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Because of its extraordinary con- trol over diseases of the nerves Dr. . Chase's Nerve Food has come to be considered the one grew. treatment for disorders 0! this natuw. This great food cure not only re- vitallzzea '~ «mated nerVe cells, but new-July to {w firm flesh and tisnu. builds a» the system and Because there is no acute pain people a: not always realize the seriousness H nervous diseases. They 1% not. think‘w! the helplessness of hob}: and mind} 'h‘ic-h is the result of m-glecting sunh 1 anti. Intervals of wakefulness. headache during the night, sparks before the eyes, disorders of sight and hearing, are other indications that nervous collapse is approaching. Piies; Thinking of tie 1111151 105 sonsi- tiwnoss to light, sound and motion, grirding 01‘ t c teeth during sleep, jerking of the limbs, continual move- ment such as taming t‘re tinge-~3â€" !<sse are some of the symptoms of gxhuustcd ncrxes. be sum, the journey is one to in- spire terror. . Ono of the most remarkable cases a! fr’g'nt was related at the Assizes at Sligo. A man was chargbd with the murder of his six-foot son, the savimrd with giddiness, others enter- tain strange hallucinations. Some faint away entirely. in} it is then that the journey proves fatal. An- other efl'cct is that the skin becomes irritable. sores break out. while the lips swell, and than crack. As will l' llfia and absolnioâ€"Enro for can; and every form of itching. bIoodizxand prozmdlngegflaa, the munfntnrm have guaranteed it. pu- timoninzs In the My pros: and ask you: push- born what. they think 9! it. You can use 2!: “a ‘3‘}0‘3’ 2:03ng x2 ugh guy}. goo 150:. a: _v... w- m dealers or EnuAmox,BAr- é CbL‘i'ox-onto. Dr. Chase's Ointment the Warning Signals Which Fox-atoll the Approach of Nervous Frustration, Paralysis and locomomr Ataxia. SEVEN LEAGUES FROM PARIS. Almost as exciting is the Voyage on the railway line running from Callau to 0113511. This line is built at the highest altitude of any exist- ing railway. It is 15,900 feet above tbv sea-level. and. as may be imag- incd. the n-sult of travelling at such an altitude is most unpleasant. First of all great oppression is felt. ac- companied by pains in the head and limbs. These are followed quickly by bleeding from the nose and mouth and than by momentary blindness. Afterwards some of the persons are Same Endicafilons 9f flerwus Iisarders 4‘ .m- milk c1" his x‘h‘al's balloon, and both the principal and second fell 'to flu.- ground and were dashed to piccâ€" os. Du Gz'andpre afterwards con- tinwd his voya‘gc, coming down: about er. I)": Was shown an atlas in the“ policwcourt. and he kissed it all ovâ€"' er. The magistrate was so pcrplch ed 1‘ .at he discharged him. Quite the most. fright-inspiling duel that “as ever fought, Was the one which was fought bethen )I.c1e; Urmzdprc and M. 10 Pique. It. took; plac: - in balloons. At a suitable 111-; titudn the signal was given, and‘ z-ach fired at. the gas bag of the! 02hr?» balloon. One shot missed,‘ 1m; 1!. do Gmndpre's bullet pierced’ T\\itthingr of A remarkable man had a charge preferred against him' in a. London policrrcourt. He landed in a vessel iron: Marseilles. the Lasczu- crew of which declared that, he was the dev- il. It appears that when the men worn gotting their dinner in the hold, this extraordinary individual dropped amongst them. falling through a venâ€" tilator directly above Lhi-ir heads. The crew were in a. terrible state of fright, and hid themSclvcs in various parts of the \‘osscl. 1.4 cuxious thing is that the inter- pra-tcrs 01' (fiery known language to- tally LLilc'J to understand the strang- After 8 p.m. on Week days, and af- ter 5 p.111. on Sundays, anybody who gets a shave in Paris does so at. his owu risk. The Paris Hair- dl‘eSSurs’ Association has issued a. warning to customers that persons getting shaved after these hours must. not be surprised if their chins should be cut. or their hair torn. LANDING ON THE QUAY. There he is caught by the railway porters. The dexterity and ingenuity displayed by the sailors and porters is remarkable. but, strange to say, the traveller never desirés to have another “send off" of the same kind. For those who wish for a. fright. a. 'journey on one of the Twins-Andes railways can be rccommondvd. This line is that. Which reaches the port of Mollondo. in Peru. 0n reaching the quay side, the traveller finds that there is no gangway by which to pass from the boat to the train. HOWover, Peruvian ingenuity has in- vented a method by which to over- come this difficulty. 0n the quay are two very long “pies, .which are united by a strong cross-173.13 from which hangs an or- dinary trapeze. When a. passenger wishes to land, he Seizes hold of the bar of the trapeze. Then a number of sailors surround him and give him a good push, when he is sent flying, as though from a catapult. George Rogers, a kitchen-man em- ployed in the Victoria. Hotel New York had a. tcrrfi)‘. ‘: fright. He went. into the cellar, “here he placed down two lighted candles. There is no- thing strange in this, but. a moment later they moved slowly aWay into opposite comers. He yelled out with terror, unu‘ his fellow men rushed to the rescue from the kitch- en. The cauSv of hxs terror \‘:\5 Quite ludricrous. He had placed the candles on the backs of two tortois- es. which had walked aWuy with them. Very weird is the case of the can- d}es of Wimercux. near Cage Grisncz. For the last thirty years, after any gale, small packets of composite can- dles have been washed ashore. ap- parently from some old wreck. The persistent appearance of this curious kind of jetsam is 0. proved fact, and the candles burn perfectly. mEWS THAT nAVE IN~ Eortoises Frigslxened Hotel At- tendantâ€"Railway Journey in Peru. JEsE‘aT MUSE FUR FRIGHTS _- ,.-..- w ,v-. nun-u yr. Chino? Ointmentisgocrtnip FEAR . system and and in tact built up the. system generally." Dr. Chase's Neg-Ne Food, 50 cents a, box, at all dealers, or Edmnson, Bates 6: Company, Toronto. To protect you against imitations. the portrait and signature. of Dr. A. W. Chase. the famous receipt book au- thor, are on every box; the nerves. and could not get to sleep at night. I seemed quite worn out, and believing that I needed some madicine began to use 1k. Chase’s Nerve Food. I can truth- fully say that this preparation has mom surprisingly beneficial to me. It has strengthened and steadied my nerves, made me rest and sleep well, and in fact built up the. system Mrs. Drinkwatez‘. .5 Water St..." Cult, Ont... states :â€""My great. crouble has been with my nerves. I was very nervous. had twitdhing of sends new vigor de vitalitv to every organ of the 3‘015.‘Being (gunposed of the grcutosL vest-cra- [Nos of natuxe it, is bound in do ‘0}; good I Conmmnder Peary, the intrepid IArctic explorer, is about to start 'urpion yet another expedition. with a ’view to reaching the North Pole. The method by which he hopes to attain his object. contains many ele- ments of originality. He says :â€" ; "The vowel which will be used will be a. wooden ship. specially stren- gthened and powerfully reinforced, both in structure and engine-power, to force her “say through the ice- pack and withstand enormous pres- ‘sm-e. Heretofore the vessels used 3 in Arctic exploration have been aux- liliary sailing-ships. In mine machin- ery will be the sole motivepo'wer.‘ The Whale Sound Eskimos, who have been called Arctic highlanderal number less than 2:30 in the entire I tribe. These are the people I shall take with me. I know every persom in the tribe; I have lived with them tour years. I shall take women and children along. and establish a. colony at the northern end of Great Land, the most northerly colony in existence, from which to begin my dash for the Pole. This seems to me the only practicable way in which the Pole Can be reaohed and this plan 1 hope to. carryiout.” You can get thé Tailots from any druggist, or they will be sent by mail at 25 cents a. box by writing direct to the Dr. AVilliams‘ Medicine Co.. Brockvillc, Ont. began using Baby‘ s Own Tablets.- Since then baby rests well and he is now a. fat healthy boy. " â€"â€"chocrful. smiling and bright. When he is cross and frctl'ul it is bocauax, lhc is unwvll and he i5 taking the 1lonly mvans he has to lot everybody ‘know he does not fm-l right. When baby is cross. restless and sleepless don't dose him With “soothing" stuffs which always contain poisons. Baby's Own Thblvts are what. is needed to put the little one right. live a cross baby an occasion-.11 tablet and see how quickly he will ,be transformed into a. bright. smil- ing. cooing. happy child. lie will Sll‘t‘? at night, and the mother will get her rest too. You haveaguarâ€" antes that Baby's Own Tablets conâ€" tain riot one particlé of opiate or‘ harmful drug. In all the minor ail- ments from birth up to ten or tu‘ely'c years there is nothing to equal the Tablets. Mrs. W. B. Anderson. Gou- lais 'Rivor, Ont.. Says: “My little boy was very cross and frctful and we got no rest with him until Wu l The average baby is a good baby | “ 'Yes, yes, my boy,’ pum'cd ‘ Mr. Sago, ‘you paid back the £2, and I nevor expected you would. Now. if I let you have £20, I should expect. you to pay it hack, and you wouldn’t. ()nc disappointment, at rm' time of life is enough, my boy. (hood-morning 2 ‘ ” evidence showing the crime to be of a peculiar and revolting character. The father shot at his son, who ran army, but the old man succeeded in pUtting five bullets in him. After- wards the body was found and brought to the house, where an ex- traordinary thing occurred. Accordâ€" ing to the Crown counsel the father was accused by the dead hand. When the body was brought into the house, a neighbor put down the hand which had raise: as if to shield the dead man. The father came in to look at the body, and the cover was removed. Immediately the hand .bearing the bullet mark rose up slowly. as if to denounce the mithot‘ of the murder. The father at once fell to the. floor in an epileptic seiz- ure. declaring his guilt. It may be added that the dramatic accusation was due to rigor mortis.â€"-Pearson's Weekly. “ ‘My boy,’ he Said. with no trace of unkindness in his tone, ‘you disâ€" appointed me once, and I don’t want. you to do it again.’ want. you to do it again! “ ‘I beg pardon, I did not,‘ urâ€" guad. the youth. '1 said I would pay you back, and I did.’ Mr. Sage beamed softly on the grandson of his old friend. "A week 01‘ ten days later the young man Czunc to sce him again and this time asked him for .8220, making all so1ts of lepmsentntions as to what. he would do with it. Mr. Sage refused to pan. The young man was surprised, not. to say pained. “ ‘\\"h3,' he exclaimed. ‘you know I'll pay it all right. Didn't I say I'd have that .22 for you on Mon- ‘day. and wasn’t I here to the min- ute with it?’ Quite’ Enough for Russell Sage, the Great Financier. The following story is told of Mr. Russell Sage, the millionaire: "One (1235'. a. young man of Mr. Snge’s amuaintanccb-in fact, the grandam of an old friend 0f other duysâ€"uppxoached him on the sub- ject of a loan of £2 for two weeks. andâ€"got it. "He promised faithâ€" fully to l“t.lll'll the xmmey at, a stat- ed hour, and the promise was as faithfully kept. Mr. Sage had very IiLtle to say when he gave up the £2, and quite as little when he got it back. PFARY AND THE POLE. ONE DISAPPOINTMEN '1‘. TEE AVERAGE BABY. Speaking of railways, a college Was organized some years ago by Mr. Pullman to instruct men as rail- way porters, especially as sleeping- car attendants. This college has Probably few are aware that this State is now the centre of American tea-growing. Tie new school edu- cates its pupils, who are negro chilâ€" dren, in the art. of picking tea. There are at present thirty pupils, but more will be added when finances permit. A school for nursremaids is the excellent institution which a. San Francisco clergyman recently opened. It is in connection with a foundling hospital. which was also originated by the same gentleman. Pupils must ‘!be between sixteen and thirty. They pay nothing, but give their services liree for a year. After that they re- .ceive pay. They are given Valuable jlessons in the management of chil- dren. taught the kindergarten sysâ€" tem of education, and given lessons in plain sewing. laundry work, and the preparing of FOODS T"0R CHILDREN. During eight weeks of the past summer a small school was travelling lull over the Continent of North Am~ erica at speeds Varying between for- iqr and sixty miles an hour. The sons of Mr. George Gould, together with those of several other great‘ railway magnates were sent of! with‘ their tutors in a couple of private} cars on a. tour of some seven orl‘ eight thousand miles. 011 the wayl they received instruction in methods! of railway management and finance.! They learnt the practical side of? railroading as well, and had lessons: I I in building locomotives, in construcâ€". sion of embankments, cutting of ! tunnels, and in practical railway enâ€"' gineering. l We have agricultural colleges in England. noLably at Cirencestcr, where pupils graduate in ploughing, milking, and all the varied duties of a. farm. Another open-air institution of a. similar description has lately been opened at Pinchurst, near Sam- mervillo. Scuth Carolina. A school for mountain guides has been established at Chamounix. in Switzerland, and the examinations are both practical and still. Ten ascents recognized as dangerous are a primary essential for the candi- date. Diplomas are granted to those who pass. 11) June last six men were successful in obtaining these diplomas. Mention must also be made of the valuable lectures on medicine. It. may save the cxplorer's life to know how to deal with sunstrokc. frost bite, cholera, malaria, or the bite of POISONOUS REPTILES. Hints in mountaineering. geology, and the collecting of insects and plants are given, and a. very special part of the. instruction is how to take impressionsâ€""squeezes," they are calledâ€"of ancient inscriptions, and the like. London has a. school for explorers. It is situated at. the Royal Geograâ€" phical Society's headquarters in Sm’ile Row. There is much to be lcarzi-t by the man who desires to penetrate the jungles of Cehtral Am- erica, the forests of Africa, or the frozen table-lands of Thibct. The would-beexplorcr is taught how to get his bearings in a dense forest, how to determine heights, how to pack his instruments, and how to take good photographs or even bio- graph pictures. And Would-be Sportsmen Are Made IPljloficiant in the Art of Shooting. In these days schools exist for givingeX'ex‘y possible kind of training that a human being might desire. Supposing, for instance, that a young man who has lived in the city all his life.fand never seen a gun ex- icept through a. gunmaker’s windoW, has a. sudden desire to become a. sportsman. All he need do is to ap- ply at the Blagdonf Woods Shooting School. says PearSOn's Weekly.‘ There. he is supplied with a. gun,‘ shown how to load it and handle it’i trained ‘in the proper methods of: aiming and following a flying birch; and shown how to get over a gate; with a. gun in his hands. He is:= taught how to kill a running rabbit, ; a twisting snipe, or a roeketing' pheasant. He is shown how to clean and care for his Weapon, how to manage his dogs, and, in fact, is eventually turned out a complete sportsman, fit to take his place on i I I i I the moor in the covert with the best. } “At this stage I gave up other treatment and started taking Dodd's Kidney Pills. I received help after using the second box and continued till I had taken sixteen boxes when my troubles had vanished kind I was again enjoying the splendid vigor of earlier manhood." “I was treated by throo doctors. one of them a. specialist. One 81%;] I had gravel, another Bright's Dis- cuso. and the third declared I was in a dangerous condition. None of my friends thought I had much longer to live. "I had been a sufferer from Kidney Trouble for twvnty-nine yours. I had the most distrvssing 1'3ack.~1che it would be possible {or mm: to bear, I'Tuadachus, irritation of the spine and at times an excruciating circular pain about the lower part of the body. What, I suffered no pen can dyscribc. SOME VERY OLD SOHOOLS PROSPECTIVE BRIDIES ARE TAUG-HT HOUSBKEEPIN G. 0110 Doctor Treated Him for Bright’s Disease, Another :20: Gravel, but he Got no Relief L111 he tried. Dodd’s Kidney Pillsa They Cured him Completely. St. Catlmx‘incs, Ont, Dec. 28.â€" (Speciul).â€"The cure of Nicholas Ec- kcr, a. well known and highly respect- ed farmer living; near Stir-John’s, P. 0.. ahout ten miles' from this city, has caused somewhat of a. Sun- sutiun in Pclham and Thorold townâ€" ships. For twontyâ€"nine yvm‘s', Mr. Ecker was a. terrible sufferer from Kidney Disease, and so wide-spread has boon the interest in big cure that he decided to make a statement; for the bcnvfit of the puhlic. In (~011- donscd form Mr. Eckcr’s statement is as follows: DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS CURED N. ECKER‘S KIDNEY DISEASE. AFTEE YEARS OF TEER BLE EEUEY ”You may not mind," I retorted, ”but some day somebody else may try to drive that horse. Then some- and as 1031-5; as he's got it-wimt's the odds, anyway? I don’t mind it particularly. I'm Spry about get- ting in.’ "Another spoilefl horse has been allowed to acquire the habit of 'starting up' the moment he is un- hitched. His owner will get a. broken neck or limb some day. if I’m not mistaken, butâ€"why, I don’t knowâ€"he makes no efi‘ort to con. quer the fault. ‘Break him of it,’ I advised. ‘Well,’ he drawled, 'it Would be a lot of bother. I've kind of let him get into the habit, I guess “Seems to me there ought to be a training school for the driver as well as for the drivon. For instance, I know of several promising horses that have been practically spoiled by poor driving. I have in mind. in particular, two horsesâ€"one is driven by a man, the other by a Woman. Both drivers havuthc habit of nagâ€" ging and fussingâ€"mi saying 'Gâ€"long' or ‘Git-up' c\'(‘ry Ralf-minute regular- ly, accompanying the words with a. gunth tap of tho whip. The result is that Y‘oth horses pay no attention to either connnand or whip. and it. takes a. ‘rog’lur earthquake,’ or a first-class thrashing to move 'em out of a. slow jog trog. “I might quote more, but enough is enough. You got the idea. What's more. you all know living examples of the kind referred to. You, of course, are not built that way; but the ‘other fellow' often is. T00 of- ten. And ,usually he blames the horse for some fault that in reality is his own. It isn't fair. Train or drive.or=use a. horse properly, and nine times out of ten that horse be- haves himself And does all that, is expected of an animal. I "The excitable horseman,’ he says, “will have horses just like he is himself. The man without horse sense will have a horse with the same poor sense. The man who is loud when driving will have a bois- terous horse, and no one ought to blame the horse. The man who stops his team with a drawling ‘w-hâ€"oâ€"a.’ will have a team that will will stop in the some mannerâ€"that. is, they will take two or three steps after they are told to stop.” iCharactex-istics of the Owner Shown :n the Animal. “I've always had a. notion that the horse is like the munâ€"in other words, that, the horse is often what his owner makes him. Recently I came across the following bit of wisdom in a. farm paper," says a. writer, "and, as the writer's ideas are-exactly my own, I cannot, refrain from quoting his thoughts toâ€"day: 0f schoois of hair cutting there are several in existence. But there is only one Barbcrs' University. This is the French Academy of Coiflcurs. Hair cutting is merely .a minor branch of its teaching. Hair dress- ing of the most elaborate descrip- tion is its main course. Once a. year is hold a great competition of hair dressing. Prizes and diplomas are aWardcd, and the barbering competi- tions are succeeded by a dance and supper, in which both harbors and models take part. London now has a School for wiv- es. This is in connection with the National Training School of Cookery. Ew-ry branch of household manage- ment is taught. The course occupies thirteen weeks. and costs ten guineas. Pupils learn to trim'lmnps, to upholstor thvir furniture, to un- dorstzmd laundry work. They are shown how to trim hats, and even how to cut out. dresses on scientific principles. No branch of household training is omitted. even the keeping of accounts. the principles of house- hold sanitation, und a certain amount of sick nursing; being includâ€" 0d. MANY GRA'I‘I-IFUL LETTERS from boys who have got good posi- tions owing to the instruction receiv- ed. Under the fostering cure of Mr. Wanamaker (formerly Postmasterâ€" (‘-cnom1 of the United Stotcsi. a. somewhat. similar school has benn started in New York. This is a. school for cash boys. There are now ‘no fewer than 180 studonts. Arithmetic and quick handling and counting of money are the principal branches of instruction. Miss Alice Boutolio, who is the director. has had An interesting experiment of a very different order has been made by tht‘ Metropolitan Asylum Board. This is a school for shopping. The weal:- mindod. stunted childron under the care of the Board are being made in- to practical marketers, under the care of tho matron of the Lloyd Home for Tmlrocilc Girls. Many of those institution girls. even those quite gn'oWn up, lmd absolutely no idea of the value of money, the price of things. or how to count change. But now they are taken out in re- lays, and, though not trusted with more than a shilling at a time. are rapidly learning how to buy to the bé'sl: advantage. l‘TSpocially' is it desired to solve the problem Whotlwr crime is the result of social circumstances or of physical peculiarities. The institute will be in St. Peterslmrg, and the Gm'crnâ€" mont will permit the lecturers to illustrate tlioir classes with living criminals, who will be released for the purposr‘, and placed under the control m‘ (he professors. Almost equally remarkable is the criminalist institute, for which the hissian Ministvrs of the Interior for public instruction have appropriated ‘2' 0,0 000. The idea. is Lo give crimâ€" inologists an opportunity of making life studins of criminals with n \‘iCW, of coursv, to the eventual oxtinctiun of crime. At BrussL-ls a unique establishment is that for the training of gravgz'ig- gvrs. This was organized by the Illanag‘ors of the Great Everc Ceme- tery’,.zuld .all new candidates for posts as sthons in Belgium must now pass the uxamination instituted by this now half a dozen difl‘orent branches. The pupils, who are most‘y colored men, are shown how to make up berths, how to keep the temperature of u car even, how to wait at a. table, and many other similar du- ties. They have also to become let- terpcrfect in the regulations of the company governing thc service in which they are to be employed. They have to understand the ticket sys- tem, so that, in onmmcncy, they can act as conductors. Cooking classes are also part of their course of inâ€"‘ struction, so that they may be ablo to Serve on the buflot cars. NEW AND CURIOUS COLL CGE. LIKE MAN, LIKE HORSE. A man takes a game bag with him the first. time 110 goes gunning (or quail, "You needn't think to catch me. You tried that once before.” The barrister said: "Madam, I have not the slightest desire to catch you; and your hus- band looks as if he were sorry he did." Hobbsâ€""Old Titewadd is about dead from insomnia. Says he is afraid to go to sleep.” Dobbsâ€" "Does he fear burglars?” Bobbsâ€" "No; but the last time he slept he dreamt of giving axvay his money." The opposing counsel pressed n tain question anther urgently, she gait), angrily: A well-known County Court. judge tells a Story about. the cross-(mammâ€" ation of a bad-tempered Woman in his court. She was an Amazonian person. Her husband. obviously 1h:- weakor Vessel, sat shcopishly link-2r- ing. “Yes. there is," answered Miss Cayenne. “If she wants good (lin- nors she's got to be polite to the cook the same as the fest of us." “She is very hau‘ghty since her family attained wealth," said the sensitive woman. “I doubt if there is anybody she doesn't snub." The Backacho Stage may be fast that incipient form of kidney disease which, if neglected, will develop into stub- born and distressing disorder the: will take long tedious treatment to cure. Don‘t neg- lect tho “ backache stage" of the most insidious of diseases. South American Kidney Cure stops tbs uh. Insix hours sud curesâ€"30 fidkmd's Linimest Ema; mailman .v‘._.“- . .u. w. L.\L\;Lu‘ll wauc“). 1‘. Thomas’ Eclectric Oilâ€"do not. so far as known. exist. The testimony is posi. tive and concurrent that. the article re- lieves physical pain, cures lameness- checks a cough, is an excellent remedy for painsnnd rheumatic complaints. and it. has no nauseating or other unpleasant effect, when taken internally. The heat of a common coal fire is 1,140 degrees, but it takes 3.479 d0- groos to melt iron. There are nearly 120,000 hogsâ€" heads of tobacco in stock in Liver- pool. Lil'ebuoy Soapâ€"disinfectant â€" is strongly recommended by the modiml profession as a safeguard against in- fectious diseases. 22 Differences of Opinion regarding the Ropulgr Internal un_d Aeggtczznal remedy. .n‘. Sleep as long as you can, but. cm- ploy your time judiciously when 5011 are aWake. A short girl gets around it by making the stripes on her skirt run in the opposite direction. It. may be only a trifling cold, but, neg leer. i: and it: will ftsncn iii fangs in your lungs. and you will soon be carried to an untimely grave. In this couuzry we have sudden changes and must cxpcca to have coughs and colds. We cannot avoid them. but we can efiect a cure by using Bickle‘s Ami-Consumptive Syrup, the medicine thatnas never been known to tail in cur- ing coughs, colds. bronchitis and all af- fections of the chroaz. lungs and chess. Beware of a chance acquaintance who wants to put you next to a sure thing. By gaining round after round of applause the oratot climbs the lad- der of fame. Susy Lips and a clear compicxion, ths pridq of woman. Have you lost these charms through torpid liver. constipation. biliousness, or nervousness? Dr. Agnew's Liver pm: will restore them to youâ€"4o lime “ Rubies" in a vial, 10 cents. Act like a charm. Never gripe.â€"29 Tomâ€"“Why were you so determined to kiss that cousin of yours? You can't call her pretty." Dickâ€"“I wanted to establish a. precedent. She has two very pretty sisters, you know." A Small Pill, but Powerlul.â€"They that. judge of the powen of a. pill lw its size would consider Purmelee‘s Vegetable Pills' to be lacking, It. is a little wonder amox 11 pills. What, it lacks in size it makes up in potency. The remedies which it carries are pus up in these small dos-es, because they are so poWerful that only small doses are required. The full sxrength of the extrncw is secured in thin form and do their work thoroughly. Hiaard's Li‘aimat Cm: Ewhthsria Hull's Qatar-m Cure is taken inter- nally. and acts directly 0n the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. Send for tostimmxials, tree. ‘F._J. gaggm‘w 6: C_0_.. Toiedo. 0. "He laughed. 'Not a. cent’s worth. Don’t mood any.’ "1‘30: but your heirs may.” “ Vol]. I didn't convince him, and he shows no Sign of reforming, but 1 hope everybody else will not be so stubborn and shortsightcd. I tell you, friends, there’s a splendid mm for an aceidont insurpnce agent in my part of the country. STATE or Omo. CITY or TOLEDO, ) as Lucm COUNTY. - f ' FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath that. he 'is senior partner of the firm 0: F. J. CHENEY do 00.. doing business In the City 0! ’J‘olcdo. County and state aforesaid. and that said firm will pay the sum of ONE HUNDRED D01, LARS for each and every case of CA. 'J‘Aluul that. cannot. be cured by the use of HALL'S CA'I‘Aluiu CURE. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn to befqrc me and subscribed In my presence. this 6th day 0! December. AJ). 18'56. ' ........ A. W. GleASON, ' ' A otarg Public - GEA'. ’ thing will happen. Or, perhaps, some day you’ll forget to be ‘spry' as usual, andâ€"say how much acci- dent insurance do you carry, neigh- bor? THE JUDGE’S SYMPATIIY. There are very few ing operations in which Soap cannot be used to age. It makes the horn and clean. Sold by all Draggisw. 75b. Hall's Family Bills are the very few cleans- in which Sunlight used to advant- the home bright the beat. {LH'L COF- Shiflah’s Consumption cure The Lung Tonic A 10ml schoolmaster was greatly annoyed mw day by not getting satâ€" isfucmpy unmwrs 10 the questions he put to mn- (21‘ his schoolboys. At. last he called 1!)? (1111100 to thp front and. handing him live cunts, said: “Away you 1:0 and buy some brains." To Hu- gvhmflnmstor's sxfrprisc the boy (“firm-y turned and said: "And hm‘q- I to tvll 1hr mun they are for you?" A political dr-monstration by your party is synmxynmus with :1 Street riot when pulh-d 011‘ under the aus- pices or the other party. ‘ Luttorworth, nuur Leicester, Eng- land. claims 11w distinction of hav- ing boon tho home of the longosbiiv- ‘od large family in the kingdom. The last mmnhor of this remarkable fam- ily has just died at. the ago of eighty- cight. IIm- nznnc was Ruth Moore, and 5110 Was one of a family of thir- teen children. Ihruo of whom died at the ago of seventy-five, one at seven- ty-six, onv :11 suwnty-an'cn, one at eighty, one at eighty-one. one at eighty-thrw. two at eighty-five, two at Oig‘hiy-uig‘hi. and one at. ninety. Each of thn parents died at eighty, and tho unih-d ages of the family of fifteen total 1.5118 years. Holloway s ( mu Cure is the medicin :0 remove all kix: (is of corns and warts and onlv cmts we small sum of twenty five cents. Salt Rheum. “fetter, Eczema, â€"â€"These distresting skin diseases reliend by one application. Dr. Agnew's Ointment is: potent cure for all eruptions of the skin. jas. Gaston. Wilkesbarte, says: " For nine years I was disfigured with Tctter on my hands. Dr. Agnew'a Oint- ment cund it." 35 cents.-â€"3x “You may talk as: you like," said tlw man who doosn't care for sport. “but there was om- gnod thing about the g‘ladiutoriul lights of olden times." “What Was that?" “The loser now-r had a. chance to write to the paw-r5 and explain why he lost." When a man is getting the worst of an :u‘gunu-nt with a female he is sure to say: "Well, that’s just; like a. wo~ man!" I was Cured of Acute Bronchitis by MINARIYS LINIMENT. J. M. CAMPBELL. '1 he superiority of\iot1‘chra\'s’ \Vorm IIX crminuwr is s ‘mwu by its good effect; (H: the chi kin-2.. P: zrchuse a 9bottle: and give ita trial. 'l‘hc half a million acres cultivated in ton in India produce 19U,OOO,H0” ”3.. the average income being about $100 an acre. The labor rcquin‘d iS thirteen persons to the acre. ()ne pound of Indian ton. will produce 7’; gallons of tea of a givun strength, Whilt' the ton of China will produce but five gallons. Bay of Islands. I Was Cum-d of Facial Neuralgia by MINARD'S LINlMI‘TNT. WM. DANIELS. Springhill, N. S. I was Cured of Chronic Rheuma- Lism by MINARU'S LINIM'I'INT. GEO. TINGLEY. [Mlnad's Uaimni Ema: Colds. sit; 18,233 20,917 22,574 23,829 25,000 flanaifiéan @rder 9f Bhosen Friends Albert 32. I ......... ......... ............._ 1901 ......... .. .......... 23.829 ........................... ... 1902 .......-. .......... .......... 3.000 ................................. 1903 .......................... SPECIAL INDUCEI'IENTS TO JOIN NOW. Apply to the Recorder in your owu towu, or W._ F. MONTAGUE, W. F. CAM'PB] Grand Recorder, Irahuiiton, Ont.. or when the first Sign of a cough or cold appears. It will cure you easily and quickly thenâ€"later it will be harder to cure. LOWER Pans, Wash é‘és'fnéf Hank Fans, 5": Most people think too lightly of a (nu H It 1; a scxious m ttcr and med ; prompt attenupn. OLI‘EFT-Ll \"ICD FAMILY Prices 26c.. 50c. and $1.00 'akc S. C. WELLS CO. Toronto. Can. LeRoy, N.Y. Io I N UIA .\' TEA mas-r ON GETTING ' Sony's. .. ....... .. ...... . .............. 1899 ...... .. ......... ............... 1900 Any First-Class Grocer Can Supply You. FiVE YEARS‘ PROGRESS: CAN BE HAD IN assessmsu I’ SYSTEM. ‘Pouitry, All «mas out . l guttgr, mum A d F . P ! Eggs! mfg-e :gzemii; ‘ “WY: :5: I Apples, 3'09 €005 pticas FOR SALE AT All. BSOKSTORES. Fcauzituily bound in green leather, stamped in gold. PRICE $1.00 The Anon Publishing Co., of (‘an- ads. are iSSuing a su-rics of Vqumt-s compjled from the Newspapers and Magazines of the day. The First Volume is now ready, and win he sent for Oqc 'Dollar with' privilege of returning if not Minder)”. In order to secure articles for tho subsequent volumes the publishers are offering TEN THOUSAND BOMRS CASH For Copy of Book. Prospectus. and Premium List. write P. 0. Drawer 2183, Montreal. Canada. for Newspaper. periodical and Magw zine Clippings from which to makn their selections. claimed.’ ’ SVEGIAL we or FURS [end for catalog. Wegive extra value. Raw Fun and causing. Sand for price list "Say," said the irate victim, "you adVertisod that the house was five minutos' Walk from the station." "Wen?" replied the agr'nt. “Why, it’s nearly thirty minutes!" “Ah, then. as We said Earth-r on in the advertisement, it is more than we TNU .’ Miss Gingorly-“Why do you smoke ‘50 113’ (11 Mr. Culling?" Mr. Culling â€"â€"‘Bccuuse a good cigar helps mg to think. ” Miss Gingethâ€" ‘Oh' It 5 ’too bad thai your duller keeps such !a. poor stock. "- ‘5 WAIFS” BASTEBD’S " "2'3 flawson Gommission 60., Judgeâ€""You do not mm to 1'99.- Iize the enormity of the charge against; you." Prisonerâ€"“No; I haven't got my solicitor's bill yet, but I'm oxpvctin' the charge'll be enormous!" But it. Cures. it Cur-cs Colds an Cutsrrh. 1 Br. Agnew's Liver Pm; cure leor ill:- 40 doses 10 cents. Mm. Wxsmow's Soormsc Svnvr but been uw‘ by million: of mother! (or :heir child"!- ““1. .~-...â€".. Imootbes the child, wtunp chaumg. diayn pain. gum! wind colic. mum“ the stomach and bowels. Ind In £139 boa: nmedyfor Dhrrhct. Twenty-Ive cents a homo Sold ”drawn: throughout the world. Be Cut! In" ad: for “ MM. \stswvrssaormsa sum." Not, (livays with first application. Val- though even that ixzsnriabl} brings rc- lief m 10 minutes Ir. Agnew‘s Saiarrhal Ffiwder Attually. positivoEy. indisputably. ir- tefiltubly, CuresVConis and Qatar-rm, 7 Ems mag: 63:23 cm In ms. Sure Regulmtors.â€"Mundmko and (1.13 delion are known to exert. a. poxvcrful izx~ fiuencc on the ”vex- auri kidneys, restor- ng them to hcathul action, inducing .1 regular flow of the secretions and impgrv in: to the 97-33225 complete poujg: to per- form their functions. These wig-13,): in: credients enter into the composition at Parmelse’s Vegetable P114. and serve 19 rendex them the ggr aid: and salutary medicine they are. There are few pzlls at efl'ective as they in their action. Tewsonâ€"“I was sorry to hear. Croker, that you barb failed in busi- ness.” Crokerâ€"“Yos, I strugghad hard, but I lost everything, saw my honor. and the property I was wise enough to settle on my wife when I found myself getting into trouble." FROM THE HEDEES AND HIGHWAYS. Is a Gatarrh cure that Ouers Colds and Catarrh. W. F. CAMPBELL, Grand Organizer, Hamiiton, Ont. The Dainticst Book of {he Year. mouro- unnfii Issue Na) 1463 For Over Sixty Yen: QUALITY 551753 $204 0-5. 208, 620. 238.330. 364,012. 400,000. 1650870. 87..