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11" wfiifihs mam: TERR'BLE STRAIN“ ON THE DIGESTIVE ORGANS. Days Are Spent in oipping at Champagne ana Claret. Many peoptc fancy that tasting wine m st. indeed be a simple and dvl.ghu'ul method of earning one's 1h minor/J. Thaw best. able to judge, Imvnncr, the wim-tustcrs themselxcs. ainnn that. thvi r work is by no means may. while their lot. is often far from a. happy one. ’l‘h: majority u” winetastm‘s in Opox'to. wr c.-.a:zzplc. are cx-pau'iat- ed Lritons. To a man they are nor o;s and d331;u;)ti(‘; for the con- sumt, sipping without swallowing telfs its tax};- in the out], while the nouw-cnding dz'uughts and dieting that must be vudurud are a terrible strain on the strongest. digestive orâ€" guns. In Portugal. tho port wingtnstcr In Portugal. tho pom: winumstcr attached to (-mh oxportmg firm, mqst c'a-r huw- lu-I‘orc him the thought. “will this 01' will that food Spoil my ‘tasu-?”â€"-£or his palate is prank-any his stmkâ€"inâ€"uadu. Wino-tasting in Britain is quite' a dif‘icrem [\l'OL‘t‘SS, for the circum- stamrs arc obxionsiy quite dil‘éerunt. As a. matter 01‘ fact. it. is usual for one of 2"“? partners in most, im- porting hfr'ZSCS to do the tasting for his .rm hizzuwli. Where this is not. practicable. u prefessional WinctaStcr is guncruliy gin-r. .1; small interest in the business. for it is an axiom in the trade that, "half the selling lies in UN' bwying_" In wry largn firms it. is 5312111 to harm thrcc separate “tnsta’ws.” The firs; one sg-ocializcs in parts and szhoz'rijg. ti": sword given nis atten- tion to ciarots, burgundum, sautcrns, and Chablis, “wile the third confines his attention solely to spirits. TIL“: BEST HOUR. for wine-tasting is the middle of the mpmingâ€"so far as possible about two hours after breakfast and mid¢ day bctv:..-mx that men! and lunch. A winetastor never smokes in the morn- inz. and high-flavored food of any kind is absoluu-ly unknown to his realifust table. Most. ditlicult of an wines to tastv‘ are thosa- which arr: known as "g2cn" (i.e., young mint-s). This is isgmcially the case in all wines of the P():d'.‘a!:x type, and tasters of matrix- (-xpt-rivncv have before now pasml as “good" six months old wine. which a twolvcmomh later has turned out to be poor both in qual- ity and flavor. Another curious dif- ficuity which hoSots the taste:- is the fact that wine which tastes GX'EPHL‘Dt “in the cask" sometimes tastes equ- ally poor in the bottle. Form-aux is a difficult wine to deal with. for sometimes, although the taste may be good, the wine is lack- ing in kcepiz‘g qualities. Hence some large firms. after selection by taste. carni‘ully analyze their samples bcforo making a purchase. Excellent wine in a. big vintage year is often chvaper to buy than is indifcront wim- in a year that. has proved a. comparative fai'mru. Moreâ€" ov-cr. it by no means famous that a tastcr's appreciation of a wine coin- THE WINE’I‘AS’I‘ER hag befri‘rc him a. number of “tasb ingâ€"glasms." so made as to allow of their Contvzus being shaken up with- out being spilt. The shaking of wine brings out its aroma to the full extnnt, aid smell is invariably the first. tosz wine is put to by the tast- er. After carvfully smelling each cidt's with the seller's idea. as to its mL-rit. separate sample, the taster rejects all those that do not please him and than he allows about ten minutes to elapse. Next he sips the samples one by% one. sometimes eating between eachl a tiny disc of dry brand. A can- scientious taster never swallows: wine he is examining. His palate‘: tells him all he Wants to know.. A few London wineâ€"tasters substitute; for the disc of dry broad a tiny; mat-Sol o! Cheddar cheese. I All wine-tasting must be done ab'olutfly ”blind,” that is to say; the bottles from which the samples are ta'mn must be put out of sight. This is most important, for it is extraordinary to what extent a lab- el or merely the appearance of a bot- tle mag, prejudice the winctaster in his choice. In buying wines of a similar char- acter. the taster may have to select from so many as twenty different samples. Five of these may he wines raw-ins: in price between $25 and $28.75 per Hogshead, five between $30 and $35 five between 835 and $41.25. and five between $42.50 and $48 13. The samples are arranged for the taster in haphazard order. 1nd it hy no means follows th'at the “expert" Selects the XOST EXPENSIVE WINES. In a. case where very careful selec- tion is necessmy, a. winctaster may try only about thirty samples in a. day, but if the tasting be only "ro‘gh" he can deal with more than don? 1e that number. Exposure to cold and dampness. Cold settling on the kidneys strainâ€" ing of the kidneys, loins or back our eating or excessive use of a!- coho], blows or injuries to the back, esult of malaria or other icxcrs. Livm‘ disorders are also a frequent cause of kidney disease, and this helps to account for the extraordin- an: success of Dr. Chase's Kidney-Liv- er Pills as a cum for complicated and chronic disease of the kidneys. Since the kidneys are the chief means of removing the poisonous im- purities from the system they must be kept healthv and active. am Aliment Which is Most nréhzsea on Account of Its Frightfully Painful and Fan] Developments. When from any of the above causes the ‘ kidneys become deranged the first symptom is usuany backache. Then is the time to begin the use of Dr. Chase's Kidney-Liver Pills. The Very thought of the usual dc- velopmcnt of kidney disease is enough warningfio anyone to take prompt action and there is the testi- mony of thousands to point you to Dr. Chase’s Kidney-liver Pins as the most eflcctivc treatment. Mr. William E. Holditch, Port Rob- inson. l‘mL, states: “I was for sever- aS years a great. sufferer from kidney ”flab. from which dread disease I These are causes of Kidney Disease A good winctastcr. it is said, is BB gbom not. madeffThe professionals love the business in their own funds. An amateurâ€"even if he be THE the owner of vine; ards or the head '30! a large wine (firmâ€"usually iooks 3to his Locket and lets his pride Luke. 2 aticm‘e of itself. This was not the case with a. cer- tain wollâ€"knowu wine man. however. who. although only an amateur. (lutâ€" t rid hin self that his taste was as 3001 as that of any professional. Ilc st invited some time ago by a irivnd to taste certain champagxms, rlnvmz them being a sample of «me of his own Wines, about, which he was known to be particularly proud. ‘ 1"‘r‘ h"t do you think of that?” he 1wrs as' e1. 21‘; he critically samplvd J t3 0 champagne. ”Pretty good, .isn‘t it?" "Good raved!" replied the ama- teur tasthr. hastening to cleanse his mouth from the objectionable sam- ple. " thrt champagne? I can it cir'erE-nover tasted greater rubbifil in my life!‘ â€"-Pcarson 3 Weekly. Biblvs are said by detectives to be more rarely stolen than any other objects. This is not buCuuSc bibles are wox 1.110153 to a. thief, but. because iuw criminals are suii‘icicntly deprav- ed to steal the good book. A de- toctim said recently that in an im- portant case which he had followwd up some years ago a. thief had enter- ed a. house, stolen some valuable jewels. and left untouched a bible bound in white chicken skin and studded with pearls. The detective caught thc thief. and the man who had been robbed, a dealer in “curi- os.” visited his dospoilvr in jail, took an interest in him because he had not taken the bible, and eventu- ally reformed him and got him a. Egood job. .- .L, AI,!_£ 4,:4 ”LLA‘ :: Not Depraved Enough to Steal the Good Book. ; c r. "I know," the thief said, “that. if 'I took that bible it would do me harm, and if I didn’t; take it it might ‘do me good. I let. it, alone, and now :thank heaven, I‘m an honest and a irightcous man.’: in bible the book had been returned. i"Another thing few thieves will take." he added, "is a. child's saving bank." :I‘hc detective added that in an- other case where a. thief had stolen Weak, sickly babies are a great trial to mothers. They need con- stant. cure both night and (lay and soon wear the mother out. Baby's little stomach is the cause of most of the trouble; it is very weak, and in consequence wr; w-vily. upset. Baby’s Own Tablets will cum all baby troubles. They are mildly 111x- ative and give prompt relief. Con- carning them Mrs. R. J. Balfour, Omemcc. Ont, Says: "I have used Baby‘s Own Tablets for stomach troubles and constipation from which nu little girl suffered and they en- tirel; cured her. Thev produced sound refreshing sleep, and I regard tLem as indispensiblo in any honw where there are little ones.” Mothers from an parts of Canada “rite in fan or of Baby’s Own Tabâ€" lets profing the claim that they are the wen Inst, medicine f0: all the minnr ills of infants .md young chil- awn Guaranteed to contain no opiâ€" ate. Price 25 cents a. box at. all druggists or direct, from the Dr. “'illiauns‘ Medicine (30.. Brockvmo, Ont ' MILITARISM AND SO CIALISM. Tedium of a. Soldi r ’5 Life is Wear- Lieutenant. Bilse is the author of a. romance picturing Germ-an army life so mercilessly and truly that he is in arrest. pending a courtdnar'tjal for disclosing militarv secrets. TLC: ac- cusation rests upon indiscxetions of statement that me not obvious to the civilian 051:- Pi! 5018 shock is real- ly an analytical study of the depres- sing effect of the profession of arms on men of heart. and lively minds. In it may be found an explanation of the frequent suicides in the oni- cers’ corps. The officer who fails to qualify for the General Staff or to obtain an appointment in UN household troops must endure the unending ted-ium of‘ garrison duty. Bilse sched m a small post on the French frontier. He describes the unchanging routine, the gossip every day with the same persons, the limited social life be- cause of caste prejudices. the dead- eninz of aspiration stimulated only by hollow loyalty to the crmnxâ€"as alone representing the nationâ€"and by decadent ideas of honor. The unutterable wouriness of such a life after the man has reached thirty, heightened by a marriage for money, reduces One of sensual temâ€" perament of a life of ease aod inâ€" dulgence or irritates the man of smxsrihilitv to mental revolt someâ€" times ending in suicide. This is also why the Socialists receive secret aid from many officers Bilsc’ a work has been summe‘scd as tending to bring the military profession into discredit. 'am now. happily. free. I had all the usual symptoms in an aggravatâ€" ‘ed degree. and at times was com. fplctcly incapacitated with pains in 'thc back biliousnoss and headache. SI had little or no appvtite: insomnia {xosultcd and my condition was real- fiv wretched. I became emaciated 1am] grew dospondcnt and hopeless of irolief. as I had taken treatment girom doctors to no aNuil. “Finally. on the advice of a friend. E I began using Dr. Chase's Kidneyâ€"‘ LiVer Pills. and, after using a few boxes, I was again enjoying health and vigor, as the worst symptoms had entirely passed away. When I think of my present good health, in comparison with my miserable conâ€" dition of three years ago, I would not. go back to my former state for any amount of money. I may be considered enthusiastic over Dr. iChase's Kidneyâ€"Liver Pills, but, con- ’sideri the benefit derived from lthem, have every reason to be."- Dr. Chase’s Kidney-Liver Pills, one pill a dose, 25¢. a box. at all deal- ers, or Edmanson, Bates (Q: 00., To- ronto. To protect you against imi- tations the portrait and signature 9f Dr. Af if ease; ' a; was rcccifxt book author. are on every box. THIEVLES AVOID BIBLE . SICKLY BABIES . DODD’ S KENEY PILLS CURED W. J. DIXON’S RHEUMA- TISM. NUT A TWINGE IN HIS BUDY He was Crippled for Weeks Before he Tried the Great ‘Kidney Rem- edyâ€"How the Cure was Efiected. Barwick, Rainy River. Ont... Dec. 28.â€"(Special).â€"Thc cold. wet wen.- ther, with its accompaniment of Rheumatic pains has set the people here talking of the case of Wm. John J Dixon. Mr. Dixon, who is well: known in this neighborhood, was ai cripple from Rheumatism. Toâ€"day he fi has not. a. tWinge of his old enemy: ‘anythrc in his body, and he gives 39.11 the credit to Dodd's Kidney Pills. l i "I had an attack of Typhoid Fev-i .er." Mr. Dixon says in speaking of; ghis cure, “and alter 1 got over it. Rhcunmtism set in. I had pains in my back and in my right. hip so bad I had to use a. stick to walk. I had lno comfort, in sleeping and could no ‘more than dress or undress myself :for two months. For three or {our .wceks I could not. put my right. leg on my left knee: ! "On my brother's advice I started lusing Dodd’s Kidney Pills, and after {taking three boxes I began to Walk around and do my Work as usual. I 5am all right now, and Dodd’s Kid- {ney Pills did it." Rheumatism is caused by uric acid in the blood. The natural way to cure it is to get the uric acid out. of the blood. It the Kidneys me sound they will take all the mic acid out of the blood Dodd 5 Kidney Pills make the Kidneys sound. RATHER UUREBUS GASE â€"_:E'.Zfii:N:rs succsss. A Boy Who Kept His Bars Open, and Ode Who Earns :pIOO a. Week. CHILDREN WHO ERIN G THEIR There lived in a London suburb until recently a mam mud his wiie and "two little boys, one of the latter being twelve yous old and the other ton. The father was by tralde a. wheelwright, but he was not. always very industrious, and he coumquently (lid not earn as much {Mllividucyuol‘v u-u uvv vwâ€"u -.â€" â€"_V as he might have done had be upâ€" plicd himself better to his calling. However, one day he haul an idea, a. Sudden inspiration, that he talked over with his wife in the elder boy’s presence. It, was. 82.1in the man, \Vi‘thiu his power to amx‘t a." improvemcmt in motor-car wheels which would considerably add to the safety and elegance of their con- stnnction. » The family not being; very well off, the idea was not. put. to :1 prac- tical test; it. was just talker] over and over after supper im the winter evenings, the elder boy listening utd minively, and taking in all tzhu puims of his father's explantionfis. He said nothing. but. h‘dlli'uown to anybody except. himself. he made up his mind to come to his parent's ai‘d It happened that he was 11 Sum- day-svhool soholar and that, the su-- pcrintc-nrdcnt of his school was by professiom an engineer. To 1311:» gentleman the lad went, first of all obtaining a promise of THE U'I‘MOST SECRECY. The outcome of thew ju'.c:'~.-i!c ne- gotiations was astonishing; money was found. experiments \vvm 111.3.th the ‘im-cntiiun was patented and put an the market and the Ind and his family are today living in a, bigger house, and enjoying many more privileges than they at one Lime dreamt, would be bhcirs. There is at. the present time per-n forming: on the muse an English boy, under fiftoL . who is in receipt of something like $100 a. week, and who owes his position ahnzost, wholly to his grit, and reliance. From his parents he received neith- er help n01" cnoou-ragmxsmi't, since both of them looked upmi his early talent. as nothing mime than: a harmless pastime that would bring him nothing bum personal amusement. Yet his earnings have been the means of bringing unlocked-for sue, cess to the walnuts. for the be? made friends in influential quarters, and these friends hm'c put. the hith- er in the way of im-pu‘oving his pos- ition and otherwise raising himself ;in a workding sense. One of the most cm'ious cases under this heading is that of a lit- tle Yorkshire {fix-1‘ whose face and hair so captivated a wellâ€"known Imdon artist that he determined to try to get her as a. MODEL FOR A PICTURE that he hml in his mind. The Child's parents were nmn'o:whed by the painter; 'he found them to be poor but honest, folk, who were in financial straits owing to the gen- orai depression of trade in the neigh- horhwod of their modest. home. Matters wem talknd over and finâ€" ally andml in she Yorkshire family coming to a town in Esrsex Where trwde was govjd, and from Which the mother of little girl could travel to and from tow-n for the purpose of taking the child to pose at. the ar- Ran... tis’t's stand-i0. She has now been masde the subjc'ct of two most charming pictures, and her father is striving at. his business, and the iam'ily is, in a. word, :1 complete ‘-‘.IA “:._1 â€"‘Lo\ success, owing to the little girl Who' cnmght the eye of the painter. Quite a. romantic case hearing on‘ tihis subject, was brought to light not long ago. A very wealthy Wanton-d lady was walking in Kons- ington (hm-dens when she passcd‘a group of boys who were cruelly ' ILL-’I‘REATING .A DOG. As she was about to rcmonstmtc with them an errmzd lad not, nearly~ as big as some of the offenders came up mil-d stout'yy ordered them to cease their “sport.” 11c and the laxlyâ€" who band now taken. sides with himâ€"were laughed at. Not, to be over-whit]. however. he offered ;to fight. the “best.” one among the . A ring w-as mmdc and in a. very short time the crmmd boy gave his opponent a. real knock-out blow. This was enough for the rest of the gang, who allowed him to take the dog in his arms and bear it ofi trimmmamlyt. The incident. did not and there, for so pleased was the lady vfih-o had been a. witness of the scene, that she took the boy into 'her service, and later on she took his father as well, and they are not likely to for- get the day that brought them the good-fortune that they now count. as theirs in seruing under a. mistress who is renowned for her liberality and goodness of heart. Dr: Barnardo. the (murder of Dr: many have eats. made have mwm . fly as Bax-name's Homes. There are, if I do rightly think, I FiVo reasons why a. man should drink; Good wine, a. friend, or being dry, 0r lest you should be byeâ€"undâ€"byeâ€"fi Or any other reason why. 1 The temperance movement has. ‘however, made great strides. mid‘ |the dean's sentiments are seldom iechoed to-day. One hundred years 'ago even the church had not severed its connection with alcohol, and in 2certain districts of England tic churohwm'dens at Whitsuntide made collections of malt from the parishâ€" iioners, and this was brewed into istrong ale and sold in the churches, the money so obtained being; expend- led on repairs of the sacred edifices. SAncient chroniclers tell us that it pvus no uncommon sight. to see men irceling about the aisies. Doctor Was Fooled by His Own Case for} a. Tune. It's easy to understand how ordinâ€" ary people get moled by canoe when doctms themselves sometimes forget pcrience 2 "I had used coflvc for years and really did not exactly believe it. vas injurix‘g m: although I had palpitaâ€" tion of the heart max-y day. ”Finally one day a seunc. and al- most fatal attack of heart. trouhh: frightened me and I gum up both , ‘ A . A 74 the facts lung-nyu-u‘v ...- h (on and coffee. using; Postnm insiead‘ and since that Lime 1 have had abâ€" solutely no heart paiipitation except on one or tvm oc’usious when I tried :1 small quantity of cofiee which calmed severe irritation and proved to me I must let, it alone. "When we began “swing Postum it seemed wcak~thut was because we did not make it according to direc- timi:J--hut now we put. a iittin bit, of but/(.m- in the put Mum boiling and sliuw the I‘ostum m boil full 15 minutes which gives it the pi‘npcr rich flavor and the deep hrown color. “1 have advised a great many of my (woods and patients to 10mm off 609109 and drink Postum, in fact I 'duily give this adx‘icc.” Name given by Poshim (‘0., Battle Creek, Mich. Many thousands of physicians use Postum in place of ten and coffee in their own homes and prescribe it. to Patients. "'l‘hex-e’s a reason." I31AI- Lnn‘u un‘l‘n WHEN ANSVJEY '1‘0 DRINK- each pkg.F "What's the matter. 01d chap?" “Feeling miserable. Saw double all last night." ‘4 ... . .. . ,I,L bll u. . ..... "No. I wont. It’s a. real case of twins." “I: .u.-- "‘5 ,, “Never mind. You'll be all right in a little while.”_ inky-Lu m1. v » r_~ ~ , -. A remuvkable little book “The Road to Wullville" can be found in ‘lllcl’u "CVVI """' “‘V" """ """ “ nuivormfl panacea. m 4m: .remcdy. for all ills to which flesh is. heirâ€"Um verv nature of nuuxy curutnvcs being such that were tha germs of other and dif- tercntly seat“! diseases rooted in “the AL, -..o:nn0__urhnf \vnnld roâ€" llllquraau 'lfillu\v‘Vy v r, fir 'V all ills to which flesh is. heirâ€"Lhu very nature of many curutivcs being such that. were the gcrius of other and dif- iercnuy seatod dimases rooted in “the s stem of the patientâ€"what. would re- lovo on: m in turn would aggravate we other. “K: have. hOchcr. m Quin- ino Wine. when obtainable in a sauna unudulteruted state. remedy for many and grofious ms. By its: gradual and 'udiciuus us... His (railast systems u-o fed into cunvulescence and strength. by the influence which Quiniua exerts on Nature's own refitorutives. It relieves the drooping spirits of those with whom I. chronic state 0! morbid das- ponduncy and luck of interest. in life is a. disease. and. by \rnnquiiizing the: nerves. disposes to sound and relreshin bleepâ€"imparts vigor to the action 0 the blood, which being stimulated. courses throu nout the Venus, strength- ening the hen Lhy animal functigna o! the system, thereby making activity a necessary res it. strengthening the A . 4:. -..- In“ n. Hun :hwnstiva “I’m afraid,” said the clumsy man, .as he fell off his horse again. “I’ll ne'v’cr-lcarn to ride.” “0,” said the riding master, “just keep on trying." â€"- . . . any, necessary 1 cm“ .. _.._ VVVVV a w, w frame. and giving Inn to tha digestive organs, which nnxurahy demand in- creased substanceâ€"result. improved up- petito. Northrop Lyman ot Toron- to. huVo given to the public their au- rior Quinine Wino at. the usual mm. 5nd. gauged by tho 0 inion 0t scien- tists. this wine upproncxes nearest per- fection of any in tha market. All drug- gisu all it. A .. ‘4‘, v-- “But graciréus! I'm having trouble now trying to keep on. It's easy to explain shouldn' t make mi takus cancel the debt_ at. once. Shiloh’s . Consumption Cure The Lung mac There _never was. agd never wul be a mu. ...... 5.1.1. (A. ero's Homes. could tell of more cases in which children brought success to vheir Par- Many of his “old bOyS" hug:i 1‘ _-,.... homes out 'in Gunman, sent for their parents to forwarding the passuge evidence of good faithâ€"I Weekly. physician spcal's cured them of chronic cough: cannot all be mistaken. ~ There must be truth in it. Try a bottle for that cough of yours. The thousands of people who write to me saying that Prices 25c., 50c. and 81.00 ,h KNOWS now S. C. WELLS CO. Toronto, Can. LcRoy, NLY. ll IIOPELFSS. HAD TRI El). to ckplain why others of his mm exâ€" .nts to join Lssuge mon- withâ€"Pear- The agriculturists all about Ba- venna, “My, are in great alarm over the plague of rats with which the fields :ch now visited. The anilugls incrcuhc so rapidly that it has as yet. been imposwiblc to check their growth. A field which lacks rich and smiiéng one day is found on the next, :,Lz'i;.;eJ to the bum earth. The owner of one property. amounting to about. (500 acres, tried the exâ€" periment of making perpendicular traps. 15 feet deep, out of which the rats could not climb, all over his ground, and thus caught. 92,000 rats in 45 days. 5.03;; 3M!" Limited. Toronto, to any person Who :an prove that 1th soap contains my form of aduiteyafion whatsoever, al- cantains any inJurious chemicals. A VERY ANCIENT uunun. ‘r‘hiie workmen were m-zcavating under a house in Salisbury Square, London, recently. they came upon a. nearly complete skull of a. woolly Siberian rhinoceros. A.Lhough the lower jaw is misaing, the specimen is the finest and most. perfect. ever discm'crczl outside of the Siberian tundra. The find was 1119.th in a. bed of peat. and near by other bones, believed to have belonged to some other species of rhinoceros, were un- earthed. ]t is a far cry backward to the days when England was 11:0 home of such animals. STATE or 03m, CXTY mt 'romno. ) n ‘- ucu Got: my. I FRANK J. CHENEY makes oath thuc ho is senior partner of the firm of I“. J. CHENEY (20.. (10mg hunnmss in the City of 'l‘olcdo, Couuty and State aforounld. and that. said firm In“ -â€"-~v- IJltI‘III)‘.lI “1‘14 Stale morn-um. a..." W..- ....... .____ ,,,__ puy the sum of ON 1-) HUNURLU D014- LARS {or each and every case of CA- fl'AKRH that. cannot. be cured by tho «so of HALL'S UATARRU UUIU'J. FRANK J. CHENEY. Sworn ‘0 [micro mo and subscribed In my presenco. this 6m day 0! Dccambcx-. AJJ. 13:56. __. A. u. -.q.. Hall's Cutvrh Cure is “ken inter- nally. and acts directly on the blood And mucous surf-mes of the system. Send for testimmuals, lroo. . F. J. CHENEY . 00.. Toiedo. 0. sold by all Druggists. 75c. Hall's Family Bills are the best. "Ball tells me that although he has inhmitend a fort. tuncfiho :ets his almmâ€"clock for six in the morning just the same as ovum "Habit. ch '1" “No; he 5113. he likes to wake up and enjoy Uxe’seusutiun of not having; to get up to go to work.” .pucnvczg o: 72: 57.1959” him. The man who informs you that. life isn't. Worth living is the first to tcicâ€" phone for a. doctor if :1 Spider bites "Mrs. Skimmils says that her hus- band never spoke a. hasty word to her in his life." said the lady who gossips. “That's perfectly true," rc- pliod Miss Cayenne. "The dear mam stutters dreadfully." Whom a young man thinks he is ontitlcd to a kiss the girl weird-om thinks it necessary to arbitrate. WES LW 611033 8am B 6034's. They Cleanse the Sysn-m Thoroughlyâ€" Pnrmclee‘s Vegetabm Pills clear the stom- ach :uxd bowels of hilions manor. caus- thu excretory \‘eSscls to throw off impun- Lies from the blood into the bowrk and expel the delctcrhn‘ts mass from xhc bndy. Theydo this without. pain or inconven- ience to the mtiem. who speedily realizes their good 0 ices as soon as alley begin to take effect. They have strong recon:- mcudutions from all kinds of people. The very air we breathe becomes a. nuisance when it is \\ orked over and jammed n11: owrh a brass ins-tru- ment by a young man “ho is fitting himself to become a xx1cxnbcr of a brass band. Dr. Von Stan‘s Pineappte Tab!ets.- Medical sciencc by accident dis- count! the potency ot’ the pineapple as a “My dour," whispered the young 1mm. “us we are so soon to be mar- ried. “0 should take d. practical View of life, .md profit )y the mistakes of others. 1‘ or instance, there is the subject of a regular allowance cvcrv week for spending-monoy, you I 110W.” 83 AL ‘v v v. vâ€" -.._ panaca. for stomach troubles. The immense percentage of vegetable pepsin contained in the fruit makes it an almost indispensable turned in cases of dyspepsia and indigestion. One ta let after each mean will cur- most chronic“ 60 in a box. 35 cum-33 “Oh, I've thought of that." she replied sxvoetly. “Haw, you?” “Yes indecd,hundxeds:u1d hun- dreds of times; and lately I hm on ‘t. thought of much clsc' “g. . "ch. Your income is $2,000, isn't it?” _ Lou u 4-“ "Yes, and I want it to go as far as possible towards your happiness." “0! course. Well, I've talked it over with mama, and she thinks an allowance of $1.25 a Week will be plenty." “Indeed?" “Oh, yes.. You can Walk to the office, you k'uow, and carry your lunch, you know, and so you can .A A- - __ A__' ..... _.. ,, use the“ whole $i.25 for cigars, and neckties, and thing-5.". A woman would rather be idolized than understood. Ask for the censo- Bar- w‘ll be paid by a aewafd Lever Brothers Toronto, tgany person .‘f’h‘? LAGUE OI" RATS. [QRY ANCIENT DRI'I‘ON. :33. A. w. canss's cmafifi cum: 258 ALREADY DECIDED. is sent direct to the diseased parts by the Improved blower. Heal: the ulcers. cloars the at: pissages, stops droppings 1n the throat and pcnnmamly cures Cain!!! and Hay Fever. Blow“ free. All dealers. or Dr. A. W. ( base Medicine (30.. Toronto and Bufi'ala. 1V. GLEASOV'. A. A otaru [’1‘le REDUCEG EXPENSE It! Game-5.5mm erder of 031933;: Friends 23 .829 25,000 AUSTR ALIA N U A RDWOODS. V To the {net that Australia possesâ€" Scs the finest hardwoods in the world is duo. the mammoth order which South Africa recently placed with a Sydney firm for the supply oi 470,- 000 railway sleepers. Those were to be 7 1'ch long, 10 inches wide, and 5 inches deep. and to consist of blackâ€"butt, box, and mahogany. The first shipuwnt, consisting of 32,001) simmers rcprcsmm-d a superficial measurement of 1,000,000 feet, and ;a dead Weight of 3.0%) tons. The {second shipment consisted of 70.000 ‘siucpcrs, representing (5,000 toxs. Deafness of 12 Years’ Stanfi- Ing.â€"Prouacitd Catarrh produces deaf- ness in many cases. Cart. Ben. Connor.“ Turomo, Canada. was deaf {or :2 years from Catarrh. All treatments failed to relieve. D: Agncw's Catawba] Powder gave him relief in one day. and in a very short whilr (he dcnfncas left hm c-nirely. It willdoas much for you. 5:) LCllt5--33 “At, the club 10-day Maria read a paper on ‘Why Am Mon A'Vcrsc to Marriage“? Jig-IL so sorry for her.’ “W115 so " "Because you onh had to look at her to get. an anSWL-r to the question.’ The Mow Popular Pill mos: pmm'uu' of all for “:1;pr ))i11.~4_::l:e‘x‘nnsr pm nor grips, and the}: give iciief in the mos! stubborn gases. The Mow Popular Pill.-â€"â€"Thc pill is the most pmm'uu' of all forms of medicine. arm nl‘ pills- xix-3 most pmmiiw are Farms. oe’s Yew-Lame 1’: H~.lu-c:u1<c they do W hat I is :mserml they mm (in. and are not put forward on any ticxitiuus claims' to em'el‘ lcnce. They are compact and portable. z‘uey are wily 1:1kez'._7.lxe_\' '13.) pf» nstuseazc Some men drink to drown their Sorrow. ()1‘ com-9v drink brings more sorrow, but then awn-'5 more drink. “I‘ont crv dour. The munner said V01! could exchange it and if vou 11 agl‘cc not 10 buv any ties for me hernuftvr 111 11-1 um select your o\"n hats and humans ' 1 An agrvon‘om “us cuncludcd on 131.1: 11‘s [1:21:31 £3133 31311812112»?- Apry to the Recorder’in your w. 1*. MONTAGUE, Grand Recnrdor, Hamilton, Ont., Mrs. Dark-y mm": burst into tom's. ‘4 “I can't \vva' 11 doesn't suit' me n to please no I my sh 10 at 2111 that basis. MM. Wmamw's Snonnxu SYN millions of mmhm fnr thrr chi)“ Itmothm t‘m- CNN '0'!» nu rh gnu wind culic. rem: but: rcmedv for :h a" Said I" dmggimu thrumhout \hu salt for “ Mm. Wmsum‘ a sum-H1 hum When (I. h N1 ot own}? 1 cons-idm‘nd ‘ her looks. There is danger m noflccting a cold Many who have died ofmnsumptlon dared their troubles from ex;m~'m'(-. followed by n cold which settled on their lungs. and in u. ShOI‘K time they were beyond the skill of the best physician. ”ml they used Biclfles’ Antiâ€"Guzman)priw- Syrup. before it, WM mo hue, their livm would have been Spam]. This nu-diciue hu-s no equal for curing coughs, L:\)'1~.1<:‘.'.h1:111 affections of the throat and 1|”le 18.283 20,917 $2,514 The Wife: “1 think we ought. to have Lucy's vain: cuiiivutcd, John if it doesn't can 100 much." The Husbzmd: "It can't, cost. boo much, my dear, if it “ill improve it." Sciatica nu t him on Orutches. éâ€"las. Smith. duiryman, of Grimsby. 0nt., wrucs: "My limbs were almost useless frvm sciatica and rheumatism, and, not- withstanding my cstccm for physicians, I must give the credit where it belongs. 1 am acured man to-day, and South Ameri. can Rheumatic Cure must have :1! m. 1 credit. It‘s a mal’VCL-‘34 writes: " My mum; \\ frvm sciatica and the: withstanding my cstm I must give the credit xx am a. cured man to-day. Little Boy : a fellow of your Boy: "Do you \\ here till you grow IIULBY'S sw M 01‘ DIDN‘T WORK. Ire-~"lm vou helium" in thought, trmxsfcrmco, Mfrs l-‘I'ix'o‘ozts‘P" Shtrz‘QWn z: a“! I hz‘m bven trvi'np‘ for “l't'kS to (0mm the Man to \mxr mind mm mm «m; M. to pro- pow.’ The Blood Pump Mimi's mam Ewes Elnhihsm If the heart, the blood pump of the human system, is out 0! order the nerves are starved (or want of blood and indigestion sleeplessness, sick head- ache. lack of vigor and norvowuess are the result. Dr. Agnew}; Heart. Cure w lieves heart disease m 30 minutes, cures and gtrcngthcns the organ so that. .M-.. thrnunh ”\A vninq cures uuu awn-“bu"-.-y V"- NV rich blood courses through the veins mm health reigns where disease was su- premc. The better the blood ump thg more vigorous the health. N rusty-nine out of a. hundred hearts are weak or diseased. The first dose 0! Agncw's Benrt Cure relievos. 11 Dr. Agnew": Live: Pills can fly“ III. ‘ IM‘ GIVES YOU HEALTH OR DESEASE AfiflfikBlNG TO ITS GBNDlTION. ..... 19 00 .. ................. .. "u"... ......... ..c.---o‘- ............................. 1901. mm... _.._.... .......... ................................ 1902 ......... ........ .......-. 1903 .......................... """" gt‘édXC-MSGEEHENTS TO JOIN NOW. For 0 vcr S‘X‘y homely \Vumun has her '1 taken she acts as if she the artist, responsible for wan“ it." she cried. "It , me at all. You meant no. I know, but it isn't Dvcr Sixty Year; Drum; Svu'r has horn used by Mr the-‘r children whi‘xe mrhinz nt'L- n: rh gum-.51 uyn vain. cure: 11w -. .yw ch un-l b~>weLa and is the "ha“. Tsar Mica cum 3. bottle ruminant mu worm. Be sure an" Lth ssmn-wa Swank." ‘ "\Hw don t You hit ymu (mu Sllc'713ig‘ ro‘u want me Lu wait, crow ‘2" (Smack 2) FlVE YE ARS’ PROGRESS: .‘L AJNIN‘G The milliner the hat and ASBESSMENI’ ...... 1899 own town. or m’d’ Lev’ers Y-z (\sze Head) Disinfect- The ant boup Powder is a. boon to any '00 00 ”home It. disinfects and cleans at {the some time. W. F. CAMPBELL. or Grand Organizer, Hamilton. Ont. Father~“Mabel, I think that young man's calls are entirely too 10ng."_ Mabelâ€"“Not at all, father, we censtructivc recesses." "His face has such a. worn look!" "No wonder; he has been travel- ling on it. for nearly forty years.” Barber (insinuatingly) : “You: hair is a trifle Lhin, sir." Victin (grimly) : “So is youar chance 0: selling me a bottle of your justl; celebrated hair restart-r . ' ' I)uring the year the space devotee to advertising MINARD‘S LIN)? MENT will contain expressions 0! no uncertain sound from people whe speak from personal experience a: to tho moriLs of this best. of House- hold Remedies. HATEFUL THING MiSS Pa ssav-â€"' "I m haxing just the loVeliest goxxn made It 5 dark blue cloth, \\ ith old rose trimming. Ion I; van think that “ 111 be becoming"? Miss Spainâ€"W \cs; the old roar- Will be especially appropriate {or you.‘ Billiard Tables PATENE REID BROS” M'f'fi 0°"? '85 “'0‘ u '0 BASTEBD’S 8" (SIM. em a: PURE Sand for cotflog. - \Ve giro extra value. Run! 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You do not require to touch the clothes to ‘horoughly clean them and a tub-ful can be done in five minutes. for Newspaper, periodical and Magaâ€" zine Clippings from which to make their selections. : V For Copy of Book, Prospectus. and Premium List, write P. O. Dra ‘ur 2183. Monu'ca1,'Co.nada. ' It is needed in every home and you cannot afford not to have it. <2 4 If your dealer has it you should see it at once. If not, write us and we will be glad to send you a des- criptive booklet. 4:. I... I.» n... Poss}: 1100 5100 «Us 4013- FROM THE HEDGES AND HIGHWAYS. Tin Boswell Hfz. Co. Ltd..H-miton. Ont. WELL WORN. TAKE NOTICE. The Dalntlest Book " of the Year. moxro-_ mum § 48-7 Issun No: 2â€"0-3 the space devoted - --~- $204,025. 208,620. And Farm Pro duce generally consign it to u: anl we wili ge you good price! 68"! I 038ml edition of Punt.- Can“; L80 Build. YVhat ever reduces the drudgery of house work is worth having, The ‘ New 0621me gnaw-9. 364,012. 400,000. 32â€"3 1 t-£