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)f it. A politician roasts on the fence Im- muse then: are voters on both sides This was the first 01' many \'i.~:-its.§tiu-y retain thi‘ir original character- and when. some six months later, the: istics. even to tiio language. In sev- warden delicately hinted that, sho!orni Villages the Latin Ihnt the peas- might be of men greater comfort togams speak is so plain that students the prisnnprs‘if she would take "Dim classic authors (an undorstan’fl her pcnnanént rosidenCe a't the war-gthem. den's house she consented to do so.§ +â€"-â€"'- and toâ€"day she is the comfort and; IMITATION ONLY. hope of hundrvds of women :m'dg Miss 1mm Sentâ€""It's an oval ring young girls who are doing \‘ariousfiir. CheoDly gave me." terms of imprisonment in the convimé Miss Sharpe (examining i1)-â€""}T'm! psmhlismnent ovor which her husband :Do youâ€"erâ€"Xikc’ it?" rulesâ€"London Tit-Bits. 3 Miss Inez Sentâ€"“0h, .WS: but. you Was not. slow to a‘ppreciato. When the girl received her “pardon" it. was the warden who rcad it over to her, and as: he shook hands he told her that if there was any way by which he could verve her sh.“ was to let him know. The arc-prisoner took him all; his word. and a I'vw weeks later wrote asking ponniss-iun to visif some of the unqu-Lunuw “mm-u whose anuavintnnco she had mam: during her imprisomne-m. (1f courw her rfllucst was gratin-(L and the warden himsell Conducted her to the mils. At one of the State prisons the thief warden is married to a young Woman who for th'rcc years was an inmate of the convict station. She had been charged with insurance frauds, and being found guilty was sentenced to imprisonment for five years in the “second degree.” Though the eVidencc appeared to be flawless there were many who believed her to he innocent, and these people were not surprised when. three years? later, the mystery was cleared up by the confession 01‘ her brother. on whose behalf Rhe had, knowingly. S U FFERED DISGR AC1". . Meanwhile. the warden. having taken an interest in the case. had managed to make her life a little easier in prison by granting hcr sev- m'al trifling concessions, which She It afterwards transpired that the policeman who h'ad arrested her had paid the money. and as soon as the girl discovered this she made inquir- ifs, found out where he lived, wrote him a letter of grateful thanks. and returned the money. In this way the acquaintance begun under such adverse circumstances. ripened into friendship, and in 1955 than three months the two were marriedâ€"tho alliance proving an unusually happy one. The young officer entered the shop, where he Was commanded to arrest a modestly-attired young woman, who Was accused of stealing a small [piece of lace. She had boon search- cd and the property found on her, so there was nothing to he done but take her to the station. She looked .30 Very young and appeared so frigh- tened that the officer kindly dis- patched a messenger for a. cab, and into this he quietly bundled the young woman and conveyed her to the policeâ€"court. where she was duly "charged." It was conclusively proved that she had undoubtedly stolen the lace; indeed. she pleaded "G’lty,” but as it was a. first of- fend! she was given the "option" of a fine of $10 or a. Week's imprison- ment. As the money was not forth- coming she was taken below. but half an hour later it was paid and 1m; girl liberated with n czlnuon. There is at the present time in the British police force in the North an ,oficcr who first. met his wife under circumstances which one would hard- ly expect to lead to the altar. This oflicial was one day on duty outside a. big department store, when a salesâ€" man dashed out and informed him that his presence was required in Mrs. Gordon was "inteniewcd'i soon after the wedding, when she ix:â€" lormod a reporter that until she met her husband she always disliked policemen. “I never had a high opâ€" inion of police-ofliccrs,” she said, “and. in fact, was more or less pre- iudiced against them. Mr. Gordon was the most polite policeman I ever met, and he treated me with such unusual courtesy that I naturally [ell in love with him, and now we are Very happy." and District Attorney Jeromo. Gorâ€" don appears to have been immediate ly struck by Miss Thomas’ch’s un- doubted goc-J looks and refinement, and though it was stated by the pro- secution that she was withholding valuable evidence, Gordon always declared that she was hiding nothing. When ultimately Jackson. the mâ€" go who had assaulted Mr. ltoxbury, was caught, Gordon was again chos- en as the one to conduct Miss Thom- asch to and from the court-house for the purpose of giving; [urthcr eVi- deuce. Jackson was found guilty, sentenced to death, and finally cloc- trocuted at Sing Sing. At. the time of the murder Gordon's wife was liv- ing, but she died Soon after the trial, and subsequuntly the policeman proâ€" posed to Miss ’l‘h'omasch and was acâ€" cepts-d. " AS Soon as the murder became known Luke F. Gordon, a policeman attach- ed to the 'l‘remont Station, was sent. to arrest. Miss ThomaSch, and during the week following he kept the young lady under surveillande, taking her many times to court. to give evidence BEFORE THE CORONER. 'I‘herlady in the present instance 'is. or rather “as. Miss Lilian 'l‘hc-mabch of New \ork, who last. Juh had a terrible experience in the Bronx, an outbing district of the div. She was walking one evening near 163rd Street, with a Mr. Chaz 189 Roxbury. whom. she had known for fifteen years, when a negro stole up behind them and, with a heavv cluh,1‘ellcd Mr. Roxbury to the gxound. Miss Thomasch 1i; (1 screaming and SmghV refuge in :1 house three sweets amav Roxburv staggered home and died a. few hours later without steal-flint". "wunout a stain on her character," the courteous detective (really a man of high family who has joined the "force” as a. cure for ennui) pops the question. is accepted, and the five are made one in the last. pam- graph. This delightful ronmncc has recently had its prototype in real life, proving the correctness of the old auage that truth. minus the em- broidery; is every bit as strange as fiction. Romances Whic; Prove That Truth Is Stranger Than Fiction. Some years ago a. wellâ€"known nu- thor wrote an interesting “shilling shocker” in which the beautiful herâ€" oine is accusad of murder. The 0111- cial who aircsts her fans desgwmtely in loxe with his pretty prisoner, and after the young lady has bovn found guilty, sentenced to death, reprich-d at. the last moment, and finally. through the timely remorse and con- fession of the real culprit, is set free "without. a. Main. on her character," PULIGEMEN FALL IN LINE msnmcss WHERE ' ' HARRY PRISONERS. A. GAS!“ OF SHOP HIJF'I I1\(‘r. Miss Shm‘phâ€""I' wouldn’t iwrorry. .’I‘his can't bring you anything worsa [than an imitation of bad IQ :5 Miss Inez Sentâ€""0h, yvs: but. know the old superstition. afraid it will bring me had luck. Although it IS ustmlly considered that Latin is a “dead" lunguugv. it in very much aliw- in at least one part of Hut-0pc. In the central part of the Balkansâ€"far up in tho moun- tains hotwqon Bulgarian. Sorviu. and 'I‘Ilrk(-_\‘â€"tl'im'u- is u (ammuniu' of mmmtuinvm's among; whom strangers Svlduln L50. During tlh- ascendancy of the ltumun Empire. a Human col- ml)’ was I'uundvd hero. and Hum fur- ;{nlL-n. m: au‘t‘unnt 01' HS l‘t.‘Hl()It‘lll‘SS. l-‘nz' tlw reason than the descendants 01' thus» ancient culnnists have now;- min-d with tho people about them. ”my retain thwir original character- istics. even tn the language. In sev- or“! Villages tho Latin that the peas- ants speak is so plain that students of classic authors (an umlorstuufl them. It is when the clock of the Rm :11 Exchange strikes 3 p. m., hortld-ing the last hour of business, that the officers are most alert; for it is in the bustle. of the last, hour. especialâ€" ly oi the last half-hour, that any- thing may happen. One rogue may hope to pass a stopped note. a second may attempt to pass a forgery. a. third may be. looking for an opportunity to whip off with somebody’s cash-bag. and a fourth' may try to loaf unobserved until the doors are closed, in the hope of a chance to make a, haul. For these reasons. one of the om- ccx's always remains within the Bank precincts until six o‘clock. his c01- lt-aguc being iron to leave at four. The Governor and Court of the Bank pm‘. of course. for the two hours’ additional service. and there is every justification for the extended prvcauâ€" tion. When the detective officer has closed his duty. the military guard! march in for the night. 3 THROUGH THE GATES. But neither incomer nor out-gem can see the two watchers until he comes almost abreast of the box. As has been already said, they are rarely seen until they are wanted. In the wall which divides the main en- trance into two portals is construct- 0d a sitting-box of joinery and glass, and here, facing each other, in con- stant readiness, the two oflicors sit throughout the day. The one with his back towm‘ds ’J‘hrea-dncedle Street. can observe every person who leaves the Bank, whether on his right. hand or on his left; the other, with his face towards the street, can similar- ly see every person who enters waom this it will be x‘ealisod “113-:(h'ntmoni. 110 '(‘I‘t'SCL it 5"“ the Bank needs to be watched and'nw tax» as it sail for itching guarded excry moment of 1he duv bx- 'and saw-(I minim u )cx-alwions men whose actions are as S\\ilt as: AS 1 could not get Dr Cl their trained wits are keen. {Ointment from mx (hennist 1 Even} incident: at. the Bank. how- ever, is not of an innocent. character. Long before the gigantic frauds of: Austin Bidu‘oil and his confodcrates,‘ and ever since.‘ there have been rcâ€"i curring attempts to defraud the; greatest financial institution of the; country, and he would haVc to be u‘ genius in cllnning who could now: hope to succeed in his designs uponi it. The Burmash trial of some time‘I ago proved that even Schmidtâ€"am knowiedged to be the cleverost bank- note forget“ that ever manufactured a‘ “flash” noteâ€"could not succeed inI passing his all but perfect imitations; over the counter of the. Bank. They, sucomded in dcccifing the cashiers of . some. of the outside bunks. but when; they finally reached the Bank of Engg land's counters they entirely faiiud. g A SHADY CHARACTER. When this Happens. one of the alert watchers appears in the Note Room as if by magic Why are tfioy there? The explana- tion is that. there is never any know- Eng when they may be wanted. There is a species of gentry to whom the Bank of England is always prime game. Banknotes, again, for var- ious good roasmxs. are always being; stopped, and there is never u mumâ€" ont when a stopped note may not he presented by Those two men are detective ofl‘xcers of the City police, and from nine o'clock in the morning till the Bank closes they never leave their postâ€"â€" at least, not together. If one has occasion to be absent for a moment, the other always remains; but, gon- orally speaking, they face each other the whole day loner. But-it is hardly known at all How the Bank is watched and guarded tnrongfiout the day. Thousands swarm past its portals every \veck- day hour. never suspecting the pro- scnco of two men who are invisible, yet, who are so close to the tx‘afi‘xc of the street that they might almost arrest the passing pedestrian with outstretched hand. WHERE THEY SPEAK LATIN It is commonly known that a com- pany of the Brigade of Guards mount duty~ witnm the Ban-k of England every night. The men, with a di- minutive bugler at their head, and commanded by an olliccr, may be seen marching tram Wellington Bar- racks, along the Thames Embank- ment, into the City every evening, not. even Sunday or the merry night of Christmas being allowed to break the rule. England's Great Bank Is Guard- ed by Night and by Day. E Don't dose him with nauseous cas- ltor oil or other harsh griping pur- gzttives. "Above all things don't give ‘him poisonous “Soothing" stuff. j'T'hcsc things only make him “‘UI‘SC. ;Baby's Own Tablets are what your ‘little one needs. They are a gentle laxative. and make baby sleep be- cause they make him well. "hey cool his hot little mouth, case his sour stomach, and help his obstinate little teeth through painlessly. They are what every mother needs for her babyâ€"and the older children too. Mrs. Routliier, Greenwood, B. C., Says: "I consider Baby's Own 'l‘ab- lets worth their weight in gold in. every home where there are children. “My only regret is that I did not learn their great worth sooner.” These Tablets will help every child from the moment 01' birth onward, and are gnarunteal to contain no. harmful drug. Sold by all medicine} dealers or sent by mail at 25 cents a box by writing The Dr. Williams Medicine C0,, Brockvillc, Ont. HOW THE BANK WATCHES I'JIS CUSTOMERS. EYES. EARS AND BRAINS mn-rx BABY IS SICK. i “l summs.~_" suid Hie physician. jail-101' he had sounded the new putiunt i“thal you exercise judgment in the :man 01' mucking? You do not in- :dulge in it to foolish vxrcsfi‘?" “No 'indccd!" replied the im'oturnto indiâ€" W‘idUal.‘ “1 never smoke more than lone cigar at a time!"- ”What evidence have We." asked the tom-her in the night-school. "that people live .lonm‘r nowadays than they mm] to live?" 'l‘lu- .Vmulg‘ 1mm scratched his our and reflector]. “Well,“ He Said. “the {zcnplv :lmt used to liw are all (loud. uin't they '3‘ i On account. of the 'l‘ricnnial Con- claVc oi‘ Knights 'J‘vmplau' at, San Francisco, the Union Pacific will sell round trip tickets from Missouri River (Council Blnfl'x. to Kansas City, inclusive). to Sun Francisco and return at 5-15.00. Tickets on 531.: August. 151211, to Sept. 1011). inâ€" clusch. Shortest line. fastest time. Electric lighted trains. Pullman Palace Sleeping Cars. Dining (Jars, meals a la carte. Tourist Cars, etc. From Chicago and St. Louis, pro- portionally low rates are in effect, by lines connecting with Union Pacific. Inquire (’2' I”. H. ('hmm‘. 1:. IL. 126 Woodward A\'c., Dq-h'nit. Mich. W i51- wishns 'l‘hv superiority of MuUu-r (.rux'es‘ Woxm l-Ixtm'm.inu.L0'-‘ is shown by its good efwcts on the zhiltlrun. J'urthéh‘e a. bottle and giva it u trial. 'J‘. Shvlh‘y. If you endow a stump for reply, Mr. Shelley would no doubt gladly answer any question about his *usv. But there are similar cases among your own friends and neighbors wiih whom you can have a lk-rsonul in- terview. If you :u‘v not amuuintul with the merits of Dr. Chase‘s Oint- ment you will be surprised 1A1 ‘hv curm} which are being brought ahout in your own uoigh-.borhood '.\'o pro- puration hlS m‘o- Let-n mow Lezmih cnrlor. r-d bv people “ho hmc used it and now has mar horn so succuSSfle in amine; piles. Dr. Chase's ()intmont. (30 cents :1 box. ut. all dealers. or Ednmnsmu, Bates Co.. 'l‘umntn. I am surv \nu will be sulflpxiscd to get this letter from this comer of the world, but I felt it my duty to acknowledge the great. good Dr. Chase's Ointment has done for Inc. You am- at liberty to make use of this loltm' as you soc :11. All I should lilac to my to anymxo who sutTul's from this (h'oudl'ul complaint is I know it cures. With many thanks. I rmnain. box; Jim'm‘c 1 had used nmrthird of the box .I was perfectly cured by this ointment . As 1 could not. get Dr. Chase's Ointment from my chemist. I wrote to my brothm', Mr. N. Shelley of Calgaxy, Alla.. and he Sent me one At other times I have felt 1 could take a kml‘c and cut. away the pams until I came to the bottom of the («'11. but thank (ind it is all past. It was quite hy accident mm 1 came to know of Dr. Chase's (Mmâ€" nmnt. I haw: had doctm's’ advice and 11-11“!!le to no vnd and Could nut say how much I spout, in than} sixteen years. I liod :1 Calgary 1);).- per sx-nt to mo and there I saw ymxx' mo. 1 had sullen-(l from itching piles for m‘m' sixlvon ymm, and sull‘crml badly at that. There Have been timvs whvn 1 could and would have put an cml to it all it it. had not. bvcn fur the thought (if Ill‘L‘OUI‘Ag U0”. Some people may think I am sum-h- ing it. a point, but. those wlio have sullvrml as I have will kxmw. Tells of Good News Received From Calgary, Atla., Which Brought Joy Into His Life. More is a sincere and unsolicited letter from an E xglishman who was almost led to take his own life on account of what he sum-rm! from: itching pih-s. He had doctors' ud- vicc and remedies to no em] and at- te” sixteen yr'ar's' m‘ sum-[11¢ was without hope of recovery. He tells in his lc-ttm' how he accidentally hard of Dr. Chase's Ointment. 114. Milton Road. M a 11:11 ‘ o. l‘lnglu m1. Fxhnanson, Bates (30., Toronto. Cum, Dear Sivaâ€"1' 11-01 it my duty to write 10 ucknmvlfidgc the grout good Dr. Chase's Ointment has done for A LETTER FROM Commentators on th‘c Cheltcnhum scientist’s lecture assert that he. would have illustrated his meaning more aptly by quoting Rider Hag- gurd's description of the passing away; of the mysterious “She” in that. author‘s remarkable African With the advance of medical science Dr. Ferguson conceives that there may be "no weaker organ: in the human body hereafter." If that should be the cage. to use his own words, "the last act (death) will consequently come to all quite sud- denly and painlessly, when all our organs shall be equally worn out to- gether, when all shall give and stop and crumhle and dissolve togetherâ€" jusi. as it was with the celebrated 'onn-hoss shny.’ " roma nco LOW {ATES 'I‘O CALIFORNIA According to Dr. Ferguson, up to the prom-m. time. hummxity has been born prematurely, and the last hunâ€" dred yours in science have been worth all the thousands that preceded them. In support. of this argument he stated that, within the last sixty years the average length of life has been extended by about a decade. *Lectu‘ring the other day at Oxford, Dr. Ferguson said that, "for those happy people who shall be living a hundred years hence there probably no longer will be any dread of infec- tion, for perhaps before thenâ€"thanks to radium and its cmlgvnerwâ€"WC shall h'avu exterminated nll noxious bacter- ia. and our gramlchildren, therefore, all will liVe a hundred years or more.” Ho anticipates Lhc happy time when all (“St-use germs shall have gone lhe way or the extinct mammoth and the mustodon. of the “black death” and of the ”sweating sickness.” ' British Scientist Says Infection Will Be Unknown. Length of human life, approximat- ing the years enjoyed by the patxu'archs of the later Mossaic age. is predicted by Dr. Oliver Ferguson of Choltunhzun, England, who, to say the least. is u pleasantly optimistic $010111 I“: . is 2h:- ln hr Yours respectfully. TO LIVE A CENTURY. with who has nnly small gram t ml . OVER THE SEA yum- met. piles 5 Ono nmn' s: lightoonsm‘ms: duos Hut. (lupuml on his abilih‘ tn prmv am- g‘”mhu s \x‘mngness . Its no n+9 wasting a moldy crust ion Ih'p wan-rs in the hum- of gutting: Mark :1 Him,- hot. him-nil. V Ville; 5 LnOR in «ash pavkum- for the fam- nus little book, ”The Road to Well- "My 11-01:th all mime from the near of coffee which I had drunk from chihiimnd and yd thvy :lisummuwi When 1 quit. coffee um! took up the US(‘ of Postum " Nam: g‘iVon by I‘ostmn (‘0.. “Mile Creek. Mich. Many pouplo marvel at Hm en'mrts of Inning 00' cofl'co and drinking I‘ostmn, but “i“i'l.‘ is nothing mam w-imis about itâ€"mily common Peruse. (.‘nlivo is u dos-tmym'â€"Postum is a rchuildor. 'J‘iiut's lhv rvaSon. . ‘Fimllly at ”in 'vqnosl ()I' u I'l'ivml I left. nfl' ('{fl'l'x'u um! lu-uun the use of I’nstum and against my comictinns l gradually iunn'm'od in heu‘nh until for (Ho Fast 6 or 8 months I haw been .miw-ly from from nervousness and ”11:56 tm'rihlc Qinking, weaken- ing spells m‘ hnnrt trnuhlv. When u simpln (-hungu of diet brings hack health and happiness the stul'y is briefly 10M. A lady of Smingtivhi. ”1., says: “After being: afliiclexl for years, Willi nervous-Hess and hunt trouble, 1 received a, shock {our yvars ago that, left. me in such a condition that my iil’c “'us dupairud of. I could get, no rcliof frmn «10:10:13 nur l‘rmn the number- lvss h-um‘t and nm'ue medicines i {lied hcr‘nnsw I didn’t know th'at tho comm “as: duily puHing' nu,- back mmw- l'nun [ll-1‘ Hrs. (‘U'illd put me ill)l‘1ld. We Are All in the Apprentice Class. Rq-ligiun is umte to thv m om'o a Wook. If you Would. he :1. fun-e you must lose vour Rulings Thu [ich-cs \w admin) make our own portraits. A man does um have to h’avv n frown heart in ordm' to hav- a firm will. “'9 no mo praying for n hvnn-n- ly blessing: whom you Won't pay your earthly hills. There is no work in anything that, loads to waste. You cannot. save wandering ones with' a field glass. He cannot mm mm dovs not hope. Sank )1':mpi1‘.css, you find limn'tm'lw. A Iiixlo «hm-ivy makes a lot 01' ('thr. Tl’iv \vm'ld nomls rightoom‘nu-s's mon- than ritm. Rhetoric is a fine mulmlming fluid for religion. Faihn'v may make a 200:! inunda- tion for .‘.ll(,'C(‘.‘-‘.S. FAN}: Eio )gmuhy nmludm-s .1“ his- tory. S EN'I‘I'ZN CE SERMONS. Paint duos not make purity. Sun: a sin and reap a sorrow. Wmfls are the windows ul' soul. I “l' Many contrivancos haw bwn Hard for the purpose. including fly traps 0f many kinds. sticky pupvr, and (litl‘or- I‘m. mnlu‘s of poison. but ultlmlrgh all will kill some flies thnro always 3001118 to [)0 as many 11-“ as over. 'l‘hvv‘u is only um- r'nall‘v effectual way to kill them all. and that is Wilson’s Fly l‘mln. being; sure to follow the (lirm-tiuns carefully. One ton cont packet Oi Wilson’s: Fly ’ads has been known to kill a basin-1 of flies, and a. few pads properly used will kill all thu flies in any room in a few hours. "I don't know that it i‘uS 11in mod- icinc. Ue begun 1o culculutn wh‘ut the bill would 130, and concluded he had been ill, as long as he Could af- ford, so he “'vnt bavk 10 Work.” N 10mm... having prm‘zol that the common house fly is rospomihh- fur the spread 01‘ some of the 1110.3. deadâ€" 1y diseases. it hocomvs tho dun ux' cvvrv housokm‘lmr to assist in extor- urinating tho littlv post .. T0 EX'I‘I‘IIKEVLINA'I'I“. HOUSE FLII‘IS‘ "Your husband has quite I'ccowz‘ml fmm his illness?" said one woman. "Yes," answered the other. "The doctor‘s medicine must have done him good." Via the (i‘hicngo and North Western Railway, every day from Sept. 15111 to Oct. 15th, SOUL-1‘s one way second class tickets at vary low raft-s from Chicago to points in Utah, Montana. Nevada, Idaho. Oregon. Washington, Califomia. also to Victoria, Van- couver, New \V'ostminstor. Rowland an?! nflmr points in the Kootnnny District. ('ox'x‘csgunndjng'ly Imv rams from all points in (Jamuh. Full pm“â€" 1icuhu'n from nmrrst ticket. Agvm. or B. H. Jenna”, Gmmml Agent, 2 East King Sweet. Toronto, Ont. Budd's Kidney Pills cure th'c Kidâ€" “03’s. Cured Kid'm-ys rum numerous dim-axes, inc] u‘di n1: th'umm ism), Dropsy. and Bright‘s Diseasv. "After using- many medicines with “0 {£00d results, I tried Dodd's Kidâ€" ney Pills. I have used ten boxes in all and now I can sleep without he- inP.‘ disturbed and my old trouble has Va n i shod . ’ ’ sm-z‘s, " iod'd's Kid-nay Pills," “Having sprained my hack wEHI heavy lifting,” Mr. Shnram sayt-‘v‘ in tell-in}; his story. "it brought on Ur- inary and Kidney Trouble. 1 14‘” so weak that I almost fainted and could scarcely hold up. I was ter- ri-‘bly troubkd with having 10 got out of bed so frequently to urinatc- Mm'my Harbor South. 1’. H. I" SWit- 5--â€"'(Spccial).â€"Hurt Uimugh sunim’ng his back While lifting Mr. \\'.ilimn Sharam, general stm-cku-pct- lure, got so weak that in would “‘H'Cdy hold 111). ’J‘oâ€"day he is: N:- .imn'ng fife best 01‘ hvalth once more and when asked how he gm. his hUfl'h back he utnhosvitatinqu an- Chcrishing mnfirc is nurturing mis- They Removed the Bad Effects and Now William Sharam is as Well as Ever Again. WAS IN A BAD WAY TILL USED DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. STRAINED ”HIS BAUK WHILE LIF TING >IC'I‘TLERS LOW R;\'I‘l".S WEST WHY HE RECOVERED LEARNING THINGS . sure 10 have :1 quvm- um whu only takes it "thn they (011 mm about, a royal good fellow who hasn't an enemy on earth.” said the Millcreek philosoph- er. "I always know of one that he has. and thit's himself." “Wt-1L if I just closed my eyes on the signals un’ went straight mmugh without stoyping‘. we should meet the down expwss on that curveâ€"an' I reckon we should pull up l‘mtty sudden ! " “.\’()\\"‘he was s.t\inn. "l hum been (mgugr‘d for mamv _\cars on at lil- tlo idea at nw mvn. In tho: “('ul tuâ€" tu'tv 1 hope to m- able to stop am express train, travelling at :~i.\t_\‘ miles an hour, in its own lvugth. _;\‘ow “hut do \mt think at“ that?" '_ ‘.\nt muth' “as th: hhtnt rcâ€" mi mi 01‘ . "WU. my dear mun." \wnt on the nthm', "l'm ut‘aid ymt '\HU\\' Vary l'ittlt- about. I\0Ul' httSin-u>s m alix likv thut. In what riistunm- t'uuLi you stop this tl‘uitt (\tl mt “INIT- gvnc} 1’” \ “Oh. I Cutlid stup 'm' in loss 'am half her mu. lungth: if i likml." "'.\'otts‘(-t.s«-Y" (‘quIlluh'd thv nLln-t‘. "Why. th'v thing is utterly im- possible? " I “But I sa‘y it. ain't!" "Well. how would ynu set about il?" demanded the puss-ngvr. ”You know the curve just through the junction?” ' "Yes.”- The tulkuliVC truvo‘Jcr haul vow-nur- cd the driwr 0-1‘ the oxpross. and Was holding forth on the dangers comin- uully encountered an the line und thc need of reforms. used (-\’my 1vmody \vitlmx.tc'.11'vct until I got a samp‘w bottle 01 VIN- ..RD' S I INMII‘ \T. 'Ih.- hem-1’1: 1 1c- coin-(1 Hum it (ausul luv :0 continue its use. and mnv I am h‘dlfliy In my my arm is complmoly l‘usturt‘d. C]u1nis.0m. l', W. IMHIHHHN. IN-ur S'iv‘srw For some yours I hum- hud only partial use of my arm. caused by u sudden 31min. I hun- Tight, shoes 'unso the blood to mmmt to the face. yet lhvro are young mm who 'am'r imagine why girls blush. C. C. RICHARDS CO. You may kick. you may Shutter n boom if you will, but the hopes of its (mnm‘ will cling to it still. Not a! Nunscating PULâ€"Tlro oxvipiont of a pill is the substanve which cm‘nlcls um ingredients and nmkos up the pill mass. That 01' Purmolcc's Vogotahlo Pills is so cumpoumlvd as to preserve their moisture. and they can he curriw? into any latitude. without impairing: their strength. Many pills, in order 10 keep them from adhering. are rolled in powders. which prove nauseating: to the taste. l‘urmeloe's Vm-gct‘uhln Pills urc so prepared that. they are agreeable to the must Ilt‘liculc. Oi coursv your own baby is all right, but that UK your nvighbm' is a crying shame. Lou.- muy be blind, but the girl’s little brother seldom requires the a-z'viccs or an oculist. Lover's Y-Z (Wise Head) Disinfec- ant Soap Powder dusted in the bath. softens the water and disin- fccts. Some mm admire a \‘x'cH-fui‘mo-d woman more than they do a wail-in- formed one. Now to l‘lcan-e the Systcm.-â€"I'm'mc- lcc‘s chctnhlc Pill: arc the n-s-‘ult, 01 wivntilic study 01' the effect: on ex- tracts 01' certain roots and hurba: upon the digestive organs. Their Use has demonstrated in many instances that. they regulate the artionof the liver and the kidneys, purify the blood. and carry ofl‘ ull morbid accumulations frum the system. They are waxy to tnke and their action is mild and hem:- iiciul. u priVutc insane asylum.” Edieâ€" “Did she say whether they showed their insanity much?" "()h, \cz-J; they cncorud Her three times." mm m imam cums come! In cm just “Tc-11 me.” she asked, after she had :u-m-ptcd h-im. "um I really your first, and only lo\'c‘.’" "Wellâ€"crâ€"no. dear," replied the absent-minded sulcflnmn, "but you are something Corns cause intohmblc pain. lInIIo- way's Corn (‘urc removes the trouble. Try it, and see what amount of pain is sawed. Daisyâ€""What do youvthink‘? Clarice went and hung at an untertuimncnt in Wizard's Linimeni Cures Distemger. 'A certain barrister is in the Habit of alluding to his client as “we," and this frequently leads him into dilficultias. For instance, the indi- vidual r‘efcm'ed to rose in court a lit,â€" tlc time back with a confident smile on his lips and stated as follows :â€" "\‘.'c repudiate our liability, my lud, because we were lunatics at the time the debt was contracted. We have evidence to prove we were lunatics, pation 'l‘licre is more Catarrh in this ficctinn of the country than all other diseases put together. and until the last few wars was supposed to be incurable For a. great. ”1an years doctors pm- nuunccd it 9. 10cm disease and pl‘mcnh- ed local remedies“ and by constantly failing to cure With local treatment, pronounced it incurable. Siencu has prawn entarrh to be a. constitutional disease and therefore requires consum- tionnl treatment. llall's Catarrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. Cheney 3.7, ' Toledo. Ohio. is tha only constitution- ul cure on the market. It is taken ill- tux-nully in doses from 10 drops to a u'nspoonful. It. acts directly on the blood and mucous surfaces or the :y,,-- tom. They ofler _onc hundred (lollzus for any case it mils to cure. Send for Circu'ars and testimonials. Address: 1’. J. CHENEY , 00,, . Toledo, 0, Sold by llrugglsts. 75c. Take Hull’s Family Pills for consti- 'l‘cachcl'â€"â€"“'1‘ommy, you should not smack your lips, Tommyâ€""Well, I'm too young to go around smacking other people's lips!” lud!" (IS ‘\ (200T) FELLOW. I could sum 'ur in loss am (mu lung‘lh: if 1 “MM." LSq-Y" (:iu "huh-d lhv Otlh'm‘. good.” mummu'. 31;" Shiloh’s Consumption CWure 1932;?“ Mam .1 “01mm in n 't as blondc as she is pal oxidized. “And you real chance! he pass-ml 0 after him. that ours “as a summer engage- ment." The M.mâ€"-"'l'hat moans, if you sm- mmm \uu like lwltcr, \0U 11 brmk it'!‘ "\us ' “And it I see u anyum- 1 like hwwrâ€" "J 11 >110 50H fur breach of prumisu. 11' nttncku! “‘1le «“nul-‘m or summer complaint 01‘ any kind svnd at once . ' a bottle of Dr. .I. I). Kellogg's lly‘g, tcry Cordial and uac it according lo dirc-ctions. It “(is with wondcrl'v~ 1'1- pidity in suluiuing that dreadful qw- «use that “Tilkt‘lb the strongest man and that, dvsu‘uys the young and m}; unto. ‘l‘hnsc who hear used this cholera medichu: say it, .u‘ls promptly. and nev- er fails to Mom :1 thorough cure. Little Buyâ€""Don’t \‘ou um awful tin-d doiu' nothin'. mist c'r?’ Lan- guid Lurigamâ€"“lbrxiblo; but I never complains. l-Zu-rylxxly has their troublca " "1 halo gum!" ht,‘ declarwj. bitterly, "and 3'0: 1 must take you, for herb-r or worse!" 'I‘rul)‘. a InuSL unplras- um. (10$!) 1‘5 quininm Mus. \szm (m's Rocmxxa Hx‘nr? has been an! '1, million: 0! mother 5 , thri' children while Looming. lunmhoa the child, u iron» the gums. anaynpain. cums wind colic.mguiam- [kn-stomach and bowels, and is the bestrcmedy {or Diurrbvrx Twenty-live cents I botuo Sold Mdmuisu lhmughom the world. Be sure and atkfor‘fllm. \Vxxsmw'sr‘u-n‘luxu Srlurrl" 22â€"“ By writing II. F. Carter, Travel- inp; Pass'Angur Agent, Union Pacific lailt‘oad, M Janus Building. Toron- to, Ont., he will give you full infor- Claraâ€""l. “N: I hadn't been invit- ed to the l'flCuDUOD, he'ullsc now I ‘shuil have to give her a wedding Presunt.” Maudâ€""Nova mind. You may get mm'ricd yuurscli some day." Tickets on sale from August 15th to September filth, good for return until Octohvr Zilnl. with stopover privileges in each direction. This is an open rate to the public, as tickets are not sold on the certifiâ€" cate plan. The rate from Toronto will be $70.25. Correspondingly low rates from other points. 'l‘ickets can be purchased going via VancOu- ver, returning through above cities, or vice versa. mat A Medicine L‘Iu-st In Itst.â€"â€"Only the wellâ€"to-do van: nn'nrd 10 pussess n modi- Pine chm!" but Dr. 'l‘lmmus' Ecleclric ()il, which is u x-u-«lirinc chest, in itsell being a l‘vmmh' for rhcunmtism, lumba- go. sore throat. volcis, coughs, catarrh. anthma and a you-m, healer for wounds. cuts. lu-ul'zvs, sprains, 010., is within the ranch m‘ ”In pnorust. oWing to its Chg-«plums, It should be in every house. MEDICAL. CONVENTION. Delegates to the Medical Associa- tion at Vancouver can return thxough Sun Francjut‘o, Los Angeles, Salt Lake City, Denver and the “World's Fair," St. Louis by pur~ Chatting {ickuls sold to Sun Francis- ;u, account. Knights Templar meet. Minard's [Iniment Cures Elnhfheyia. not \ou good prices. THE Dawson cOMM1SSlov ct). Limit)! 5mm Mui«l~â€""\ou must remomiwr qufioes,W yill cure mom tn}: Injurious drug in It to who. M, :11 druggigts, L.‘ The children «em to catch whooping couch easily in the summer time when 1; is aiwaya so much harder to get rid of. Summer Whooping Cough Pails, Wash fiééi‘néfi' Kink Pans, 8m LOWER . D. DDDS 00., Montreal, Toronto, Vancouver. you may. mudumâ€"dhat's his mcc!" ‘blu-rtud the doctor, as :d nut and banged the door ll us have your For Over Sixty Years INSIST ON GETTING-”EDDY’S. 1 quirkiy. . Them in no in in and n, )8 plcumnt Cor: Any First-Class Grocer can Supply You. 53c. and $1.00 a bank. '- West Mar-kezana colborneSts, TORONTO.‘ consignment of any of these articles and We Wm not you good prices. CAN BE HAD IN "l have considered your proposal," said Mrs. “inks, the builder's widow, to the vxpevtant suitor, Mr. Jerry; "and I admit that your personal qualifications are ubou‘ reproach, whilst your business knowlndg‘e would, I huw no doubt. be useful in carrying: an my latv husband's trade as u going consul-n." “Vt-s." was the reply. "But there is one fatal owe-than. Our present Mgn-hoard would have in be alu-rf-d. and I am afraid it wouid not [w to our adYantagO to change it from 'Binks. builder,’ to 'Jerry, buildut‘.’ Good-day." "0h. spun: me. dear angel, mm huh of your hair!" a, basfu-l young love! took courage and sighed. ""l‘we°'e a. sin to refuse so modest a prayer, so take the whole wig," the sweet new ture replied. Heb-"Is she happy, 'Itux- outs,“- wootsy?” Sheâ€""Oh, so happy! 19 topsy-nopsy happy?" Hoâ€""Oh‘, so happy !" Sheâ€""What would torsy- nopsy do if there “us no cots;- wootsy in the world?" (hut? Voim of a Man in 1129 Bushesâ€"“Topsy- nopsy would be hugging some n'hcr girl." {Wizard's Uniment Cums fields. etc. Steamcxs lane 3 p.122 daily, from Tmonto, 1'0: (‘harlottc, 1‘02: 0! Rochester, Kingston, 1,000 lsizmds Points. lirockvillc, Rapids St. 141w- rcnce. Montreal, Quebec, Murray Day, Tadousac, Sagucxmy River. “A“ LTON AIS KONTBEAL URL Steamers leave Hamilton 1 pm. Toronto 7 .“0 p.112. Tucédays, ’J‘lmrs. days and Saturdays. Bay 0! Quinta Points, Montreal intermediate ports. LOW RATES ON THIS LINE. Further information apply $0 R 5 0. agents or mite 11. Foster Chance, Western Passenger Agent, Toronto m vauxnun-‘za-d 11 {int}, Arnur hu’c..tm..zL 1).!) . sthqv o! I‘m-t: :1 take. liar... Kit. 12! z Lurgr 5.1m 1c ih’: Addams r'us'rw A! 1'" 27 (”J . '1" H’ ”giggling $5? 250- is sent direct to 11::de parts by die Improved Blower. Heal: the ulcer- clam; the a}: ”sages. stove dropping: in tho throat and mn‘. :7 cures Cumh and a Fever. Blower free. Al! dealt". or r. A. W. Chas: Medicine Co‘. Toronto and main Richelieu antario Re-open Sept. 12m. A high-class residential and day school for girls. Modern equips: an: Spcdaljsts of European training and of the highest academic an} profes- sional standing in ext-:41" department of work. Foe booklet apply to HRS, GEORGE DICKSON, L-xdy Princi- pal; GEORGE 'mcx.‘ )IJ, M.A., Di- rector (late Principal Upper Canada College). St. Margaret’s College, Toronto. Bother You After Using ‘ Wilson’s / F 15' Pads 50” Everywhere. ONE FATAL ()BJECTION. None Left USEâ€"â€" “ISLAND ClTY” HOUSE AND noon ISSUE HQ 36â€"04. 0!! m at.” Mare Beam-Q PAINTS Will try in 8 Hours. NAVIGATION 00. is sent dkeCt to the disused parts by {he Improud Blower. Heal: the uloen. clears the all: passages. “0P8 dropping in tho throat und 1533‘}; can. Calm!) and Power. Blower (rec. All dale“. at r. A. W. Chas: Medici“ Co.. Toronto and 8:35:90. QUALITY EETTER