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s . ,_.;u.u~ a »_ r ; _,_-,- m ._ . - _..____._____ ##M I. V l n . , ' )1") T 'cnrronades. and other similar comâ€" ' and the judge sentenced l A TEAMBTEBS STDRY. ‘ INVE ‘IIDNS AND DREAMS! paratively modern death-dealing main in the dock till tl l contrivances. One of the mos:l cuâ€" 020 On the court. Hardly had . I 'â€" ricus exhibits, and one whic inâ€" < the sentence than, tur . SUFFERED GREATLY mom IMPORTANT ONES DISCOVER' variably attracts the notice and sheriff, Lord Morris sai. ; ASTHMA AND KIDNEY ED WHILE IN A DREAM. |rivets the attentiomof the casual Tooth C go,” and looking at the c ' TBOUBLES. lVlSitOIU 35 a curious eight-chambered . called across the ‘court: l lmatchlock revolver. dating from Powaer ' girl at once and Go . _ . , . the somewhere about the year 1586. both." r ' Spent Some Time in a Hospital Sh0t'T0W81‘ “711.116 Asleep.- Concerning this weapon the attend- . Lord Morris always 5‘ ‘, ani? filmost Egovlelgshadtfihtfig laundress in Luck. ant has ill cgriousas lfigttgrigiliiallyu Good for Bad Teeth mfcllcil‘luous brogue so ch. r se nymg' ’ c1 ‘ l 1; f r w ‘_ e -. appears a la W ' C - 0 ounly Galway. He 9 0 e “'6' ‘1' Bristol workman. Not Bad for Good Teeth “Thank lo . Mr. \Villidlll (Iochrane, a. We“ ‘ ' ' .. ’ r. . H ll . '. is ‘(I u.) [‘0 a IStOI With 8- »â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" , _ . ‘ kiinwn teamstcr. who lives near the fl" 'l‘f‘dlm“ ‘10 :31“: 5'01,“ barbs 2fl;eff:f.:;gt1§mpchfi andphad journeyed T is: 35:11:35 Cou '1 Cl l ll.:lii'ax P010 Grounds, is one 01. oef‘uu. J”tzliticlifticlsf: t $12102“ “1th talcfhh la” the way from America in order to WIT OF AN IRISH JUDGE: his colic-11.32328 [wetticCl urslta'n YOU CANGET , ’.l-.)Sc who willingly bcur testimony dl' irct‘r ‘f tl" at}; 9‘21“?” i) t: verify the truth 0,. otherwise of his cratic method of 'llp‘Sl'l: IO,|S,8,20¢ 1 .1, the curative powers of Dr. Wil- “‘k’ L119tl 1” 5 $1} 1: esuel ti ‘ V1510“. -- tice which is s ‘ “Nib 11?.“ PER PAlR. . lums’ Pink Pills. A reporter or the Egg; info ”el’i’um‘gmcf “five ‘51"; At. lllill. time the collection of old SAYINGS OF THE LATE CHIEF . coufiscl and a)”: a? 3:11? » : Amdian Recorder who had heard of cubes in n. revolvln” bai’i‘ellxnnd 1.0“ :ilreurms in the possession of the JUSTICE OF IRELAND. .inark, 'w'ould elucidate 3 ’ MR Cochrane S suderlngs and sub- the barrel round 'mhd round until by icovcrnmcnt, “"11“. very carelessly kept. ‘ _.- lsuggcst the real issue in half > sequent cure. called at his hone, the constant friction the edges “’mgc l'l‘hcy were stored in boxes in an old Anecdot°s of the Late Lord Morris Swords. On one ac-cdsion he i when he gave an account of his cx- off from the little c'ubcs and they ilumber room, which was seldom â€":Some-of His Witt " ing part. in one of the eccl . perience substantially as :‘ollows:-â€"â€" .becume spheroids, says Pearson's lopened. There was no catalogue. Remarks y Vestigations Which from : ' lle had for many years been 51. con- Weekly. ‘ lAnd,_ as a matter of fact, the aged ' time occupy the attentim . MM sufiel‘m‘ from “mm“, ““0”” Wuts had often nicked his liraiii'l’ellilo"e"r “’1‘“ “’35 S‘lpl’osed ‘0 10"“ Numbcrlcss stories are told of the l Council. when it came 10 1 . {unit-d by an aggravated {Drill of 'trving to discover some better and ;al‘ter them, had no idea that any wit of the late Lord Morris, former- lto deliver l'udgment he I kidney trouble The latter trouble {legs 505“}, scheme, but in vain. 1.‘in.:“'°11l30" of the kind was among them. ly Lord Justice of Ireland. Ilis laround upon his colleagues W ‘ ‘Tl‘c Amer can, however. was perâ€" Lordship had not u. very high opin- lcludcd the late Lord I-lei'scliel Benefitâ€" Again Dr. Williams’ ’clliSt‘d severe pains in the back undl l Watts Conceived the Idea. of self was a shol-makcr, and he knew. I ally. after spending an evening with! prior to the inauguration of the Re- drenmt the dr n wl ' ‘ ‘ l . . - Pink Pills Cure After Other conic historic-fill, Ithcuggéxfifgsmcifigltunda museumâ€"in a pugatcthroom at ~ 0d H: id L. Li :1? said, "no one drunk or so . ‘ . ' ' - . ‘ ' ' . . ‘ll 61‘ came in»: on I _ 2c “go md ., A _ . . Medicznes Fall" “as a slow,“ luboriOUS. {1nd, “in“? 1;):chd:;,oiu‘l{.1nfi::c;‘3..‘nger who exâ€" stores or byguadiosr theprice.q 5.33:1. $333312 2:; .PILIEO; unflgmzlgrb‘; _ n. 1 . . - . (uc-n , cos ll‘OC‘SS. ’att.‘ iim- . « ‘ ‘ ‘ ' - ' as “S L‘ "’1‘ l ioiu the lsLLUI‘dLr. UalIm-‘L. l\. b- l y y l L ‘ plumed that he had dreamt. that llALL RUCKEL- MQEBEAL which helped to make his mitted to make a thorough search. gloricd in it. ion of either the intelligence or the iLord Watson “One of us,” he . He would sit ' mum. and at limes NS Slfllcl‘ingsmomc boon companions at an ale, . . ,. Wye very acute. He said he had al- ihousc. he Went home and to bed. He and eventually ‘r‘ was unearth->11, straightforwardness of politicians. l"is a Jew; another is a Pres I most impoverished himself buying isoon fell into a profound slumber, rusty and covered with dust. from His reply to someone who asked him, fan: and I, as a Roman Cat , uiflliciucs of all kinds, but ‘0 110 ’but the stimulants he had imbibed ”“0 very ““3““ "f one Of the "‘d' somewhat inaptly. to explain "the lyield to none of your Iiordsh I purpose; the trouble continued and ,appurently disagretxl with him, for (”It chests. qh¢,St"“’_‘ge"- “ll“ gave Irish question" in a few words is iignorance of the matter in h-md his name as (-uptnin Colt, of the Well known. ‘ r l l l l l l l D l l l l l seemed to grow worse as the passed. .‘vlrs. shc had frequently seen her husband up and fall to the floor as though dead, and he would have to be worked with and rolled around wile? years of sickness, by the use of «go he spent ten days In the \‘YCEOI‘I‘J. The doctors then choke General IIOspital. , , , .. . thought that the pains in the back in place of shelter. thousands. . 'tuted, Lord Morris’s answer was A Toront C t t Wh .. A ‘ . . , ‘ .,' n' ~V‘ '. ‘ . . .,‘ â€"â€"~â€"â€"+â€"â€"â€"â€"â€"â€" “ . ,, 0 or ran Or W were due to ()Vt'r-l‘ficl‘lJon in his ln int moimng “Ian “alts .uost, One hour! -.- . - .. ' 0 he remembered his dream. He turned CAREWORN MOTHERS“ Lord Morris did not like Treasury Lever Wlthout Pam for Yea. business as a tcamsccr, but guve l-im :1) material help. After leaving the hospital, he used bottles and bottles of medicine, but. failed to find a cure. A neighbor of his, Mr. Lowe, whose wife had been made a well woman after yours of sickness, by the use of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. advised him '5) try them. llo used a couple of boxes without apparent result, and trlt somewhat diSCourugcd, but. Mr. Lowe advised him to continue the km: of the pills. and before the third box was finished. he began to im- for he had conceived the idea of the sight would ‘ . . . __ . ,. .. ‘ ‘. . _ r . . _4 - . ' J, , . . , ,aud, rin rin:r the bell which was un-‘ re; ,- ' . prove. 1):. \liilliauas Pull: 111.1: shot-tower, which over 5m“. has been {lull muse both motliei fund Tbaby x s ' ,g llv ldln ‘ . . u ' ‘ . i . ‘ v : ‘2' . . _;-.ve been a Gousuid to mt, sun the only means employed m the. iappy. lhc littic ones so L in», nnc Air. Cochranc: “they are the only i.:.-dicine l have taken which seemed to do me any good. I had one prch s‘ription from a doctor which cost me $1.75 a bottle, which like many medicines I took, was just so much money Wasted. I hch used eight, or ten boxes of Dr. “’illiums' Pink Pills, and can say that before other )‘t‘m‘s éllis‘ sleep Was Cochranc said that; l :3“ l the dark, 'Bcnutiful globules disturbed by unwelâ€" ccmc dreams. He imagined he was out again with the "boys." and that they wore stumbling homewnrd in| it. began to ruin shot. of lead. polished and l and shining. fell‘in a torrent. 'coxnpelled him and his bibulous com-i 1panions to drag their heavy limbs to "it over in his mind nil day. and Avrndcred what shape molten lead lw‘culd assume in falling through the Iair These thoughts tormented ”so persistently that. at last. to set !his mind at rest. he carried a ladle- :fu! of molten lead to the top of the tower of the ‘liedc1iil‘e and dropped it into the moat. below. Descending, he took from the lbottom of the shallow pool several» handfuls of the most. perfect shot he ;had ever seen. His fortune was made manufacture of the little missiles so important in sport. SEWING MACHINE NEEDLE. Even more weirdly romantic is the story of the invention of the sewingâ€" machineâ€"or, rather, to be strictly fcxnct. of tile needle which made the linachine a Working possibility. The inventor had practically l l l l 'pnrcnlly highly gratified, after hand- }so were being sold everywhere him . Ewell babies. Church of St. Mary.. ‘ goodâ€"natured, United States Army, went away apâ€" “It is the diffichlty,’ he said .01. . . x . . .. a stupid and honest people trying to someb, rtwarding the attendant. A govern n. quick-witted and dishonest 3‘: Egfigmréigigotgf‘37:”: 0133;? WI: lone.” When a distinguished Radical ”fleck upon the “markets of . ti]; zbcgrgud‘ to be. informed how long the world and within the ncvt vc'tr or ;slruggie against, .thp law in Ireland ’ ‘ ‘ . ‘ iwould be maintained after “resolute by fgovernmcnt" had been really insti- -- 'intcrfercm-e. Once, it is said, a Life Often Made a Burden Through .most distinguished oflicinl was sent Nursing 8. Cross and Freti‘ul lover from Whitehall to Dublin. utter Baby. la. long correspondence on the side of All babies should be good-natured ; if there is no outward discomfort, are always and yet how many . mothers permit themselves to be “30' public. . thoroughly worn out caring day and ;“"‘ft "1 \ll'lllllg‘.‘ . night for a sick. Cross and frctful =1)“ch by the ”“01, baby, when a. little cure rn'l fort- remove all the trouble lot fuel in the court, rooms reason for lie was received Justice, Zcrossncss may be caused by any one lol‘ the numerous ills thnt makc baby llivos a misery to themselves and a lconstant source of worry and discom- lfort to the mother, such as colic. sworms, indigestion, constipation, the irritation accompanying the cutting ‘of teeth. etc. When baby is cross do ‘not, if you value your child‘s future ,welfnre; give it any of the so-called ,his heel and left the room: jthis is the man that's come night, Morris said: "There you go, on. with your marching and Counterâ€" .1 l‘VllCll you A STRONG MAN ON HIS BAX ll‘he department about. the expenditure â€"At No 86 l . . ' . l . , and lthxs Cit-y, i‘CSldCS Judge :4 chamber, to obtain the an- er. Keane is a. contractor and is one I v» v. i ' . . t ’ k «nor that the \lullanl» guaidians 0‘ lof the best known men in his line of IMF-*0 had l'lllli‘d ‘0 0X" lbusiness in Toronto. _ ‘ _ WllO er. Keane has said that he would put him in com- .busy up. a limit! deal from municalion with the proper person: lbisorders. ’ I . . , , l l“. ‘ , _ . _ . . . . . . . .v .1 , . c “1' lto bed. He uscd Dodd s kidney l‘llls ilary. land is well. about ,ubout it :â€" .marching, making,r fools of yourselves ,1in kidneys. â€"~_~__+_â€" LAID UP. THROUGH KIDNEY TROUBL t And Who Had Many Times t Quit Workâ€"Dodd’s Kidney Pill Made Him ‘Well. Toronto, Ont., Nov. 18.-â€"(Special) Lippincott street, in Mr. W. J. Kcnne. Like many other successful lll('ll, suffered during his Kidney For years he suffered He was forced at times This is what he says 1 have been a g.t.it suficxm with . thcn‘ hammers, and was in despair at )ains in my back, in the region of 1 I was Vcry sick, and at ; or by night. I. on our E'S r- x and 218513 the coals." l “It R'lVOS “1.3 great plmlsure (0 US 1p 3. case where some young farmâ€" :write in praise of llodd's Kidnevl A all living the éors sons‘w‘ere tried on a cnarge of El’ills, and the good they have denelfm-geo wo blacksmilhs . » - illegal drilling and carrying arms by imc; I ulll never Without them. himm‘l’w nnnovcd by ”10' m “ iol, being able to rest either b} day; Vâ€"aneâ€" 7:3' m KNITTING MACHINE 501, Georgetown, Ont, Canada. Wemclvln Pillszâ€"ALndy‘s or Gem's Nick: .Wuch. 51cm made! as setter; I Sohd Gold Ring. 34;! Wilh real pearls and guard. 18 plush case; Violin and Bow; Autoiiarp; ton-keyed AccurdeanI ‘fi cola-filled Watch Gimd; Lady's Dress Goods and Shirtwas ‘ 6:. 'c. analogue and nine boxes of t‘ie FAMOUS OLD ENGLlSH you may return Pills. if unable to sell them. . ms in Laziada, and you can rely on our Premiums being exauiy a Workshop; 368 pages. book is not worth the money send it back and your money will be refunded. This is ago I began their use life Was an intol- quhappy ible burden. l have reason to be ‘bcggared llllnSL‘ll before he discovered thankful that I followtrd the friendly :“dlt‘l‘: the . -..-lvici.- that urged mt- to use this scwwg-maclnne should be u “Ham, .. gNnturally, in constructing his experi- 3,1,,“ diseases liaVc their origin in ‘mentul working models, he followed 'l \or blood or weak nerves. and it. is the plan adopted {01’ “10 ordinary. 7. .wgc Dr Williams" Pink Pills needle. and drilled the eye in the i.-".. i. . . _ ' .. . _ “ ' ' . . ,.. -ke rich 1-9.1 blood and strengthen Iliccl. l\e\er for an instant did it “ rcrvcs' th'tt thcv have met wilh occur to him that. it should be placed 4 :lfipunC’csg in curling; kidnov 11.0.1- near the point. und, although he ex- :- .x. o >» ‘ ‘ v, 1 _ 1.. .. . ‘ . -~ . U.“ rheumatism. phralvsis. St. \ 1mg pcntu d thousands ui dollars and llt.‘ would prolm bly i“soolhing” medicines, as they only I eye of the needle of a .stupcfy and placed [mg the is needed is a. simple, vegetable comâ€" pound such as Baby's Own Tablets. which reach the root of all the minor ailments of little ones, making them \"C‘ll and happy. (leaden without rcmovâ€"l \Vllul. i cause of the trouble. The best. proof of praise all mothers this is the high 3 who have used this medicine award it. Mrs. W. S. llcawu‘stock, ('hurcli . er knew a ought to be out in the :tlanS could not attend to mv work field turning dung.” On another ocâ€" at all. ' casitin, when an eloquent ndvmutcl ”1 used several medicines, but. no- “10.11 .1” Halls of promises if liud exicnuated some criminal act on ,llling I ever tried s-cmcd to help lllcl‘woéld‘onl; chlmge their abodi-s. the ground that ‘in the least, until a friend of mine - . ‘ ~ "THE Pl,:01)L1.:-v laflvised me to try llodd's Kidney with Were in sympathy with the od‘endv-rs, ZIIHS’ I immediately found “in“: the Chief Justice remarked: “ l nev- ,‘mf‘l Was ublc ‘0 1‘05”"“3 my “'Ol'li- their departure, ciitcrtuine: them. rc- small town in Irelandl I used altogether seven boxes l}l‘-,gardlcss of , expense. at a farewell that hadn't. a blackguurd in it who :fore being completely cured. Sinculbanquet. At the cm! of the feast he called himself "the pcople." then I have never been sick at day. l i asked them where they intruded to have never had the slightest indiru-' hammer more quietly ; llxvu he made “inx .. . his proposals. parted with joy at the prospect At first he tried to induce flu-m to side-line. _ ‘ Room, Toronto. Ontn-io. l, 3.2.9.122:â€" m need large quantities for local and exporl ers and can pay the top market price for any quantity of well failed and well dressed keys, Com. Duck: and chickens during next 2 msnthi 00., Limited, Toronto, . BEANS. 3 KEY. BUTTER. EGGS. to. 0 may better Premiums than ever before for stills Simply send us your name acclaim and we um um SARSAPARILLA BLOOD PILLS. posttpnl'l :cll send us our money and We u ill send you any one o the above . est remedy in the world for impure liloodfiiver and kidney (12.5436. disorders and all female troubles. Remember I." are r n. at once and secuxc an extra Premium. Mental: this paper. " . fill. an snllllllllllil, ONT. .h.U AGENTS wnursn. To'R’LEic's PRICELESS gnomes, 3000 secrets for the Home, Farm, Laboratorf.’ Send 25 cents. It the William Briggs. Methodist Bo . GENTS. WEKAVE N0 FAKE SALARY offers to make. but we can put any hon. . . . . - l . . .s ', leanindustxiousmn or woman in thewayoi I‘hi. two blacksmitns at ld.l i ll l.l i earning 81.0 between mm “d Christmas. and he, ll‘ullr- 1 Write us tonight. McDormid 8:. Legumbep': of I 0, London, Ont. 'VAXTEUAw PER DAY SUREâ€"01x V tlomen cr indictâ€"net to canvas, u to employ scents; Dosltlon permanent: :69; per year and expomes; relieb‘o firm; but references: experience unnoconary. M. A. O'lIEl‘IFR. address {8-) Truth Office. Toronto. ‘ litc‘l‘. aiizil-iiiiu. nervous prostmtion will kindred troubles. See that the "Dr. \Yilliams' Pink I‘ills is on the wrapper .ml each box. If in doubt. send :1 to the Dr. Williums' Medicine - . ‘irocicville. Out... and the Pills 31 lo mailed post paid at 50 cents $2.50. v :':'.t name {.3 1".th l‘copic. - Hox. or six buses for W‘- fRUITLESS HER OISE-I. A Malay Peasant‘s Experience With a Crocodile. As the tiger is the scourge of the M :iuy [mtiiusulu or. land. ~ crocoâ€" rtilg is in the water. A writer says '::.~.'. on his iirst \isii ll) the Malays i.‘ was told so runny stories of tigers ' «l crocodiles that :lllA-i‘ a time lu- ..-...ime completely bluSc. and ceased i be interested in tlic ghastly stor- -.. but that the followzng Ll‘it' an .r; him: mi..- evening a Muluy pens-nut “'ilS‘ i.-‘ting fish in the river. accompnn-. i--.‘. by his son, a. boy twelve years old. They were wading, and while ll?) father moved along the edge of '1"..- dccpcr water under the bunk. the buy walked in the shallows L. . stream. The short twilight passed and the d Ll'lxllCSS of night was gathering over tEi- waters of the wide river. when 5’: ldenly the father was startled byl :2 "ry from the buy. and as he turned sllllddCl't‘2l to hear the one Word. “rocodile?” come in an ugoulzcd >.‘:'i‘lllll from the child. Dropping his not. lin- man swam 3:; I stumbled through the shallowing :~'l';'llln to the boy's rescue. The child was down. but making frantic 'h-moh hopelessly ineffectual strugâ€" g: A to free himself from the grip of M».- crocodile, which had him by the knee and thigh. The gnir of man was naked except for a short trousi-rS: he had no wupon whatever. yet he threw him- self without hesitation on the saturâ€" im. and With his hands alone begun .4 struggle with the hideous reptile In? the possession of the boy. 'Z‘he .-.i 1c of his foe and determined to lim from drowning the child. m. . 1.. nor... had seized the creature from beâ€" land, so as to save himself from its «Laws, and he tried to find through u~.-:kness and water the eycssockcls. by which alone he could hope to 2-:tch a vulnerable point in its p'~.'i':tl‘abl0 harm-ss. The father's fury and despair guid- c": his hands to the replih-‘s eycsn nil-l pressing his thumbs with all his might on these points of least resisâ€" tance. he inflicted sucn pain that the . Convulsive spring winch threw the man backward inlo‘ But the boy was releasâ€" ed. and the sauriun retired from the tight to sulk and blink over his de- ls‘fi. in some dark pool beneath the creature gave a til.- water. 0 echo aging bar. gra ss cs The man carried the boy on shore. and thence to his home; but the poor child was so severely injured that. with no skilled surgeon to attend to him. he died after three days of suf- icring. #â€"â€"â€"- SHOPLIFTING STATISTICS. «cue made a lasting impression upâ€", out in - man was on the deep-Water imâ€" of the river-, years of labor. have failed altogether in rc.tlizing his ideal if he. had not one evening, after a toilsoinc and dislmpointing ‘IlilV Ii. llis "\'ll!'!‘.‘lli'.‘l). Visited a, riely theatre. sung. very popular in its day, onâ€" titled "The King of llic Cannibal ls- lunds." On returning to his home he :wns haunted by the refrain. His unâ€" éiinisiied model also troubled hir‘n. Small \vcndi-‘i‘. therefore. that on rth :tiring to rest lli‘ Cl‘t‘dllll. that he was, ibuilding it scwing-muchiixo for the ‘lv'in~.~; of the ('nnnibal islands. he was perplexed about the position fof the needlu’s rye. just us in his [actual Waking I'k’purlciit‘t‘. ”l‘ tl'icd, and tried but the machine would not, sew. At length the King got wild. and game the inventor twrnty- four hours in which to complete his. Work. lf the machine were not. i111- ishml by tin-n. death Was to be the penalty. (lewd out for execution. As he Wall:â€" ed between a file of soldiers he noâ€" tiCcil that they curritd spears that wi-re pierced near the points. and inâ€" stantly like a flush. came to him the solution of the problem. While he ,wiis begging for an extension of time h»- uw'okc. It Was four o'clock on a 'bittcr cold winter's morning. but he l ijumpcd out of bell. flew to his Work- .shop cl'ud only in his nighlshirt, and by nine the lirsl needle that had ever lbL‘L'n forged with the eye at the point l was lying before him. After that Ith: rest wmi easy. 2 LUCKY LAtismu-zss. 3 There is a Woman in North London who owes, not fortune alone, but life :itsclf. to a dream. The story was re- llnted to the writer one day recently i'by a. wellâ€"known patcnt agent. The ilattei- was sitting in his office, when ‘a poorly-clad Woman called and re- qucslcd an interview. On its being granted she cxpluincd that she had it lsick husband dependent upon the few fsliiilings weekly she was able to earn lby laundry work. She had, she said, ifrequeutiy noticed that a certain ma- in collar-ironing ironed lcliinc used vaâ€" , Here he heard a song. Also ; pathetic: llc failed. and as a result was or-i SEN“? , lirockvdle, says ' l have. A highly connected ludy was giving , ' set up their >‘i.:iil.ii-.~.. used llubys Own Tablets in 1}).V evidence in u. sensational ruse tried >tion oi a return of the trouble." “Well. said UllL‘ of them. “lu- who house for scvcrnlo’curs and know 01' My Lord Morris. A“ “3,1,0“de It. is hard to understand how any-.livcd on your left “‘1“ 2-!" 1” ”3° “0 medicine to" '1”th ones that 0““ lpoini turned on its being proved one. will .continue to suffer froni‘smithy on your right. and 11:! wliol 'cq‘uul' them. '“hen “‘9’ baby. was :wlicthcr or not the wink-53 \Vus in Lame llnck or our other symptom of find on your right will go to Iliutl tot-thing 5})” was restless, mom and Dublin on a curtain day. Ilaving de- liiducy Trouble after so many frankzon your left." pecvish. and I could do vcrv little . , . . ‘ 1 ) ‘ t . ' I ‘ .‘l. l ‘s wrth her. I gave her the tablets and .1 “bed that 51.10 w“ 1." inc ‘3” n L ‘ll'OIYOlIS on the dute ill question, she ”MCI-,- (“dried he? who“ nthcp medi~ It ‘1 l i ll . .r l 'l * - ‘ ~ ' o v v \ . «L : cuics did no good. When baby wasmuiuu uroum- o u. juugt ant hill \our Lordship ought to know that troubled with constipation the tab-1Wl t I t p . f t .. . ‘- ‘ . r :. a- . lets always gave prompt relief. but: ,‘a . .5. ‘l L I? l l”, . . ' tnc Lhml Justice ask-m. in astonishâ€" and known in all llodd's Kidney Pills have cured them. “Why?” They m-vcr full. absolutely full startemunls by Illt'll \Vt‘lll walks (if lift). flint Dodd’s Kidney Pills ulWays cure. Yours of trial have that there is iioi provon ‘ ' I - (V ‘ ' \ i" ’vomiLcd a great deal. was very cross ph‘id' u” Was the lug-L day of the Illicumalism, . Lillll.)ߤ.‘,'0. bc’litllt‘u.‘ ‘and would scream with pain, 'iltl I ‘L‘I‘Is‘xvs' and you and 1 travelled to Cloul, heuralgia Bladder fir meflr‘y' lliad to get up with her many titties. .ulway from Dublin in the same Troubles, that llodd s lxidnigv i ills! lduring the night. No matter howirailwuy carriage. '. There was a Wm no} cur}? .. l imuch she ate she kept growing vhinâ€" subdued snigger in court at the Dodd 5 kidney 1111s are the only; lJudg‘c's expense. .llc, however, medicine that ever cured Bright s? lner. ]t was then I began the use of. ;the tablets. fat. and I :with her at night. adroitly turned the tables by saying, had no further trouble in a most strident. yct defercntial mannvl‘: "Madam, for the sake of my I can recommend, itltc “mp.“ to any l3.)l.llCi‘ who has a. character i must ask you, Was there Isickly. cross 0,. frctful baby, and I ‘not a third party present all the lam surc' she will never be withbut 'W‘W?” again." Baby’s Own Tdbjmsl Even in the highest circles he no- :are easily administered and dissolved 1"" {WSHMQd 1° give full expression ‘in water can be given snfely m the ’10 his opinions whether they were youngest infant. H 3.0,“. druggist pleasing to his auditors or the reâ€" 'iloes not keep them send 25 cents to 5‘1””- Attending a brilliant party the Dr. “’illiams' Medicine Co., 'ut the \i'iccâ€"llegnl Lodge, Dublin, . ‘lirockvillc. Ont.. and a box will be when it was occupied by the Earl of3 l post paid. :St‘m- you by mull, lAberdeen, Mr. (ll-.ulstonc's first home 1 | irulc Lord Liclltcnuni. it is related l . r. .. .lhat the Viceroy’s wife in the course :33 CONQUERED 1H5 BAKER'mf conversation, said to him: "Chief . pluslicc, are there many home rulers Great Intelligence Showm by aillOl‘C to-duy‘.‘” "My lady," he ml Young Elephant. plicd, "the only home rulers present Ali'iOII‘” the many 0le presents 1.0‘1111‘0 yourself, his l'?xccllcury and the n ‘ ‘ waiters." jccived by Queen Wilhelmina was hill 7 ‘clcphant, which, when a mere baby,. A "”hlbl” “"{l “”4"” PM C(“Hlll‘y was sent to her by an Indian prince. ,w'oman WE“ Pm“: examined ”930"" He ti‘.u’cllcd us a deck passenger on Ins lordship ”1 the “0“” 01 QUOL‘H'S one of the Indian mail steamers from ibench. E Bombay, and as he had attained bull lll‘lll INCRSSANT CHATTER the height of it Well grown calf and did not give him an opportunity of was always (lOcile and tractable, he itaking proper notes of her evidence. was permitted to have the run of the .Iiaxing repeatedly in vain remiested and she grew plump and l them I l decks for an hour or two every morn-1th.: witness to speak slowly, he at mg. . ,last cried out: "Hold your tongue, ' l 13y the sailors he was called the 'woman!" To this the unexpected re- n “‘bos’n's mute, owing to the penâ€" [ply was: “Arrah! hould {er own, 'cliant he had for carefully picking up iman!" None joined more heurtilv in c\ cry loose coil of rope that he could lthc outburst of laughter which ~Was find 'and throwing it over the side. lthus evoked than the occupant of l . . . . ("l o the articles in uestiol .- - . . . .. - .. . ~ ”cu": t'lv woll at th- beginnin Y1 aft being, as Jack said, as bad~ as a lthc Judgnlont seal. .LT.“LR 1. _ . ‘~ 11 “ 1‘" , naval lieutenant for keeping the. During" lllt‘ heiwlit of the that, owuig to the strum upon tne decks tidv .. iLand ‘ league agitation an :..,-...,.. .. - ‘ .. - .v .~ ~' , -‘ ‘ Fifi? “l“:Lsgclhihilfuglli ”ngllau’t‘ilg‘: ; Among other acquaintances that he eminent Q. (E, in open- : “"5 p4“ » ‘ a ‘ ’ formed was that of the ship's bukcr. ‘ing a case before Lord Morris, in ;therc was a great falling oll‘ towards , This dcfcct she set herself ‘tu rectify. but all her efforts were in" ivnin. until one night after watching 'feted ‘by the bedside of her sick husbandi ' 3until she was tired out. she saw. as Itlxc cull. whose galley he soon discovered to 'which property in Australia was in- lbU the place of origin of all the Xvolved, proceeded to read :1. (locu- swect duintics with which he “‘ub‘ ment setting forth in glowing terms HOW he tOOli t0 making it ‘ the advantages it possessed. Among regular morning call, and “'11-“ S'L'llt‘l“ .111050 Was the statement: "The Aus- ally rcguled with a turt or piece of 'trnliun aborigines are very quiet." :3,ALL,2:110“,”In,_(,:l::,l:lwufi(:l:; ignilcake, _ l“liedud," inlerjcctcd the Chief Jus- l- ' ‘ ~ l But one morning, when. l‘e culled {lit-e, "tlmt's more than can be said 'innumernble collars. each perfect igluze. color. and smoothness. She noted. too. that whether one or u. dozen were between the rollers at once. the l r l lstill. of course, Inew collar-ironer is of the steam-laundry business. of the new machines. “And," the story, “if I know anything laundry machinery, she ought to beâ€" in' no matter. passed reâ€" . suits were equally satisfactory : and 7uflcr some stud; of the mechanismâ€"; in her dreamâ€"she} ldiSCovered the reason why. 'l‘lmt dis-« ’covcry has been taken up by a syn- idicntc of capitalists. and shortly a. to be placed upon the market. which is expected to 3 lrevolutionize that particular brunch Meanwhile its originator has beer , made happy by the payment of $5,-.trunk cleared every Shell in the bakâ€"' xsort." was the unexpected response. 000 in a lump sum, with the promise le’Y' of a. substantial royalty on each one re- marked in conclusion the relater of of and was locked up in disgrace; ‘nnd extended his trunk, as usual, the of this country!" 'cook happened to be in ill humor, i In defence to his hostility to home _and instead of a cake the elephant rule Lord Morris occasionallv made Received ‘a tap on the trunk from the luse of the following argument: “Herc rolling-pm. 'We are. a very poor countrv, in I The blow was not severe, but the partnership with n vcry wculthy tbos’n turned tail and Went trumpetâ€" kingdom. with one hand in the till, Ding. up the deck, where he took a. po- 'and nothing will please the separatâ€" isition that. enabled him to Watch for lists but to get. away to set up a .his assailant. 'shebeen of their own." Before long he saw the baker leave E Counsel in u sanitary ruse, addres- sing Lord Morris. said: “I shall as- sume that. your lordship is fully acâ€" unainted with the statutes and au- thorities." “Assume nothing of the Ellis “shop, and having apparently jinade up his mind what to do, the lbos'n promptly marched down, and l :with a few vigorous sweeps of his LOO-V05. tarts. cakes, pattyâ€" 61 yield to no man in my utter igâ€" pans and cake-tins lay'm a confused ‘norance of sanitary laws”~ heap onthe deck. .This achieved he In trying-an abduction case, Lord bolted like a. mischievous school-boy 'Morris addressed the jury as fol- but, lOWS: “I am compelled to direct Disease, Diabetes or Dropsy. 5 :A Well known vicar in Yorkshire was ‘itcuching drcn, however, Wl-l‘l! dull and at last the despairing vicar cxâ€" claimed: lcomniodious building of two extra storeys. and probably will beâ€"worth $250.- 000 in a few years time. Yet, such Was her poverty, that she Was on the A statistician has made a study of the records of shoplifting in Eng- land. Women of the Huddle and “.1" point of committing suicide in 'des- per classes are, he states, the cm“ pair when the news of her good for- ol‘fendcrs, although it is dlmcult to tune an“.ed.n . - credit such a statexnent. Klepto- mania is not. always the reason for these thefts, because the shop-lifters often hunt in couples, one engaging museum on earth is that. which is the attention of the attendant ‘while hidden away in the Rotundaat Wool- the other docszzhe'thievin‘gir For evâ€" WICh- It is a museum, not-2’01”, fit my man caught at the work there ’aX'I‘OW-heads. or stone Clubs.»th .9} are 300 women kguns and pistols, mortars, -. u “fies" HOW WE GOT THE REVOLVER. » One of the mostl'reniarkable little ‘ . , 4"“ when the circumstances became you to find a. verdict of guilty in known the popular verdict â€"wa.s in ‘this case, but you will easily see his favor, and he was aIIOWed his gthat I think it is a trifling thing, liberty as before. which'I regard as- ' ‘ , 7 quite unfit to oc- Bos n was no sooner set free again lcupy my time. It is more valuable than he marched d to the bak- lthan yours. At any rate it is much ers, and from that . he never fail- lbetter paid for. Find, therefore, the edt. : ~ . ,flib‘utea It, wasvroguâ€"lprisoner ,; ,. , {3.1-i- aefdghe baker 0e: agitator ABDUCTION. » ' Whicl‘r'rcsts; mind ye on four pointsâ€"i {the father was not averse, the moth. ‘ ' n. lling and the boywus convaynient.” erwas not opposed. the girl was wilâ€" The jury found the priso’er guilty Thousands of Canadians have tried, and proved. and testified. â€"â€".â€"-â€"â€"+ ”â€" LITTLE DROPS OF WATER. and :1; per cent. of lost in a year. his band of hope to sing ”Little Drops of Water." The chilâ€" und stolid. “Now, children. try again. ‘Litlle Drops of Watcr.’ and do pray put al little spirit in it.” 0â€".â€" “TORONTO'S I’l {Oil 1 11-138. " A building permit. has just been is~ sued to the "Saluda" 'l‘ea firm. of Toronto. for extensive alterations and enlargement of their already premises. including the This looks like subslnntial progress and speaks volumes for the popular daily beverage "Salads" Ceylon Ten. “â€"41â€".â€" A RIGHT TO BE. “What makes Tcnspot so glum to- day ‘2 I haven't heard him open his mouth." “He has on appointment with his dentist for this afternoon." ._.____+__...._ There never was, and never will be, :1 universal panacea, in one remedy, for all ills to which flesh is heir-the very nature of many curatives being such that. were the germs. of other and differently seated diseases rooted in the system of the patientâ€"what would relieve one 111 in turn would aggravate the other. We have. however, in Quiuiue Wine, when obtain able in a sound unadulterated state, a remedy for many {And grevlous ills. By its gradual and judicxous use, the frailest systems are led into convuleseencc and strength, by the influence which Qui- nine exerts ou.\':tture's own restorntlves. Itreileves the drooping spirits of those with whom a chronic state of morbid .des pondency and lack of interest in life H a disease. and, by tranquilizing the nerves, disposes to sound and refreshing sleep-â€" imparts vigor to the action of the blood, which, being stimulated, courses through out the veins. strengthening the healthy animal functions of the system. thereby making activity a necessary result, strengthening the frame, and giving his to the digestive organs. which naturally demand increased substance-«result. im- proved appetite. Northrop 3.: Lyman of l‘oronw. have given to the public lllcli‘ superior Quinlne \Vine at the usual rate, and. gauged by the opinion of Scieiiiiszs. this Wine approaches nearest. perfection of any in the market. All druggists sell iz. , The four sons of Charles have all made their mark as scien- tists. Professor George Darwin is a famous mathematician, Horace Darwin is an authority on physics, Major Leonard Darwin is honorary secretary of the Royal Geographical Society. and Francis Darwin is a. distinguished botanist. To CUBE A (301.0 IN ONE DAY. ‘ Take Laxative Bromo Quinlno Tablets. Al are late rciund the money i! it tell. to cure. E. \V Grave's signature in on each box. 250. The average value lot a. British house half a. century ago was 51,80. It is now $2,000. SGZODONT Vfl'ootli Powder 250 Darwin . Beware of Ointments for Catarrh that contain Mercury as mercury will surely destroy the mum of : smell and completely damage the whole system I when entering it through the Humane surfaces. l Such articles should never be used except. on ‘ roacriptioni from reputable physicians. as the l damage they will do isteu t-sld to the good you ’ can possibly derive from them. . Cure. manufactured by NJ. Cheney 3c (‘0.. 'l‘o- l Ha 1's Cutarrh l ledo, 0.. contains no mercury. and ls taken in- ternally. acting direct! upon the blood and mucous surfaces of the system. In buying Hall's Catnrrh Cure be sure you get. the gcnu inc. It is tvken internsl‘y.and made in Toledo glue, by F. J. Cheney : Co. Testimonials rec. Sold by Drnggista. price. 75c per bottle. Hall‘s Family Pills are the best. cent . Four pcr of sailing vessels sicunliu's arc llinarll's liiniment Cures lliplilliu'lzl. All Scotch estates are owned by 8,240 people. England has 154.777 owners of farms. Unequaliedâ€"Mr. 'l'hos. Brunt. Tycndâ€" inagn, Ont... writes:-â€"-"I have to thank you for recommending Dr. Thonms‘ I‘Ielectric Oil for bleeding piles. luna- troubled with them for nearly fifteen years, and tried almost everything could hear or think of. Some of them would give the temporary relief, but none would effect :1. cure. I have noivbcen free from the distressing complaint for nearly eighteen months. Ilmpe you will continue to recommend it." ‘ "That must be a pretty bad toothâ€" :iclic to swcll your face like that. Why don't you see a dentist ?” “i did call on your friend, Dr. I’ullcm. ycstcrdny. and experienced great re-l lief.” “You must be mistakenl Pullcm has been out. of town for a week.” “I know. I felt, relieved when 1 found that out." illuard’s Liniment Cures Colds, dc “W" "‘hc onlyr objection." said the stern parent. “I have against. young man. my dear child, is that he has no noble ambition, no high or Worthy object in life.” “Why. papa. how can you say that ‘.‘ He wants n Illt‘. For Over Pitt, Years In. Wrnumw‘e Scouting an!" inn been and b7 lion! of mother: for their children while teething. “loathe- the child. softens the gums. alley- pain. cure. wind cello. rend-nu the “crutch and bowels. and in tin remedy for Diarrhea Twenty-flu cent: a beta. 1:1 by Grunt-u throughout the world. Be sure Ind for " Mu. Wxxuow'lsoo'rlxse snot." ...,.__ An ancmomctcr. or \vfimlâ€"incusurc, consists of four cups at. the end of arms. it is So constructed that. it makes 500 revolutions while a mile of wind passes. Mlllill‘llS ferment Cares Distemper. lli-iwvolt-nl lady (to newl-'-nun~ricd ('lllll'\\'l)lllillll-â€"-”.\l'.(l so you are Hial- ricd now, Lydia ‘! I hope your hus~ band is a good provider.” The Brideâ€"“That he is, mum. He got me three new places to wash at last week." .â€"â€"-â€" They Advertise Themselves.-â€"Immcd iatelythey were offered to the public Parmelee's Vegetable Pills became pop ulnr because of the good report they made for themselves. .l‘hat reputation has grown, and they now rank among the first medicines for use in attacks of dye- vsramium Eouasg ARMERS' SONS WANTEDâ€"To take a short, practical course on 'c'clcrlnaj‘y work; three months' study during spare time in. home will qualify to am an examination; successful stuacnte wi l he offered permanent position at $600 a yea.- in our vsrious Lunches; splendid opportunity for, young men to secure a thorough Veterinary Court-e and goon pou- :lon; write at once for full particuiair‘. Ad- dressâ€"Head Cfllce, Veterinary Secnce Asw- elation, Landon, Ont. GlLEADil‘”: The Sovereign Healer, is a llulm olGilead V int. meat. It heals Ulcers, Cum, Bruises. Buia1 and Soreslong standing or acute. in is \. equalled tor inflamed or weak eyes. Once the; always. used. The best. testimonial is a. iris sample Free on receipt of 3: in stamps. Address. EILEADIHS 00., Box 564, Toronto. Cnl. COUNTRY ACQL'A} NTANCES. Sheâ€""You have been country. haven’t you '2” llcb‘fi'es ; visiting some people i used to know when I was a boy." Sheâ€"“Particular friends 1‘" V7 llcâ€"“(‘:lt,'no. away in 11:-: Father and mot her.” Stops the (‘ough . and works of! the Cold. IAIII'JVG Bmmo-Qulninc Tablets cure a. cold in one day. no Cure. No Pay. Price ‘25 cent-1. ..â€". _....... .‘ A reward of 8100.000 Was oil‘ered for destroying the plague of sugar- ;ints which devastated the Island of (iron-aria in 1779. but nothing was eil'i-ctual until the hurricane of 3750. ,._.' _~â€"'- l believe MlNAllD'S LII‘IlMl-fX’l‘ will cure every case of Diphtheria. MRS lll‘ll’lll‘lN BAKER. Iliverdnlc. I lelicvc MlNAliD'S Lllx'lhll‘ZN'l‘ will produce growth of hair. MRS. CHAS: ANDERSON. Stanley, 1’. E. I. I lulleve MINARD'S LINIME‘INT is the best lious‘t-liold remt‘dy on MATTHIAS FOLEY. oil City, Ont. thisl __ ___.. ._ PUT ON Illil’. ME'I‘TLI‘I. Sibleyâ€"“I can always wife loop a secret.” lot‘neyâ€""How do that ‘_" Sidneyâ€"“I start out by oiling her lthat lknow she can’t keep it." make i 1y you mane ‘1'. D In Npure's Storehouse There are Cures â€"-Medsal experiments nave shown eon cluswelr thgt there are medicinal virt ucs in ever. ,0 mary plants rowinor no iuround u‘. which give them 5 value. that ,clnuosbrestlmated. It is held bv some I that bani-e provxdes a‘cure for evéry (ii.- .ense wlich neglect and ignorance have lvxsued tpon man. lloweyer, this may lb3' it .2 well known that Parmelec’s 1‘??ka Pills, distilled from roots and l r )5, an asovercizu rem ‘ ' i 0‘ alldisorlers of thedigestion?1y m earn, l g Mr. \Yisc-‘ 'Johnny, _ can you tell me wry tthe lltizle hand on mv Watch goes us or him the b‘ .one ‘2" gohmv .(after mature negation)â€" Papa isn't it for the same reason that Iliave to run when I go Walk- ing Wm you 1’" ‘ mum‘s linen! cures (lulu in call . The Krtpp factory. siren-working concern . the biggest m the world, epsin and biliousness, complaints of thelusos “P 530 tons of Steel a. day. iver and kidneys, rheumatism, fever and I ague and the innumerable complications France, gives to which these ailments give rise. The nrlesian well at Pussy, in the record yield of 2,000 fallons of water a min lcost .mooooo. 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