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Smoking, accord-in; to Dr. Caze. a. well known french 'physician is not an injurious but a. healthful habit. Hemmer, you must smoke in the proper way md according to rules“ There ate eight of the latter enum- erated by the doctor. The first two apply to cigars. The latter mum. be in the first place mild, and socâ€" omxly, good. The third rule is al- ways to throw away your cigar when nearing the ezxd. The fourth states that neither a. Cigar, nor a cigarette. if it h: 5 "one out, must be lighted a. second time. The other rules are: Never remain in a cloud (f smoke; never chew the 0nd of a vigzu‘ or cigarette; use a holder lined with cotton wen}. to absorb the Lifeline; at home snmke a. pipe with a. long stem, or prefurubly at nary:- hileh, All theSc rules being duly ubmrved, you may smoke absolutely as much as you like, and Dr. Came says that. it will not only do you no harm, but. may do you good. THE RESULT OF SEVERE KID- NEY AND BLADDER TROUBLE. After Years of Much Distress Mr. W. F. Kennedy Has Been Be- stored to a. Life of Activity. There is probably no man in the township of l'clhum, Welland County, better known than Mr. Wilbur ‘F. Kennedy. lie is a prospex‘OUS farmer and the owner of a large cooperage, and is held in the highest esteem by all who have his acquaintant-e. Mr. Kemwdy is now Seventyâ€"two years of ago, and is as active and rugged us many a. man years younger. For yours. however, he was a. great sui- l'erer from kidnt-y trouble and he cheerfully gives credit for his present good health to the use of Dr. Wil- liams Pink Pills. Mr. Kennedy Says "Ten years ago, as the result of ex..- posurc, I think, I was stricken with kidney and bladder trouble in a. severe form. The complaint. at iimt-s caused me most intense :5quâ€" ing and great personal discomfort as I would often have to arise a. dozen times in the night. I tliC‘d many kinds of treatment and some of the bcs‘t physicians. but thvir skilled ef- forts were unlit-ailing. and as a. re- sult I lost in flesh, grew very weak, and was troubled also with insomnia. I grew despondent and felt that I Was doomed to a. life of suffering, it‘ not an early death. At, this stage I was prevailed upon to give Dr. Williums' Pink Pills a trial. After using four boxes I could see a. disâ€" tinct improvement in my condition. and I gladly continued the use 0! the pi'ls until all the symptoms of the trouble had passed away. and I was again strong and healthy. It is no exaggeration to say that at the time I began the use of Dr. Williams Pink Pills I was so weak that I could not lift twenty-live pounds. while now I am quite sun- I can lift its much as any man of my age. I be- Have the pills not only roll-awed me of tie misery I sullen-d, but have added yours to my liz‘r-J’ Anavmia. rheumatism kidney trau- Me. heart ailments, partial Inn-31y- 9i9, St. Vitus dent“, and the many ailments peculiar to women are gmgnuiily cured by Dr. Williams‘ Pink Pills, simply because these;- pills make :mw. rivh rod blood, and thus rvurh thc- very roof. of the trouble. Them are pink colon-d imitations of this great. medicine but the lmycrcan protect himsvif agrnhwt those imposiâ€" tiuns by swing that the full nnmv "Dr. \Yilliums’ Pink Pius fur P1110 Peer-Iv" is printed on the wrapper around every box. Sold by all (leak hrs in modicim- or direct by mail 5303:: Th» Dr. \Viliiams Medicine (‘0.. Bruckx’.illv Ont. .. at 50 cents a box, or six boxes for $2 00 BOTH-AIS” REMA'RKABLE ESCAPE Among the interesting {Stories trld by Lord Roberts is the following: "Conimand'ant Ben. Hotho. told me when in London a Jew months ago that on one occasion during the war he did not retreat with the rest of the Boers. but slept the night of Mn}- 29 in Germiston, within a few hundred yards of where I was sloop- ing, and that he: was only able to escape the next morning by joining one of our mounted patrols and paSbing himse}! 011 as a colonist in our employ ! That is a difficulty we always had. The Boers could come and gn in our camp without our knowing who they were. as we had many people of the country in our employ. Botha. actually joined one of our patrols, and rode with him to the top of the hill, when he gallopod of! and joined his own peo- ple again." It i‘ not we” to take chances whom )gcnxan's farm» of chm‘acter comes in. Tel? :2 man he is looking bad and he at oncé imagines he is in. A woman's; nerw stands by her when she isgivh'g the “social bluff" to another Woman. thn little ones are ill the sensiâ€" ble mother no longer doses them with nauseous. griping purguth'es, nor puts them to sleep with the so- L-a‘lcd "soothing" preparations whivh always Contain harmful opiates. Baby's Own Tablets have been used by thousands 01'. mothers who cheer- fully testify that they are gentle in their action. absolutely 8:110, and nmkc little ones sh-op soundly ' and naturally. because they rmnovu the irouble that. made baby irziluhle and \t‘akol‘ul. On this point. M19. '1‘. W-atmn. Sarsfievld, Ont., snys:â€"-â€"-"I have used Baby's Own Tablets and find them a. Very valuable mefii inc for young children. When baby is cross or fretful I give her a. Tablet and it soon puts her right." - When a. man "s in love he wants to make the .factfitfifirn' but is afraid of appegflng _ioo_1ist§., »,‘ . These Tablets cun- all the. minor ailments of little ones. They are good for all children from birth onâ€" ward. Sold by nwdir‘ine dealers or sont bi mail at 25 cents a. box by writing The Dr. “'iiliums Modicim: (T0,, Brockviflv, Ont. szCt Some men go on the principle that. whatever they do is sure to be right. Woman often are deceived by the way a man bows to their opinions. Men are inclined to look upon life as a. struggle without. much in the way cf compensation. The woman who sounds her own praises o‘. ex'lqof-‘s the good qualities -_ ‘. ' he gill who is in love likes her _-i: ! friend's to be made aware of the RIGHT WAY TO SMOKE. THE SENSIBLE MOTHER. UNFIT FOR WORK. WISDOMS W11} 8 PERS. “ When Physicians of. High Orderf’ LANGUAGES WITHOUT USING \ WORDS. SPEAK WITHGUT SPEAKING CEYLON tea is delicious and economical. Black Mixed or Natural Green. How Hotel Servants and Book- makers Make Themselves Understood. The majority of Waiters, porters, and the other male attendants in howls in all countries 01' the World, are of Swiss or German origin. and a very large p: opon tum of then In her long to guilds or trades unions. which are supposed to safeguard their interests. u-nemlly speaking those men receive but apologies x‘m Wages and depend upon " ‘tips' mainly for their livlihood. As a result 01‘ this system, visi- tors invariably receive the amount of attention the attendants consider is justified by the value of the “tips" they bestow, and in order to prevent hotel servants from beâ€" ing more than necessarily civil to guests who are notoriously bad "tippers.” and to convey numerous little hints about their characterisâ€" tics, the hotel servants' guilds have inaugurated an ingenious Code lan- guage. This code language is effected by means of the labels attached to the visitor's luggage. 1f the label is stuck squarely on the portmanteau, it signifies to the servants at the next hotel at which its owner stays that he is a very generous fellow, and that it is everyone’s duty to be as attentive as possible. Should the label, hOWever, incline towards the left, it means that the visitor is a mean. discontented sort of indi- vidual. and the servants contrive that his sojourn will be as unpleas- ant as possible; while if it should be pasted With an inclination to the right. the servants know that their new guest is {‘As'rmious AND FUSSY, l but given to handsomely revvarding! whose WhOSv services please him, but { adamant itself to those who incuri his displeasure! ! By crossing and reâ€"crossing the.‘ labels, extra information is impart-{ ed at every hotel at which he putsi up, and by the time the average: Briton returns to Chm'ing Cross zit-l ter a two months' tour on the Com: tinent. his luggage, thanks to this; node language. is quite a record of, his personal habits and peculiarities. Spanish young ladies hold animat- ed conversations with their lovers by means of a fun. which they alâ€" ways carry. Italians use a. flower! for similar purpOSos. and a. young girl who may he apparently idlyi pulling the petals from a. rose, is in reality making :2 'rnngements i013; perhaps. a Scitl‘vt visit to the opera. house with her lm'vrl ; 1n Malta. comparatively few poo-1 ph- can read. yet nearly everyone! holds a prayerâ€"hook when at church. i The reason for this is that n prayer- book language is in existence. and by carefully watching 'Iu‘h other-'3; ‘movemnnts. two persons can readily: and secretly communicate with eachg other through (hr various positions in which the books are held being. recognized as code words. 1 have a language. of thei: own known .18 the "‘lick '1‘11ck.'1\111itist the war and excitement 111‘ :1 IflaCGLOUISL‘, Tuck’ language, peculim to certain to the bookies in a. inurVellously r11- pid 111111111111 There are numerous dialects. so to «111.111 111' the “Tick Tackj’ language, peculiar to certain bookmakers. A tout may suddenly 11:10ch in- formation thnt a. certain “outsider is sure to win. lle comeys this in- formation to his unployer by per-i hups taking on his 1111. 1ive times in? succession, then '11 11111141 his face with his handkerchim twice and then aning his 111111 11s it' trV in" to at- tract the attention of a 1‘1'iend.To ‘his employer this curious conduct 1111011115 that the horse whose number ,is 1'1Ve in the Second race is likely to win. and to take no bets on it. An- other "Tick 'l‘ack” man 111 y signal bV' hold-'11"r up his hands. while an- ‘other uses a stick 01' umbrella code i The Russian Secret Police, when ‘the Nihilist conspiracy was at. its height. were for :1 long time bullied by the code languages 01‘ the con- spifators The women in the move- !ment Would warn the male memheis of the proximity of :1. sp: or the ii'ntt. that they “on- undcr secret ob- Serxation uy using certain perfumes in their toilet the reason for this extraordinary secrecy being 1hnt ‘thcir movement was so honeycomhed twith traitors, that in many instanc- ies they were afraid to :VERBALLY WARN EACH OTlI-ER. é No one could prove anything, :though. because on a. certain day a glad), scented hcmilv With jasm‘nc chhangod a. few commonplau- roâ€" {mm-ks with her friend, who was un- 3gagcd in earnest convvrsation with 3:1 strange m-ntlvnmn. : 'l'lw innmtvs of convict prisons Shiloh’s Consumption recommend- its use to nervous and dyspeptic people you may safeEy assume “it’s all right.” Worry won’t cure a cough. \‘Vhen you find a cough holding on â€"when everything else has failedâ€"try Prices 26c, 50c. and SLOO BETTING M EN I: is guaranteed to cure. Try a bottle-â€" if it doesn’t cure you we’ll refund your money. S. C WELLS 3:. CO. Town‘s. Can. LcRoy, ELY. The Lung Tonic ”unnatural-m M ”tum communicate with each other by means of knocks on the' walls of their cells. Dots scratched on the bottoms of the tins used for their grucl also convey information, and in a few days a. new arrival Will post the rest of the prisnnm‘s with the latest news of the outside world by scratching little dots on his can, which will in due time circulate all round the prison. l v Brights flisvaso is the mOSt ad- vancud stem,- uf Kidnvy Disuasc. :Imdd's Kidawv Pills are tlw only 'ra-mldy thin will cure it. But it is :wiscr and safer to guard against Bricrht s I‘isvasu- by using Dmids ‘lxidlwv Pills “hon vuur kidneys "ivv the that svmmmxm of disnl-swâ€"pnin in the back or Slight, urinary dis- order. SWOll mobsmc-n have an ingenious codo of their own, by moans of which they convey information to onch other when pursuing their im- farious calling in saloons and bars. Should one of thvm cull for a "Scotch and soda, split," it signiâ€" fies that a detective. known in thiovr-s‘ slang as a “split." has unâ€" tornd; whilv to carolvssly split, a.- match with a pcnknifc cunvvys the same warning. To hn-ak a match, intimates that. an individual, whom a fcllow mobsman has uppm'vntly marked down for a prey, has no money. that he is “broke."â€"â€"1’our- son's Weekly. GREAT WURK IN Ea Suffered From Kidney Di;:aso for Two and a Half Yearsâ€" Only one of the Many Cured by the Great Canadian Kidney Remedy. ' (‘emrul Watervillo, York Co., N. 13., Nov. 1')-1\1)c€lnl)-â€"TH‘ nus:- of F. W. 1111:“ is 01' this place is um- morc evidvnto of the wondc ~r1'ul work Dodds Kidm-y Pills me doing in New Brunswick Mr Ihuxis makes the following statement. for publica- tion: "I sufhrvd for two years and a. half t'rcm Kidney Troubles, being unable to .attoud to my work the grvator {art of the time. I tried many unediz-inr-s Without getting any benefit, but actually grow worse. “I tank thrvc boxes 01‘ Dudd's Kid- nny Pills and thy cured me. I think Dodd's Kidney Pills are a. wonderful Junwdy for Kidney trouâ€" blo." DODD‘S KIDNEY PILLS MADE F. W. HARRIS A WELL Wifeâ€"“Uh, I'vr found out thn aw- fullost thing! Mm. Haxnkmg's daughtnr is quietly preparing to clone With hvr fiance, instuud of waiting for unmhnr ym', us shn promised. I must run right, over and varn hur‘ xnofhe-r!" Husband-â€" “For mort‘y's snl-Zr‘ don't say :1 word! If they 01mm wu shu'u't have to give them any wedding-pr-*sL-ntx!" Ahsvncv of SGYL Water for drinking hard. He H115 Tried 11.â€"-.\11-. John Anderson, Kiuluss, writers: "I vculurc 10 say few, H 1,11)’ have received "re 1'91‘ hem-lit from the use of Dr. Thomas' 11"1cccric Oil than (have. I have 11ml in rvguhul) forovm' ten. years. and have rucum1m-ndedicm all sufferers I kngw 01111.1 1.1-11e .also found it. of 1:1an 1.1111118 in dean-e s of sex are bronchhis "11d i111<1pic11t co.1‘1m10111111." First T'umpml wonder why it is that poor folks is always morn \vil- ling to help us mun rivh fulks‘.’ ling to help us {hum rivh folks? Second 'l‘r:unpâ€"d’mnflc that don't mind givin' thing's away is the. ones that stays poor. It's; :1 Wise tvnvm that stays undur (‘owr and deprives the mu'ly bird of his hrrukfubt. Wash greasy dishes, pots or pan: with Lover's Dry Snap a. powder. It will remove the grease with the greatest ease. ‘v’hon :1 WM mm (‘m 't think of anv- t‘ning nlsc to do ghc Washes her hair. \V'hy go limping and whining ahou your coma. when a. ‘25 cent bottle of Hallo way‘s Cum Cure will remove them .’ Give it a. trial. and you will not regret it. Notes of Interest About Some Prom zinent People. The British Prime Minister thinks our sumo uf his most vm-ctive speech- es whiln mxjnying' himself at golf. 'l‘he Amccx- 1",! Afghanistan presents his gm=.~:ts with dainty packets of Wonderful sweets manufactured by his uwn cooks. A royal crown uf gun xxxctul is a (-m'iosiiy. The Roumaniau crown is much,- fl'om the cannon captured from the Turks in the Russo-Turkish War of 13-77. 'Lord Wolsdcy sun‘crcd shipwreck an his first, voyage to China. The transport. which was conveying him and other soldiers foundcrcd, and he lost everything he possessed. Lunl Roberts was nicknamed “Jchu” in his younger days, on ac- count, If his famous riding. He is still um:- of the host. and hardest rid- ers in the. British Army. Mr. F. C.- Selous, the lion hunter, describes, tea as the best. drink ever given to man. In all his travels and hardships he has never prm'idcd himself with any other stimulant or modiyine. 1f the profcgsion gt mwrch werg to fail hm, the Czar mum earn a good.-iucomc as a. profcsaonal whistâ€" lgzm 12'?) occasionally entertains his intimate friends with cxmnplus of his skinnin‘thls direction. - The King of Portugal and our own Monarch are the heavy weights ‘of European rulers, Prince Ferdinand of HAD THUL’GHT IT OUT. PERSONAL POINTERS. NEW BRUNSWIUK is one excus” Bumulin is next, and King ()s-ar of Sweden follows. The Kaiser is a light “Night. rurrying less than one hundred and twenty-six pounds. When Mr. Clm‘mhwluin first wept More than half the battle in cleaning greasy dishes is in the soap you use. If i 's Sunlight Soap it’s the best; an thn Mr. Chumjhwluin first went! to 'Jri'irminghzun, which was at the} age 0! eighteen, he carried a letter 0f 1 introduction to a gontlcnmn, whn} Was therein wquestcd to be kind to! the bearer of 1.110 letter, as he kl‘cW" not a soul in Birmingham. E King Edwmd onlv tried cycling once, .md that was at Sandxinghum. with a. machine hmonging to his $01:â€" in-luw, Prim-c Chums; 01: Denmark. He had the usual experience of a novice. and said that he preferred the tricycle, as he was too heavy to tumble nhout. __ i (Icnural Polyh‘arvw 111111 at 101th 70111: d11xil-11r11v-(mc ancestor, if (1110 1mm! rely an 11. t1 .wimm About five 'ccnturies 1131) this 15111111” pamonam: iwagm‘vd that Lo \\1\ H swnn his ihorsu a mile 0111 to $1111 at 'I‘uvbay; Hue did so and won. \fterwax'ds the 111(12’50 9 shoes 1111111 taken off and uni!- ed to the door of Babb combc Church 1'}11111- they may still be seen. 1‘ Sir L. Ah11a.â€" ‘adoma is a, Dutchâ€" man. His parents intended him {01- :1 11:11:11 ('ul‘w‘l‘, but illness. Ivd him ‘imo art. It was while he was a lbov and [11111)1‘1: 110 11111! unmarked on 1a11y carter h1-11-lim1-d tin-1011111111 01‘ [confinement to his 11111! 111' 11111211111r 31113111111 5111-1111119, and this 111111111111 him 110 favor art and gain 1119. 111111.111“ :1 31102150111. \(1 11.11 11111111111011 of the purâ€" ‘ onml 1H'OjCCL The Kaiser had to go to public schoul to study as a boy, but. his tutor would never permit him to us- Sociuto familiaxly with inforiors. 3 he went so far as to shake hands with a boy 0! humblv origin, the tutor made the litth- Prussian prince wash his hands imnwdiutvly. The King at Italy has nuch good taste in the nmuor of feminine dross that, Queen Helena». loaves to him the :olvction of material and tho stvle 0f the dwsws which axe to be made for hm‘. 0n the othm hund, tho Qucun does a, good deal 0f the ruling of both household and kingdom. One of the costliest as wall as one of the mast historically inturosting, of pearl :1mklmfics is that in the pos- Sossion of tho duvlu-‘zs of Mul- bnrough. It hL-ltmgmi to the famous Empress Cath- m'inc of Rum-in. a learned and clvw-r wuman, who ruled that. great country when the ucccxyreiun of a "number of the Weaker sex was nut forbidden. the \Vw’dicr sex was not "ormaacn. The German Emperor is always nc- cmnpaniod by rm official shorthand writer when he intends to make a spvcch; this official says that tho Kaiser often speaks at the rate of 300 syllables :1 minute. It must. be mentioned that. German stenog- graphers do not. count. by wards; some German Words are so long. They count by ayllublns. The Duke, 9! Leeds is th(- lint-(11 (lo- scendamt of one 01‘ the Old London apprentices. Ibis; anmstor, Edward Osborne, was tLPpI‘L‘Ut‘t‘d to a. clot/h- wm'kur on London iritigv; he Saved his master's daughter from drowning, with the rcsull. that the two were married, and 09110er inherited her father's wealth. The ducal house is built on that fun-tune. Nervousnoss. Dyspepsia ind: cg:iion.andkh:flrad ailments, Lake wings before tho healing qimlitiv 5; mi Scrum Amcxicmx Nciviim Thomas Hoskins, of Durhmn, ()nt., took his prz-acher's advice, iniiowwl directions, and Was cured pvrmnnvntly of the worst form of Nervous Prosn‘ation and Dyspepsia. Iii: ham rocmmxmnd- 011 it, to others with gratifying 1'0- suits, 11's it gl'P‘EC nerve builder.â€"-12 Yes, Cordvliu, it's those who (‘01va early Lo avoid the crowd that, maki- tlw crowd. M”. “,mm‘nv-l Sum-"mu swear has been mod ‘7’ minions 0! much!!! (or man- childrm while toothlnl. "mocha: the child. «pm-m ch: mum. Ilmyl pun on"! wind colic. mgulum the nomad: and bun-oh. uni 3: aka but remedy for III-urban. Twenty-Ava cunts I bows Sold 1‘! druuism mnuuhout- the wofld. Be uuro and u; for “ Mas. \Vxxsmw‘u Sootulxu Srnur." 25-" Iva-hrolwâ€"“I Want to pay you something- on account Tailor (rub- bing his lmnds)â€"â€"“Ah! I'm glad to $00 you." Evorbrokoâ€"“Vcs, 1 want to pay you a Compliuwnt on your artistic wuym‘dunning. 'ShYâ€"not u. Wordâ€"you dusurvu it. Good morn- ing." C. C. RICHARDS . CO. Dear Sirs,â€"â€"A few days ago I Was taken With a Severe puin and con. traction of the cords of my log. and had to be taken homu in a. rig. ] could not sleep for pain, and was unable to put my foot to the floor A friend told me of your MINARD'S LlNlMENT, and one hour from the first application. I was able to walk. and the pain (-ntirely disappom‘nd. You can um my namu as freely as you like, as I consider it the best remedy I have cvor used. (,‘llRIS’I‘OPHER GERRY. “On our wmlding day.‘ said the sadâ€"vyod mun with the ingmwing hair. “I said :0 my \vil’n; "The first thing; on the progrmmnn is to with: who is going to be boss.’ " ”No: I didn’t," admitted the vicâ€" tim of his own suggesti'on. "She "And did you svub it?" askud the inquisitive pm‘son. settled it ." The Sufferers from fields are numbered by Millions. not including those whose annoyance. by association amounts almost to suffering. And yet it is a fact, as capable o! demonstration as any problem in Cm- etry. that. Dr. A new's Camrrhal 0 nor Has. Does ill Cure Cntarrh and Colds. Whaé are the Cntarrhul Millions going to do about it? 4 DuAgutw's Heart Cur.- relieves heart disease in 3° minutes. Ingersoll, Ont. For over Sixty Yam-n H F. L( )S'l‘ OU'I‘ 47- The 7 young! man lâ€"uxd ‘ plainmg that he could wife to nwnd his” her to sew :1 butt , on this night, and she hasn't tour 1 mid. At this may the air of a. patri‘ 1. f "0f cours'c‘ I pass it over, and shn {examines it. '“7hy, John 'l'uy)m-,’ {she is sure to say, “I never km-w j'such extra 'aganco! This is a per- fectly good shirt. All it nc-uds isâ€"' :And then she mnnds it." 4 "Never ask a thing." he said. “What would asked the othm‘ “Simply do as I do." was the as- sured ruply. 1 can give you somn sorvicoahle suggest/ions. Whon I Want a shirt mended I take. it to my wife, flow" it round a little and say, 'Whvre's that rug-bag?’ " 'WhuL do you waht of the rug;- hag?’ asks my Wife. Her suspicious roused at nnci’ “ ‘I want' to thunw this shirt away; it's Worn out'I say, with a few more flourishes. “ let me see that shirt,’ my wife says then. “Now, John, hand it to me at oncn.’ There is more Cntnrrh in this section a! the country than an other diseases put together, and until the last few years was rsummsod to heincumhle. For a great. many years doctnrs prunuunm'd It a. Meal discuss and prescribed local remedies. and by cvmyany failing to cum- with 1mm] monument. pronounced itinruraldc. Scivnm has proven catarrt to benconsfitufional dim-use and finer?- (on: requires Constitutional trentmnnt. Hall's Uumrrh Cure, manufactured by F. J. (‘hr‘ncy 6r. CO..TolndO. ()hin. m the only constitutional! cure nn Um mur- kct. It. is taken internally ii) (105ch from 10 drops ‘outcaspmmml; 1L tufts direvtly on“ the blood and muyfous sur- .'a.ce:z of the sysunn. ’l'hoy nfl'u’r'uno lum- dred dollars for any case it. fails to :uro. Send for circulars mu! testimoni- .13. Address. Mamma: "Now. s-ir, for your dis- ohudionw Tm guing to whip you !" Willie: “Say, ma, let’s comx'n'omie this thing." Mamma: “What ?" Willie: "Call it quits, and I'll use my influeuco with pa. to get you that. bonnet you want." There is danger m neglecting a cold Many who have died ofcousumption dated thelr troubles from exposure. followed by acold which settled on their lungs, and in s sham time they were beyond the skill of the best, physician. Had they used Blckles' Anti-Consumprive Syrup. before in was too late, their lives would have been span-d. This medicine has no «11181 for curing coughs. colds and all affections of the throat and lungs. Husband : “Dmt. the luck '. Ti‘orc isn't any gum am this stamp." “if: “Sou-r m-itui, (flour. Ih‘w's a pin,” The Undo:- :"Wvll. Mr. \mGla-igh: havo ynuJio-cidcd (n tukci that, Chung! m” smw and mild nxciwmonf I luv-w scribed '?" The Victim : “Yes: we're “ gving to mom diruvtly." Dr. Agnew’s Cu rofor the Bean acts directly and quickly, stimulates the hurt's aczion. s‘xops most acute pain. dispels :11 signs of weakness, fluttering. Sinhag, smothering. or palpimion. This wonderful cure is the sturdy ship which carries the hurt-sick patient into the haven of radiant And perfect health. Gives relic! in most acute (arms of heart disease in 30 minutes.â€"u Miami’s Linémeni Lumbatman's Friend A Cure fm- l'llxeunmrisnLâ€"W‘heimrmion of uricncid inm the blood vesmls is a. fruitfulmuw of I‘lzcunmUc pains. This irrcguluriLy is owing to :1 (lr‘l'allgf‘d and unhealthy ccmdition of Hm lth‘l'. Any one subjccmullxis gwrxiuful aflbcrirm will find". remcdv in Purmelrv's Vegetable, Pills. 'l'heiraction upon the kidneys is pronounced aml most, beneficial, and by rcsxoring hexlthy action, they correct im- purities in the. l-luuzl. Many men Want 10 be great and a few try to Lu- good. I“. .1. CHENEY .9 00., Toledo. 0. field by Druggists, 75c. ' HA2?! Family l’ills are the best. $100 Reward, $100 *sgéfigss Edamafifinmflnefigé m This is Worth $50.00 The perm“ sending us the first correct. answer to both questions will be given a Full Businrss Courw Schofam in v'n nne of the best. business colleges 0! Toronto, the who of w L .z is ls‘flsy Dollars. For xhc third $20 . O O. ‘ ‘or can-h of the next \hree correct, snswen to both queauom we wm gm a Gold ‘W’atch «0th $20.00. This watch has a genuine Swiss Jewel Mpvement. atem'wind. heavy solid case, urtistivufly engraved, and a good Mme-keep“. WriLe the answers plainiy and enclose $1.00 for 26 mouthg' subscrip. tion to Tm: Slmoxs' MAO/m“. All 1e! tens must be addressed to Tnxfixmoxs' Mm All! 1:, Confaiemtiou Lfife Building. Toronto, Canada. and the envelop-:- marked ”companion." To give everyone A fair opporumét} . time will be snowcd {or um paper to reach its readers one! for Mt": so r-aurh “a from the dismm pans of Canada. mixing intocomidcrmion the tune 01 um mails in transiz. The competitor the («then away will have :th tame ommrluniay u those nearest. No two prizes will be given to one person. . Every possible one will be token to man! the pun. justly, Here is a splendid opponuniz ' (or my young mm or woman to gem o business education for ONE DO LAB. or one of the echo: prim. Confederation 6729 SIEMONS’ MAGAZINE. 001prth the (gnawing namrs m" Canaan: name the province in which each I3 mtuated : A _WI)_T_..â€"â€"G C-I:-â€"-RY cu. UMV‘VDm-v- v..._, , V ushers of TH! Smmll' Minn". CANADIAN SHORTHAND INSTITUTE, 60 Carlton St" Toronto. Oct. 20. 1903. ($3.) J.C.Chuv.u, Princlpd. copv ”Kinsman I hereby agreeto 'u the scholunhi . an advertised IDOVO 00 the successiul compact . on duly Ilzn commute from the 5m. ushers 01TH: quon' Muuull. , ,-_- â€"-â€"~v . u“ tumiflwu Q2517 ism If your answer â€"BY THâ€"M THE CONDITIONS OF COMPETITION “701111111 to 11101 YOU w r to both uesbions we will give in ash : For (‘3 :h of me next ten correct, Inn-crow both uueu'h s.~ «‘9 win g; “me“ ““ ' q - 3 :- 9026 Watch Vflued at $10.00. WILL EARN izes §$50 cog in Prém @831- Wiewpfip~imw Worth s50 00 i 7 rm- 1. WP: :11 :25. oo mo do‘?’ ‘-â€"_‘__ Â¥-v-_- . at oorrnct answer to both questions i ‘The person sending us the second correct. we: no bot-h «lac-(Sons inrss Gourde Schoiam‘ ' in nne nf . Will be given a shorthnnd_com¢pondcnco achokréhip Iron: om- a: u..- 'Ioromn, the vulue of “havh is “my 1 heat. shonhaud immune: nu Tomum, which will axing cue hslder 2' i cmxptete {union by mail. Vdno Twen! y-flve Dollar-n. or is correct you have the opportunity of winntng . good «prize :nd securing A Business Education for One Dolls:- Life Building a Toronto “\"cs ’ said t‘m: star bOarder, "I've got, an attack of dvspupsiu " ‘1 m sure you didn' L got, it her.- snuppcd Mrs. Stintom prumpUy. r “L‘L-rtainly not. Therdoctm I got it frum eating somr-thing.’ ..,'d 9.... Grace: “1 must refuse him, poor fellow. but I wish 1 could do some- thing to Imam: tho: pain of it." Maud ”Got somcune to It'll him that you haven’t so much mum-y as he thinks you have." MM; ‘09 Monor: “That Ivohley is or van Nowlcai : ”Not, much ! Why, vr van Newlvaii: "Nut much ‘. Why, when he lends a fellow money he expat-ts to got it back '.” Take One of Dr. Agnew‘s Liver Pm: 1ft“ dinner. It w!!! promote digestion and overcome my evil clients of too hearty eating. Safe, prompt. active. painless and pleasant. This efiocttve little pill is sup~ planting 331 the old school nauseous purit- dm. 40 doses. to cents...” Minaid'stlnfimantis usedhy Physic Mamma (to applicant for posili'm of nurseumid). “Why won: you Iii.)- chm‘god from your last plum?" Ap- plicant: “Because I sometimes for- got to wash Um children, ma'am." Chorus of Children: “012, mammal, please engage her !" Good Diucatfimn Shoulzl wall; on Appe t.i(e.--']‘o hm’u the ssomuclx well is to have them-Hons >3's‘exn WP“. Very dvlir‘ate :m: the diges‘tive organs. ln some so sen- sitive are they Hm; atmospheric change; affect them. “'lmu they become disar- mugod no better remedy is procumhle than Purmelec‘s VegetaL-la Pills. They will assist the digcsuon so that the hearty ezner will sufi’er no inconvenient)". . m! will derive all the benefits of his food. Her Mother: "You will assume a. grnvc responsibility when ynu marry my daughter. Remember, she was brought, up the lap of luxury." ”or Adorm': "Oh, she‘s pretty W011 usmd to my lap now." 7L0 both question: we will fiskfm Miami's and take no other. The Englishmzm’ J idea of L Toast, jam and teaâ€"-a ch43; stomach to assimilate properiy the blood to the stom 1-2ch and Blue Ribbon Tea is tea phat ,. Black. Mixed Ceylon Green «YE’CDWMW Wuv M'{ a} $3 .00 x $300M Y TAD” memm 38:3 3358:“: . A4 A A .‘S GAS NOT NEEDED Mal“.- It: is pure teaâ€"{rec of tannixgwappetizing and nutritious. Try the Red Label Brand for your breakfast._ NOT '1‘] HIRE Tm: blzums‘ “mum.“ is Ibo caning prize: of $15.00. $1"~"‘- 5-“ $5 :10 fnr u.» phohvs of Lhn pmttr bubies of Canada. l‘nr particular. « Lhés coma-t sm- the hovembar number of the nmrluc. f 30:: mm. ‘ secure a cars from your ncwudcder. serd us in , m nanny; m save: at ‘2 we will mull you one. THE suzmous' MAGAZINE Tm: Sxmmss' anle is one of me brighten puhfivafiozxs in Cummiu It in a boat for the home. sud connina nutter of iut‘cfl‘t 10 m X.- memher of the funih‘. and much rnluablc And 1:»qu inhrmxiw 13-2' I- worth much more than the subscription prim. A GOOD THING FOR BOYS We want: for bright. hon-n boy- w do some work to: us in m- r om_iogdity, tad w. wi“ aux-t. them in business free. Writs m hr VIE ARE OFFtfllNG 818 PAY TO AGENTS Wowmtbhwgoodtrusbwanhy :mts. Write m for particular- mud we win show yoga how you can nuke good mom‘y a: may work ‘3‘ ~- 11." A aluy pro V Hon. BEND [N Y U3 ASSWERS To QUISSTKOEIS ANT. SECURE ONE: OF THE PRIZES. “ . m pubfiahen invite uuesuzuiau as to Ihci‘.‘ ”liability Ind mu- notch! finding. For airy oiiiéi (Earâ€"rat; E5155H151§I qu'szinm 9. Prize wi 1 he give" eqyz‘n Hem. in _\a.}l1¢ lo the 31,00 PhC}05€'d with sauna}. .; u-c next twenty corn-ct mane-s to wow u” the qucnu’ov n9 $2.00 IN CA5”! F3: we wi. 'A report of the competition and name: of prin- wiuncm wil! appcar the Janusry indue of the Human. when prizes will hr nuwr-lod. A frog is at the bottom of a. thirty-foot awell. and every time he jump: up three feet. he fails back two feet. How' many jumpu will it require for the frog to get out 'i 4OCOW should I). -a chop mebbeâ€"just enough {006‘ roperiyâ€"thc warmth of the tea to? h and assist'digcstion. the daintiest and crisp-lest leaves 4 THE 9AB|E$' P|CTURE GALLEFV MRS Damn . "Do vou know who is an. of the most gucxcssful men in the country 1’" Egbert : "Who?’ ' “Why the humor." "How do yuu make {but out ‘2" “BL-cause he is not sum-«5r m am): where else.’ Miss Bxightlic: “Oh, Mr. Send], lhure's a young 1311:; here toâ€"x:lghtl know you will like." Mr. Search: know you will like." Mr. Sean‘h: "I. feel extzemely flamered to find that you ‘ haA'e made such a. idea. stud); of my tastes. Plcnsg descn'be her." Miss Brighih'e : V“She's Worth a hundred thousand dollars." Present surplus funds $400,000.03 Amount of ‘ claims paid ................ $1,432.00600 Sick benefits if you want the::.. Write either W. F. MONTAGU , Grand Recorder, Hamilton, ammo: W. F. CAMPBELL. I'I’S A GOOD THING. BETTER TAKE IT. Present membership 2 Present No. of Counâ€" The Danadian Order of Ghasen Friends Km hfinazd’s Linimsut in the House. A8$€SSKE55T SYSTEM. 77 King St, East. 'l'mntc. Par manthurez-s. JACKETS, CAPERINES. STOLIB. K l'I-‘FE. at ctoac price!» Sum towns“; [AW FOR! AND OEKNNG wanted. price 115*.7 akfast f5 :1 healthy and W123, ravenous BOO" h . dispatched '0 sub-amass bv first In: a 'w: A._,.A__ --..- ;._.A- fiawsggsys‘?“ an; com: 4 BASTEDO «3:: GO W5. DAWSON a: $035. Limited, L‘smun House. Bream‘s Buildings. Lmden,’ Eng" ad. The largest Subscription Ageacy 12.13:: ss-ziJ. Send for curlzst. Free: on appiicazion. list 1509. Preamp! and :1" ”a“: Fauéiw, Sufism Eggs, flimsy, fippias, THE Dawson Gammisgian {$9.1 Grand Organizer, Hamilton. 0:; cils ......... v-0 , and crispicst leaves of 111? PUBELV CANADIAN. £55 Ail [($333 {I Canada FER}:- .3 and Farm Fr duce genera. consign it to 211': we wi‘i you good crize A83! for the Rod Lubol