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Kc mentioned by the way that the best elephants in East Africa wave to be found in the neighborhoodi of Lake Rudolf. of which one shore forms part of the eastern boundary of the Uganda Protectorate the lake itself lying in East Afxim. is howave., new to add t are may be 6. possibility of trou- 'n that quarter fi'om the five ‘ who hava not 51.: been A Reveiafion to Lovers Uncertainty in the Pursuit of Lionsâ€"Big Fish in the Nile. "I regret that I cannot, venture to name the locality when: the best shooting is to be had. for although' I mlv ..._ .v'_-_ V, shooting is to be had. for although I was told of some places which were better than others, the information which I was able to pick up on a rapid tour Was so incomplete that it mig‘it be misleading to put, it. on recan'd. I will confine myself to say- !ng that if I Were a younger man I should certainly loco no time in «ml-in; a s’rorting tour in East. Afri- ca," says Sir Edward Buck in tliu Englishman. “The country has not been overshot yet. but every year will tend to make the game more shy. And I will add that. 1 should be tempted to push on th'mJL-h Uganda to the Albert Lake and thence down the Nile to Egypt. thus avoiding the long sea. journey rorvnri h); the RM Sea. The road from Entebbe. at which place the traveller is landed by the Viv- toria. Lake steamer, to the Albert, Lit-~20 is a very good one. and the journey ta.‘<es about eight days. At. the like a boat is procnrable which tales: passengers through the 123:0 down the upper rea'hcs of the Nile. Then a Week’s journey by land is HUNTING THE ELEPHANT made imperative by rapids which ren'ker the river unna irablo. After this march the traveller can proceed in a Steamer direct to Cairo. "The sportsman will find another ad-nntage on this route. He may take out a. second license for shootâ€" ing in the Uganda Protectorate under the same restrictions as in the East Afxica Protectorate, th ‘s doubling the mmtber of animals which he may kill, an“! as he has a. better chance than elsewhn'e of meeting with male ele- phants with exceptionally good tusks he may. if he is fortunate, obtain ivory, of which the value will be materially more than the license fee. of £50. And he will have obtained perhaps some fairly good tusks in the East Africa. Protectorate of whi<h the price will if he chooses to sell the ivory. make up the whole of "As I have referred to the eh.L pliant, it will not be out of place to mentiun that on board the lake steamer I met an interesting charac- ter who ham devoted the last ten years of his life to elephant hunting. He was then returning from the Convo forests, whi'h lie beyond thc Ugan'iz} Protectorate. and in which he said the finest ivory and the greatest abxzmlance of clmhants were to be found. The ofien season in the Congo State is six months, of which he 'hnfl onlir had time for the last two, but in that period he had shot ninetem males. Naturally the tusk's were exceptionally good and lie had sold the ivory at Entebbe at the rate of “011- of the temptations. at least it Would be so to me, on this: route. is the fish'ing on Lake Albert and in some of the ranches of t‘w Nile. A fish which‘ afipears to behave very like :ho umbscer is ven- plentiful. and one was taken last year WEIG RING 90 POUNDS. the £100. leaving th'e only charges to be met the cost of shikaries, coolics and food. As far as I could ascer- tain the charges for these are not excoseive. provided that the tent car- ried is light. FINDING 0F BIG GAS EAST AFRICA. skill and care to land. {or a. sum, which after paying to the Congo myth'orities the percentage of 20 per cent, which they require: left him with a net profit materially over £1,000. “In answer to my inquiries whe- ther he did not find it a. dangerous occupation, he replied that th'ere was very little danger from the elephant. prodded that the hunter takes care. which he should always be able to do, to keep to the leeward of the aniâ€" mal. But the slightest breath of air on the windward side will carry the scent t0 the elephant, who win at once be alarmed and may posx'ihly turn and charge. He was only once ch‘urgeii himsc!f, but Stopped the beast with a. bullet in the forehead. He Had an 8-bore rifle. but seldom used it, preferring much a 40â€"bore with which. on thi.~ occasion in» had killed his nineteen tuskers. Tlic Worst danger which had to he encountered was. he said. from the rhinoceros. which, lurking in um thick grass, would Charge him. as lie was stalking t.hc,elo:hant, and from them he 11ml one or-twa narrow escapes. “But.’ he added, ‘I love tlie life, and no- thing would induce me now to take to any other trade. Ceylon_ Ice. '10:: Tea. is the real genuine delicious arti purity. Sold only in sealed 19 ad packets. tural GREEN. _]§y all grocers. 4...: finanmo. a"... vâ€"â€"â€"â€"â€"7 v v Received the gold medal SIX RUPEES A POUND of the cup that cheers. D§é§plormg ‘“ on ~one " ”o . the hunter of the elephant, of which the flesh is THEIR FAVORITE FOOD. “But I shall be expected to say something about lions. The main thing to be said about them is the uncertainty of finding them. I will give an instance. On the railway journey between Port Florence and Nairobi an Austrian Count, who with a married companion and his wife had been shooting in the neigh- borhood. joined the train, bringing his trophies with him. He had kill- ed. 1 was told, nine lions within a month. whereas last year in six Weeks he had not, been able to find a single one. The fair Austrian. I may mention, was got up like the short skirted 'l‘yrolese peasant girl of the opera. and presented a very picturesque and sporting appearance. she. too, had killed her lions, that is, some of the nine. “More, then, I cannot say about. the King of the Forest except that the authorities want their lions kill- ed. and that the sportsman must, when he arrives in the country. make inquiries about the localities where lions have most recently been seen or are most likely to be found. Thus on the day that we returned to the coast we were told at a small sta- tion named Siniba, which being in- terpreted means lion, that five lions had just been seen in the vicinity. and that if there was any sportsman in the train who was anxious to kill a. lion he had better stop and go af- ter them at once. It is, by the way in the same neighborhood, not much more than 200 miles from Mombas- na, that 'rhinos' can often be seen from the train. It was a contested will case, and one of the Witni‘SSCS, in the course of giving his evidence, described the tes- tator minutely. Statistics Show There Are Not Very Many of Them. There is a great misapprehension as to the number of millionaires in New York and in the world. Chaun- cey M. Depew said recently that there were 100,000 millionaires in the United States. According to a great commercial agency, which is probably nearer right. there are on- ly 77,000. The Financial Red Book, a most carefully compiled publica- tion gives the names of practically all the persons in the United States who are supposed to be worth more than $300,000. And there are only 15,000 names on the list. No claim is made that the name of every per- son worth that amount or more is given, but the proportion of those left out is extremely small, for a most exhaustive investigation has been made. In the last few years there has been a marked tendency among men of wealth to conceal the amount of their worldly posessions The first incentive in this respect is the vulgar prominence given to the man who has lots of money. There are other reasons men have for sup- pressing knowledge of the amount of their wealth. Some wish to avoid heavy taxation and give false returns. Another man may have made his money in a business not commonly supposed to be especially lucrative. and he doesn't care to have his afBUence blazoned forth to arouse competition. “Now, sir,” said counsel for the defence. “I suppose we may take it. from the flattering dcscrigtion you have given of the tuqtntor, his good points and his' personal appearance generally, that you were intimately acquainttd with him?" "This place has, however, the dis- advantage of being visitied more of- ten than others by Momlrassa spons- men. including naval oflicers from any of the men-ofâ€"war anchored in the harbor, in View of its being within easy compass of a week end trip. And the game. especially, of course. antelopes and gazellcs, is correspondingly shy. On the other hand, in many places the animals are too easily approached, and except for the zest which accompanies a de- sire to obtain recm‘d horns, most of the antelope shooting is somewhat tame sport, as may be inferred from the name ‘head hunting,’ which is given to it locally." "Him!" exclaimud the witness. "He was no acquaintance. of mine." "in:!.-vd! 'Well. then, you must haw observed him very carefully Wham-Nor you saw him?" pursued the rxmnining counsel. the rcfly. This. prcvuricatinn. as coun'scl thought it, was too much, and, aLderting u. severe tune. he said: “Now. now. don't. trifle with the Court. 1:11'851‘. How, I ask you, could you. in the name of goodness, de- scribo him so minutely. if you never saw him and never knew him?" “Well," replied the witness. and the smile which overspread his fea- tures evontpally rusScd over the count. “you sac. I umrricd his widow." After a. woman has told one-third of a story a man can guess the rest. AMERICAN MILLIONAIRES. highest award at St. Louis. m-vm- saw him in my life,” was article in all its native ets. Black, Mixed or Na- REASON ENOUGH. Gentlemen of the Olden Days Were Very Expensive Dressers. How comparative everything is, after all! Those of us who have fol- lowod the daily sales of a. certain young nobleman's wardrobe, with its eighty-three dressing gowns of pink moire. heliotrope, and other gay silks. and so on through a. dazzling and almost endless array of fine fen.- thersâ€"a. wardrobe large and sump- tuous enough to have equipped a score of eighteenth-century beauxâ€" might. be pardoned for thinking that. surely no man. since the days of Solomon, had ever had such gor~ geons and costly raiment. But we need go back no farther than to the days of the first Duke of Buckingham to find even such sar- torial wonders put completely into the shade. Here is a description of George Villiers. who is said to have spent over five million dollars on personal jewellery alonetâ€" . “It was common with him at an ordinary dancing to have his clothes trimmed with great diamond but- tons, and to have diamond hat- bands. cockadcs, and earrings: to be yoked with great and manifold ropes and knots of pearls; in short. to bc manclod, lettered, and imprisoned in jewels. At his going over to Paris in 1625 he had twontysoven suits of clothes made. the richest that om- broidery, lace. silk, velvet, gold. and gems could contribute, one of which was a white uncut vein-t. set all over. both suit and cloak. with diamonds valued at $400,000, be- sides a great feather stuck all over with diamonds. as well as his sword and spurs." And yet this king of dandios ended his days in a wretched country inn, and in a state of ABSOLUTE DES'I‘I'I‘U’l‘lON. The gaily-urrayod Duke of Buckingâ€" ham had a not unworthy rival in the Lord Villit-rs of whom Mrs. 1ch lany tulls us that he appeared at the Court of St. Janws's in 1773 “in a coat of pale purple vclvvt, turned up with lemon-color. embroidered all over with SSâ€"cs of pearls as big as peas. and in all the. spaces little mo- dallions in beaten gold in various figures of Cupid and the like." 0 MEN LOVE FINE FEATHERS GREAT FORTUNES SPENT IN CLOTHES AND JEWELS. And in the same year We read of an honorable member making an appear- ance at. Westminster thus gloriously attired. He had a silk coat. of \ar- icg‘ated colors. 8. pinkâ€"silk waistcoat breeches richly embroidered in silâ€" ver, white silk stockings with pink clocks. and large buckles of silver on shoes of pink satin. Add to this a gaily-colored stock covered with exquisite lace, mid hair dressed high and held in position with quite a. forest of pearl-headed pins, and we have a. picture of sumptuous attire which even Solomon might have en- vied. King William IV., plain sailor as he efl‘ected to be. had an eye to pic- torial cfl'ect, in his own person. Here are a few items from an inventory of his wardrobe: “All the coats he had ever had for iiity years; 300 whips; canes without number, every sort of uniform, the costumes of all the orders in Europe. white kid trousers lined with white satin, mils of Mechlin lace, mantles oi crimson, purple, and green velvet. and plus-- tered with gold." But, William, King though he was, was a. man of sober raimcnt com- pared with some of his subjects; for while he was airing his velvets was not young Disraeli walking in T-Tyde Park in this ORIENTAL SPLENDOR: A leatoâ€"colorcd coat lined with satin purple trousers with a. gold band down the outer scam, a scarlet walstcaat, long lace ruffles falling down to the tips of the fingers. and white gloves with diamond rings outside them. Every age, there can be no doubt. has had its human peacocks who love to flaunt their rainbow-feathers for the envy of their more sober fel- lows. Ilerc, for instance, is a. pic- ture of a young nobleman of the time of the first George. He wore a coat richly embroidered, a. laced waistcoat with goldâ€"worked button- holes, and black velvet brooches. His shirt-bosom and wrists were smoth- ered in fine Mechlin lace, his gold- clocked sfiockings rolled up over the knees, and his feet were enclosed in rod-heeled shoes with brilliant buckâ€" les. Fis long-queued wig was heav- ily perfumed and powdered, his deli- cate hands were white gloved: he wore a sword with gold-tasselled knot, and hilt adorned with rich Illi- gree work, and in one hand he pois- ed a gold enamelled snufi-box. 4L- or V cy of at least $2,500. V Inllrm'.‘ so exacting woz‘t- xhc King's sauwial requirements that he kopt a. Ian-3.x tailoring ustuh!i.~.hxumxt constantly employed in L-Xucuting his orders.â€" Londun "fit-Hits. A nnmriounly L\‘.)su,~11t-mindod law- yer rush.“ into a shop on n. rainy day and bought, uud paid for an um- lm-lln. Hi»:v‘.'\'uht 01' the Weather, the sulvsnmn (liu xml. wrap the purchase up, um! um luwyvr curried the um- brcllu us fur us the (1001‘. There, placing: his new purrhusv against the Wall. he stum‘ori 1,0 nntn- something in a nu-moz-nnsi-zlm-lmoix. HaVing I'm- ishc'd this he started out. ful'gotting' what he had bought. Soon after. he rushed into another door of the same shop. and requested to be supplied with an umbrella. “I thought-I had one with me when I left home!" he said apologeticully, ,“but I, must have forgotten to take it.” A second salesman sold him an- other umbrella, which he ca.ried away. As he was about to leave the shop, the first man stQDDpd him.” wâ€"v‘, -_._, -,__.~ 7, 7,, "You left~ ‘yourr uinlfi'élla. Stir," 'he said. hfing up the original 'purâ€" ,L 4-} VICKY MOT - did!” cried the 1m- lawyer, “and I suppose I’ve ' 0150’ s!" Thereu‘pon he d purchase into - the 9d shrvaxmngcvfié E'SIZA 'T -.‘H.\: H l) Mr. Boone h'wzl been ailing for eight years. seven of which '110 was unable to work from the effects of Buccx'ach'c and Kidney Complaint. He was all aches and Mains. He was treated by several doctors», and after Seven months in the hospi- tal was svnt liomc as incurable. It was there that, reading of curw in the ncxvsapnpers led Him to 11,90 Dodd's Kitimw l‘illa. It. took twenty-one boxes to cure him, but today he is strong um! well and hard at war: lobster fishing. Cottt-l's Cove, Nfld., Doc. 26. â€" (Su)cciul.).â€"'l‘he days of miracles are past. but the cure of Joseph Boone of this place almost. ranks with the Sensational cum»: 0! the earlier ages. “And do you really want; to be my son?" :1s"0(l the widow Mullins of yownzz Spudds. who had asked for her d:ux.:htcr‘s hand. "I ('nn‘t say that I do," ro'li'ed the truthful suit- or. “I want to be Hclun's hus- People here have learned that. if {lie disease is of the Kidneys or from the Kidneys Dodud’s Kidney Pills will cure it. band." WAS SENT HOME He Was Unable to Work for Sev- en Years Before He Used the Great Canadian Kidney Remedy TEIEN JOS. BOONE FOUND HEALTH IN DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS. Has Every Prospect of Long Life Before Him. The, Kin-g is sixtyâ€"th‘ree, and one‘of his s.illed medical ud‘dsei‘s recently informed at frieml that he could see no reason why this most popular and valuable u-f nwnurchs should not like as long 115, or longer than, did his august mother, Queen Victoria. As we all lrnow, his Maesty in his tune has hm] several grime attacks of ill- ness. 'l‘here was that. terrible time 'munv years ago when the nation watched anxiously about his sick bed. when he slowly freed himself from the dread grip of typhoid fever, and that even more terrible one on the eve of his coronation. which is still so \ivi-zily in the memory of all df us. Then his Majesty, in the course of his lifetime. has had several misty acci- dents. When he was a little boy he was climbing over a live-barred gate whm he fell and cut his face so ‘bad- ly that for utime it was feared there would be permanent 'diSfig-urement. As :1 young man he was hunting once with Nagoleon III. at Compiegne, when an antlered stag rushed sudden- ly across his hath, knocking him off his horse and bruising him badly. (.‘mn‘purutively recently. that is to say. a little over six years ago, he w-as staying at Wuddemn Manor as a guest of Baron l~‘erilin.md dc Roths- child, when he slipped on the stairâ€" case and sustained a compound frac- ture of me LXI-scrap. Yet to-day, thanks to Providence, he is as healâ€" thy a mum as any of his subjects. “A splendidly healthy youth," was a dc» scription of him written by Profemor Pliayfair when as Prince of Wales he Wis stuminer under him at Edin- burgh. “A splendidly healthy man, {mil likely to remain so,:' is the venklict nearly half a. century later of the King's doctors. Help your childrt‘n to grow strang and robust, by cuuntcrnctim: anything: that causes illâ€"health. One great. cuuse of (lisonsv in rhiltlren is worms. Reâ€" move them with Mother Gruvcs' Worm l<‘\H-rminntm'. It never fniis. You cannot. be huppv while you hnxc cnrns. 'l‘hon do not delay in m-tting a bottle of Hollownys Corn Cure It removes all kinds of corns without pain. Failure with it is unknown. Dr. J. Cantlie, in his lecture at the Leon-don Polytelmic, strongly recom- mundud the hilt as calculated to pro- mote. the health and strength of lads. Mothers (he said) often desired their boys to look “'0 men, and so put them into tigl t-ritting postuunes which cramped their movements and almost retarded their dovelonment. The kilnd shirt, on the. contrary, gave a warmth to the loins which was most, conducive to strength in future years. 1.0%! Roberts has paid a. stri‘ in': trilmtc to the physical en- duran c of hfs l-iltol soldiers, anti there could 'be no doubt that the Hit. an excellent thing for men. was, from the health 10int of View, a most admirable dress for boys THE KING AT SIXTY-THREE. mags In Sign! Now it’s that white-haired old man; weak digcstion and cold blood. He needs Crowded street. People passing by. Old and young. All eager about their own affairs and always somebody in plain sight who needs Scott's Emulsion. to warm him, feed him, and strengthen his stomach. See that pale girl P She has thin blood. Scott’s Emulsion will bring new roses to her face. There goes a young mag w1th narrow Chest. Con- sumption - is his trouble. Scott’s [Emulsion sOothes rag- gedJuii so and increases flesh and firefight? _ And here PUT YOUR BOY 1N KILTS. Sceit’s Emaflsion AS INCURABLE .S]. Many Famous Books Were Writ- ten While the Authors Suf- fered Torture. There are few finer examples of the heroism ol‘ the study than that pre- sented by the late Professor li‘inscn, the discmerux of the light-cure fox lupus, who died so recently. For the lust tWenty years pf his too short life he suffered from painful diseases of the hcmt and Hum to which dropsy was su; xcrudch , and it was only by daily self- denial and the strictest. of dietng that he “us able to li»c at all. SOME LITERARY HEROES Yet for all these years, lch'd in the very 51111di of dr‘at‘h and in constant sufl'el‘ing. he stuck bra, cly to his great. lith\VOr. , even studying his own disâ€"- «uses with the keenest. attention and writing at‘tivlcs on them for medical journals 'J‘he last, two 01 three voars ui his life wore spent lving on his bmk, unublt- oven to be carried to his bciou-d Institute a few yards away: and yet the lion-h'vartwi scion- tist never relaxed for a single day his gu‘lunt fight for his fellowâ€"men against disease. GREAT FEATS WHICH THEY HAVE ACCOMPLISHED. '1 he heroism of the Danish profcf-tsor rcmin”s one of a Similar brave bat- tlc waged by an English professor, J. R. Green, the historian, against dis- may and you It Was in 1869, when the disease which hud assailed him for manv years finally prostratai him and when the doctors gave him no hope of living more than six months, that, Green set to work to write his famous “Short History of tho Enq- lish People." Day after day he toiled at his tas‘c, holding dopcmtciy on to life and in a STATE OF CICASELFSS PAIN and exhaustion: and so ‘brave was the mans spirit that he actually pro- longed his life for five years. Even he was bound to confess, “I wonder how in those years of physical pain and despondcncy I could ever have written L‘ o boo‘i at all." :cneral Grant‘s "Autobiograrhy," which bi‘OUght his widow the enorm- ors sum of $500,000, was written under even more trying conditions than Green’s “History.” In 1884. the year before his death, the ex- President found himself bankrupt UhTOUgh the failure of a bank in which he was a partner. and fate to face with the prospect of dying penniless and leau'ng his wife destitute. It was at this terrible crisisathat he began to Write the. story of his stir- ring: career for a firm of publishers. But the Clip of his misfortune was not yet full. A cancer formed at the root, of his tongue, and the gallant soldier. 'alreudy doomed to death, was compelled to write day after day, suf- fering comma! and severe agony. He. completed his colossal task jimt four days before the merciful end came, having thus performed in his study and in his bedroom an act of hero- ism which has never been eclipsed on anv fie‘d of battle. Mrs. Browning, too, one remembers wrote most of her beautiful poems “confined to a darkened chamber, to whiCh onlv her own family and a few devoted friends could be admitted. in great weakness and almost unin- termittent suffering, with her favor- ite spaniel as her companion." THE GERMAN POE'I‘ HEINE was another martyr and Hero of the study. The last seven years of his life Wore Spent on 'his “mattress- gravc." racked witii such excruciat- ing pain that he had to take doses of opium large enough to have killed several men in ur-:.er to give him a few blossmi hours of freedom from it. 'I‘iirOUgh all these years of torâ€" ture he not only bore himself with a. noble resignation and checrfulness, 'but producod many of his finest and most finish‘td Works, including his “Last 1’00an and 'l‘h'ovghts” and his “Con- fessionm" The satisfaction of having tlz: washing done early in the day and well done, belongs to ever; user of Sunlight Soap. 10;; Sir Walter Svott’s heroic struggle witli misfortune and failing health (fining; the closing: yL-zu's of his life is DC‘l'haLTS 100 “‘(‘ll known tn Call for more than mmtiun. After the com- mercial crash ('nmc which 1"“. him crushed with (it-ht and with shuttered healvh. he art to work “with wom'iml eves and wont brain" and toiled for Years. often as much as fourteen hours a. day. until tlw and came, and with it. thv lifting of all burdens, in~ eluding that of his debts, every penny of which his nmnumcntal toil had paid. Who does not recall the patience and pluck wliiuh onuhlod Frank Smud- lvy to “The his: hooks on :1 “bad of anguish”; how for years Edna Lyall litvrally lmpt at buy by liar bramt spirit ntfd her busy pen: how Mr Clark liussk-ll has prosorvcd a bright Spirit an"! set a magnificent example of pation‘n and industry while on "the daily rack of rheumatism"; and how much of Sir Artliur Sullivan's sweetest music was distilled from gvain'Pâ€"London Tit-Bits. The United States War and Navy departments are Close observers of events at the front, and mnong other points which attract their particular atlontir‘n is {hat of ”1(- wcathvr con- ditions acrompanying the operations of .‘hr- two fm‘r‘os. O'fi‘u'iat Forum’s; Show Hint ahnost Emory mumfiam' :z 'â€" tinn >inr0 gun, 121mm}, 311:] lune-m:- Have bcz'onm factors in warfare was. accompanied m‘ followed by th‘unfidcrâ€" stomns or heavy rainfalls. In fact, the continuous discharge of firearms and heavy ordnance is said to be the direct cause of this natural phenom-o anon. sa id sure "I appreciaéo the fact that, you have honoreu me with a proposal.” BATTLES AND RATNF‘ALL tho ~ur girl; “but are you «vym loxc for me is fine 1011] V "Perhaps not, ”‘ replied the g grow), “but It 'i ' ‘ an"; gust as gtiodi" ()ld Hoggs~““’ant to marry my d:t11;.,hlex', (:‘h? “but. me you; pro- spmts for ma‘inr a lixing?” Mr. Dundurhogd (with’ modckty)~â€" “Oh, I'm do 0 ding on a, great labor-sav- in; ila-xi (9." Old Foggyâ€"“Indeed; what is it?" Mr. Dundc head (with more modvsty)â€"“Oh. I thought, I'd UN: on my futb'erâ€"in-lgw!" JTarryâ€"“Iingage‘l to tWo girls! What an- you going to do?" Jackâ€" “Dun't 'now yet. (,nly one thing I’m sure of is that I'm not going to marry 'em both." M‘nard's Linimenl Reiieves Neuralgia To discern and tlevl immediately with causes and overcome them. rather than to battle with efiects after the disease has secured a. lodgment, is the chief aim of the medical man, and Bicklc's AnU-Consumptlvc Svrup is the result of patient study along this particular line. At. the first appearance of a cold the Syrup will be found umost emcient remedy. urrexting development and upccdily healing the affected parts, so that. the ailment disappears. Po‘iconum-"Comc along now, quietly, or it. Will be the worse for you." '1‘0010yâ€""I’H not. The magis- trate told me Iakt time never to he bro--_-._ht befox'c h'm again. an' I'm going to obey his instructions.” WM??? Not many years ago a. lad was cm- ployod to look after cows on a dairy farm. One day the master told him. to give the best cow Um feeds of turnips on Sunday morning. Tomâ€"“Did Maud tell you the truth when you as‘-‘od for her age?" Pickâ€"â€" Yes.” Tom-“What. did she say?" Dickâ€"“She said it was, nunc of my b1:sims=." An ahpm‘utns has been placed on the market for tx‘nnsz‘ribing mu‘dc. l'. mites down automatically the musi- cal notes as they are played. THE DAWS‘T‘N COMMISSION 00.. Limited Cor. West Ilarkot an! Oolborno Stu. 1'08081'0. The lad did as usual, and when he had finished feeding the cows he emp- tied two I'L-cds of turnips in front of thc pump. When his master came up he Said: "Nuw. John. what have you been after this morning? ‘What do you mean by thcsv 1) ing 'hcx'c‘?:' John qujntly replhd: "Well, master, you told me to give the best cow two foods of turnips, so I did. I thought, that was the best cow you, had." It takes about three seconds for a message to go from one end of the Atlantic cable to the other. Clamâ€"”Are you enraged to Douâ€" glass for good?" Gertrudeâ€"“It looks so. I don't think he'll ever be able to marry me.” .A Recognized Rogulator.--To bring the digestive organs into symmetrical work- ing is the aim of physicians When they u'mi a. patient um‘icrmg i‘rmn stomachic irregularities. and for this purpose they can prescriln nothim: better than Par- melce's Vem-tuhlv l’ills. which will he lound a. pleasant medicine of surm‘w‘ virtue in bringing.r the refractory organs into subjection and restoring them t< normal action, in which condition only can they perform their duties properly Good Digestion Should Wait nu Agitâ€" titc.â€"â€"To have the stomach well is to have the nervous system well. \or) delicate are the digestive organs. in some so scnsitivc are they that atmos- pheric changes affect them. When thev become (iisarranc‘cd no misc:- r~--_'u'u.t-? is rocurahle than Parmclce's Vc‘zzutl‘.“ l’ilrs. They will assist the digestion that the hcm-ty cater wm suilcr no in- £11301 his food MM.WHI-v ow'r Soo'ruma SYKU? ha been val! .0 million of mothtn {or me!" children wh‘lo Loathing. hmo'henhe whild. tofu-us 1hr gums. shay-pain. In: re! windcolicwegulnws Lhelwmach and bowels. undia be In “remedy for U-ll’lhtxb. Twenty-me cant; ‘ houh Sold by druggilu throughout the world. Be Dun nnl utter" Mn ,. anm w'udoorumu u “my." 21-“ Minard‘s Linlmant [lures Dandwfi. Did yo‘u‘cyor wait. m'c‘urink that waif? Victim ( troubles Dr. Chase's Syrup o‘t Linseed and 'J‘urpcntinc is best known on account of its extraordinm‘ygmntrol over cmup, bronchitis. whooping cough, asthma and severe Chest; colds. As a means of ou-rcoming ordinary coughs and colds, throat. irritation and the many diseases "of the, tit tom bronchial tubes and it hi 'made'un enviable. rep mach: ~bidity. m: L Jr} awe-9m VJ Minard's Linimant fur saie eveww’here 11‘ you could depend on a cold passing off of its own accord it would he all very well to lot it run its course. The risk is too great. Consumption and pneumonia .11- :‘uys; haw.- thuir huginnings in a Cold. H 5‘01: l:l~-- bruit-M :‘(tnmz m‘ m.. DR. GHASE’S SYRUP 0F LINSEED All] TURPENTINE Take No Risk With a Gaké Further Developments May Prove Fatal. is Cure for You in 1111 iJ/Efié 7 TH‘I'I BEST CO’W 11E HAD 03. A. w. muses 0mm nuns 250- QHL $1112; 01' rrr nvcr Slflv Venn { throat And muzfy cure. Calarrh And a Font. Blows free. All dealer; or LA. W. Chas Medicine Co.. Toronto Ind Bufl‘alb yum-pi ream; ul' ul- .,;--: _\nzl “in. nm‘m' Irv. a lump m' uLhL-r fatal lung rm by the [amid Blows. ah the Ike“. clean the d: gauges, {tops dropping: In (In I. sent fine; to the dlseued of it. uiive or c‘ Also your figsâ€"“That's Miss Kadaey. You don‘t Want. to meet her. do you?" Jo sâ€"“( h, yes, I should be delight» ed. ' firsâ€""B t 110‘on really “'65 her.” Jessâ€"“I .now, but 1 want to be introduced to her, so I can sn'lz‘b her the next time I see her." Scribblwâ€"“I started a newspaper on '0." Dq'ibblcaâ€"“I'll bet it was a. good one.“ Scribblesâ€"”It certainly was om- ot the bestâ€"if there is any truth in the saying that the good die yo ng." Suffer no More.-â€"'l‘hcre are thousands who live miserable lives because dyer pepsin. dulls the faculties and shadow: existence with the cloud of depression. one way to dispel the vapors that. be. set. the victims of this disorder is to 9rder them a course of Parmclce's Vege- table l’ills, which are among the best. Vc'ctablc pills known, being easy to La c and are mast eflicacious in their action. A trial 0! them will prove this. German manufacturers have united in a movement to lower the industrial death-rate. ln Iiol'lan,‘ vhere is a. muse m of sflfnty. which has demon- strate’! thr‘ ‘alttc of cheating the public in the use of safety appliances. “Elieâ€"“Pane is going to let you marry sister.” Featherstoueâ€"“How do you, )now?" Wil'ieâ€""Ho said after all it was better than no thing." Yovnz Mistressâ€"“Soc that Lhecgqs are laid in a coo! place. else they won't keep." Bridgetâ€"“Very good, mum. I'll go and tell the hens, fmum." I was Cured of a bad case of Grip by MINARD'S LINLMENT. Sydney, C. B. C. I. LAGUI-E. I was Cured of loss of voice by MINARD'S LINIMENT. _ _- -.-.â€"..nn Yarmo-sth. CHAS PLL'MMi-ifl. I was Cured of Sciatica 1111012129.- tism by MINAR'DS LINDJ! \"1. Bwin. NL‘d. LEWLSS. BUTLER. A farmer has found om that by plantfnz onions and potatow in the same field in alternate roux :‘m- on- ions become so stron: 17““ they bring tears to the eyes of the 1'0- tatoes m such quantiti-xe that tbs roots are h‘pt moist, 9.21:! a big (1‘0? is raisxi in spite of drum-ht. “Man is Filled With Miser '.”â€" This is not. true of all men. The well. sound of lung, clear of eye. alert uhd buoyant with health. are not miserable, whatever may be their social condmon. To be Well is to be happy, and We can all be well by getting and keeping our bodies in a healthful state. Dr. Thom- as? Elects-m Oil will help all to do 1111:. Levcr's Y-Z (Wise Head) Disinfec- ant Soap Powder dusted in the bath, softens the water and disin- fects. “What's his profession?" mid the man “'iih a wide range of taste. “He's an artist." “Yes, but what lind‘.’ Docs hu dance, paint pictures, 01' wall; the Light 10;.6‘?" Fatherâ€"“Coolin; 5‘3 some um after a‘.‘: 731- liniggs." Damgh: - â€"“ thought it Would 1w :1 ure." “Why?" "I 1”“ actly how to ma‘w‘ i1- and made it Sox:;.- nth 1 Minald's Unimant [lures Bums. etc. Shiloh’s Consumption b11100! My locomm vnd 31 ”Dr: (‘hasos Syrup of Lin» «J an un i:.,t- ‘25 cents 1 hmflu n1 " :Qr Lama. “nit“ ‘ .3 “'30 pm’toct vou aga ‘ , ‘ . m“. and ggnu‘ "My {nunwnzx'cnrâ€"uld lmy r;:-. "013' sen-re culd in flux rhuxf * winter and I ram-r thought Ex : gOing to die. He mughcd l!-';' all the Iimv and sonn-tinms .u’o spit ‘up blood. “'0, had a! nu" «.vi' “1’ all hopes of his l‘ch\‘cV’_‘ \“}‘.“‘ healZd‘of Dr. Cham's Syrup 3] flood and Turpentine. Amer 21,15:- ‘ :11: bottle there Mu gTOuL €11.21 _jhis .conditionéfiia‘mi 1 posilix thatqfie “’aé‘scénxplew'vfgcm‘cd _ bottles, ,_.‘andi‘he hw- ‘30t b fled Wynne. I new: saw me ‘ imke finch quick «fleet and l \ eli’éWiend it." , Should 113‘? a 1'1"t'\' m C\"‘_‘«I\ hn‘ANL‘ as a safeguard agaivst cnxmumpu’un and other fatal lungr “ixascs Mrs. J. Provost. Item‘row, (ML, “Vitae:â€" can handle your pouxtry eitha 5 Th L Ag 'ure 703;: m It cures the most stub‘ror: king: of coughs ani com“ doesn’t cure ycu, you: money will be refunded. Prices: 5. (11‘va Co. 2:0: Prices: s. C. Wvus (‘0. 1:03 259 ”C- $1 LcRoy. X. XI, Toronto. Can. Do you catch cold csi‘iy? D015 the cold hang on ? Try butter. e33. bong cad CHAS PLUM}! ER. 1 Lm‘ribl ild Brill \m y "not. :x‘cu saw medi’ I, and can There is ainsc ,1 h!“ TC".