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‘ukan "'3” Mrs. Starvemâ€"I noticed you exam- ) iningz your plate in rather a quizzical way just now. Mr. Smartie. Mr. Smartieâ€"Why. yes, lâ€"erâ€" Mrs. Starvemâ€"That's rabbit stew; perhaps you didn‘t know. Mr. Smartieâ€"Ah! That accounts for it. I just found a portion of hair in it. ment‘ Much distress and sickness in children is caused by worms. Mother Graves' Worm Exterminator ives relic! py re- moving the cause. ive it a. "ml-and be convinced. Lady Visitor: “That new girl of yours seems very nice and quiet." Mistress of the House: “Yes, she‘s very quiet. She doesn‘t even disturb the dust when she‘s cleaning the room.” That “fermenting Cold that and. you wretch- nd will not come but “{‘on' tako A110 11': Lung Balsam when you ducal; Th‘u {amiable ready in {no (tom opium. Take it. in. CAUSE FOR THANKFULNESS. Ireâ€"Do you believe that iove is a dis- ease? Sheâ€"Yes; but thank goodness. it is one that we can have more than once. 60 Specialists on the Caseâ€"In the or- iinary run of medical practice a great- er number man this have treated cases J: chronic dyspepsia and have failed to cureâ€"but Dr. Von Stan’s Pineapple l‘ebiels (60 in a box at 35 cents cost) nave made the cure, giving relief in one day. These little “specialists" have woven their real merit.-â€"'rz Walk and Palo Women loofishly keep this way when by the us. of “Fomvim.” th- best tonic. they you)! up quickly recover flux: but]: practical benefit in life?” “Well: answered Miss Cayenne, “judging from the photographs of eminent violinists. it must keep the hair from falling out." Winkle: "After all. the first. year or married life is the most unhappy, don’t you think?" Tod: “Oh, yes! It takes about that time for a man to learn how to conceal things from his wife." Their complete home cure. Post free to readers of this paper. ‘ For limited period only. Tested by Tlme.â€"In his lastly-cele- bmtcd Pills Dr. Parmelee has given to the world one of the most unique memo nines offered to the public in late years. Prepared to meet the want for I. pill which could be taken without nausea. and that. would purge without pun it has met all requirements in that di- rection. and It is in general use not. only because at these two quanties. but because it. in known to possess die".- tive gm! curative powers which place it. in the front. ml: 0! medicines. “Is it true." asked the caller. "that your husband ordered Dr. Smoother out of the house?" “Yes. Poqr {091$ haq When letters blur glam >> 'ure required. Does :1: ever , ’ x ~ 7 appen to you when reading ‘ .»_: , t the object appears I 5.1;. . mplete wig, blmk your , 7 .4735 t t I “$32: :3::"’°¥§2.ack, mixed or Green, is Feet!!! glasses are requiree .9.” «e «dangerous u and Wholesome. been carrying the baby all night and every night for a. week. and was run 'down to a thread. I called the doctor, and he told Jack that he must take more exercise." A hmalsome illustrated treatfise. 31%. mg iuu dcscn tion c: Rheumatwm and 'Purulysis. wit. insmcqions tor a, com- plete home euro. describing the most. men-95m} treatment .in. the world. re- :ommcnccd .by the “may apd endors- ‘ea by medical men. 'ljhxs hnghl in- truztive book was wnttan by . H. cno. a. gentleman who has made- a study of these diseases. Tho preface is by a. :mduete o! the University of finrubprg. Send postal toâ€"dsy and you mu receive the book free by re- tum.â€"¢_\ddresa. The Veno Drug 80., 24 King be. West. 'l‘c'onto Sufism Soup 1- W an on» mp0, h: in but who: and in m Sunlight vs}. 331 Ms” M an" m “Gentlemen of the jury," queried the clerk of the court. “have you fully agreed to disagree?" “We have.” answered the foreman. “The lawyers have bungled the case up so that we don’t know any more about it than they 495 no? the rancid. oily taste or other fish, but is like fresh lard. When dried. rm: Indians oflen use these fish in a zcvel way. They are burned in piam‘, ‘3! candles. and give a clear, brilliant fight. not liable to be blown out by as; wind. Bach fish bums for about mean minum. BHEBIIATISI Allll PABALYSIS. “Do you thigk (hat Eugjc is 0! any uuv_n 1 A remarkable fish is said to exist in 1.9 coast rivers of Alaska. About 8 nhhcs 1on3, it is transparent, and the hug-s! of an the {1mm tribe. Its I‘es‘l PART OF THE HARE. m PLACE 6F CANDLES. eLé Only. at 400, 50c and 60¢ per pound. By all Grocers. :JIGHEST A\VARD. ST. LOUIS, 190;. Efiefi Gardens Mil? STRANGE COINCIDENCES SOMB RECENT ROMANCES OF THE “LONG ARM." .â€" The Case of Henry Johnsonâ€"Three Brothers of the Name of Hunter. Whatever else may fail. one can al: ways rely on the constancy of the crop of coincidencesâ€"a [act which must be apparent to anyone who studies his daily paper. Thus, only a few weeks ago. the Writer observed mm on Me snwn day of August one Henry Johnson quali- fied as a (other, another as a husband. while the third joined the grew. major;- ty; and in the same paper it was re- corded that three brothers of the name of Hunter had married, without the knowledge of each other. on the very same dayâ€"one in Canada, the second ’21 Johannesburg, and the third in Scot- land; while, to crown the remarkable coincidence. each bride was a “Mary." About the same time a correspondent sent to “Notes and Queries" the follow- ing singular statement of family coinci- dences: “His mother’s name was Watts; his wife‘s maiden name also was Watts. the second Christian name of both being Emma. The mother‘s eldest brother is Thomas Watts; the wife's eldest bro- ther is Thomas Watts. The mother‘s second brother is James Watts; the wife's second brother is James Watts. The mother's eldest sister was Annie Watts; Watts. in the mother’s family was Elizabeth Watts; the wife, the youngest daughter in her family. was also Elizabeth Watts. Up to the time of the marriage the two families were absolute strangers, and‘ so far as is known, in no way related." av .u- -v H... V A few months agoâ€"in May lastâ€"the} House of Representatives at Washing- ton adjourned out of respect for the memory of four of its members who had died on four successive days. “A coin- cidence widely commented on.” says a correspondent of a London paper. “is the fact that Mr. Cummings had been appointed to attend the funeral of Gen- eral Rosecrans. the first to die; Mr. Otey had been deputed to attend Mr. Cum- mings’s funeral; and Mr. Salmon, the last of the quartet to go, to attend the funeral of Mr. Otey." Not long ago the “Shrewsbury Chron- icle" recorded a very singular coinci- dence 0! two livesâ€"those of two farm- house domestics who both left their sit- uations one Christmas; shortly after. BOTH FOUND HUSBANDS and settled in the same village, each be- came the mother of four children, and died in giving birth to the {ouruu the two mothers were laid in the grave within a few days of each other. and shortly after the two babes were laid by {heir side. Each 0! the wives was called Mary. and each husband was William. v - fill-In...- One Sunday recently it was noted that the pulpit in a London dissenting church was occupied in the morning by a Mr. Vine and in the evening by a Mr. Grape. At a recent inquest at Windsor the subject of the inquiry. the coroner. the foreman of the jury. and the under- taker all answered to the cognomen of Martin; at another inquest a witness called Beer was followed by a Mr. Soda; and in Dublin John Lamb was convicted of stealing two sheep from a Mrs. Fields. the chief witness against the peccant Lamb being a_ Mr. Wolf. 39A; .1 It is not long since there died at Arcadia. Hamilton County. N. Y.. two brothers named March. whose lives ran in strangely parallel lines. They were twins, and married on the same day two sisters. also twins. To each couple were born seven sons and five daugh- ters. every one of the two dozen being born on the 7th of a month, which was also the day of the month on which their parents became one. furnished a very curious coincidence. Two American schooners. the Charles E. Wilbur and the Quinebarg, left Su' vannah and Darien respectively for New York; and practicqlly from the day u! sailing nothing has been since seen of either vessel. Both boats were built at the same time, by the same firm. at Providence; they were of identical size and build, each carried the same cargo to the same port on her maiden voyage. and each vanished at. the same time equally mysteriOusty. -__ .‘l But as a sample of coincidences it would be difficult to match the follow- ing experience told by a Birmingham lady. A year ago she was crossing the Menai Straits when she lost her watch, but was compensated by picking up a valuable gold bracelet which somebody else had lost. Some time later. at Chel- tenham, a lady saw the' bracelet, and remarked that. it was cxaclly like one she had lost, and produced a watch which she had found at- thc same time. An exchange was made, and thus two ladies became possessed again 01 their own property.-â€"London Tit-Bits. He was all uxbanity and aflability. It was something of a noveltv for him; Sm! one has to do these things when one is seeking fox Fame as a borough councinor. “i have called" he said, sweetly to the man with the bulldog Mac, “to know if I may count upun the honor of your vote at. the eusuin~= election. Iâ€"--â€"” “’1er a moment.’ gm vied the free and independent- elector in a voice like a. wounded church 01 gun. “I want to 31:31: you some'ihink. Arc you in favor 0! this ’ez'e electric lighting scheme? “I am." said the éimdiilate, proudly. “In fact I think I may say I am one of the prime movers in the_ impg‘qvement. " Tfie bulldog man rolled ufi his sleeves and closed a mum: bulged like a savoy capyage. “ThEn git or! my doorstep," he cried. “Git or! while you’re Win one piece. I’m tbqlampligmey."_ Children are so practical! Nellie's father was reading to her the parable u! the Prodigal Son, which she listened to with eager attention. When he came to the sentence. “and he fell on his neck and kissed him." she exclaimed. “0h, papai how could he have kissed him. when he had met been eating with the hogs?" THE YOUNGES’I‘ DAUGHTER. And the céncfidatc turned samy away. [fiér Wife's elder sister is Annie A RECENT SEA MYSTERY NOT A SUPPORTER. MOST WONDERFUL FIGHT WILL BE RUSSIA'S STRUGGLE FOR FREEDOM. cowardly, dishonestly. and basely. they “The senseless and inhuman onpms-lt sion has not been able to extinguish" the tire of blood and free thought. in our country. It is breaking. forth w. erywhere with greater strength. Even the blind now see. its angry flame. this flame is spreading unexpectedly in ‘ all directions. and is struggling to burst into one strong, glorious blaze. into n J stormy whirlwind of protest from on thoughtful and honest men against. the violence which is used by an incapable group of parasites who have been nour- ished on the best sap oi the country. EGGING ON THE BRUTES. “The parasites feel that the hour of their agony is approaching and .nut death is near; but they wish to live; and so they struggle as for as they are. able against the will of the people, are raising from the depths of life all that is dark and evil; everything that is selfish, venal and low, and they have incited this dumb mass of bru- talized beings against the best people of the land in order to criish them, and to keep the power in their own incap- able hands, if only for another year. They openly hound on. like dogs. ‘tus- sians on Jews, Poles and Finns; Tar- tars on Armenians and Georgians; tile sluggish peasant. dulled by hunger, on students and even on children; and. perhaps even if to-morrow the Tartnrs demanded the acknowledgment ofihmr rights, they would send them against the Girghiz and the Moldavians, in or- der to oppress them. Everywhere me and the same thing. These evil para- sites have drawn round them {or the protection of their position in the coun- try the wildest and most ignorant cf the people. to use them against those who sincerely and unselfishly desire good and freedom. in the whole of un- man history and in no country has the struggle of the ruling class for the pre- ‘ servation of its power over the people 3 been fought so basely, so inmmiouily, , and so cynically as it is being fought .11 our country in these bloodthirsty I days. What a vile and mean impotence t ' is seen in these creatures, who are drunk with the blood which is spilt, ' and who feel their end approaching. MOST WOEFUL IN HISTORY. “What contempt must our country excite in Europe when they see those who rule us calling to life all that is szwoge. barbarous, and unciviiized. and attempting to kill everything that is really honest, human, and creative. The days through which we are living me the days of the dawning of spirituai regeneration. but the struggle which is raging in Russia will be written in history as one of the most woeful events in the history of mankind. ~ ~ “‘5'5' “This struggle cannot last long, hrt the governing power is sinking into; putreiaction. But those who to-layt may steal and kill with impunity “.121 not lightly let go their power. t‘he hand which yesterday broke the skull of the Armenian or the Jew, because they have become conscious of their right to freedom sooner than the Rus- sian or the Tartarâ€"who can tell on whose head the hand will fall to-mor- row? It is easy to stop its blind and rcckless stroke. Let all honest and good men of the Caucasus, Finland Poland and Russia join together in one. family of friends, and unite in a ban-J of fearless men, asking o1 one another, ‘Who is our enemy?’ _ ALL HAVE ONE ENEMY. “The answer is simple. One and all, Tartar, Russian, Armenian and Jew. desire one thing. to live better than they have done hitherto. Not one If them has liberty, not one oi them has the right to live according to‘his racml and religious convictions, which things, above all, are necessary for the growth ‘0! his spirit and that of his race. “Does the Armenian indeed deprive the Tartar of his freedom? Does the Georgian? Are not the Russian and Jew and Polo. bound hand and foot 0)‘ the same power which presses equaiiy heavily on the shoulders or the Tartar? We have but one enemy. All man whose reason is clear, and whose wiil is not enslaved. must. unite in the struggle against this evil ‘and senseless power which presses on all of us. All. have but one enemy. Let equality and brotherhood be sure. Let the light r! reason shine on us all and weld us to- gcther in one great invincible will. and then. ‘Haii, Freedom!’ ” The Purchase Makes not ueiress to a Fortune. Mlle. Bertha Chavanne, a pennile‘s young girl. who lives in St. Etienne, France. discovered the other day under curiously romantic circumstances. that she was heiress to a fortune of $80,900- tvntvvv u- .. _VVV,,, She lived for some years with her great-aunt, Mme. Berthon. a wealthy ola woman. who died intestale at the age of 85 a few weeks ago. Mme. Ber- than had no direct heirs, and her pro- nertv was to be divided un among 8 number of distant cousins. Accord- ingly. a sale of all her personal effects was arranged for at the public sales- moms. nuulua. Mlle. Chavnnne. who had been devot- ed to Mme. Berlhon. attended the sale m order to buy something to keep as ‘l momenta of the old woman. Bnl. Mlle. Chavanne is very poor, and although she bid for various articles of furniture and treasured curios of her great-aunt, someone always went a little higher, and put the article beyond her reach. I. u"..- ~vd -__.. At last an old book was put. up. It was a devotional volume, from which Mlle. Chavanne had consiantly read to Mme Berthon just before her death. The girl determined to have it at z-m’ mice. Nobody else showed any desire to possess the volume. so it was knock. ml down to her for a few shillings. The auctioneer handed down the vol- ume. and it was massed along the orowd to Mike Chavnnne. As she tool: it in her hands a folded sheet of paper dropped out. She opened it. and found it to be a legal-looking stamped docu- ment. She was puzzled by the quaint phraseology of {he document. and show- m. it to her relatives. They took it to an attomey who r-rnnounced it to be the last will and testament of Mme Berlhon. duly sigm- m3 and anesmd. and bequoalhing her e-niire properly to her beloved niece Mlle. Chavemne. Awful State of Altairs Revealed by Sia- tistics. London, England. is paying the pen- altyrpuid by_all hjrge chips. Crime is _..._, ‘._._ inside her gates. 1n round numbers sh? [us to pay nearly $8,000,000 :1 year to keep criminals in check; [or that is lhc sum paid out to her police courts, uri- scns, and prosecuting officers. It iai‘s Ln include stolen property, losses due in the idleness of criminals. losses in injured parties. etc. Serious crimes. such as burglary. houscbrenking.co'm- tax-fuming, etc., are increasing. GIRL BUYS WILL IN OLD BOOK. Arrests are more frequent. than fut- merly, and each arrest adds to the (ox- pense and loss account of the city. [.5- timutes put the bill of the city’s cx- penses as high as $10,000,000. In other words, each taxpayer or head of a household of five persons pays $6.31 a year for London‘s crime. Nor do these millions make up the total loss. There are the hundreds of thousanls taken, consumed by the criminals, lud- ilen away, lost or destroyed. Adehen, l') these the amounts paid by private times to prevent burglary, LLC , watchmen caretakers‘ burglar alarms, door and window fastenings, sales, revolvers. lite protectors. dogs. etc.. and one begins to get a fairly good idea of what are the losses due to crime in a :large city. A table prepared in London puls the police and counts down for $9.159,(Â¥)‘). inc prisons for 3583.980, lost prOperty {u 351316.625, less by injuries, assaults, ctc., $913300: loss in labor of criminals. etc., 31.167.960, or 21 total of $13,090,- S~l5 These appaling figures cover at. ten only the well-known items. ilow many hundreds. thousands, or even millions escape the vigilant eye of the experts. No'millions like thirteen nr fourteen are able to measure the real losses. “I feel quite lost to-night. Forgot to bring my new glasses. Who is that over-dressed woman by the piano?" “Eh? That's my wife." “Beg pardon. And who is the scrawny girl in blue sianding by her?" “That's my daugh- ter." “By Jov_e, how sgupid!~ A‘nd yell For Thin Babies me, please, who is that gawky-Iooking fellow with the big ears who is standing;r just opposite m us?" “That's your own reflection in the mirror. you idiot." Fat is of great account? to a baby; that is why; babies are fat. If your‘ baby is scrawny, Scott’s Emulsion is what he wants. The healthy baby 1 stores as fat What it does not need immediately for; bone and muscle. Fat‘ babies are happy ; they do ’not cry; they are rich; ‘their fat is laid up for time of need. They are [happy because they are {comfortable The fat sur- grounds their little nerves land cushions them. When ithey are scrawny those lnerves are hurt at every ungentle touch. They delight in Scott's Emul- sion. 'It is as sweet as wholesome to them. CRIME IN LONDON. Scnd for free samnlt- Be sure 21:12 this picture in rho form of a label is on the wrapper of every bottle of lmulsion you buy. J'cott - Bowne Chemists Toronto, Oak 509 and $1.00 .ju'lvnimwm I HE’S ONLY ONE BUT DODD’S KIDNEY PILLS MADE HIM A NEW MAN. Richard Quirk Doctored (or a Dozenl Years and Thought llis Case lncur-3 ableâ€"Dodd‘s Kidney Pills Cured Him. Fortune Harbor, Nfld., Jan. 1.â€" (Special).-Scores of people in this neighborhood are living proofs that Dodd's Kidney Pills cum all Kidney ailments from Backacho to Bright's Disease. Among the mogt remark able cures is that of Mr. Richard ‘Quirk, and he gives the story of it ‘ to the public as follows: "I sua‘ered for over twonty years from Lumbago and Kidney Disease, and at intervals was totally unable to Work. After ten or twelve years of doctor’s treatment. I had made up my mind that my complaint was incurable. Reading of cures by Dodd's Kidney Pills tempted me to try them. I did so with little faith, but to my great surprise 1 had not taken more than half a box before I felt relief, and after the use of swim or eight boxes, I was fully cured and a new man. “Yes, Dodd's: Kidney Pills cured my Lumbago and Kidney Disease, and the best of it is I have stayed cur- .i. one of the London police courts a young hooligan was charged with as- saulting an elderly man. The magis- trate, noticing an old offender in the hooligan. thought he would give him a little fatherly advice. and remarked. “Young man, l‘m surprised at a big. strong, healthy-looking iellow like you always getting into trouble. You seem to be continually wanting to fight. Why don‘t you go for a soldier?" A smile il- luminated the magislrate’s face when the youth replied‘ “I did once. your wor- ship, and he nearly killed me!" 20 Years oi Vile Caiarrh.â€"- Chas. O. Blown, journalist oi Duluth. 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Eats little ls pracUcally his own Foxcim Min- isler. ls afraid of the dark. Pays $900 a night to have his l-cd- room guarded by eight generals. Smokes cigmettes incessantly Takes his meals wherever he happens to be. Iv ”v. They are brought to him in silver dishes with covers sealed. The seals arc broken only in higprgsqnc‘e. The kclardjihi, or official taster, is responiibk: (9r.eve‘r\{ dish. n . _..~,~ "-4-! lL-SIIVAI>»-vn --- -. -7 The Sultvan's food “is "mostly eggs and entrees. It does not cost over $5,000 a yc-ar. To feed and keep his household, however, costs {360.900}; wee'k. -u. . -A ing. A trusty mulatto. Hassan Pasha, throws glass halls into the air for the Sultan to shoot at. Abdul Hamil is very fond of animals. He has over 200 horses in his stables.‘ Spends much time in an aviary among his birds. Frequently has a number of w-l deer brought to his apartments. Very fond of music. Likes to play the piano, but is a poor performer. Selections from “11 Trovat-ore" are lus favorites. Puls bans on all classical music in the palace. Sits in the auditorium and sips rel-:i E hitters. g Reads a great deal. mostly sensa- itional ficlion. “fiéé onen re-read the French mics 0t Gaboriau. Persons with a susceptibility to malarial influences should beware of come, which has a tendency to load up the liver with bile .. A ‘ A lady writes from Denver that she sufiVered for years from chills and favor which at last she learned were mainly produced ‘ by the cofiee she drank “I was also grievously afilictcd? with headaches and inkligustion,’~' she says. ”which I became smisficd were} likewise largely (Inc to thv col‘ice I] drunk. Six months ago I quit its" use altogether and begmx to drink Postum Food Coffee, with the gratiâ€" fying result that my headaches have disappeared. my 'cligc-stiun has been restored and I ha“: not had a recur» rum-c of chills and fu's'ci' for more than three months. I have no doubt! that it was I'ostum that brought me‘ this relief, for 1 have used no media (-iue while this improvement has been going on." ('11: was really relief from congestion of the liver caused by cum-e.) "My daughter has bot-n as grunt a coi‘fnc drinker as I, and for yours was inflicted with terrible sick headaches, which often lasted for a. week at a time. She is a brain worker and excessive application together with the headaches began to affect her memory most seriously. She found! A AL- u..-$.... u v- v. , ‘1‘“..- [Passionately {Bria o! revolver shootâ€" MACH-v. ‘v -..v_ . no help in medicines and the 'doctor‘ frankly advised her to quit coffee and use Postum. “For more than four months she‘ has not. had a headafihemhcr mental" faculties have grown more active, and vigorous and her memory has been restored. “No more tea, coffee or drugs for us, so long as we can get Postum." Name gchn by Postum (30.. Battle Creek, Mich. ,_ c .c , -1:14.1- v. w ., -~._--.. 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Shingles While more prevalent in winter. when sudden chaggcs in the weather try the strongest constitutions. colds m‘ coughs and ailments of the throat may come in any season. At. the first sight of derangement use Bickle’s Antl- Consumptiva Syrup. Instant relief will be experienced, and use of the medicine until the cold disappears will protect the lungs from attack. For anyone with throat or chest. weakness it can- not, be surpassed. “5 I iérgaâ€"Am-Tumm I 0%; ‘69 MACHINE 00.. HAMILTON, - 0h"- New Invention Allows Clothes to be Washed on the Liners. Gflvanized or painted red on both sides. Most durable and ocononicfl covering for Roofing or 5mm; xor Reulacncu. names. Bums. Elevators. stores. Church“. Pounry “cum. Cabs. etc. Easier to lay and will M longer than any other severing. ' ' r than wood shingles or slaps. No oxparionco necessary. A hammer and my: me the o 1 tool- requir. ed. It is noun-hardened high grade noel. Alan Corrugated Iron. Pulnxed or Galvan: d. in shoots 96 inches lung. Beaded and inbound Gem-go. V Cari-wed Roofing. m - .. .. nu:_._ _..A n4“--. :- 1n .mdas. “M of " I w tho The washcrwoman, or man, has hitherto been a person for whom there has been no place on ship- board. {K'shzeu sérriuchoa lung. Beaded nag Imam yen-u,» . -.._.,V_ -v- W, , , doaiqua of Roofing, Siding and (Sailing: )3 a.“ grades. Thousand! of budding: w tho nonunion are covemd with our Sheet, Macs! Goods. making them FIRE, WATER AND LIGHTNING PROOF Send in your order {or u may Iguana (10x10 foot) u you toquin to cover your not or old handing. The very best rooting for this climate. We can supply Save Trngh. all “set. Corrugated or Plain Round. Conductor Pup-s, Shoes' Elbows. ' it“. ”lakes. All (had: shippqd day also: oxfdor is weaved. We are the met count: at tho kind undo: the Bntuh flag Estabhshod 1861. Write for free samples and Catalogue of our Oshawa Shinflo. Wriu may. The reason for this daes not lie in the fact that sailors, either in the naval or merchant service. have no clothes that need washing. but is due to the fact that it has been practi- cally impossiblc to wash linen satis- factorily in sea water. Many inventors have endeavored to sohc the problem, and many pa- tentsâ€"one dating aslfax back as 17 71 â€"havc hem taken out but. still the difficulty remained. [I‘Mâ€"f ' '- AW INT. TORCITO. ONT. Immune. VAIWUVEI, la “:67 m 32!. 22:8ua’nx Ste 69 Yong. It 10 W ». “I m It. , A,_--_ -...--â€"aâ€" AEEIAE At last, howchr, a. new soap has been introduced, for which it is claimed that linen washed with its aid even in sea. water may be starch- ed and “got up" in the best. style. “Ocean-going ships," said a mans.- 302' of the firm rwponsiblo for the new soap, "carry from 50,000 to 1901300 pieces of bed and table linen simply because they have to take enough to last. during the entire voyage. Passengers, too. have aiso to tukn with them linen sufficient. far the 1‘(‘),\'ug"‘. But “in; mi = ::r=11 snap the was!» erwaman “ill be kept busv on liners, and expense, time, and space will b. saved. "The im'ention has already been in- vestigated by two representatives of the Admiralty, for the use of such soap on warships would be of very great value. At present all used lin- en has to be sent. ashore for wash. . ‘ n mg. - “I undmwsland " he said to the profes- sor of lanmmges “that \ou are master of at. least a dozen tonguefi.‘ “thfgrnrxiarggvs.” correctéd the professor. “Don’t s:z.~:,j‘tongues.' That might inciude my wilds." Only one best tea. LAUNDRY WORK AT SEA. :9” NOT MASTER OF THAT. 7RESH and PURE as when it left the I’LANTATiON to be with SPECIAL CARE and CLOSED! SEALED in pound and half pound lead packets. WRITE YOUR NEAREST OFFIOE. HEAD OFFICE AND wonKsâ€"osxuu, ox'r. FEATHER DYEING Generator Wanted. Direct current generator, 110 volts. 2 or 4 pole. multipolar preferred. 500 lights. must be in first-class condition. 8. FRANK WILSON, 73 Adelaide SL. Toronto. Q, and other 2'6h3di03 you have the but. + guarantee 0! health to your stock. + Vaiuablo Advice Free at!“ it md become your own veterinary .n m-nn '; surgeon. n The VETHIIRIY iPEflALTY 00., 556 DUNDAS ST.. TORONTO, w * 556 DUNDAS 5r. 'xonoxw. oz. 1. WW§+§W+§ His Mother; “What are you moping about the house for, Tommy? Why don’t you go over and play with Charley Pinalore?“ Tommy: “Cause I played with Charley Pinafore yaherday, and x don't s'pom he’s well enough yet.“ Smtchlagh (“unit only we: a M nutter worse._ Weaver's Comte alky- tho 3313. 8:19am the ohm of omp‘iou and 0th.: notes; Why not buy 1. bottle My 2 Hollowny's Com Cure destroys all kinda of coma and warts. root. and brunch. Whm than would endure them with such a. cheap and efiectunl remedy within reach? “my wife is a great collector of curiosiâ€" ties." “Indeed!" replied his Iriend. “Has she been at that long?" “0h. blesa you. yes: for years.” “Before she mar- ried you?" “Oh, yes.” “Doctor. 1 want to thank you {or your valuable medicine." “It helped you, did it?" asked the doctor, very much pleased. “It helped me wonderfully." “How many bottles did you find it necessary to take?" “Oh. I didn“ take any of Rt. My uncle took one bottle, and I am m: soie -vu~u..-_â€"v. American Rheumatic Cure because it goes right to the seat of the trouble and removes the cause. Many so-cailed cures but deaden pain temporarily only, to have it return again with dou- bled violence. Not so with this great remedy. It eradicate; from the system the last vestige of the disease and its cures are permanentâ€"74 It 15 a. Liver Pinâ€"Shay o! the cm- ments that man has to contend with hum their origin in n dlsordered liver which ts a delicate organ jparticuhrlv susceptible to the disturbances that come from irregular habits or lack can in eating and drinking. This :0- counts {or the great many Hver regu- lators now pressed on the attention 0! sufferers. or these there is none su :- for to Parmclee‘s Vegetable Pills. 1‘ 9:: Operation though gentle is efiective, an the moat delic-te can use them. “I’ve got a washing machine here." begaii the inventor. The capitalist looked at him in the cold’. calculating manner common to capitalists. and answeredzâ€"“Weu. if I were you. I‘d run straight home and use it." That night the anarchist band received another application for membership. “My dear don‘t you intend to invite Mr. and Mrs. Green to your party?“ asked Mr. Biller. “Certainly not " “Why not. my dear? T hey are good friends of ours." “What it may are? I am going to invite Mr. and Mrs. Brown." “We‘d. can't you invite (2:3 Greens as well?" “Why, John Euler. you shock me Mth you taste. Brown a‘nd Green in my parloz together! \lev. next you’ll be asking me to wear blue and ”Mom. I declare \ou men haxe no idea whauxer of hat mony." Thia' m the sauna oi the you when you head tn use even vacation with your stock. By the use 0 our Dear Mother Rheumatism will Sugccump to Soutg} ‘Ahf' remarked Mr. De pringozg. Blue Ribbon’s It. “mm . A our Mmmaw cure MW flotsam-y? Dom doimkaOdg.” WWW}? how $10}. has: r‘r‘.om“mu. a. I IS! the. [ti-gaunt ' med. dummy“: the; 6! the at a. Eula» mu.‘ and pbaat Mandalusinneficiac P“ all pzioe W SHILOI'I mggnedyéwuldbcinmw 'z 0 3K TONIC AIERWMI DYEIIIG 0': ISSUE NO. 1-“. Cure destroys 0.1!. Then than: ensues in flu- sindrr finance. harm-n at 1 stifled cry from un- yuuug’ 111- :«mn time o (hunts hm knees by use >£de of u“: form upon the flmr. He. L tho old man's hand. men hi sees that he is dead. 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NU. velnpod it stacking 51mm in broken 0! buying of a hound. risit andn dying into peaca :2 His eyes at length I, loaned 10 the dun-laws. the gate and passed 1' which. with its org-r was darker and nor.- cathedral aisle. at midxz walking smrtv dist; 191-, an open mad. 7 ‘.3.§ 11c, adyancsd up without rcsidéncm. wi: .5631ch to him he among the 91011}! M1 mama to him “11:31 the worst parts or the were a rustic and s: with its denSc shrubbi k vaucys and roug‘ He hurried forward. 4 into a dqcont stru find (mnfurmmc 0\\’Cluu;.‘ a walking. but he found. ius‘m: Muses scaitcmi along the my: low. slanting. mossy roots 5 spring from the rich sci! like : ous fungus gmwm. Two or three of the dwolicl quaint houses were taking i arming air in their doorway: or. until hm \r v: herfl 6‘" l..-md cum: and mm races WM: only at my H {OH hunk c 'ummn ”f Cl LU unor. He luu hand. 132m hi> : dead. :i at Hand h'icix stud where it h It this is «My I is "(A this uh ‘hal has Nib-d i :csc two beings 1 I win: [19 WNW at hem-t as beer . of Inc surprise. I? (TRIP. End ”fix “vi 5511‘. 111K“! 8H in mrL“ 2‘10!) llu OH! won $03“ m ry him Ill 11"