v H-.- .1...†u .1 should die s'h-e would remain a widmv until oursc she might change hdzrtging,‘ gut it is sort of 601-1801ng 1135‘: the same.†Spriggf‘ï¬vxdently your wufe thinks there Is mi? Other man in the world like you._ mg. ' “On the contrary, shes afraxd axis and that she'd get him .. Katherineâ€"“What (j marrying a man x1 Babbettk"Well, I’ve of it, but I could no Externally or Internally. it is (:c When applied externally by brisk hing. Dr. Thomas‘ Relectric Oil 1 the pores and penetrates the tins: [cw liniments do, touching the se: the trouble and immediately ul‘lo reliel. Administered internally. it still the irritation in the throat l induces coughing and will cure tions of the bronchial tubes and spiratory organs. Try it and be vineed. “Mrs. Gabbe,†obs of the family. “is a. woman. She can coma )y, I believe, an a th« topics,†“Yes.†sighe “and she does." 0 ‘alone w ere you Y ' llolloway's Corn kinds of cows and branch. Who, then Vit_h_uuch u. Chem; :1 ’ “Ah!†said Braggwith 3 via making Miss Brightly jcuious, “‘ alone for quite awhile last cv with one whom I admire much." ‘ within 'ié'ac'in' 'Higginsâ€""My wife_ says if I .A -L- _- -n ‘ "People that. live in glass houses needn't. have any [car nowadays,†said Uncle Allen Sparks. “There are plate-glass insurance companies." “I have seen tribes," said the traV'cler, "who veluntarily undergo all sorts of sell-inflicted lacerations." “That’s nothing,†answered Mr. Tutt, “I know a lot of people who‘ insist on shaving themselves." In.“ .muuuul treasury. His 1 "Well, thank Heaven, you've never wealth is "Ct to be spent 0’1 1 ' . . . ‘ ~seen me run after people who havefhf'mg- 50 that 33900-000 1“ money." ihlS salary as manager of the Desmond-"No; but I’ve seen people'U‘Y- He is required to pay 01 Q N run after you because you didn't.‘a £00“ many 017113103708. 'lhe have money."- [or's daily fare is Japanese. W [perfectly satisï¬ed for bx‘oakfas ‘vAâ€"__..._ A, “Ah!" (0“h 3 l t . ,V, _~...., vu.vau A LlllllK Baby’s Own Tablets the best medi- cine in the World for children. I have used them for cholera infantum, teething and other troubles, and it is astonishing how quickly they re lieve and cure these ailments.†Ani occasional dose of Baby’s Owu Tub-i lets will keep the stomach and bow-j els right and prevent summer com.l plaints. No mother need be afraid 0! this medicineâ€"it is guaranteed to contain no opiate or harmful drug. It always does goodâ€"it cannot posâ€". sibly do harm. Be sure that every] box bears the full name Baby’s OWn Tablets and picture of four-leaf clov- er on the wrapper around the box. Anything else is a dangerous subâ€" stitute. Sold by all druggists or ‘ sent by mail at 25 cents a box by writing the Dr. Williams' Medicine J I I 00., Brockville, Ont. ‘ NOTHING EXTRAORDINA RY. and my Chinese host {old me with a geod deal or pride that -‘. e Sargost. consultation known to history had been held over the sick man. No less than 316 physicians, he said, had come from every part of the kingdom to study and discuss the case. â€The royal patient, I heard after- ward, died. This mammoth" consulta- tion had been held in vain.†. . , H , “s n-..†“-4 I "no.3. uuu Aurthur goes the ColnCI‘ a. political convention. But. such a. ;dence, for neither of the Royal duchâ€" consultation as that Would be con- 'esses has presented her husband with sidered small and futiie if a great ;a male heir. 1 manâ€"a mandarin, say, of the third! One of the most picturesque char- classâ€"were to be ii]. To consult on,actcrs in Europe is the Countess his case at. least 100 doctors would§SchimmeImami of Denmark. She gather together. 'devotes her life to missionary work. "A member of the royal family For eight. years she hasvtravelled ex- Was taken sick While I was in China, ;tcnsively in heathen lands. She sold and my Chinese host {old me with gueariy all her property, anti out, or a good deal of pride that 3 e iargost. [ the PrOFï¬â€˜C‘dS hought. “If: ‘1’1g0011. 8- COHSUItation 11n0Wn to history hmi‘vcsSCI “"th winch she “5“?“ ““3†been held OVer the sick man. No lessfseven ~ cities ‘ in ï¬fteen countries, than 316 physicians, he said, had Epreachmg the Gospel to sailors and "Medical consultations are carried to their extreme limit. in China,†he said. “There, when anyone becomes seriously ill, a cnnsultatiory of ï¬fteen or tWL-nty doctors is held. The doc- tors fill the house with their argu- ments. They make as much noise as The Richer the Patient the Larger 'the Number of Doctors. A physician h'as just returned from China. hcaV'ily laden with stories of Chinese medicine. CEYLON TBA. A 20th century luxury. Positively comparable. Sold only in sealed lead packets. By grocers- Steadfastly refuse all substitutes. CHINESE DOCTORS coiISUL'r. “ Blue Label †~33. ; “£11! SUMMER COMPLAINTS. A PALPABLE HIT m xuxsn my mums, "J. was quite awhile last evening- w how I admire very replied Miss: Brightlv- ALL ALONE. Lune," observed a friend “is a. very superior L- can conVCrsc intelligent- , 4m a thousand diflercnt 'es.†sighed Mr. Gabbe, \m " '0“, I’ve often thou" ght could new:- get holdg 0f PROGRESS. man for _hig observed Cum destmya a" Iofl‘icm‘s, and men Warts root. and nwere present in { would endure them't the names of ï¬n ad enectual remedy [Hm “Mmâ€"uâ€" do “'5â€! a View to You think of get him." is Good.â€" brisk rub- Oil opens he seat 0: ' affording 5’. it Will ‘Oï¬t which cure‘uflec. I Should flow until ht Chanqrc consoling- nu- ‘ mum-y Brightly, COD- 40 cents per pound lcaSiO“ to cons It wasn’t u I It had dixm . - x sts Hoamley~. . do very handsome “‘0 very pretty picturés.†_"Yes’!"3 but I could cxa‘ct likeness i! you “ I travel but Inunity. My the Shops. I One. wishes 1 SOap_ I Wish tlomon.†«"5, asmng anybody to buy my way of adv allow me. your ortising There is a waistcoat.†He rubbed um emu _V. . «av allow me. There is (1 Huh your waistcoat.†Ho rubbed the spot with of snap, deftly applied the made a {cw passes over with a piece of co'tton and said: “A hawker is a nuisance. I know it as well as anybody. But there are various kinds of hawkers, and all of us must live. It isn’t our fault that we are here. Those of us that earn our living honestly have. to share the odium that. belongs to the‘ calling. 11' therc'is any of you thatI has a. spot of grease on his ., coatâ€! waistcoat, or trousers," he added,5 opening his bag and taking out. a' small cake. of soap and a sponge, "I‘ shall be happy to remove it without: charging a farthing, and uithout.I asking anvhnrh- 4.. ‘u‘ . cnristemng, which took place on the termination of hostilities, (leputa-y tions of officers, non-commissioned 'oflicers, and men from each regiment uvere present in order to express in i the names of their respective corps‘ the readiness of the, latter to as- sum: the customary spiritual, moral, ,and material obligations towards their god-child. The name Ireneâ€" ,thich means peaceâ€"was giVen to the Jittle Princess. whose christening wasl [coincident with the end of the War. 1 I ' “I be." pardon {or intruding upon your time, said the polite, smiling man, with the small bag on his hand. MAKING .7.._- u. u"; :\l\u3u- ka Paiatc. {or instanceâ€"he will not spare any expense in preparing an “elegant European banquet. Princess Irene, the wife of ‘Prince Henry of Prussia, enjoys the unique distinction of having more godfathers than any other womon in the World'â€" namely, 4,000. Born in the course of the war of 1866, her father, Prince iHenry of Hesse, requested the ofï¬cers and men of the Hessian regimeï¬ts‘ forming part of the cavalry brigade innder his command to- stand spon- sors 'to, his baby-girl, and. at the christening, which took place on the termination of hostilities, deputae‘ tions of officers, non-coynml'ccinnml ‘ - w- \ul‘luah “ ILLS a bowl of bean soup and a few other dishes, but his dinner usually ap- ‘Ipcars m splendid style, in some twen- "ty courses, although he always de- i‘nounces it as a. useleSS cxtragagance. {When any ofï¬cial feast is heldâ€"the 'chcrry-blossom viewing party at the Kioshikawa, Botanical Garden or the Chrysanthemum party at the Akasa- 1m v-1“- . ‘ - .~~ .. ..u......é5 umuuy m I‘AISHLHU. H111 CI Some time ago, when King Oscar Icannot ï¬nd a. means of earning bread .lof Sweden was on his way to Norr- and butter. Aland, the Royal train stopped at 'Ijrue, SOmE 01' UIUSC “"2" 99110015 _§Sullcftea Station. The platf0r111!xw:hich cram boys of a_hundr(-rl disâ€" [was deserted by all save two bowing i UH“ temperaments “‘lth â€10 same 'ollicials, the stationmastcr and" thc'facts, and in the same manner, turn captain of police. "Where are my out "‘31 gellil‘SL‘S (“011V .VWU'; bllt people?" the King stcrnly inquired. â€-th iS ill SlJitC 01' â€10 crippling 53'8- â€Your most gracious Majesty," the tem of education, not because of it. .stationmaster humbly replied, "I CRIPPLFD BY LESSONS. [have excluded everybody from the T- k†‘ > , . station while your Majesty is here." .1. mg ton “it'll.“ilo have m them There was a look of annoyance on at birth, the makings of really valuw [“10 King's face as he San“ "“1130“ 113?? $233532:"â€1“.“1333. ‘1?†..‘S“‘3‘EI‘33 i“ ‘Wlii go out to greet my people. And~ . . 1Ԡ5 ‘ f 0 (u "1’ ’ 'so he. did, and was rewarded by the’iwimi mill; the WW {Him have their hearty welcome which he received gzndlvxduality,_ their originality. thew; from the crowd outside the station. [natural genius ruthlessly stamped; l The Japanese Emperor's yearly ex-i out‘of them before they leave sohooL§ penses of living are limited. For this J'IhCll‘ minds 'have'hecomc as: uml‘ormg purpose he draws $3,000,000 fi'oxnias the clothing ul the police, and. the national treasury. His personalithfy. and 9,10 “'0'.†sull’er uâ€. it‘ wealth is not to be Spent on his own ’ . ‘Nature, says Mr. (“"5“ “â€â€˜3"""" living. so that $100010“) is rmnvimtended all men to be cast in the his salary as manager of the couxiâ€" §amu mould. ’l‘hc stupidity of giv-i try. He is required to Pay out of it {mg every SChOim'. the same mental j a. good many employes. The Empéploutht is so sell-evxdent us scarcely to- or's daily fare is Japanese. He is need further comment. Evon followâ€"H Perfectly satisï¬ed for breakfast with ing‘ the Window plan of stnï¬ing‘ minds! a. bowl of bean soup and a few otherlmsmad of developing them. one :1 lishes, but his dinner usually ap-'W°"1dhaVe thought that common}: )cars m splendid style, in some tWen- sense would dictate the necessity 01"} y courses, althotzgh he always (khtmanufactunng‘ as much Variety 4:551 lounces it as a. useless extravagance. ,posmblc. " KYL VJ 'l‘hc Empress of Russia spends $10,- 000 a year on perfumes, pastes, soaps, and toilet Waters, which she ‘the poor. She has founded religious ‘journals in England and America. This method of spending money does not appeal to her relatives, who do not, share her views. She has adopt- cd three children and given them hul‘ name. There is a. singular coincidence about the two English Royal Prin- lcesseaâ€"named Louise. They are both ithe daughters of British monarchs, ‘they are or very fair complexion, and both married out of the blood Royal. Each also selected Scottish peersâ€" the Dukes of Argyll and Fiï¬.h both of whom are as fair-skinned as theirJ wives. Still further goes the coinci~- (lence, for neither of the Royal duchâ€" esses has presented her husband with a male heir. 1 Interesting Gossip About Some Prominent People. consult his witch ï¬t them. disappeared with + PERSONAL POINTERS. “'0 Smiling gentleman Operated un puucc. wnore are my be King stornly inquired. st gracious Majesty," the [or humbly replied, "I led everybody from the He your Majesty is here." a look of annoyance on face as he said: “Then I SI’O‘ V 1,)ISAI’PEAR. wired to pay out of it. cmployes 'lhe Empér- : is Japanese. He is ied for bxoakfast with _...v..v buy mv soap It's hm exclusivCly fxom the a]. Violet is Her Ma- f. With “3‘ man had .11 whose Sarâ€" “Don had oc~ the ‘piLc . sponge, the cloth sheeting, Spot at It is impossible to state the name in-Of the humorist who originutwl tho ps above manner of describing a fatal _ occurrence; but it seems to be quite. l1 generally fellowul by Anwricnn imivs- ’5’ paper paragraphers nowadays. lt is _ a delicate way of putting" it. and 1e reads much Dotti-r than when â€n.†[S says: "He (llt'd amid the most horri-1 bio and excruciating agonios †'l‘hu‘ whole story is told and the { sensibilities are not shocked. ' This style of pa‘ragraphing nn‘ords n an opportunity for oxl-i-rming the in-‘ g genuity. Variety. l'rvshuuss, and a1 s‘chccrful, not to say vivacious. face-g tiousnoss can be mingled with. the; Vibricl‘test notices of fatal ‘asualliis; e'thut otherwise may be neglected by, I the reader or very briefly glanced at. f t Here are a few selected examples: 1 t “A young mun in Louisi-villo cx-; ) amined a keg of (lanmged gunpowdi-x" :.witl1 a red-hot poker, to see if it, was f :igocd. It is belieu-(l by his: l‘riondHI‘ .ithat he has gone to Europe. alâ€"I gthough a man has found smm- human " , bones and a. piece of shirt-tail about ‘ 'ltwenty miles from Louisville." ' “John Smith. jun, in Nebraska, ‘said he could handle a rattlesnukm‘ ithc same as a snake-charsm-r. Thou {churlishnoss of the nndortalur in t.‘(:-:‘ :nmnding pay in advance delayed the‘1 t reader's S ifuncral four days.†ih 5 "Richard Strongarm. Lotti-r known: ' l ;as the â€champion trunk snmshvr oi"; EMissouri,’ found a box last, week; {nun-Rod ‘Dynumitc. Handle with 5' lcare.’ 'Hu, hal’ said hr. (li'nmnit'u' j“ in a scornful voice, as he sci/Cd itl by, the handle. [)I‘nf'nll nnn (4\I\4‘ ltl ely in. By all snmmer as in winter. ' Scott’s Emuï¬eion If you need flash and strength use Disease takes no summer vacation. ‘A Great Deal Said in a, Very Small Space. “A man in Maryland thoeq‘ghox' day ate 12333011 dpzcn raw oystors‘for ‘a, wagerâ€. The ï¬vvrnrimmings on his cofï¬n cost $12.25." Send for free sample. SCOTT BOWVE ,Chomfgtg, Tomato. Ontario. soc-andsmo; :lldmggisu. ’ Mr. lorst ï¬nds much fault wilh the practice of giving children elab~ crate toys. A little girl left to her- self will get great enjoyment from limagining that a bundle of rugs' is a baby. and her imaginatiun (low-[ups her mind (:i‘H‘ lwr a (‘ltwoz-lyâ€"mmlv and-smartly (lrossa-«l doll, and she is robbéd .at once at†the greatest scope‘ {or her imagination. I EPIG-RAMS OF REPORTERS . M _V ...â€"->- “’r‘.“ w“... u. “.u-I “Al-QV' g} _ ' . .. ic'tamely accent a life of drudgery he- hell known 7:1le3? East F" :. lcause his father was a. cirudgc- He Tells How 33'5in He G°t R ‘. ‘ '- â€"â€" , ‘ - o 7 ;-!\ull then be a good “my: :1. “m 315 Trouble. v d tented drudgc, rf There is much to be said, hochcr, 'l‘ilblzrv. (‘int J ._ - w ,, a. for the theory that, by cramming. ' " uly “1 (“H __u_rr ‘,r ,. , -linto a buy’5~ mind an immensci -.r. “m' Tuggart. 0 wt)†“tn-(l hl"lllV emoemec amount of general knowledge, most 5 ‘ I furnu. 0‘ ‘ ,‘ . , v ‘ . i of which is distastvful, and absolutely?"Itâ€? It’uISt’flu‘]: (3.! hISHremar] gluscless to himâ€"his natural ubilitig~s§§é$ 3v 8331.: $2?ng I‘j‘ï¬â€˜ll'w ,lin special directions are nipped in} ' l 3. ‘ \‘t f ’"kV 1.]‘5' ; the bud. (liven two or three blunt†v 0““, 8.1Ҡ.0111†â€1" â€"19 5'"? ,‘tools, a few tacks and some ichâ€"gffl-v†‘1‘".1 3:91â€. T “as a 9:11 . wood: nmny a boy will grow (lunel ’9'“ ".â€.“(‘.V Trouble, and they wonthusiastic, making all kinds 0,.le mu‘ncrncs I “9‘" [WWI mo no crude toys for himself. If trained tool‘d‘ ‘ ““9 [0"7‘9‘1 1“ LYN. up I . woodwork such a boy would proha- 9" 1‘0“" “mt-’5 ('Wl‘y nvie‘hl an'l .bly enjoy his work, and be a boon H“ “’11†Shh-HY "Momma 'to his fellow-creatures; but the Gov-f _:‘At last I started to USP 1;†iornmcnt says he must commit mglndnoy I’m“ and I got i-n-lirf 1 [memory the exact date when Mary ï¬lm ï¬rst. After using mm 1-0:†lQuuen of Scotts (lied, whore anlenN oomph-Low cnrml. and \‘ou when King John signed the Magnnl‘ht‘t I Was a' happy man. 2' Charta, and the names of llenrynfwak too highly of [ VIII.'s eight wives. H0 is kept sofPillQ.†busy cramming his hvml in thin senseâ€"ll All urinary (‘O‘Hezrlnfnts gloss fashion that he has no tune tolhy “13.13“.“ KJUHHA'H. :learn how to make a table, and nl-[l‘ills always (3.1.1.0 tlw ‘tcr a few years of this process organ-“fur“ “education" he has no inclination“nu-“m either. Thus the world missus a; goéd worknmn, and cvontually sends! __ to a work-house a person who mnyg +“M‘ be a walkinn' historv ol' linulund, hnl ;n 3 v . . , ,, Cannot ï¬nd 3. means- of earning broad ! â€IL MK" FOR ‘8 1‘A I AL SUCCF- and butter, I Tim :'..._.v.\:.\...u.1 . rm imfd s lx'ir urn cm llmh’l's Kid Killings: always cum ni'in'u'y 0 l According to these theorists, then. it would appear that. a man must. tamely accept a life of drudgery he cause his father was a (image. He will then be a good drudgcâ€"u con- tented drudgc, The question is: Can any good be done by educating a man or womw above his or her station in life? Certain well-known theorists argue that a girl, for example, who is born to a very humble station in life Ishould be taught from early girlhood how to cook, sow, and ch-an. She would then be content to become a domestic servant, and would ‘oxccl as such. Instead. by our present h)S-‘ tom of education, she acquires a smattering of docution and music, and considers base“, in conquumcv, fit, to be a lady, and from that mo- ment is :ood for nothing. £1.15 SFU L IGNO RANGE. ‘(l Strongurm. lzottvr known hampion H'Unk smushvr of ' found a box last week ‘Dynumitc. Hamllc with 1:1. hal!‘ said 119, dynamitu' 'nful voice, as he soired it handle, braced one foot So writes Mr. Harold E. Gorst in his book, "The Curse of I‘lduca- tion?" â€Young men and women will con- tinue to pour into London from the country districts as long as asmat- tering of geography and ariLhmelic flatter-s them into the delusion that they are educated, and that know- ledge o! the useless kind that. has been drummed into them is the high road to fortune." AN ARTICLE ON TEE SUBJECT OF SCHO'OLING. Spgttexing of Scholarship Docs USome People More Harm Than Good. ARE WE OVER- EDUCATED? “ne'ror in the of giv- mental Read tho little book “The Road to Wellville,†in each pkg. "But my wife's second attack sat- isfied me that. the 11.90 of cofl'ce was .at the bottom of our troubles, and ['80 we stopped it forthwith and took on Postum Iv‘oodK‘ofl‘oe. The old symptoms «:f dismso disappeared and Muring tho 9 years that we have \bocn using Postum instead of coï¬'cc ‘we have never had a recurrence of tho. vomiting." “'0 nm'cx' weary of Postum, to which we know we own our good health. This is a simple statement of facts.†Name given by Postum Company. Battle Creek, Mich. _ ___ _ __ “1 had also experienced the 53mg trouble, but nut 50 violently, and had relieved it, \leh time, by a. resort to modicinc. "In the spring of 1896 my win.- was talu'n with Violent vmniting which \w had great difï¬culty in Stopping". Coffee Acts the Jonah and Will Come Up. A clmgx'mun “ho pumms his â€(.th calling in a ('ountxy parish in Iowa, tells “r his cofï¬n: cxpvz'ivnu-z "My with and ] 113ml r'nfl'u-c regular- ly for ln'mkmst frt-mwnlly fur dinâ€"i m-r am! m‘u'xsim..xlly fur sumwrâ€"ulâ€"Kl ways thL-x vmy best quzlliwâ€"packagc ‘ (-ol'x'm: now-r could ï¬nd a plant on uux‘ Luhlc. i 1'1".†the doctor sluppvd ijn-tily {down the st'rt-u! chum-ling. Alas! B»- fox‘c :Vany hmmss wvrv paws!) he be came a martyr to scien'o. Hur'I-‘xing footsluus path-rm] behind, a flutlm-in; boa svnt his silk hm. Hyâ€" hrg inlo Hie gutu‘r. and thu doctor hinmlf “‘ns sont toflrorinp‘. Ht: lnukc-d after the pm‘snu who ï¬nd dmw thv mixth'vr. and saw u bumling fvmin'nz- liguro hastening recklessly for 1h.- sï¬opping‘ district. “JL's M’i's. l'onnéfothm' on. Mr Way to the millinery 3310! My pun-scripâ€" l’f‘iun of exercise and mild nxcitemonf! 'IA-t's scam A s-ilk 11ng ruinod, {'25 ml- dw] r?» rm: hillâ€"but l'hs'hionahlo modiâ€" cim- is I'riumrh’unt! “Hut HOW." he onniinnul. thought- fully. "um-:- Sl‘w gum through with purr'ï¬usm in Hie shupping district, Will hz-r hurdnntl hm'v mur-mh mrnw h-H to pay my bill? Hcm! HR) 1 win: prdl‘csxiunally and lost I'mmtialiy?†Paris styles in spring: hats: lhf.‘ SUI-"9 un- ‘XCIIIRI'VO, [ht'i‘t‘ will be :1 privat- \i.‘ in Which crt-nlionu will Kw long before [he Vulgm‘ hm‘! them." a "Ho-thm‘wmnv†expression Was fannininn am] ï¬nal. The phvsicmn turnd away tlw path-m. "Janna" he said to tiw mni. nnxt tiuu- Mrs, 'f'umifvthm' ‘41] you mrnfion «wually that .' and Cu. hau- jm:L rmwivcd the 7x7- “Hut. ducto‘ 01mm. and m to Srtir about.’ Ilul. prolvsu'd HH- [)gnitnt, uons’h'. "I'm sure I'm in retaining my Iifv. Why. Ian'i at all those patent nu-(SiL-Em-s I've tried." 'I â€can that you must get out in (he ojxn air and have a lilvlh- mild oxcitmmmt. aWuy from the sick vn\'i:'onm(nt.†rlm-r- ‘u‘l't-Nh'd in "1'08!†"Hut." protvxu-(I Hu- mmï¬ly. “I'm mn'o I'm retaining my Iifv. “'h those patent 1m-(z'iL-Em-s ..u- 1.. 111 113‘ hl't hv 1‘1u1li"1(i 11:1-11‘ “as [1111111 ’141 11151 :1 1111111111 patient d1t1‘1'111i111d 11; mt 111115111 E1110 111‘1'\0‘ ’S ('1): 1111156. "1'01 n1 1101 wry i l at prosvnt. M'rk‘. [‘111nifeth'1'1'.†1111.11111 frankly, ‘b'ut vou are 1-11 1h11 1111111 1111111 11; illness. My 1miy 1111911'i111i1111 is to take an, M-tt‘I‘C'S! in iilv.’ {diliungl 11'11111101‘. ‘11111 well that 111 ’l‘hc l'nshinnablc (1m and smoothed his aim WM. TAGGART’S KIDNEY DIS- EASE CURED BY DCDD’S KIDNEY PILLS. i "A boy in Quebec disregarded his mother's injuctions not to skate on “he river, as the ice was thin. His !nmthcr does not cook for as many as ‘she formerly did." "In Massachusetts the other (luv 11 man thougt he could crcss 1h.†track in advance of a locomotive. The services at the grave were Very impressive." HE CAN SLEEP “A small boy was hanging around a circus in Brooklyn the other day, when h¢ opened the lid of a box marked 'Boa, Constrictor.’ That. small boy doesn’t hang around any more (‘ircusesJ’ against the load, and yanked it on the platform. He neVer came back}? “A circus rider in Arizona. tried ta. iturn three somersuults on horsebac'r‘. {the other day, The manager sent ‘back to New Orleans for another somersault man." "A man warned: his Wife in Chica- go not »to light:the ï¬re with kero- sene. She did not heed the w JIcr clothes ï¬t. his second w markulfly well.†arming. ife re- (P .)c {or . I a m j! )‘I'. I am just (him: a! Pally h'mun‘t emlriiiun " Said lhu 1'3â€an with now" expression that am] ï¬nal. nu wry ii] at present. 'othm'.†hn said, Hamid); 3 on tht- (“H'N mud 10 only prcsm'iwinn is to mu “ill be» ()ht: -in\ He \ulgm‘ hmd (tun copy Lam to tiw mail. “Yhu 'f'umifvthm' calls‘ for vagually that Sow-m -x('lll.k‘i\'o. and that private \ is“: 10-day. KN PEACE NOW _\-':-:. “(HM S Kid 'w v thv kidnms :m-l CUI‘C Ill INIZU'IJ COM)- ctm' looked wise ( but In Hm tm~ a \V¢,H--Â¥~‘ nou‘n u got. up Ih'n-v Mall! and my his: r'en'larkuhlc 3 â€Sn 1}â€;th ‘t I'I-lit-f from 1‘“) Volts- ] L SU (I C ESE :LV c _\' 0m ‘5 NU" can -' mmmt Kirlnvy a Hum-rim the scurvy: that The next moment we rolled away to leeward, and our yardarm was fifty feet nearer the sky. T looked again The pilot had jumped. He was coming: fast toward us suspended high in mid-air. But before he could be swung on deck our ship had rcâ€" covcred herself and was now rolling toward him, and he full with :1. hol- low thud against her side, thence to fall the next moment. into the boil- ing surf. 'A .few seconds of suspense and then.once more we rolled away] his» rausvd mmru" mm our :ain yards all :almckl Still mm‘e surprlsml “‘12:; I 'when 1 saw u rope rmwl through a {block at. the yard-arm. and paid «11L. ï¬nd thrown Inward t‘no bunt, whim ltlitl not. dare cmnc too mar us. Al'â€" tvr a few minuu-s the men securcd the rope, and quickly making a bow- lino or loop at the 0nd of it, the pilot put it around his body, and standing up in the tossing boat,1u‘eâ€" pared to jump. ' Farmer Rid of ....u u. uw Lnuurcn‘s {Aid Society, who now lhnnghly he- ;‘lievc in its oflicaqv, and who are ad- }\'ucat.'ngz its adoption in ctlmr ,‘schonls and colleges. I’orh'ars you {are not awaro that in sumo girls’ ,srhoo‘s in America and in Europo fthe habit of cigarette stroking is al- [most‘asr rampant, as it is among the Hnoys, but I confess thaLJ. am at a loss to evolve a moans" by wlï¬â€˜ch (his (at-'1') can be grappnlerl with." Hardy Norseman Have Still the 01d Viking- Seacraft. ] “As‘ I haâ€) mom ionm‘l nlrca dY. no 1.1203; urn-:lvr sun'nh-on is allowed The ï¬lms of thv snso‘-.ing room, and as 35mm) :m ho hm! reached that age and xl'Vll'A'USSi'S a desire to a‘inlil himself ()I ' :ils m'hjluges he is expected to giv. " jthc In imipals avm‘y assistance in ;s;tamying out smoking among; the luv-y ymzng. l â€to†any on iwhich muv mot Shirk this dd 1 la is supposed to rp- m of juvenile smoking (203120 umlvr his notice, fund I ï¬nd that. as a rule, he dot-s t_v. Y j "I believe this plan of having a lsnm‘king room for tho cldvr boys is cm. and should ho Fan excellent . fadozttrd in ovary school where the foigurvt-to habit among very young Eboys has talun firm root.‘ The plan Ilnas the sanction of the Children's flAill KAI-int" “.1. _ i I l I 1'0- 11110 .9110 1113 1'00! ‘sW-‘untwn an! upwa . ,_~ 1 1‘0 91110111114; to 1 is 11".(1111'111-(1, the To ‘1-=-111:1in hours nulv is 1101 «'0 much 10 01 s:1-o‘«:111:: amnng slam]! (Ht l-xcoss 1w 1112;. “hich to 11:." m1 101' 1.1.11» mi] 0111-01 in bv \muw 1.0:: ; I was thin introduced to th- prim- ;cipu], \xhn stated that (h? root: jwns much approciatod by the boys. 1"!"01‘ 3'1" 1's.†said 1his gentleman, "I ,‘lmd ('(Vnulantly hun ramint; across ‘Lonr buys wuoking‘ on thr' sly in the why grounds and (WC-n lwhind Jdun'n, their and though I punishz-d them lit. sol-urn! to (In no growl. Th1- Nannyâ€" Inl' boy's am nnf mmm:un-J ALA ‘ PICKING 1 Was tht n Ciru], “ha “as much 9? â€For Fears, u, _ru1n, asn Hays, out, and the room Was imp-t at an own tempera- (urv by mums of an easily adjustod radiator. Two or three boys Were swarm! (how- rondmg, pipe» in thvir mouths. and a look of quiet (Might \ . . 0n tha-n' so'nhorn features. , ,7 ‘. I ’l'ho room I'm: gvvvn tastefully fu Ichaxix's, com-hes, s i bookcah‘vs'. contain: 27in lung-,‘Iish and Fr flu-Jinn. 'Ihm-c \u-r i‘at‘co ju'rs, ash tr; room “‘35 knpt at, UH‘D by mmns of ; radiator. Two or spam! {horr- rmdm 11.04th. nnr‘ n 11"" ‘ ,m- u: a SOOU‘litlg’ cigar. and it is ‘(lcclarod by the principals in these cnllegm that recognition in this “my gucs far towards lessening the evil. The idea has also been followed in foreign countries when: ltalinn srhools have been founded, and in one 0! thus» in New York the smok- In», _ ‘ (h OVFI MAKES THEM CUM! SCHOGL SMOKING ROM TEACHER WHO ATT (“HQ 111' 1'th More than half the battle in cleaning‘greasy dishes is in the soap you use. If it's Sunlight Soap it’s the best.‘ 68 7'7 I: H [CV 1‘3 NTI'JEN ONLY v, who now Ihnnghly boâ€" : onicuqv, and who am all- its adoption in cthm' . . .. uu- uuwl‘ Days is ‘nt (mo. and should ho ovary 9211001 where the L._I 'A mom was comfortably and :LoIUHy fm'nis'h'srl with msy :om'hos, mnull tables, and '8. ('ont‘ninfnq gnml lilvmtul'e H1 and French. as Well as 'Ihr-rc won: pipe racks. 10- u‘s, ash trays, cum, and the :s knpt at an own tempera- mmns of an easily adinstml ISSUE N0. 31‘ oxcnssivo (‘1 igV‘a'Litc an; 0kâ€" .1) 1121? hunt! is anwmlablu xi] 1V 11-0le “hvn indulged Ln..- 2 luxmy of smokin-r r,ooms scholars can ntx‘rc during md indulge in a peaceful Rod “irh the «haul \\ ho the " 'smnking sninn.’ as 10d it.h'1d horn in exist.- a .V at. am! hm] answvr- y the purpose for which .It permitted the use roomâ€"only those upwards. BOYS PIPES. THE PILOT. is supposed to rv-l juvenile smokingf umlvr his noticmj as a rule, he dot-s! o excess. of coursv. 'room being 0pm at IV. 0111‘ groat object. 50 low-um the habit. np; youths as to iw cig‘az'mtc smokâ€" .'f£“()1{'J‘A[’,]J'7. ALLOWS OLDER L“ use Of 00f "nurses love don't know why. mals hut, {amass can talc a dug "A horse won’t go mar a piece of ground a. camel has sloml on. The very smell or a camel in the air will nmlu- a horse n'c-ni‘hlu and 2mm“. And this fear inn‘t, only fouml oceasz'hnalâ€" ly in u I'iorsc here and thoro. It is [found in every horse.» all our!“ the [WC-I‘M. Queer, isn‘t it? T ()ftfln won- (lvr “by it is. Cattle hate does in the WM: Way, and Cats hate dogs 50, (on. aloro, though. we can amount for Ll‘m hatnd. Pogs in prizuiti‘cc‘ times feel on cattle. no doubt. and mm“ to-da)’, harc‘md thew, they kill and fc I! On kimm. "In some towns they Won‘t let us show." said the circus man, "unless we have no camels with Us. Camels are a serious drawback to ShOW". norm-s are so much afraid of them that lots of towns “'(m't let a camel cuter their gates. Horses Hate Camels as ‘ They Love Dogs. Be There a W!!! Wisdom Points the waysâ€"'Ihc sick man panes lor relief. but he dislikes sending for the doctor, which means: lmLLH-s of (Hub-:5 never consumed. He has not the rusululinn to load ms stomach with cmnpounds which small \illuinously and taste worse. Hut, if â€he hmc the will to deal himsnlr with his ailment. wisdom will direct his attention to l’nrmclce's Veretnhlc Pills. which, as a 5pcciï¬c for Sndigestion and d§::0rt!1,rs of the digestive organs, have no umJL 0x Tongues Chili Con Veal Loaf Bri Ham Loaf Angry "-1:'0â€""ILS(~(-ms hccn married a cvntury onyx rmnemlmr whvn ( ï¬rst. met.†Husband (c -â€""1 can. It was at, a Libby’s During June, July, August and September the Chicago and North Western Ry. will so†from Chicago, ï¬round trip excursion tickets to San Francisco, 1.03 Angclus, Forllund, ()re. (Lewis f»- Clarke Excursnm), Sc- .attlc, Victoria, \v'zmwm'cr at, Very flow rates. Correspondiugly chvap fares from all points in Canada. {Choice of rt,)ut«=S, bust of train 501“ :vivc, favorable alozox'um and liberal ;relurn limits. Rates, folders and full information mu be obtained from R. H. Bennett, Gvnora} Agvnt, 2 East King St†Toronto, Ont. 31 mu. murncu a cvntm‘y. I can't. onyx rmncmlmr “‘th or whore We ï¬rst. met.†Husband (emphatically) -â€""1 can. It was at, a dinner-party whore there m-re thirtm-n at table." I Winpml‘oo dear, than {be absurd! Why, it's a I go! a bonnet!" Husbandâ€" imy dear! It must be ‘Ijudging by the big bill." SOME ANIMAL DISLIKES. A Clear llvulthy Skimâ€"liruptlons of the Fkln and the blotchv-s which blemish beauty are the rcnult. n! impure blood cauacrl by unhealthy action of the liver and kidneys. lu correcting this un- healthy action and restoring: the or- L'nns, to their nnrmal condition, Parme- lcc's Vegetable Pills will at. the same time cleanse the blood. and tho blotch- cs uml eruptions will disappear without Innvinn‘ nnxl on“... lonVing any Mace PACIFIC COAST I-IXCUIiSIONS SLinllintâ€""Jf anything should hap- pen to me, dearest. you will be all right. l‘vc jllst insured my life.†loarustâ€""liut suppcsc nothing does happen to you?" “'1' 180.": '3; i imitations. h I Have you ever seen a. cat, get 'mixed up with a sheet of sticky Ily ‘paper? If not you have missed one 'Euf the real sights of this iiiv. The gtcrrilicd, jumping, spitting, mowing 'crcature presents a most ludicrous {spectacle (0 all onlookcrs and causes an immensa amount of laughter and fun, but when theirmmï¬c and mad- ‘dcncd pct becomes almost smothered by the sticky stufl‘ and the damage to carpets, curtains. etc., 010., bc~ gins to be realized. the housvwife1 fails to appreciate the funny side of the episode, and Lin-n and Ihere dch cidt-S that in [mum uh“ mnl "ml-- to leeward. and this time with such a force and such an angle that, the dauntless Norwegian came {lying up- ward through the air and high ovor the bulwarks, where after colliding with the rigging. he dropped dm\n to an expectant group of sailors, who caught. him in their arms. With a. huge laugh he made his way up to‘ the bridge, wiped away the blood that was streaming down his face, shouted a Scandinavian fare-well to his comrades in the tossing shallop, and then turned to the captain and his business. ONLY ONE BEST TEAâ€"BLUE RIBBON TEA in freshly boiled water, add sugar and cream to taste and Drink Slowly. In bad cases Take Another. That’s all. Onco tried. You will axwas's ‘- A A Sure Cure for the Blues HARD ON THE C e dog‘s. I'm sun- T hy. Hogs fear no aniâ€" as and Imua'rds. You )5: up tn :1. lion's or 73:! he will Show no Hm up to the (zagv :1 Logan] cn'I he 'cill Your Crocu- bc; rbgm Libby. McNeil! Libby, . Image carpets or furniture. ï¬sts and storokoopors 51!]! My pads. Avoid worthless lune, July, August and the (‘hicugo and Nonth . will sell frzou Chica"o. excmsion tickets to San 1.03 Aug c1024, 1 oxlluml, w- angkc a‘llxcursmn), Sc- , "It, seems to me we’ve gar, _’Charlcs! Don’t ‘4an) pmes lor relief. but r the doctor which {is- pcver cqnsumed. Brew one a rugulm‘ duck ndâ€"‘ ‘Vonsenso, Much as is attention ‘. which as d d; hank†3 no aqua]. 11184 ‘4‘). Wu flu j gonngption U n Wonâ€"9 cup of FRAGRANT, DELICIOUS kingï¬shef :nat to serve for luncheon, ing and satisfying-try Eegd Products dinner or supperâ€" or! Wifeâ€"“He is .. n no I101! use only Yo}, Sinâ€""l know there's something ’t i that I’ve forgotten to buy." m} lieâ€""'J'hat's just what I thought." I): Sheâ€""Why did you think so?†,y lieâ€""Hocausc you have some mon- †,‘ 0y left." (lure Jasparâ€"", spukcn in $hith’s the; .on Carne Brisket Beef will cure you quickly and nmlyï¬top the fever. stranguncn tho In a 1.! make you well again. - m u "Very Well, sir," said Dr. Quack. after his quarrel with the unmar- taker, "I’ll make you sorry for thisi’ "What are you going .to do?" asked the undertaker; "retire {rum prac- tice?" ‘ mum szSLX't'SS nnu sickness in children is caused by worms. Mother (lraves’ Worm Exmrminator gives relic! by re- muvmg the cause. Give 1". a. trial and be convinced. At all dragging, 25¢. use .Levcr's Dry Soap (a powder) to wash woolcns and manuals,â€" you'll like it. is the hardest kind to getï¬d of and the most. dangerous kind to heeled. Chqicra morlms ’ “The discord was something ï¬erce,†said Borcm, in speakipg oi an amateur concert. "Why, the music was so loud that I actually could not hear myself talk." "How delightful!†exclaimed Miss Cutting. A Summer Cough VI Chicago BREAKING 1T Much distress and sickness in up. u. “.1 . H, . , Use Levcr's Dry supply A F’I‘ER TH E S} I 0 PP} NC C. McFee Land Co. of Carlyle. Assim- boia. have 200,000 acres 0! improved and unimprovw I‘uvrm hnds for sale in this district. 'Hwy solicit your corres- pondence. Further information .md particulars chocrfully given. LET THE BABYâ€"SL535 ROPI'IR'I‘Y Bl-JGl-JTS HAPPINESS, happiness begets health. Buy a farm in the celebrated Moose Mountain District. where everyone is prosperoux and crop failures unknown. Carlyle Is [our years old; has ï¬ve elevators. with capacity of 200.000 bushels. The men who built them knew their business. Inc‘y grc mlcq Ic‘very_ cgason; The n. A dry powder pm up in metal tubes. 22 inches long. 1'. wall inmnuy extineuhh who most. {ï¬r-on: dam-u of wood or on. Price 83.00 ouch. 9000 do: Writ. for d oscï¬ptive aim!» m Diamond my Fm:- Fir. “Elf: Extinguisher 60.. Toma, Ont. 1!an WifsbN’s FLY PADS Protect Your Property â€"WITH â€"â€" THAT'S A FACT (G IT GENTLY. very ill. isn’t he, doc- The Lung Tonic USE 50° “d $1.00 3 30¢th him FIRE Soups