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can turn out Rembrandts better ft Rembrandt himself. Several dis- }icst picture dealers in Paris know -.:s and give orders {or these ‘Dutch‘ masterpieces. At the bottom of the can- vasses the name of Rembrandt is placed. Ordinarily the dealer setls these. But it occurred to one of them last summer that there was something better to do with them. ‘These are good.’ he said to the ragged painter who brought them. ‘Put your own name on them in place of that of Rembrandt. Why give him the credit, eh?’ The artist carried 0!! the canvases, painted out the false name and put his own in place of it. Then he took them back. and the dealer bought them for a pitiful sum. WARNS THE CUSTOMS. “After a few weeks the dealer sent the pictures to his correspondent in New York, and at the same time sent a letter to the customs authorities there. telling them that they were about to be the vic- tims 0! a tremendous fraud. Two real Rembrandt pictures, recently discovered. were to arrive from Europe with the name of Rembrandt painted out and another insignificant name substituted {or it. ‘Take oil the upper coat of paint in the right hand lower comer and you will find that the name of Rembralfl is there. The idea is to sell these aid masterpieces in the United States after they have passed your administration. I warn you that each painting is worth at least $120,000. PAYS THE DUTY. “This advice did not {all into uncager ears. The outer coat was taken off. and sure enough, there was the name ‘Rem- brandt,’ with the proper date. The CUS- toms people demanded $25,000 for the two paintings, a sum paid contritely by the correspondent, who feigned great thankinlness for being let off for that amount. But a tortnight later he sold the pictures for nearly $120,000. their authenticity being; properly established by the receipts of the American custom house. They had cost $20 apiece in THE STORY OF A SUCCESSFUL MAN Leading Business Man 0! Welland Gives His Experience with the Great Cana- dian Kidney Remedy. Paris." Wellud, Ont., Dec. 25.â€"â€"(Specia1). 'â€"-There is no better knowu 0! more highly respected man in Welland than Mr. J. J. Yokom. Born and brought. up in the neighboring town- ship of Crowland, by his own indusâ€" try and sterling honesty he has grown to be one of :Welland's leading merchants. Consequently when Mr. Yokom comes out with a. statement. that he was cured of a. serious illâ€" “For: a. year or more I had Kidney Trouble in all its worst symptoms,” says Mr. Yokom, “My head was bad, I had no appetite and I lost weight fast. At times I was entirely capacitatcd. I ~doctored with a. physician of Vast experience but got no good results. "I became despondent of ever be- mg Well again, when by good luck I chanced to try Dodd’s Kidney Pills ad from the first they seemed to suit my cas ccmpletely.’ ' négg b3} Dodd’s Kidney Pilis, every- body knows it. must be so. ~‘vr-‘ ,, A wen-known divine tens how, when he once accompanied an elderly (lochl' on’a steamboat trip. they were unable to obtain berths in any of the state: rooms, and had to content themselves each with a sofa in the cabin. 1n the middle of the night he was awakened by a groaning which scorned to come from the sofa oi his chiefly friend. Starting up, he inquired it the doctor was in pain. nan-.4. ~‘r- -“V. As he could .not movc'the muscles of his face. the poor man's imagination had transferred the powerlessness to the rest of his side. ' With the nap o! the steward. how- ever, the hardened grease was scraped on, and the doctor. recovering the use .0! his facial muscles, was able once more to drop gtfio sleep. Pun: Dcer in Fake Dutch 313819!“ ‘ - ‘1. Maud “as [185 a Novel Method anta (â€"- ~01 Workin‘J- we Paris Matin M. Hardouin, n Known writer and financial author- zhus describes an ingenious plan 10 Ewink the New York customs author- « which he says was carried out:- ex‘e exist in Mommnrlre poor devils The answér Eamc in a shaky voice: “I’m afraidâ€"I‘ve hadwa stroke«-ot par- alysis.” in an instant the younger man was out of bed, calling for a light, as the candles had all burnt themselves into their sockets. When the light came the reverend gentlemgnnwag s‘een to have ,A: ..... been lying immediately below the drip o! a guttering candle. and the drops of allow, falling on his cheek. had con- gealed them into a cake that had grad- ually rspread_ pp t9 big eye. 4 AL- fl..-_v_A .: rriet B P5! .‘Pati? I. A BIG SWINDLE ueen 5 ocohon'zae AMERICAN CLSTOMs abitha r NEW YORK. um see er in Fake Dutch “aster- Man [.3 Es Has a 3'0er \Iethod ant a L- nl \‘I an: nnn FOUND HIS LOST HEALTH !.\‘ DODD'S KIDNEY PILLS. ' Darling I)!" Sheba oss fi'” 0 ; Bonh ra Frie 'Plra 50f TI'OV ALL X.\I.\CI;\'ATION case. Five boi'es cured me Ills Darling bf Sheba :ll 'DESS g is {he Cast?f m Canlav- L now a Little Boy \Vas Rescued From the Molten Lava. Prof. R. V. Mattcuci, director 0! the Royal Observatory on Mount Vesuvius, in his recent most interest- ing account of the life and duties of. his perilous post, narrates one little incident which occurred but 9. short time ago, at the beginning of the great. Volcano’s present period of activity. Many tourists ascended the moun» tain in the late aftexnoou or evening to behold at night. the malign splenâ€" dor of the red-hot, crawling lava. streams. Following one such party, in the hope of begging pennies, came a. little orphan boy from Resina, at the foot. of the mountain. Ilis name was Glovanni Olivieti. The tourists lingered long, and Giovanni, tired and sleepy, threw himself down in a vineyard for a. nap, and was not. missed. At dawn piteous cries for help were heard by some young; men who had remained all night on the mountain, and they hastened to diSv cover whence they came. ”AWakened by the increasing heat" says Professor Mattcuci, "the boy had found that he was entirely sur- rounded by smeams of molten metal. which. however, were fast cooling in many places, and had alreay grown a considerable crust here and there. “Soon a crowd gathered and stood. entire!y helpless some distance on'. the women screaming. weeping and praying for the doomed boy." Some one, however, had presence of mind (3110th to send for Signor Mat- teuci, who in turn sent for Pasquale Pacifico, an experienced Vesuvian guide, and the two men, at the imâ€" minent peril of a dreadful (loath, sought gut. a. possible path of rescue. ”1t nhy remind you people of a treacherous icc-crust-but how differ- ent, and how infinitely more tm'riblc. with liquid fire below instead of waâ€" ter! The heat was killing. With wet cloths protecting our faces, and with burning boots, scorched hands and smoking clothes we made our way across the bending crust. of lava. seized the trembling child. and bore him away to safety. We (lid not dare, however, to carry him in our arms, but distributed the weight by making him run in front of us where we directed. "So tremendous was the lava that. in one place, what with flowing and cooling, and flowing and cooling again, it. piled itself up to a. height of one hundred and fifty feet." Professor Matteuci lives on Vesu- vius, at the observatory. and he 92(- pects to die there; but he asks no better fate. “I lch my mountain,” he declares. “I could not leave her. I am Wedded to her forever. My friends say that her breath will scorch and wither my poor life one of these days; that she will bury my house in streams of liquid metal or ran: it to its founda- tions. Already she has hurt me, has injured me sorely. Yet I forgiVe her. I wait upon her, I am hers always." An old bachelor and a married mm were parting at a street comma They clasped pach pther's hands. Old Bachelor: "Goodâ€"night Green. All} you an: gain“ home to a. house of your oun. Family man, head of an Cs- tablishment and all that ” Married Man: “Ah! you’re going. home to sleep. Lucky dog!’ 01d Bachelor: “I have no doubt lhcm is a little woman sitting up for her dcur Jack.” Married Man: “I‘m afraid there is." Old Bachnlor (in a mnluncholy tom-3: “Not a soul 10 euro how late I stay oul." Married Mam: “Fortunate (9110“! \‘obody to ask you if vou know it is one (.clock, and hu\\ \ou could do such a thing. lou never lune had :1 curtain lecture on your sins, and been kept awake all night by it my dear boy." Old Bachelor (leaning against a lamp- post and feeling for his hawker-chief): “I awake in a lonely room, unchcered by the presence of an angel woman. I out alone.” Married Man: “You won’t go down to breakfast to find tlmtâ€"nhomIâ€"angelic woman in curling papers, saying that of course you’ll take tea this morning uisjead of coffee, and wishing she had married the eminent temperance orator. Stoppum, who oncg‘ proposed to her.” 01d Bachelor. “Sh! flyour sons are growing up about you." O‘ ' " (‘I A . Married Man: “Growing up! Ah! 01d fellow, mu nmcr hcar vourscIf called ‘lm old man’ and ‘th gawk-nor. "’ Old Bachelor (finding his pocket-haml- ketchiel and upplyinrr it to his ey cs): “10m dang 'hlexs arc budding into lm clv women. I5 lime no olixe branches." Married \lan; “0i :1 millincx's bill. Old Bachelor {dismallylz “ll 1 should die in my sleep nobody would find it out until the chambermaid came up to make the bed!" Married Man (shaking his. head, sad- 1;): “Youie not poked in the hack to get out or bed at live oclock and wake the sen ants. " 01d Bachelor: “There was a lovely woman on ,9 with ‘a waist no bigger than my “list She appreciated me, but I didnt take her up. Now ’she’s another 5, and never can be mine Married Mun: “There was a pretty girl one». and looked that way, too, and I popped the question. She’s mine now and never can be auother's, unless I die wen insured. She weighs 15 stone, and she’s unreasonable when I stay out a little late." They snpamtn. Pach discontented with They his lot Townc‘l’ll be careful never to get in- to an argument with him again. He’s entirely too bitter. Browneâ€"You don't say so? Townc-â€"Oh, he's a regular wasp. Browneâ€"I see. He always carries his point. “Waiter." called a customer. in a small railroad restaurant, the other day, “bring me a. plgte of fly specks." “Fly spccks, sir? We don’t serve that!” “Then." demanded the iraveller, “why don’t you take them of: the bill. of fare?" BOTH “TIRE DISCONTENTED. A RESCUE 0N VESUVIUS. FLY SPECKS A LA MODE. THE WHOM-2 TROUBLE. Such is lite. "(joodmight Green. home to a house of man, head of an cs- J. BULL’S MAP MAKERS THEY ARE FOUND ALL OVER THE GLOBE. Some Are Now at Work in Tropical Deserts and Others in Icy Seas. John Bull has hundreds of map-makers at work on the high seas. on ice-bound shores, in tropical deserts, in fever swamps, and in unexplored lands. Some lead a placid existence, others go in fear of their lives every day, says Pearson‘s Weekly. Millions of pounds have been spent by John Bull on his maps, and millions yet will have to be spent. for the work is never ending. Accurate maps of our Colonies are not to be obtained, while millions of square miles have not yet. even been surveyed. To begin with the United Kingdom. For the past 120 years .a large body or men have been unceasingly at work, but they are still proceeding to-day as briskly as ever. During the past decade alone the workflhas involved :1 total ex- penditure oi $12,500.000. Every year it cests the country $6,- 230,000. Engaged in making the biggest map in the world are 350 oilicers and men of the Royal Engineers, and 2,260 civil assistants and laborers. MAP \\'lTll 103,000 STREETS. This map termed the ordnance survey map of England, contains over 108,000 streets. The scale varies from one- eighth of an inch to ten feet to the mile, and the details are so minute that maps having a scale of twenty-five inches Show every hedge, fence, wall, building, and even every isolated tree in the country. The plans show not only the exact shape of every building, but every porch, urea, doorstep, lump~post, rail- way and fire-plug. Similarly, the plans of a survey of Ireland at present being made indicate every tiny holding in the country. On one of the plans there are as many as 1,800 of these small inclosurcs. Hills form a very great obstacle. It takes from four to six months to make a hill drawing from the field sketches. Consequently, the matting of the maps of Great Britain is a work of ages. As the face of the country is changing: continually, as now houses and streets are continually being erected and others pulled down and rebuilt, so the maps are rendered inaccurate and out-ofâ€"dutv, and the sxirvmoi‘s kept constantly busy making new plans. ROCKS AND S! IOALS. That is only one department of John Bull's map makers. Wherever the ocean flows, His Majesty’s ships are for ever sounding and charting the ocean's bed for the bvnofit of mariners. As every street and home are marlml ,on'the ordnance .sunc; mans ~o mery rock and shoal dnnrrm‘nus to nminalion is traced on the maps issmd tn the Ad- miraliy. ”111v Hyhnqrmyhica‘i Dr‘pm'hnont of 111* \dmirnHv 11:11am s'wnd 5111110 5375.011!) annually on (111111111111: {1101113, but. the surveying: costs very 111111.211 111010 . S131- vml warships, besides Lioluniul gun- boals (11111 hired steamer; 111'1' cngurrul in 00111111113111 exunn‘mng and ch111'11112; 511115 111111 masts in all p 1'113 of ”11' 1101111 Some 400 dangerous rocks amt shoals \err‘. also reported] The maps issued try the Admiralty are supplied to the N-u‘y gratis, but. some 150,000 are sold annually to the OWntZ'l‘S oi vessels. Several scientific expeditions have bcvn sent, out for the purpose at map- ping out the: beds of ocean. 'l‘hm‘e wnz, tm‘ instuncc, the famous expedition of the Ilhatlungnr in 1872-76. This vessel was ('Oltlplctcly fitted out, nnd furnished with awry scientific appliance for ex- mniniu}: the sea from surface to bottmn. 19m- tlze purpose of soundiz-ig the depthc, mapping the basins. and determining the physical and biological conditions of the Atlantic, the Southern and'lhc l’uciflc Oceans. a naval surveying stuff and a scientific staff were embarked. In thwa- und :1 11:11: years {he (thal- lenfim‘ cruised over 6S,900<nau!icz11 miles and made 1111 unvatmn: at 362 stations at each of which 110m determined the depth of channel and other important details. Square. milcs of Auslrnlia. New Zeamnd. and adjacent Manda; whirl: have not yet been sux-vbyed. An mam-uh: map of Aush'u‘niu is uuuuuinuhlc. The 1095 pop- uluus districts of Canada and the whale oi South Africa. north of Cape Colony are, in a strictly geogrnphiml sense. un- known 10 [his day. What (lcluilcd n’xaps exist 1mm hem prepared from skulclxos mudn by h'uwllrrs :I'ml c‘xplcu‘crs. And in thrisc unknown districts, in Hm untroddcn (inserts of Ausli'niia and the‘ wastes of Canada. Di'ilish map-makers are at work 10-day. Thai many of limu men go in daily fear of their iivos. in- during terribic hardships, is obvious from inn import just to hand from Aighunisian. MAP THAT COST 50 LIVES. Under (2010wa \ianhmi and ion other British oilinm's. inc Seisitm Mission was intrusiod with Hh‘ \vui‘k 0i demarcating the hmmdnry beixan Afghanistan and Persia. :\ largo, pui'i‘mn at the imundzn'y in): through uhsninh: “aimless and un- known desert. the rmriuindoi' iir‘ing damn marsh. swamp. and inuminicd country. To fix this 200 milvw' (iccnpiud 1,500 men for hm mu] :1 half yours, at u cosl. (if the lives of Titty of lhc numbers of ”l”. expedition. ,p, ”,A y", -iv, On one ocvnsinn lhrm‘. nu n were Il‘umn to death. on amolhor Ium‘ died llmmgh being bitten by mud javlmls. who, be- sides, caused the death of about filly of their camels. In a terrific winter storm, too. 600 camels were killed at once. Sn through blinding hlizzards, hum-mg at a velociey or 120 miles an hour, through tracklcss deserts, sand-buried cities: John Bull‘s mapâ€"makers trudged steadily on to their journey‘s end. - “You needn’t be afraid." said Hu- J.“ fmdant‘ s 1:1333 er, reassm ingh. “But the fellows got. a pull,” gunn- blcd the l1£f011dflllt 7 “But we’ve got sufficient pull to get, pronmt. msficefi "Viiiihz'umt’s just what I don‘t want to get." I. B. Com. oi Rice, has announced his inlenfion or moving. to \Vheutland. ACTIVITY IN CEREALS. PREFERRED MERCY NOTES OF INTEREST FROM HER BANKS AND BRAES. FROM BONNIE SCOTLAND What Is Going on in the High- lands and. Lowlands of Auld Sc )‘tia. _ The Jewish community of Glasgow do not permit any of their persuaâ€" sion t9 Vbccomc paupcrs. . m An Edinburgh man has carried 011' first prize for hairdressing. an Aber- deen man the second, and a Glasgow man the third. The novelty has worn off tha. pen- ny- -inâ€"theâ€"slot. stamping machines at the lailway stations, and they don’ t pay their way “ell. â€" The mansién house of Blackhouse. between Largs and Skclmorlic, has beg: vaui_rcd by My. Stqwgrt. «III-L . Thé sthkrin {he shop of Fred Mat- thew, general ‘dealer, Kilmarnock. was destroyed by fire on the 15th 1111;. Sunday opening was inaugurated at Dundee on the 19th ult., when 850 people visited the muSeums and art galleries. The death is announced at the age of 86 of Mrs. Harriet Robertson Cunninghamc. of Auchenhzu'vie, Stev- cnston, Ayrshire. It is expected that on the occasion of the quutorccntcnary Celebrations of Aberdeen University in September next year, the King will open the new Marischal College buildings. In a letter to the newspapers. Councillor J. Chisholm charges the Lord Provost of Edinburgh with bet- ting on the recent municipal eluc- tions, as well as with discourtcsy, swearing and vulgarity. An important shipbuilding com- bine is announced, the firms being Gammon, Laird 00., 01' Sheffield, the Fairfiuld Shipbuilding and En- gineering Company of Govan, and John Brown 6; Co. of Clydebank. Sir Frederick 'l‘reves was elected rector of Aberdeen University by a majcrity of 237 over the Right Hon. C. '1‘. Ritchie. During a severe gale on the nast Coast :1. ketch was driven ashore near Curnoustic, and the crew. Con- sisting of six men, were drownod. Mr. J. R. Atkinson, of the post- ot’fice, Newcastle-on-'1‘yxw, has been appointed postmaster ut Ulas‘niols, in room of Mr. Kinnem‘, retirnd. A patimt in the Royal Infirmary, Edinburgh, James Donald, aged 28, a laborer, committed suicide by stab-'- bing himself to the heart with a pocketâ€"knife. A well-known figure in Palnackie district has passed away in the per- son of Mr. William Cuir'd, who was head teacher in the public school for about 45 years. Major Spotliswoodc, lst Seafol‘th Highlanders, now serving in India, has been selected to succeml Colonel Jameson in command of the 2nd Battalion at. Aldershot. Limit-Col Evoi‘ett has been formâ€" ally appointed to command the 3rd Battalion Highland Light Infantry, at Hamilton, in succession to C01- om-l Storey, 0.13., retired. Mr. Jumps Brown. mincrs’ agent. has been adopted as Labor Candidate for North Ayrshire. He makes the fifth minors' candidate already adopt- ed in Scotland for the general 01cc- tirm. The Glasgow Corporation Tram- wms Coxmnittce have decided to take no further action in regard to *the proposed through routns, as tlmse would intel'fvrc unduly with the regular services. The Postmaster-('1vnvml has in- formed Mr. Weir, M.P., that it has not been found passible to prom-cu with the erection of the new post office at Stowaway so soon as anti- cipated. . ’l‘1m “old man" addressed the foHowing letlor to his son, who was about In stand a civil svx'x'icn examination for a Government. positionâ€"- “Dirar Bill wlt ain't a lull 0' m.“ 0‘ you gom’ up again that clx'il wrvicl- lmslnuss. in my opinion, it's a nun-sided affair al- togolhc-l‘. Why, they‘ll tum you down if you don't know ’rllllmclln, 1111’ hey ll even rule you out if you’re a lut-lle short on geography an’ 513(-llin’l Take my advice an’ stick to yer trade of lawyer before a jury of yer poet‘s, :m' whm that fails you lu'n go to lulu-hin’ School.“ HE above picture of the mm and fish is the trade- »! mark of Smtt’sEmulsion, and is the synonym for strength and purity. It is sold in almost all the civilized coun- tries of the globe. If the cod fish become extinct ‘ ‘i‘ it would be a world-wide 'alum- I ity, because the oil that comes; from its liver surpasses all other I fats in nourishing and life-giving ' properties. Thirty years ago; the proprietors of Scott’s Emulâ€"I sion found at why of preparingi'. cod liver oil so that everyone can! ' take it and get the full value of? the oil without the objectionable ‘ _.,.\ ......~. 4..“ tusiv. Scott’s Emulsion -is the lust thing in the world for weak, backward children, thin, delicate people, and all conditions of wasting and lost strength: SCOTT BOWNE, CHEMISTS NO HOPE FOR HIM THERE. 10303710. ONT. 500. 311631.00. All drugglsts. Sand for free sample. “N0, 'l‘ommy,” said the {and parent, “I cannot interfere in your bt‘ha“. Your learner writes that she thrashed you on principle.” “l’rinriple. shut-ks my,indigmnt1_\'. “ where she licked me Mrs. Bendcrw‘im you mean, sir, to stand there and tell me you got inzoml outed from smoking a mx-ncob pipc‘l‘f Mr. Benderâ€"“Yes: Maria you V560, the cob had been acting as a stopper tor a di'mijuhn of moonshine for five years.“ iiia skin lioubl'es. Yes. Indeed. “blood will tell," when blot-Chas and incruscatinm maxk the skin. Weaver’s Comte and Vy'gswer‘s ‘yrup maku short work of all blood Professor Box-om: “Yes. my «it-111' 111111111111. the 11111101111 habit of sweets 111111 tobacco is gmdunllv affecting 111111 11»1111cr1'11-,: 51111111131 U10. 101111 of 1110 com-5 111;; generations. \11110 than thisâ€"~11) the course of reactionmv 01011111011. '1 I may so 101111 it m: shun undoubicdly ‘11‘1n'e (21111111111 born “illmut 108111 at all." One of the greatest blessings to pm:- ents is Mother Graves' Worm Extermin- smr. 1t en‘cctuully expcls worms and givea- health in a. marvellous manner to the little one. Perhaps, after all, the host policy is newr to do anyhudy any harm unless thereby you can do yoursélf some good. ! “Don‘t yuu small lire?" “No I don't ‘think‘l do.“ “I don't wilhvr; bu! 1mm ; people do if you ask me." '; "rip the Ownmrkod lloarl.~-- Is lhv jgreul engine which pumps life lhmugn ivouv system hard px'réssod. ovo‘v-mxnd. . groaning under i!s load Lwnuse diseuw [has clogged it? Dr. Agncw's Cure for 31hr: Heart is nature’s lubricaior and icicanscr. and daily demonstrates to {heart sufferers that it is the safest, sur- 1 «st. and most speedy Lemedy that met!- A Little Loss of flesh‘ :Llittle obstinate cough tun! “little pain in the chest are signs that mun not ba neglected. Allen's Lun: Balsam loosens mu} cough and efi'ccts a cure without. a. grain of npmm. nuncdict: “My brother can." cholox‘: “Haw do you know Rnnmliflz “Because he )5 Miler." Tlr} Bachelor: “Say what you plmso, but I don't believe there was ever 11 man Hunt, could size, :1 woman up." The l‘mnedict: “My brother can." The Ba- The grt-atcr the irritation in the throat. the. more (listrcssmg the cough bocomés. Coughing is 1hc effort, of Na- tun: to expel this irritating aaubsmm-e from the air passages. Bivkle's Anti- (mnsumptiyc Syrup will heal the in- flamed parts, which vxudc mucous, and restore them to an haultlly state. the cough dismvpcarim: under the curative effects 01‘ the medicine. It is pleasant to the taste, and the price, 25 cents, is within the reach or all. South American Rheumatic (Zurc Cum lilmumalism.â€"â€"IL is safe, harmless and acts q11ickâ€"â€"gi\'(~s almost instantmoliu! zurl an ubsolule cum in from one to 5mm «laysmmnks wonders in most acute farms nf rhulunulism. ()no mans testimony: I spent (3 \kas in bed Im- furc comnlmcing ils 1150â€"4 bottles cured mo.“~ Mi Mam a mum “ho think< himself :1 lvom lClldl :- nm‘kiv smmndurs the jnb l0 1 is v ifo shortly hflvr manliane. Time Has Tested It.-â€"â€"'l‘imc tests an things. that which is worthy five-s: Hm which is inimim) to man's Wen‘m'e me"- ishcs. Time has proved Dr. 'l‘houzzw‘ Eclectric 0“. From a few thousand bottles in the curly days of its mum:- Iucture the demand has risen so' that now the productiun is running into 1. hundreds of thousumls of but.tle<. What is so eagerly sought. {or must be good. mum icul science knows; l-‘alhm‘: “Sarah. i don't ‘like that fel- low who comes hero. in see you." Sar- ah: “I don't see why not. pa. I’m sure he hears the impress of a gentleman.” Father (wriggling his foot): “I! he comes again he'll bear the impress of another gentleman.” The average horse, with the usual flow of saliva, eats one quart of cats in about fifteen minutes; with this flow partially stopped it takes thirty minutes. . This shows how important It is 19 have the: proper quantity of cahva and dxgestive juices. Sunlight Soap is bottor than othor .0an, but in boat when used in the Sunlight my. Buy Sunlight “up 3nd tenor mum. increases the salivu and digestive juices because the feed being made “tasty” it makes the animals “ mouth water,” the same as our own when we add butter or jam to our soda bis- cuit; it makes it more enjoyable to eat. The horse, therefore, eats its feed up clear}. FEEDBNG . UYIH‘ IN"‘1’I( “H II‘ I‘*' " The increased digestion and assimilation makes the bleed circulate better, loosening the hide and making the coat glossy. Nothing injurious in It and can stop feeding ii wiahout harm- Iul cfiects. Our Heavc Cure, Tar Foot Remedy, Colic Cure, Embro- cation Linimcnt, Gall Cure, Balsam Pine Healing Oil, and Worm Powders are equally as good_i_n their gwn )vgy. Money cheerfully refunded by the dealer if any Clydesdale Preparations do not give satis- faction. Try Hercules Poultry Food. Clydesdaie Stock Food Co., Limited Toronto, Ont. Clydesdaie Stock Food ANOTHER NAME. JUST AS WELL. HIS ms!" exciuimcd Tom- “I guess I know me. all right.” EXCUSE. Hu‘ slzwh u‘fu'n Ham «fur '05 that Hwy nvver n: u ladifis' n '3 But combinm “a”, 13AM). PRICES 1T 13 IRRESISTIBLE. “’0 are proud and if you are not yet using it, all We ask is that you give it a trial and com- pare it with others. “\\hul do you mean In charging me sownhuihc cmls fox this prescription ”for hlling it~vmcn there isn't met few cents é‘xxom of stuff in it‘?’ 1N ed the cusiomer. Indigestion, lhat Menace to Human llappimss, pililess in its assaults. and no respectox- of persons‘ has met its con. quoror in South American Nervine. 'lhis great stomach and nerve remedy slimulalos digestion. tones the nerves uids circulalion. drives out impurities. dispels mnacialion. and brings back me glow of perfect health. Cures hundreds of “chronic-s" that have had fled physicians.-â€"68 “For what you know? Huh! If you could get pwplc to buy what you don’t know you'd do a thousand per cent. bigger DUsiness.” “Oh, the balance is for what I know ’ airily explained th_c druggigst Young Mill YOUNG WOMEN T00 Get, 3. BUSINESS or SHOE'I‘HAN D education; Nothing will pay you so well, and no school can do f0 well for pm) a.» the 0k] successml â€"-A-â€" -â€" An. I an: I10 1‘0 wuu nu ,vu _.rv - CANADA Busiéié ss COLLEGE OF HAMILTON. We can phre 200 of our graduates in GOOD SITUATIONS during the incoming year. We did it this ear and can LL: it again. This is (he :er1 rem-lbw: cullega of Canada. established 44 years, 26 years under present principal, Over 3000 graduaws inZsuccessful business 1119. Try in, Write _. _. ’4." 11“???“ FRIVFIPAL “It seems strange,” said Deacon May- berry. as he counted the money after church, “that a large congregation can be so small." If You are chvous and irritahle take " Ferrorim." the great, nerve and bluod tonic: you will be a new person by the time you have used 21. bottle. All dealers. Often we wonder if tho waiter thinks as little of us as we do after we have realized how he has bulldozed us into tipping him. A Pill for Gentrous Eaters.â€"-Thcre are many persons of hcanhy appetite unr poor digvstion who. after a hx-arty meal are subject. to much suficring. The food of which they have parlukcn lies like lead in their stomachs. Headache. dvprcssion. n. smothering zcnling lollow Um: so alliictcrl is unut for UUSlllcss 0, work of nnv Lind. In this condition I’urnmlcc's Vegetable l’ills wm on“! roller. They will assist. the nsumllutmz. of the ailment, and uxcd according to direction will rcslom healthy digcsuon. A Cry for fla-lp.-.\ pain in the back is a cry of the kidneys (or help. South Anmrican Kidney (Em-e is the only cur: that hasn‘t a. failure wriLlcn against it in cast-s: of Bright's discavsr‘, diabclcs. innumnlinn of Hm hlnddcx‘. gravel and other hidnny njhnnnfs. Don’t m-glm-L the afzpul'uHHjs insignificzmt “signs." This powerful liquid spa-inc, prom“? and cures-~70 Wire: “You don't, scnm to enjoy Hm (linnm' dear. What's the manor?” l'lusbund: “l was “enduring if more m-I'cn‘b some typographical errors in that cookery book of yours.” Only more whu have had cxpvrinncc 1.x” the torture rnrns muse. l’n'm hanks on. pain with Lin-2n on and (lay; hut. relief is sure Hollowuy's Corn CHI! \x‘iLh your â€"-p:Lin night. . to those WHO uae Cure. Ilis Mon Handled Guns \VF". but 3395’ Fre Dcmomlizod Them. Admiral 'anvsh'onsky, intorViu-wcd at Kobe, Japan, a short time ago. said that, in the battle of the Kor- Mn: “\\'iHiI‘ \th‘s ymu' Umr (rum: nbmfl‘.” Willie: “J he don't \met h) lcam unyihiu his candy and Khowcd him I» H." Galvanized or painted rod on both sides. Most durable and ocunomical covering for Roofing , A p___- :1 _______ u no“.-- flung-l.-. Dun-"17v Hun-en- (ialvamzeu or pnluuuu twu Mu u-wu muv :. on. 2., u-..~-.- ....._ _._~..,____V W, V , V q , _ or Siomglor kc!iucn¢¢~. “oases. burns. Elev-tors. :tnru. Clxunchee. Paultsy House, Crflu. etc. Easier to lay and will last longer than any other c nvering. Cheat»: that wont! shingles or slate. No expox-ionce necessary. .1 hammer and snip; are the on y tools requir- ed. It in semiâ€"harden“ high grade steel. Alan Corrugated Iron. P‘il‘ltcd or Galvan: d. in sheets 95 inches lung. Bead“ and Embossed Ceilings. V Crimp"! Roohng. 2000 designs of Routing. Siding and Ceilings in all gradex. Thousands of building: through tho Dominion are covered with our “net Metal Gouda, making them I'll‘lu' 'II\I_ I n-‘â€" â€"-'.---~â€"w“_ - ‘7‘ Send in your order {or 3.3 many squues {0:10 loot) as you mquin to cover your new or old building. The very best roofing far this chmmto. We can supply Eavc Trough. all taxes. Corrugated or Plain Round. Conductor P-pes. Shocs' Elbuws. 3 'ka. 'Iubu. All gwds shipped day zu'ter order is receivod. We are the urgent conceal a! the kind undo: tho British flag Established 1881. Write for free samples and Catalogue of our Oshawa. Shingle. Write today. HEWIEAL, QUE. O'TAWA. ONT. TORCNTI. ONT. WINNIPEO. YAHOOUVEI, 3.0. 161 Graig St. 423 Suascx st. 60 Yong. 82 70 lehard 8:. 815 Pond" 0!. van Straits, his men, who were more‘ oxpcrionvmi than has generally been ropm'imi. aimcd \u-il for the must, part, but the terrible i-zTocLs of the Japanese “I'D, domomiixed them. Tng‘u's veterans continued to fire with absiilulc calmness, hitting with mathematical precision the loading Ships of the four Russian columns. None of the Russian battleships was cut. into by burning shels. but the repeated shocked oi the projectiles bursting against them displaced and disjoined the steel plates. The rivets sprang and the water invaded the ships thngugh the holes thus made, shifting their qentcrs of grav- ity, capsizing and sinking them."1‘ho heat was suffocating, even the com- manding .oflicers' turrets were all burnt and the paint itself took fire. The pumps were shattered to pieces at the very beginning of the fight. The paint, with which warships are coated, Admiral Rojestvcnsky adds, is terribly dangerous. H05ES'I'VI-ZSSKY TALKS 0F FIGHT. M.:(‘. A. Buildings. Only one best tea. Quality is a Good Salesma . TEE! PEEK-AR PEOPLE, GALLAGHER, Pmscmn, C. B. College, Hamilton, Ont. Men of Canada PARADOXICAL. A HINT. Ems. WATER AND LIGHTNING 'PROOF WR:TE YOUR NEAREST OFFICE. HEAD OFFICE 4x21 wonxs--â€"osmuu, 0x1. U:VLUN Tail “Just ‘muso ” I look ,.. 1w tr; vat. Dyeing I cleaning! Inch for can In nu mu. 0! and up“. Hannah'roronto. Ottawa. Que“ -n‘ rrrrrr 13k Vaiuanle Admco Free 6 Use it and becmne your own veterinary + surgeon. O The VETERINARY 8P£CIALTY 60.. Limited 44 535 DUNDLS 5'11. TORONTO. 031‘. NfiRT H-WESTERH FARFflS Grand Trunk Pacific fin+a+amm+n+mmom+§ " 0h. flip on any old thins." said the mid n’cht caller. $9 the dado:- slippod on the to} ftcp. {Ext he did not lose :my time. as he slippe‘ .. A v n ...A..L-1 n!.....‘_ and. a" um C0151 DN'T DO 11‘. Sunday School '“I‘eacherâ€" Why, \\ 11 Wilson! 111.;111111" again! Didn't last Sunday‘s 19s 5011 teach \011 mm when you are struck on one. check \ou ought to 111m 1119 m‘ncr to the 311-1111er “11111-â€" “3951111111 119. 1111 me on the nose, and I’ve 0111) got 0110.’ thousands of the most obstinate cues 0' Coughs. Cold: and Lung trauma. Let ‘1 jflas Cured I tuna. on “The I) A: L fight in njitfy. “So he said I was a polished gentle- man did he?" "\an yes. It was the same thing.“ “Am Whnj was the exact word?” “He said you were a slippery fellow." Good Digestion Should Wait on Appe- titc.â€"’I’o ham: the summm well is to have the nervous system We”. \cry dchcatc arc the diucau’vc organs. u: some so scnmtiw- are they [hut atmos- pheric changes affect. them When way uncome disurranged no 0» 1:- t-ufla'ut-f Is )rucuruble than Parmclce's Vegztmzlt 1’“ s. ’l‘hey will 1‘55”; the (Inn 1 that. the hcax‘ty eater will suaer no in- convcmcncc and wm derive all we bene- ma 0! his roou. for 33 Years “You Sign this deed of murnwn free will, (1:: you. madam?" asked the law. 3'01". “What do you mean by 1213!?" de- mundud the large rcd-[nccd wonmn. “i mean lint there has been no cmupul- sinn an the part of your husband has there?" “Him?" 5GC ejacmah‘d. :uming 10 MAR :11 1h»: mrk lime man sitting beside her. “I“: iii-2e to see him try to coxmmlsr mot!" Shiloh l have two sections or land [or sale entire or in parh on line of Grand Trunk Pacific. now under construc- tion just west of Portage La Prairie. Ploughing in the Northwest will be- gin as early as February. You can sow oats, potatoes and alfalfa on breaking and got big prices from railroad contractors on the spot. 'l‘hcn hire out your teams tormil- road grading at $5 per day. You won't get such a chance for a start another year. Don't waste any time, as there is practically no other land for sale of equal quality in such a situation on such terms and at so low a price. Price $10.50 per acre; six year terms. 1. L. R. PAP-SONS, ‘32 Winchester r treat. Toronto. Ont. and other cane-Jim you have the guamnteo of health :0 your stock. muzdud in! ‘I mean 13:. :inn nu tin, new!" “H “ Ilflflfli AHERIOAI BYEINO 60." This is the season of the year when you g bed to use awry precautiun with you + rock. By tbn use of our a s. 0 3K ‘romc : Blue Ribbon Tea. lot the var: Mum! you can a) sh. §hߤh's_ Cqmumgfiop 0.57:, the Tonic. has been before the public. “a this. togethc: wk}: the fact that its sides have steadily inaused year by year. is the but proof of the mail of as a we tar Douala. holds. and all dizcasa of the lungs and air pauses. Thaw who have used Shiloh would not b: without it. Thou: who have never card S: shock! know that every bottle is mil with a pcéfivc guarantee fiat. if it doesn't can: you. the denier wii‘. {chad what you paid 531' it. Skdioh cure you. SHELOH ISSUE NO. 52â€"05. far at