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- es A A ow aid 300 Ptoien FAM Mis NES NEWS oalenia i J i iE INSPECTOR of WEIGR [ For the County of Ontdrio. Port Perry, Nov 1, 1876. A(T C, FORMAN, 00 ISSUER OF '| Marriage Licenses. PortPerry, ia HENRY: GRI ~PATGNT SOLCHIOR IRD RGAE TER , 6 i 1a w : +OTTAWA, CANADA, / Yueh; 3a al, g nd mont 13 Transacts business awith the Patent Office and o oper on ar tend i | and 'other depgerments of the Government - discontinued =n Fetus frst insertion ns, per line lew. BO a 500 Te 'Containing money, when ad- oy to this Office, pre-paid and regester- ed, will be at our risk, Advertisments measured by Nonpareil, and chifged'according tothe space they ac- eupy. Advertisments Yeceived for publication. without specific instractions, will be inserted antil fo and charged accordingly. No advertisment. will be taken out until paid for. A libgral discount' allowed to Merchants and oo who advertise by 'the year or half-y . 3" These, These, terms will in all cases be strictly) adhered to. Job Department. Phamplets, Hand Bills, Posters, Pro- grammes, Bill Heads, Blank Forms, Roceipt Books, Checks, Books, Cards, Ball Cards, &¢,, 5 every "style and color, exvented promptly and at lower rates than any other establishment in the County. Parties from a distance getting hand bills, &o, printed can have them done to take home with them. J. BAIRD. H. PARSONS, JONES, M. D, Coroner, Physician, . Surgeon, &c. 'Port Perry. Residenece=Office door west of the Presby s erlan Church. R. WARE, Coronor for the County or ontario, "Physician, Surgeon and Ac- ' oucheur, Prince Albert. H. SANGSTHR, M. -D., Physician, Sur- J. geon and Aecoudheur., Coroaer for the County of Ontario ol PORT PERRY. Ofce over Nott's I Soins Store, corner of Queen and Perry Streets, Ofice hours from Ha. m. to i2 m. Rosidence, the dwelling recently occupied by Mrs. Geo, Paxton, Dds a aa RA fy Dhasclans, ie Seon WMA GILL, Me™ FRANCIS RAE, M.D. M. Fu MCBRIEN, M.D, M. R. (, 8, Guy's Y Hospital, Loudon, England. The 'Lye R. O, H. Ly, # _ Oshawa, E. FAREWELL, LT. RB, County Crown oh: ney for Ontario, Barrister, Attorney, Oflice lawely oc Brock street, Solleitor, and Notary Public. eupled by 3. H. Cochrane, Esq., y Whitby. ti YVAN 1... ENGLISH LL. B, Solieltorin Chancery, Attorney, Convey ancer, &c. Oshawa. ©Mmoe--Simeoo street, opposite the Post Office. --_-- ed SMITH, Ll. B., Barrister, At- Ise Solleitor in Chancery, and Insolvency, Notary Publie, &c. OMee--MeMiilan's Block, Brock street, Whitby. AMERON &+ MACDONNELL, S---- and Attorneys at Law, Solicitors County Council, Ontario, Offices : Court House, Whit M. C, CAMERON, y. MH. J. MACDONNELL. and Solicitor Lorne at Law A, Lunn, Ad > Royal Arcade, . in Chancery. Office in the ' Pert Perry. W. Maurice Cochrane, 5 : 5 TTORNEY-AT-LAW, Solicitor in Chan- cery Notary Public, kc, &c, Office houss:punctually from dam. t05 p.m. Money to Loan at 8 per cent, ou all kinds of yo security, Office, Bigelow's Loyal Arcade, PORT PERRY, ARGTON. Teacher of Music, ealer in Musical int sites, on on Union Avenue. NGTON, Teacher 'of hy 170s or in person i Avenue, Port ROOF. Port sirument 138° Bf. HA Me Perry. | '0. N. VARS, L. D. 8. EETH i on all' the latest princi- ples of and as cheap as the cheap- ext, mpd ow as the Too 5 $iel Ty | and rata + Teeth ah block, over din a Store, King Street, Oshawa. ----rtr---- CHAS, THORN, VS; the Veterinary Institute, Metta ft! Gold Medalist for the on Horse Practice rd ¥ a 9h Sram Prio. Essay on hoting. ofa Sept. 16, 1867. Dr. Thr taken up his now .pre| hi the Site 'to anwmounce that he has iter at Port Farr: and is ii prvkrey nd Stra st sud seicntitic et at ao. Modion Hal of. Mr Allison, will receive promptatteution. | 3 Stables may be fomad e factory. | The Ve on Lilly teat, oppelie Cossit '8 Fi One .door west of the Walker louse orl 'of Trade ORT PERRY. -- Aron we the'a cul | approbation and Ee pattontge oF of, he po THE WALKER HOUSE * whethet for exterit or quality of accommo. surpassed by none out of the | Cy Commercial "Travelers, the Traveling Public, Farmers and bthers doing Lnsiness in the Village and the general public will on receipt of the model of the vention, Eee tee The undersigned would jnform the public Dental Surgeon at his residence, Prince Albert, where he is prepared to attend to all who require his services, or partis will be attended at their residences if they prefer it. My long and thorough knowledge of every department of the profession enable me to warrant satisfaction in every instance, R, FOSTER, L D8. Printe Albert, Aug. 16, 1876. 3 © @uctioneers. W. ML WILLCOX, LICENSED * AUCT IONEER. FOR THE COUNTY OF ONTARIO. AND TOWNSHIPS OF MARIPOSA & CARTWRIGHT, EGS to thank his many triends and the I public genernlly, for the lilx ral patron- age bestowed upon him for the past five years. Having now given up the business of Bailiff, I intend, in future, to devote my whole time to the business of Auctionuer, Collecting, &c, * It will be my endeavor, by prompt and careful attention to business, to give full satisfaction to all who may favor me with | their Sales or Collecting. Bi Isdranghted and Blank Notes furnished free of charge, Also Bill Stamps always oo hand. Arrangements can be made for sales &c., at the Onggpver Office, and at the Standard Office, Port Perry, W. M. WILLCOX, Prince' Albert, Oct, 2 25, 1873, Wm Gordon, Licensed Auctioneer, Valuator, &e. TOR the Township of Brock, Uxbridge, 1 Scott, Thorah, Rama, Mara, Mariposa and Eldon, par Parties entrusting their Sales to me v on the utmost attention being given | r interests. ma) to th S WM. GORDON, Sunderland, Brock. THOS. H. WALSHE. ICENSED Auctioneer for the Township J of Brock, Thorah, Mara & Rama in North Ontario; Mariposa, ete., in the County of Victoria, Re sidence-- Cannington, Brock. Orders left at this office, or at his residence will be punctnally attended to. Debts col-- lected in Cannington, or otherwise; and prompt remittances made. Remember-- WALSHE, the Not th Ontario Auction- eer. R. RICHARDSON, Re-appointed Issuer of Marriage Licenses Under the New Act. Office, lot 10, in. the 1st "on. Brock. : Brock, Aug. 5,1874. 33 New "Marriage Act. Port Perry, July lst, 1874. ENRY CHARLES having been' re- appointed Marriage License Agent-- (after sixteen years duty) continues ta fare nish Licenses as heretofore--at Port Perry. ing oa "yon + F . Ls oe ok THE ONTARIO FARMERY Mutual Insurance Company. | This Company is now fully organized and is prepared to accept risks on Fann Buildings and their contents, country School Houses and Churches, Those wishing to injure and thereby suj pot a Home Insurance Com have now a0) nity. of. doin, € by applyi the the local Agents he Head Oleo, © Our rates | will be found as low ds those of any rdipon- sible Mutual Insurance Company in Canada. Head Offi 1 | Brock St.; Whitby 1, FAIREANES, Jr, . Sporstary:. that he now practices his profession "of Opposite the Royal Hotel | a fone Jr Ba uth Sc estions, feat Sn be required in thE matte oT Documents abate; nth lomatinn i Er rite Pabengs of In i ! « and in charges. The Charges are No Higher at the 'Walker House than 'at any other, 'Hotel in Town. "The House is fitted up Hiroto in FIRST CLASS STYLE. The Tables and Bar suppl 'with the choice ot the market and the utmost atten-- ALL GUESTS. An abundance of comfortable Stable and Shed accommodation, and attentive hostlers. : W. B. McGAW, | Port Port Perry, Apri 20, 1876. ~ P= PERRY HOUSE, PORT PERR JAS. V. THOMPSON, - PLOPRIETOR. The above House is now most comfort- (ably furnished, and Guests are cared for in | the Home Style. Good Liquors and Cigars, | also, first class Stabling and good Ostlers,.-- Additions have been made which makes this the largest and best House in this section. of country. Fare $1.00 per Day. Aree "HOUSE, "PORT PERRY, The Subscriber having leased this comfort. able and convenient Hotel, will spare neither labor nor expense in providing for the com. fort and convenience of guests. 'The Tables will always be supplied with the best to be had in themarket., Only choice Lignors and Cigars at the Bar, Any quantity of firstclass Stable and Shed accommodation properly attended to by cureful Ostlers. CHAS, HOLT. Port Perry, March 8, 187 QUARESPEARE HO TEL, | » CORNER OF KING AND YORK 8TS., JAMES POWELL, . . First-class accommodation ; bath. rooms, . ProprieTor. &c. Board, $1.50 per day. ? in eh R EVERE HOUSE, [dv MANCHESTER. By GEO. HOUCK. i Having leased the above excellent Hotel it will be my endeavor to conduct it in every particular so ns to merit the appro- bation and patronage of the public. "Manchester, Oct. 6, 1875, UEENS HOTEL Corner of Cameron and Laidlaw Sts. CANNINGTON, Oxr. | D. CAMPBELL, ProprigTOR | This Hotel is now furnished in the best style, and offers cvery accommodation to travelers py First class Sample Rooms, Livery attached. 3 Cannington, Oct. 20, 1875. 43 ies mis -- JOHN & DAVID J. ADAMS, ASSL ANERIOAR HOTEL, General Ageiits, PRINCE ALBERT. Office in Mr. Ross' Ontario Buildings, W. H. PARK, - - - PROPRIETOR. Port, Perry. Lased 1 11. | Port Perry, Oct. 11, 1872, | Having p the above p ly roam PRO WALKER HOUSE 3 tel, it. will be his endeavor Tg cont Jit in every Th a dn ¢ k as Se To tion paid to the convenience and comfort of dd VIN cB bor According to an' Act of Parliament, all parties using Weights and' Measures are compelled to buy Copper or Brass Measure and all stamped "Imperial Measure." Also all yard meastres now in use are condemned and parties must use a Y#¥d Measure with sither Brass or Copper on the x : |end--in fact all Weights and Measures must be brought to the Inspector for examination ; 'and all former measures found too small will bs con- demned. Therefore, to conform with the Law purviess bad better call at the CIRCULAR SAW, PORT PERRY, Where they can purchase the proper size of each, und Stamped ready for use. W. T. PARRISH. 1876. MONEY TO LOAN MORTCACES WANTED. Port Perry, June 12, I WHITBY '|STEAM MARBLE WORKS. J. & R. WOLFENDEN, Jy HoLEsaLE and Retail dealers in Foreign and American Marble Man-- tles, Monuments, &c, »Dundas St , Whitby, Also, Agent for the Scottish Granite, FYVHE Subscribers have large sums of mon- ey placed in their hands f5r investment on { Improved Farms; Village Prope rtics, hd , other Securities in this and adjoining Counties at the lowest eurrent ratos bi oN 5 We Also fo Baliding Stone cut to orde-, d at all times Borrowers g their money with the have funds on eandep nd on g east possible del * WANTED 70 PURCHASE, Any number of Mortgages for which the high- est figures will be allowed. Wearealso appraisers for tha Canada Per- manent Building Society, the cheapest and largest Monetar, stitution in Canada. Paid up Ci Japital $1, Ja Installments re-payable infrom2to20y - Lands Bought and Sold. Several good farms for sale. JOHN NOTT, Agent, ¥ Port Perry. 32 lh anit -- PERRY LIVERY STABLES, Whitby, July 29, 1874, C. MKENZIE, PROPRIETOR, HE Subscriber having now fully ec his new and extensive Livery Stab] bod a supply of superior Horses prepared to furnish first ass LIVERY RICS On Moderate Terms. C. MCKENZIE. 3 ° Agents for several first class Fire In surance Com panies, and Carrirgos, is Collections made and a general agency busi- ness transacted. Z%~ DEBENTURES BOUGHT.-t Port Perry, Aug. 6, 1873. Luggage TAKEN TO AND FROM THE STATION situated Hotel, 1 have thoroughly repaired and renovated. the entire premises even to the Sheds. The Hotel has been furnished in First-Class Style and Stocked with the best Liquors and Cigars) Strict attention paid to the comfort of guests, The table and bar well supplied. W. H. PARK. Prince Albert, June 12, 1875. A BhsTRONG HOUSE, (LATE ALBION,) WHITBY, ONTARIO. E. ARMSTRONG, PROPRIETOR. ------e OYAL EXCHANGE HOTEL, I WILLIAMSBURG, CARTWRIGHT. 7' E. HRYANS, , Proprietor, The Rubscriber having succeedad Mr. Mason in this pleasant and commodious Hotel has red neither labor nor expense in re iuing bo) renovating the entire premises. The Bar jp lied with a Superior class of Liquors and est brands of The choice of the Ta provided jo the. dere Excellent nd attentive Ostlers. siabling a E, BRYANS, 'Williamsburg, Dec. 6, 1675. MONEY [Private Cy To 'Loan on good Farms, at 8 per cent in- terest. LYMAN ENGLISH, A gi Barnisze, &c., ? ~ Oshawa November, 21, 1866. 14 Gold and Fancy JEWELRY, School Books, Room Paper and Fancy Goods of the Boer Qual: ity. Most, Attractive Ap- and at Towest Possible Prices. . The Subscriber takes this opportunity of 4 etuming {unks to his numerous customers | age during the maoy in S hich. Fo has done By in 4 and would now inform them and: the [ect o ly that he has re-opened his Stare Wis a Valuable Stock of carefully se. ected Goods of the newest aiid most stylish | ! [ and Fancy Goods for ladies eri AND AROUND TOWN, The Subscriber is prepared to conve: Chests, Trunks, Br other pid scription of Luggage to or from the Railway Station or anywhere around town. All Orders, promptly attended to. Charge: moderate, * J. COOK. HONEY 70 LEAD: The undersigned has any amount of Money to lend upon Farm and Town Property, at Unusually Low Rates of Interest! 'Loans can be repaid in any manner to suit the borrower. Also several Improved Farms, and Wild Lands for sale, cheap. Investments made in Municipal Deben- tures, Bank and other marketable Stocks. Apply to Port Perry Tan. 1st, 1874, MONEY | MONEY! -- To Uhdersigned having made arrange ments forthe investment of money on Real Estate Securities is prepared to receive applications for Loans of large or smal! amounts at moderates rates of interest, All sppliostiong will receive prompt attention and the monoy will be paid in ev: €Ty Case Hy soon a4 the title 1s approved. Churges low ¢ P. A. HURD, Solicitor, Bort Perry. Port Parry, April 17, 1876. ; JAMES HOLDEN, Official Assignee, Broker, &c. Orrice--Over the Dominion Bank, McMil- lan's Block, Brock st., Whitby. 'Whitby, April 10, 1873, * Lr OF DIVISION COURTS vou rip OHN CHRISTIE, a h TowNSHSP CLERK Count y of Ont ario, ssuer, pF Marri Sonat Gime a For the year of ssioner &e. ances; y an 18 v 6. chester. Elli nn WL. SPENCE. haprduildid AR. ONPRAGTOR, BUILDER, a. Whitby. [3 ils yA RESIDENCE, PRINCE ALBERT, 3 br one Sul in: returni; Th hE pus me wl lf Eiri Bough 4 pro @.'H. DARTNELL, attention to in rikire. KivG has thins usiness Whitby, Dec 11,1875 Junin Judge, Laying Ving. in. nt ove Da y, Dec. "5. n ' at sn Ich he willenscuts, host dorane -- RT JHE & PORT PERRY EXTEN- SION RAILWAY. pA PARLE No. 14. Takes eflect on Monday, 8th May, 1876. ° Trains run by Toronto time, "GR is twenty- x J, Ww. CUDLIPP, CHITECT, &C. or va 5 hontand n hich 5 done.' The ont mia Prince Afar, Aptis, 1875. pry two! mi tes slower than G. ve.in France, the: nied Stes | TE on in Beiliing 1 am prepared to furnish . Kho day when Rab} conten. the my way to school. Day after day, i. week, summer and winter, vain'and shine, x] went the sme, way ; somen Meta pry ag with cold, sometimes choking tears when afbigger boy called me baby"; sometimes loitering to fay about ---- river, sometimes running | , hungry my supper; sometimes (vith met atone bat ¢ oftener With one litle Sol troubles alike,--"my little: sweet heart," I called her, as the years slipped by and I came to know that there was such things as sweethearts, A very happy little pair we were, for my troubles grew smaller as 1 grew bigger and able to revenge myself on the®: boys who were wont to dub me 'baby. *_ But one trouble haunted me/still ; my little Jennie had amether friend, a bigger and better looking boy than I, and every word she spoke to him, every glance she gave him, roused my anger, and I soon hated him with all the unreasoning hatred that a boy of twelve can bestow on a fancied enemy. Boon a crisis came, 'T had' worked being transformed into a ring for my little sweetheart, and at last it was finished -- Delicate and slender as a thread, I turned it over and polished it for the last time, and slipping it carefully into my pocket, I start- ed off in seach of Jennie, When I came to the bridge I saw her resting there, with a basket at her feet, Stealing up to her, and passing my arm timidly about her waist, I drew the ring from my pocket, and trying to overcome my boyish bashfalness, I was about to blunder out some speech asking her to wear it, when glancing at the little brown hand resting on the stone coping, 1 saw on her finger, not a poor little black thread like mine, but a silver band that seemed to have been cut out of a coin. How quickly my boyish shyness and awkward- ness fled! In an instunt my face was burning with anger and my heart thrghbing with hatred, I had withdrawn - my arm from around her and was standing erect and reso ute at her side, Jennie, did George Hanover give you that ring ?' I asked, looking, sternly at her downcast face, "Yes, Will," twisting it nervously around her finger, and then looking up pleadingly, half frightened at. my angry tone. Fora second I held the little. ring before her eves, --the ring that I had fashioned so carefully, s0 loving, that 1 had dreamt such daydreams pover--tor one second I heid it between my fingers, and then dropped it into the river beneath us. "That was for my little sweetheart," I said bitterly, "but I have none now ; George Hanover has stolen her from me," and turned away, feeling very much as if I was the hero in a tragedy. I smile at it all now but it seemed very dreadful to me then -- Standing in the same place twenty years ago, it came back so vividly that I almost thought I could hear the faltering litle voice crying, "Will! oh, Will! comee back," just as it did when I turned to leave her, Tn spite of my anger, I did go back, for there was something in the quivering toffe that touched a very tender chord in my boy- High heart. "I am so sorry, Will," she said crying; " he made me take it, but I'd rather have had yours. I hate him now, and I won't wear it any more," and pulling the cause of the trouble from her finger, she flung it angrily away from her into the water where 1 had dropped the other, Then I awkwardly wiped of the tears and kissed her, and coaxed her back to happiness again; in half-an-hour I had carried her basket home for her, and we were making sand cakes together, as if jealousy, and anger, and pain, were things unknown to children, In all our plans for that wonderful time when wd'would be "grown up," we ncver dreamt that anything could happen to part us two but long before my boyhood was over we had drifted into seperate ways, and our childish plans had shared the fate of our childish soap-bubbles. It is thirty-odd years since 1 saw her last, and then she wose another ring that George Hanover had given her;--a ring that bound them together for life. I saw it shining on her third finger with no hard feelings towards my old rival, for the old love had died away with my boy- hood, and "my litsle sweetheat" was only a _| pleasant memory. --~From " An Old Sketch Book" in the New Dominion Monthly for Sep- tember. id ---- it was evening, Three of them were Kill- ing a cat,' One of them held a. lantern, an- other held the cat, and the. third jammed the pistol into the cat's ear, and fired, shoot ing the man in the hand]who held the cat, fan1 the man with the lantern was be- | wounded in the arm, . The cat left when it saw how matters stood, and that Hifesling was being engendered. Danbury has the champion patient boy. He comes from a chroniclly borrowing family. The other day he went to a neigh- bors to get a cup of sour milk. "I haven't got anything but sweet milk," said the woman pettishly. «I'll wait till it souws," said the obliging youth sinking intoa chair. The editor of the Vicksburg Hearld: says, 'rather meekly : ¢ It is still hot enough to burn the ears off a brass monkey." Will | somebody give him and umbrella ? . Our readers will thank us for the foltewing 'sure preventive against hydrophobia in dogs : | Boil three teaspoonsful of salt and an ounce, big eriopgh to carry a alate, T toddléd aéross | "fine, tall, handsome man, clothed from. head Tate who was faithful 16_mb in mur] A week ona gutta-percha button: which i 0] you dress bal | the advice' Lady (3d an im for a fancy pele a Ju at least that's ald give yon. Her below | ball, was & great sucoess ; but it was by the |° greatest that there was not an. awful jcontretemps. 0 o guests were arriving in ion w, harléquins, courtiers of dr. rm mlets) kings, quoéns, Juliets, | Gower-girls, and red Indians were more or tended to Tess jostling each other in the crowd, whens | to foot it un Ulster, 40 put it in that way, said the astonished footman ; 'button up your coat, sir, I implore you. You can't go up stairs like that' ¢ Man,' replied the mystericus gtiest,i¢ I am in charactet, and 1 insist on being abn, to the. ballroom. -- Here is.my card of yifation.' . ¢ Yes, sir,' said the unhappy rant, © you must bein character, sir--inffhe character of Adam, sir, but you mustn't leave this room till you have buttoned your oat. 'Pampered menial,' efclaimed the mysterious one, 'is not thisa fancy dress ball?' 'A fancy dress ball, sir,' (considerable emphasis on dress) 'Was I'not particularly requested to come in char. acter?" 'You were, sir' 'I ask you, am T not in character? Whatcharacter ? 'Why the character of a foreign bond-holder-- stripped of everything.' The master of the house here appeared upon the scene, and the madman was returned to his friends. a Foul Ice Water. The modern science of medicine has achieved its greatest triumph in detecting the immediate spyrces of many diseases and pointing out the means of avoiding them. -- To the list of perils that may be avoided by proper precaution is now to be added the danger of illness from the use of impure ice. The most striking instauce of this on record has been fully set. forth in q recent report to Mussachusetts State Board of heajth by Dr. A. H' Nicholas, concerning the outbreak of an intestinal disorder among the guests at one of the hotels at Rye Beach in the summer of last year, The symptoms were those generally following a derangement of the diye ¢ system, such "as nausea, giddiness, loss of appetite, diarrhea, abdominal pain, and fever. With about five per cent. of the guests these symptoms werd grave and per- sistent ; among the great majority, and nota. bly with children under ten years old, there was no such illness, and there were no traces of it in the other hotels and the cotta. ges at Rye Beach. Thé sewerage of the hotel was carefully investigated, and then (he water supply ; the proprietors of the hotel leading eager aid to thorough research ; even the kitchen and its processes were overhauled without finding the cause of trouble, At last it was discovered in the ice with which the hotel was supplied. This bad been se. cured from a pond of which .the outlet Lad in recent years been closed by sand and stones washed up from the sca ; the pond thus becoming a stagnant recepticle of mud and sawdust, there being two saw-mills on the stream above. The icc was subjected to cLemical analysis, and was found to contain putrescent vegelable matter. The hotel stopped using the coutaminated Ice, and there was an end to the sickness among its boarders. ----------------e-- ee Cole Younger; the leading spirit of the Missouri train robbers, is regarded as wn- questionable daving and rare address. He always goes abont armed with two heavy revolvers, in the use of which he is an ex- pert, being able on any occasion to draw both from hie belt, one in each hand, at the same time, and to fire them with equal accu- racy. Physical accomplishments, indeed, seem to have been made the boast and pride of this freebooter. He can shoot a pistol over his shoulder with perfect skill, and has been seen to ride at full speed around a race- track and shoot at a mark on a tree, hitting it easily without checking his horse's speed He has also the Indian trick of hanging down on one side of his horse, and while clinging to the neck with one hand firing ugder the horse's head with his usual skill Naturally, such an artist in the use of fire- arms must be one pursued with caution, either by the average detective or average Missouri Sheriff. 'Since the Younger bro- thers became open outlaws, they have not been constant residents of Missouri, keeping 'wut of the State most of the time, and finding a refuge in Texas, | where they occupy a ranche. It has been their custom to revisit their home in Missotiri, in the Spring and Fall, making a den, appearance, and then as suddenly making their disappearance. iiss The Day you were Born. Here is an infallible method of discovering the day of the week on which a given day of the month any number of years previous occurred. Fo the number representing your |. age nt your mext 'birth:day, add one fourth for leap year. this amount divide by seveu and the remainder count back from the day on which your birthday ocowrs during the present year. For instance, on your nexi birth-day you will be 24 years old. divided by 4 and the quotient 6 added to 24 gives 30, the amount which, divided by 7. the number of days in a week, give & weoks, and the remoinder of 3 days. . Now if you binhday in 1876 comes on Monday, count back two days and You have ihe day ot which you were bom, Satucday. Thig have a boil! tho ati oro sl epet b oner charged with drunkenness what be: in. do. He replied, frankly, thas Ke tiwasirit his gwa boss this. morning.' | ik At the French Assembly, 7:16 p.m. = i' Speaker (aside to member)--«"For Jmengy. 3 sake finish your speech | I give a dinner ; Party to.oight" Member (dside to Speaker) ~+1 know it. Asiother time Yorlt da invite me." to his client, after losing his forth 'Cases alter circumstances,' savagely replied the client. 'By your management of my cases my citcamstances have been nearly ruined, ad An Bien paper exultingly exclaims that the Turks. appear to know how to make capital nde of their improved arms." Recent events induce the belief that they know how + to use their leg, too. "The Whitehall Times asks : "1f Necesvity' in the mother of invention, will some sharp paragraphist please inform us who the father Ye8 lis?" Why the husband of Mrs Necessity, of course, Isn't this a-parent enongh ? * "Grounds of Argument --Edith--I say, Regy, how is it that one of our cows is brown and the other white?' Reginald-- Why, you silly, anyone knows that. It's the white cow that gives the milk and the brown cow the coffee. a The only quotation which seems to be thoroughly understood by a straw-cutter ig that which says--All flesh is grass.' This leads the cutter into frequent errors, and makos it an [unpleasant companion" for small children, 'Where's the bar 7' asked a dirty looking stranger of the bell-boy at one of onr hotels the other day. 'What kind of a bar ** asked the latter. 'Why, saloon bar, of course, what do you suppose I mean?' 'Well, drawled the-boy, 'I didn't knew but you might mean a bar of soap,' A western tailor advertised : "Wantep-- two or three girls to put on pants." Dr. Mary Walke: called next morning and said :* 'Now bring on your pants and don't look.' The tailor explained and she left with a sorrowful air, vowing that she would send him a grammar as soon as she got home, A Chicopee man had a cat which he cared no longer to possess. He took the animal inlo a garden, struck it nine tinies on the head with a hammer, and it still moved, he then boxed its ears with a spade and buried it, Next morning that cat walked serenely in to breakfast, willing te forget the past.' The first seeds of matrimonial discord are usually sown immediately atter going to housekeeping. It is not because the tender wave of harmony no longer pulsates from soul to soul. Tt is because she insists on him doing the marketing immediately after breakfast, on a full stomach, when he doesn't care whetber he has a canvass back duck or a boiled dish-rag for the next meal. Recipes. Touaro Carsvp.--To one peck of ripe tomatoes put one teacupful of salt. Cut the tomatces in small pieces over night. Lay them down in an earthem vessel or china bowl, Sprinkle the salt well through them. In the morning put them into a preserving kettle and boil them two hours. Take it off and strain them through a fine sieve or nes then retnrn the juice to the kettle, and boil it half away Flavor to your taste with pewdered Cayenne pepper, allspice and cloves, Do-not add the spices until about half an hour before it is done. When cool, bottle it with new corks. Secald the corks before inserting them, After you have filled the bottles pour into the top of each one a teaspoonful of sweet oil. 1t will keep better in consequence. Always shake the bottle well before using the catsup, > Tomato Carsve No. 2 --One peck of to- natoes, half a dozen onions chopped fine, two. tablespoonfuls of black pepper, two tablespoonfuls of cloves, two ounces of cel- ery seed, a quarter of a pound of salt, or wore if liked, one pound of brown sugar and one quart of strong vinegar. The proportions used in this recipe are particularly recom. mended, and it may be relied upon as being generally admired when vrought upon the table. 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