The following text may have been generated by Optical Character Recognition, with varying degrees of accuracy. Reader beware!

! | A : i " dalf-vear, Hoth Ontario Observer. A WEEKLY POLITIC. AGRICUL- TURAL 4 FAMILY NEWSPAPER, 1S PUBLISHED AT PORT PERRY, ONT. EVERY THURSDAY MORNING, BY BAIRD & PARSONS. rannum, i paid in ad TERMS. --$1 per annum, if 5 vance ; if not $1.50 will be charged. No aul ption taken for less than six months; and no paper discontinued until all arrears ave paid: RATES OF ADVERTISING. For cach line, first insertion ........$0 08 _ Subsequent insertions, per line ..... . 002 » Cards, ander 6 lines, per annum .... . 5 00 §@ Letters containing money, when ad- Aressed to this Office, pre-paid and regester- od, will be at our risk. 'Advertisements measured by Nonpareil, and charged according to the space they oc- cupy. Advertisements received for publication. withont specific instructions, will be inserted antil forbid and charged accordingly. No advertisein:. will be taken out untilpaid for A lib /iscount allowed to Merchants and « who advertise by the year or $@" They: terms will in 'all omses be trictly . eo" d to Job Department. tampilots, Hand Bills, Posters, Pro- grammes, Bill Heads, Blank Forms, Receipt Books, Chucks, Books, Circulars, Business Cards, Ball Cards, &e., of every style and 33lor, executed promptly and at lower rates shan any other establishment in the County. gay Parties from a distance getting hand bils, &c. printed can have them done to take home with them. J. BAIRD. H. PARSONS. ANDERSON, MB MD, FTMS, J ML PLS, L.R.C.P. Graduate of the Poranto, graduate of the Uni f Crinity U Follow of Trinity of School of the College of Phys 1s and Surgeons; Licentiate of the Rovai College of Physicians, Edinbure, Physician, Sargeon, and Accoucheur Office aver Mr. Corrican's Store, Port Perry. Univ rsity 1 ff, ANGRTER, M. D., Physician, Sur- . ¢-on and Aeeoncheur. {*nroner for the County of Ontario PORT PERRY. ytiee over Nott's Furniture Store, corner ofr ween and Perry Streets. OMbe hours from 9a. m. to 12 m. Residence, the dwelling recently occupied By Mrs. Geo. Paxton. \ Tw. Moronor for the County of Y= y ARE, Tora onicy of tara, hysielan, Surgeon paghair, ¥310-. n the tan halt Ala 7 SWAY, Sarre ore Sas f ere §RILLINGS & CAMPL EL, 13 and A torneys-at-Law, & he Ontario Bank. Of ort Poory, Out COLIN I CAMPBELL. F112, 188). Tron or, Attorney, )Tiec ately oc- Brock street, totmty € nd Not hile - 3, H. Coehrare. Esq. Whithy. fi., Solicitor in Ly neer, &0. co--Simeon street, opposite the Post Office 3 aMITH, I ., Barrister, Ate a at-Law. Solicitor in Chancery, 'nd Insolvency Notary Public, &e. yfice--Me +k, Brock street, ithy. MUCH D. SINCLAIR, TTORNEY-AT-LAW, Solicitor inChan very, UConveyancer, &c. Office lately occupied by W. M. Cochrane, Bigelow's Bock, Port Perry. J. A. MURRAY, ATE Patterson & Fenton, Surgeon > Dentist Office over Corrigan & Camp- bell's Store, Port Perry. All work done in the very atest and best style and warranted to give satisfaction, Port Perry, March 28; 1877. 0. N. VARS, .. D8. [on inserted on ull the latest princi- ples of the art, and as cheap as the cheap- sat, and as good as the best. Teeth filled with Gold and Silver. Teeth extracted without pain by producing local anwsth- esis. Dentical Rooms--in Cowan's new block, over Atkinson's Drug Store, King - §treet, Oshawa. host, Owe Hanning & Lally, .L. SURVEYORS, CIVIL KEN- P. erveens. Draughtsmen, Solicitors of Patents, Office, Gould's Block, Uxbridge. ©. @. HANXING. 0. W. LALLY. Moxar ro Loaw--O. G. Hanning, Agent forthe Freehold Loan & Savings Co. Uxbridge, March 26, 1879. --_-- LTENRY GRIST, Paren SOLICITOR AND 5 Daavenryay, Ottawa, Canada Trutacts business with the Paton Ofice and r departments of the Governmen! Copyeiguts and the Registration of Trade arks and Designs procured. Drawings, e tio nd other Documents neces. secure Patents of Invention, prepared of the model of the Invention. a RN HAM, Clerk of the Third Divi- 'Court... Office in Bigelow's Block m the pub- a Tailoing: VOL XXIV, NO. 44.1 -- PORT PERRY, PROVINCE OF ONTARIO, THURSDAY, OCT. 13, 1881. AND GENERAL ADVERTISER "Business Cards. ONTARI10 BANK. CAPITAL $3,000,000 PORT PERRY BRANCH. SAVINGS DEPARTMENT. vi Department is now open in ih Ta Branch. Deposits of FiveDollars and upwards received and inter- est allowed thereon. No notice of withdrawal required, A.A. ALLEN, MANAGER. ~ AUCTIONEER. - Jib IN HE undersigned takes this opportunity T of returning thanks for the very liberal patronage which he has received as Auc- tioneer in the past. The increased experi ence and extensive practice which I have had will be turaed to advantage of patrons, and parties favoring me with their Sales may rely on their interests being. fully pro- tected. No effort will be spared to make it profitable for parties to place their Sales in my hands, My Sale Register will be found at Laing & Meharry's Hardware Store and at my own residence, Union Port Perry. A venue, Por WS. DAWES, Auctioneer. Port Perry, Au. 17, 1881. B. MAJOR, - [OENSED AUCTIONEER. All parties I wishing his services can call at the «Qbserver" Office, Port Perry, and arrange for days of Sales. Port Perry, Jan 10, 1879. WM. GORDON, Auctioneer, Valuator, &e. Eh 'Pownship of Brock, Uxbridge, Scott, Thorah, Rama, Mara, Mariposa and Eldon, pey™ Parties entrusting their Sales to me may rely on the utmost attention being given to their interests. WM. GORDON, Sunderland, Brock. T. H. WALSHE, ICENSED Auctioneer for the Township of Brock, Thorah, Mara & Rama in North Ontario; Mariposa, etc., in the County of Victoria 1 Orders left at this office, or at his residence will be punctually attended to. Debts col- lected in Cannington, or otherwise, and prompt remittances made. Remember-- eer. WM. HEZZELWOOD. "HE Undersigned having taken out a Licens» as Auctioneer is now prepared to attend to all sales entrusted to him.-- "| Maving had munch experience in handling Real Estate, Live Stock such as Horses, November 21, 1866. also Farming Imple. -- -------- Cattle, Sheep, &c., ments of all kinds, Farm Preduce, &c, &c., parties placing their, sales in my bands may rely on getting all tor the property thatis possible to bring. All orders promptly attended to, sale bills made out and sale notex tarnished free of charge Parties leaving their orders at the Opserven Office, Pert Perry, will receive immediate and careful attention, Charges Moderate, WM. HEZZELWOOD, Raglan. Raglan. Sept 10,1878. eins WwW M. SPENCE, ConrRACTOR, BUILDER, &C. The Subscriber In returning his sincere thanks for stowed on him in the past would inform the public generally that having bought a pro- perty and moved into the Village of Prince Albert, he will In future give his whole attention to his business as Contractor, and 1s now ready to undertake Stone Work, Brick- Laying, Plastering, and everything connecte therewith, which he will execute on the short- est notice and in the best and most durable style, and at the very lowest eure at which a good job can be doe. i est material t-class workmanship. ud fr WM. SPENCE. Prince Albert, Aprils, 1876. Office Established 18 Years. I HAVE issued Marriage Licenses ut Port and continue Perry for the past 18 yea spot, Queen to do so opposite-the same ol Street. HENRY CHARLES. Port Perry, June 15, 1881., COUNTY OF ONTARIO. ittings of the. Division Couls for 108L.- Whitbys-Jan. 3,Feb. 1, Mar. 1, Apr. 1, May 2, uty 3, Sept 1, Oct. 1, Nov. 1 Deo 1. Brougham ¢ May 3, July 4, Sept, 2. Duffins Oreek { Jan. 4, Mar. 2, Nov. 2. Port Perry--Jan #1, March 4, Apr8, May 13 June 17, duly 22, Sept 6, Det 1 Nov 17, Des Uxbridge--Feb 9, March § Apr 1, May 20, June 2, Sept 8, Oct 11, Nov 18, Dec 29. Cannington--Feb 8, Mar 9, Apr 18, May 19, June 22, Sept 7, Oct 12, Dec 22. Beaverton--Mar 10, June 23, Oct 13, Dec 21, Athelrly--Mar 11, June 24, Oct 14, Dec 20. Now for Business HE undersigned Having thorough prac- tical experience and possessed of all 'the most approved appliances for. Moving Buildings, Is prepared to Contract for moving all sorts of buildings in a safe and expeditions man- ner. % Having secured a License as | attended to, Sal charge. Sales Orders Jeft at the Onssmaves Office will recive i attention. . Eos taken of $1 and upwards, at three per cent per annum. Uxbridge, Sept. 7, 1881. Notary Public, Commissioner in B. R., Land, Loan and Insurance Agent, Representing the following first-class Fire, Life, Accident and Guarantee INSURANCE COMPANIES : The Imperial, The Queen, N The Citazens, The Canada Fire and Marine, The Sovereign, The Union, and The Travelers. Frre Poricres Insuring all classes of insur able property, upon the shortest notice, and at equitable rates. Life Policies with premi- ums payable until death, or for a limited number of years, Endowment Polices pay- able at a certain date, or on previous death. Accident Insurance covering death by ucel- dent, and weekly indemnity In case of non- fatal injury. Zr Marriage Licenses Issued, "GX and Tickets for passage to and from Great Britain sold at lowest rates, Port Perry, April 20, 1881. MONEY TO LOAN. HE Subscriber is prepared to lend money T on improved property for terms from one to twenty years. Agent for WesSTERN Cawapa Loan Axp Savinas CoMPANY. He has algo been instruoted to invest a "H. GORDON, S A v 1 NGS B A N K ? DOMINION BANK. UXBRIDGE. No notice of withdrawal vequired. Inf WALTER DARLING, EE Fe (FROM BRAZIL.) The New Compound, its won- affini; ZO werful ty to the Digestive Apparatus and the Liver, increas- ing the Sisgolving Juices, reliev- ing almost instantly the dreadful results of DYspe) sia, Indigestion, and the TO. LIVER, makes Zopesa an every day necessity in gvery house. It acts gently and speedily in Biliousness, Costiveness, Head- ache, Sick Headache, Distress ar ter Eating, Wind on the Stomach, Jeartoim, Pains in the Side and Back, Want olap etite, Want of Energy, Low Spirits, Foul Stom- ach. It invigorates the Liver, car ries off all surplus bile, regulates the Bowels, and gives tone to the whole system. pou this out aud {ake a Jom and get a 10 cent Sample, Fh botile for 76 cents, an Xa rota 5 Kk. | + Residence--Cannington, Brock, ! Aso on Village Security at a Higher Rate pF MORTGAGES BOUGHT. HUBERT IL. EBBELS, BARRISTER. WALSHE, the North Ontario Auction- [p, Perry, May 10, 1881. MONEY (Private Funds] sicensed Auctioneer "'f'o Loan on good Farms, at 8 per cent in- terest, LYMAN ENGLISH, BARRISTER, &C., Oshawa - PORT PERRY LIVERY STABLES 62 Fhe C. MK ENZIE, HE Subscriber having now fully ecuipped T his new and extensive Livery Stablis with a supply of superior Horses and Carriages, is prepared to furnish first class LIVERY RIGS On Moderate Terms. C. MCKENZIE. the very liberal patronage be- poi Perry, Aug. 86,1878 WESTERN ASSURANCE COMPANY. INCORPORATED 1851. . sn CATITAL $800000. (With power to increase to $1,000,000.) HEAD OFFICE, TORONTO. #@F™ Insurances effected at the lowest cmrent rates on Buildings, Merchandise, and other property, against loss or damage by fire. JNO. & D. J. ADAMS, Agents, Port Perry. Pert Perry, Jan 22, 1879. large amount of Priyate Fands. tell your neighbor about it. Inter-st Eight per cent. No Commissi as gg Nf. PATERSON. © os Port Perry. May 20, 1878, Solicitor | = m pur - fe = 4 o° ] HE Subscriber is cd = £% 1 § prepared to = = PARE OW LIND ANT HADNT eo = 28 = Ne = = $71 § Farm Secorty. |= « 1 m At 6 per cent. |= = = = = 7p HE undersigned takes this opportunity # of returning incere thanks for the very liberal patronage bestowed upon the late firm of Rose & Shaw of Port Perry Marble Works. The liberal patronage received in the past has bad the effect of causing every Ceme- tery thronghout this and adjoining Counties To Bristle with "omb stones and Monuments, FROM THE POET PERRY MARBLE WORKS ! The undersigned now takes the business and with increased facilities and if possible greater attention to business hopes for a still further increase of public patronage.-- The services of BR. BBN Be BYBRNGe one of the finest Sculptors and most Artistic Carvers on Stone have been secured. All orders promptly attended to. ship and Moderate Prices. C. SHAW, Port Perry, Aug. 17, 1881. ! a Rls THE WALKER HOUSE, PORT PERRY, W. HASLAM. Dec. 15, 1880. Por PERRY HOUSE, The undersigned having leased for aterm convenience and comfort of guests supplies for the table and bar. JOHN RUDDY. Port Perry, Dec 9, 1879. ~~ ONTARIO Famers' Mutual nsuance Co'y, Head Office, Whitby, LICENSED BY THE ONTARIO GOVERN- MENT. This Company insures Farm Buildings Country Churches, School Houses and their contents as low as those of any other well established Company in Canada. JUST LOSSES PROMPTLY PAID. J. B BICKELL, JOHN WILLIS, "President." Treasurer. ©. NOURSE, Seeretary. April 7,1881. THE MANHATTAN FEED, CATTLE, MILCH COWS, For HORSES, SHEEP AND PIGS. KENDALL'S SPAVIN CURE, Will completely remove a Bone Spavin, Split, eto, without blistering or cansingany sore. - EL ----t «NEW HORSE BOOK. « A Treatise on the Horse and his Diseases," } hae 65 fine engravings, 5 Price 35 cents. 3 ih Agent, A. J. DAVIS, OMMERCIAL HOTEL, guests, fully selected. PETER HOLT. Cartwright, March 4, 1879, A Noto-auERIOAN HOTEL, PRINCE ALBERT, W. H. PARE, - - =~ Having best Liquors and Cigars! guests, The tab.e and bar well supplied. . H. PARK. Prince Albert, June 12, 1875. "A BuSTRONG HOUSE, (LATE ALBION,) WHITBY, ONTARIO. E. ARMSTRONG, PROPRIETOR. HE QUEEN'S HOTEL, . WHITBY, ONT. McCANN & TAYLOR, ProPrisTORS. public. ¥ W. H. McOAW. ISSUER OF MARRIAGE LICENSES, ; PORT PERRY, ONTARIO, "PORT PERRY ee ete eee BILLINGS & CAMPBELL, JARRISTERS and I) bave opened a branch Office at Cart. wright every Friday. 4 Chemist wud Desgris, | Bigelow's Block 0 BE$100,000 to Loan at 6} per cent... Port Perry, June 23, 1881. x Choice Material, First-Class Workman- 1° COMPLETE in all its Departments of years this comfortable, pleasantly located Hotel will endeavor by strict attention to the to make the Port Perry Horse a desirable place of entertainment for the general public, Choice The stable and yard carefully attended to. The subscriber having succeeded Mr] Dewart in the Commercial Hotel, Williams. |judge. And then she spoke out burg, Cartwright, intends fitting it up with a view to the comfort and convenience of The supplies for the table and bar care- PROPRIETOR. purchased the above pleasantly situated Hotel, 1 have thoroughly repaired and renovated the entire premises even to the Sheds. The Hotel has been furnished in First-Class Style and Stocked with the Strict attention paid to the comfort of Every accommodation for the traveling Attorneys-at-Law, wright. Mr. Campbell will attend Cart- A WIDDER DOODLE AS A COMFORTER. BY JORIAH ALLENS WIFE. Nancy Cypher is dead. Yes, Solo~ mon has lost his wife with the typhus. She was a likely woman bad a swelled neck, but that wasn't | nothin' against ber, I never laid it up against her for a moment. 4 1 told Thomas Jefferson, when he brought me the news, that I wished "he and I was as likely a women as _she was," for it came sudden onto > {me and I wanted to praise her up.-- the hull world was as likely a we- men us she was, there wouldn't be 80 much cuttin' up and actin' as thereis now. And," says I, "Thomas Jefferson, it stands us on hand to be prepared." : But sometimes I get almost dis~ couraged with that boy. Ican't solemnize him down, and get him to take a realizin' sense of things.-- His morals are as sound as brass.-- But he has, a good deal of the time, alight and triflin demeanor, and his mind don't seem to be so sound and stabled as I could wish it to be. Idon't suppose anybody would believe me, but the very day after that boy told me of Nancy Cypher's death, that boy began to poke his aunt Doodle about the relict, I told him I never see nothin' in my hull life, so wicked and awful, and I asked him where he supposed "he'd go to 7" He was fixin on a paper collar to the lookin' glass and he says, in a kind of cherk, genteel way and in a polite tone: "I ¢'pose I shall go to the wedd= ing." him whon he gets to behavin', he got theaworst of it in this affair, I guess his aunt Doodle skeert him, she took on so, when he sejested the idea of ber marryin' another man. She burst right out eryin', took her handkerchief out, and. rubbed both her eyes with both her hands, her elbows standin' out almost straight. She took on awful. "Oh, Doodle! Doodle!" says she. "What if you Lad lived to hear your velict laughed at about marryin' to another man, Oh! what agony it would have brought to your dear linements. Oh! I can't bear it, I can't. Oh! when I think of the dear man how he worshipped the ground I walked on, and the neigh- bors said he did, they said he thought more of the ground than he did of me; but he didn't he wor- shipped us both; and what would his feelings be, if he had lived, to hear his widder lunghed at about an other man?" ' She sobbed like an infant babe, and I came to tha battery door, (1 was making some cherry pies and froit cake,) aad I came to the door with my nutmog-grater in my band, and winked at Thomas, not to say another word to hurt her feelin's.-- 1 winked two or three times at him, real severe winks. And he took up one of his law books, and went on readin' and [ went back to my cake, But I kep' one eye out on her, not knowin' what trouble of mind might lead herinto. She kep' her hand- kerchief over her oye and groaned bad for nearly nine minutes, I should trom under it: «Do you call Solomon Cypher good-lookin', Tommy 2?" «Oh, from fair to middlin'," says Thomas J. And then she burst out again,-- Ob, when I think what a linement Mr. Doodle had on him, how can I think of another man? I can't, I can't." And she groaned out the loudest sho had yet. And Thomas J., feel- in' sorry, I guess, for what he had done, got up, and said, * He guessed he'd go out to the barn and help his father a spell." Josiah was puttin' gome new stanchils on the stable. Thomas J. hadn't more'n got to the barn, and I had finished the cake and my bands into the pie crusi, a mixin'it, when there came a knock at the door, and my bands bein' in the condition they was, the widder wipes up, and went to the door and It was Solomon Cypher came to bor- row my bembazine dress ond crape veil, for some of the mourners. 1 made a practice of lendin "em. The veil was one I bad mourned for father Allen in, and the dress was ine I had mourned for grandmother new. I thought, seein' he and the And I says, still more warmly, "if You might just as well exhort the the winds to stop blpwin', when it is out on a regular spree, as to stop But each other, I wouldn't go out till I had got my pies done. And so I kept on a mixin' up my crust, and pretty soon I heard him say to her, after she had him in a chair, and they had set down, and he had told his errant, seys he: "This is adretful blow to me, widder+" "Yes," says she, "I can feol to sympathize with you, I know well what feelin' I felt, when 1 lost my Doodle." ' Not one word does she say about brother Timothy. But I hold firm, 80 does Josiah. We do well by the widder. "I believe you were never ac- quainted with the corpse, was you widder ?" says Solomon. "No," says she; "but I've heard her well spoken off. Sister Saman- tha was jost sayin' she was a likely wemen." " She wuz, widder! she wuz. My beart strings was completely wrapp- ed around that wemen. Not a pair pentaloons have I hired made since we were married, nor a vest. I tell you its hard to give her up. It is the hardest day's work I have ever done in my life. Nobody but jest me knows what, for a wemen, she wus. She was healthy, savin', hard workin', pious economical, And I never knew how dear she wus to me --hew I loved her as I did my own soul, till I see I bad gotto give her up; and hire a girl at two dollars a week ; and they waste more'n their necks are worth.' And he sighed so loud, that it sounded considerable like a groan.-- Soloman takes her death hard. He sighed two or three times right along and the widder sighed too. It was dretfual affectin' to hear them go on; and if I hadn't been so busy, I don't know but it would havedrawed tears from me. But I just puttin' in my swaelin' into my cheery pies and I felt it my duty to be calm. So I com" posed myself and kep' on with my Smith in. They were as good as] widder was some acqainted With work, and heard 'em a talkin' and sympthizing with each other. « Oh," says Solomon, in a mourn-| killed a hen. ful voice, "I can tell you widder 80d I don't koow about ber bein' Doodle, there are tender memories | better off, I don't know about it." in my heart for that wemen. I think how good dispositioned she was, how she weuld get up and in the winter without sayin' a word,it seems as if my heart When "| Jove to build fires," says sister "I always used to build the fires when I was livin' with my " Do you widder ? I wish you bad corpse; I believe you would have loved each other like 'His tone sounded considerable chicker than it had sounded, and he " I believe you look like - You look out of your eyes as she looked out of her'n; you put me in mind of ber." The widder's voice seemed some chicker, too, and, says she. * You must chirk up, Mr. Cypher; you must look forward to happier days." «1 know it ;" and he put on the torie he used too at evenin' meetin's. «1 know there is another spear, and try to keep my mind on it; a happy spear where hired girls are unknown and partin's are no more." «I hate hired girls," says sister Doodle, almost warmly. «Do you widder? Do you hate 'em ?" says he, in almost glad tones; and then says he, in real coovinced axcents; "You do look like ber, I know yoa do; I can see it plainer and plainer every minute. Oh what u wemen she was, fringin' on men. place so well. I couldn't make that women think she was my equal, not if I hud knocked her down, How many times she has said to me that no wemen was strong enough to go go to the poles, and she had rather dig potatoes any time than to vote. She was as good as a man at that. Many a time, when I would get backward with my fall's work. she would go out on the lot and dig as So afraid of in- She knew her «love to dig potatoes," says sister Doodle, 'and no monoy would bave we to vote." _ # You do look like her widder. If my own father disputed me on it I'd stand my ground. Yon look like ber you make me think on her." Well, then, you must think on me all you can, don't be delicate about itatall. 1d love to think I could chirk you up and bea comfort to you in that way or any other." - | % You do chirk me up widder. I fool better than I did feel, when I came here to-day." ell, thon, you most come, and be chirked up often." iA « I will; wider." " Come on Sunday nights, or any time." " ' «T will, wider, Twill. I must say that as I heard her go on, I couldn't help askin' myself this mathematical question and and doin' in my own mind this little sum in figures: "Samantha, ort from ort leaves how many? and how many to carry ?" And though I answered myself calmly and firmly, "ort" still I real- ized that figures was mado to differ, trom each other in value and glory, from figure one elear up to figure nine, and "orts" were made '"'orts" unbeknown to them, And if sister Doodle wouldn't be killed for know- fag too much, still she was a clever ortiter, and all the little sense she bad had run to goodness, and that is more than can be said of some folks'es sense; some runs {0 meaness every mite ot it. I was jesta thicking this over, as finished up my last pie; und 1 wash- od my hands at the sink, and went and carried 'em out and 'put'em into the oven, And, asI did so, 1 said, "Good morning, Mr. Cypher," in jest as friendly and sympathizin' away as them words wus ever said. I then went and dene up tho dress and veil ready for him, and laid 'em on the table, And thinkin' that 1 must say somethin' to comfort him up, 1saysto him in consolin' ax- conts, "That she was a likely we- men, and I dared presume to say, was better off than she was here." But though my words were said with such a good motive, he didn't seem to like 'em and he spoke right up and says he: «1 don't know about that, I don't know about ber bein' better off, It was only a year ago last winter that I bought her a new calico dress, and carried it home to her unexpected. Andon hor Inst sickness she took it into her head that she could eat some chicken, and though we had balfa barrel of pork in the house I went right out the same day and I done well by ber I heerd my pies asizzin' over in the oven, and I hastened to their relief. And while I was a turnin' 'em round, Solomon took the bundle off the table and started off. The widder, that clever critter went to the door with him. She said sum= thin' to him, I couldn't really hear what it was--as I was turnin' my last pie as she said it, but I heerd his last words as he went down the steps They was: «I feel better, widder; I feel better than I did feel." Lessons in LovesMaking. Don't love too many at once. Don't do your spooning in public. Give your little brother taffy, and get him to bed before your chap calls. Recollect that a wedding ring on your finger is worth a good many of them in your mind. Try to find out by some means whether your intended knows how to earn a decent living for two. Be reasnable don't expect a man working for 88 a week to furnish you with reserve tickets at the opera every other night. Don't ke afraid to show the man of your choice that you love him-- Provided ot course, that he loves you. Loveis adoublesided concern and both have a part to play. Don't try to bring too many suiters to your feet, They have feet as well as you have, and you may see one pair of feet walking off from you some day you would be very glad to call back, Keep your temper, if you expect your other-half in-law to keep his. If be dosen't suit you, give him ticket-of-leaving. If he dosen't suit you don't you expect him to put up with your humors. Deal careful with bashful lovers ; go crazy on the spot, some other girl | : lead them gradually to the point (of proposal, of course), but don't let them suspect :what you are at, or they might faint on your hands or It is said lovers' quarrels always end with kisses. This is partly true; but if you are not careful those little spats you indulge in may end in the kisses you covet being given to If it is possible, try to suit your | sistdrs, cousins, aunts, grandfathers neighbors, friends and acquaintances, when yon happen to fall in love. If you cannot suit them all, don't worry | well to spread a dke his;broadcloth before you lean on. He will be ou ee upon it, to Auspect ¢ bis moustache happens to little powdery there are several in which it could be brushed off. * Don't imagine that a husband live as a lover does--on kisses an moonlight. He will come home to his meals hungry as a bear, and any little knowledge of cookery you can pick up during courtship is about the best provision you can make for future happiness. Remember nature has put every man under the necessity of having a mother, and the latter is not in any way to blame if she is regarded asthe bitter end of a sugar-coated matrimonial pill. If you feel in duty bound to be her sworn enemy, postpone this duty till you know something about her, Don't seck advice in love-affairs from an old maid who has been crossed in love, a bachelor who has been jilted, a woman who married ber husband's pocketbook, or a man who happens to be henpecked.-- Don't confide in your girl friends; to keep a secret in love affairs would kill them, Don't consult your min- ister; bo'll have the marriage-fee in view. If you go to your family physician he will say your liver ia affected in place of your heart. If you must get instructionsifrom some- body, why not ask your mother how she used to] manage things with your father? True love didn't run any smoother in old times than it does to-day, and since she knows how it is herself, we can't think, just now, offany better,way te advise you. eee A General Stampede. Never was such a rush made for any Dru Store as {snow at A. J. Davi's for a trial Bottle of Dr. King's New Discovery for Con- sumption. Coughs and Colds. All rsons afflicted with Asthma, Bronchitis, IHoarse- nesss, Severe Coughs, or any affection of the Throat and Lun, %, cult fol & Trial Bottle of 5 great rem FREE, callin, above Drug Store. z g 4% he rr A ---- Rest and Comfort to the Suffering. " BROWN'S HOUSEHOLD PANNACEA"" hag no no equal for relieving pain, both internal and external. It cures Pain inthe Side, Back and Bowels, Sore Throat, Rheumatism, Too thache, Lumbago and any kind of Pain or Ache, "Ii will most surely quicken the Blood and Heal. as its acting power is wonderful." * Brown's Household Panacea," being acknowledged as the great Pain Rellever,and of double strength of any other Elixir or Liniment in the world, should be inevery family handy for ise when wanted, "as it is really the best remedy in the world for Cramps in the mach, and Pains and Aches of all kinds," and for sale by al. Druggistsat 25 cents a bottle. How Rxrresming," said Mrs. Spoopen dike as she took adose of Dr. McCriNTON'S Brrrars, it is so pleasant to the oil factories and it is so soothing to the diagram, and so strengthening to the cistern, that it makes one forget all pain and illfeeling like the oxhide gas that folks take for the toothache. It ought to have a place in every household where people get kirflumaxed and out of order generally; and such like maladies as ig liver pleint, d kid- neys, etc. Besides a spoonful is so salubrions when run down like a shoe at the heel, in walkifig, it makes one feel like a new creature, so it does. Prepared only by Dr, McClinton, Chemist & druggist,' Port Perry price 25 centa, Millions Given Away. Millions of Bottles of Dr. King's New Discovery for Consumption, Coughs and Colds, have been given away as Trial Bottles of the large size. This enormous ouflay would be disastrous to the proprietors, were it not for the rare merits possessed by this wonderful medicine. Call at A. J. Davis Drug Btore, and get a trial bottle free, and try for yourself. It never fails to cure. ---- i ------ Nature Owx Reuzpy, for the prompt, per- fect, and speedy cure of cholea morbus, eolic, cramps, diarrhcea, dysentry, and all bowel complaints in adults, and that terrible scourge, cholera infantum in children, which annually destroys so many pets of the house- hold, Nature's cure for these devastating maladies is that ever popular medicine.-- Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry, pleasant to administer, safe to take, and ever reliable, Sold by all druggists and dealers at 373 cents per bottle. et New axp Recusrons.--The most exquisite breath is Teaszary." Sample 5 cents. ee -- Toronto Oil company and also manufiotn ers of ¢* Castorine " Machine Oll--luf tin ments will be proscuted: eet 8 Ask your dealers for Castorine machine Oil and see that the barrel is branded Castorine" as none other is genuine. The worst General in the battle field of life 15 general debility, which the vital forces often fail toconquor. Brrbook Broo Brrrans are ever victorious against. all at- tacks of chronic disease, they regulate the. bowels, act upon the kidveys, the secretions, tone up the d bottle. All dealers in medicine can supply you.--T: Musuax & Cor, Toronto, General 1f you powder don't giv away. instance, it for the thing has never been dome jr ou little toilet gem extant for the teeth and ]