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Ha Weare) ree & Hanvdreds of 39. 1Bhat 15 LA Tangs sad pompons man allivd into a Philadelphia hotel, and after re-| " Where is it? he inquired. "On the fifth floor," respgpded the 3 Hooking first at clerk, politely. : gentleman, just ; " Thanks," he said, ial. 1 : and then she don't care to go to heaven just now. " i "There's no danger, sir." : "Don't be 30 flip, young man; I won't ake o room so high up." . "It ism pleasant one, sir, and there tis an elevator. " "Well, sir, I'd have you know I want a second floor front room. I'm . president of a New York bank, sir. I'd have you know." "What!" replied the clerk, starting back. : 5 "I'm president of a New York bank. sir," he repeated, loftily, thinking he splendid, The gentleman | had knooked his man out. the water over her, right on "Ah, indeed 1 Here, John," to the|n, porter, "call the police." tiers maresive How a Farmer Facilitates Business. ne try and wipe a little ? Handkelohiet ; but it was ' ,Emade up my mind the In Iowa there is no foolishness about some of the farmers whohavemarriage- | "7 able daughters, and they know how to precipitate business when the fruit is ripe for plucking,and hangs wasting its sweetness when it should be plucked. * Matters were brought to aclimax with a rush at a certain farmer's residence. A young: tiller of thesoil had, for| 1 bling, but with heaven- months, been paying the most assiduous | her downeast eyes, and | atention to one of his daughters, but he was such a bashful, modest youth, |e never having been much in the 8 company of girls, except this| >" one, that he had never been when they ieache. able ih raise his courage sufficently high dnd Milly said; "Now, pate hte pop the Suesuot be eiiy cow in and stay till] gone to the, house in whic » Mt. Ba; lies 'had Hitt e lady lived on twenty different 00- % : cassions resolved to know his fate, but when ushered into the presence of -the fair one in whose keeping he 'had placed v 4 his Leart, his courage would invariably nx Miss Milly, but Jenny "go back on him," and he would return better at home. I shall £0 to hig lonely home in greater suspence|ho than before. Upon the evening in ques 'Where shall I tell | tion he had determined that, come what Jeuny ¥" be & sould, he would tell his Mary that he | how Jeony shrank and hesit- | loved her. He would once for all decide the matter; but, as upon all his former | yo occasions, hie could not get the proposal furtherthan his throat." There it stuck, | love and he determined to gulph it down, and give up the siege, when the door opened and in walked the girl's father, | in the le who advanced to where they were sitting, pnd thus addresSed them: --!| Don y «I cami@in to puta stop to thisidon ) i part, when she foolishness, - It ain't courtin' expenses nly found them- T'm lookin' at; for coal is chap and and she awke of nights; but. it's got to be a Do you love John] our plates b coun 6,000 Vv Shropsh : WATCHES, " \Secure Ungracadontoties Sent, tld no os | occupied by Mr. Pi Garr) wherg b The undersigned keeps and for Sale at his Yard 1 PINE AND CEDAR SOANTLING, SHINGLES, pers, 20, a6. of Good Quality and.at, MODERATE PRIOES |! Parties wishing good Lumber, Fhingler, &o.f = © CHEAP, will, do well tocall at mg Sara, Whips. Horse oy Curry SEN DYER and Brushes. ing Abscesses All of which have een bought st ov Belial and you will convinced. by calling that Ss A 7" HD you can buy yon wsdl | never a 3 to Gove ACKERMAN. ocies of skin disease. 3IFROM HE FIRE. = i i Mash dh 0 | FR | --_-- BI t ors| pe Subscriber, in a eral thanks fo the efforts of friends ho assisted in k | Saving her goods from the late fire desirestol inform the public that" she RE-CONMERCED BUSINESS Re 5 in the premises formerly occupied by Br. Tes mp havi ise rin LA Port Perry, Nov. 31, 1882, ould 6 to the pi public large Te is now prepared to excon Neatness and Soh Siting of a | 2 + CLOCKS, Fin JEWELRY Whitson 1,15 T Mash, Ag 1 May 1, Jute. 1, Say 2, Sept. 01, k AND SILVERWARE. - BLACKSHITHING LINE an % : Pi Entrusted to his care. fins' Creek; anes, Laly 3 Soph A we Perry--Jan. 22, Marchi2, May Mg ul; * Horseshoeing er stars AT AND UNDER 'COST till all is dis o | of Partics wishing to buy, a On the most "spec ol iy." principles, 2, Ee, Ne Re . BARGAINS ai o : » rE Sept. 24, Noy. S| In Everything, Be Suro fo call. C. B. DIESF! BE Chases the. place, Mr. mo. Graham's late premises. ROBT. HENRY. Agricultural Machinery | por pen, May. 1564. Machines, Implements, Repairs, &c. The undersigned would take thls opportun- ty of returning thanks for the liberal patron- ol 8. age bestowed on him since coming to Bea- 8 | grave. He basmuch pleasure In stating that : aan CHE STER, March 8, May # July he has éntered his new premises' a in future carry on business and he will : A hand and for salo every thing tint the Finer ® = To short notice, Portable Steam En. d| wants In way of Implements, Mac! a ne 5 est | Reapers, a¢., of the best quality and m H 3 | J ents | proved makes, always an hand or supplied i Eg § i Al Implements, Machines and warranted to give satisfaction or SALE by rie § snd five acre