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North Ontario Observer (Port Perry), 30 Oct 1884, p. 1

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3 tikes this opportuni n thanks for the. Very. liberal be has -received as Au be ng Ses ) Yas hl their ati i {ii may rely on the utmost attention 'being' given to eir ind > wi ORDON, 1 4 underland. ! B. MAJOR, LSet AUCTIONEER. gn shin hi services' can eall at ¢ wi 0 Office; 'and arran, fini fondays of Sule Gr iy os ofan, 10:4 Wats HEZZBL wooD, much Sxperiohguin handling Real 8 Estate, ive Se k such as Horses, Cattle, Sheep, &o., ais Feri | "Tmplements of all kinds, Farm Produce, &o.; A placing their Sales in my hands ay rely on getting all for the property et, 3 is possible to oar aOu Ory 8 ver Office, er wil receive immedi- ate and careful attenti : Charges M oderate.' ave| you wilkbe in a cold sweat. wd | nfter his arrival, FE Sir ir od have no accomplishments." | Why, 'how have you: wt HE deed | passed your time since you left school fe Ab homie "helping mother. You ions for interrupting. You have said enough, and--' "oh, do Sot say I will not do. If necessary Ican pick up some accom- pli nts in & reasonable time, I am ire : : : pu will not do as a hired com- d 'because you are entirely too good! or the position, but if you will take half of my fortune and me with +116, I shall consider myself the luckiest min in the world." i a ci ld tv Heeding Advice. "I say, young man," said a physi- cian, stopping him on the street, "you |. are snobwell, © Your face is flushed, and You are i ina high fever. Let me feel your Ae "IT'm. all right, 4 protestad the youth. "" No, you're not," said the physician positively. "Your pulse is oyer a hundred, and in less than two minutes You take my adviée and go home." «F--can't go home, , T am resolved to ask old Jones for his daughter's hand to-night or perish miserably in the attempt,' "Wrong diagnosis," muttered the J doctor to himself, in Lessons in Carving. A mice fresh dude was invited into "| the country to spend a few days at a (plain farmer's, to secure a needed re- "hlaxation withont excitement. He was wlmsthetic and decomplished, 'but his friends watched him the first morning and the cows didn't feat him. He was safe at dinner time, And taking his place at the table, he 'watched the lady of the house carving a chicken. She noticed him, and to d{felicve the embarrassment inquired : "Um, Mr. Fitzclarance, do yon earve!" " Aw, 'I beg yoah pahdon," he re: plied, startled from his reverie. «1 didn't doanything. I only ask- if you carved." . "Beg pahdon, no, I nevaw acqu~ sto] Rihed thet accomplishment, 'den't you knaw, but I 'paint rawthaw well, - you: knaw, on chinaw for amatea, and 'I in propose taking cahving lessons at the cademy, Kho " "The poor lady 1é¢ Ber knife ip PY this. wintaw, dows you. cl Mr Fitzelarance had to Le taken out the horse trough to get the gravy off pants." ; When & man starts opt, to paint th the wn red he does not do it in water: in surprise. hy a sr are you oer Him « Why you have go and I heard Mr. Smif"? boi, he hi Mah wore em." As the train pallet out, of Karsns City recently, bound west, fine: lag ing gentleman, who occupied 4 sont i |#. the smoking cary was accosted . by rank looking spéoinien of humaRityy " Going f far whst, stranger 1" heinsk ed. asain fs "Yes, sin". replied the: old gentle man politély, "I'm goingNorDonvgr » " Business or/ pleasure: #'/[y» « +4 Chiefly for-my Wealthy'! de | " Ak, yes,: I see:® Hroin the ain't yer?" "Yes ;1 su pronillont of ts Tushi§ fifth National Bank of New: York "You! donlt say. 86 exclaimed the, westerner. /JTheri he ~added in whisper. "Gin us» yer. ond, old pos a Missouri robber. . /* wie be Tim How a Sudden Rise was i Caused. When the Fédaal Gangrat Wilson made his raid into Alabama, his forag- ing parties went out in every direction as the column. moved on.) One of them called at a farthhouse in search of meat and finding a likely looking : steer on +} suck | was , spoiled, Gn 'pistorial; fallen to or floor in an' Saran Bat to & Binday and mow Sophronisba, 01 0 PH18 Histo: WEF Nis Io k, inquiring the newest styles of as Tne 'W6PUEHS fied" dhl be | head dresses. Saft VOR vii' Bef dias do chia rh morning. HAR" wiletold xpect het ¢' bring hothb com- Sa Ah tHE GTSE the Bodk Tafr hd folhdition foro 'waperh i i ih oe home" but e' she "bGught was the iffifster." They Word" seated 'af. the ls" eit hi ort" of con¥ersition . A Mrs. Mulbarry's Ogke! "Wake up I" exclaimed Mrs Mul: berry!in a loud whisper, as she, gosched > the slumbering Mulberry, in the shore ribs with her elbow the other" might ; "wake up ! I'm sure I Rd down in the dining-room."" Ji (#Doni't; disturb them, then," said the drowsy Mulberry, turning over on the other side. = "Be just as quiet as yout can, and maybe they will eat some' of that fruit cake you havein the Magn? -- Husband--It looks like, in my dear: Don't you think we had better have an umbrella! Wife--No; we don't want, to be bothered with it,--Husband You. take great. chances, my love. Wife--1I know I do. If I were a man I would be a bold speculator, I would never be content, like you, to do an ordinary humdrum business that would just bring me a living. [An hour later, the couple standing in & arrow doorway with the rain beating fiercely in.] 'Wife--How do I look! Husband -- Very much like a Spleulatan; Sharer of my joys and sorrows. «i din Sita Vohek" Wiboiig" thoaitilon banat "of 'the "chien do" you 136 Est pest li edi hes wf a 2d YiReally, Me saith dons care ABBE ily oHiEkE | ee ell, Soi "ex fre 'fivié Toast #4 She of tEsuse me Mr, Smith, Ill "forego the Deef."** Woe Ee SRA oy TE Foie Tai 'here-- ft! # Well cow iwonige onnit refi whist boi edshany#" "Parden me but a néver touch.' ring oll eis time Smith's' father, an, old graghaifed, sifiner, bod been ted' near his and, standing it as + long. ps b c «| he squeaked out ing piping ygice:' Tusdol, maybe the blamed 'fool willl an egu enjoy ent ofthat" dinner party Freely 4 1 i Daring a recent tornatlo pS Rich- mond, Ky., a farmer's wife was in the summer kitchen preparing supper, and her daughter was in the dining room setting the table. Asthe wind struck the house the current divided ; one carried the kitchen two miles up an adjoining ccunty and the otherdeposited the main part of the house balf a | mile in the opposite direction. By a strange ATover ofthe Mrs, Timoges is very bric-a-brac in her tastes, but is not very, ready to pay her bills. The other day the grocery ay f yan. oy eT *land, in. "the riot which "1 took: plage the | 'of those vilgar sew the premises, 'the farmer was offered $3 man called : in greenbacks for the animal. | "Cand see Mrs. Lt he said to the « Gentlemen, that:air steer is .wuth | serv ant' a great: deal 'morn that," 'Bo ve-| "yhat do you want I" plied as he looked the party oyer ; Hug) "Pye e got p:bill here for some groceries seein' it's you I veckon1 shall Invade she, bought | last wonth." sacrifice sunthin." «11 ve, .. "Onlye month old 1' asked the girl One of dhe Fuisrslomes-iying to imbrptisest a catch the: animal; when . the; farmer suddenly cried out : # Gentlemen, beaf has gone up over, bay iga Joverof the antique, n hundred percent. ini the: Just five kand sh see a bill only a month minutés |! You oy have hin. is oldyshib: would have aft of Jervous fess than 4) pres inal 1 B yi a | The Federals tmeto Shag ire deuce ouWhien | be the. market, had, FL Sddetty] {shat lo hl for & troop «of Oénfodeiate onedlty, 8 A Mink in Hf i Toe which" the old sin" fill Geert rst, to (5p 'batt Hut don't 'eht, came charging' out BF the - qr dare. to come ei any freak of nature both houses were pick- ed up by the returning current, and set back directly in their former places | as neatly as if the work had been done by band. The women: were so - busily | engrossed i in their work that they did not notice that anything unusual hap- pened until their attention had been called to a crack in the roof. re Feeding Troughs for Hens. The practice of throwing soft feed directly on the ground should af once: be abandoned .by every farmer and poultry keeper. It is extremely waste - food on the ground whe it is soft and covered with poultry A Whole grain, however, ry od' on the clean ground ; 'or "perhaps better; if the hens are 'confimed, it might be slightly. covered with the soil glean. beef, question was run out ah sight Stine 3- time ve. vovemsiouchitl" down towards: Wilko 's litfes. 2 glablimed the ddotin his face. Ea te a 2 out, a it will give them "i) a Feeding troughs should be cited Xm, orp replied, who, bed... pen, The, ful jas well:ns filthy. 4 throw. their

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