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LJ Acooucheur. is # WARES BCE CER R. CLEMENS, D dco." on wi p the Town ort Perry. ar Faluphone in Office, * Oct. 2, 1890. . D. ARCHER, M.D.C.M. Victoria University ; M.B. Torouto University; emir or the College of Physicians aud Out; Liceutiate of the Royal , Edinburg ; Licentinte DR. E. 0. McDOWELL, SUCOESSOR TO DR. HAMILL, D,, Master of Surgery, Victoria Uni- . versity: Licentiate of Royal College of Physians, London, Eng., Member of Col- lege of Physicians & Surgeons, Ontario. -- Late attendant of Soho Hospital for Diseases of women, and of Great Ormond Hospital for Diseases of Children, London, Kug. Physician, Surgeon, &e., Office hours--8 to 10 a. m., 1 to 4 p,m. and evenings. Office and residence, Dr. Humill's old stand, Queen St, - - Port Perry. OHN BILLINGS, Solicitor, Notary Public, Conveyancer, &e. olicitor or the Ontario Bank. #ar Office over the Ontario Bank, Port Perry. Jan, 29, 1887, E. FAREWELL, L. L. B., Count; ¢J , Crown Attorney, Barrister, County Sol- citor, &o,, Notary Public and Conve ysncery WwW Office--South wing Court House, Ont. & YOUNG SMITH, L L. B., Barrister, . Attorney-at-Law,Solicitor in Chancery and Insolvency, Notary Public, &e Office--McMian's Block, Brock Street, Whitby. 3 J. A. MURRAY, DENTIST, now putting in Upper and Lower Sets of Teeth at from $4 T0 $75 EACH SET. Having just purchased the largest stock of teeth ever brought into North Ontario Tam satistied I can suit you both as to guality and price. Come and see. Rooms in the Blong Block, over Messrs, Forman & Son's Store, Port Perry, Oct, 28, 1891. hitby, Veterinary Surgeon. FEE nndersioned having completed his full Course at the Provincial Veterinary College wud obtained a Diploma as Veterin- ary Surgeon, would annouuce that he lias opened an office for the practice of his pro- fessionat Port Perry, whereall callspersonal by letter or telegram, by day or by nigh will be promptly attended to. All Niscaton of animals treated in the latest and hest known system #2 Telephone conneetion--free of charge, ORR GRAHAM. Port Perry, April 8, 1884. i G L RUBSON V. 8. RADUATE Ontario Veterinary Col- lege, Torouto. Offie and residence EverGrerN Corrace, two miles south of Manohester. 14 years practice. = Tele. phone in the house--free communication with Port Perry, Manchester, and elevator, Telegraph calls to Manchester will be for- warded by telephone, All Veterinary Medicines in stock, Evergreen Cottage, Jan. 2, 1888. J} North Ontario Observer. 4 Weekly Political, Agricultural and Family Newspaper, 1S PUBLISHED AT PORT PERRY, ONT., EVERY THURSDAY MORNING, H. PARSONS, Terms, --$1 perannum, if paid in advance; f not $1.50 will be charged. No subscrip- tiontaken for Jess than six months ; and no paper discontinued until arrears are paid up, Rates of Advertising: For each line. first insertion . Bubsequent insertions, per line . Cards. under 6 lines, per annum .... ~~ Letters containing money, when addressed : to this Office, paid and registered will structions. wi ingerted d charged accordingly. No g will be taken out until paid beral discount allowed to Merchants ho advertise by the year or Physician, Surgeon and] oad Homdonce | OF CANADA. [estern Port Perry Agency. Ri Deposits receivad atthe highest current credited to vates. Interest caleulated an {each depositor semi-annually, SH W. McGILL, x MANAGER, Port Perry, April 4, 1888. DAVID J.ADAMS, PORT PERRY. BANKER "AND BROKER. Good Note Discounted. Has any amount af Money. to Loan At B5 per cent. on good Mortgages. INSURANCE effected at the Lowest Rates in Good Zinglish Companies. EZ" Agent Allan Line of Steam- ships. Port Perry, Oct. 17, 1880. MONEY TO LOAR ns Subscriber is prepared 'to LEND ANY AMOUNT on Farm Seeurity AT 4 PER CENT. #2r Also on Village Property. 43° MORTGAGES BOUGHT. SA HUBERT L. EBBELS, Barrister. Office tiext to Ontario Benk Port Perry, May 10, 1885, W. M. WILLCOX. Licensed Auctioneer CFOR THE. COUNTY. OF ONTARIO AND. TOWNSHIP OF CARTWRIGHT, VALUATOR, &c., REAL ESTATE A SPECIALTY. TAKE this opportunity of returning thaoks for the very liberal patronage which I have received in the past. The increased experience and extensive practice which. I have had will Le turned to the ad- vantage of patrons; and parties favoring me with their cules may rely on their interests being fully protected. ~ No effort. will be spared to wake it to the advantage of par- ties to place their Sales iv my hauds. : Sale Bills made out and Bleuk Notes furnished free of charge. Satisfaction guar. antee or uo pay. Terms liberal. Port Perry, July 13, 1893. GEO. JACKSON, Licensed Auctioneer Wishes to inform the public that heis pre pared to attend with the utmost care all sules entrusted to his charge in the Town- ships of Reach, Scugog and Mariposa. A register of datos of sales will be kept at the office of Mr. Orr Graham. V.8., with whom arvangements may be made for sules, All correspondence addressed to me at Seugog P.O.. will receive prompt attention. &ar Sale Bills made out and Blank Notes furnished free of charge. 1 would also inform those interested in Ponltry that I hate on hand and for sale upwards of 100 fine, pore-bred Plymouth Rock Chicks. If you want anything in that line please write me for prices or come and see stock. GEORGE JACKSON. Scugog, July 18, 1893. TT. SW.AIN, Licensed Auctioneer OR THE COUNTY OF DURHAM.-- T Satisfaction guaranteed and terms 1 eral. Office and residence nt Cesarean. Orders left with Messrs. Moore Bros., Blackstock, will receive prompt attention. | P.S. No charge made for selling for Auctioneers a 'WM. GORDON, Kuctioneer, Yaluttor &c. Licensed Fe the Townships of Brock, Uxbridge, Scott, Thorah, Mara, Rama, Mariposa and Eldon Partiesentrusting their Sales to me may rely on the utmsot attention being given to their intregts. > WM. GORDON, © Sunderland. Division Courts F ONTARIO. i" 2 . " i . A Little Daughter Of a Church of England minister cured of a distressing rash, by Ayer's Sarsaparilla. Mr. RICHARD Birks, the well-known Druggist, 207 McGill st., Montreal, P. Q., says: I have sold Ayer's Family Medicines for 40 years, and have heard nothing but good said of them. I know of mahy Wonderful Cures performed by Ayer's Sarsaparilla, one in particular being that of a little daughter of a Church of England minis ter. e child was literally covered from head to foot with a red and ex. ceedingly troublesome rash, from which she had suffered for two or three years, in spite of the best medical treatment available, Her father was in great distress about the case, and, at my recommendation, at last began 'to ad- minister Ayer's Sarsaparilla, two bot- tles of which effected a complete cure, much to her relief and her father's delight. I am sure, were he here to-day, he would testify in tho strongest terms as to tho merits of Ayer's Sarsaparilla Prepared by Dr. J.C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mass. Cures others, will cureyou "A Mrs. P. D. HALL, 217 Genessee St., Lockport, N. Y., says: "Over thirty years ago, I remember hearing my father describe the wonder« ful curative effects of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral,» During a recent attack of L~ Grippe, which assumed the form of a catarrh, soreness of the lungs, accom- panied by an aggravating cough,®I used various remedies and prescriptions. 'While some of these medicines partially alleviated the coughing .during the day, none of them afforded me any relief from that spasmodic action of the lungs which would seize me the moment I attempted tolie down at night, After ten or twelve such nights, I was Nearly in Despair, and had about decided to sit up all night in my easy chair, and procure what sleep I could in that way. It then ocs curred to me that I had a bottle of Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. I took a spoonful of this preparation in a little tater, and was able to lie down withont coughing, In a few moments, I fell asleep, and awoke in the mofning greatly refreshed and feeling much better. I took a teaspoonful of the Pec toral every nightifor a week, then grad tally decreased the dose, and in two weeks my cough was tured." Ayer's Cherry Pectoral Prepared by Dr. J.C. Ayer & Co., Lowell, Mase, Promptto act, sureto cure A RTL PERRY, PROVINCE OF O Cured by Ayer's Cherry Pectoral. WEBSTER'S INTERNATIONAL sues. DICTIONARY Abreasc A Grand ductor, The successorof tho 1 "Unabridged." - g of words. A Libr; in Itself. I:also gives the facts often wanted concerning -8 persons, ancient ; no tious persons and ; the count "cities, and natural features of the lobe ; of foreign quotations, 'wor(es, phrases; and proverbs; etc., etc.; ete. . This Work is Invaluable in the and to the her, scholar, fessional man, and self-educator. Tho Globe, Toronto, says:-- This new dicth te peas book of its ad 5 For every family, members of which mastered the art of read- Jug, ita purchase will pr Fr A To artes A LESSON OF THE TIMES. v . The Preyalling Depression Teadhes Value of Manuul Tratuing Probably there 1s lio sadder feat: the prevailing misery among the Bands of men and women who of employment than their mal make themselves useful in any lubor except some single drudgery in which "they bhi gaged. Tiley are equip rs, nd ls ol ; ly than a parrot, his vocabulary h been limited to the simple neces ities his occupation, 1 has been found possivle for the charitably dispos= ed lo set poor people at who ean only dig or drudge; Loe unemployed women Calinol Cov Or Sew or do any of the lubors of careful house= wifery, The men cuinot gura their haidy to any veeupativa of skid, The organized etforts to set idleness at work has thus been "Luffled. It has been easy enough to find 4 man for the plaice, but hurd tw find a place fitted 10 the nun. L'nis sad condition of uffuirs has serv ed to strongly emphasize the value of muoual tring Lr the schools, The boys should , be educated in the physical use of their fuculties, so that tuey way more readily tutu tueir hans ww whats ever oceupuiion may off or them oppor- tunity, For the girls, tuere should be training in the whole round and reach uf domestic economy. Taey suouid know how tu do everything that muy need 10 G8 done in the house, It is better Ww starve in the street tht Lo know in what way to propery soil potatoes and make breud und tw au plain sewing? Ta is no adeguate supply 1 the houssoaold 8-IVICe § neitner is there aly demeaning quahiny in the work of tie noaseold, Uur, prdmothers and gréat-graduds mothers who did no ive ia toe day of elocirio Blumiontion and sewing ma ¢ ines, could wut wily care tor coer kitchens and' bedeltam ers, buk. they span and wove Lae coties Ley wore | und could, it necessary, cut oul & Cull Or & pair ol rouse nd make view wita their own deft tinzers, Their faciny wid diversity of eupacity were provauny necessities of the day; LUE now nud wait we are reminded tna the toe will uever come when all=ar und ability w take cure of ones sell and of others will not we thie best possiole eq dpiment_ wit which to ligne the bate vf lie.~=Pails- delpuia Record, Curious Use of To All the Lusom smoke inveterately, even children au live years of ge, aml tir clothes reek with rang "tobuseo sinuke, The men use short pipes nme ol bumbou; thie wWonlea Use "® 10016 cluborate oue, the bowl of cliy coiis wuniciting by a stem witn a rece] fof wikier; Lhrou dn wadcin u vou, metal 3 receptacle, woen fouled by to Juice, is emptied into sadl gourds sto pered with a plug of woud. The gourds ire carried by the men iu cots bugs with other necessary articles traveling, and a douthfnl of the con tents 18 occasivaaliy sipped and th moun rinsed terewith, when it iss; out. 3 It is considered polite to offer a 8 from this gourd wo a friend, a pit of suutf was formerly in Europe: © Tviendiy nave will do so even Laglisnman, but the writer | neard of anyone except Major who nas had the courage 10 acesptt compliment. 'Lia officer, Wien Dep Commissioner of the Chitagong Hil Tracts, rendered himself thorougl familiar with the habits of the bors tribes, and is probably the pest aut ity on all matters regarding those § Ling near the Chittiugong frandier, writer purchased aud brought wo Bi hd vue of the snadl gourds whica here spoken of, Ue cbntonts of wii the papers contuned in his despat box.== Lhe Gentieman's 8 i Deaf 1 heard mosh Heard harp and s gave forth their harm : ye. when the oroon cd slowly stops, The players all unfeeling - spoke of bor, Aud with & ghas ly leer Retailed the latest scandal; music dropte Whereat I marveled sore-- 3 For heaven see ned opesed by their minstrels Burange that they entered not, bus were e. Wich opening thus its dour, Leaving it wide for others and fur ig. 3 "Iu is thelr way," said tans, my artist friend, And to his studio caer ied the way-- # Where on his easel lay 5 Tis latest Jandscape--ah | you know the eid For while, with entranced eye is work Lransflzured--roachud at that hie never knew av all-- Lians spoke of Laghnique dey, And as to Nature seemed 4 hopeldws dan Described hus sketch with details not a few, As though the scene it pictured was mere A were effec st caught i To show lis skill of uything would do, And 50 1 marveled more, Yet thought; perhaps thi is the way of beauty Le way And #0 the poei--he TR Not for himself writes songs that do nobdle. ~--Bernard MoEvoygin New England April Electric Vehicles, 'size und power. It is said that all the more seri problems of applying an vlectric ni to ordinary vebicles have been sol and that an elecsric patcels van wl hus been going nbout the streets doi is not a toy, like former electric eur ringes, but a pracucal succes« Le said to look like wn ordinary two-h van without shafts, it is worked by cumulators which wil drive it for miles without a regharge, and it ca tain the speed of ten miles an hou steering 1s easy, and tlre cost is said be half that of a horse van of the If all this oa vast diminution in the nw liorses in the streets ot all large may expected before very loi London Spectator is enthusiast] prospect, aud says: *'Not only wi j motion und transport be cl sl all have siapenny cab.-fares ei Toons il ha at SER usell. = The horses take up no less Creuse ~ even more room than the veiic tiving-tour, the work | Belizit train to it.or you m Here, 'than Right Our Mistakes." THURSDAY, APRIL 19, 1894 VISITING. TO WOMEN. it ship--Hours for A Culler and a rdghip--or peraaps quantuuceship--who ration and is bereit of that hy whita 18 a Uvcessily 10 tyerse, or is so crude in her Lp whell she appears you ure ur the costune which she File eciquette of visiting differs, a diferent paris of the world, yy Where the diner hour is for iswnce, in New York, fotirs rane (ron 4 to 6, but Illy call between half-pust 4 i towns where dinner is served time between 1 and 3 o'clock would begin at hulf-past 8 und 6, while where an e.rlier hour were the dinner one, visiting dy aid begin at hall-pist 2 and end at ist 6. It Las long ago ceased 10 he vogue for even oue's Intimate to "drop in" Wisdom, which with yeairs, has taught people Fiend is so intimate that there mw Rothe tines Wien sue is unwel- aid even one's dearest und vearest b Like Law whic suggesis tae pay- alvisit ut a time when one's friends are ready wo receive. 7 THE PROPER DRESS, There idmuch to be said in favor of the Wok wo, coilessing her iznor ance asks § question. She 1s the wonan win will nkie perself popular in soci- ely, inasindel us soe makes ita point to leat tioselmail Laws of social lite that are like theloil on the wheels of a great engine, muking every part of ic work woke Bimobtnly. Tue yuestion most often asked : "Waar shall 1 weur in paying i oli 7°. Toe proper toilette 18 a pretiy gowh, a sumrelooking wrap, a UnEY Fu dr becoming boned. and fm- nace gives, Lf Dame Fortune has Legit good Lt) you and you cau drive in our uwn dqurremge, then your tilette may be a lithe nore eluborute. The wo- man who walks turougn the resi- dence part{ of a city, paying her visits in e glory of a bright afternoon, isiwell dre-sed when she lus iL Cuslun consisting of, a gown ot garnet silk {made racher plainly and trimmed a! 6 1ne edge with a band of mink fare With tas a deep; flaring Gupe of vel vd 1atching the gown in color, sid trdmmed with ming to mateh ter SRIFL. 'Whe vonnet may be of gar. ngt velver with nn fancy jet trimming iu brent, having vies of velvet rio it up under fancy pins, In ; A , but es wibii tli tune should be pile gray undressed This gown; of course, Is cited for ly spring wear. FOR TUE HOSTESS. It is Tiursd y afternoon, the day you Ave planned Lo see your Irieads, Being ly Wise woman you have long ago seen he ud visavility of being at home on a Brtain day. The friends who real y want p gee you are then cerinin of linding fou, your entire household 1s in a state if peace and quiet, and the maid you ive so carefully (rained undersiands that is she sits in the hall she must open le door the minute the bell is touched, il allow the visitor 10 go right into the om where you are, without asking for card ov doing auything further, If fie visitor is a stranger in the hose the faci will, of course, suggests the diree- fon cf tue room in which you are, On he table in tug hell is a small salver fn which your visitors may drop their ard as tiey go out. Your maid must ed, nowever, that if someone houtd offer a card on going in, to take politely, lay it on the tavle,but make no ifort Lo bring it ta you, for you are sup- hosed to be ut home to everyone on your ist, and you are also supposed to be ac- guainted with thea all, le lice:ise is permitted you in regard toyour costume, Youmay wear 0 eliborate tea-gowny that, being close- fisting, does not suggest for an insiant ithe idea of its being a neslige,or you can gar 1 becoming house dress, with a wy weur just uch i pretty afternoon dress, of course or wrap, as is worn by Personuly I think the in bast wste, A low bodice, il 1's dress clothes, should be an o jpossibility before durk. Bits About Brides, In England the bride never wears a dress whieh is cut open at the throat, on the contrary, even in the morning, brides often appear in full dyess--that is, Jow-neck bodices. A veil is worn or not, according to taste, but a pretty custom is to wear the veil over | the face until alter the geremony, when the groom lifts it, and the bride lenves the church with the veil thrown back. wo L new fad has lately Leen introduced wgglund that gloves shall not be worn eddings by the bride and groom. mdoutinedly arose from the fast me high-born lady once. forgot ves, How far tus fusnion will wed it is difficult to say, but no re are sume persons who will is. _ yer book is often carried by the instead of a bouquet, and in one ) buis prayer Louk was handed ficinting clergy man, who read from i © » vier, returning it Ww the bride pward. -- Harper's Bazar, Rats Gnaw Continually, ou any iden why it is that rats, d squirrels are continually gniaw- someting 2 They do not do this ure devilinent," as people general- ne, but beoiuse they are forced finals of tat class, especially , have teeth whicu continue to ng as their owner lives. In u species the teeth are develop- Ips. whic are absorbed and as soon a8 the second set are n, but in the case of the much rat the pulp supply is perpetu- continually secreting materials he mcsors guin in length, the cise, the poor creature is | to keep up his regulur gnawing in order to keep his teeth is a proper length, -- St depression of gpirits, use K. in 30 minutes n. Sold by THE BEDROOM CARS. LATEST NOVELTY ADDED TO SLEEP= ING CAR ODDITIES, RE Se It Had Its Advantages nt Night, but May De u Lonely Place During the Day-- Smoking Our Passengers Disonss and Tell Some Appropriste Storres A thought Haat doubtless occurs to any 3 0 travel frequently on our i Suahg luiosting teudi. ives Oe of " 'C Pp tu the women in the form of a ladies' or | waiting madd who is a fixed part of the crew of each train, but' it is the men who appreciate the growing similarity of steamship travel. They can move to amd Eo between their staterooms and siwoking room, where they may smoke, play cards, drigg of chai The three meals a day in the dining cars bring as many more breaks in tie routine, but these visits to the *'diner" are the ouly refreshing changes for the women; who grow more and more numerous in the cars, . The newest thing in railroading takes the form of bedroom sleeping cars of great magnificence but uncertain pro. wise that one company wow runs be- wween New York and Chicago on the fastest fliers, 1) vse cars carry a strong suggestion of being English, and a still swonger resemblance 0 the old Mann boudoir plan of car building: They dit- ter from the Maun patons in having the roums on one side us far as the nnddle of the car, where the unllway turns ucross the car, and the rest of the bed- rooins ure on the other gide of the car The bedrooms ure comparatively large, aud each vue contising an upper and a lower berth, # wasustuud wit running water, and the main appurtenances of the retiring room bub are found ww the cars of older style, Tue beds ure vigger --that is, wider--than the old stecpers, and if two friends or un married couple secure Che vl these rooms they are cer- twin to enjoy wu better nigh.'s rest and more contort generally than ever came 10 them in the old style open saloon sleepers, Women can ufiress io therr rooms with tue doors siut, with out fear of intrusion, aud with plenty of room for the operation. aud so can iuen, Ouce iu bed there is no danger of any one's fulling in upon the sleepers as a curve is turned and some luckless pedestrian is Hung through the cui tains, Eien room can be ventilated as desired, and the snores and baby's cries and vedroois odors ot the old gy le cars are all suut out of these private Touving But in all probability the averaze traveler will never know, uatil he gets mone of these vew cars, how much he liked the ¢oance the old style cars gave for looking at the othr passengers. Toe other passengers ligatebed the journeys, Toney were interesting and amusing, and enduring friendships were often made belween men and uien, hd women and by n.d, bie open suloon sleepers; Row Sis -- into one of" he new fly ing bedebuimbers and understands at once thas he may only see out of oneside of thie car and may look at wivever lixs tue otier bertn in the same room. He sees the other man's bag and umbrella on the other seat and wonders what sors of a man he will prove to be, for*wnat ever sort he is that man and he must sit knee to knee all the time there are in their stateroom. "Suppose," said one of four passen- gers who met in the smoking car of sush u train golug out Lhe otner night, "'sup- pose your roomnuite fapp ued to be a maniac ike t .efellow I mes in a Pull man ca. in Virginia a few weeks ago, what then?" "On Lord 1" gasped No. 2. "But suppose," said the third man, "that it wus a woman with a baby, such as 1 met on the way to Buffulo not long ago, when--=by gricivus--tue baby took the most strange liking for me and would sit on my lap by the hour aud wound up at night by yelling blue mur- der uutil I took it iuto the upper bunk, where it fell asleep with one arm around my neck." "But, heaveus I" sail No. 4, 'surely they don't put worfien into a crosed bed- roour where i nan has the other verth. nh, I say, conductor, what do you do if a woman has one berth in one of these bedroom cars and a man has the other berth "Well, that don't often happen," said the conductor: **T'he ti:ket :ugents wry to guard agawst that by selling uppers und lowers together to sepura.e single women who apply." "But suppose it does happen ?" "Well, then, we mahaze somehow. It happened to-night, vue Juckily I fou.d a place to put the man in andther ul 1 gave the whole room to the The passengers plied the conductor with questions, Tney asked what hap- pened if a drunken man or a lunatio gut into one of these new cars, and he said nothing iapianed, because such people aren't ullowed on the trains, All the sane, one of the passengers told of a trip he tol in the fur west, when one of the passengers was a young Buoglish mile lioniire with a sibver plate oun top of his head where the dome of his skulbought to be. The youn: man had a doctor traveling with lam, principally to see that he got nothing spirituous to drink, Whether he got any spirits or not be made the acquaintance of u young Tidy and her motaer in the Pullman cur, and in the course of the day be in~ sulted the girl grossly, A man who had been watching the chap leaped at him with a view (0 giving him a thrash. ing, but the other begged for his patient snd so came to tell of his misfortune, He had been thrown from a Lorse aud had his head crushed hence the silver plate, That night the lunutio sought the berth into which the girl had retired, and go- ing down oir his kuees in the passuge- way begged to be forgiven, Tne ami. able girt forgave him, in a frightened voice, through the erick of the our taining aud then the lunatic insisted upon a kiss to bind the burgain, Tue girl sereamed, and several men rolled out of bed and tore the lunatic away from her berth, while the guardian doctor suored, oblivious of all tut went ou, --New York Sun. - Unselfish Thought, In our greatest suffering, even in mor tal sickness, it is still possible to r mem- ber other sufferers and other needs. As the eouservatory is the saving fragrant bower of the rich hoine,so may the sick= rooin be the Leloved retreat of the house hold. Even terrible pain can be divinely unselfish, Christ's last thought upon the cross was for others, SP : pops enuses Dizziness, Fleadache, Con- Py on, Varin le. Riralnas Rixing and Sour- Ane ot , pation of the i Distress pian hae UL j 'issHl accord ng to dircetic ters are if fulthfally The w Craze, When the dis ascetic grows, When the pe yhloom of girlhood leaves ah ps pe ts her nose, When she wes 'acarty tresees in prim corkscrew lets curled, Then she jof id of gisters eager to re form the te d aiden ancient and lls hedvenward and rant, 4 ivy with extempor: able iis and dress, their own self-righteousness, And our puzzled Knightly Premier how to lease them cannot tell, For Pa stumped on prohibition, now they want a curfew bell. Oh these tiresome social blisters, Christians truly but in name, Have they no peor erring sisters whom they might by love reclaim * Leave the children to their parents. guard and train them wel We shall want no prohibition nor the old- time curfew bell. If they eee ini It would be worth while for the ladies to bear in mind that if they take a gentle course of Ayer's Sarsaparilla in the spring, they will have no trouble with "prickly heat," "hives," "stivs," "boils," or "black heads," when suw- mer comes. Prevention is better than cure. Unexpected 'Reply to Bobbie's Prayer. Small Robert had one desire that transcended all others, namely, a bicycle. Now Robert's fumily are of igious turn, and here was an op- portunity to inculcate devotion in the boy. So they told Robert that if he prayed regularly perhaps God would send him a bicycle. Robert prayed. After he had been praying regularly for a month" or more the anniversary of his birth arrived, and the family de- cided that it was about time to reward But thinking that a bicycle might endanger the boy's life, they Small Robert cawe down on the morning of his devotion. bought him a tricycle. his birthday and was told that there was something out in the yard for him to look at. He went out to see, there was the tricycle. ard Bat a tricycle looked up to heaven in disgust. 'O Lord," lie said réProachfully. '0 Lord, don't you know the difference between a bicycle and a tricycle?' ie eth erersnn HorLLowAy's Pints AND OINTMENT ~The most effectual Cure for Gout and Rheamatisin.--A frequent cause of these complaints is the inflammatory state of the blood, . attended with bad digestion, lassitude, and great debility, showing the want of a proper circula tion of the fluid, and that impurity of the blood greatly nggravates these dis- orders. Holloway's Pills are of so purifying a nature that a few dose tnken in time are an effectual prever - tive against gout and rheumatism, but anyone that has an attack of either should use Holloway's Ointment also, the powerful properties of which, com- bined with the effects of the Pills, en- sure a certain cure. The Ointment should be thoroughly rubbed into the parts affected at least twice a day, after they have been sufficiently fomented with warm' water to open. the pores to facilitate the introduction of the Oint- ment to the glands. te eet *Have you ever crossed the ocean? 'No, and don't think I ever 'Then you don't know what it is to realize that land is out of sight, turn in whatever direction you may' 'Yes, I do, though. I've been in a western town loom.' will. Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. 'The many, who live bet- ter than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly adapting the world's best products to the needs of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid iaxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup of Figs, Its excellondo is due to its presenting in the fornx most acceptab's and pleas- ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect lax- dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently euring constipation. It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kid- neys, Liver and Bowols without weak- ening thor and it is perfectly free from every objectionable substance: Syrup of Figs i6 for sale by all drug. ists in Te. Jed, but it is manu Fetarcd by the Califoruia Fig Syrup Co. only, whose naine is printed on every acknge, also' the name, Syrup of Figs liver troubles. P d being well informed, yeu 20 es Depreciate' their neighbors' vileness laud was not what Robert wanted, and he ative ; effectually cleansing the system, - ol ws The; a restore RR, and mental. ould che Ww FL) take them. LEVERY | VORA er: which evitably entail sickness when neglected. should take these Young MER Prirs: They will cure the re. s of youthful bad habits; and strengthen the "YOUNG WOMEN zt 55% These Pris wi em regular, For sale by all druggists, or will be sent upon LOORIPY of pase (30¢. gts box), by addressing E DB. WILLIAMS MED. €O. ~ = ABrockvills, Ons Things that are Funny. 'Do you enjoy football ¥' lie asked of the man who sat next him at the game, 'Some.' 'Are you a player? 'No. I'm a surgeon," He-- 'Have yoy heard? She ¥ hat?' 'Miss Spinster is going to be marfiid? 'O1 yes, I've heard that ever since I can remember.' Many rise in the morning with d headache and no inclination for lreak- fast. This is due to torpidity of the, liver and a deranged condition of the, stomach. To restore healthy action to these orgius, nothing is so effiencintia as an occasional dose of Ayer's Pls. Customer (to waiter)--'I was at this restaurant one day last week and order: ed an oyster stew. Waiter-- Yew, sir.' Customer--'I came in to-day to see if it was ready yet.' He is in Style.--Mrs. Bunting (read - ing from a fashion paper)--'There is no change in pocketbooks this season.' Bunting-- 'There hasn't been nr y in mine stuce [| married you. Relief in Six Hours.-- Distressing Kids ney wid Bladder disenses relieved in fix hours by the "New Gear Sourn AMER: 1oay Kroney Core" This new remedy is. a great surprise and delight to physicians, on account of its exceeding |rouptness iu: relieving pain in the bladder, kidneys, back and every part of the urinary passages i male or female. It relieves retention of water and pain in passing it almost im- mediately. Sold by A. J. Davis, Druggist. 'Can you make me a nice custard ¥ said the traveler to the waiter, 'Deed,' suh, L kain't. Dal's bin so much p'liti- cal speakin' down dis hea way dat de 'sential ingredients ob custards is mighty scase.' On the head of the average man there are about 120,000 hairs, provid- ed, of course, that he is not bald. 'mill' bes cause the other fellow is reduced to pulp, : ' It is hard for a man with a Lad liver to believe that anybody in his neiih- borhood has the right kind of religim. A Great Good Fortune. Mr. O. Leonard, South Boston, Mase. writes : 1 have suffered a gredt deal. from dyspejsa the last five years; have tried about everything but with little benefit. Having the good fortune to hear of K.D.C. I thought I would try it; it worked wonders in my case; and I am now as wel! as ever, I earnestly recommend it to all those suffering trom Dyspepsia or indigestion. Try it and you will be convinced." A prize fight is enlled a Conscientious perusal of the ii dren's stories published in some of the u enile magazines would almost lead the readers to believe that the writers' wouldn't know a child on sight. " Babies are a nuisance sometimes," deah Lreddern ;/ but the sunshine that radintes from a baby's smile will bright. en a man's life more din all de 'good times" he has eber bad in all his bache- lor experience. A Ton of coal yields nearly 10,000' feet of girs. The population of America increases by 7,000 persons a day. Tcl Salmon, pike and goldfish are said' to bo'the only fish that never sleep. In Samar bee hives hang in the form' LX of oblong gourds from the branches of trees, hE Ba The first inhaUitants of the far th' : did not employ dogs, but dre ; walruserib sleds thetmselves." ing from a stream, swallows trout, ten inches long. he | so mach poin to the calf the er bad to kill the "When th the pantry it isn't ¢ vo i, tere ------y