R. D. ARCHER, M.D.C.M. Victoria University ; M.B. Toronto University; bar or the College sod the Royal centiate | Ln DR. E. 0. McDOWELL, SUCCESSOR TO DR. fIAMILL, D;; Muster of Surgery, Victoria Uni- . verdity; Licentiate of Royal College of Physians, London, Eng., Member of Col- of Physinians & Surgeons, Ontario.-- te attendant of Soho Hospital for Diseases of women, and of Great Orntond Hospital for Diseases of Children, Loudon, Eng. Physician, Surgeon, &c., Office hotirs--8 to 10a. m., 1to4 p. m,, and evenings. thce and residence, Dr. Hamill's old stand; Qiieen St, - - Port Perry. OHRN BILLINGS, Solicitor, Notary Public, Conveyancer, &c. Solicitor or the Ontario Bank. ## Office over the Ontario Bank, Port Perry. Jan. 99; 1887. E. FAREWELL, L. L. B,, Sloguty J. Crown Attorney, Barrister, County Sol- ditor, &c:; Notary Public and Conveyancer, Olfice--South wing Court House, Whitby, t. G YOUNG SMITH, L L. B., Barrister, . Attorney-at-Law, Solicitor in Chancery and Insolvency, Notary Public, &e Office--MecMian's ock, Brock Street, Whitby. « J. A. MURRAY, DENTIST, now putting in Upper and Lower Sets of Teeth at from $4 T0 $75 EACH SET. Having just purchased the largest stock of feoth ever brought into North Ontario Iam satistied I can sit you both as to quality and price. Come and see. Rooms in the long Block, over Messrs, Forman & Son's Store. Port Perry, Oct, 28, ol: ~ Veterinary Surgeon. pas undertioned having completed his full Course at the Provincial Veterinary College and obtained a Diploma as Veterin- #ry Surgeon, would annouuce that he has opened an office for the practice of his pro: fessionat Port Perry, whereall calls personal by letter or telegram, by day or by nigh will be promptly attended to. All discases of animals treated in the latest and best knowi system # Telephone connection--free of charge. > ORR GRAHAM, Port Perry, April 8, 1884. 6. L. ROBSON V.8. RADUATE Ontario Veterinary Col- A Western Bank 3 oF : CANADA. Port Savings Bank Department. Deposits received at the highest current rates. Interest calculated and credited to each depositor semi-annually. W. McGILL, MANAGER, Port Perry, April 4, 1888. DAVID J.ADAMS, PORT: PERRY. BANKER AND BROKER. Good Note Discounted. Has any amount of Money to Loan At 65 per cent. on good Mortgages. INSURANCH effected at the Lowest Ratas in Good English Companies. EZ Agent Allan Line of Steam+ ships. Port Perry, Oct. 1889, MONEY TO LOAN HE Subscriber, is prepared to LEND T ANY AMOUNT HH Seourity AT"6 PER CENT. #ar Also on Village Property. £& MORTGAGES BOUGHT, WA HUBERT L. EBBELS, Bittister, Office next to Ontario Benk, Port Perry, May 10, 1885, W.M. WILLCOX, Licensed Auctioneer FOR THE COUNTY O ONTARIO AND. TOWNSHIP OF CARTWRIGHT, VAL U TOR, &e,, REAL, ESTATE A SPECIALTY. TAKE this opportunity of returning thanks for the very liberal patronage which I have received in the past, The increased experience and extensive practice which I have had will Le turued to the ad. vuntage of patrons, and parties favoring me with their sales may rely on their interests being fully protected. No eflort will be spared to make it to the advantage of par- ties to place their Sales in ny hands. Sale Bills made out and Blank Notes furnished free of charge. Satisfaction guar- antee or no pay. Terms liberal. Port Perry, July 13, 1893. lege, Torouto. Office and resi EvercreeN Coriace; two miles south of Manohester. 14 yeits practice. Tele- phone in the house--free communication with Port Perry, Manchester, and elevator. Telegraplt calls to Manchester will he for. warded by telephone. All Veterinary Medicines in oo Evergreen Cottage, North Ontario Observer. Jan, 2, 1888. A Weekly Political, Agricultural and Family Newspaper, 18 PUBLISHED AT FORT PERRY, ONT, EVERY THURSDAY MORNING, 'H. PARSONS, Terms, --$1 per annum, if paid in advance; f not 81.50 wil be jie ig No subserip- tiontpaken for Jess than six months ; and no paper discontinued until arrears are paid up, Rates of Advertising: For eitch line. first itisertion .. Subsequent insertions, per line Cards, ander 6 lines, per annum containing money, when addresséd Office, pre-paid and registered wi k, tved lira ti X for it i tions. will be inserted : (WHOL spenite ustructi pint No isement will be taken out until paid "A Hberal discount allowed to Merchants snd others who advertise by the your i see stock, a GEO. JACKSON, Licensed Auctioneer Wishes to inform the public that he is pre- pared to attend with the utmost cire all sales entrusted to his charge in the Town. ships of Reach, Scugog and Mariposs, A register of dates of sales will Le kept at the office of Mr. Orr Graham, V.8., with whom arrangements may be made for sales. All correspondence addressed to me at Scugog P.0.. will receive prompt attention. AZ Sale Bills made ont and Blank Notes furnished free of charge, I would alsé inform those interested in Poultry that I have on hand and for sale upwards of 100 fine, pure-bred Plymonth Rock Chicks. If you want anything in that line please write me for prices or come and GEORGE JACKSON. Scugog, July 18, 1893. T. SWAT, Licensed Auctioneer OR THE COUNTY OF DURHAM.-- Satisfaction guaranteed and terms liberal. Offico and residence at Caesarea. Orders left with Messrs. Mooro Bros., Blackstock, will receive prompt attention. _P.S. No charge made for A in Cou selling for WM. GORDON, Strawberry were known by the Indians a" It is PORT PERRY, PROVINCE OF ONT De | y Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry is a reliable remedy that can always be depended on to cure cholera, cholera infantum, colic, cramps, diarrhea, dysentery, and all looseness of the bowels. It is a pure Extract taining all the virtues of Wild Straw 3 3 " a t 13 all to be an excellent remedy for diarrhoea; dysentery and looseness of the bowels; * but medical science has plated before the public in Dr, Fowler's Ext, of Wild Strawberry a complete and effectual cure for all those distressing and often dangerous complaints so common in this change- able climate. . Ib has stood the test for 40 years, and Hundreds of lives have been saved by its prompt use. No other réamedy always Cures summer complaints so promptly, quiets the pain so effectually and allays irrita- tion so suecessfully as this unrivalled préscription of Dt. Fowler. If you ara going to travel this Summer be sure and take a bottle with you. It overcomes safely and quickly the dis: tressingd summer complaint so often caused by change of air and water, and is also a specific against sea-sickness, and all bowel Complaints. Price 850. Beware of imitations anf substituted sold by unscrupulous dealers for the sake of greater profits. Did you ever try steaming corn bread in place of baking it? 1f not, do 50. Use my favorite recipe. This one has proved very satisfactory ; Two cupfals of cornmeal, a cuptul of flour, 1} cupful of buttermilk, balf a cupful of molasses, Lutter the size of an egg, a teaspoonful each of salt and soda, Steam 1§ hours. Two Years ago I hada bad attack of bilivusuess and took one bottle of Burdock Blood Bitters, and can truly recommend it to unyone suffvring from this complaint Mrs. Chas. Brown, Toronto. © 0 A niustard footbath will frequently A table: spoon of mustard to two quarts of hot ward off an approaching cold. water is the proportion for an adult ; child the quantity of water may be used. A bucket, on accouns of its depth, makes for a very young double a receptacle better than a tub, and while the feet are being soaked a warm blanket the knees, éovering Lucker and all. should be thrown over I ean highly praise Burdock Blood Bitbers. My symproms weve dropsy, backache, and sluepivssness, and all these disappeared after using two bottles of Burdosk Blood Bitters. Georgina Holmes, Wood Point, Sackville, .B. (Calicoes , should be washed in clean water, dried in the shade, and turned on the wrong side to dry. Black and white calicoes are benefit- ed by having a handful of salt added to the rinsing water. Red a little tablecloths keep their color if to the water, and they dried in the shade. bora is added rinse My feet were so badly swolled that I could not wear my shoes. I got Yellow Oily and tomy astonishment it give instant relict, and two bottles completely cured me. Mrs. W. G. McKay, Berwick, Out. They say that mowey does not bring happiness, This is an experiment, however, which every one wishes to try for himself. A colored philosopher is reported to have said 'Life, mos'ly made vp of prayin' for rain, and then my breddern; am wishin' it would cl'ar off.' Young Lady--Have you professors socialistic philocophy and Hindoo the- ology here? 3 Oollege Precident,. --Um--n--no--; we haven't. Why; do you wish to study those branches? Idcensed Auctioneer, Valuator &c. OR the Townships of Brock, Uxbridge, Seott, Thorah, Mara; Rama, Mariposa and Eldon ted can have them done to them. Ha - H. PARSONS. a from a distance getting hand | BURNHAM, Clerk of the Third | Court. ' Office in Prot Office year. y 4 Partiesentrusting their Sales to me may : boiets tava will 2 alloasta beataiolly ad- cely on the Sgoy attention being given to "JOB DEPARTMENT. WM. GORDON, P: Jop > Le bd gi Sunderland, Be ank ~ R SHE H. McCAW. Batis Cia Bin Cords, © | Ni Rk1aC TORE, rt Perry Ont f le "colo ; [ , Port Perry Ont. : odpm nd Port Per¥y, Deo. 19, 1888. af lower rates tha # ST rs per estab Sittings of thé Division Courts theCounty. COUNTY OF ONTARIO. Young LEady--I wish to become writer. of popular novels, \) THE : MOST SUCCESSFUL REMEDY FOR MAN O EAST. Certain in its KENDALL'S SPAVIN_GURE Dr. B. 3. Krai. Co. Gentlemen--1I ta splendid bay horsey povip aires fin 8 Sptvia enim on oy I have been offered $150 bk Tse, worth of Spay Curly 5 § using) Yours truly, a3 py KENDALL'S SPAVI CURE 2 SnELsY, Mick. Dec. 16, months past a organized system of thieving has been in operation dress equal to their fellows; were known boldness, until a week ago Dan P. For. syth and Samuel Haigh were arrested for stealing some pigs from a farmer on They were sent to Toronto; and when up for trial on Wednesday both plead- ed gdilty. Queen's evidence, and as a res@lt the county attorney ordered the arrest of Hiram Auson Torsyth and John Mitchell. Their trial, which is going on here to: |i day, is attended by hundreds of farmers, and it is astounding to learn the number who 12 months, hams, chickens, grain, har- ness, clothing, ete. tried before Justices Sanders and John- son. Macdonald, the prisoners being defend ed by James McCullough. er Haigh, who turned Queen's evidence, has occupied the whole time of the court thas far acknowledging some 15 thefts, extendiiig to Uxbridge and Whitchurch, posures are expected implicating several Trial at Stouffville. comprehensive a in this vicinity, bt! Ithough suspicion was entertained hat a few young men while able to i Jocks the 4th concession of Uxbridge. One of the prisoners turned Williams, George Forsyth, have had stolen during the past The case is being The crown is represented by County Attorney Dewart and G. 8, The prison- Markham, Other ex- Pickering, parties. BE §O.P Bride 60--Groom 30. Philadelphia, June 9.---Mrs, Oath: erine M. Shacklett, formerly of Alex- andria. Va., the 60-year-old woman, whe while under the influence of a drug | was forced to wed J. Ross Landers, of | Chicago, nearly 30 years her junior, is | dead. Since the wedding at the hotel | Hanover on April 26, and the sub- | sequent arrest of Landers on April 28, | bis aged bride has Leen kept from him by her friends. Yesterday Landers secured s writ of habeas corpus, and went to the Presbyterian hospital, where his bride had been a patient for sevewal weeks, but found her dead. Mrs. Shacklett's half sister had secured possession of the body and Landers ling not succeeded in inducing her ow him the priviege of il 3 wife. There is likely to hea hvely contest 1n court for the possession of the dead woman's estate. ' Sleeping "in Tents. Vancouver, B.0,, June 9.--Fully 15,000 persons living in the muniei- palities are homeless on account of the floods along the Fraser river. All the lower valley of the river is flooded; The greatest damage has been done to w district covering 100 miles between Landers and Yale, The homeless ones are still sleeping in tents. re erp T. B. Taomesox, Esq, of the firm Thompson Bros, Builders, 34 Bolynt Street, Toronto, Ont., writes: *I1 had dyspepsia for 12 yeara, very bad at times ; and tried a number of doctors and patent medicines, but could get no permanent relief, IT purchased a package of K.D.C., und bofore 1 had finished it the symptoms were all gone, and I now enjoy better health than I have had for years. I cng recofirmend it to any one." gp nisin Tn Nebraska a man was convicted of theft and sentenced to a year's imprison m-nt,: A new trial was asked for, but the wan served his time and was dis charged before the supreme court de- cided he was en titled to a new trial. Like Magic. "It always acted like magic. 1 had scarcely ever need to give the second dose of Dr. Fowler's Extract of Wild Strawberry for summer complaints" Mrs. Walter Govenlock, Ethel; Out. Mrs, Olawdin Herrarn, who died in San Francisco the other day at the end of 120 years, was born in Rial de Jesus Marin, Mexico. She moved to San Franscisco when she wds 75 years of nge, and since then until recently was an active worker, Method is like packing things in a box ; a good packer will get in as much again as a bad one. The least movement is of importance fected by a pebble. ARE NOT a Pur " gative Med cine. They are sa Broon BUILDER, Ton10 and RECON- "EVERY WOI SEALY JOUNG AN pL when neglected. ' should take these Prurs. pax the advan etl to the fulness of liealth and strength: Mr. i No. 2 Alpha good cause to appreciate the truth of the above statements, was former] ent parts of Ontario, er who had heard that he had been re- stored to health, after an illness which threatened cripple, ealléd'upon him at his residence recently, and was given the following interesting agcount of his case :-- McGovern, "two years digo when I was Oounty of Peal. in my elbows and knees, and the doctors | thought it was rhetimatism. to nll nature. The entire ocean is af- A h& advance ng kno w- ience: People who ere left to drag out a emee as hopeless invalids, pples, are now, thanks to medicine has made, restor- John McGovern, who resides at venue, in this city, has Mr. McGovern n agent for agricultural is well known in differ. A Globe report- mplements, to leave him a hopeless "My trouble first began," said Mr. living in the | Village of Bolton, in the | The trouble was all | 1 couldn't | walk a block 'without wanting to sit down, and even to walk down stairs | gure I could write it perfectly well. was hard work, It afflicted me terribly. I was all right in other ways but for this terrible weakness, For a year and a half T suffered from this, but by | sheer force of will held out against it, and managed to get about; but six months ago I broke down completely, | and had to give up my business. I then removed to/Toronto, and for three months after this I was in terrible shape. TI was almost always confined to my bed; being able to come down stairs for a little while perhaps once a day. 1 suffered all the time from a terrible soreness in the joints, and at this juncture my appetite began to fail, and I was only able to eat the lightest food, and not much of that, I could find nothing to help me or give me re- lief All this time I wae unable to do anything, and, had I not fortunately had « little py laid by which en- 4 : 'would have been Cn Go st son prevailed u Dr. Williams' Pink Pills, and early in last July I began to use them, and I took them steadily during that month and the two following months. Before the first box was finished I began to get relief, and from that out I steadily improved until I was able to diseon- tinue the use of the Pink Pills; feclifrg that I wus fully restored to health. I am satisfied in my own mind thut had it not been for Dr. Williams' Pink Pills T would have still been helpless and suffering, and I have much reason to be thaiukful that my son persuaded me to use them. Thanks to Pink Pills ath now a new man and intend soon toon resume my work." / Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are a per- fest blood builder and nerve restorer, curing such diseases as rheumatism, neuralgia, 'partial paralysis. locomotor ataxia, St. Vitus' dance, nervous head- ache, nervous prostration and the tired feeling therefrom, the after effects of Ia. gfippie; diseases depending upon humors in the blood, su¢h as scrofula, chronic erysipelas etc. Pink Pills give a healthy.glow to pale and sallow com- plexions, are a specific for the troubles feeding stock and saving' the matte, it cost nothitig for transportation to a home market. around the trees. The paper ahould nnuum in A Sui ; (WHOLE NO. 'Terms 81 A Farm Fagots: Market the crops on the farts by To prevent borers wrap tar paper below the surfa a preferred. With a knowledge of the requirements of plants cotues a larger {rotease in the yields, The tax that should be paid most cheerfully is the rond tax. There is nothing that gives better returns than taxes for good roads when the funds are judiciously applied to secure the objects desired: ----- A young and very aspiring girl was speaking of her literary attempts to an older writer, She was especially an- xious to khow what color of ink she should use, and ruled or unruled paper. whether to write on After these points were settled she drew a sigh of 'Now," she said; 'I feel sure I can do something. The only hard thmg,' she tontinued, innocently, 'is to find If I only had something to say, I'tn satisfaction. something to write about. A considerable measure of fatalism is a great help to a soldier. Tf what is to be will be, why be afraid of anything? A Southern soldier describes a man mn his company, 'a little Dutch Jew,' as the 'very incarnation of cool, im- pudent bravado in a fight. A sistent fatalist, he samtned up his faith 'You'll never die till your time comes.' con- in one sentence, 'Une day he saw me dodging a spent minie that came whistling uncomfort- ably near. 'Hey, Dock I" he sang ofit in kis p'p- ing voice; 'Vat's te use to todge tem pullets ¥ Tey'll hit you shust as vell vere you is as vere you aint, Fear ho pleasu The eatlier s man has his eyes open- ed to the realities of life the sooner he wants to close them. Everybody has more or less cause to be unhappy. Happy is the man who is too busy to be miserable, He who is always complaining de- serves to have good cause to lament. The people of Germany and Belgium are said to eat more potatoes than the Irish. Years ago the potato was serv ed as a sweet dish at table, dnd was regarded as a delicacy. "Are you going to Mrs. Upper- crust's luncheon " Yes," «So am I. Let ds go together, and after it is over we will go out and get something to eat." A little girl's father had a round bald spot. Kissing him at bedtime not long ngo she said : Stoop down popsy dear, [ want to kiss the place where the lining shows.' peculiar to the female system, and in the case of men they effect a radical cure in all cases arising from mental worry, overwork, or excesses of any nature, Bear in mind Dr. Williams' Pink Pills are never sold in bulk, or by the dozen or hundred, and any dealer who offers substitutes in this form is trying "makes a course of treat- tively inexpensive as com- her remedies or medical to ba doing the most fo ing than to reckon even nsignificant. difficult and calls for ies of the soul to to die one. 1 was suffering very mach a, and could get nothing to cure told mo of Dr. Fowler's Ex- Strawberry, d me: Thos: L. Graham, iscoter everything to pos: estion is put, led us thither, had races. ple. \y. Pris EoD. < alte Spavin Cure system." Eo Ri i fume a ) WOMEN 3 them For Sale by all ts, or address For sale by all druggists, or will be sent upon Pr. B. J. KENDALL COMPANY, somaiyt of pce is Bern Ty sadreing ~ BNOSBURGH FALLS, VT. ; ELLIAMS' he ub EE a SSI to defraud you and should be avoided Ask your dealer for Dr. Williams' Pink Pills for Pale People and. refase all umital and substitutes, D Jilliams' Pink Pills may be had from ll druggists, or direct by mail from the Dr. Williams' Medicine Con pan ekville, Ont., or Schenectady, N. cents a box, or 6 hoxes for The price at which these live a and a few doses babbler, and speaks oven 'escaped, or good attained, or still heaven chalked 8 been going to arning about the different Not long after she into her mammn's room baby. After Tooking ghe said: "Tt doesn't |: Ethopian, but it does a i] She--You profess to think a great deal of me. as everything is going pleasantly, But That's all right, so long would yon make any great sacrifice for ary sake? He-- You know I would, I offered to marry you? Haven't Uncle Treetop--That heifer is two years old. Qity Niece--How do you know { * By her horns. "Oh; to be sure | two,' She hag only Planker--Do you think a man learns much from his wife?' Hearde--I should say he did. I've only been married six months and I can sew a button on firet rate, Real Estate Owner-- How much will you charge fie for painting up that fence! Painter--Thirteen dollars, sit, Real Estate Owner--Isn't that pretty steep | was fresh, Young Wife (in tears)--0, Gerald gone to laying eggs ! canary to do. Young Wife-- Yes, bat I've alway called it Ben! call it Ben Hur now. : Thoreau lay on his death-bed, a Oal- vanistic friend called upon him to make enquiry regarding his soul.-- Henry,' he said anxiously, 'have you 'made your peace w replied the dyifig naturalist in a whis- | Printor--No, sir, not at all ; $10 for painting the fence three coats, and $3 more for going over it afterward and touching up the spots where the people put their finger on to see if the paint What do you think! The canary has Unfeeling Husband--1 don't see anything heartbreaking in that Elsie, It's & perfectly proper thing for o Unfeeling Husband --Well, you ean "Short Stories Retold. When the forest-hunting bermit ith God I *John,' , *1 didn that G . Mrs. Martha Wood the soci- alist leader from Boston, prides herself on her sympathetic ways with the commonest people. She wad riding the other day in a Philadelphia car, when a ragged newsboy entered the car.-- Brings comfort and improvement and tends to personal enjoyment when rightly used. The many, who live bet ter than others and enjoy life more, with less expenditure, by more promptly' adapting the world's best products to the needs of physical being, will attest the value to health of the pure liquid: © jaxative principles embraced in the remedy, Syrup.of Figs: 5 Its excellence is due to its presenting in the form most acceptable and pleas" ant to the taste, the refreshing and truly beneficial properties of a perfect lax: ative ; effectually cleansing the &fstem, ! dispelling colds, headaches and fevers and permanently euring constipation, It has given satisfaction to millions and met with the approval of the medical profession, because it acts on the Kid- neys, Liver and Bowels withotf weak ening them and it is perfectly fred from every objectionable substance. Mrs. Avery put on an attractive smile and the boy hurried to the end of the car and flashed his papers on her, 'No, thank you, little boy,' said the lady, I do not wish for a paper, hut I am ever so much obliged to you for coming in here. The boy walked reproachfully away, and as he left the ear he remark- ed to the condactbr, 'Say; its & wonder de woman didn't ask me if my wife was well * The Shah Shakabaam XXVII. or- dered his Prime Minister t& uiake a census of all the idiots and" imbeciles| Syrup of Figs is for sale by all drug. 3 : : io im ¢ gists in 75e. bottles, but it is manu in his smpire, and hi give him the factured by the California Fig Syrup exact list. The vizier accepted the | Co, only, whose name is printed on every package, also the name, Syrup of Figs, and being well informed, you will not accept any substitute if offerads charge, had it executed, and presented the list to the Shah, The Shah took it, looked at it, and what was his astonishment to see firstly his own 'Why my name? asked the Customer-- Are you sure this article will curé my rheumatism. Shopman--Oh, yes ; all the doctors refuse to recommend iv. name, sovereign, ister, 'Because,' replied the min- 'you large sums under pretext of buying horses in have given One day a certain inividual waited on the Duke of H----, ¢ What do you went with me? en- fereign countries, and this money, too, unknown persons who will never re- turn," You think =o? continued the Shah. And if they retarn? 'Well, then, if they return, strike out your quired the duke. ; '1 have the honor to offer your grace a bullet-proof jacket. name and write theirs) * Put it on yourself. The man obeyed. ' v i t . ; Years ago, when Tom Thumb was loaded with ball said the duke to his secre- 'Send for a gun Barnum's only attraction, he went to i : . cartridge, Saratoga and attempted to give an x He . wry. entertainment, The village fathers {dhe man with the jacket at once | took to his he: however seared ; him away with the centr, ndthe dent Ballston, the nex® town and advert > 3 NCR EE RE a ised chmide (to waitress) --I have eeu. pitieutly waiting to get my dinner, and now you serve a customer who came in after me. his performance; A special train was run from Saratoga ahd a great mau) went down on it, When the curtain Wai y . nitress-- Yes, si went up, Barnum came out and made * y sir, Dut the old) rascal swears like a trooper if he isn't a little speech. 'Ladies and gentle wen," he began; 'my first intention was served: quick, ) Emma--Mamma, dear, you ought to discharge the cook, I heard her say to papa, 'You ought to be ashamed of yourself." Mrs. Bingo (disp!aying new bonnet) to give this entértainment in Saratoga, but I soon discovered that there were some men in that place so much smaller than my famous Tom Thumb, that it would be useless to attempt competi-| _Thig is the very latest fashion, John; tion with them. Jingo--I[ wish it was, [ know if * wo oom Bi . us i . |isn't. There'll be another out next n the Biography of Richard Harris | = i Baraham, author of Ingoldsby Legends, £ Dinks--Was Growle's purpose of who died about fifty years ago, there Here is | whipping the editor carried out. Danks-- t * Well, Miss Parsny is consoled for {Tos or pari e that she g A boy was brought befor {To 3 of her parrot. I sce th obs gob | married a few days since.' Baker | married the man she suspects of killing turned over Burn's Justice,. hut not fhe parrot.' are many good stories told. Nari v i one he was fond of telling: 'Old Steady No ; but Growler was, Baker, the Mayor of Folkeston, T well remember. him for stealing goosherries. being able to find the article he want Some people laugh to show their pretty : Ror 3 . | teeth. The use of Ivory White I'ooth Pow- ed in the. book which is alphebetically | jer makes people laugh more than ever. It's so nice. Price25c. Bold by druggists. Meanness leads to villainy with fatal attractions, arranged; he lifted his spectacles and addressed the etprit thas: 'My lad it is lucky for you that you were not} : t In all human action those jes, brought here for stealing a goose ; there |. : faculties { will be strong which are used. is a statute against stealing geese, hut im d B us Every temptation 7 great or small according as the mar I can't find anything about gooseberries i in all Burn ; so let the prisoner be dis- Over the door of a library in Thebes, is the inscription, "Medicine for the Soul," charged; for I suppose it is no offence.' Look C©ool. Life is short. The sooner that a, wan begins to enjoy his wealth the A Philadelphia paper publishes an te ttar article on 'looking cool in summer.' r" x 3 4 8 Wisdom-is everlasting ; early or lat? we apprehend her just the same. The one exclusive sign of a thorough' knowledge is the power of teaching. It is certainly an attractive subject. The writer suggests that thé best way to look cool is to keep one's mind cool, to get up in the morning with the firm determination of keeping good temper ed all day, 'and if there 1s the slightest The respensibility of tolerance lieg with those who have the wider visicn. Learning without thought is labor. lost ; thought without learning is per- tendeney to quick speech, orto a gen ilous. eral disgust with the world * * to keep just as quiet as possible and to try and think of something pleasant." That is excellent advice I believe, but I am afraid that the exertion of trying to follow it would make some people I know so dreadfully hot that they would never get cool at all again. a Judge Guffy -- What passed Letween yourself and the complainant § O'Brien--1 think, sor, a half dozen bricks and a piece of pavin' stone For Over Fifty Years: .. «.. Mrs. Wisstow's Soornixg. SYRUP has * heen used by millions of mothers for their children while teething. JM disturbed at vight and broken of your rést, by a sick child suffering and eryiug with pain of Cut- ting Teeth send at onca dud get a bottle of - «Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for Children Peething It will relieve the poor, little sufferer immediately. Depend upon it, mothers, there is no mistake about it. It cures Diarrhoea, regulates the Stomach and Bowels, curves Wind Colic, softens the. Gums, reduces Inflammation, and gives tone and enfrgy tothe whole system. 'Mrs. Winslow's Soothing Syrup" for children teething is plensant to the taste and is the prescription of one of the oldest and best female physicians and nurses in United States. Price twenty-five cents a bottle. Sold by all druggists throughout the world. Be sure and ask for " Mrs. WiNsLow's SooTHING SYRUP." . y| "If you have any Inst wish,' said the priest to the convicted man on the scaffold, 'tell me wnd I will try and carry it ont. ¢ Yes," replied the poor wretch; I want to learn to play the piano,' The largest pearl fishery in the world in in Californian Bay, Last year divers fount! nearly five hundred tons of and one blud pear] weighi Old Friend «-- You are becoming round-shouldered-- got a regular stoop You don't rida a bicycle do you? A hl ond sold for S10] Man of Family--Noo; but. my| Sun of the year's find w boys ride bicycles, and 1 am paying $300,000. : K.D.C. will' cavse your food to nouris : you for them on the melallment plan. : Use K.D.C.P 1 fos ok | K.D.C. will give strength to the weak, i