p p b 1 ye ue pei have only one ya 1 Intended to cel- by giving me a pres- p \ bly pi 'Consequently Susan's spend- capacity was limited. g-was going to buy me an umbrel- [h® § 'was saved op for-and d about a good deal before the auspicious day. We went to the shop together to secure the gift. Busan's idea of the amount to be ex- pended -- heaven bless her -- was, 1 think, about $1.50. The keeper of the umbrella shop looked pained and cod- cerned at the idea of respectable cus- tomers daring to purchase one of his cheap ginghams, He had a $2.50 article, now, a really decent thing. . We saw It. The handle was very plain, It did not please Susan so much as that of a $3 one produced simulta- neously. There was no pushing to open it--the thing was a patent. There sas no fumbling In a shower of rain to open this umbrella. One had only to release a little spring In the handle, and the nmbrella opened itself half way. This {ast luxury completely won over Busan. The bargain was clinched. We left the shop arm In arm, Susan proud and joyous that she had been able to make me "such a beautiful birthday present" --one so much nicer than she had at first intended. On the way the elements, as {f bent on pleasing Susan, sent us a sharp shower of rain. Her eyes dilated with pleasure and triumph as she produced the umbrella. "Let me open It!" ghe cried vivaclous- iy as the raindrops came pattering <own. She touched the spring, and, lo! the umbrella partly opened of its own accord. How Ingenious! To run It up to the top of the stick was the work of a second, and we sheltered snugly un- wer its ample canopy, side by side, arm in arm. The rain descended In torrents. We had not far to go. The district railway station was only 100 yards abead. Yet, 'before we arrived there, the silk of the 'umbrella was seaked through and ugh by the deluge. We were just fo time for a train, with half a minute to spare. We did not trouble to shut the umbrella down until well inside the ticket office. The thing would not shut. Susan de- clared it was because 1 did not under- stand the patent. She begged me to Jeave it to her while 1 got the tickets. 1 squeezed my way to the ticket office, paid the fares and returned to find Busan still struggling. We had not a moment to spare. , | tackled the umbrella myself, edging meanwhile toward the staircase. Tbe wretched thing would not go down, no matter how I coaxed It. Susan was now at the gate, advising me to desist from my struggles in the gangway, saying It would be perfectly easy to get the thing down on fhe plat- form.. The train was at a standstill, all the passengers had jumped In, loclud- ing Susan, 'who urged and encouraged me to more frantic efforts, standing io- aide the door of a carriage, while I re mained writhing upon the platform. "Step in there! Step In there!" cried the guard. 1 stepped In, still clinging to the han- dle of the open abomination. Susan was purple with agitation. 1 managed by a dexterous maneuver to get the handle of the umbrella through the ndow and shut the door, leaving the pe nopy spread over the window. What bt there was was thus prevented p ing the dim foterior of the carriage. "Here, 1 say, put that umbrella down!" came a voice from the plat- form. As If 1 hadn't been trylng wel with all my might? The door was wrenched forcibly open Jia wen brella was nearly knocked out of my band. The remains of a large caull dower rolled from the top of my uin- brella. round. Imagine my horror at behold- fog that { was followed by at least 20 street urchins! wide open with derisive laughter, emit: ting ear splitting yells. ran. Ob, dear, no! than a crowd of boys to make me run away. Yet I fear that 1 hurried some- what. 3 yards away! Susan sheuld 'presently hear a little plain speaking upon the absurdity of purchasing patents that would not work. ° and saw & noisy crowd approaching Yas | pot trylog at that very moment with a jerk, which shot me out on to the platform. Susan was compelled to Jump out after me, and there we were --on the platform, already late, left be- hind. with the obnoxious thing wide open, dripping wet and obstinate as bave to leave it In the ," she cried. "Leave tricity. : Suddenly --biff! A loud shout of derision. The um- For the first time I ventured to look Twenty mouths were 1 turtied and fled. Don't think that I It would take more At last there was my bouse, only 200 She happened to be at the window from the distance, with ag opén um- brella In thelr midst. A borrible fear that | had been run over Or that some- thing equally "terrible bad happened brought her to the front door step, 80 that when | arrived she was there ready to take the umbrella from my aching bands. "YWhy didn't you put It down before you started, dear?' she asked quite nicely and geatly. : "Why didn't | put It down? Why"-- | But what was the good of similes? The urchins formed a & round the doorway. = "Let me sbut it, dear!" she said, tak- ing it with all & woman's tendérness and pressing her finger upon the spring tn the orthodox fashion. Lo and behold, the umbrella shut up! It closed just for all the world as | though nothing had been the matter with 1! While 1 rested, exhausted and per- spiring, Susan put the umbrella up and down again withthe greatest. ease. And from that day to this it has Dever gone wrong. 1 never buy anything with a patent in it pow. Susan says it shows a retro- grade spirit In an age of advancement. But women are always optimistic.-- London Answers. The First Coffee In England. A quaint old hand bill bas turned tp in London, Issuéd In the middle of the | seventeenth century by Pasqua Rosee, who kept the first public coffee house in that city: "The vertue of the Coffee Drink; first made and publickly sold in England by Pasqua Rosee. The grain or berry called coffee groweth upon little trees only in the deserts of Arabia. itis a simple, innocent thing, composed Into a drink, by being dried in an oven, and ground to powder, and boiled up with spring water, and about balf & pint of it to be drunk fasting an hour before, and not eating an hour after, and to be taken as hot as possibly can be en- dured; the which will never fetch the skin off the mouth, or raise any blis- ters by reason of that heat. It much quickens the spirits and makes the heart lighter. It Is good against sore eyes. It suppresseth fumes exceeding- ly, and therefore Is good against the headache, and will very much stop any defluxion of rheums that distil from the head upon the stomach, and so pre- vent and bewp consumptions and the cough of the lungs. It is observed that in Turkey, where this is generally drunk, they are not troubled with stone, gout, dropsy, or scurvy,'and that their skins are exceedingly ¢lear and white. It is peither laxative nor re- stringent. | "Made and sold in St. Michael's al- ley, Cornhill, by Pasqua Rosee, at the sign of his own bead." | The Doctor Wondered. Dr. Dunning, editor of The Congre- gationalist, was once visiting some friends upon the walls of whose dining room hung specimens of the; youthful the family, two samplers worked In worsted, one a motto ealculated to cheer the heart in the hours of dearth, "The Lord Will Provide," the other a lifelike representation of man's best friend, the dog, both framed and hung conspicuously opposite the doctor. For breakfast there was sausage. Dr. Dunning looked at the motto, "The Lord Will Provide," looked at the life- like dog and looked at his sausage. Again his glance wandered over the three. Then he turned to his hostess impulsively, "There's nothing in that, is there?' he asked. JACK RABBIT SAUSAGE. A Little Essay om the Subject of Good Housckeeping: It is said that jack rabbits are so nu- merous in western Kansas that all sorts of devices are resorted to in order to util- ize the overplus. If the report ean be be- lieved--and you can beliéve about every- thing you hear regarding Kansas prod- ucts--they are working the jack rabbit up into sausages. Bausages have been worked up from al- Most any old thing, but sever before from Jack rabbits. It opens an entirely pew field for the philosophical observer. It also materially enlarges the scope of the humorous paragrapher. If Kansas is to bull the sausage market with rabbit stuffing, the dog might as well understand that he has bad his day. ~~ Funny minstrel orators will no longer peel the bark off the sausage. They will tuck in its ears or do something else equally appropriate. The Welsh rabbit, you see, will now bave a companion in {the Du bit, usages are pri- marily 1 star boa the freedom of the the other boarders by pretendin| cover a hare in the Kansas w and the poker player at the Dutch lunch will begin the convivial proceedings by pass- ing bis plate for two rabbit sapsages, open with a pair of jacks. Of course the him in of way for dear life with an angry gods snd men. fair reason, nger a ler. 'Steady Caller. TAI -- sunshine to provide an XU Tor your eccen! | + Her humble manner seemed to Some Spicy Comment by a Southern ment from the South African war cable grams," remarked an old newspaper mar "Take that affair of the armored train pear Estcourt, for instance--the official narrative contained some delicious touch- es. : structed a large barricade of bowlders In front of Captain Wylie, who had been charming naivete, 'the sergeant lay down beside the officer to cheer him up.' industry and plety of the children | with the explanation that he means to £00d old bowwow sausage will not relish the advent of the mew- comer, and it may go hard with the rab | bit sausage if a dog sausage discovers neighborhood. The speetacle sausage leaping down the sausage at his heels would be a sight for It may be contended that an unlimited diet of rabbit sausage will have a tend- ency to make men timid and nervous, Don't refuse jack rabbit sausage for i Anyway, give the trial.~Cleveland say that gentieman young man: ask- a -- Critical Analysis, +7 The critic in the barnyard sas : In hours of rural rest. He sought for Saws in this and that} Such was his daily quest. x ben was cackling there Beneath the genial sun As she strode past him with the sly Of simple duty done. "Pm sorry, Mistress Hen," quoth ba, "To hear you spoil & song. You're cackling sadly off the key; Your phrasing's very wrong. A Weakly Political, Agriculbu Family Newspaper 1s PUBLISHED AT PORT PERRY, ONT. EVERY THURSDAY MORNIN Eo \ BY 8s , H. PARSONS, thud then yaar rt A touch of grace Terms. --$1 per annum, if paid i 2 fou very Sadly mn f not $1.50 will be charged. When yuu world note Shaul she Kafe tion taken for Jess than .~ months ; paper discontinued until arrears are p Letters containing money, when address to this Office, pre-paid and registered be at our risk, Hh Advertisements measured by Nonpariel,! and charged according to the space they upy. ; Advertisen:ents received for publica without specific instructions, will bein anti] forbid and charged accordingly. advertisement will be taken out until or. A liberal discount allowed to Mere and others who advertise by the year ef The poor hen halted on her way And in dejection stood: ny, "I've done the best 1 could." His haughty hand the eritic waved And sadly wrenched her heart By saying: "You have misbehaved | And broke the rules of art. ! +t grieves me much to tell you se, Your pardon | must beg: ' But, Mistress Hen, you de not know The way to Jay an egg." ~Washington 8 half-year, SOUTH AFRICA NEWS, These terms will in all cases be strictly hered to. JOB DEPARTMENT, Pamphlets. Hand Bills, Posters, Prog Bill Heads, Blank Forms, Recel] Books, Checks, Books, Ciren: Business Cards, Cardi &ec. of eyeryatyle and executed pi Newspaper Man. "1 am extracting a good deal of amuse- It told how 'Sergeunt Todd' con- theCounty. i #2 Parties from a distance getting hand >ills, &e. Printed can have them done to take home with them. wounded, it added, with then, "Isn't that delightful? 1 can picture Sergeant Todd, who is no doubt a plump warrior. with pop eyes and a double chin, hugging that barricade of bowlders while he cheered up his despondenmt superior. Todd has set ab admirable example to' the British officers who were recently re- proached for reckless exposure during battle. If they will henceforth devote themselves in cheering each other up a la Todd instead of making cigarettes un- der fire, the mortality will be reduced 100 per cent. "Another Incident in the Estcourt story which 4 found very entertaining related to 'an old Blackwatch vetéran named Caw. Crow, it seems, had shown con- spicuois courage in clearing away the wrecked trucks, whereupon 'Lieutenant Winston Ciiurchill, amid the hail of bul- Jets, turned t% him and shook his hand, calling him a brave old man.' Of course that was very nive of the lieutenant, who, as you know, is a boy of 19 or H. PARSONS PAINTIN( Kalsomining, &c rVHE nndersigned would take this oppor tanity ot thavking his numerous pat rons for their liberal and still increasing patronage during the time he has carried on the business of \ ~ PAINTING in Port Perry, and would state that' he ir better prepared than ever to-exeoute all thereabouts and son of the late Lord orders for 'Randy.' and | dare say tie old soldier touched bis helmet and said, 'Thankee, Painting, Kalsomining and Paper Hanging sir,' in a voice choked with emotion. Parties entrusting their work to me may "An English friend of mine is very €0- | iy or having it neatly and promptly 'exe thusiastic over the episode. | ited, My charges are moderate *"*It was so doocid plucky of young Churchill,' he says, 'to stand there shak ing the old chap's hand and congratulat- ing him on his courage, while the bullets were flying all around them.' * 'Sure,' said 1, 'and equally plucky of Mr. Crow to stand there being congratu- lated. If a man were to stop me 'amid a hail of bullets' to offer me the assurances of his distinguished consideration, I would instantly plead a previous engage- ment. "Anybody who says that the war news I am also prepared to supply Paints, &e, he cputracting A costinisuce of public patronage sol ted. WM. TREMEER. wt Perry, Mar. 23, 1593, G=0. GARDNER. TISHES to inform the public of Port \ : 3 > Perry and surrounding country, thai tn dull and. waiuteresting dowadays BO | fuer four years experinuce in. prosecuting appreciate good things when be SCs | ais bu:inces in some of the largest cities of em."--New Orleans Times Democrat. he United - States, he is better prepared han ever to execute any of the following wanches of hig trade :--Stoue Masonry: Bricklaying in alhits branches; Plain and yruamental Plastering, ~~ Also Artificial jtone Walks, that will remain permanent wd will endure any weather. . Briel isterns without any weod in their con ction to deca; LEive out. If you need of any of the above, come £6 me « bain prices, All materinl required inmy ine will be kept constantly on hand, Sand or sale after tho first of next April, =% GEO. GARDNER, Port Parry, Jan. 3, 1804. The Only Disturbance. "There is a good deal of what you might call theological unrest in my con- gregation," said the Rev. Dr. Blue, "and 1 am called upon almost every day to set- tle some member's doubts on a disputed or obscure point of doctrine. Do you have any trouble of that Kind with your|- flock 7" "Not the least in the world," replied the Rev. Dr. Gray. "The people of my church have deliberately taken up the study of Browning in erder to have some- thing they can wrangle over."--Chicago Tribune. 00000000 00000000000000000 Webster's International} Dictionary The at Standard Authority, More many. "How foolish all this talk of a politl- clan's being kept busy signing checks isl" exclaimed Senator Sorghum. "Is there no truth in the impression?" "Very little. . A politician who knows his business will get a bundle of genuine money and get right down to a spot cash | basis." --~Washington Star. One Gre; o writ Hon. 1. J, Brewer, Justice U, &, Supreme Court, p@--Send a Postal for Specimen Pages, etc. Successor of the | "Unabridged." A Crusher, "Do you think," said his elder sister. with cutting sarcasm, "you'll ever find anybody who wants to marry a man as bow legged as you are?" "Deo you think." be retorted, with equal scorn, "there are no knock kneed wom- en 7"--Chicago Tribune. A Necessary Warning. His Wite--It's just 1 o'clock. I'm go- 4 ing to my milliner's to try on my new by ap Rupetintend hat, and I'll be back in ten minutes. Regt # o Ktucnion simon He--All right. but remember that we a have dinner at 8 o'clock.--~New Orleans BEST FOR EVERYBODY Times-Democrat. t is easy to find the word wanted. itis h Resemblances. 3% 1s easy to Jrice ris a word. Dillingham--Mrs. Outfe's affairs re easy to learn what & word Ce CF NR § ¥ 1; ns Foo # IN returning thanks to the public for the 1 patronage extended to me for over 3C vears, I would respectfully intimate that 1 ba. as usual, now ready for business, and have a arge & Assorted Stock DOUBLE AND SINGLE HARNESS hich I am determined to sell very CHEAP 7 As an inducement to Casu purchasers A Dnt of 1 ger eonke- 11 be allowed on all Sales from now unti Jon. 1st next. All work being MADE BY HAND, dnc factory work kept in stock, the per ority of my goods will at ence beconie Ret 7% 1 " ng purchasers will find that by ing ne a call before looking elsewhere yean he suited in quality and price, my long experience in the trade being au indis, putavle arantee that perfect satisfaction 'willbe given by any article purchased. * Bverthing in my line of business kept leonstautly on hand and repairs neatly and 'promptly attended to JOHN ROLPH. 1, 1892. t Port Perry, Dec. House and Lot for Sale orto Rent. HOUSE AND LOT on Simcoe Street, Port Perry, for Sule or to Reut. The | house contains five rooms. The lot contains Sine acre on which there are a barn, a good | Orchard and a well. Immediate possession. | 1 0Also for Sale a General Purposs Horse, gy and a Set of Single Harness --will be cheap or will exchange for other live k. pply at the Office of this paper. 5, "Port Perry, April 5, 1899, fitoc A YA UABLE PROPERTY Township of Reach. application. CREELMAN_BRO'S TYPEWRITER CO, Ware, &e DAVES ¢ Sole Dealers in i BLONG BLOCK All makes--new and second-hand--from $25.00 up. Machines fully guaranteed. Samples of work om oe } ons. i 3 15 Adelaide St. East, Toronto Fe Underwood Typewriters. $ : Fr Foon re AEE TTY The Subscriber has just received a. Complete Assortment of av «+ CGDNDS CONSISTING OF: TOILET SETS in Plush, Persian and Oxidized Silver, Leather, &c. PERFUMES from the best makers; in Cut Glass Bottles, Boheniian at all Prices. FANCY CUPS AND SAUCERS, VASES, &e PIPES and CIGARS of the Finest Quality. A.J. DAVIS, t that I h € Agent for the for the > Sale of d valuable All growing out of the % J Chemist and Druggis PORT PERR ¥ "PHBE undersigned offers for Sale 32 acres [ being part of lot 4 in the 3rd con, of Resch. About 13 acres are cleared. Ou the premises ure a small dwelling Louse, 00g han, orchard of about 30 trees and quantity of cedar. ia The property is sitnated near "Cairns Mill" about 14 mile south of Utica Further particulurs may be had from F. M. Yarvold, Solicitor, Port Perry, or of the proprietor oun the pr G June 22, 1898. EMENT YHE undersigned keeps on hand and fo sales the following Agricultural Macl nes and Inplements mavufactmied by tl PUI EAMILTOR MTG GL OF PETERBORO: Jinders, Reapers, Crown Mower, Daix Seeder, Tiger Hay Ruke, Two Furrow Plow, Three Furrow Gang, Combina- tion Plows, Champion Plows, S. T Cultivator, 8. T. Harro Land Roller, Steel Frame Spring Cultivator, Binder Trucks, &e. so the following, the munufacture « JOHN ABEL, Toronto # figh class Threshing outfits, Tractio Kogives and Machines, * Victor Clover Huller, Portable Tiinmph Engine. I am prepared to supply cyerythine th «rwer requires in way of Machines, Tmpl jents, Repmirs, &e. _ Ose door West « £3 A call solicited. dcDonald's Hotel. * R. K. BRYANT. Sunderland, April 8, 1893. DESIRABLE PROPERT' mind me of this South African war. Cuttinghurst--How's that? Dillingham--Triumph of the bores.-- Philadelphia North American. WEBSTER THE STANDARD. The Toronto Globe ANDARD, G. & C, MERRIAM CO., Publishers, Cause For Grief, Springfield, Mass., IN PORT PERRY ror SALI) HE undersigned offers for sale at n | bargain his fine property on Lori itreet, Port Perry, cousisting of a comm tious Dwelling House, conta ining six room: ull wud three closets ; there is a good sto: sellir under the main part and foundatio wider the kitchen, all'in a good state « pair. There are three lots which hay yconverted into a splendid Garden, i vhich are a large number of choice, thriv ng fruit trees --Apple, Cherry.and Plam- 3 Berry hoshes and other gma ruit in abundance. There are also on th seniises n° good biicked Well and Cisters nd convenient Stable. Lots 108, 109, 110 on Ella Street--al *Why dost thou weep, poor child?" "Papa went and turned vegetarian. just before "banksgiving day."--New York Journal. The Twe 'F Bees, "It's influence that counts in politics," said the vofer. "Yes," muswered the practical politi- cian, "but not so much as afluence."-- £L0°C . ONTRIAL 07M, 3 iwi. WSFINGTON, D.0. Cook's Cotton Root eady for crop. as the greste cl elusive Biey » ole AE0, $0 BY EXPTosS COMPARY AD Rr VOLE nL MEAD 00., Ohicago, i. The Mead Cycle Co. ave absolutely reliable avd Lroguois Bicycles et $16.75 are wonder 400 of the famous [rOQUOIS 75 each, just ons. will be sold at $18. Medel 2 led Lhelr re ade to us, 3: d ma M IROQUOISBICYCL DESCRIPTON detailed description. ved fwo-pisca eran! hable i in. me 3 . Q SEND of 3 T1010 ra 0) | sublock to examination mud Spproval." ie you dont find it the se . pence ORDTIL TODAY (Fyos don't witha be disappointed. 80 cents discount for cask in full with order, O A compicte lina of *99 Models st 851 oa WE HAVE BICYCLES with 6%. Wo want x AND in every town to reprosent us. Hundreds earned their bicycle last year. This year we offe rus: alse Taree LT me of sumnie wheel to agents. Write for our liberal pro arvelous offe $16.75 while they Inst. The wheel arostriet]y up-to-date, famous everywhere for beauty and geod quality + Iroquois Model 3 1s too well knowa to need x . seamles: Iroquois Bicycles Sif:15 al value. pol are perfectly reliable; we refer to any bank or business house in ONE GIVES RELIEF. Don't Spend a Dollar Medicine until you have tried You can buy them in the paper 5-cent cartons Ten Tabules for Five Cents. his sort is put up cheaply to gratify the universal present demand for a low pries If you don't*find this sort of Ripans Tabules At the Druggist's Send Five Cents to THE Ripans CuEmicAL CompaNy, No. 10 Spruce St., New York, and they will be sent to you by mail; or 12 cartons will be mailed for 43 cents. The chances are ten te one that Ripans Tabules are the very medicine you need. the most recent, and one complete and authentic wats he wor co ine Wai : pine War in 1 together description of 4 East an Indies, the Hawaiian and' Ladr Islands, and the people of {| tropical countries; which me, at least for a time, June the to the without much effort, but a 1st | intend starting ona tour | County when 1 will be take your name for a copy work. 5 x JAMIESON'S LIVERY TE undersigned wonld beg to state that ne will, within a few days, open his vew Livery Establishment on his premises, Perry street, where he will keep for hire, a ull variety of relisble rigs. Charges Mod- erate. A generous share of public patronage is respectfully so cited. #8 Conveyances to all trains, WM. JAMIESON. Port Perrv Aug 1, 1805. ANE ENR, SFVLisH, RELIABLE TROQUOIS CYCLE WORKS FAILED Mai ot ARTISTICw ton expensively built, ard we have bought the entire plant at a forced Recommended by Leading sale st 20 cents on Lhe dollar, With it we got 400 Model 3 Iroquois Bi. Dressmakers, They Always Please. a NONE BETTER AT ANY PRICE EI [hese patterns are sold in nearly 25 i Lown in the United States e cent Stamps received Address your nearest point THE McCALL COMPANY, 138 lo 146 W. 141n Sireet, New York BRANCH OF "1% 189 Pifth Ave., Chica 1051 Market St., San MECALLS MAGAZINENGS Contains. Beautiful Colored Plates" Tiustrates Latest Patterns, Fash partic nly SOc, per year, | Pattern Address THE McCALL CO. 138 10 146 W. 14th St., New York TONRNANRONRARH NNR HAA oN Taluable repertyfer Salierfount IN THE ee TOWNSHIP OF REACH. HE undersigye offers § Rent that _#Te property vile south of Port Perry, be g, con, 4, Reach, containing 9 wcres more & less, 6 acres of Which are eliared sud in good state of cultivation. . On the pre: wises there are a first-class Brick-Clad Jouse, 30 x 20, with projection 18x 16, with ood cellar under the whole building ; {itehen 18 x 14 5 god Cisteri, 2 pood Wells vith Force Pumps There is a first clas yechard of about 67 Trecs-- Plum, Pear and herry--ulso currant . an gv TY wishes and shout guarter of an acre of Raspberries aud Shrubs. » ALSO © House and Two Lots in the Village of Port Perry--being Lots Noe. 108 and 107, Op: 'ario Street, On the oremisgs there are + first.class Dwelling House with good Cellar, Hard snd Soft Water, suitable stable and Driving Shed und fine Garden of good Fruit Tri ea--Cherry, Plum aud Apple--Berry aud Currant Bushes, &c. 'erms to suit purchasers. For further particolars, apply to D. J, Adums, Esq, or to the proprivtor on the premises, % A. . FE. J. 'VHEELE Port Perry, Feb. 21,5780, 110 mls 150. GARDNEE, | , Jan 92, 1806. ANCER CURED T YOUR OW: HOME. 8. OC. SMITH, IMMiX CANCER CURE, Uxbridge, Out. Canada y 'Washington Star. Plea sh. "Brother Pheer, | think you gave two bits to the missionary cause last year. Can't you increase it a little this year?" "Not a bit, doctor."--Cbicago Tribune. Manufactured by The! Cook Co., Windsor, On! and Detroit, Mich, is th "\ only knownsa'e, § monthly medicine on which can depend in 'lhe hour and. Geir EE The Fluent Trades. "Who Is that man over there who talks #0 much?" "He's either a college professor or a barber."~Chicago Record. Dagupan is Ours. sea message comes, For that's the only way: Beneath the waves the cable hums, Or so the poets say; For news of import now "Thrills through effete powers, EARS' ¢ B80 YI EXPERIENCE STWOKLHY AND im onse in Ontario, : wi Position | The Domisi uion Com- Wood's is sold by \ | Worry, Excessive Use of Opium, Tobacco, *| which soon lead to Insanity, Consumption restored to manly vigor and health--Reader you need not despair--no mat- ter who has given you up as incurable--the remedy 1s now within your reach, by its use you can be restored to a life of usefulness and happiness. Price, one package, $1; six packages, §5; by mall free of postage. One will please, six guaranteed to cure. Pamphlet free to any address. The Wood Company, Windsor, Ont., Canada. --eeee or Alcoholic and retall and an early grave. Wood's ANTED -- TRUSTWORTHY Y active gentlemen or ludjen to, for responsible, established house in ( Monthlv £65.00 and expenses. Posi steady. Reference, Encloseself-addressed "| stamped envelope. The Dominion Com dany, Dept. Y Chicago, Be ANTED--AGENTR FOR "61 Life anid Public Serv! ford, "A wonderful story. THE 'eago. BEST IS G -- Te onTanio wine FENCING CO., LT. The B. Greening Wire Ca, General Agents, 'Hamilton and Montreal. Sold also by Canadian Hardware Jobbers, : HEAPEST 5 WOVEN WIRE FENCE ~~ WIRE ROPE SELVAGE. ) Mullen's PuLTt cton. . n nufactia RY NETTINGS are Uf hey Gil "write the| | ricer RD oeesemeen ~~ Unequ led n quality and BRE ~~ ther Fgnc ngs are the| aasiadl aT. : 2 LOW PRICES. PIR os po S200] Hardware M cnants sell these DRS Re Goods an can supply oou | ta Bold write