THER HIGH FLAVORED. Dish One Taste of Which More Than Enough. ten ago 1 went down over AD tral to Chihuahua," said d man, "and. that being my first the republic, everything was new , especially the cooking. 1 d of introduction to the com- dante of the city, who proved to be a tly. superb looking old gentieman, immediately made preparations to dinner in my honor at his resi he following afternoon. I was a nbarrassed at so much attention, but at the same time 1 was anxious to get a glimpse ®f dative social life, and T put in an appearance I found a om brilliant assemblage composed of ~ the principal personages of the place. 1 was duly presented all around, and after a little ceremonious conversation we took oir seats at the table, my own place be ing between my host and his beautiful ellest daughter. "The dinner was excellent, and every- _ thing passed off smoothly until about the middle of the repast, when the command: e remarked that he was about to in- iyite my attention to a characteristic Mo xican dish which he had ordered his ciik to pregare for my particular delecta tion. It is a local version of chili colo row," he said. 'and while it's a trifie high d I will guarantee that you find it .! same moment the deli: ad the general aspect of je stew. Seeing that | 'timid the beautiful senorita at helped herself to a portion and ilingly swallowed a liberal spoonful. That dissipated my fears, and without auy further hesitation 1 proceeded to fol- Jow her example. *To fully describe what happened next would need an accomplished linguist. You cuuldn't possibly do it justice in one tongue. I felt as if 1 had bolted a guart of redhot earpet tacks! The roof of my month shriveled like a collapsed balloon Tears ran down my cheeks like rain. couldn't breathe. 1 leaped to my feet, gurgling horribly, and rushed around the room looking for water, which is the last thing in the world you will find on a A fcan table. The guests shrank back in terror, supposing I had gone suddenly mud, and most of the ladies went off into violent hysterics, but the courtly com niandante ran after me and seized me by the flying tails of my coat. Then he held open my jaws while his beauteous daugh ter poured a cruet of olive oil into my pizzling gullet. That relieved me, but the episode broke up the banquet, and 1 dare say it is still a stock story in the best cir cles of Chibuahua society. 1 left early next morning and have never been back 1t is a black spot in my memory. ST afterward ascertained. by the way. that chili colorow is prepared from native red pepper pods which have ripened on strings at least five years. oh year raises their 'emneratnre 20 degrees renheit." He Wakes Them. "There is said to be a lawyer in Phila- delphia," says the Philadelphia Record. Sho possesses a trick of the voice to which a certain measure of his success in United States supreme court practice is dne. The trick consists in waking a Judge. Whether it is a common practice for the high digpitaries of the federal su- preme bench to indulge io a nap in the course of a long and tedious argument, such happenings are not unknown, and it is well for an able logician of the bar to be prepared for it. "The trick of waking a sleepy judge would seem to be something in the nature of slamming a law book under his nose or connecting his personality with the . of an electric battery. But the is explained as purely a matter of d in the skiliful control of a barrister can gather all the sonnd from his throat into a fo- deposit it in the orifice of the (e's ear with the general effect of a bh." nch A Trick of the Trade. "TT think 1 would like to look at a diamond ring," satd the young man as the jeweler came forward. "Pxactly, sir. A diamond ring for a "Yes" "A young lady?" "Yes "A young lady to whom you are en- a" £8 "What's the difference whether I'm en- gaged to her or not?" asked the custom er, with considerable tartness. "A great deal, sir. You intend this ring for a bifthday present, probably?" "1 probably do." "Very well. We have diamond rings for $25 and diamond rings for $50, $75 and $100. If not actually engaged to the girl, take a $25 ring, and when she brings it i» here to find out the cost well lie $50 worth for your benefit, If really en- gaged, take a higher price, and you can pawn it for two-thirds of its value after Now, then, make your selec tion." Paint For Ships' Bottoms, If there were a reliable paint to be had _ that would keep foreign growth off the bottoms of steel ships and also prevent corrosion or pitting there would not be any great necessity for coppering the bottoms, but those who baye had experi ; ence in the working of ships trading to the orient, for 'instance, know that this still far from realization. In the writ: $1's experience it often appeared that the 'anticorrosive paint did not prevent cor "posion, and the antifouling coat failed to prevent fouling for any great tength of time at least. Heuce the necessity for 'euppering.- No Change: © In a Sheffield workshop when the men _. #bsented themselves they were expected produce a doctor's certificate. \n Irishman absent, however, on a sec: ¢ 3 und told to bring his certifi- of ad- trol almost every disease that is heir to. The foundation of health is a perfect stomach and good digestion--these right Bid you are in- sured plenty of nerve force, perfect circulation and pure blood. South American Nervine is a wonder-worker--gives nerve force--makes rich Hood. It's a veritable ** Elixir of Life." --152 Sold by A J. Davis, TOWN TOPICS. What Kansas City needs is not more officials, but to get rid of some it already Yas.-- Kansas City Star. Somerville is late with her curfew. About all the other communities that have been afflicted with the idea have got over it.--Boston Herald. There seems to be some donbt as to whether the Chicago antivice crusade is in real earnest or only another outburst of rivalry with New York.--Beston Her ald. Mobile has her superiority as shown by the last census, Mabile is boss in the matter of marriages. More people per thousand of population get married in Mobile than in any other city in the Union.----~Mobile Register. The people of Sing Sing, the unim- prisoned part of them, take no stock whatever in Shakespeare's famous say- | ing, "What's in a name?' They want to be known hereafte~ rs th oeople of Ossining. SCRAPS OF SCIENCE. of the sume elements, Luminous paint is made by mixing a small quantity of calcium sulpbide with Ww bs aa "In a burricane blowing at 80 honr the pressure om each square foot of surface is 31% pounds. Many chemists regard sulphur, carbon, arcenic and some other s ments. M. Fittica, a savant, however, says that arfenic is not ap ele ment, but & compound of phosphorus, probably with oxygen and nitrogen He has obtained arsenic by treating phos- phorus with & large number of oxidizing agents, such as pitric acid, peroxide of barium, ete. INORDER That the children muy not come from school heavy-eyed, languid, and listless. IN ORDER That they may be cheerful, happy, and contented, growing stronger and sturdier day by day. IN ORDER To have strength for pleasure after the duties of the day are accomplished. IN ORDER Not to have the body so tired that the mind cannot be culti- ! vated. IN ORDER To have the sensibilities keen, the wits sharp, perceptions clear, and the ability to make | affairs run smoothly, take Dr. Ward's Blood and Nerve Pills | Systematically, and you will be delighted with the result. Why? Because they will ep- able you to sleep soundly, dat y, and - digest 'what y¢u do/ eat, thereby keeping mi and body in proper condition.' 50, per bax, five boxes for $2,00, All Drugglsts, or Sam Wiliams & Co,, Toronto, Ont, Sold by A. J. Davis. FARM FOR SALE THAT Valuable Farm compris- ing 75 acres, being known as the Foy Farm the South half of lot No. 5, in the sth concession of the| Township of Mariposa, is offered for sale by private tender. | Terms $500 cash--balance to bel ecured by mortgage bearing 5 per cent. per annum. | For further particulars apply to M. Yarnorp, Solicitor Port Perry, or to JOHN A McGILLIVRAY, The Temple Building, Toronto FE. Moxey 10 Loan. -- Mr. F. M. Yarnold, Solicitor, has any amount | f money to loan at lowest rates of | nterest, in sums to suit borrower. Pre eens 014 Apotheearies and Doetors. The offenses of apothecaries in the middle ages were numerous and the punishment In, some cases a whipping. The worst was the Improper sale of | poisons--that is to say. except when | not duly prescribed by a known physi- | cian of reputation, and even then not to put down in a register the name of | the doctor and person to whom such prescription containing poison was de- livered, was punishable likewise. The ! doctor could not be was an offense punishable by a and all preparations sold by him had to be made up in the presence | of the doctor or of another apothecary. A barber surgeon might only prescribe for exterior applications "according to surgery." but we are not told what was the penalty in such a case.--Gentle- 'man's Magazine. Ancient Nineveh had its pottery, and indeed the museums teem with the pot | tery of oll primitive neonles ah ! cosmetics. : " Kobp your Stomach in ; working order aud your hin good i will take careof itself." This is the advice of an eminent specialist on stomach trbubles, and he "clinched" the advice by prescribing Dr. Von Stan's Pineapple Tablets asa won- | der worker in all of stomach dis- orders from the little "ferment" after eating to the chronic dyspepsia. 35 cents.--136 Sold by A. J. Davis. JINGLES AND JESTS. The Setter Dog. [A little rhyme for little people.] One day my pa brought home a dog, And he plays round with me, Because pa says it's good for boys To be with dogs, you see. < SEs e.g And when he's offle tickled, then It's pretty hard to say If he's the one that wags his tail Or if it's waggin Tray. They say that he's & setter dog. I don't believe it, though, Because, instead of settin round, He's always on the go. And when you treat him ind he's wure To treat you: that way then. Pa says that there's one thing, at least, Dogs didn't learn from men. Genuine Anxiety. "Your wife's just met with a serious accident, Mr. Wilkens," said the excited messenger. "She ran over a dog while riding her wheel, and they've taken her | to the hospital." Wilkens (excitedly)--~Was it a liver and white fox terrier with dark spots on his | shoulders ?--Puck. The sun, earth and stars are all made | Evidence of Sagacity. "Would you rather be wise or beanti- ful?' asked Fate of the coy young iden. ; shes Be Beautiful," replied the damsel. "Ah. you are wise already." comment- ed Tate as sbe tied up a nackage of Evidences of the Sennes, Girl With the Fur Jacket--Some peo- ple think it is all right to eat onions and others don't. It's only a matter of taste, rl With the Storm Collar--No, It's a matter of smell. A Distliusion. He was a youth of callow age; His love for ladies of the stage Had this to savor it: His heart sang to a happy thyme, That wit ss for a time He'd bee avorite Though she was t And he'd His ir ction ecided him that he had won e he could depend upon In ber affection, rty years or more, ut rounded out a score, tre A Al "I've a boy's part in the new play; And, since | knew you, Tve c lly been watching you And studying all you say and do. You don't mind, do you?" , said she, in artless way: ~Exchange. Foresight. She--Is that friend of yours whom you are expecting a tall man? He--About 6 feet inches. you ask? She-- Because in that case I shall have to dust the ornaments on the top shelf.-- Exchange. 2 Why do Things Will Go Wrong. "The organist didn't see the bride and groom come in." "Well? "Oh. nothing, only they had to march down the aisle to a two step waltz." The Bachelor's Idea, Mr. Newpop--You haven't seen our baby yet. He's only 3 months old, but I tell you he's bright. Jack Bacheller--That so? Can he--er ~git up on his hind legs and beg? A Literary Lass, Ble got & cut glass inkstand And a cute pear} handled pen And some dainty tinted paper; You have seen it now and them. She thought she'd write a poem about The "'whither and the whence," A work to make the Rubaiyat Resemble "thirty cents.' And so within the crystal font Her fev pen she dipped, But inspiration from ber grasp, Alack, bad someliow slipped. But soon undaunted, o'er the page She bent with studious glee; Bhe straightway wrote to all her friends And asked them to & tea. Impervious, She--There isn't ode man in a million who would be so mean to his wife and children as you arel He--Now, that's what I admire in you, You have such a head for figures! Plenty of Hot Air. "T cannot live on wind," bitterly spake the tragedian. "But I always serve it to you nice and hot, don't I?' retorted the manager, with spirit. Paradoxical, Towne--Isn't it strange that a man of loose habits frequently gets tight. : Browue--Yes, and that a man who is close seldom gets® tight. Not to Be Sacrificed. The man who loves to tell us how His fellow man should act And bids us to bis teachings bow And bail them as exact, If all the world were good and wise, Revealing through and through Ko cause for censure to bis eyes, What would the good man do? And go we will be mortal still And go-our faltering ways, Lest we might check the eritic's skill And miss his rounded phrase, For if we never broke a law Nor had to start anew We ask it with a sense of awe, What would the good man do? Concluding the Story. De Tanque--My father is BO years old and has never used glasses. O'Soague--Always drinks from the bottle, eh? Towne--Tt seems Jenkins has juet dis- covered that he has a family tree. Browne--Yes, it's an outgrowth of his successful business plant. gig Enjoyed a clear claim to gentility, But u man who would now 'Win the parvenu's bow Must belong to the automobility. --~Lifa BRITISH Teas from Ceylon and India and Pure. Japan's are colored with THINK!! If you want pure, wholesome GROWN K min seming Supe fy pf sym 7 ir falling out, ach- (83 ing pains red and sm ic stomach, sexi luck. Don't ruin OUR NEW METHOD pd of you. Ynder ia Influsscs L! all pimples, blotches and wicers that nervousness bashininesa: the face full and clear, ual systems are invigoral The various organs ome marriage cannot be a failure, and free of Quang: Don't x dollars. WE WILL CURE : e treat and cure NERVO! SIONS, SYPHILIS, GLEET, BLADDER DISEASES, and ail toed. : aste fro Ihe system. . You feel yourself a man and kuow the afflicted to consult us Sonfidentialiy A ar rob you of your bard LITY, SEXUAL WEAKNESS, EMIS. VARICOCELE, KIDNEY and to men and women. Cures guaran. you. e for an honest opinion Free of Charge. 1den Monitor" [iltustrated] ou Diseases of Sin." "Varicocele, Stricture and Glee." All sent Free sealed. No medicine sent C. 0. B. 8 on bexes or envelopes. Everylhing & 148 SHELBY ST. TCL TIME TABLE. WHITBY JOT. AND MANILLA JOT. Whitby TICKETS TO ALL PARTS OF THE WorLD.--Mr. W. H. McCaw, Port Perry, is now in a position to issue tickets to all parts of the world and to supply all necessary information to parties as to the cheapest and best routes, &c. In addition to his numerous Ticket Agencies for Rail- road and Steamship lines, he has been re appointed Ticket Agent for the Grand Trunk Railway. Parties intending to travel will consult th ir own interests by consulting Nr McCaw before embarking on a trip. GEO. GARDNER. ISHES to inform the public of Por Perry and surrounding country, that after four years experience in prosecuting his business in some of the largest oiti THE SEBERT\ HOUSE As LL In returning thanks to the gengral public and the farming community in particulag for their generous and kind patronage since 1 emlarked in the hotel business, 1 beg to announce tha I now have more commodious and far superior hcilities lor enter- taining the public than 1 gver poessed in the past; having lately taken possession ofthe Oriental Hotel which will in future be kngwn'as he Sesert Ho Usk, and have spared neither Skilled igbor nor pense in order to remodel and fit if mp in } manner second to none in the province Having ifroduced the most modern water works system, evfry room will at all times be fully supplied with hot apd cold water. The comfort of guests will beithe fir consideration and no expense or labor will be spard in order to meet their requirements and will theirthpprobation, so that their good opinion of the «Sebprt House" may be heralded throughout the entirel Dominion and the traveling public thus made acgpamted with the fact that Port Perry possesses hot accommodation in- ferior to none elsewhere 'tofbe found, and my charges, as in the past, willcorfinue to be noted for moderation. In order to'provfle ample yard, stable and shed accommodation forall especially on market days I bave purchased thelolto the north of my already spacious premises ar have had erected thereon large and comfortable fheds, and my patrons will find at their service an gtitentive and obliging hostler. I have every coffidejce that my enterprise will be fully appreciated By. al generous public ar d that all will gladly availithenkelves of the superior accommodations 1 have providid L. SEBERT. 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If you are in need of any of the above, come to me and obtain prices, All material required in my ine will be kept constantly on hand, and or sale aftar the first of next April, GEO. GARDNER, Port Parry, Jan. 3, 1894, PAINTING Ka somining, &c FYHE undersizned would take this oppor tunity ot thanking his numerous pat rons for their liberal and still increasing patronage during the time he has carried on the business of PAINTING in Port Perry, and would state that he is better prepared than ever to exeoute all orders for Painting, Kalsomining and Paper Hanging Purfies entrusting their work to me may rely or: having it neatly and promptly exe. cuted, My charges are moderate. 1 am also prepared to supply Paints, &c,, when contracting. A continuance of public patronage soli cited. WM. TREMEER. Port Perry, Mar, 23, 1503 CANCER CURED AT YOUR OW: HOME. For particularssend Two 2c. stamps to 8. 0. SMITH, Imymix Cancer Core, Uxbridge, Ont. Canada x rte fay = >. 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C MSCALL P BAZAR NONE BETTER AT ANY PRICE 'These patterns are sold in nearly every city and town in the United States. if your ocs not keep them send direct 10 us, nt stamps received. = Address your ne point. " THE McCALL COMPANY, E 138 to 148 W. 14th Street, New York RANCH OFFICES | 189 Fifth Ave., Chicago, and 1051 Market St., San Francisco. DESIRABLE PROPERTY. IN PORT PERRY FOR SALBEI (HE undersigned offers for sale at a bargain his fine property on Lorne Port Perry, consisting of a commo- House, containing six rooms, hall and three closets ; there is a stone cellar under the main oul undor the kitchen, in a good state of . There are three lots which have converted into a'splendid Garden, in a number of choice, thriv: rir Cherry and Plam-- bushes and other smail es ray pti a as Comin a ic and convenient Stable es ared | ke N returning thanks to the public for the I patronage extended to me for over 3C years, I would respectfully intimate that am, as usual, now ready for businces, and have a Large & Assorted Stock OF DOUBLE AND SINGLE HARNESS which I am determined to sell very CHEAP, As an inducement to CasH purchasers <b Dowd of 10 por cende- will be allowed on all Sales from now unti Jan. Ist next, All work bein MADE HAND, and nc factory work kept in stock, the super ority of my goods will at ence become apparent. Pending purchasers will find that by giving nf call before looking elsewhere the ycan be suited in quality and price, my long experience in the trade being an indis. bl : by "JOHN ROLPH. Port Perry, Dec. 1, 1892. Houseand L ct ic fa Rent. corto HOUSE AND LOT on Simcoe Street, Port Perry, for Sale or to Rent. The house contains five rooms, The lot contains one acre on which there are a barn, a gi Orchard and a well, © Immediate possession. Also for Sale a General-Purpose Horse, Buggy and t of Single Harness --will be sold cheap or will exchange for other live stock. Apply nt the Office of this paper. Port Perry, April 5, 1899, Agricultural Machmes AND ' Q The IMPLEMENTS art AN waeienis [SUNDERLAND FNHE undersigned keeps on hand and for _ sales the following Agricultural Mach- ines and Implements manufactured by the THR EANLTOD MTG. F PETERBORO: Binders, Reapers, Crown Mower, Daisy Seeder, Tiger Hay Rake, Two Furrow Plow, Three Furrow Gang, Combina- tion Plows, Champion Plows, 8. T Cultivator, Roller, 8 Cultivator, also the following, JOBEN ABEL, Toronto High class Threshing ontfits, Traction Engines and Machines, Victor Huller, Portable Trinmph Engive. 1 am prepared to supply everything the farmer requires in way of Machines, Imple- ments, Repairs, &e. 4&3 A call solicited. MebDonald's Hotel. the munnfacture of Oue door West of R. K. Sunderland, April 8, 1893. BRYANT, Webster's International Dictionary The One Great Standard Authority, So writes Hon, D.J. Brewer, ustice U. 8. Supreme Court. P=Send a Postal for Specimen Pages, etc. Successor of the "Unabridged." EBSTER THE STANDARD. NF oront "lobe ha eld, Mass., U. EXPERIENCE SAAR est, Dot. M., Chicas f's a strong Statement but a straight fact, pants 3 | Mas ¢ ooo werth of the the several Experimental have been distributed ona tion in 3-1b. bags, tree through the mail 10 farmers in all parts of the Dom- mon. The object in view in this distribution has been to add to the productivness and improve the quality of these wnportant agr ural products throughout the try, by placing within reac! every farmer, pure seed of the most vigorous and productive sorts. This work has met with much ap- success. Under instruction of the Hon. Minister of Agriculture another distribution will be made this season Owing to the very large number of applications annually received, t is not practicable to send more than one sample to each applicant,-- hence if an individual receives a sample of oats, he cannot also re- ceive one of wheat, barley or pota- toes, and applications for more than one sample for one household can- not be entertained. These samples will be sent only to those who apply personally, lists of n ihe ind Soe Indian corn and potatoe: Applications should be addressed to the Director of Experimental Farms, Ottawa, and may be sent any time before the 1st of March, 1gor, after which date the lists will be closed, so that the samples ask- ed for may all be sent out in good time for sowing. Parties writin will please mention the sort o sample they would prefer Bang two or three different varieties ol their choice. Should the available stock of all the varieties named be exhausted, some other good sort will be sent instead. The samples of grain will be sent early but potatoes cannot be distri- buted until danger in transit by frost is over. No provision has been made for any general distribu- tion of any other seeds than those named, Letters may be sent to the Ex perimental Farm free of Postage. 'Wit, SAUNDERS, Director Experimental Farms. - mn If there's a Hint of Catarrh Taint apply Dr. Agnew Catarrhal Fow- der without delay, t will save you suffer ing, heal you quickly whether you have been a slave one month or fifty years. It relioves cold in the head and catarrhal headaches in ten minutes. The Hon. David Mills, Minister of Justice for the Dominion of Canada, endorses it. 50 ceats,--129 Sold by A. J. Davis, CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION. REY. JOS. FLETORER, AL 4 Sunday-- Mating, WI am, Rrensong, 1 School, 230 pw Wednesday -- Evensong, 1.90 pm METHODIST CHURCH. REV. G, W. McOil Sabbath Services, 10. Service, T Strangers welooms and con RD, Paster. Weak Ryeaing od to seats ST. JOHN'S CHURCH. REV. MR. McFA¥ LANE, Pastor. Sabbath Services, iv. Gand WW. 'Week Evening Service, 1 harsd .y, 1.30. R, C. CHURCH, REV. A. O'MALLEY. Third Seaday st 0.30 a wm, of the World OR Our Savior in Art. Cost nearly $100,000 to produce. Contains nearly 100 full page en- graving of our Savior and His Mother by the world's greatest paint- ers. True copies of the greatest Masterpieces in the art galleries of Europe. Every picture is as beautiful as a sunrise over the hill: tops. Contains description of the paintings, biography of the painters the names and locations of the galleries in Europe where the or- 1ginals may be seen. Also contains' a Child's Department, including a Childs Story of Christ and Sie Mother beautifully written, to fit each picture. This wonderful book matchless in its purity and beauty appeals to every mother's heart, and in every Christian home where there are children the book sells itself. (Sha stian men and women are mhking money rapidly taki orders. AC an i rom; ha books in a very short time. Mrs. Sackett, our agent in New York has sold over $1,500 worth of books in a very short time. The book is printed on velvet finish- ed popes, autifully bound in Cardinal Red and gold, and adorn- ed with Golden Roses and Lilies. It is without doubt, the most beau- tiful book of this century. Write: - for terms quickly and get the mana- gement of that territory. You can work on salary or commission, and when you prove your success we will promote you to the position of Manager and Correspondent at a permanent salary, to devote your time to attending to agents and the ndence. Wanted also a correspol ye 0 State Manager to have a : of office in Leading ea 8 oi chu: State and manage all 5 of the State. Send tor terms. "he Aress=i' © 0 SE RR THE BRITISH AMERICAN CO, schington D. {2 3 preciation, and a large measure of as