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Fa 'Cackle! 'Cackle! Cackiel lp, © Coek-a~doodie-dot gap ; Buchan Swiul racket! Ri ry 4 Wha a hullabaloo! 3 * i wh st up on top the nest, win' most to bust his chest, * Exbortatin' all the rest: . "Hustle, bens! Get on the nest!" . Beratch! Scratcht Berateh! Ty 1 Breakfast soon be done. o Hens a-singin' all around. 5 'Soon there'll be big fun. ag ~~. - ~d Protry hens with yeller legs 'Want to lay their guiden eggs. fi | See them crowdin' to the nest, Every one to do her best. f. Cacklet Cackle! ¥y. Dut ain't: this grand? = Eggs a-droppin' everywhere To beat tLe very band] Pring us in anotber crate. - 4 { Oh, just hear 'em! Ain't it great? | Bring a dozen cratef along. Golly, listen to their song! i Jingle! Jingle! Jingle! ..4 _ Boodle's gittin' big. Makes a feller feel so good, - Like to dance a Js * Yep, we'll get an auto now; © Buy a dandy Jersey cow; iE Build some more big chicken pens; nad Raise another thousand hens. C. M. BARNITZ PLAN. FOR A GOOD TRAP NEST. Most of the trap nests for sale are too complicated In construction. They get out of order easily, are not sure in action and require too much time to reset. Here is a simple plan for a pest that works. The pictures tell the story. Just take a box thirty inches long, fifteen inches deep, fifteen inches wide NEST OPEN. {inside measure. Divide equally, hav. ing the pest in rear and trapping coo- {trivance ip front. The latter hinged to the division board is simply the door and movable fisor hinged together and so {that when a hen steps on the block on the front of floor down goes the floor and up goes the door. After laying the hen steps to the front for you to release her. You place ber band puwmber of record, remove i © xmsr crosen. TORI ( S& aud stamp it If it 1s to be set of 5 for fertility aod | $ Tain fed point blank beings sorrow to crank. then reset ( on peat - tiests are enough for =F Bens, and they should be just large enough for one ben, as two entering will interfere with the taafridust rec ord. A single compartment ost results in Joust egw asd egg geuss ath i [rit "DON'TS. Dow't make a sloppy mash. It brings bowel trouble, and the bens will not reish the thin paste. re ' Dou't keep more than one male bird 40 a'sma!l flock unless you have some separately confined. Warring cocks the egg record. 's forget hat excitement in the oom creates room in the egp or. change feed suddenly. A sew i p, down to Qluner and bout the bishop of Dif n in the matter of Mr. hi to reduce the most bril- .to the condition of thé of a London until one of the party went so ) assert that the object of their ition' was a domestic tyrant, given to beating his wife. Much to his dismay the solitary wo- msn who had hitherto sat a silent , remarked: "Pardon me, sir. A kinder husband and father never breathed. And I. ought to know, for I am William Cob~ bett's wife" ness. . hen Jefferson became president Duval was comptroller of the treasury and Giles a senator. Meeting one day in Washington, they fed to chatting over old times, and the senator asked the comptroller if he kuew what had become of "that cackling old maid. Jenny Gibbon ~ "She is Mrs. Duval, sir," wag the unexpected reply, " Giles did net attempt to mend mat: ters, as a certaln Mr. Tuberville un- wisely did. ° to observe to a fellow guest that the lady who bad sat at bis right hand at dinner was the ugliest woman he 'had ever beheld, the person ads expressed his regret that bo should Eifuk His: wife, so 11 looking. "T have made 8 mistake," sald ne horrified Tuberville. "I meant the lady who sat on my left" "Well, sir, shé {8 my sister." This brought, the frank avowal. "Tt can't be helped, sir, then, for if what you gay be true 1 confess I never saw such an ugly family a the Duy & my lifer. 1 FA SMALL WORD. yr -- It Has Only Two Letters; Vet It Is Not Easy to Define. To define one word in the Englisty language one modern dictionary takes eighteen columns of small type. And this solitary word upon which the dic' tionary bestows such a wealth of elu- cidation is ome that hardly anybody except a dictionary maker can define at all. The ordinary educated, Eng- lish speaking person's knowledge of it could be expressed in about half a sin- gle line. This fecund word is "of." If you were asked to define it--unless you are a dictionary maker or of an allled trade--probably you would bave to re- ply: "Of? Why, of just means of.' You might add defensively, "I always comprehend perfectly what it means when I see or hear it aud can use it correctly in speech, so what do I wasnt to define it for anyway?" But if you were a child your actual mastery of "of" would stand you in no stead whatever. Yon would be set to digging out and memorizing the things the dictionary had to say about it, or the driest and least informing of them, as, for instance, that in som® cases it is such a kind of preposition and in other cases some other kind and that prepositions have such and such properties when they don't have some other, every bit of which you would absolutely and mercifully forget at the first possible moment. Look aver @ child's grammar or "language" £880on, with Its ghastly array of use- #38 bones. Tell Some _ Sick One| --¥ Ft ta Free If It Falls, Will you do an act of Humanity? Will you sell some sick friend of this, my Toll op or Eo, that you have learned of & medicine so certain that its r dare gy 0 the sick, " 5 Is absolutely snd unconditionally reo if it Po ready know Dr. fog, sires ulerity. ot standard rem mi , 1% is Dr. noon ites hes ile a 3 qui and streng- 4) ' Pack to health egain. 345 nok doso the Stomach, $he Heart or Kidneys--for that is Dr. 8hoop's Restorative goes direes ta the Buse of thos ailments--the foiling, faltering, Emam we nerves. And herein lies the 10 Jny success. 'When thése nerves aro " strong, then that Is (Lo cr sicknoss. oe Bei a great satisfaction flasleion able to or. yon ER Tor #411 90 days. iy Ges ou. (oe end expen on en why should the sick any maker Tren back i uk 00 Tao by fis vemarhay le © : { made well and end of all such' Myrtle TO BE uELD IN THE Magnificent Now Bit A Flowers, etc. Sales and will be held under cover. one-third, on Certificate plan. train at Halfrates. at seven per cent. per annum. W. SMITH, PrEsiDENT. Vrtoete Station, Feb. 22, 1910. goumea rmcipes. Perhaps quite ti ough his business methods, he fell foul of SALE AT ONE o'cLOCK TERMS--Cash or six months credit on F. SILVERSIDES, AucTioN! No Catalogues. farm Purchasers at this Sale will be entitled to convey thei cattle by 20 Short-Horn Cattle, {males and NA tn 8 months to 2 years old]. Clydesdale Fillies and Stailio Imported as well as Canadian-Bred. ne A number of Yorkshire Sows and Boards The contributors to this Sale include many of the most prominent importers and breeders of Pure-bred Stock in L stock belongs to some of the best Scotch and English fs Duchess of Gloster, The Misses Ramsden, Wedding' Flowers, Stanfords, Symes, Lavinias, Princesses, All animals will be inspected before being-accepted. This Sale will be conducted on the same lines as The above milies, viz.-- , Crimson uties, Meadow the Providiial Arrangements have beeu made with all railroads for one fare anp Ask for Certificatess - 00D GIRGULATION BEST ADVERTISING MEDIUM In this Disteidé) Is the A; achomer, dooms and, olga I] n Port Perry; Aug 6, 190. ' and more annals oluss of ili note od é | Tl offer for ts Sle ] Fair Grounds and Ska i These properties will be wid ats te and on advanta pies ont application to the" pro Spring is the Time for > ~ Cleaning. Tam pc atedfio do all kinds, of 4 t you bret &¢. bv Xe gor d . {and Goss House and Lot for Sale| The andérngned offer for Sale at a Bargain a Four Acre Lot in Port Perry, on Lorbe Street. on which there is a good dwelling house; barn, stable and driving shed; good soil, Jel yen good well and a num apple ress: : "ho tot he proprietor, hd y THOS. PEARCE, Séugon, Oct 7 1908. 3 i 6000 THNGS