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ans {eva RTICE, Frank' Mannfae ce Albert, ye in readiness th with the mode of at success. are subject 10, e, Prince Albert, hi y favor him Agewen, W1" BIGELOW, 'AGENT Kt. 5 MANCHESTER | ! ni Fanuing ; aie AT RATION oP TRADES GS. thafl' may call i all, e; ring high, ers make him pi, ple. itor's is wo Fighe is ever n His faders lead Af! though the It Ps not suit hi ThiCarpenter-- 8 bit 1s alwa ANQUrS every le chisels--, Pourse is plane, hear him ; r of gain, none jeer him ; © shaves, yet fot close, they say, The public plf his board, sif : ull of 'wise 1a, he bores away, And 50 he sills his hoard, sir, I 1 St. Ciispin's gf--the man of shoes, Has aw] tiffs at control, sir: ; ' 116 waxes wdthry in his views, 1 But ne'er zlects his sole, sirs ; 5 Hig is indeeda healing trade, And wherfve come to casting "ols The toe-tal fofit he has made, always sti We find fs ends are lasting. f | The Tailogtoo, gives fits to all, Yet nevf gets a basting ; ! His cabbafes, however small, i Are moh delicions tasting 3 | His goosdis heated, happy prig ! Unstitfed m bis mensnre ; } He alwafs plays at thinble-ng, e a h i Se - slip, as Tooth husky, nevel hoarse, or 3 And in a plongh-share partnership a "Ja ag mal entirely wid pair quare ould gentleman, ! seat to the far 'end of the in; don't ; you're po friend of fine, - and ' you smell onpleaeasant of by such lies." says Tim ; his wicked ef at Mister Carroll, this,' you -are, your throut's. as cri ould look began hammaring twel "Core I" says the euld one. | "I wori't' says Tim. : : "You must I' says the ould one. ¢ Give me'my stool," says Tim. "| Up jumped the auld one, bat t | wax BA 3 pnd thie stool stuck as ght as (| if it was Bie skin, andl the devil a ha'porth could 'hé pull it off. "Iwas a lie about the tails, 'I fm you thief I" -¢ Faith, you're right, your sable Majesty.' "Il have you next time, my boy.' owing his| ¢ Perhaps hot," says Tim. "Faith 1|* Yi ¢ Time flies," says Tim, when the second ten years was up, and his visitor appeared, + % You'll fly' this tine, Tim, ind] without winge, 100, my boy.' € Of course I will,' says Tm, ¢ Come at once !" says the ould one. ¢ Not till iny time's ups it wants a quar-|, ter." « Ill give you no rier said the ould one, «ll take ity take a sale 7? ¢ The only sate I'll take will be a re-sate in full for yov, and that's yourself,' says the ould one ; ¢ barring,' says he with: a, grim, ¢ you've any more of that wax handy to humbug me again.' ¢ Not a ha'poith,' says Tim Carroll. # What's that 2' says the ould one, point- ing 'o an illegaut pump oir the floor, ¢ Tig most beautiful shoe that ever was invented. I made it for you, try at on.' ¢ I's a handsome shape,' says the 'ould one. 10s the inodoki iv yer own iw an' whal's screeched out " May the pall one ¢ Wid all my, heart, Ting a warmer place than thi looking' ould disciple wi Him, stepping into thie 'cots ko' vl yer lave, spvaliing him three legged stool forninst Tim ©; Tim stared till yon'd a though would come out of his head. ' You don't make me welcog spe the 6 eyes Faith Fdon't I' say's Ti stong." ¢ For shame vpon yonffim, to be telling ¢ Lies ! shoot aigyMhoever" vou are,' «Pll ng And the 138 from mor- al man.' "1 know that 1 know that ri t from me, Ti js the quare customer. wellmbut: you?ll stand darling," and he winked says Tim j ¢ won't you "¢ Don't beputtin yer comether on me,' ays Tim, 4wid your darlins. Them lies 1 pa my throat." ¢ Dothéy, avick'! Wash them down with say8*the puld man, offering him an legant bottle, marked on one side whisky, nd on the other the devil's elir. * ¢ Pm not dry," says Tim, logking wid all 1s might at the bottle. ¢ You are,' says the old ma ¢ you know as a lime- wig. What are yo{ afraid of ?* you plaze. RR ¢ You lie I' exciuimed Tim, sla ing ap Fd rage. He hadn't been there long before they I féel your-absence. The hovte fiat Aelliously. +} Nobody calls upon me, and I am constant- {ly thinking, of the, time whea you will be home, and your cheerful countenance Jigh up thie riot dréary | foutine of every day life. My househald duties keep' me constantly' employed. lam living-as économically as posible, knowing tbat your small income will admit of ng fiivolovs expenses. But now, dear, I will spay good bye, or I'll be too late for the monthly concert of prayer. In' haste yours, &e.? . NEW COMMANDMENTS. We copy the lallowing éorrmandments from the scrap book of a lady friend ; THE HUSBAND'S COMMANDMENTS, L.--I am thy husband ; thou shalt have no other husband bat me, whom thou didst yow to love honor and obey ; for 1 saved ithee from old=maidism, and ' rescued thee from the terrorof siogle-blessedness. 2.--Thou shalt not look upon any other man, to love or to admire him ; for I, thy husbaud, am a jealous husband, who will visit the sins of the wife apen her followers ; therefore, Keep thou faithfully to thy mar- riage vow, 3.-- Thou shalt not backbite thy husband, nor speak. lightly of him ; neither shalt thou expose his faults to his neighbors, lest he should: hear of it'and punish thy perfidy by a deprivation of sundry items, such ax bonnets, dresses, &a, 4.-- -- Remember the seventh day, to keep it free from all 1 unnecessary labor ; for there are six days in which 10 do thy wok. Thou shalt have thine house glean and tdy by never ;* neither shalt thon destroying thy pipes or abhorreth tobacco, for if ¢ and she can do with all thy 8.--Theré shall be no platonie between thee and' any 'other 4 the san : ior 1, thy wife, will not "endure it, 9--Thou shalt not go sevufity for any vhan, nordeprive thy wife of'any requisits for the purpose of helping thy relatives and fitends ; neither shal thou withhold a secret from thy wife--those which ae ite mist bo hers also. 10--Thou shalt not condemn or wilo's fnn's nor her neighbours, nor gronible when she goes out; for I, thy wife, will 'not suffer it. 11--"rhou shalt not frequent the house of thy neighbour who is a gamester of a put- lican, nor meddle with his rum, nor his brandy, nor his whisky, nor anythiy at is behind his bar; heither shalt thon tay out later than nine o'clock at night, lest hou shouldst be led into temptation and to thy door there shall be no latoh-keyy + «4 DECEPTION AND CRINE, op New y Ying, May -25.--The Daily News makes public a story of deception and érime seldom met with, It appears that when Mrs. General Eaton, so famous ag the leader of social and fashionable life in 'Washing- ton during the administration of President Jackson; became a widow in a foréign Tahd she returned to this country, taking'up ler residence. She adopted two of her grand- children, a boy and a gnl, and'with a com- petance, amounting to at least $100,000» was living very happily. At length an Italian adventurer married Mrs. Eetor, afd succeeded eventually in getting possession 11 he property. He prevailed pon i | "Done you are,' says Tim} ail dan goes on his marrow boner, and buckles | ould one's foot into the shoe he had' led a hpatoussl. astihlan dans cata ¢ Prove it,' says ould _sables twiddlin' witn his thumbs, ¢ Here goes,' says Tim, and he snatched the bottle, glapped it. lo immtauibomm idan contents rg au gurgling down Lis throat | ¢ He gets his share of course, &ir, The sailor on the giddy mast-- Comparatively master-- ther ; and Jet not thy. thoughts wa EATY (WWeErds their vopboards und whilst doing so. . In hodden gray, unbaffled, 8 tf a but folio cast 7 ay disaster. i FY us to him are full of life instay still is o'er him, t and top-gallant crew auz esprits belore him. he urdy Irish laborer picks a id climbs 10 fame,~--tis funny 5 deals with none but regular bricks) 4% And so he pockets money : ne friend sticks to him (meitar *tis,) ye He leaves below an honest name Whensve ascends the scaffold. The Printer, though his case is hard, Yet sticks not at his hap, sir; "Tis his to canonize the bard, And tnm a Roman cap, sir. Some go two-iaity --what of that ? He goes it by the thousand ! A man of formy and fond of phat, He loves the song I now send. m Literatur, HOW TIM CARROLL DID THE OULD ONE. AN IRISH LEGEND." Tim Carroll was as elegant a specimen if a rollicking, love making, hard fighting, /pvil-may-care broth of a boy as ever sck- I whiskey out of an egg shell. -maker he was by trade, but a met by inclination, and barrin' el be takin'a sup too much B, --. a better lad put foot. in ; it wasthe mother of him that 8 loved: him as the bifds' do m Carroll" when 't expected 3" and stggling to leave e tould him when the to-look fo'that' and gar, and sorrow the hatm pofll him. ip that were i An hig bt of the selling sun on' like water downe milj-racey says Tim. you?ll just sign' away your soul, ¢ Ill give warmed:\ng he felt as bould ae brass. eat and drink my No em,' says Tim, , belongs to me such as the «| only you I want, and il you | on me whel : Hammer, hammer, goes thie o!d clock. ¢ Come,' says the ould one. ¢ Take it'off."" Don't you wish you may get it says Tim. ¢ Done again,' says the ould one. ¢ Brown,' says Tim. ¢ The third time's lucky," snys the ould one; ¢ I hope 60," eays Tim. - . ¢ Thats good I says the oulil id ¢ It's Poiheen, by all that's ¥artuous { » ¢ That's it,' says the ould ane ; ; Fnow Tim? saul, winking his eye, ¢ ve a likin' to u, Tim, for you're a ducony boy, . koi if lashing of that elegant stuff, pith the fat \ est of Sati any Tay i of puaties for |* : ' ¢ Here you come again,' says Tim. ¢ Here 1 am for the ng; no bother, but come along. I'll liave you as sure as herring/is fish.' 'Dpn't be unpleasant,' says Tim, "yon werelever and always pleasant spoken.' ¢ Bithershin 1 says the ould one, ' come at once." 'Give me twenty minutes," says Tim. ¢ wont,' the ould one. ¢ Ten,' says Tim. ¢ No!' roared the ould one. ¢ Bad luck to you, how long will you give me ?* says Tim. vouldp't be manners to refuse," says d a wonderful deep drick he wick ; nore biyken his eyes danced-and his heart 'Is long enon for the Tikes o' me to chance for another the writing you blazin® off 'wid anything that \e ? more 2' « Hurrah ¥? says Tim, as he jumped like ' mad from his seat, spatohed the bit of rush from the stick, blew it out, clapped it be+ tween the leaves of the old bible, and sat down upon the blessed * bool "Hurrah ! I've'done you again ! You said it should burn out before you took me, and sorra the light shall ever come near me o Hie bless- ed book it's in." It' no tise repatin' the bad 'language the ould one used, but from that moment. he never appeared again. Tim cut the: poi~ theen and stuck:to the good book, adacent man, and lived to'a god oul wiles -| and that's the real story of ¢ Hark you, Tim,' says th chap, ¢it's anything ores Agreed,' says "Tim, « there' ark? ¢ a mine and my 'Tote \of says the ould chap, giving Tim #\gy; the fist that nearly scorched the fi him, . . Ten 3 ald all prosed, and un' mighty kha mn at ould eal smoking his last 'pipey-when the gq ould: gentlemen sebdenly stepped i a \ (oA 'DOUBLE HIT, "TNbe following has a very. wide applica- d will be read with a smile of appre- WV bath sexes: «1 will,' says do as meh for 38, Fim, a00n.? Tim winked, - but went on smoking. «What's that 2? gays. ing toa hosp of Shsemak Time's apy ' Not for ten minte ar you ull that half inch of rush | ndle 1% burnt "out, and never a second " vow, Tuac CARROX DID THE Lovin an nds or extra 6.--Thow shalt not box thy children's ears nor thump them for plondering the sugar bowl, or running away with the pastry or jam ; for a hungry stomach knows no law save ¢ cut-and run.' 7.--Thou shalt not listen to flattery, nor accopt gilts from ny man save thy husband, who 'éstépmeth woman's purity her great est ornament. 8.--~Thou shalt not tifle thy husband's pockets. for coppers when he is asleep ; neither. shalt thou read aay letters thou mayest find therein ; for it 1s his business :10-look aller his own affairs, and thy busi- ness lo let his alone--~ask no questions, but believe. i 9.--Thou shalt not conceal anything from thy husband ; always speak the truth, and 'make ne false representation of the state of the pantry and purse, for thy husband ab. horreth petty laiceny in the domestic = de- partment, which shall be punished by clos- ing the exchequer until such financial af- fairs are abolished, « ~ -« "10. Thou shalt not covet thy neighbors hquse ; thou shalt not covet thy neighbor's furniture, nor her dress, nor her aps, nor anything that is hers; and when thon go- est out with thy husband, thou shalt not wear a crinoline, or waterfall, or:any dan- gerous machine that ie likely to come in contaet with his shins. 11.--~Look for no jewelry from thy hus- band on the anniversary of thy wedding ; for it is written, --¢ Blessed are they which expect nothing for Filey: shall not' be disap- | pointed.' THE rE, 1.--Iam thy 'wife, and sole mistress of thy: house ; thou 'shalt have no other miis- | trens but me, whom thou didst vow to loys and chersshy: + 2.--Thou shalt not interfere with We. hire of thy housemaids, nor take into thy dwel- ling any fair-faoed image 10 bow 10 her; or smile upon hers;*for'l am a jealous wife, who would visit the sins of the husband upon himself, and show' nomerey for' igh | 2haminable conduet, | » 8.~Thou-shalt not call " wife carel a 'withiout return ing {i Ft \ vagant, nor ainly ex kie.one sharp word a gad about from sa-| . ony N iY ed all her property into cash, and : would allow her $20 per week to keep. the mato: quiet. § $ iii Way We SuovLp Wear Bearnsi~There are more solid inducements for wearing the beard than the mere improvement of a manje personal appearance, and the enluvation of such an aid to the every day diplomacy of hile. Nature combining, as she never fails to dn, the useful with the ornamental, pro- vide us with a far better respirator: than science could ever make, and one that is never so hideous to wear as that black seal vpon the face which looks like a passport fo the realms of suffering and death. ' The hair of the moustache not only absorbs the moist= ure and miasma of fogs, but 1t strains. the air from dust and the soot of our great smoky cities. It acts also in' the most scientifig manner, by taking heat from the warm breath as it leaves the chest and supplying it to the cold arrtaken in. The beard is not only a respirator, but with the beard entire, we are provided with a comfort as well, and these are never left at home, like the um- brellas and all such appliances whenever they are wanted, Moffat and Livingstone, the Atrican explorers, and mauy other tras vellers, say that in the night no wrapper can equal the beard. The remarkable thing, too, is that the beard, like the hair of the head, protects against the heat of the sun ; it-acts as a thatch does to an ice-house, but more than this, it becomes moist with, the prespiration, aud then, by evaporation, cools (he skin. A man who aceept this protection of rature's, may face 'the rudest storm and the hardest wirters; Hg may go froma the hottest room into the éolder without any dread ; and we. veri he might sicepinal morass wil --at least his chances of escaping' rible fever would be better than hi less companions. From what tree was E; ro the apple 7 Devil tree.