-e Mea. ww | a > 3 1 3 " f y : rp y : i J . fr | ¥ ee -- Tad Lill govi } ; : g Tu 5 VOL: XIL No, 47.) PRINCE ALBERT. COUNTY OF ONATRIO, C. W.. THURSDAY. NOV. 25, 186). WHOLE No. 610 ---- -------- ~ en ee -- -- EES A ------ a---- m-- C.N.. VARS, maybe) bad placed wm our baby's cradle, | lah, and never beg u to eqial our E! za.-- | kleep,she said, * and he awakens so eamly.| Suolght, particolary nn dwells has - T £10, R ICAL Dentikty Oshawa. |C. w THAT BLESSED BABY. m= I'y Lwicked arts, so blin 0 eyes what u-e to horse hi others ars 8 ease close the piane, Minme. 0 oa Jn y 0 ih &pr: Sntaria Hh be | Phorm ho eon A. LEAF ¥ROM 4 SCHOOL Sins Jrbwweel oreg blinted Sy Tatef phi all ih a ge Wh Bie Hae Yaw oi to so i Secu: yu) Biewtty 1s Jah ne you wil not sing, 1t must be just as p ut POLITICAL, ABHTOULIONAL| FAMILY NE WSPAPER | 16 PUBLISHED AT THE VIOTUMISWLOCES PRINCE ALBERT, | COUNTY. OF ONTARIO, EVERY THURSDAY. 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Ever advocating right, denne 0 will constanly take the Lie qeneralinterssis of the county; sfineal a vai be abi Pussy ny (osslpipetpilishedin Can Canada. JoB DEPARTMENT. Pamofilets, Hand Bills. Posters. Proj grommet, Bill Heads, Blank For cept Books Coeck Books. Vireulars, Business Hall Cards, &e | Keo of n very style and color tates than at any oth 1 Partiestrom a distance zeiting hand hills fe. sriuted an huvethemdone toluke howe withinem, J. BAIRD, | H, PARSONS. Bavvistery Sarvs. COCHRANE & COCHRANE, BARTLEY Attorneys, &e. Prince Albert' office--opposite the Town Mall; Port Perry office--~over Mr. Bigelow's Store. esa mee pene FAREWELL & McGEE, BARRISTERS, Attorneys, Solicitors, Con- veyancers and Notarie: Ly Oshawa. -- Office, one door North of the Post Office; and "stBowman ville, office Mr. Feeter's Block, oppo- site Town Zall, ¥. FAREWELL, LL.B, | i; JOHN BILLINGS, ARRISTER, Auowey at Law, Solicitor Notary Public, Conveyancer, Office opposite TL. For- R. M'GEE, B. A. iw Chancery, we. Prince Albert. nan's Store. P. A. HURD. PPORNEY at Law, and Solicitor in Chan- cerv Prince Albert, Office over T. C ¥orman's Store. : R, J: WILSON, ARRISTER, Atornav at Law, Solicitor in Chancry, &c. Office in the Victoria ailding; Brogk-st;, Whitby. 'LYMAY ENGLISH, L. L. B,, OLICITOR in Chadcery. Attorney, Cohveyaneer, &¢., Oshawd, i "rect, Opps opposite the Dost office. ROSS, I. 2085. TAUDER, MULOCK & SMITH, a and Attdrmeys, Solicitors in ry, and Jusolvendy; &c. Offico-- Neils og, k, Hack, Sus adjbining Mr. Means iis W Melhor: fon J. Roe, C. Mulocl A. piven a G.Y Smith, ebm NORMAN F. PATERSON, (Lovie of Miller & Paterson, Toronto ) © TTORNEY-at-Law, Sdlicitor it Chancery, A Conveyancer, &c., Beaverton. Office in ho ho building occupied Dr, Wilson, Siucoe-st. "CAMERON '& MACDONELL, ARRISTERS and Attorneys at Law, Solicitors County Council Ontario. Offices: Court House. LC. CAMERON. JAMES AMES LAMON, TTORNEY at Law, Saficiier, in Clancery, eH 3. MACHONELL. Conveyancer, Co} 'Agent, Cc. indie "ice. over Armstrong' s Hotel, Main Street Uxbridge. pital € Cars. Dri. Brathwaite, PRINCE ALBERT, Rhysician, Surgeon, and Accouchenr DR. WARE, (ORoNE for the County of Ontario, Surgeon and Ascoustiess, Drs. McGILL & RAE, HYSICIANS, Surgeons, &c., &c. Office and Residences, street, Oshawa. wa. WALL. Me Db. FRAKCIS RAE. NM. B. SE, Vv oth' HE 'Accoucheur, a 3 rd - mister Ce J. D. Cottingham, wrIsT, FER : BORILIA, CW meiih bavi By a New 'Process,' Teeth oan oan be Ex- ves without, pain, at his office. C. is to exeoute all. operations ons cic wilh in Bh Beaune OT iH ol i ontonan sets, or -- DRIT. D-- Attention, to {he Teel pr impossible to eT 7 a0 consequently : out get them Ep - i. 003) es ra | of the Ontario Bank. ee -- ¥ QD WALD, Be ean Brock St., Uxbridge AXEDs ntal opera- i). Yonet performed with! the utmost skill and eare, warranted to give satisfaction pe 10 ' at prices (W defy compey i "eo deals in all kinds of Jewdry, Panty Goods, §c. : Rererences.--I7. P. Grigas, Port Hope: Rev. JT. Byraw, Whitby : Jos. Gould, Esq., and J. Bolster, M 1i,, Uxbri dge. Vxhrid +, Dee. yu 1868, Fnsuvanee, {IE ONTARIO FAKMERS Mutual Insurance Company rps Company is now s now fully organized and is prepared to accept risks on Farm Buildipgs and their contents, country School Houses and Churches. Those wishing to insure and thereby support a Home Insurance Company have now an opportunity of doing so either by applying to the Head Office, or to any of the local Agents of the Company. Our rates will be found as ou as those ufany rusponsibieliutial Insurance Compang in Canada. Head Office--The old Registry Office Build- ® | ings, Brock Street, Whitby. L. FAIRBANKS, Jr, Secretary 2%-1y WESTERN ASSURANCE COMP'Y 1TORONTO. C. W INCORPORATED .. ...coovvininnnne $200,000 JOuN McNMUR RICH AGRATIL, Freq ATID. HALDAN, Esq. PRINGLE, 1851, Capital Licensed _Auctioneer. E Sabseriber, olding n Licence for the County of Ontario, snd the Township of Mariposa, wonld beg to state to Farmers and others, requiring lis services, that whatever business is entrusted to his care, will be prompt ly and carefully atiended to. Clarges moderate. Terms, Days of Sale, &e., &e., mrasged at the E. MAJOR. Borelia, March, 27th, 1867 THOS, H. WALSHE. ICENSKED Augtioneer for the Town- ships of Brock, Thorah, Mara & Rama in NorthUntario; Mariposa, etc, in the © County of Victoria, Residence--Chnnington, Or- ders left at this office, or at his Eton, roe will be punctually attended to. Debts collected in Can- nington, or otherwise, and Trompe remittances made. Itemember-- WALSHE, the North On- tario Auctioneer. JOHN HOCKRIDGE, ETERINARY SURGEON, and General Horse Doctor, Epsom, Can be consulted at all hours--charges moderate. Colts Uastrated on the most approved und safest principles at very reasonable charges. N. B.--I purpose be- ing at Armatrong's Hotel, Usbridge on Friday of every week during the' suwner. Epsom, April 14, 1569. 15-1y * | Observer Office, Prince Albert. Royal Canadian Hotel, PORT PELRY. dian id i Subscriber laving leased to above Hotel, has fitted iW in a style in keeping with the rapidly incoeasing otrerts of the Village and slop bisiuess and direct re- ference to the comfort and conv eience: of the business und pr public. PB StHot attention paid to the Table and the Bar. Comfortable Stables and attentive Hostlers. Neither labor nor expense will be spared in making: the Royal ¢anadian Hotel worthy of public patronage, HENRY FOY. Port Perry; June 16, 1869. ig Centre Hotel, ~ SAINTFIELD, 3503 D. CAMPBELL; Proprietor, "BEVERE HOUSE Jane a! H hoicest Jiquora and cigars. Every Ba ih id ia 8 Stages to and from Whitby "Carell ostlers always in attendance. Jewett's Hotel, KENT STREET, LINDSAY. Good stable and shed a 'and an attentive ostler alwi ways in 'attendance. Frée Onimibus to and from the Cars and Boats. eer ero eee ------------ DAFOE HOUSE gop simi 1 tention WV guests, T] ee with eli vines, liquors and ) i "DAFOE, Proprietor. md da rs MACKIES HOTEL! 1 (LTR SERODIE8))) Waton, sh Port Hope. ACKIE, Proprietor. a Qak Hotel, "ona |4 WN a MANILLA, resonated goon id BY FRANCIS A, EHAW. September 16.--My sister Eliza has been three years married. She lives in a tiv: ing eny fifty miles distant from us by rail #0 that, we can go any day to see her.-- Cliza is the eldest of our family, and its pride ; 1, the youngest aud its pet. Between us came three boys, good-hearted, hones! tellows, but such a botner aw buys always are. 1 have passed a good deal of time with my sister since her marriage, and "| have always found her house such a delight ful place to vis. Edward Farrington, wy brother-in-law, is the kindest, nicest' and 1 0: agreeable of men, never teasing the lifa out of a body, like our George, and Wl end Hany. But 1 must tell you of the great event that has hieppened. My sister Eliza has a baby! Yen, a real flesh-and-blood laughing, erying little baby, though J can't make it seem « bit real. Ma says 1 needn't come hom the Cluistmas vacation, but way ko directly 10 Eliza's and see my little nephew, who, according 10.all accounts, is a most wotider- {ul chnld, something entirely unique in the way of babies ; indeed, u sort of rara avis in terra. Sweet darling ! How can] wan three long mouths 10 sel my eyes on him 7? But I suppose I must, and so will try to censole myself during this long interval by reading the ravishing descriptions altost daily seul by baby's 'wa or graudna, with an obcasional adjective thrown iu by ite papa. From these | picture to myself an angelic little creature, with perfect features, com: plexion blended ot the 1oee und the I'ly, silken hair--a tinny, pure, softy dimpled cherub in flowing musliv, reposing now | iis duinty cradle, now iu the arma of his enraptured nurse or doting grandma, anon pressed to the loving heart of his fair youog mother, ur dandled on the knee of his proud and happy futher. Hasten ou, ob Time !-- «Add impulse to thy wings." | do so wan! 10 see that dear, delightful, blessed baby * Aud do you know, they all say that J shall vame him! The very idea of taking upou myssif such a tremendous respousibil- ity, quite overwhelms me. It hauuls my thoughts by day and my dreams by wight. Is there in all our dear mothei-tounge u name, good, sweet, pretty enough for the precious darling? Whatever uame 1 give lim, he will be eure 10 make famous when he grows up, for they ull say he is a woud- erful child. Christmas Eve, -- arrived at si-ter Eliza's last evening. On wings of love wud im- puitence, 1 flew thiough the ball, up the wlaitk, 1010 the nursery ; und --oh, what a | fali from wiial thghts of yuagation, the buoyant auticipations of the past lew mouths, was there, wy countrymen! My fairy castles all vanished in a breath. Ire 1 reached the door which hid from my long- ing sight the wonder of creation, the chef d'cuvre of nature, wirific screams greeted my ears. Screams, were hey 1. No; shirieks, yells, imprecatious, 1 should say, if such coud come from a baby's lips. Tu moital terror 1 Lurstopeu the door, and there 1 saw, kicking lustily and clinching his chubby fists, u pug-tiosed, bald-heudet little monster, his purple face distorted with pas- sion, bis tiny frame seemed just teady lo burst with tbe sage to which Le vainly sougnt 10 give expression in (hoss unearthly shrieks. Edward aud Eliza were bending over heii hopeful son and heir, vauily sinving to pa- cily him, and, may I never again see such 'anxious looks vn mortal faces. | « Dido' want to be washed, did it, and *uve on its nitey-downey ? Nursey'll whip Jeuy gvery one), 'cause they buse litle sonny," suid the nurse ; but baby scorned to listen. ¢ Lovey dovey, go to sleepy- f eepy' 9 cooed Mamma Eliza ; but her woitls fell upon a hLeedless ear. " Souny-lioney {do be quiet {7 irwrposed Edward every nw and then, in & eoustant attempt. fo imitate 8 | the consiant stream of baby-talk that flowed from his wife's god the nuree's lips ; bul {he infant still remained incorrigible, -- Shouting at the top of my lungs, 1 at laugth made my voice heard above the fearful up- roan. J + How do; you' dot 1 wish you a 'erry Christmas," 1 cried. « Here's his auniy-tannty come 1o}gee the plecious baby," was Eliza's salutation ; but bie * precious baby screamed louder Yoon in-law paid me not the slightest alisntion, being 1n a state of mortal terror lust thie idolized and only scion of hs 'house aliwald {go '{iito convulsions. 1 thought 'that in al probabibty The baby 'wonld weream or kick itself 'to' death, and senling myself inthe most distant corner of | the | room, 1 aw ated the event in sublime composure., Yet yi will not deny' that | '| sbed a, few sent, tears over the bitterest disappointment of This sere ing, kicking, squirming, 'pog-nosed) purple ro- | faced, ugly linile-thing, my: Eliza's baby.-- | Finpossible be a changling, Wilh 7. Jeome walicise spr (ihiat very old' Aviso; starry eyes, rose-bud mouth, aud curling, | ever. My usually polite, hospitable brother-| not know the deception, 1 contess that 1 shouldn't have bee u bit sorry if either of those deafening shrieks from that baby's lips had been lus last. After vainly waiting an hour or more for a cessation of Lostlities on the part of my little nephew, I begged permission to retire, which was readily granted. But the clamor still uscended from the uutsery, aud pene- trated my remote chamber, Placing wy fingers 10 my care, I ted 10 go 10 sleep; Suddenly thers was a great culm. + The Laby 1s dead, thought, 1, half remorsely, and, nsing, [threw ou my, dressing gown ane weul into the nursery. o [1g€he sh 1"? whispered E'iza, her fore- finger on ber lip. She und Elward were bending over the baby's crib. . + Yes, he is really dead," 1 sighed, and ghding along ou tiptoe, 1 joined thew. The sprecious pel" lay asleep, his fat face flushed with recent passion, aud a tear wembling spon each while eyelash. Oue chubby haud was thrust into his mouth the other was clinched, telling that though exhausted nuture must ud relief or 8 nme in slumber, baby, on awaking, would be de- fant and beihgerent sill. s+ lsi't lie a daring? Did you ever see anything so beautiful 2" asked wy sister, under ber breath. « That's what 1 eall a preuy fairspecimen of a Luby," smd Edward, triumphantly.-- " lan't Lie a beauty 17 No, hie is perfectly hideous," rephed 1 doggedly. * But | can say one thing iu lits fuvor-- he has the lungs of a Senior." Liiza looked grisved aud indignant, bug Edward said cousolingly --* Ot, Minne what she says. dhe only wants 10 tease you. Sbe thinks as we all Jo, that he's the sweetest, dusiingest, |rel- test little cherub ou eatth." anything doesn't mean partidularly cherubie in tom yet,' persisted Lo + Hall an hour ago I thought lim a spiteiul Thule demon."? «+ lushould ky when they wash it and pat on is nitey downey," murmured Lhza, looking fondly upon the sleeping hile 1yrant. oo lv appears, then, that ull this vproar anl'ut wan 10 be There's angelic oo | haven't secu was because Sw aby washed and undiessed, sweetness for you," smd turning coutempt- uously away fiom these deluged parents and gomg back 10 bed, There 1 dreamed of wicked Ifitle changelings which witches, careening throogh the air on broomsticks, had left iti 1he nurseries of wood people in place «f their own sweet darlings. 1 also dieamed that my wepbew Lad been christened "Beelzebub,? a La ne of my own choosing. Deceniber26.-- Baby this morning smiling and gracious. But lie isn't dressed yet and we all kuow that a terrible oideal 1s at hand. Lliza, otee so tastidiously neal in er allirg same down lo breakfast with Ler bain dirorder and her collar awry. o Baby did ity? suid she costatically.-- Ha ie always pulling st my hair aud collare; bot we think it's real cunning, He has been sayiig ¢ dud, dad," that means, 1 suppose--* Giad, glad that wunty's come. « Yes, he seemed delighted to see me last evening," replied 1. * You musi have remarked Low yeiy vociferous he was iv expressing Lis joy. « Well," suid Edward, «1 woulda' give a cent for a baby that eouldn't cry lustily ; and as for one that never shows sigue of temper, it 18 sure lo be » fool." w1f screaming itself hoarse and almost going off ito hysteries fiom passion, be prools of a baby's smartness, then yours aust be uu intellectual prodigy," said I. « You intend that for sureasm, Minnie. -- Bat seriously, I do think our baby a woud- erful child,' said ny. brother-in-law, pul- ung ou hie hat sud wvercoat, glad, 1 unagine, (Lat lie was to be down lawn, out of might and hearing when that 3 p ble wfaut was dressed. | Jannary 1.--Néw Year's day; but ol course, my wister toes not receive calle, baby requiring her wudivided attention.-- But tuis evening we have had a visit from our cousin, Captain Richard Aldea, who, baviug' served through the late war with much bouor, had joined the tegular army, with the tank of captain. Cousin Dick isn great favorite' wnh ua all, and veed to be running into our house every day; but for the past five years we Lave seen but very httle of him. Now kis regiments ordered to the Paeifie coast, ana he comes to make us this brief visit before leaving. As we may nnver see him again, I fee! paiticularly anxious that his chort stay may be pleasant. 1 wishi that Eliza'would exert herself a little more io entertain our cousin jbatber whole heart and soul seem bound up in that baby. | 'Now, 'to Cousin Dick, Ehza was always the ype of womanly grace and !petfeetion, snd these two have loved each other like brottier' and sister. Eliza, in fact is the anty and genius of our family: The list of her acquirements and' accomphshments is! traly formudable. Now Fu only passably good looking, and nova bit smart, . I might, study and practice to the age of Methuses, never opened ; the brush and the easel are abandoned ; the favorite volumns he un- heeded upon the shelves. My sister's ex- quisite taste in dress, 100, has vanished, and her housekeeping, in which she once took such prude and delight, is sadly neglected. « One cannot attend ta; these &ittle things and tuke care of a baby," she says. Soshe leaves domestio affairs entirely to the ser- ants, and Edward sits down to his maddy coffee, heavy biscuie and burnt or half raw beet and mutton, with the patience of a martyr. The only part of the house that really looks homelike and pleasant is the nursery; but Su Baby, by his outrageous canduct renders tbat u place too uucomfor:- uble foe quiet, peace-loving bodies like myself. ! To ske my beautiful sister go about the house ali day nu cullico morning wrapper, with her lovely, curling hair plainly tucked belund her ears, is too provoking, 1 declare; bat whew I «xp stulate with ber, she says -- « Baby seems to have u pecfect antipathy to uice dresses and lresh laces and ribbons; and if 1 should urrange my hair ever so uicsly, he would be sure to pull it down.-- 11 1s impossible for me to keep tidily diess- ed while wking care of him." As | was saying our Cousin Richard came this eveniag. 1 was almost beside mysell at seeing lum, but Eliza's manner was most provokingly cool and indifferent. Her old easy aud grace in conversation seemed entirely gone, and thece was about her an anxious, preoccupied wir, telling that though hospitality und courtesy might bind ter for a ume to the parlor and Cousin Dick's society, yet inclination called her 0 the side of lier precious baby. She did not have to remain down stairs long, for she soon received a summons ® the baby's side, louder, Cousin Dick declared, than the bugle's call or the reveille of the comp. My wlaut nephew, when awake, never allows his mother to be » moment liom his side, and 1s wont 10 express lus indignation at her absence in tones more lund than musical, Junuary 3.~1 am trying wy best to en- tertain my cousin, who is given up almost entirely 0 my tender mercies. Occasional- ly actuated by a sublime sense of duty, Liza ghdes in and tries, in a hstless pre- occupied sort of way, 10 be sociubie with tim ; but st ull mes evince that vp in the nursery whee hei treasure is, there Ler earl 18 wlso."" « Elza, you havo' sung or played for me since I came," suid Cousin Dick this eve- ung, looking wistfully ut the closed piano, «and you know how much your siuging and playing have always charmed me.' « 1 never sing now, only to my baby," said Eliza indiflerently ; ¢ and as for play- ing, 1 am shockingly out of price; hav'ut touched & Lule since he was born." « It is a shame, Lliza," said Cousin Dick, pacing the floor in an excited manner, * for such a splendid woman as you are, 80 [0] Jose your identity®in that baby. 1 believe in motherly devotions, but not in such entire selt-abnegation as yours. Your husband should vever permit it. But then 1 beheve he is about es much a marys to that enfant terrible as you." « My husband and myself find our high- est happiness where our duty leads," replhi- ed Eliza, with great dignity. «Is it your duly to bury every mental aspinalion, every social enjoyment and to sink thus hopelégsty into a miserable slough of sell-sactifice?' Hus society, has the great outward workl no tlaim upon you?" . Eliza made no reply, but aller a long puusé, COusiu Dick' suid slawly wud anos: emphatically : -- + That baby has robbed me of the dearest cousin 1 ever had, and / hate him." + So do 1, most mtensely, if Tam his aunt,' echoed 1. Just then Eliza received the wsval per: smplory 10 the nursery, sid wem up stairs, 'saying to herself--+ Mamma soves her Mttle baby, il'its uaughly cousiu and aunty do hate it.* But baby was far from beiog wn a loveable mood just then ; loug and loud, peal ou peal bis, screams resounded through the house. t « Your nephew Laos brazen, throat and leathern lunge," ail Cousin Dick; as we both pot our fingers in our ears. At length hve tumult optised driers wis great calm. 1 + Ia the 'child dead," whispered Cousin Dyck, « Oh, no; only snoop replied. « | suppose that itl open the piano, you will, play. for me," Minnie 7" he asked. + Oh, yes, I'll do my best," 1 suid. -- « Bit yon must sing," | added, remembring how often as: a ehild, Ibad listened, en- traced 10 the rich deep topes of Lia voice, blending with id sweet apd of my « Cartanly fn sing," said ny "cousin "and we'll have = Ploasant eveniog after all." ol Woold you befieve it 7 Scareely had our npsie commenced, 'whea in glided Eliza, pale And ausioge Bay bus just gone to saeihia { bu 10 converse." Well, converse we did, and the main topte of vur conversation was the usual one in that house--1ihe baby. But could that sleeping iupocent have known how we ma- ligned him, calling him a ruthless usurper, a cold-blooded lutle tyrant, a selfish hule wonster, an wzly, hateful, disagrévable, unprincipled tig, he would have gone incident to his ually bathing and dressicg . +» His 1oaring" would indeed been 'terns ble." At length, refreshments having been sel bufore us, my covsin proposed the well known toast of Charles Lamb's, vnder the much maligned King Herod? drank it, and. this capped the climax of eur sins against Eliza' baby. But still the ob- ject of our maledictions. slumbered on, sucking tus hile fat fingers, the picture ol animal content, and as oblivious of all mun- dane loves und hates, )rys 80d s0rrows, ae il be were the inhabitant of another planet. + I'm going home to-morrow," said } + and I'll never come 10 pass unother vaca- tion with Eiza. 1 won't visit her either until that baby is grown to be a ingn, see if 1 do." «Good! [ epprove of your resolution, Minute," said Cousin Dick, aod Vil ac- company you." Junuary 5.--Mere we are, my Cousin Dick aud 1, at ny own dear home! How delicious seems its quiet, how beautiful its order und repose, after what we have just experivnced ut Enza's. + Aunty-taunty's going to ride the eoachy-poachy," said my sister, as the back diove up to tha door on the morning of my departure. Baby seemed to compre- lend the situation ut a glance, and gave a loud crow of satisfaction. He knew he had driven me away, and was glud of it. "Kise aunty good-bye, sonny," said Edward. -- My nephew being just at that momeat in a gracious nood, I bent my head for the kiss, when oh, whut horror! there was a tramendous grab at my waterfal-- that wat- erfall, the sublime work of art, which had ocoupied a full hour of my precious time that morning, aud | am so partieular ubout my hair! Down fell the splendid structure, and as the baby gazed on the min he had wrought, he aluwst went wild wih exuits- tion. « Isnt he cunning 7" said Eliza, admir- ingly and approvingly. + Aunty shan't wear those hideous things, shall she 2 We'll poll em down for her, wou't we sonny ?"' exclaimed Edward, tri- umphautly tossing the young vandal alolt in his urms. With 1ibbous awry and bair streaming down ny shoulders, I hastily said good-bye aud rushed down staite to the cariage, ai- tended by my sympathizing Cousin Dick. June 1.--Monihs have passed ince my ill: starred visit to Enza ; but 1 have just received a photograph of my infant nephew, obtaived alter a thousand and one 1effect- ual atempis to transfer 10 the ¢ breathing canvas' (pusieboard) the lineaments of Lal remaikable child. Oh, the stiatagems i= sorted 10, the unheard of devises employed w keep quiet those pugilistic hands, thut ~quitming body, those kicking feet! lu a letter of eight pages now beloie me, my sister hae detailed them in order. li was a dinner gong which entranced him ut last, held him for a moment spell-bounu by ns dulcet melody. The pug-uose is modifying sell to something of the Grecian type, which pre- vails in'our family, the onee bald head is adorned with a few straw subura locks ; but the big blue eyes ure sancy and defiau; as ever, aud the broad chee is still suggest- ive of those steutorian performances which «0 natonished ie upon our first meeting. 143 is a great healthy, hearty, lvety baby, notling more. I never can think him sweet, or pretty or cunning. Bat they all say | 100k a dislike to him at first sight. Is it any wonder af Idd? © once riding with Tom Moore in the streets of Paris when the hackney coach went suddenly into & deep rut, out of which it came with such a jolt as to-send their pates bum) against the roof. * By Jove, Pre got it cried Moore, clapping bis hands in great glee. * Got what?" said Irving. -- & Why," said the poet, * that word I've it out of me." response. « Cpuse he's engaged fo my aunt Mary." Here is bis brothers. into worse con' uisions of passion than those. similar provocation --* To ibe memory of We tel ---- Wahiogton Iiviag related that he was been huating for six weeks to complete my last song: That rascally driver bas jolted " Who's that gentleman, my little man? was asked of an urchin, * That one with the spibie-tailed coat, 1", Yes," way the « Why Le's a brevet uncle of mine" " Hows "that?" was asked.-- rish epitaph fiom Ulster-- | ! « Erected to the memory of Jobn Phillips, accidently shot as a . ark of afiection by. bonie acid gas is deleterious to human life, by exhaling into a bottle the air from hie langs, and then placing a light therein which was immediately extinguished .-- the life of a living insect, he said, would have been extinguished there with equal rapibity. The oxygen necessary to human life is derived from plants through the oper- ation of the sun's rays-- the yellow ray--and tne vegetables in return absorb the poison-- ous carbon exhaled (rom the human lungs. Both, these Cperations take place only in the sun's rays, hence the impropiiely of sleep= ing with plants in our rooms. With man, the sun's rays play a part very imporisnl. Uuder then operation continual change is taking place yu the human system ; a con- etant chemical process ia in operation. The action of death 18a mere chemical opei~ ation, produced by the incapacity of the sys tem to ivhale the necessary oxygen and sx- hale the poisonuvus carbon of the sysiem.-- To preserve this condition in lite, and a healthy system, ad" well as the develope- ment of the mental powers, alike in old and young, a due proportion of sunlight is necessary. rr -- ee Mr. Robert Bonner has just purchased the stallion Major Winfield, the 'coming horse," and has gbanged bis name, to " Edwaed Everett." The price paid was twenty thou= sand dollars cash, and the seller, ex-Sheriff Lilburn of Reckland coonty, remarked that it was the largest sum of money that he ever had iu his pocket at one time. Major Win field --now Edward Everett--is the sire of Commodore Vunderbilt's Mountain Boy, and of Mr. Bouner's much more wonderful five- year old, Joe Elliot, whoon the 4th Nev. trotted a mile in 2194 --1ha fastest mile ever trotted on Long Island, except by Dexter, who is a halt brother to tlus stallion. He is altogether the finest stallion sired by Old Hambletonian. We learn that Mr. Bone ner's idea in purchasing him to experiment on breeding a race of fray trotters from his celebrated mares, Flatbush, Palmer, Peer less, &o. Edward Everett 1s a bright bay.a bitte over fifteen hands high, and is now in Mr. Booner's stable 1a this city. He is gaited very much like his most noted son Joe Elliot. The shrewd horsem cn eay that that this purchase is u great piece of generalship on the part of Mr. Boaner, as he now gets all the benefits of the perlorm+ ances of his own colt, and. indirectly those of Mountain Buy, who was sired by this sta- lion also. el ------ The progress of Minnesota in the produc=- tion of wheat is among the agricultural mar- vels of the age. It is estimated that the sur plus wheat of that 'State the present yes wil! be fully fifteen million bushels, while but a hulle of the great grain plateau em-= braced within its limits has yet been brought under cultivation. Oue farmer the past yuar huivested one thousand acres, - with un average yield of 40 bushels to the acre. i Lemp One of the geutier sex says that the" paradise of the strong minded woman is + where buttens grow in their proper pisces and where men cease fiom bothering and needles are at rest." The address of the Mayor of Corkto: the Lord Lieuteoant on lus recent visit to" that city bas, by some accident, been eop- ied into a local journal as the address of the ladies of Cork ; and lis mistake is the more to be regretted us the following pas. sage figures conspicuously in that document " Natare has done much for us, but man almost notbing » -------- It being agreed, amoung a party of twelve, that a disputed puestion should be settled by the opinion of the majority, the six la- dies expressed themselves opposed to the six gentlemen, and clained the victory.-- A gentleman objected to this, as the oum® ber of votes was equal, saying « they were balf and bal(-? " True, replied a witty fair one, * but we are the better halves." re I The educational examiners of Akron, O, recently asked a femsle applicant to teach, " What would you do to a pnpil who whis. ers 1" "I would first use woral sus asion," she sand, aed if that failed, would resort to capital punishment." She was: xcused. f A A --e er A short tune ago a close-fisted farmer on the Sandy River, in Mae, died, alter de- vising 81 to his only son, The old gen~ tleman was duly buried wm the venerable churchyard, which suffered a terrible wash ng away by the late flood, and ashort ime ago, bisbody was found opposite tlie son's place, having been brought duwn the river' « long distanes" When the (eader:heart.- ed sou was.iaformed; of the fact, be. made! the touching remark :, y back after that dollap!? ar rr ------ 3 r follow whi pawned 'his ale i 3 ond Rn Wl Alara 3: sq