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; Tens. --$1.50 PER ANNDM, ] _VOL.L,No. 46] Ele Port Peery Stondard ANDNORTY ONTARIO ADVERTISER » NEW BU STREET, PORT PERRY, And contains Notices of the Political, So- estions of the day; Ag- ommercia t H ; : ex fact &} an Gaod 8 g, attentive. Ostlers, and fod ONTARIO HOTEL] BROCK ST, WHITBY. : '0. DAWES; Proprietor, Every THURSDAY Morning THE RAILROAD. HOUSE! Would mR ILDING, N pe gies FORT PERRY, most com ais B1.50 a year; but $11f paid in TERMS OF ADVERTISING. "Wen lines and under--3 insertions. . 1st insertion per line...08 insertion,............02 onal and business Cards, six : ry §6 per annum, §3 for six months. From six to ten lines, $8 per an- ..$1 00 | #nd Fishing Tackle ¥3 Merchants and others can contract with the privilige of nserted at the end of avery three months, on favorable tepms., ~ _- XI" Displayed Advertisements are meas. ed by 4 seale of solid Brevier, having new matter i = Advertisements gent without written instructions will be insérted until forbidden end charged for fall time; ¥37 No casual Advertisements inserted - anless paid for in advance. Merchants will vo expected to pay quarterly. IF Ordors for discontinuing advertise meets must be jn writing, otherwise the publisher will not be responsible, JOB DEPARTMENT, ased facilities Pamph- Posters, Programmes, Bill Blank Forms, Circulars, Check -00ks, Business Cards, Jards, &c., &c., of ever, gn be execpted more promptly; ~.. #rprices than at an olor, | years, and at low- re-fu the service of our customers. with Liquors of the ¢ Fishing or hunting on alwa; E to Fa Th { TI Sibi xlbor beg ae oat a AAA Tove tataronce se aring the travelling: public will find it te be @ © the best of accommodation are always at E39 The Bar is kept constant! Li Rolosst Sani ii Way; An honest love of To slander rivals, on noble That mingles gla © Parties wishing to enjoy a day' or two of Take ougog can with good boats _, SINCLAIR. Port Perry, Augusts, 1886. 141, PORT PERRY, O. W. guns, and tack &exts, or Sho; Good Stabling and Attentive Ostlers, Port Perry, August. 8, 1866. (LATS soRiPTURE's ROTEL) GEORGE ROBSON - - . Proprietor. Royal Canadian Hotel, J. J. SHAW « - . PROPRIETOR, Fishing .or shooting parties for Lak Scugog will find at this house good boats, ~ What makes a Lady. t makes a lady 7 not the pride pt; Jauatiog oa higl-ho such as boarding & 13 besto i artlessness, -- studied PS really lookin 'castio, that to gain ftsend wound 'ths helpless, of est An hour afler da rk on the him, hel m conquests such as leave a Bow " tédness to which they tena. | N® found" Minnie, a may, dazzle, yes, a ten | arranged, and repajri But firm to tread wh up ; And pty of thought ay be tra, i i n every act and i may lady oe immediately, pp -- SELECT READING H Bagh Tn The mourners |. BHAE her in, continued the old fel- | on ! low, ig high glee ; never mind com the proud, but lifts the humble plimeuts here, and the Ronest farmer rushed for lights, returning almost, A vow and commodfons Hall had 1 tel been Bilt. in conection with this Haas 22 x 80 foot, called Port Perry Hall, and is open for Political Moetings, Balls, Con. Vi. g The Bar hes heen refitted, and is well sup, plied with choice an a bry DUNDAS STREET WHITBY, C, W. HE subscriber begs to announce that ] T he has leased .the building formerly Receipt Books, Ball | known gs Seripture's Hotel, for a term of apd that he has now removated and rnished the building throughout. The are: ol Iv situa teal . MUNDY, Editor and Publisher. cemm-- | 104. the Stage © Musiness Birectory, re E---- the Post Office, Town. ve the door every morging. - 8 IN. 1-4, August 10, 1886. © Office & Residence--Sonys, Broek: PERRY, Registrar. Office on| 7E PERA k St. % 1 RAY ; HN SHEIR, Engiaeer. "AS, HOLDEN, Official Assignee. Office | g "in McMillan's Block, Brock St. , Clerk of the Peace | Stabling and attentive Ostlers. e and County Solicitor. 1 Anp tl EAINGC HOUSE MANCHESTER. ood Accommodations"for Travellers, sans at all hours of the day. JAMES PARKIN, Proprietor, V. HAM, Deputy Clerk of the Crown | - e and Pleas; Clerk of County Court and Registrar of the Surrogate Court. Office at the Court House. CHRANE & COCHRANE, Barristers, | o Attornies, Conveyancers and Notaries o, &c. Office over Mr. Bigelow's store, Manchester, Oct. 3rd, 866. 81 Bricks & Drain Tiles HE subscriber, Wishes to acquaint the Public with the fact that he has now Drain Tiles, at his Yard, in Port Perry, And is prepared to increase his operations Port Perry. | to meet the increasing demand. = The HAMER GREENWOOD, Attorney-at- | Contracts for the o Law, Solicitor in Chancery, Notary | of Bricks in houses; &c. Pablic, Oonveyancer, &c., Whitby. Rooms XL to the Registry office, Brock st JAMES GOOD. Port Perry, Aug. 4, 1866, 3m ly , Opposi ) and in the ccutre of the The Railway Omnibus cails at the Hotel, 8 for Ugbridge and Beaverton X=.Oareful 'ostlers always in attendance. I} } EQ, ROBSO furnishing and laying up | t J. WILSON, Barrister, Attorney-at- eo Law, Solicitor in Chancery, &¢ -- Office next to Registry office, Brock street, 1 for the Townships of Reach, Brock, ¥xbridge and Scott. office, and days of sale appointed. Orders taken at this BURNHAM, Clerk of Third Division Court, County of Ontario. rrics--Over J. Biglow's store, Port ROYAL NADJAN BANK! NOT OFF THE TRACK! BUT RUNNING AT THE RATE OF BERT SPRING, LICENSED AUCTIONKER $2 a doz. for Photographs, AND by 25¢, Each for Lettergraphs! =A LSO~-- WATCHES and CLOCKS, AND Jewelry and Accordeons 53" Repaired af J. A. OLARK'S Photograph Car, Brack St., Uxbridge. PORT PERRY AGENCY. ; - JOSEPH BIGELOW, " MARRIAGE LICENSES ! © IssuedatPortPerry. { FIOE . As the Scugog House. a 'HENRY CHARLES, PORT PERRY Livery Stables. ~ MAORENZIE. Proptictor. The pub- | Ap Lis Du Sn "Port Perry, Aptil Ath, 180%: MRS. W. H. MOORE, Milliner and Dressmaker, ry id on the shortest notice. EF Residence first house North of Mr. Ugbridge, Oct, 20, 1866. 14:t0 PROCLAMATION To All Whem it May Concern !! That it having come to the knogled; of the undersi that there are ce individuals' Resident i kad aout Dore Perry who con ng ngs, en Whe aforessin Town of Port Perry, Now Tms 18 T) we To Nomyy the ts of Port Perry, aod its as ial and 'salisfo an " 9 BUILDIN whether of Wood, Brick or Stone. AND WHEREAS having leased 'the Sash and Door Factory, J am prepared to 34 Sash, : ings, Scroll. oe Flooring on the SHORTEST NOTICE AND AT * i 3 id at Port Perry, in Ld ven Sufer J pad ut Ps y (Signed) GEO. ROBINSON, Flooring for : . BROOK HOUSE! HE Subscriber, in returning to the busi- ed on by him, solicits rh the pub- | stim of Eleven EET AMES THOMPSON. Brock, Feb. 5, 1867. : ~ NOTE LOST. ; forbid Tage Nelo draw by Ws. W by whom the per cent, and as payment of the sare Bas n gf ; GENE DONALD STALKER. Kix ALL MEN by fpeso Presents :| 5 Faforesaid residents J ] to Build, Erect heii thet Lam pre wild, Erect GS, | y ; [o} A ; oF Ontarta Abin fib dng of Apriva8oy, ; Nom--d foo Hhapsand Feel of Seasoned ne, otia- Sept. 15th, 008, 4a ovat oF LE + Brock, April 3rd. 1867. 14-34 THE RUNAWAY MATCH, d great muny years since, when |camp--you cheat--you-- d lusses| It is true, sir, we are married j 3 8, Sir, ; yon advised this; you planned the affuir 31: now, there dwelt you let me have y horse me prin oo 0 w T! » 8 pretty vil- | couraged me; you promised to'stand | uu aad. Toa distant from | hy me ; you offered me the cottage at uliar, 'cross- [the end of the lane I didn't--I deny it, n ' only child, prove it--you're i You can't would be almly, now, gi , Said. 3 tee ; the old man was|the entreaties of the aif er, and was estimated | quelled the old gentleman's ire.' He gave in reluctant) d el fortune. 'The spark- ir Mionis was overjoyed to be fe inning manners of| knowledged as Mrs. 7 tred up the finer feel- 2 bar Joe Walkers ole male portion of the y nd her suitors were numer. t ber Sather was peculiar, and ed in winning much h him or her. 5 . eabtime Minnie hagef true oyal fover in secret, Wh ht-eyed and . fhir-haire plentiful yo Ne od as they are in the town of P lage some twenty miles 1-tf the market town, a THE ROBSON HOUSE | |&™ined but wealihy far Minnje was Danforth's d report said truly she ly $10,000, at that pe- = forth, his employer's dang NCE EXOHANGE the strangest part of this occurrence as that Minnie returned his love, fran'ely promised to wed him at a favorable time. Things went on merrily for a time, | a countess will be admissable as a but old Danforth discovered certain | chambermaid. lances and attentions between them Good | which excited his envy and suspi- | those days. 'Party hues' will be cions. Very soon afterwards Joe|raubbed out. Grits and every man learned the old man's; mind in re-| will have a government contract, ard to his future disposal of Min's| The Hon. George Brown - will-be ap- is case was a | pointed perpetual ambassador to. the resorted to Court of the King of the Cannibal tratagem, so he set his wits to work | Islands where some enterprising na- at once. By arrangement, an ap-ftive will make a hearty breakfast on i hand a large quantity of Bricks and | parently settled dislike and coldness |him some fine morning, and public ; was observed by the lovers for each|men will rest in peace. other forsix months, and the father aw, as he believed, with satisfaction | of one million men. She shall be the that his previous fears had been pre-{ne plus, altra amon iber is nlao" prepared to take| mature. Then by agreement also be-{alpha and omega--the beginning and ween them, Joe absented himself|cnd She'll show'them who's who, from home at evenings, and night af. for. three montis longer (dares but to wink his cye, she'll pear as soon as his work was finished, to return only at a late This was unusual, and [discover the North Pole, and a con- anforth determined to know the hand ; he quickly saw hopeless ope ypless h Jue frankly confessed that he was in loye with 2 man's daughter who resided less than three miles distant, but afler a faithful attachment be- tween them for months, the old man utterly refused his application for the bo This satisfied him that he had made a mistake in regard to his own child, and he determined to help Joe get marsied and thus stop ail further trouble or suspicion at home. Do you like her? Then marry her. But I can't--her father objects, Poh { let him do go; what need you care. Run away with her. * es, off with you at ouce. Il join, all right. Marry, bring er here ; you shall have the cottage at the foot of the Jane ; Ill furnish it for you ; your ' wi créased, and the ol No Buts; Joe ; do as I bid you; | go aboyt it at once, and You will stand by me 1 ~ Yes, to the last. will make any one a The old fellow will be so mad ough. 'Who cares? Go now quickly. = To-morrow night, then, said Jo. £8 'Ell hire Clover's horse. No, you shan't. 1'say no. Take my all 'ta twen and he actually fell in| ove with this min AE : Morgan, the parson quick But cannot long 8 worthy heart beguile. | holy wedlock. makes a lady--a most n ard soon dashed back, Yes, answered Joe. Yes, yes. ture I have had a been revealed to m Petfont garden, with a thorough knowledge of road | ge iag, 'writihg, arithmetic, bistory, classics and. the Spencer riflo duill. id horse---the Morgan-~he'll take in the new pheton. a old gentleman will be aston-| on. A I'll tak you and your wile at any rate. "Pll do it; said Joe. You shall, said Danforth; they parted in good spirits. rm Ci people will be done away with by act of Purljgmeat, and every adult, male and female will have a title. Dukes and earls will wait on tubles and nothing less than Poliijcs * will 'beat 'a discount in Canada will have a standing army aud what's what. If Uncle Sam pitch him neck and heels into the gulf of Mexico. A Canadian will tract will be issued to bring it south and mount it on the Parliament Buildings at Ottawa, as 'a flagstaff of the new Dominion, and Yankees will bow down to it reverently at morning and at night. The Aurcra Borealis (commonly known as the Northern Light) 'which 'generally follows in the wake of the North Pole poses in the cities, towns and villa- the inhabitants of the New Dominion will be forwarded to Secretary Sow= ard to purchase candles and fire- wood for the people of Russian America and Greenland as a slight recompense for the loss they will thereby sustain. : : i Agricoltural interests will flourish. Wheat will produce a hundred bush: els to the acre, and potatoes will grow to the size of turnips, Vege- tables of all kinds will 'spring up spontaneously, and every houseliold- er will have & couple of oil wells in his cellar, and a gold mine in the back garden. Cows will give noth- ing but ice-cream, ad a fleece of one sheep will furnish overcoats for a battalion of infantry. a There will be no. old maids in those days, no breach of promise, no back-biting no sping for Sebt, no ba- bies with croup, no mepsjesy no tight boots, no Fenians, no SI ry Jack, no hoops, no bribery at elec- tions, no free fights, no police magis- trates, no late frosts, no' policemen, no lawyers, no runuing off with men's wive's no taxes, no Globe nowspa- per, no pewter quarters, no diseount on silver, po railroad collisions, uo doctors, ng national 'debt, earth, ~ Korn Kross, _ Jobn Brown, with - eightee invaded Virginie, killing perhsp men.' _Ho was promptly ried, convicted * hung. I therp and a Southern traitor. - And this is my wife, he 'added, as he passed up his beautiful bride, the id you say Joe--you villian--you i you en-| pl happy douple --eis 5 Korn Body Sees into the [ 8 most remarkable vision, Mr. Editor, Tho great; the glorious fature of Confederation 'has y mental gaze. of place [ ing evening Joe made ~1.5 rn race-- | ance, dressed in a new arp ary A King very comely. The ol man bustied out 'to the ain ol ping him to harness Young 'man's superior ore acutely sensitive; talk intelligent] whose skin is yet gr dust of the Ry g 'Labor ig ho idleness dish le Men almost boun are brought to bear, eridge here apply they lose all the pow 8, bedridden in {] | the-goul, side by si despised and exploded Physical andpnental used with but we havk not sufficiently appre. it the depth of power and use. ufness thaf underlies the great fact of her nord. superiority. For what does it saghest ? Nothing less than io she wiplds a power more potent universal gtd permanent than brute force or Antellectual vigor; that while may' moulds matter, woman monlds pind ; while man builds Five years hence Canada will 'be i nation g--the] will be used for. illuminating pur-~|%° ges, and a general supscription from | aded Maryland aud pot avis invaded Maryland aud - W t sylvapia, killing scores of thousands' take cate of| of mey and, destroying anillions of ~~ | property." He was arrested, but he goes frec, unscathed and unpunished. That's the difference between & Nor- 8toms, oman builds characters ; NC pan wins the heart ; and fiile nan is Jord of the outward 9; woman sways an immovable fre over the inward world, ner confid mident, woman}. | requested to "bi fr i ) ; pour out for him di dent and unassuming. Man is self, _- he did so, taking a bounti- ful quantity in order to get his money's worth. in action ; woman in suffering. shines abroad ; woman at home. ilks to convince, woman to prsuade. Man has a rugged heart; oman a soft and tender one. Man P! w Pl Man has judgment ; woman sensi- € upon whom her lofe and tiuth Liese aro all quiting proof so much fs intelligent 80 true that of truth, and b dormitory of with the most errors,' These especidlly true when ap ouliarity of Le character, and its influence ove, others," have been taken for grated so loug, that they have not yiekled the lessons they ware capablepf affording, We ad- 'mit that wonfan is inferior to wan in power--a truth lodg acknoyledged, and, alas | it is tter wrath against her $ ht mind, 3 oving, disposition kind old Danforth's 'hous: the West winds softest play, | ready looking for Tin with open les 'of conjugal, maternal and | 7°U0& men are those to whom we t ore duly marks Col armas a : rly' affection ; of the tenacity mune look for help. They are sfrong truth that will not bend Isit done? th ¥lich womay clingy to the ties Or praise a friend; ' make it,--no them ------ Soda Water. their wants. man of pills, countryman drawled out. clerk answered. 'I know you dont because its costly. I'll have the syrup of squiils.' The druggist remonstrated, but ail no purpose. Hi would have squills; remarking : "Phe squills wero prooa The heroine being asked how sf would prefer hers, raised herself to fever:ts misery ; woman relieves it. | the supposed dignity ofa city belle, Man has science ; woman taste -- | and replied : ' Reckon as how Dll try mine with- bility, Man is a being of justice , | out any squills, or any sweelening? man an aogel of mercy. These cOmparative characteristics repre- Her wish was complied with, for the droggist was nonplussed at "the sdnt mun as the head, woman as the [ independence of the apparently hap- heart; or, man theiintcllect, woman the affection. And In so doing, we sabmit that no position derogatory to woman is involved therein, = We arg; as a simple fact, more influenced by'onr hearts than our heads ; by our love than onr conviction, While physical and mental powers make a wpst forcible appeal to the senses, yet it is susceptible of experimental prof that moral power really con- trols and decides the fate of the world ; and it is in this latter parti- cular thai woman pre-eminenliy shines, we should contend. so far from her Leing man's inferior, that glié is, at present at least, his decided superior, and of which we have given 80 many instances above.--- With this view of their relative posi- tion before us, we shall be the better able to definitely calculate the value ofthe sexcs to each other. ; | Stick to Your Trade. Rev. Henry Ward Beecher, in a gent address to young men, thus illpstrates the honor of sticking to ar trade : : { always honor a man who enno- 8 his calling, whatever it may be. Fréinklin made it nobler and easier of men to be printers in all time to cofie because he remained a printer. Fon you have sll heard of the Dowse Library. It with a fine col- fegtion of Puiutings, was once the be of an old tanner, who de- FT >} termined that bis friends and neigh- Lor should know that he could be a man of taste and refinement, --tanner hough he was, So ke collected his books, a few at a tigge, and what is moj fo read them. "Aud being a tagber, ke bad naturally a taste in thellino of leather, so he waited pa-- tiengly until he could have them all bosnd as he wished. Aud as he grew older he became yery wealthy, and had, before\ he died the best {library of any one in that section of the eountry. "There are not 50 many geniuses autPgreat tien, but there are vastly moe trae men, worthy men, intelli- gentmen, than ever before. Here we are jealous of the few, and promi- ente is not so 'readily granted to thedmbitions as where the average of society is low. The tendencies of our time are far higher and bet- ter "than "formerly, ~The pataral temptations remain to be sure; but it geems to me that in all industrial and professional callings there 18 a { purer, more generous, and higher ambition than formerly. Virtue is Ee honored, dissipation is repro bated, and christian character is far more cOmmON 'among young men than in my boylived, Twenty. years ago; if one should speak in a public' assemblage, it woold bé taken for granted he wasa clergyman, a lawyer or at Jeast a professor ; but now it 13a 19 uncommon matfer to hear men py pair. They touched both their glasses, drank and sat down, as they remarked 'to let it settle." In pass-- ing their own opinions on the drinks they gave anything but 3 favorable decision. Ina few moments our he- ro began to experience a new inter- aal sensation, ' Jerusalem I' he exclaimed, what's the matter with my stomach, ch ? and before an answer could be returned he was four miles off Cape Cod--a clear case of nausea marina. ' I'm pisened I" he moaned. 'Only married three days and got to die! Pamp it out of me, somebody. I'll give a doctor 50 cents to save my life. The wife fell on her knees, and tried to comfort her husband, but he was not to be thus checked ; and not until the last of the squills had left him did he entertain a hope of re- maining in this world. The couple left the store vowing vengeance against the man who told them to call for sqnills and to sweeten their soda.--Clicago Paper, Fenignism Dead. to see Fenianism laid quietly in its grave. In itsissue of Saturduy last it says :-- Fenianism is dead, Why should it not be buried? We advise the poor Irishmen and Irishwomen in this 'city who have been swindled out of their wages by the Jeremy Didd- lers strutting their brief hour' as its leaders, to give it a rousing wake, and, joining ina long funeral pro- cession to bury it m Jones' Wood forever. The recent mysterious and unreliable reports of its revival are, like all of its manifestations, nonsense and charlutanism.. A few honest dupes of its wily chiefs have narrow- ly escaped with their lives in the old country and in Canada from the snares and perils into which they had been deluded. A multitude of warm hearted sons and daughters of Erin have been bamboozled out of money enough to secure their own independ- ence and bring all their relatives to share.it in America,--We must warn our fellow - citizens of Irish origin against any further attempts to emp- med with the h the inferior of the States, } gor 2 evening to stay all| durian a xy ne - Tres Th Europe is soon as-vhe tigsscs are intelligent and moral,--not be- os 1 fore, ako mach, then, of manliood: ¥ might very, readil f Talo us wrist : ' i WBbsostatoment 43 on rye its hand too strong for prisons, Our Es feo wore huvited tu a small wii Soo; Tor good. They may help OE friendship, of her virious exer. ih many ways, The irty i i ; of benevolent feeli ge; . of may help by an ambition Sof intells. Sry ducking ee ieyh, whom |i dless infuence over |ZC"C8 Father than of pleasure, Lot 0 them read, study, educate themselves him closely. thereby makiug true men for the FH giogely 8 bp Aske]. World-wide facts, howgver, not re: ate, true men for their calling, "{quici i) true men upon whose wit and Wis-- "{application. Tho str! ThE Wor of dom the country can rely in time of h great forge trade is what a man sees fit to hint, and occu A few days since a countryman and his recently espoused wife visit. ed the city for the purpose of seeing the "sights." While strolling through the streets, they thought they would indylge in the hixary of a glass of soda water, Entering an apothecary store they made kpown ¢ What kinds of syrup ? asked the 'Wall, T guess as how I'll take some of the syrup of squills, the The New York Herald now wants y and interestingly] 7 i Y on matters of law, of : ? aim as an axiom, rious Suhjeots, whe 5 hice, or n "That is to say hor af. | 127d from the holding of the plow, re intense ; her con-- Afaid of the Itch. f Al once travdling' in boric e where antertainment and gers were there, and the rode up just at dark. 8 oyer, the mail carrier and: the three roont fyrnished with a* goud fire and wo beds, which were to accomodate the four persons for th mail carrier was a | ittle, shabby, nove of the gentlemen liked the idea { sl Pate Whelstone eyed ales do you sleep to-night, my "The other two gentlemen took the pied one bed together t what other men think immediately, leavin ot wh y leaving the other est to call it, They may help by | and the confab us ior ved giving men power, not to escape| Pete and the mai rom certain callings, but to epnoble { best they could. enjoyed by 1 boy together ag Pete and the boy commenced havling off their duds and Pete wishing to get rid of sleco- Ing with the boy remarked yery ear- nestly-- My friend, Pll tell you beforehand, I've got the itch, and you had not better get in here with me, for the disease is catching, The boy, who was getting into bed, drawled out very cooly :-- Wall I reckon that don't make a bit o dif ference--I've had it now nearly these theven years, and inty bed he pitehed, along with Pete, who pitched out in as great a hurry as if he had waked up a hornets nest, The - other travellers roared, and the boy, who had peaceable possession * We do not use that kind? the | Of the bed to himself, diawled ont. darned thight worth than I have they thlep in that bed lath n when they wath here to the ujltip : The other two strangers were now o'clock, they rode. several miles to the nearest town before they slept, leaving the imperturable mail earrier to the bliss of sleeping and scratching alone. An Infant Murderer. A letter from Fort Pitt, a small settlement iu the Sackatchewan Val- ley, British America, narrates a hor- rible incident that took place in that settlement some weeks ago :---- A French Canadian had killed several pigs, and his little children had looked on in approving wonder at the process. Soon after the pa- rents wens to church, and on their return were met at the door by their oldest child, Gustave, an eight-year old boy, who exclaimed in childish glee, Ihave killed little piggy; come and see. He was covered with blood. What they saw may be inferred from the confession of the boy as to what -had taken place. When the parents had gone to church, Guetave pro- posed to his little brother, Adolphe, that they should play killing pig. In ibis request, it is supposed, the unfortunate little fellow acquiesced. The youngest was to be the pig, the cldest the butcher. Gustave eager- ly assisted his brothcr to undress for tho tragedy, and, taking a small rope, tied him down to a rough lounge that stood in the room; he then procured the batcher knife that Lis father had used in slaughter- ing the pigs the day before, and plunged it into the throat of his pas: sive and helpless brother, The wound was a mortal one, and jt is supposed that death must have im- mediately resulted. After the child had bled his little life away, the un natural brother, with the most in- credible beartlessness, took the cord which confined the body to the lounge, and tying ope end around the feet of the corpse, threw the other over the beam, and, lending "his weight and strength, hoisted the body to the position in which it was found; then, not satisfied with the programme thus far carried out, the little butcher must needs disembowel Lis dead brother almost in thé exact manner in which his father had the pigs the day before. --------n Biopy's Bronoer.--1 was sitting in a conveyancer's office in this cit; summer afternoon, when au [ris servant girl, whom I had noticed | standing for some time in front of the office, diligently spelling ont the long word on the sign, Conveyancers, having, evidently, after repeated spellings, mastered the word aud its meaning to her entire satisfaction, ty their purses in order to fill those of the Fenian leaders. Hoping that our Irigh friends will no longer submit to being plundered by cheats and swindlers, we again counsel them to get up a funeral procession and bury Fenianism in Jones' Wood." rience in dealing with the' evil spoonful of white bellebore (in pow- der); apply witha gyringe or water- Lid The powder is sold by the | git a conveyance, an' I thought yez druggists at 30c. per 1b." iN . Tue Currant 'Worm. --A corres- pondent writes :--** As this pest has made its appearance. for the third season, I wish to give those who are intérested, the benefit of my ex- '0 a gallon of soft water put a table tered the office and approached the head of the:firm, Mr. P =~, With: Plaze, sur Misthress Smith wants yez tull sind her a cab, 'Why, I've ng cab, said Mr.' P--, What does she want it for ? Tuli tak the childers an airin, sur, jus. \ J Give Mrs, Smith my compliments, and tell her I don't keep £3 Dou't yez kape cars an' carriages. an' the loikes o' that for hire ? Why, no { woman, no ! said Mr, P----, with some warmth: Well said Biddy, as she moved off, it's meeelf that's mishtaken intirely , shure Misthress Smith towld me tur were conveyancers. Upper being and afterwards pi Pi sulphur preparat n found of conside: There is, however, method of preventi ory to sowing, ha e night. The a still more ecrtain ion. Newly-slacked inly along the rut coulter of the gow. e time of the hraid- proves a protection. found a mixture 'of Pll thleep with you, I reckon, lisp-|fecting the: young plants as trouble or embarrassment. They | ed the lad, or one 'o' foem other for. out the po fn When asso Me says :--* Truths fof all others | TY help by redeeming Sar occu- | lers, I don't care which, bewitching and lovely Minnie: file ust, anful and jteresting are | R*HONs from vulgarizingfendencics, What [roared the old man, what |e. C1 rch considered made by the seed ing machine at th quantity of white turnip seed in the hollows of the drills, th resort to the white tu preferring them f, h method of protecting the latter is expensiye than top.dressing the seed- lime previous to the braid- leaves are formed, little caused by the turni insects feed on the beetle being the mo, leaves, the black means to combat all y manures applied at #8 sown, and after Hir ux wip A Sricx, dent occurred at vannab, Georgia. The Mobile brought up severa) shell oysters. A number of negroes stood by, and never havin, Why, you must be a set o darned | S¢en oysters before, fules, mam and dad's got the itch a |SUrprised at the ap nd | valves, ' Where hi ut, | €d one of the mogt *{um eat | Golly? [ gh were somewhat | e mouf |" exclaim - . Nigger howled ealled onto? Pali am off | pullum off ! But the more t oyster was pulled the more he woul elled, his reantio efforts is uncomfortable nasal ornament were- both 'ludicrous and painful. 'Hit um wid a stick suggested a buxom weuach ; and in g moment the oyster was knocked right and left with a hearty will ; head: went with it. ' Pinch his tail,' cried a 'little, nig, 'and he sure to let go! 'But there was no tail to pinch, and ppor Coffee seemed doomed to wegr the oyster At this mowent an * inte] - ligent contraband whipped out a nife, and with it soon sevired the Cuffee looked at the shell with amazement, and findiig the oyster toothless, threw it awa the remark, ' Um g he gum is powerful. Miss Lisue oN Stang, --* There" i$ no wit," says the author of the Ble- havior Book, 'in a lady to 'speak bf taking a * snooze," instead of a nap --in calling pantaloons 'pants oc gentlemen 'gents'--in saying of a man whose dress is he looks ' seedy'--an an amusing anecdote, or a divertin incident, to say that'it is ' rich,> Al slang words are detestable from the lips of ladies. We are alwaya sorry $) bear, a young lady use such a word as ' polking," when she tells of having been epgaged jn a certain dance too faghionable not long since; but, happily, now it is fast going out, and almost banished from the best society. To her honor, be it re- membered, Queen Victoria has hibited the polka being danced in her can bring herself to say, was polking with Mr. Bell? or ' Mr Cop came and asked me to polk with: its course and ill:sound name is worthy of the dance. bave little tolerance fo young ladics who, baving nothing (of the right upon, substitute coars| impudence), and try to excite laugh ; ter and attract the attention of gen-- up? From low news, ; Fs gar books? Surely not' from low companions? We have heard one Siege Indies, when her wollas to be pinned awry, sa; t put on oka that her Bat pert salt keeps the blaze f ther the dia ope :