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Port Perry Star, 13 Aug 1913, p. 3

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on a some of Tr, your +e are pictures of Victor Hugo; tta, the French statesman, nd Napoleon I." There is one p! of 'a group of 'cabinet minis- 5. The remark le thing about FL " As a first-class running order. Apply It She Had Known. A very good-natured lady, who frequently 'assisted & very extrava- gant relative, haying one summer }1ént her a considerable sum of mon- i}: Vib ) i 1] '1car this ceason.' p ek his pocket, 'well, 'that is.a list of everything 1 have, together with marks showing in just which bag | and. which part of which bag the to thing is. Cough drops! Yellow portmanteau, pocket No. 2 lower side. . Slippers, bag No. 5, bottom. Olean hankies, black satchel, and soon." Then: he pointed to one very heavy-looking grip. "Guess; what's in it?' he said. HOan't." . "Can't. yo! Well, it's preserves --'ome made--by my wife."' 'Preserves !"' '{Aye--real preserves, your factory-made jam.' And. it was '80. But when the bell boy. came to remove the hig- wege did carry the pre- Will Orooks had it, and walked circumspectly, too, 1 mm Sin Minard's' Liniment 'Cures Diphtheria BEAUTIFUL ENGLISH, WOMEN: Viscountess Curzon the Most Noted ? Young Matron. Viscountess Curzon maintains her reputation as the most beauti- ful:young matron of the 1913 sea- son; i fact none of She is a superb dresser; a which enhances further the charm of "her elim fairness and beautifully out features. Were she to live for a cenbury lexandra would also hold place among beautiful women. Mary is a remarkable exam- the' woman whose looks are : she matures, Those in _her history bas "she trikingly attractive as her as a girl say that at] - ¢y, was surprised and annoyed a few months later to be asked to make.p further advance in ordes that some pressing debts might be settled. "I am very sorry," said the kindheart- ed lady, "but'l can't possibly help Ki again just mows In order to end you that money some time ago 1 was forced to o without a motor- 'Dear me,' was the reply, "if I had only known that I should have been delighted to lend you mine I"! a BILLIARDS. Live Wires, Barbers, Hotel Keep- ers, write for Booklet "Billiards as 8 Business." Clearly explains cost, easy terms, and how to start the best-paying business on earth. Every town over One Hundred pop- ulation should have its Billiard Room, Social or Church Club, and every home its Brunswick Table. Write 'Dept. A, Brunswick-Balke- Collander - Co., 80 York Btreet, Toronto. Largest makers in the world, rm Not Tender All Over. A beggar had been for a long time besieging an old, gouty, testy, limp- ing gentleman, who refused his mite with great. irritability, upon which the mendicant said : 'Ah; please your honor's honor, 1 wish Providence had made your heart half as tender as your feet." Minard's: Liniment Cures Colds, Eto. Only Place to Escape. «Where is he from?' «1 don't know, but I think he was raised on a desert island." «What in the world makes you think that 1" ) "He says no woman ever made a fool of him." ernie Try Murine Eye Remedy you have Red, Weak, Watery Eyes or Granulated Eyelids. Doesn't es. BE n. Druggists Sell rine 2 y, Liquid, 25c, 50c. ye Salve in Aseptic Tubes, , 50c. ~ Eye Books Free by Mail Aw Eye Tonle Good for All Eyse thet Care dy Co. Murine Eye Reme A Summer Cottage. A summer cottage is a place where the people act at the dining table they'd like to when they're the way at home, but don't dare. Minard's Linlment Cures Distemper. ---------- Fact and Fanoy. ' the liver, emits haben tan MOBILE FOR SALE. 40. H.P. $4,000. . Wor eit for CAR. COST or will ext ange for a few cows, This. 4 orses, 'hay, oF and ie in' Box BP. ! 73 Adelaide St, W.. Toromto, Ont. MISCELLANEOUS. x RANAM BROS, FUR RANCHERS, will pay highest price for Black, sil! ver, Oross: Foxes, Mink, Marten, Fisher, as all 'times. al. L. Graham, Strathroy, | R.R. No. 1, Ont. ¥ ANCER, TUMORS, / {oterna external, cored with, ont valn by trestment, LUMPS, . RTO, | before too 11 Limited. ean ne * Cos, G ALL STONES, KIDNEY' AND RUAD der Btones. Kidney trouble, Gravel | Lumbago and kindred ailment: tively cored with the. new 'Germ: med p, "ganol," price S150 Another for Diabete 11 and su re, 0 SA 0 Any { Canada. Limi 1 "fanol's An « druge or direct. turing Company of Winnipeg. Man. MALE HELP WANTED. MEN WANTED. YOUNG MAN BE A BARBER, I TRA , cheaply, rough). farnish tools free. Fe giye you Rotual' Write free cates' shop '- experience. for fos. Ae oiiege, 219 Queen. Bt. Bait, EN WANTED Found Pat. Some tourists seeking. for pleas- ure among the beauty spots of Ire- land chanced to come across Pat whitewashing his house, and think- ing to have a joke at his expense one of them called out, "Hello, Pat, why don't you whitewash the back of your house as well as the front 1" Pat-- 'Oh, yer honor, just for the same reason that you don't put a front to the back of yer shirt." Minard's Liniment Co.. Limited. Gentlemen, --I 98, I had my hand and wrist bitten and badly mangled by » vicious horee. 1 suffered greatly for sev- days and the tooth outs refused to eral heal until your age bottle of | MINARD'S LINI The eff : in two weeks the WO d my. hand and arm were-as well as ever. * Yours ir] N "Carringe Maker, St. Antoine, P.Q. He Did. «1 feel as if I were going to have appendicitis." "Well, I need a new gown, sO you'll just have to wait." SUMMER TOURIST RATES TO THE PACIFIC COAST. Via Ohicago and North Western Ry. ial low r round trip ul bles 'particulars a9dveas. X Bonnett. Sienoral Agent, 4 Yonge Street, Toronto, Ontario. lustrated Wedded to. Gods. Most of the dancing girls in Indis belonging to the temples are called the wives of the' gods. At en early age they are united in wedlock bo i s worshipped in the tem- : his sizahge matrimonial on is fo in compliance with the wishes of tha parents, 'who believe ito bo o highly meritorious! act to present a be ul 0 in marriage 5 dol, Fons gk ---- 0.8 80]

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