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Port Perry Star, 29 Oct 1913, p. 7

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: 8 ton's Pills, whi "sure to cure. Sold In 25¢. leh or 3) 00 all ts and the » and Politeness. Tommy' 8 Auint+~Won's. yo have another piece of cake; T Tomy Tommy (on a visit)--No, 1 thank Tommy' s Aunt--You seem to be Suffering from loss of appetite. 3 EE ain't loss of appe- tite. What I'm suffering from is liteness. @ believe MINARD'S LINIMENT is the F on Oity, Ont, A i asn shimed in a young law- His Only Opportunity. "Tides your wife talk in her sleep, m Re T talk in her sleep. It's the only chaxce I get.' A A---- ¥ p st-------- ¢ Lord's Day Alliance Active. Very busy with the good work, but no more efficient than the old reliable Put. nam's Corn Extractor, which cures corne and warts in one day, Fifty years use proves the merit of Putnam's. Use no other, f5c. at all dealers. 3 The Tactless One. "I will confess to you," she said, "'that I am older than I look. 1 will be thirty-one my next birthday 'Really t"" he replied. "Hardly anyone would guess that you were more than about twenty-nine." "That's the last time," she said when he had departed, "that. I'l ever try to be nice to a brute." 'Bibher's | {idee from Bibber's red 8's a heavy drinker, but His nee is like a gas "Many nose that he's 'not. meter.' i" "It registers wore than ia con- sume! $ Senin, Tey Musing Eve Remedy agent | It you have | 'Weak and | or Granulated | n his nL Mal ST. 8 on al "Wats re not noo to. have mush "the | of & wedding. . Jack and have 5 8 it all other, 8 AND DIABETES. "| The Chief Causes of Death, Bays : . Bertillon,- Dra. Dr. Jacques Bertillon, the well: known for the Ry ory ment, of the Seine, Paris, has pre- ree | pared pobles, felative to the rate of || pee od. pe ord RE Blood troubles yleld fo LIQUID SULPHUR Faet. Bome men temptation can exile, You can't get them to flinch; But' most-of us preach by the mile, And practice by the inch. Mindrd's Liniment Gu Cures Distemper. Worse. Before 1 married my wife I could listen to her voice for hours and hours.' "And pow!' s 'Now I have to," LIQUID 'SULPHUR 'cleanses: the blood: Keeping Up. Doctor--Remember, :' Mrs. Ma- lone, I told you that your husband 'is failing rapidly and we must keep him up as long as we can, Mra. Malone--8ure, Oi"m doing it, sor. Oi haven't let him have a wink av slape now for three days. A Vancouver man awoke from his slimbers and heard a men trying to get in his:front door. "He turned at the man with a shotgun, | bo and a policeman chased the stran- ger who took to flight. He was caught and spent the night in a cell. In, the morning it was found' that the supposed } house-breaker was a neighbor, who had mistaken the "other man's door for ie own while in a bibulous condition a BPTI iar are iordie OE 'Father--Well, what aid in 'school' today 1 : Johnny--Nothin', but I gu teacher learned sumpin', you lear LIQUID SULPHUR tures ECZEMA. Paw: Knows Everything.. Willie--Paw, is man an animal! Maw--Yes, my son, most of thes are brutes. -Paw--You go, to bed, Willie. Minard's Liniment Cures Garget In Cows' The Difference. "There is one essential difference between the activities of a fire- man and of a Joticeian. "What is it?' {While the fireman runs out, the. policeman 'runs in.' "' EDUCATION, LLIOTT'S BUSINESS COLLEGE, TO to, Canada's Popular Commer A Magnifioent ar Jon fres, AGENTS WANTED. a eh free. J. b, , Publishers, Toronto, Canada, FARMS FOR SALE. H. W. DAWSON, Ninety Colborne Street, "Toronto, al johols Co. BRUIT, STOCK, GRAIN AND DARE Farme: in all sections of Ontaries ». ACTORY BITES, WITH OR WITHOUR Railway trackage, in Toronté. Bramntan and nther tnwne and eftles. RESIDENTIAL PROPERTIES wn Brampton snd a dozen other towns. . H. W. DAWSON, Gol 8 St, Torento NEWSPAPER Y WEEKLY NEWSPAPER FOR Coat 2 Ontario town. Brcoient goening for - n of energy. Feit Wilsor Publishing pany, Toron S PS AND COINS. TAMP' COLLECTORS--HUNDRED DIF. Album, onl: Company, ferent Foreign Stamps. Oatalogus, Seven Oents. Marks Stamy MISCELLANEOUS. OR BALE SILER ATOHED Foxes wy ot ula' i far A Gr! whim Bros. a 1, Strathroy, Ont. Aces, TUMORS," LUMPS, al and' external,' cured any Ein. by our home treatment. late. Dr. Bellman Medjont Co.. De oarted. oll taewood. ALL STONES, a 55 Ph Kidney trouble, Kindred 4 Miwmeuts posi a Shas Ant i Suni "Mamuter . Company hd of Canada, imited. wh n! ALT The Heart of a Plano isthe Action, 'Insist on the "OTTO HIGEL" i Plano Action | Why we pay more for your RAW BURS,

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