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¥ out that, while Shakespeare often speaks of bagpipes, he never doés so in "Macbeth," and that it is in Lin- colnshire and Yorkshire that he local- izes the pipes. To Chaucer and Spen- cer also they are English, James IV., and other Scottish kings, paid for "Inglis pyparis" at their court, while x Edward I, Edward III, Henry VI FLASH LOCATES BULLET. and Henry VIII seem to have had na- -- Po tive pipers. The Highlanders never Pocket Instrument Used on Wounded | used the pipes in war before the -fif- In War Hospitals. teenth century; the harp was Scot- land's instru te Every hospital in the war zone has Snc's matrumen some electrical equipment for locat- ing the bullets in wounded men, but A TALK ON RHEUMATISM skein has recently invented a - et instrument for this purpose. : * 1% consists of a two-pointed probe Telling How to Actually Cure connected by insulated wires to a pocket electric lamp. When the probe This Common Sd Pain- ul Malady. comes in contact with a bit of metal a closed circuit is formed which lights : J thé lamp. Fladhes from the bulb also| This article is for the man or Wo- indicate when the probe is approach- | Man who suffers from rheumatism ing or receding from a bullet or bit of | Who wants tobe cured, not merely re- shrapnel, for these latter are more lieved--but actually cured. The most frequently the cause of wounds than !the rheumatic sufferer can hope for in bullets. : rubbing something on the tender, ach- : ing joint, is a little relief. No lotion ried . or liniment ever did or can make a, N What We Give, We Get cure. The rheumatic poison is rooted in the blood. Therefore rheumatism In 1915 and 1916 Ontario contribut- | acid is driven out of the blood. Any ed more to the Canadian Patriotic doctor will tell you this is true. If Fund than she drew from it, the sur-|you want something that will go right plus" going Yo assist ose Western | to the root of the trouble in the blood provinces whose. contributions, al-|tgke Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. They Hiough, exceadingly Hvesal, aa no , make new, rich blood which drives out equal the heavy demands cause Y the poisonous acid and cur rheu- the large enlistment from these pro- joie pot to stay cured. The a vinces. For 1917 the situation Will | these statements has been proved in change. The gemands, from is pro- | thousands of cases throughout Can- vince on the Fund are estim: te jada, and the following cure is a strik- each six milion dollars, god the Som {ing instance. Mr, Henry Smith, St. mittee has decided to ask Ontario to | jerome, : \ uF d raise that amount--in other words, to | srome, Que, says oF wads of make provision only for its own peo- | ins most painful form. The trouble ple. ie total represents about one mil- | ligh dollars above the contributions | for 1916, and therefore there can be! {can only be imagined by those who no weariness in well-doing on the part pave been similarly afflicted. Doctors «of Ontario's patriotic people so far|{reatment did not help me and then I as the Fund is concerned. began trying other remedies, but with no better results. Finally I was ad- Not Guilty. vised to try Dr, Williams' Pink Pills, Little Charlie had been spanked by |and although I had begun to lose faith his mother for stealing cookies. His in medicine, I finally decided to give cousin, who was present, wishing to the pills a trial. I am very grateful _ comfort him, said: «+. "Poor Charlie! now that I did so, for ' after taking You have my sympathy." Looking up eight boxes of the pills the trouble | through his 'tears, he protested; "I completely disappeared. I was free | have not! I didn't touch it." from pain and could walk as well as Fp ever I did in my life. I have since "SUMMER THROUGH THE WINTER | taken the pills occasionally as a pre- at IN CALIBOREIA. » fsbjonary JReggure; sd I 'cannot & away from the cold, disagreeable | gpegk too highly in their avor," ney 'Geurecs the year round. 1s (Dr. Williams' Pink Pill cure sil the not expensive to spen e entire winter | troubles due to weak, wat or, theres Bp Tent om $23.00 per broken down nerves. You can gét' fal Winter Tour Fares. The |these pills through any dealer in pd axelive through. tratn from | medicine, or by mail postpaid, at 50 to Los Angeles, lesves Sulcago cents a box or six boxes for $2.50 Th. Th third day--less than three [from The Dr. Willian en route, . Brockvilleg § te to B. H. Bennett, Gen. Agt., 5 4 i¢ago &: North Western Ry., 46 Yonge t Woronto, Ont. He will send you dis- | "ENOCH ARDENS" IN ENGLAND. | literature and train schedules, n an attractive trip, and ---- Mervations for you clear through | Sad Case of Society Woman Who acific Coast. Married Second Time. Growing. Each month brings the ever-grow- end--I understand that your ing number of Enoch Ardens, whose unexpected returns are received some- times with joy, and many times, it is to be feared, with the reverse emo- tion, says 'a London despatch. "Men, both . officers and privates, who have been officially reported killed, are continually finding them- selves, either in some foreign hos- if pital or else in a German prison : a few days ago when Mrs, Barry! sii = |Bingham, who was one of last year's Ww. a Man Who Landed On | brides, was suddenly told that her Pile and Was Sore From |husband, whom she had thought ' i of the happy resurrections. upon a time Edwin Putnam, Who | qo, The hushand of a very popular the quiet. pretty hamlet of |, 4" ol known woman was taken lott to get some building material man: other man living in the 'Ten feet below was a |ing died in a German hospital. Every- | Knotted and gnarled. It|thing pointed to the correctness of 'tumble, and Mr. Putnam|the statement, and the pretty young 'painfully in the back, he| widow mourned his loss for close on Sa With brufses, and was 60Te | 5 year and then, after 3 brief court- kad to hip, married a man who in the years le of | B Pp, 4 Piniment which: had been ra | before her first wedding had been to him. Within a very few | hor warm friend and adrire: soreness SY, and | : y ad ai pear - He was more. . can be obtain eng $1.00. ay can only be cured when this poisonous | a year I was a victim of rheumatism | | was located in my legs and for a long | time I was so bad that I could not | walk. The suffering which I endured | .pect it are longing to pray! How, Failure. prosy speech, that prayer is to song.!of Tam O'Shanter. 318 the supremely personal and di-| "Mr, Carnegie," said the wily mag-|> di camp. A case in point occurred only ; having many secréts. They are able ache by MINARD'S LINIMENT. without one being able to find the MINARD'S LINIMENT. smallest: cut in the rind or even a killed in the Jutland naval battle, was | tiny hole.' Indeed they even empty actually alive and well in one of the |an egg in this manner and fill it with German prisons. But this was one [8 sort of almond nugget without one being able to find the slightest break I heard of a tragic one the other |or incision in the shell, Naturally. if Depot, Mass, climbed up Into prisoner in the early days of the war. | habit can do so by knocking the live of water. | He was sorely wounded, and after |ashes of his pipe into a keg of blast-| Marie--Why shouldn't he? He must often do, Suddenly he|a lapse of time was reported as hav- ing powder. i; Tr 202 Hallam Building, Toronto. HAS GERMAN DYE SECRET. had been very badly treated, and his British Hosiery Trade Builds Hopes mind affected in consequence. No on Possession of Formula. notice had been taken of his rank, and he had been sent back among a t ht batch of exchanged prisoners ne an | ®Y in England have high hopes, of ordinary Tommy. capturing the bulk of the world's fine The husband that she thought dead hosiery trade because they finally was alive, practically a lunatic, and have Siccasded = applying the entirely broken in health--her second cons 0 ied ong a secret of husband, whom she had married in Tan any ac uIrers. + all good faith, also alive and a dis- G e oxi e Sree Says this tinguished officer fighting the foe in| >cr'man secret was obtained by a France. 'The poor girl had the man persistent British manufacturer a whom she recognized removed to an. | Short time before the outbreak of other hospital, and so far she has | the Yar, and How it hus: eencup not disclosed his identity; but she is|P'ied in the Sketehly e Dye Works, torn now between her duty to the The British Ministry of Munitions man. whom she once loved and the | has sanctioned the erection of large man to whom her allegiance is now | dye works at Basford, near Notting- due. ham. German manufacturers of fine a -------- black cotton hosiery enjoyed practi- MODERN PHILOSOPHIES. | cally a monopoly of this trade in the ed | world's markets, and the secret of Seeds Planted by: Sower Whose their ascendancy was in the Herms- Identity Is Sunk to Memory. | dorff black dye--which, like most s » | other "named" products, was a jeal- | Sometime, somewhere these para-| i P ' J Manufacturers of fine cotton hosi- {graphs wére. gleaned from the same | ---- ai | forgotten source. Author and place ° lare gone, but they remain grist for D Sh ld | the mill of thought. i y speptics ou Character talks when we are silent. Seriousness simon-pure is a resi- | dual state into which one relapses vol Tugs [When one has nothing better to do or Medicines a physical element should enter ' Try a Little Magnesia Instead. "into all affection. Even to clasp Some prople instinetivel¥ shut their eves to danger, and t may be that | hands should always be a pleasure, Instinct, or custom or habit causes dys- | | Your best friend strikes thoughts Pepies to take drugs, patent foods and | medicir rtificial digestents, ete. | y {and deeds out of you that you never "(i : the ey »s not banish 1 that neither £8 the power sive acid in knew were in you, and that truly were tne danger, and it is I not full formed in you till your friend {, di hor fhodicines pos i woke them to life. C | h, which is ¢ underlying In love, as in work and in play, | Jhuse of most forr of indigestion and 2b 1 3 pia. They may give temporary | | give-and-take is the great source of relief, but ever increasing quantities Fi tnust be taken, and all the time the acid owes, of creativeness, and so of remains in the stomach as dangerous N as ever. i | Physicians know this and that is why ; The more degraded a man 15, the 'yyyeir advice so often to sufferers uiiig more he is hurt by our contempt. | digestive and stomach trouble is * Just Suceessfully married people have Bet about an ounce of .pure bisurated | ! fat 1 h h magnesia from vour druggist and take a! more news to tell each other and more teaspoonful in a little water immedi. | { capacity to hear it eagerly than any ately after every meal. This will in 1 od 1 1 d bl ited stantly neutralize all the harmful aci | less osely, ess urably united in the stomach and stop all food fer couple can have, meniation, thus enabling vou to enjoy . : Yearty meals without experiencing the | Everybody wants to be understood is pain or unpleasantness afterward. NT) sagnnesy | by somebody; but in the natural] x course of events everybody is more A Distant Relation. or less misunderstéod or distortedly | During the course of a trial in' understood by most of his friends Chicago a witness by the name of the best chance in sight to grasp our ' the defendant: share of complete mutual compre-| "Are you related to Thomas Doo- hension. Any benedict among us, the ley?" | "pick and shovel" man, the shipping "Very distantly," said Francis. "I| clerk, the plumber, or the railroad was me mother's first child--Francis | magnate is more apt to be understood as the tinth." by his wife than by any other human | being: Minard's Liniment Cures Distemper How many in whom we least sus- . = many who hardly suspect it them- | selves! The craving {5 sing is but a ¢} partial and imperfect image of ' the craving: to pray. What song is A steel magnate, anxious to get on ce attacked him in his well-known to | soft spot, namely, his love for the bard ) utterance' for "which, creation | nate, "I .see you've got several fine! longs, for which paid toil prepares. |editions of Burns on your ghelves. | 3 oe » ™ RTT "| Georgie Burns! Dear old Georgie | + Granulated Eyelids, Burns! He's my favorite poet." or Eyes inflamed by expo. Carnegie glared. y sure to Sun, Dustand Wind "Georgie - Burns!" he snorted, F Ly. guickly relieved by Murlss 'Jimmy - Shakespeare! = Harry Dick- yes yeRemedy. NoSmarting, | ens! Billy Carlyle! Get out with : ist Eye Comfort. | fof ye, man!" | Your ist's 50c per Bottle. MurincEye | : Salvein 25c. FotBook of iheEyeFreeask Druggists or Mur eRemedy Co. , Chicago Oriental Confectionery. I was cured of terrible lumbago by It is acknowledged that the Chinese MINARD'S LINIMENT., are very skilful in making confec. REV. WM. BROWN. tionery 'and possess thé réputation of! I was cured of a bad case of ear- to empty an orange of its pulp en- MRS. S. KAULBACK. tively, then fill it up with fruit jelly | I was cured of sensitive lungs by MRS. S. MASTERS. - Ethel--Poor Jack! When he pro- Any smoker who wishes to quit the| posed to me he acted like a fish out knew he was caught. STARE __. |mnara's Tinimet Cures Diphtheria. nl HLT = DODDS 4 ® od I | Bd ~ ase "Worlds Highest Chimney. The tallest chimney stack in the the Kuhara refinery, Saganosekei, Ja- pan, The stack, when completed, {will be 567 feet high and 26 feet in diameter a top. 'At present Ja- g | "the . highest smokestack in the world is another belonging to the same company at | Sukegawa, oh is 517 feet high, the second highest bein, . ne 508 feet. gt | Some of Them Mean the Reverse of '| in the English language which have { ously guarded secret. | | and acquaintances. Marriage gives us | Francis Dooley was asked, concerning said the good little boy's pious moth- e right side of Andrew Carnegie,' ---- Entries positively close November 25th Toronto Fat Stock Show world will be completed shortly at| Mail entries now to:-- TT: eclals, Harris Ab ny Co. Special, G.- ¢ the chim: Great Falls, Mon » Which has | or 3 What Is Intended. There are quite a number of words become so perverted by usage that to-day they are taken to mean exactly the reverse of what the dictionary de- finition of them asserts to be correct. If, for instance, you ask people if they have seen to-day's newspaper, they may answer: "Oh, we just scan- ned it," meaning to imply that they have only "glanced" at it, while the word "scan" really means "to exam- ine minutely or carefully. Other peo- ple will say they will give you a "moiety" of such and such a thing, or a reward, meaning to offer a little bit, while the true definition is "the half--one of two equal parts." To-day the word "parlous" is used in the sense of a person being in a serious way of ill-health, or a busi- ness very low in finances, and yet its real meaning is "bright, witty, and | spritely," and was used in that sense in the days of Shakespeare. the Biscuit in the oven to and serve with hot milk. For lunch serve with sliced bananas or other fruits. - Made in GHILDREN OF ALL AGES growing child will find prompt relief ! | through the use of Baby's Own Tab- lets. 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