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Sr inn y "As You Were." -gi certain Irish Sergeant was exteed- | when he discovered that one of his men had paid a visit to the regimental barber and had come back without his moustache. * "Private Jones," he roared, "who on earth gave yez permission to have that moustache cut off?" "No one," answered Jones, uncon- --cernedly; "I thought it would improve my appearance." ay "Improve your appearance wid a 'Ince' yours!" bawled the enraged "If \yex don't have it on «A Phijesaphical Lover. many romantic: and pathetic anecdotes are related of precious love trench and battle # night, quartered stable, I took my coat off and hung it up. "The next day, no letter. had eaten It. Nature is kind." "Couldn't you come to-morrow | A gf i "Lam. 1 Put up:¥9 + rt pe fe: AIRMEN HELPED GEN. ALLENBY Capt: Alan Bott of R. A. F. Tells of| Palestine' Campaign, Captain Alan Bott of the Royal Forces recently arrived in New Palestine and Syria, where ; Somme, but escaped capture. 7 Speaking of the Palestin ign, Capt. Bott said: -- the voles of the wok cn Tb o bE flor and do my will = "For the cannon is hushed in the low- 7 land, the 'order las' been with- drawn, Up trom the reeking by- ©. sons and daughters of men, Atld the shepherd is ¢ dg the so e, calling again to his Sheep! "Hark fo the voiGe of the upl battle ere' am : { three-piece suit, and they are usual- ; Sum years, The Turks are good at fighting ony io" No 737. Price, 10 cents. Alin 1% {land off. : The dainty boudoir And the sound of fisbae armies, : echoes from dark' ae oF 'ways come the' i "ringing from deep to deep, = | The wing girl always enjoys 8 ly very difficult to get the exact style and fit. This model is youthful ments for a suit for flappers. McCall Pattern No. 8778, Girl's Three-Piece Suit. Pattern in 5 sizes, 6 to 14 Price, 20 cents. 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This col- lege, without public grant of any kind, has carried on during the war, and at thé same time has placed certain sec tions of its building at the disposal of the Militia Department for the work of the Dental Corps. This has been done absolutely without charge, either for rent or any of the accessories, such as light or heat, This generous treatment is still being accorded so long as the Dental Corps requires special facilities 'which the Ontario College is able to supply. "YES! MAGICALLY! CORNS LIFT OUT WITH FINGERS be You simply say to the drug store man, "Give me a quarter of an ounce of freezone." This will cost very little but is sufficient to remove every hard or soft corn from ohe's feet. A féw drops of this new ether com- gulind applied directly upon a tender, "'corn should relieve 'the sore: ness instantly, and soon the entire corn, root and all, dries up and can be lifted out with the fingers. This new way to rid one's feet of corns was Introduced by a Cincinnati man, who: says that, while freezone. is sticky, it dries in a moment, and sim- ply shrivels up the corn without in- flaming or even irritating the syr- rounding tissue or skin. 't' let father die of infection or ockjaw from whittling at his corns, ut elip this out and make him try it. nas He Stared, Too. "The biggest fire I've éver.seen was at New York, said the American. "It was a very high building, and the lad- ders: were not tall enough ip reach the window at which a lady was stand. ing, ne Wet? he went on; "we 'were just fining to despair, when & lucky ought seemed to strike one of the firefien. Catching hold of a hose, he ied the nozzle upwards so that a f of water shot continuously pagt the window. . Summoning up her courage the lady stepped from the ledge; and, putting her arms and legs about the jet of water, slid to the bot- 'tom, and was saved." # "Oh; that's nothing!" said the Eng- lishman. 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