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B fera 43 of ha shout Joa. It's a grand a body has got "Know" where :dt's | yi) & 'scenery at a vs in an auto, he Job. He don't' have ' Ph Ty he e don t have ter i is" he' tans kin do oe ain't livin at all: he's me ter enjoy life, and by . He's & creature of the =I Tog ang. not. enuf Have soisth za $ p e the one gov, and left his Silas was allus a no 0: worse nor ufual, come likety-scoot along the colt started in Well, of course, the dy what could waved their arms 1 der the colt w oe with his arillery wagon, at once to race the boy with the g colt was soon several lengths ahead an get away from the ir Jobs ushefl o out: and yelled Whoa. ith lots moourRgement, the colt kept on goin some, Bill Perkins says th truck a two minit gait fer a , and Sid Flinger ds declared that the colt was Junin a mile in 1.57. Well fey ad quite an argyment about n the meantime the colt kept on L goin and as he went he ] Be eid over McGuire's goat, W as allus buttin in. No |. one seemed thé least bit sorry For he. t.. Well, the colt he on Tam down the street. when he reached the EF of it he couldn't turn fast enough sud he jammed the-side 1 of the rig inter Petersor's-plate gl er, 'and next thing the eolt knowed he found hisself a st¥addle of a telefone post al mixed u ie a lot of shafts, and harness, and wheels,an hinge. 2 they saugit iho allvigh, & but it Sook a stop him once he gof ines he the tarsi it was the colt couldn't be al proper. O or hat, nd a heap of other folks like him is a good Ske Silas § Smith's colt. After they ve been ret fer quite a spell, they se a sill Pe no difference in 8 what kind Toker L there is these folks what has ter have ig doin all the tim mighty easy run off ; r feet. Folks like this is the folks what 1 e mob, And the Rl tain ee ee en ing Eh Jo, Bo Tong as there ia vo eth doin." : Them Irish Cobblers is hg re good, and the a he other | | ; We are wins Bone i their. : ; SEE Sh : 'lat Myrtle. y. welt over "With «1: No. = 8. FARMER, Publisher Arrived Home to be able to the following Pte, Wm. Stoutt, Port Perry Pte "Pt. P Albert . Vie. Johnson; Pte. E. Fines, To Mr. and Mrs. F. C. Kent, T to, on. Wednesday, May 21 1919, a son. Dropped Dead a Se ay re been ng up and down on the on a agp a. while the shunting was go- ing on, and when the train' was made made up, Be Y had acd reste the a a Mr Kent peed. to his companion: 'Tom, I feel as if 1 hada stroke g on." > He had L, Sinished speuking when he Interment took place at Brook- {lin on a ad been en; in: cattle at-Myrtle for some ten years, and was a resident there. About six weeks ago he sold out his Myrtle Property and ~ moved to-Toronto; but contin doing business as a cattle Red ing his farm stock and ments for sale without reserve. This is 'an unusual oppertunity. - George Jagksen, suctionees ... . Having solder residenck Mrs Willis Cook, 1 sell her house hed. hold furniture, fare. by By Action at) thes remises, Cass Rory. on Thmaday, cen Fig No reserve. in good con- dition. Ses bill. George Jackson, Auctioneeq Just Arrived A car load of { Comont, ' NE i Baseball On the 24th of May P.P.H.S. took their 2nd game from Bethel --6-4. Bowles iin led the: batters with three Cage served three runs 8 for Port ad , he wil and Mark| well for the home team. caught three men stealing Second on throws to Cragg. ney Prospect The Epworth League are hold ing an entertainment im the had eight put outs. church on Friday evening,' June Team Score R HE 6th. First-class program Re: P.P.H.8.--0-3-0-140-1-1-- 6,11,4 |<reshment booth. Admission _te-- Bethel-- 2.0-0-0-1-0-1-- 4, 9.8 entertainment 25¢ and 1Be. H. Jackson and Lucas G. Brown, MacMillan Moon. To Turnip Growers Mr. Hugh Lucas will be in the « and GIRL WANTED for light hover work. home and'w to right girl. Avply 214 Div- ision St., Oshawa, Phone 583 Maid Wanted For general housework. Apply to Mrs H H Stone, Port Perry imarket to buy turnips as usual | this Fall-- Canadian Gem, New | Century, Ontarios, or any round turnip that is suitable for the, Ameri market. High School Entrance Examinations The Junior High School Entrance Examination will:be he in ia the High School, Port Perry, on Wednesday, Thirs day, Fi aly 2nd, 3rd, and 4th, 1919. The following is "the ime WEDNESDAY, July 2nd--8.45 to9 a.m., Reading tions; 9 to 11 a.m., Hoposition; 11.15 to 12 noon, & nef ing; 1.30 to 8.30 2 Histol THURSDAY, "July ro to 11 30 a.m., Arithmetic; 1.30 to 4.00 p.m., Literature, FRIDAY, July 4th--9 to 11 a.m., Grammar; 11 a.m, to 12 noon, Writing; 1.30 to 8.30 p.m., Geography. Oral Reading will be taken after the last subject each day or at such other times as will suit the convenience of candidates and e ners. 'will come: pencils an Tulors, will be supplied The Port Per of Education piter at this examina- tion three Seti, irst, Second, and "Third," one of which goes:to candidates from Port P Public blie Sehool;' and the other two to candidates from all other schools. These pizes are for aggregate marks made at the examination, and nl en Winking with pens, pen-holders, -lead- Writing paper, blotting paper 'and nk ; in each case on condition that the winners att Port. ut perry Sie High School for the full school year 1919-1920. ws fee Te will be {Sollected from each candidate on", 1 of os LLICK. 'Chairman of Entrance Board.