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"To. 'an' enormous 'extent. the bed of 'the ocean is covered with lava and Still more remarkable Williams any dealer in medicine o or by | at 50 cents a box or six boxes for $5 60 from the Dr. Williams Medi- cine Co, -+ Brockville, Brockville, Oat. : Irish Punt Punctuality, The following story is the experl ence of a woman who travelled a good deal in Ireland before the world war: | tour, it to find the floor of:the océsn covered in many parts with the dust of 'meteorites, x These bodies - whirl about. in the B vens like miniature comets, and for the most part broken into in- 7 Jumerable fragments, We are all familiar with 'these hea: e deepest seas. 'Honolulu and' Tahitl, at a ot 2,350 fat a on familia; ing manner in Wh ed to be treated. One day she arrived at a small country station just too late, but she was 80 nearly on time that she ut Co not at first believe her misfor- ne the platforni, waving her bag and um- brella; but the train glided away just ahead of her, gathering a speed that left 'her at last hopeless, breathless, 'and a good deal abashed as she real Aighongh. she was naturally' punc- , she had grown: a trifle careless y with the easy-go- time tables seem- She "dashed frantically down in} Baby's Own Tablets should always be. game. | ting sort to every seed put_ into the | Tittle hole, drops in a single seed from one cylinder, 'pinch of artificial manure from a other. ' The hole is immediately filled 1n,and from a-third cylinder falls a | | pinch of powdered lime, 'which en- courages the beneficient batteria that 'assist growth: If hopes are: Justified, dhe machine would save a foufth of the usual amount of seed and an immense deal ts function: 12 hon bestow # pick-me- p of the: -and most stimula- | round. | As it is drawn along it punctures a and simultaneously a artificial manure. y only 'be ¢ come; anything that presents difcul: ties is generally worth the effort epent, in their solution.--Rt. Hon. A, J. Bal No oné will ever persuade me that a | girl who cannot do housework and cook well is anything byt a fool, and just a devil's trap for men folk.~Rey. Walter Mitchell. SUMMER COMPLAINTS 3 Minard's Liniment Co., Limited, 'that I have used MINARD'S LINI- MENT for some time, ahd I find it the best I-have ever used for the joints and muscles. Montreal, May 29th, "09. Yarmouth, N.S. Gentlemen,--I beg to let you know Yours very truly, THOMAS J. HOGAN. The Champion Clog and Pedestal Dancer of Canada, RILL LITTLE OSES At the first sign of illness during the hot weather give the "little ones Baby's Own Tablets or in a few hours he mdy be beyond aid. ~These Tab- lets will prevent summer complaints if given occasionally to the well child{ and + will promptly = relieve thege troubles it they come on suddenly. kept in" every home where there are hit the note "Do!" ficulty in' arranging matches than If you want to make life a harmony, In some districts in Siam a girl who reaches a certain age without finding 8 husband is required to wear a label, and thenceforth is a more or less privi- leged person, under the special pare of the king, who is bound by ancient custom to find 4 husband for her. The - royal matrimonial bureau has less dif- | ter me own heart." Mary--"But yez won't get it." 5 during the month 1 was away, Mary?" 'asked a matron. high spirits, but about a week ago he became less cheerful, and yesterday, 'ma' am, he was just miserable." in the prize cattle, and asked many questions. girl was standing at the open door of the farmhouse talking to the manager, there came the low, mournful note of & COW. the girl, "mewing for her colt." ly that corn stops hurting, then short- ly you lift ft right off with fingers. Truly! -- Mike, ye're a boy at: Mike--"Darlint!" 'How He Felt, "nia my husband appear to miss me "Well, ma'am, at first he was in very Pdor C¢ Cow." ~The seventeen: She immediately became interested One evening, just at dusk, ae the "Just ilsten to that poor cow," said Lift off Corns! ------ . Doesn't hurt a bit and Freezone * costs only a few cents. Doesn't 'hurt a bit! Drop a Tite "Freezone" on an aching corn, instant. Your druggist gells a tiny bottle of --FOXHOUN MJ. Ferns s out of every fo ar 5Y weje oma under po y i ante, _ Three New Y reins "MOTHER! ; : "California Syrup of Figs? Child's' Best Laxative. -daughter-of | ~~ a city man was visiting a farm for the first time. Accept "California" Syrup ot figs | only--look for the name California on the package, then you are sure your child is having the best and most harmless physic for the little stom. ach, liver and bowels. Children love its fruity taste. Full directions om each bottle. You 'must say "Call fornia" 9 er. the nen. master, who: was. | young children. There is no other | "Freezone" for a few cents, sufficient When a "shooting aa passes 'thwart the sky it leaves behind it a shining streamer. We do not notice the fact, but astronomers say that the streamer 'sometimes remains visible for fifteen minutes or more. : At first the streamer is a vivid green | or scarlet streak, Presently it as: sumes a. snaky form, becoming more serpentine . and irregular until it Belief | is entertained that the meteor leaves behind it a tube-shaped layer of highly heated.air, which expands and 4s finally: dissipated." The atmosphere -along its track is electrified by the "transit of the celestial projectile, and is thereby rendered brightly phos- t. Alr currents blow the out, 'producing the snaky ef- Bokding outs maga: thas she had . Seegped thin," He told ner sywpatheti- | cally, "'tis no 'wonder ye h | ma'am--end a grand race ye made of jit--with yerself near 'enough at the first of it to set yer little fut on the step, savin' only the width of a pig's of men in thim not to stop for ye. But that's how it is, ma'am, once folks do get bewitched with the word 'punctual.' Punctuality be hanged, says I, whin it interferes with politeness and the res- pect due a lady! Meself Would have held the 'train for ye a minut, and no- 'body the worse, the days whin I ran me ingine; but these new lads, they stick to the time-table, worse luck, and a fine nuisance' they make of thim- 'pselves. And thim well knowing there's not another train to Bantry the day! I'd not blame ye, ma'am, if ye writ a complaint" to" the management, 'Tis scandalous!" Although the traveller did not 'com- | plain, she #dmits that she found his roint of view consoling. Much to her amusepient, it was her fortune short- ly afterwards to hear. it emphatically echoed by -an old Irishwoman who, fear. They'd not be having the hearts | F medicine as good and the mother has' the: guarantee of a government ant that they are absolutely safe. "The Tablets are gold by medicine dealers | or by mail at 26 cents a box from The - Dr, Williams' Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont, ett mig. A Small Price. At last little Freddy was allowed to 'might be expected, for it works on a {very simple system. A prisoner in any 'jail in the kingdom may gain freedom and pardon by marrying one of the king's charges, and as many eagerly take advantage of the right as there I to remove every hard corn, soft corn, or corn between the toes, and the cal- uses, without soreness or irritation. available freedom-bringing maids, 1 Whether or not the man is already married is of no consequence, as one, wife is not the legal limit. visit grandpa all alone.' They were |. great friends, and had long waited for the great day. Freddy had the time of his life. Grandpa saw that he wanted for noth- ing. The small boy ate more cream buns in those three days than he would otherwise have done.in three years, while his pockets bulged all the time with sweets. But there comes an end to every- thing, and Freddy went home again, pdle yellow of complexion, and lan- guid and feverish. Mother promptly gent for the doctor, who ordered him to bed, and sent him some very un- pleasant, but doubtless healing, medi cine. Grandpa came next day and was per- mitted to creep upstairs to see how the sufferer was faring, He found Arion Plonser Dog Wemedios '100c DISEASES: ana: Sow » Zou ed Freo y Ade ar 118 West 81st Siceet. . New York, U.S.A, DANDERIN® FOR las , FALLING HAR 2 em ir For.a few cents You can savé your hair and double its beauty .. a ONLY TABLETS MARKED "BAYER" -ARE ASPIRIN Not Aspirin at All without the "Bayer Cross" loaded. with bundles and baskets and carrying a live duck, missed a frain much 'as she had done, except that the old woman's run was a waddle, and 'what a bystander picked-up for her was not a magazine but a squawking 'and flapping duck: The old woman turned upon those who had gathered about her an eye. of Tacredulous indig- nation. Ovservations made simultaneously from ions far apart have. 'proved : -the average mefeor when first is about eighty miles above the surface of the earth, and disappears from view at thirty miles. In 'other 'words, it travels fifty miles before thre atmospheric friction burns it up. This friction, it fs reckoned, rafges it AA perature. of something 8,000, I degrees, Ally sing of large "And the by that drives the {ngine 'wize, it has mo chance to reach our [Me awn son!" she proclaimed. "Black "planet, ; -| shame on him for desartin' and aban- ; Sr i donin' his mother, and him knowin' a So x well the thrain I was to take and the Si Her Idier, state of the ro'd and the lameness of - Dear and. young, here's the prayer I pray for you: -ould 'Maggie's foretut! 'Niver wud 1|° 'of new life and play the small' boy lying wan and pale on his pillow, but received a watery smile as a welcome, "Oh, grandpa," said the weak little voice, "I've been awfully bad--but it 'was worth it!" ---- -MONEY ORDERS, Remit by Dominion-Express Money Order. If-lost or stolen you get your money back, To stop falling hair at once and rid the scalp of every particle of dandruff, get a small bottle of delightful "Dan- derine" at any drug or toilet counter for a few cents, pour a little in your hand and rub it into the scalp. After several applications the hair usually stops: coming out and you can't find any dandruff. Help your hair grow strong, thick and long and become EokisSlonsy and twice as beautiful and package which contains complete di- rections. Then you are getting réal Aspirin--the genuine Adpirin pre. scribed by. ph rsicians for over nines teen years. Now made in Canada. Handy tin boxes containing 12 tab- Accept only "Bayer Tablets of [lots cost but a few cents. ruggists Aspirin" in an unbroken "Bayer"|also sell larger "Bayer" packages. Thexe is only one Aspirin--"Bayer'--~You mast say "Bayex" Aspirin is the trade mark (registered In Canada) of Baver Manufacture of Mono- aceticacidester. of Salieylicacld. + While it Is well known that Aspirin means Bayes manufacture, to assist the public against imitations, the Tablets of Bayer Company, will be stamped with their general trade mark, the "ayer Cross.' For Colds, Pain, Rheumatism, Ach- fmg Joints, Lumbago, Sciatica, Neu- ritis, and for Headache, Neuralgia, 'oothache, Earache, take Aspirin marked with the name "Bayer" you are not taking Aspirin at all. or . What Kiss Microbes Do. "You claim there are microbes in kisses? 'she asked the young doctor, , "There are," he said. "What disease do they bring?" ghe asked. : "Palpitation of the heart." have belleved that my b'y Thaddy could play his mother such a thrick!" 'Whist, woman, he couldn't help 'ons . Minard's Liniment: for sale everywhere Ree 3 ----n They 'hadn't been married very long | ~* and, strange to relate, both their birth. | | days: tell ou the. same. dase, "But al