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{what I was goin' to say." - carefully told the "circumstances "Sure," sald Pat, "ye took the very | words out of my mouth. That's Just -- ey His Sanity Established. A Philadelphia paper tells the story ;{ of two rival delegates at a political af dispute, ---- ie, Fie . MONEY. ORDERS, hint k for ad nt for and that ip and The Smileless One. Er a § Curious it is that we always con- effort put forward to Tajse sider solemnity and. the absence of all he moral Put it must be-forc-| BAY surprises and encounter of wits as v mind that warnings | @sential to the idea of the future life y the young, | of those whom Wwe thus deprive of half eos " s in ip eir faculties, and then call them "t blessed. 5 Shey re re mot impro There are not a few, who, even in this life, seem to be preparing them- selves for that smileless eternity to which they look forward, by banishing all gaiety from their hearts and ail Joyousness from their countenances. 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