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'that morals are relative by recalling Pe apes were dnormotsly tnterest-| one of the penalties of tribal peace, Let us pour life into the notion Co., Brockville, Ont. ------- Youth | Youth is not a time of life--it is a state of mind. . . It is a temper of ality of the imagination, 'a vigor of the emotions. It is a fresh- ness of the deep springs of life. Youth means a predominance of courage over timidity, of the appetite of ad- venture over love of ease. This often exists in a man of fifty more than in a boy of twenty. Nobody grows old by merely living ber of years. People grow old by deserting their ideals. . . . . "Whether seventy or sixteen, there is in every being's heart the love:of wonder, the amazement at the stars and the starlike things and thoughts, the undaunted challenge of events, the unfailing childlike appetite for what next, and the joy and the game of life. You are as young as your faith, as old as your doubt; as young as your self-confidence, as old as your fear; as young as your hope, as old as your despair. 'In the central place of your heart there is a wireless station. So long as it receives messages of beauty, 'Medicine + Jans buried alive their sick and their old, thinking it a kindly way of dls- posing of their waste. x "If," said an old Greek thinker, "you make a heap of all customs some- where considered sacred and moral, and then take from it all customs somewhere considered impious and immoral, nothing will remain." In substantiation of the argument that every vice was once a virtue, Will Durant says: ) "Primitive man ate like the mod- ern dog, because he did not know when his next meal would come, In- security is the mother of greed. Every vice was once a virtue, and 'may become respectable again, just as hatred becomes respectable in war- time." / : : In describing how the moral code has changed in the transition from the agricultural era to the industrial age, Mr. Durant writes: "The city offered every discourage: ment to marriage, while it provided every stimulus and facility for sex. Erotic development came as early as before, economic development later. That restraint upon desire which had been feasible and r ble under the agricultural regime, seemed now | m a difficult and unnatural thing in an industrial civilization that had post- poned marriage, for men, even to the; thirtieth year. Inevitably the flesh began to relLel. Chastity, which had been a virtue, be came a joke. Mod: esty disappeared. Men plumed them- selves upon the variety of their sins, 'while women called for a single stan. Gard. The old agricultural moral code fell to pieces and the urban world ceased to judge by it any more." . power from the earth, from men, and from the - infinite, so. long are you young."--Harris Dibble. BE There would be little traffic in ille- gal liquor if only criminals patronized it.--President Hoover. PRES Stuffed Monkey - Puzzle to Apes Professor's Curious Experi- ment is Related in Biology Review That apes ire religious and the be- ginnings of religion traceable even farther back in evolution than the first man, is the conclusion of rofessor A. L. Kroeber, distinguished anthrop- ologist of the University of California, expressed in a review of pre-human beginnings- of what we call culture communicated to the "Quarterly Re- view of Biology," edited by Professor Raymond Pearl. In"an experiment by Dr. Wolfgang Koeller, Professor Kroeber recounts, chimpanzees were seen to express what can be described only as awe; a feeling which he re- * gards as important, if not essential, "Theseats his home , x E the ocean lanes his streets < + « the ship his life and his love. He takes a float ing city along his three : thousand mile highway as you would walk the 'sidewalk, --A Cunard Captain : a tradition of the Seas. . . Sail Cunard! Book through The Robert Reford { Cay. Lim = in religion. 5 ial Wai So Bay ana © The awesome object was a rag-do Elgin oaks animal somewhat like a donkey but Risin 3477) or dey steamship obviously artificial, probably even to the untutored eye of a chimpanzee. This artificial animal had features in} common, the California anthropoligist | believes, with ghosts and spirits and weird idols and other ideas or objects associated with human religious ideas. Like them, the stuffed rag donkey did not occur in ordinary experience. It was conceived as both similar to living creatures and different from hope, cheer, grandeur, courage, and 'Diners ont who soup on the menu, showing that the romance which clings to the turtle is sufficient attraction to tempt the pat- ron. Mention of turtle brings visions of Lord Mayor's banquets on lordly style, wonders of plate and rare vint-. ages. However, to-day turtle is ob- tainable in the big markets and the fl. show a cargo of turtle be: ing placed on board RMS. Lady Nel son, Canadian National Steamships, at St. Lucia, Windward Islands, to be: taken to Northern markets for the delectation of delicate palates and such epicures as desire the rich flavor of the chelonian. v This is one of the instances of trade being developed by the new steamers YOUR. CHANCE Before the war, if a man did not have the money necessary to finance his college career, he remained olky of school until such time as he had amassed a sum sufficient to pay his expenses. But that meant the wast- ing of valuable years before he could embark upon his professional career. And with the constantly increasing cry for youth, from all sides, this system of gaining an education has undergone considerable change. Em- ployers demand youth and--educated youth. So that nov the average age | of first-year men is much lower than some years ago. And still more men' and women-are financing themselves each year. | It was in an endeavor to assist these men and women that the Bureau uf Appointments of the University of | Toronto was started some ten years | ago. Begun on a small scale, it has expanded until last year some 1,000 students were referred to employment. And still the demands for positions are increasing. It has been through ! the co-opeartion of graduates of the University that so many students have | been offered employment, which will enable them to continue their courses, By the very nature of the Bureau's contacts, the largest part of this em- ployment has been in the larger cen son frequent hotels and: | restaurants usually find "mock turtle" operating from Canadian Atlantic ports to Bermuda, the British West Indies and points in British Guiana and British Honduras. A Wonderful Opportunity : to Get Good Summer Help University Students Require Occupations of Many Kinds to Help Pay Their Way MAY BE HERE tres. And approximately one-half of the undergraduates come from 'the outlying districts, ~~ To the student who accepts employ- ment in a city when he might just as easily do so in his home town, the burden is especially heavy, as he must pay board and lodging before he can save for the coming year. In an endeavor to do away With thls waste the Bureau is drawing to the attention of those readers outside the largest cities the possibility of obtain- ing satisfactory assistance during the summer months and at the same time assisting some worthy student to his goal. The types of employment desired are legion and run all the way from farming, road work, mining, etc. for the men to domestic service of ail kinds for the women students. mobile driving, garage and service station work are also urgently re- quired, as are clerical and other posi- tions of like nature. Any person who can offer a sum- mer's employment of any nature what- soever is asked to write to the Direc tor, Bureau of Appointments, Univer- AsEasyas ABC "It's all a matter o' practice, sir," the caddie assured me lately when I was playing what I hoped was golf and when the ball had not gone where I intended it to go. "After a bit, it'll all come as easy as kiss me 'and," I did not pause to assure him that I should have found it by no n.eans easy to kiss his hand; but the ABC of golf I found even mers difficult than that. 3 Unable to profit by experience; however, I continued to look for other ABC's of other worlds that I feel must be there for me to conquer. It was in this spirit that I recently set out to learn to drive a motor-car. It must, I told myself, be easy since even the most foolish of my friends can do it. + « « Consequently, I arranged to take a course of lessons and ossessed my- self of a book, Motoring Without Trouble: The Owner-Driver's A B C, which I took home. I spent the even- ing reading it--reading and re-read- ing such sentences as: "To bring this about the pision is connected with a cranked shaft, the crank-pin of which them. "A dummy donkey with but- ? Professor Kroeber writes, 132 yee 3 ire to a chim- ed but thoroughly respaetful, an atti- tude quite different from thse shown is out of line with the shaft itself, by sity of Toronto, 43 St. George St. Toronto, 5. We believe we can fill any requir ments with industrious, willing, teous and happy men and women. means of a conneeting-rod, K, Fig. | The connecting-rod is hinged to the piston by the guigeon-pin or wrist- pin bearing, L, F.g. 5, and to the crank-pin by the big-end bearing, M, Fig. 5," and "The front end of the crankshaft is fitted with a pinion- wheel, 0, Fig. 5--a tooth:d wheel-- and the meshes with a gear-wheel at- tached to the end of the camshaft, P, Fig. 5, the latter being double the size of the former so that its speed is only one-half that of the crank- shaft." .. .As 1"lay in bed that night, camshafts and crank-shafts kept revolving in my head, making a noise like a Grand National of milk- carts, and I began to wonder whether 1 was going to find the ABC of motor- ing quite so easy as it had seemed if the Strand.--Robert Lynd, in "The Green Man." cred i NO DISPARITY Farmer Giles had married once again, and all the village were talking of it. It was known that the farmer's bride was some forty years younger than her husband, and, according to the villagers' upbringing, this was not right. ? Eventually the rumor got to the ears of Giles himself through a very intimate friend, - * "Everyone's talking about ye," be- the friend. "They're a-sayin' ye fag uo right to marry so young a lass as ye did. The disparity is too " : F eDou't you believe it" retorted. the farmer. "As a matter o' fact, there's no disparity at all, for every time I '| to say | this rain up $4 for a rainy day, and this is the first opportunity I've had to spend it." If creditors believed im signs The sign for which my fond heart dress because there was no other ic] | woman in the community trying to ~] | outdress her. | ing-out parties on the beaches. '| folks are doing than what they are '| doing themselves. ¥ mother asked if he could repeat the on wi LAUGHTER) APRIL FPOLISHNESS : 'Husband: "What? You don't mean you are going shopping in all "es Wife: "Of course, am. I've saved SIGNS 'We'd get a lot of thrills, "pines Is this: "Please Post No Bills!" Eve was satisfied with a fig-leat Soon the girls will be holding com- Most people worry more about what Little Tommy accompanied his father to church one cold Sabbath n and upon their return his m'nister's text. "Course I can," replied Tommy. Getting up and rubbing his hands to- gether, he said: "Many are cold but few are frozen." When all the world has got a cold, as we remark to Mollie, this good-bye kisst should be left for warmer days, by golly. THE KISSING QUESTION "What about a little kiss, Little miss? What about a little kiss? (The night is like a dream) "What about a little kiss, Lovely miss? What about a little kiss?" (Silence reigns supreme) "What about a little kiss, Darling miss? What about a littie kiss?" (Stillness like a pall) "SWhat-about a little kiss? What's amiss? What about a little kiss? (No response at all) "What about a little kiss? What about a little kiss? "Are you deaf, my dove?" Then the rascal whispered "Are you crippled, love?" (Moon and stars above) Classified Ad.: College widow with six children would like to marry old grad with five and a football this, RED ROSE ORANGE Bulgaria's King King Boris a Mechanic in His Spare Time; Botanist, Zoologist and Engi- neer as Well Sofla--King Boris of Bulgaria, the world's only bachelor sovereign, ap- parently is going to marry Princess Giovanna of Italy, and it is even pre- dicted that the wedding will take place in Sofia this spring. Boris is 26 years old and Giovanna is 21. As kings go nowadays, Boris is a relatively poor man, His salary is only $43,000 a year and gives half of it to charity. However, he will be able to give his bride not only a part of his throme, but half-a dozen palaces in different parts of Bulgaria. It is understood also that the Bulgar- ian Government will give the king a substantial increase in his civil lists when ie marries to enable him to keep his bride in a style suited to the dignity and taste of a queen. Boris's bride will receive as a wed- ding gift from Boris a full-fledged menagerie of elephants, lions, tigers, buffaloes and other animals, as well as the finest and largest collection of butterflies and rare insects in Europe, several huge conservatories of flowers, a narrow-gauge railroad (which enriches the palace grounds in Varnia, near Sofia), several Ameri- can automobiles, and such crown jewels as Boris was able to save out of the post-armistice wreckage of his country when Czar Ferdinand, his father, fled abroad. Boris's intellectual qualities and versatility are far above those of the average monarch, He not only knows all about ruling a country, but is a first-class engineer, zoologist, botanist, bibliophile, and a great authority on natural history. He is also a brilliant linguist, speaking Fernch, German, Russian, Bulgarian, Turkish, English, Italian and Albanian. More than that, Hig Majesty Is a lover of 'music and something of a genius in mechanical matters. He is| a licensed locomotive engineer and chauffeur, and has a passion for the The poor girl with a face only a mother could love is out of luck if she's an orphan. Perhaps you have noticed that the | penitentiaries are full of fellows who | work hard--to escape honest toil. | Ea | She only a physician's daugh-| ter, t she sent the blood surgin' through your veins. Whenever medical science finds a} \ rood cure for one disease two others spring] up in its place. Smile! It is the spark that fires the welcome warmth of those of hard approach. Watch your step or you may lose your sole. A chap has obtained a patent on an automobile driven from the rear seat. Nothing new about that in our family. -------- mene Minard"s Liniment prevents Flu. 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