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: Jo had ever played golf. . will suffer as a result. visit "the Arlington Cemetery, Wash. , D.C, In one year, and that! 118% others are just . dying to go "there. A When one's stomach fs full his, head might as well be empty 4o far as get- | ting any work out of it 1s concerned. 'Said one banker to another: "Have you any outside interests?" t | ir Young Real Estate Agent-- "Could 1 interest you in Culver City?" Susceptible--"Lady, you cotild in-' terest me anywhere." ! . When a Scotchman casts his bread Spey the waters he wears a bathing sul If a young father thinks his kid the smartest ever he may be uncommonly 'modest, but more probably he is a "lar. People who are always looking for a pull might 'do better by trying a little! push of their own. Mother--""When I was a girl, I wore petticoats." Daugliter (wearily) --'"Yes, and even then boys would be boys." There are two kinds of rum runners ~those running with it and those run-| ning to get it. Petting, we are reliably informed, is just a little light pastime that shines in the dark. 'The original owner of the skeleton found with its legs wrapped around its neck must have died suddenly while trying to dress in an upper berth. "I'm giving the little girl a big hand," said a papa "as he took his' daughter over his knee. i A woman's mouth is generally com: pared to a rosebud, but a rosebud is' usually closed. nee He--"It's a cinch nowadays to get married." Her--"What do you mean, 'cinch'? Him--"Well, all you got to do is find a bigger fool than yourself." | She--"Then how is it you're single?" Red Label Tea 1.1b. 60c. 15,.1b. 30c RED ROSE 2 Japan Green Tea 1-1b. 70c Y5-1b. 35¢ RED ROSE Orange Pekoe 1.1b. 85¢ Y,:1b. 43c You can now buy from your grocer at the reduced prices the Red Rose Tea he has in stock. We refund to the grocer the drop in the price, we bear the loss. T. H, ESTABROOKS CO. LIMITED Toronto, Ontario i endanger, It human life. The forest is very lovely at the, The Fool With a Match dawn of spring. It should be free to' all who care to seek it, but if Its an- The action of Nova Scotia in closing nual slaughter goes on, as it has 'been her forests for a month except on'going for years at the hands of those , Special permit issued in emergencies who should be its protectors, the Gov-, #® drastic, but in the opinion of the ernments of all the provinces ~ will authorities no doubt justified. Forest | have to follow Nova Scotia's example. fires are buyning at several points. So' There are manifestly many people far no lives have been lost, although who cannot be trusted in the woods the people of one town have had a in springtime. It may be necessary Very narrow escape, to keep all people out until the danger This is the danger period lu every De past because of their criminal folly. not actually destroy, Canadian forest from occan to ocean. --Montreal Star. | Cumbered with the waste of the past, mel i em GENIUS year, not yet protected by the new lush growth of early summer, millions Men of genius need a special kind of acres are at the mercy of any | of woman to help them in their strenu-| chance spark that will spell disaster. ous lives, She is rarely one of the Once started, there is nothing save ! dazzling, conquering kind, but is rath- | heavy rain that will stop the destruc- er the little brown-bird type, gentle,' tion; and often the rain does not helpful, cheering, with much of the' come. | mother-love mingling with the deeper The very great majority of forest ties for the brilliant, wayward man fires are the result of 'heer careless- she both wives and mothers, and Who ness on somebody's part. Every Gev- 50 often Is in her eyes but a big gifted ' ernment ih the country spends for- child to be humored, petted, cherish- tunes on fire profection. Our forests © are patrolled, regulations are nailed on thousands of trees and buildings | TRUST AND STRIVE across the country, and yet one fool . Let no man presume that he can see with 44 match can undo the work of prospectively into the ways of Pro-| years, ruin irreparably not only miles vidence! His part is to contemplate x nineteen | Vancouver cows have bacome the and Japan. Columbia port. Scientific refrigeration dian Pacific fleet plying between Vancouver and the Orient is half the secret "of the success of this long distance delivery of fresh milk; is the quality of the product from the Bronksbank Laboratories certified milk farm. Carrying milk, as fresh as when it came from the cow, from Vancou- | ver to Shanghal, a distance of 5,419 miles, is a big job and even the speedy | Empress of Canada took 14 days to | Yokolrma and Kobe en rou W. F. Jones, | ment and attention as the chiid's moth er ng of the careful grooming and spot! People e "All Nerves" What to Do if if You Find Your- self in This Condition. | The sort of thing that specialists, call nervous debility is the run- down | condition caused by over-work and! household worries. The sufferers find | themselves tired, low-spirited and un- 'able to keep their mind on anything. | Any sudden noise startles and sets the | heart palpitating violently. They can- not sleep well at night; their hands | tremble and legs seem unable to sup-! port them, pitiable. Doctoring the nerves with sedatives is a terrible mistake. The only real | nerve tonic is a supply of good red! blood. Therefore the treatment for nervousness and run-down health Is | Dr. Williams'. Pink Pills, which { promptly = build up and enrich the blood. The revived appetite, the strengthened nerves, improved spirits and new strength which come after a course of these pills will delight every sufferer. You can get these pills from any medicine dealer or by mail at 50 cents a box from The Dr. cine Co., Brockville, Ont. mrem--. Such a condition is indeed London Men's Clothing Sparkles With Color | Dress reformers are continually call It was the first time the baseball! of forest but in some cases the very them in the past, and trust In them ing for drastic changes in the garb of | He hit | me straight down the fairway, then ghouted, "Which way do I run?" "It is dangerous to kiss girls who are reducing because their resistance is low," says a noted dentist. And, we might add, it is even more dangerous to kiss a girl whose resistance is high. Teacher--"Now, Tommy, if I take a potato, cut it In half, then in quarters, find then in halves again, what shall I have?" Tommy--*"Chips, Miss Clark." One nmniust possess a reasonable amount of money if he is to retain pos- Bession of his 'own soul. "Don't expect to be slow pay unless You are well to do or your reputation He--'Before 1 was married I could Jhave kissed you to death, Now I wish | I had." He is indeed a poor fish who never knows when to keep his mouth shut. r--i-------- ' The Naval Conference Baturday Review (London); The pbsequies of the Naval Conference have taken place, the valedictory ad- {dresses have been delivered, and Mr. cDonald has affixed his signature to the death certificate with a golden . These facts, at least, admit of 10 dispute, but as to the interpretation be put upon them, there is a wide- gpread diversity of opinion. The nds of the Government would have believe that a great step forward 8 been taken; but whether that step 48 in the direction of universal disarm- ment, or of another war, time alone show. Of one event, at any ra e can be no doubt, and it Is Conference has not achieved expected of it. ; Simmel BL TUS rite 2d boon I. on the bud- at plan, At the ond of each month and her husband would go over accounts together. Every once The newest vessel to be put on this service has just been launched in ground on which the forest stood, and for ihe future.---Southey. | New Vessel Soon to Sail Noted Inside Passage The Inside Passage along the coast of British Columbia where the ship runs north to Alaska for five hundred miles between rugged fslands and a mountainous mainland has a reputation among mariners that is world wide. No coasts, they say, except those of New Zealand and some parts of Norway, wn for its great flords, match this stretch of seaboard in majesty of ory. There is only one short gap during the whole length of the voyage where the vessel is open to the full sweep of the Pacific, The rest of the time the great islands intervene and to all intents the boat is sailing along an inland sea, It is quiet and peaceful. The shore is only a stone's 'throw away. The smell of fir trees in the alr mingles with that of sea water. England. The Prince Henry will sall through the Panama Canal to join the Canadian National Steamships fleet in June and will make her first salling' © 'northward on July 3. The Prince Rupert and Prince George are already on' the run and are known to the thousands of tourists who make the Journey! from Vancouver, or Prince Rupert north to Skagway, Alaska, and the Yukon every summer, Two other mew ships for the Canadian National Pacific Coast Service, the Prince Robert and the Prince David, are now under con men but, according to "The London | Sunday Dispatch," men's shops are | every bit as colorful as those which |; cater to women. In the West End the outfitters, in fact, threaten to outdo the women's fashion shops. A Regent Street shop displays gift boxes of orange-colored shirts and lemon-yellow pyjama suits. | Silk dressing gowns, in elaborate patterned Paisley designs, are as bright hued as a summer flower gar den. Rich delphinium blue, dahlia color, royal blue, claret, orange, and sapphire shades, as well as brown and vermilion, form striking patterns. | Wide girdles of heavy silk cord lav- ishly tasselled finish off these robes. 'The newest ties for men are of daz- zle and searchlight patterns and slant. | ing shadow designs. Brown shadows, strongly defined, distinguish raspber-, ry pink ties, and blues and reds have sharp shadows of contrasting colors. Handkerchiefs match these. The winter sport-goer wil! be a, cheerful-looking person when he dons his skis One of the latest jumpers for, his holiday is a vivid orange one, de- corated with great black clubs, and a two-color tam-o'-shanter in black and orange too. "For decades it has been an unwrit- | ten law that no main will tolerate elas- | tic to support any garments but his | socks," said a West End outfitter. 'This bogey has suddenly been swept aside "In the smartest men's outfitting es- tablishments underciothing is now supported by elastic waistbands in- stead of by tapes.' "Pyjamas, too, are not only fitted | with elastic at the Hips but are made to méasure and shaped fo as to make a perfect fit." Slowguy: "How do you manage to J Ysa's girl when her chaperon is right by?" Fastchap: "Why, kiss the * chapgion. first." 'Little things ie ug unhappy, 2 men will persist in marrying them. en rs iMinard's Shecks Falling Hale, : Fresh certified milk is now being carried from Vancouver to the furthest ends of the earth, since New York, Montreal, Australia, America and London, England, have already been supplied from the British, manager and proprietor of the Brooksbank L Aboratories. is a theory that the cow which feeds the child has a right to the same treal- | Williams' Medi- | only the sickly baby who cries. well child is- laughing and happy. not delay in looking for the trouble. pation and indigestion; break up colds tul sleep. They will make Baby happy and keep him happy. They are sold by medicine dealers or by mail at 26 cents a box from The Dr. Williams" Medicine Co., Brockville, Ont. Wma BELIES South 1 will not doubt, though ali my pray- ers return Unanswered from the realm above; 1 will believe it is an all-wise love Which has refused these things for which 1 yearn; And though at times I cannot keep from grieving, the pure ardour of my fixed believing, Undimmed, shall burn. --Robertson Nicoll. er, and above lay-out will show some- r-- ess cleanliness of stables and animals, | Campers Carry Minard's. foster mothers of children in China on the big white liners of the Cana- still white the other half turn the trick, counting in stops at te. "ale Yet el : A DRAMA Irish Finance | { Man carries under his hat a private Dublin Weekly Irish Times. Since theatre, wherein a gror.er drama is the eswablishment of the Free State| acted than ever performed on the Mr, Blythe (Finance Minister) seoms | mimic stage, beginning und ending in ! to have been working on the assump- eternity. --Carlyle. tion that British standards still ap-| -- a} plied tq, this country. He has tried; Personality and intelligence are to maintain these standards In respect rated by experts as being more Im- ot social services, and he has been| portant than mere good looks in girls ! forced to tax the people according to| who wish to take up a business career. | the same standards. The time has Nurses Wanted come now when a change ought to be' | made. Mr. Blythe ought to tell the | people frankly that they cannot have things both ways, Agriculture and The woronto Hospital. for Tucurables, | industry generally must get some i in_affllation with eve, and Allard ospitals, New ", or] y, offers a ree measure of relief, which can be given oo oar Coy OF aE any | to them gnly at the loss of social ser-| Women, having the required education. and desirous of becoming nurses. Th vices In Great Britain Mr. Snowden BB a in is determined to move in precisely g The pupils receive uniforms of the opposite direction by increasing the Sohool, a monthly allowance and travelling expenses to and fi Ne the cost of social services. In the Yorx For further partionlars Write or case of the Free State, however, no t. such luxuries are possible. Mr! apply to the Superintenden Blythe must cut his coat rigidly ac- cording to his cloth, and the quantity 75" of TOTAL FARES Hopital of material at his disporal is becom: ing perilously meagre : | Tips For Sports Writers | The second baseman couldn't catch ja cold in Siberia. ADVANCED The umpire was blinder than an HEE earthworm in a London fog. The home team got more runs than BRITISHERS 2 bait of silk stockings in a bramble in Canada may now bring atch, . py The game was tighter than a Pull forward their Families, Relatives and Friends on Easy Terms. man car window The well child § Toon not ery - = 1Itls The the stomach and bowels banish consti. and simple fevers and promote health- Baby's cry of distress is his way of | telling the mother or nurse that he is ill. 'Therefore, it your baby cries do Baby's Own Tablets are a safe and efficient remedy for childhood ail ments. They are a mild but thorough laxative which through their action on a Seedy (reading) , Hank, what's For full details apply:-- er haberdasher? Hank--What, don't ok A CAMERON, J shot 2 jupt. Colon'zation yer know wot er haberJasher it? canals gr BI Li A Didn't yer ever have no learnin'? A BRITISH haberdasher {s er man wid a habit of REUNION ASSOCIATION dashin' sbomt- | It's a wise crack father. DO YOU SUFFER FROM | Was Weak, Skinny Gained 22 Lbs." "an er baby was hort 'n CONSTIPATION? A abr Since taki ng Countless remedies are advertised Ironized Yeast feel fir for constipation, Many relieve for Gained 22 .1bs.,"--Mrs, Laura Benoit, Thousands write new the moment but they are habit form- ing and must be continued. Others contain calomel and dangerous min- [ronized Yeast adds 5 to 16 Ibs. in . 6 sod © a : eral drugs, which remain in the sys= (3 weeks. Ugly hollows fill out. Bony ning jo never think Taen ivi tem, settle in the joints and cause limbs get graceful roundness. Muddy the day without taking them. . aches and pains. Some are harsh !skin gets clear and rosy like magic. I w okt, oi oy cdht, w chat 119 pounds, purgatives which cramp and gripe | Nervousness, Indigestion, constipa of we." iY Sustmad w XT) proud and leave a depressed after effect. | tion vanish overnight. Sound sleep. riginn ett oo fle bo wrpuction; Avoid lubricating oils which only Inew pep from very first day. | To preserve your wouthpui charm you must grease the intestines and encourage Two great tomics in ona--specia! Priserve your beat. Charm and beauty any nature's machinery to become lazy, weight-building ~~ Malt Yeast and wigoir. All will ba yours if you pin your faith in A purely vegetable laxative such |strengthening Iron. Pleasant little te "iittis duily dimeful." Start to-morrow, and as Carter's Little Liver Pills, gently |tablets. Far stronger than unmedi you ill feel Years Vounye: Letpre you Se. mang touches the liver, bile starts to flow, |cated yeast. Results in % time. NO Kenschen salts 1s obtainable ab drug and the Jowels move gently, She intestines yeasty taste, no gas. department stores in Canada at Tic. 8 both are thoroughly cleansed an constipa- So quit being Kinny." tired, un ttle contd aihe enough to last "or 'orb tion poisons pass away. The stomach, attrac oe Get Irony Yeast ho Woatie--go0d Bealth lor Waliwent v davi liver and bowels are now active and gruggist today. Feel great tomor the system enjoys a real tonic effect. | row, Money back from manufacturer All Sruggints 25¢ and 75¢ red pkgs. When Food Sours if not delighted with quick results. About two nours after eating many Deople suffer from sour stomachs. call. it. Indigestion. It means that harmless. It has remained the stand- ard with physicians in the 60 years since its invention, : It is the quigk method. Regults the stomach nerves' have been over-| come almost instantly. It fs the ap-' stimulated, There is excess acid, "The | proved method, You will never ue way to correct it ls with an alkali, ! another when you know. which neutralizes many times its vol-| Be sure to get the genuine Phillips' ume in acid. Milk of Magnesia prescribed by physi: The right way is Phillips' Milk of cians for 50 years in correcting excess Magnesia--just a tasteless dose In acids. Each bottle contains full direc- water. It Is pleasant, efficient and' tions--any drugstore, 4 AR knows its own "After Baby Camz | | She looks 20 ry 1 have taken Kruschen Salts for 7 yea an v LE COMB WHITE LE w etl ou I We oeen hatchi | Poultry ying Bratton Ohta: "TRENT V Qrlcks, + amas bon folder be 1) Moi | wuy their is breeding "tells in -- early and Trent Electric Hatenory, Trenton, CHICKS 20 Famous Breeds to choose from. 1 i Fabia gor free Shick Satalog; 1t has Fssexifachery A Hox 207-wW, ----eeee eter ------ FIVE D.C. MOTORS Yar 1, 14, 4 and 8 Horsepower, all In good condition. Cheap for Immediate sale. H. Watkins, 73 Adelalde Street West. Toronto. NERVES ALL SHOT NOW "Chet, Trond a FEEL or es Bessa, FINE®: upp jnticenioh hd ADRES A BABY REMEDY APPROVED BY DOCTORS FOR QOUC CONSTIPATION. DIARRHEA . * First-Aid For all pains and aches, foot troubles, cuts and 'bruises, or general massaging purposes, Minard's simply can't be beaten. hi TY = SE ETT READ OF A CASE LIKE HER OWN Decided to take Lydia E. Pinkham's Vegetable Compound Moncton, New Brunswick--'Before . my last baby was born I was very weak, nervous and dis- "TISSUE No. 21--30