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. concert on Tuesday evening, March He has been unwell and will have to PERSONAL ST. PATRICK'S SUPPER St. John's Presbyterian Church will hold their St. Patrick's Supper and 17th. Keep the date open. He has been unwell and wil lhave to undergo an operation. We hope that he will soon regain his health. Mr. Thos. Beare is ill with pneu- monia at time of writing. His friends have been anxious as to his recovery. Mrs. R. T. Richards will be at home on March 12th and 13th from 4 to 6 o'clock, each day. ADVICE. The Cheapest Thing in the] From the P. P. H. S. Paper, con- 11 am.~N. T. Portraits of Jesus.' World. Hear "Take My Advice" a|tributed by Iva Reynolds, Fourth 6. The Book of Revelation. | play to be given under the auspices| pom, 2.30 p.m.--Sabbath School. of the United Church. Watch for date and further announcement. The Bell Ringers are coming to School Notes A LITTLE GRAMMAR LESSON FOR THOSE WHO HAVE FOR- GOTTEN A the street. She is of course feminine. dative. are plural, You walk in and sit down. brother is an indefinite article. objective. father becomes present. tense and you become past participle. coor ---- THE ABSENT-MINDED TIGER You see a pretty girl walking down If she is singular, you are nominative. You walk across to her and become If she is not Objective you You walk home together and her mother becomes accusative. Her little You talk of the future and she becomes You kiss her and her 2 Things are THE PORT PERRY STAR Then guiltily, so sure that he'd Of some close kin bereft it, He hid his face behind a rock, And walked away and left it. RINK NEWS Skating on Friday night of this week, March 6th, instead of Wednes-' day night. Band in attendance. | rr ER Pe ST. JOHN'S PRESBYTERIAN CHURCH Rev. E. E. Annand, B. A., Minister 11 a.m.--Morning Service. 7 p.m.--Evening Service. BREADALBANE CHURCH, UTICA Service at 2.30 p.m. | PORT TERRY UNITED CHURCH " Prince Albert-- 1.45 p.m.--Sabbath School. Sunday, March 8th-- ! A 7 p.m.--The Prodigal"s Reception. an pen letter to Mc! hilin i71-Buick owners | : 5 | town. See page eight for particulars. : 5 PROF 3 p.m.--Worship Service. i . a Told by Harra McSnort to LeRoy cd @-- Snell. CHURCH OF THE ASCENSION | Cat Fish with h Nine There was an absent-minded prof, } p.m.--Sunday School. { A tiger of Skidoodle, 7 p.m--Evening Service. Lives Friday, 7.45 p.m.--Lenten Service. At high class hotels "The guest is always right," even if he is not quite Who taught a tiger jungle sghool And thought things with his noodle. ---- -- re FOR SALE OR FOR RENT or iy reasonable, but guests of Lake So absent-minded was the prof, 200 acres 70 acres under cultivation, - Scugog, who come to fish, are always He caused no end of worry. balance wood and pasture Good wrong when they make a complaint.| He'd on 1 his tail behind Tad i The seply published in the Star of es enn buildings, abundance of water, fall February 26th, is a sample of what 4 . plowing completed. Apply to Mrs. those who protest against waste of | And once (you'll hardly credit this) | Julianna Dewey, R.R.2 Seagrave, Ont. water and unnecessary lowering of | when he was feeling merry -- Ja _-- the water, which results in death of He at ter T th 1 WANTED fish and loss of fish spawn, have re- e ale some water from 2 poo 2 ' ceived for the last thirty years, and| And drank a missionary. Wanted to exchange two brick will continue to receive for the next ie Ls houses for farm and stock. Apply to : 4 1.) B sten wh thirty years, until a dam is built Pa, listen hile 1 wi you of Mike Fetchichshen, 291 St. Julien St., further up the river, that is, nearer to e tiger's great drama-- Oshawa mar 12 Lake Scugog, for the definite purpose | For absent-minded stunts it wins, 2 " of conserving its waters. Properly| The tailored fur pajama. TT I conserved, Scugog would be sie ii One day, when pangs of hunger came GEN ame fish tter h v ayy § v . ogg J Mattar 10W many Neve As in his lair he brooded, WHEN BET TER AU MOBILES ARE BUILT MOTORS So long as we depend on Lindsay | He saw a leg and tail with stripes, Your Eyes A GENERAL MOTORS VALUE dam and locks, just so long will our| And wondered who'd intruded. - ~ fishing continue to be depleted: just . : : C so long will we be informed that there Quite absent-mindedly he bit, once gone, can never be replaced. is no waste, no leak, thatthe water | And soon the bite repeating, Eyesight is the most precious of M13-30 WII i Uli D HEM is just exactly at the level it should| He ate a hearty meal, nor guessed our senses. If you suspect any B x he: Sst Providense could not jmprove His own self he was eating. trouble, consult us. TT Em es hin a g Toned has| He howled with pain between each ¥. E. LUKE & SON LOCAL BANK MANAGER TAKES man with a family and will require FARM FOR RENT TO RENT Scugog water installed in his laundry, bite, he ' A REST a suitable house and if you have one|- 97 acres splendid loam at Oshawa| 9 acres, suitable for market garden, knows that, at this season of the year, | Which naturally piqued him, Optometrist Mr °C. Hutehoson has-been al to lease you had better let Mr.| Harbour, good buildings, fall plowing 6 roomed frame cottage, good stable, the ater Ym the tap stinks, par-| pou; se he never liked to eat 163-167 Yonge St. Toronto yy Jiches . Hutcheson know. ° done, new seeds, Possession April 1,| and outbuildings, % mile from Port ticularly the hot tap, and a bath in The welsv type of Vieth lowed a Special Leave of Absence for, . 1931. Apply to G. D. Conant, Oshawa. Perry. $15.00 month. Apply to Mrs. Scugog water is no longer sanitary, eno ype of victim. (Up-stairs, opposite Simpson's) three months at the end of which MYRTLE - . ia 1 P To F Lamb, 29 Queen St., Lindsa : even though the hardy Lindsay people | But still he ate and ate and ate-- time he is granted a furlough. of Mrs. (Rev.) Merriam is holidaying | PT : ' o " 3 drink it as a beverage. Some Spring| In spite of howls abusive-- er ET : E rong with her mother and other relatives ttre YP march 26 we hope there will be enough dead fish Gall ho Val consurhed Te T NOTICE TO CREDITORS twelve months and when this has ex- ..; Belleville. NOTICE TO CREDITORS to start an epidemic in Lindsay, and| Nt! n¢ had consumed Ame In the Estate of Nelson James Gilroy, | pied Mr. Hutcheson will have reached | Mr. and Mrs. Edward McCullough, | In the matter of the Estate of Eva then perhaps something will be done | From tail to neck, inclusive. late of the Township of Reach, in the| tho pension age and will retire on of Epsom, visited relatives here last| Leask, late of the Village of Port Tenders Wanted tod fein to Tow wer, "Th mut when he came upon his face-- | Coty of, Grane tamer, decom pruion, me ret water amis, mT Tat, Coa For contruction of a one dla e meantime, we can say * -bye"" re 5 Ngvice 13 P ' y severe epidemic of colds, accom- Widow, d or construction of a one 8- to muskallonge and content ourselves Be paused 2 Jonstentations, | the Trustees Act, that all creditors Me B, Hayes, at present manager .,,iaq by nose bleeding, is quite] Notice is hereby So. pursuant to| room school with basement, for with catfish 'with nine Hives. "Ive seen that face eiore, he said. |and others having claims against the|at Penetanguishene will take the; prevalent here just now. the provisians of The Trustee Act,| School Section, No. 9, Reach Town- G. HUTCHESON. 'I've eaten a relation. ; above-named Nelson James Sire, management of the Branch on March Dairy farmers 1 have been busy of | R.S.0., 1927, Chap. 150, Sec. 51, that ship Lowest oF ay tender not { ceased, ied on or abou el 15th. Mr. Hi W ith th _ | late getting in their ice supply, from] all creditors and others having claims 4 ; Ninth day of October A.D. 1930, are]. gk ot the time its Po Siar Johnson Bros., who have been cutting | against the estate of the phish Eva | necessarily accepted. Tenders to be required to send forthwith to the|"& e D! at Mud Lake. Leask, who died on or'about the 30th] in the hands of the undersigned by 6 - undersigned, solicitors for the Victoria | by the Standard 4nd when the Stand- |" A number from here attended the|day of January, A.D. 1931, are re-| p.m., on Saturday, March 14th, 1981 x = Trust and Saving Company, Admini-| ard Bank was in turn amalgamated | play which was given in Ashburn, on | quired on or before the 4th day of Plans and cif ti be Sirators Jz the ssiate =, the said| with the Bank of Commerce, Mr. | Tuesday night. A good time is re-| April A.D. 1931, to send by post OOH. AL oD New om 3a Nebon Juncs" Gilroy, the bAmEt | Hayes went with It. We hear very | Ported bY ll (prepaid) or deliver o he under, een ot Setrtarys home, lot 16, con : ticulars i iti i good advance reports of this gentle- CARD OF THANKS signed Soliejtor Jor the EXecitorg of | 5, Reach Towns? [ (a Ea particulars in writing verified upon M d M J. C. Mill df the estate of the said deceased, their ALONZO WILLIAMS, a Ld : outh, of their claims and of the se-| man and think Port Perry is lucky [Hr ARC URS: Jo th Ho oF An ia. | christian names and surnames, ad- Seoretary. od | TN % curity (if any) held by them. in getting a worthy successor to Mr. y 8 P BDPreCiA-| jrosses and descriptions, with full : & I pi al And Take Notice that after th : tion the kind expressions of sympathy 3 2 eh Phone 198 r 6, Port Perry, R.R.1 Toenty- fost day of Mereh AD. 1081 | Hutcheson, who has been associated | extended to them in the loss of their pargiculars i of their claims : : ® hii I] the said Administrator will proceed with Banking in Port Perry for so | daughter and sister. the Ra oh on ao DIED N LORRY if to distribute the assets of the de-|many years, having come here in May, SCHOOL NEWS held by them, duly verified, and that McKENZIE--In Oshawa, on Satur. ceased among those entitled thereto,| 1888, as junior in the old Western| Everyone enjoyed the Literary|after such last mentioned date, the| 4,, ' c having regard only to the claims of | Bank, in the service of which he had | meeting held last Friday. There were|said Executors will proceed dis-| £2: brumry 29th, 1931, Frederick which it shall then have notice, and| oii foi in September, 1887. several enjoyable numbers. Mr. | tribute the assets of the said deceased | George, beloved son of Mrs. Jessie will not be liable to any person of : Pp & ' Farmer's talk on "the value of read-| among the persons entitled thereto,| McKenzie, and the late Frederick G. whose claims notice has not then been n 1898 he succebded William Me- | ing" was much appreciated by the| having regard only to the claims of | McKenzie, in his 12th year received, Gill, as manager. In 1909 the West- | whole school. Two boys demonstrated | which they shall then have notice, ! Ai : Died at Lindsay this Twelfth day} ern Bank was absorbed by the Stand- | an S¥periment % Drove Hist the blood gud that the said executors will not } of February A.D. y _| goes to the head when thinking. e able to any person or perso f | : FROST & FROST, ° ER i Meson won subject lay sirapped fo 8 peretly Whose dgim notice shall pies "have J: A. HETHERINGTON emple Building, Lindsay, Ont., f ¥ alanced plank. ental arithmetic | been receiv: them at the time of actor Drugless Ther: Solicitors for Administrator. | Was appointed manager at Oshawa, a | tests were given to him and when he | such distribution. eo Shizope and apist March 12. position from which he resigned to re- | received an especially hard one, his| Dated at Pai. Perey this 2nd day 34 Wolverleigh Blvd, Toronto = turn to Port Perrylin the summer of | head pushed down a little bell Which of March"A.D. Phone Hargrave 0090 P ize Y 1921 and which he retained till 'the | "228: ING. W. CROZIER, PORT PERR atronize our ' Many complimentary remarks were| Solicitor for Andrew T. Clark, 19 IN Y . % Standard Bank was'amalgamated with [heard about the choruses and so: Glencairn Ave., Toronto, and James Tuesday and Saturday Local Dairy-- USE the Bank of Commerce in 1928, and | rendered by.the High School pupils| A. Mathers, M.D. Port Perry, Ex- Th N. in June 1929, when the two offices |at the concert last week. The -able|ecutors of the said Estate. 10 to 12 am. Phone 268 e/New ° ° were joined Mr. Hutcheson received Zork of Nom Saniy 18 cheer leader 1 S1 e the managership of the combined | Tne High School girls are not so O | D S M oO Bl | bE offices and moved across to the Bank Fre now that hey want to be ac- 9 of Commerce building. The Star is tresses when they grow up.Concert ' D 1 1 r gald that Mr. Huteheson is not leav- amination loom up dark th e ews : > ing town and welcomes Mr. Hayes. i e is SMOOTHER~FASTER y Eeidanially Wr. Fagen' # ravriod Jon. snd eterjone, is Siting PURE a MILK & CREAM RE MAPLE SYRUP to SMARTER IN APPEARANCE We specialize in first class service, : i i ia i and our products are handled in an The Maple Syrup has just arrived. This is fresh, Govern- For more than three decades, Oldsmobile has up-to-date way. Milk--22 pint tickets - ment tested Syrup, and there is nothing can tone up the adhered to those time-proven principles which for $1.00. Not as cheap as some, but ea t er 00 S appetite at this time of the y ear, like Maple Syrup can. Try a" the 4 wouet # depenidoiity. Each new sometimes cheap milk is dear at any 3 it on some pancakes for supper and have a real treat smobile has been liberally endowed with price. Per jar 75c. 1 j artied qualities that make for the greater enjoyment of GLEN OWEN, Phone 233 . SPECI AL J (10c. allowed for empty jar when ret ) motoring. But never has Oldsmobile offered such value as it does tPA Irene : today . . . at new, lower prices. NURSERY STOCK * Vegetables Fruit See Oldsmobile | Lesm about the General Motors Owner E. D. SMITH & SON, LIMITED WwW bag nt Service policy, and the GMA C, General Motors' own deferred Nurserymen. Landscape Architects e have 4 number of good hand Qed e, Parénips, Potatoes, Oranges, 30c, 40c, Se. Jozen payment plan. Winona, Ontario. nions, Ripe Tomatoes, Leaf ons, ..........36¢ o bags to clear at 99c. nd ' Seedless Crapatrol, Aid Toe. Gye== "d rr C. Browne and Head Lettuce, Celery. ananas NEW SILENT SYMCRO. DOWNDRAFT CARBURETOR Port Perry Representative Another lot at $1.79. ME SI is oh SSN ass dio rr ---------- gk POTATO FLOUR--excellent for puddings, cakes and ron. ® permits sm: i power, » '. . first to second to high . . . and ed, faster acceler vo INSURANCE See these, apd: you ll admit te exceptional value. Special 13c. pkg. : to second. reater smoothness. LIFE, FIRE, AUTOMOBILE BAKING AMMONIA and OIL OF LEM AUTOMATIC MATL? INsuLATED mise BODIES A. C. HEAYN cl k ed ke 100 deli " »" ON--sufficient- to - warms cp engine quickly and 8r¢ warmer. n winter, cool PORT PERRY Phone 117 x 4 Get that watch or cloc repair . make icioius "old favorite" cookies ......pkg. 20c. givel improved Pp in , and excep ly NOW ! 1 1 1 : SALTED PEANUTS--Robertson"s, fresh in a bi 1b 26c. NEV SAY niabring NIW QUIET SECOND 81AR SEE : FIG BAR BISCUITS--While they last ..... 1m 20c. re ci. + Sure moet hah oe oo OCIRT ll See us when in need of Glasses or (Hi SUNWHEAT BISCUITS, "The vitamin food" Pr mre re OYNTON [| optical Work of any kind. ST a. TP | | GARDEN SEEDS bmi PORT PERRY, for 0 | The new Garden Seeds are here for the early planter. Make we J B 1 al a . ; {nite cone ho your selection while the stock is complete. Beare Bros., oc Dealers REAL ESTATE WI =} § fe "AFTER 'WE SELL, WE SERVE." 1 : 1 . R . B ENTL E Y § WILLARD & CO., x. iS Port Perry v Farms, Town, and Other JEWELLER OPTOMETRIST PHONE 46 r 2 ae