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Tow is the definition of it. for sure, sir--but your got a nice baby boy in there." A scientist says it is the lower part of face, not the eyes, that gives away one's thoughts, Especially: when one opens the lower part of the-face.. ea 'wife' Gusts of Wind It took 'a whale to swallow Jonah, but a lot of our pessimists are so small they wouldn't make a good meal for a tadpole, The pessimist has the| ad of being m y prepared for the worst. Nobody questions the value of education; what causes the You can't expect to keep your friends if you give them away, The man who does the "7 most talking usually has the least to gay. Many who think they are a wit are only half right. When good fel- lows get together their wives get tired waiting up. A good many self- centered people mistake egotism for wisdom. If you think idle talk gets anywhere, you'd be surprised A hus band is & yes man who won't {ake no for an answer. One conquers a bad habit more easily to-day than to-mor TOW. Mabel--"So you and Maurice are to be married? Why, I thought it was a mere flirtation." Helen--"So did Maurice." The husband of a woman crazy about antiques: "My wife's soul is wrapped up in old tables worth 40 cents," 3 Bridegroom--*"I married you just for looks." Bride -- "Cheer up -- you'll get plenty." o Harold--""They say you married her because her aunt left her a fortune." Bill--"That's a lie. I'd have married her just the same whoever had:left it to her." When radios first came out they were troubled with static. Now it's advertising and more advertising, Spinster--"So the waiter says to me, "How would you like your rice?" Friend--"Yes, yes, go on." Spinster -- "So I says, wistfully, "Thrown at me, big boy." Commander--'Now, suppose you are on your post one dark night. Suddenly a person appears from behind and wraps two strong arms around you so that you can't use vour rifle. What will you call them?" Cadet--"Let go, Honey." Almost any woman can deceive al- most any man, But it is hard for a woman to delude or keep anything from another woman. Katherine--""A Flower dog? heard of one." Gertrude--""Why, he's a Poinsettia-- cross between a pointer and a setter." Never In test to determine the most im- movable thing in the world, a postage age stamp wich has been put on by mistake runs second to a woman ask- ing directions of a traffic policeman. ------ The Electric Eye And Reckless Drivers The grim hand of the law is slowly stretching out to reach those foolish people who persist in ignoring the tra- fic laws when driving . automobiles. The latest plan to compel them to obey is an electric eye, which oper ates just as effectively as if two po- licemen were stationed along the road operating a speed trap. Photo-cells are concealed in the roadway at stated points, and when a car passes over them a bell is rung in a police tele Phone booth at a distant point. This bell shows how long the car took to She from one photo-cell to the other, at 4 is in excess of the speed the' policeman on duty hands the wplriver a ticket as soon as the latter we reaches him, regardléss of the speed - 4 the car is then being driven, This contraption is now in opera tion on the old Boston post road lead- ing out of New York, and is said to be producing "perfectly splendid re- 'gults." If it operates so that no error is made in serving the right driver with the ticket, then it certainly is an invention of which excellent use could be made around Montreal. To- Toute slready has installed in certain the signal lights that stop the driver and then turn green to pass on when he sounds hig horn. That is anothe- wrinkle which might be considered here. Nothing that tends {0 make the breaking of the speed Jaws more difficult for the speed fiend should be ignored. -- The Montreal _ Dally Star. rn Know that His might Is yours, i Whose breathing seal'd your vows. rEsble {ih ag Meacher--""What. is a map?" Tom my--"Please, miss, the world mt mangle." @ Frequent headaches mean too much acid. Neu- tralize the acids with Phillips' Milk of Magnesia. It ends your headache because it removes the cause. Take a little whenever a coated tongue or sour stomach or sluggish bowels warn you of an acid condition. Take it when you've eaten too heartily, or after any meal that "disagrees." Be sure it is genuine Phillips' Milk of Magnesia, in this bottle. ALSO IN TABLET FORM: Phillips® Milk of Magnesia Tablets are now on sale at drug stores everywhere. 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