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«+, _ moticing things." "Inland Village This is their world; this portion of or Who holds no reverence for their 1 _ place of birth. Glory Bel How blessed is he who beauty sees In clouded skys and leaf-capped trees And foaming wave and lazy stream And berry ple and home-made ice ' cream. Three fellows--a doctor, an archi- tect and a bolshevist--were talking to- gether, and each claimed that his kind was the oldest and most important. The Doctor--"When Adam's side 'was opened to take out a rib to make 8 woman--that was the first surgical operation." The Architect--"Yes, but when the earth was made of chaos, before Adam's time, there had to be building pltas--and an architect had to make them." The Bolshevist--"You are right, but who supplied the chaos?" .Joseph--*"I envy that fat woman when she laughs." ~~ Harold--"Why?" Joseph--*"There seems to be 80 much of her that is having a good time." ; Emotion of Ice A sign over a theatre in Reidsville, North Carolina, read: Emil Jannings in "Passion" Cooled by Refrigeration. . Herbert--"You are the most beauti- ful woman in the world. Janice--"Oh! How quick you are at Backfire One thing you can say about .a bicycle is that you don't have to crank it ,and the thing rarely backfires. The biggest money problem confronting women these days is how to extract it from their husbands. Another good mental test is to figure out what be- comes of the money you save since living costs became cheaper. Judge--"How did you come to cause all this disturbance?" 'Woman on Trial--""Well, it was like this. John and I were sitting at the fire. John was reading his newspaper and I was thinking, Then I turned to 'him and said: 'John, sheep are awful 'stupid, aren't they?" And John said: 'Yes, my lamb'." Doormat Domesticity 'When a woman takes in washing for two dollars a week, that's labor. When she does it for nothing, that's Love. Bride--"I tried a cooking idea of my own, and my husband said I'd better fry it on the dog first. Wasn't that eruel?" Friend--"Very! And I thought your fusband was very fond of dogs." An Epitaph Beneath' this sod lies Horace Bigger; The gun wasnt loaded, so he pulled the trigger. the earth Means much to them--nay, do not mock nor jeer; This spot has held the things to them most dear; Their earliest dreams, their sorrows = and their mirth, Who enters it must never count the ; worth Of homes in terms of gold, lest he appear | As one whose heart Is of gear-- Evenings come . gently, housewives 7 turn to light } simple fare; hols me 2ad sifesd the tabiv'al : comes the friendly elicking of | sadly out - 5 coast. - The book is published in Press, Toronto. Brown, European General Manager able artist, P. A. Staynes. "John and Mary and Tommy," a book of verse for children by Lady Eleanor McLaren Brown, and which is just being. brought out in this country, will deservedly attain and hold a very distinct place for itself in the affection of Canadian children of all ages from coast to The book is the story of John, age eight, Mary, almost six, and Tommy, two; three Canadian children, and how they spent a summer holiday in England, The voyage across the broad Atlantic, the de- lights and wonders of London, and the gallant adventures enjoyed during a month's stay by the sea at Hove, dre all described in delight. ful verse written in easy story form. ; Bleanor McLaren Brown, authoress of this entertaining new work is Lady McLaren Brown, the brilliant wife of Sir George McLaren and the book, apart from its lively message to children everywhere is a further feature of the patriotic and Impérial work Lady McLaren Brown is continually engaged in towards the closer and kindlier rela- tionships of Canada with the Motherland. The illustration shows the authoress and a few of the sixty delightful drawings by that admir- Canada by the Oxford University of the Canadian Pacific Railway; London's Own "Mounties" Mounted policemen are now being emiployed on traffic control at a num- ber of points in the West End of Lon- don. They have an advantage over the ordinary constable at this job, be- cause their seat on horseback gives them a greater range of vision, The horses of London's mounted po- licemen are among the most highly trained in the world, and those on traf- fic duty are so good at their job that their riders can drop the reins and use both arms for signalling. A London "mounties" on horseback makes an impressive figure, and you will often see one at the head of an official procession. The funoral cor- tege of the late Lord Plumer, for in- stance, was led by a policeman on a white horse, His presence in this po- sition in what was essentially a sold- fer's procession was to mark that the civil authorities were in control. snes: so Kangaroos Replace Pekinese As Pets London, Eng.--Kangaroos are the latest pets in Mayfair drawing rooms. Society women are replacing Pekin- ese dogs with docile, baby kangar oos some two feet high. Except for an occasional flying leap over the tea table, they are said to be well-be- haved. There is also a momentary craze for small crocodiles, which are kept in a glass tank in the drawing-room until they reach a length of two feet or so. T00 MU @ The right suti-acid offsets the harm otherwise done by excessive eating, drinking, and constant smoking, anything causing en seid condiflon. When "sunk" from such Indulgences, Phillips' Milk of Magnesia will always straighten you out. A joy and CH AED R Z| AND IMPROVED HER COMPLEXION Are you the young lady of whom people are remarking, "How she is filling out!"? (That's » good-natured I'way of saying "getting fat.) If fat is ;|slyly and stealthily distorting your youthful figure, you should grapple with it at once. At 20 years of age this girl was in its toils. Read how she unburdened her young body of 50 superfluous pounds. "About 12 months ago I was con- 'siderably overweight, being on the small side and weighing nearly 196 Ibs. at 20 years of age. I was also troubled with headaches and pains in the small of my back; heaviness on rising, with a very poor complexion which broke out in spots every so of- ten. Since taking Kruschen Salts all these conditions have disappeared. I have now gone down to ..ormal weight, being 146 Ibs, have a lovely com- plexion, and rise in the morning with A A ey, p food substances and all excessive watery waste matter. When this wastage is allowed to accumulate, the body's chemistry is liable to store it up out of the way in the form of fatty tissue. Once Kruschen gets into your blood, disfiguring fat commences to melt away from your ankles and calves; your double chin commences to vanish, hips become slender; you won't loso 4 or 5 Ibs. a day or any- you finally have the Com. Bank Rocks, White LIGHT good puav, work National Manufac- Horizontal 38--Cozy 16--To trifle 10 h nd 1--Dance 39--Evil deed 18--Bovine animals o BeaTiness Wintever." (Miss) H.P.| thing foolish like that, but almost be- 40--Foxes 20--Colloquial: child 0 of Kruschen represents | fore you realize it pound by pound dise 4--Small seed 41--Plays bolsterously 21 Passageways the residual salts of those famous |appears--until 9--Mineral spring A3--Hawailan dish 29--Vegetable European Spas whose waters have | fashionable figure you have always de- 12--Number 44--Part of circle 23 Pale been taken from time immemorial for | sired. 13-- Assessed 46--Kind of meter 25--Story 'of Troy SERS Jos: Thase salts ensure a per-| Kruschen Salts is obtainable at all 14--To cut 49--Sick 26--Camp dwellings y natural clearance of undigested | Drug Stores at 46c. and 75c. per bottle. 15--Raillery 50--To throw 28--Resin ERR me 17--To disregard §2--Card game 29--Mourntul ANSWER TO LAST WEER'S Classified Advertisin 19--Cap 53--To piece 31--Strength PUZZLE g 20--Struck with knee 54--Sole 32--Trap A N OFFER TO EVERY INVENTOR. 21--Sacred 556--Finish 35--To murmur information sent f 23--To consider Vertical 36--Encore any. World Pent ALI 24--Mine entrance 1--Task 37--Frailty Street, Ottawa, Canada. 27--Some 2--Girl's name 39--To relieve EMEDIES FOR ALL SICKNESSES. 28--Boy 3--Softly 40--Male cat Write Mrs. Anna Penner, 308 Burns 29--Fashion 4--Stair 42--Plateau St. Winnipeg, Man. 80--Chinese weight b--Equality 43--Messenger ULLELS, YEARLING HENS AND 81--Front 6--Bovine animal 44--Cube Rocks, Rote ho Leghorns, J. G. 82--Fuel 7--Guiding lines 45--Antlered animal Tweddle, Fergus, Ont. 33--Within 8--Margin 46--Hotel 34--Science of reasoning 9--Inferior material 47--Electrified particle FORMULA. 36--Offer 10--Through 48--Fish NY FORMULA, $1.0 EACH. WRITE 37--Obese 11--Respect b51--Butterfly hniidland Laboratory. 308 Burns st, 7 : FEMALE OELP WANTED. : fancied danger lying in such grubs. - . Infected Rabbits BO a oe cabbit, mowd bo| Arms and the League |]; 701E WANTED 0 Dan erous to Clean cleaned in the ordinary fashion and is By J. Ramsay MacDonald a nt BY nel g us in all respects safe and palatable. The National Government cannot| turing Co. Dept. 85, Montreal. Grubs Do Not Affect Eating Qualities, However, De- clares N.Y. Authority "At this time of the year when the rabbit season is open, hunters fre quently find their game fhfested with small white grubs in the body around the intestines and in the loose space under the skin. Such animals are usually thrown away as sick or 'grubby.' This practice represents a waste of good food and should be cor- rected," says Dr, Justus F. Mueller, Assistant Professor of Forest Zoology at the New York State College of For- estry, Syracuse, N.Y, "These grubs have the form of whit- ish, translucent, little vesicles or blad- ders, whence they get the more exact technical name of 'bladder worms.' If a rabbit harboring these grubs Is eaten by a dog or fox the grubs ma- ture in the latter animal and establish a permanent inféction in this second host. But they are a relatively harm- less parasite, and cause their host no evident injury or discomfort. It has been experimentally and conclusively established that these grubs are harm- less to all other animals including man," advises Dr. Mueller. "Rabbits should not be discarded because of any "A disease, however, of danger to, think of Europe and the-world without man has been traced to rabbits," says |the League of Nations. We stand by Dr. Mueller, "This is the fever known jthe League, we stand by the covenant as tularemia. The disease is con-|of the League. tracted not through eating infected! We want the disarmament confer- rabbits but through cuts or scratches ence to deliver something well and sustained in cleaning and dressing truly laid which will not become sothe- them. The liver of a rabbit with tul-| thing belonging merely to the formal aremia is somewhat enlarged and 18| moral coinage of the word. I want a speckled with whittish dots. Any rab-| disarmament which will be a real con- bits which appear weak or sick before] tribution to the present problem of es- shooting should be regarded with sui-| tablishing peace. picion. There is little likelihood of I am not sure we have not perhaps its occurrence this far north, but it i8 | played the part of peacemaker a little wise to be on guard against it. If &|too long, but I would rather be blamed rabbit has been opened and its liver |for that than for precipitating a situa- found to be suspicious, it should be |tion which would make an agreement discarded at once and the hands care-| impossible. The keynote of our policy fully sterilized." is not rearmament but disarmament, ---- ~ YOUR LIVER'S MAKING YOU FEEL OUT OF SORTS Wake up your Liver Bile --No Calomel needed | When you feel blue, depressed, sour on the world, that's your liver which isn't pouring its \ Would "Fertilize" Fish Ponds Tests made by fisheries research scientists working under Canadian authorities have indicated that water may be "fertilized" in such a way as to greatly increase the plant and ani- mal life. im se femme daily two pounds of liquid bile into your bowels. Last year's production of whitefish Digestion and elimination are being slowed from Canada's inland fisheries totalled nearly 15,786,000 pounds. The catch had a marketed value of about $1,445, 000. up, food is accumulating and decaying inside you and making you feel wretched. Mere bowel-movers like salts, oil, mineral water, laxative candy or chewing gum, or roughage, don't go far enough. . : You need a liver stimulant. Carter's Little Liver Pills is the best one. Safe. Purely vege- table, Sure. Ask for them by name, Refuse i 25c¢. at all druggists. 53 COLDS Heat Minaed's Chest Colds 31 rub well into affected parts. 0 laki th and That one of the few advancing glaciers left in North America is this one that covers a large section of the northern slope of Mount Robson, British Columbia? It is known as the Tumbling Glacler be- cause large bergs periodically break off from the toe of the glacier and erash into the lake in the foreground. One of these is seen floating e. The lake is formed entirely by the melting snow snd it 1s one of the feeders of the Fraser River iW Real relief . . . quickly! rer Look for the Name Biss The name is stamped on the bowl of every genuine Dr. Plumb's Pipe and the word "PLUMB" is impress« od In white on the rubber mouthpiece. 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We 2 College St. - Toronto Onts NERVOUS WOMEN ® GIRL OF 20 WHO WEIGHED 196 LBS. Tells How She Took 50 Ibs. Off