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: po 'Well. Consider well. your own . bout the faults . my luck, he's married." prs or look at other women. But, woman will stay married a There's something good, | oble, about anyone who does his s and you will have less to say of others. \ S | -- Get It Done it fsn't the job we intended to do, Or the labor we've just begun, . That puts us right on the balance , sheet, "It's the work we have really done, Dur credit 1s built upon things we do, Our debit on things we shirk, Fhe man who totals the biggest plus Is the man who completes his work. Bood intentions do not pay our bills, ~ It's 'easy enough to plan, Po wish is the play of an office boy, To do is the work of a man. When a man buys a round trip ficket he thinks he's covered all the axpense of the trip, but he forgets that As wife will have to buy a trunkful of teow clothes. Sandy--'How much to the station?" - Taxi Driver--'Fifty cents, sir." Bandy -- "Does that include the sharge for my bags?" . Taxi Driver--"I'll take those for ~ nothing." Sandy--"Excellent. Then Tl] walk." . "Everybody has more or less trou- ble." "Yes" answered the observant wo- man, "If a man can't find anything else to worry him, he goes to a ball game and gets highl, indignant at the Evelyn--"Oh, Jack's so wonderful-- he's generous, polite, self-sacrificing, modest, religious and extremely affec- tionate. He doesn't smoke, gamble, 'Hattie--"Don't worry, dearie; no to a freak {ike that." ' Truth im a Nutshell * The reason some folks never have any luck is because they spend too much time wishing on a load of hay, or looking at the moon over their right shoulder. Mary--*I hear you intend to teach _ After you are graduated." _ Carrie--"Yes, and I have the man already picked out.t' A wealthy society lady had just en- ~gaged a new maid and was instructing her in the duties of waiting on the table. Society Lady--"At dinner, Mary, you must remember always to serve from the left and take the plates from the right. Is that clear?" New Maid--"Yes, ma'am. the matter, thing?" Small chil, in cinema, as picture of Gandhi appears on the screen--"Oh, Mummy, what is it?" Mother--"Sh, dear." Child, #Oh, Mummy, it can talk!" a What's superstitious or some- Just the Thing A minister delivered a sermon of only ten minutes duration. At the conclusion he explained: "I regret to rm you, brethren, that this morn- lng my dog playfully ate the portion of my sermon that I have not deliver- - od. Let us pray." After the service a man who was a member of another church shook the her's hand and said: "I should to know when that dog of yours Bas pups. I'd lke one to give to our a minister." A Sori as Gandhi starts talking-- Like the horse you - lead to water, you ccn coax a man into a new suit but you cannot get him to go out in it until his fancy as well as his figure .onforms to the cut. So a de- cision just made publi: from the In- ternational Association of Clothing Designers' convention in New York seems a bad ome. It is that peg-top trousers, accentuated waists and broad shoulders must return '1 men's wear. The backward turn in styles for wo- 'men has so widely revived recollection of the Gibson girl that an attempt to revive the Gibson man might Le thought = order. But men feel funny that way. And if their tendency to cling to last year's fedora extends to other sections of the wardrobe, the clothing designers will have to employ some subtle designs to put over their latest idea of reform. It might be argued, of course, that the pegtop trouser was popular for a number of years at Oxford and Cam- bridge. It might be pointed out that it doesn't really matter whether the superfluity in a pair of trousers is at the top or bottom, and that a genera- Well Children "Occasionally I give each of my five children BABY'S OWN TABLETS-- I am sure that is why they never have any serious illness", writes Mrs. George Morley, Yarker, Ont. This sound ad- vice is passed on to all Mothers, BApPS OWN TABLETS Sa be given complete safety to youngest and most delicate ie analyst's statement in each 25¢ . Recom- by mothers for teething troubles, simple fevers, colic, digestive disorders, constipation, fretfulness. Easy to take as candy. 245 Dr. Willams" BABY'S OWN TABLETS tion that has learned to steer a clear course through society in bell-bottoms should be able to sail alogg in peg: tops without having to take a reef in them except in a heavy wind. As for the broad shoulders and accentuated walsts--the arguments will have to fit the occasion and no less the individ. ual. The success or failure of the cloth- ing designers to impose their will on the sterner sex must be left for future historians to discuss. The significance of their move, however, already is the basis of much philosophical comment. Does it portend a return to the good old peg-top ideas of yesterday? Are we about to adventure in the content: ment of a simpler era? Only one thing is sure: Whoever habitually scoffs at his wife's submission to fas- hion's decrees will have to conceal his admiration for his neighbor's new broad shoulders--when, as and if pad- ded--and will do well to keép forever out of peg-tops -- if he can.--The Christian Science Monitor re ete - Behind All Beauty I cannot love the woods now, All dim and fragrant where The pines have dropped needles; For once I wandered there And saw a baby rabbit Held crying in a snare! their I cannot love the sea now, However fair it be! I heard a sailor's mother se Counting her graves at sea, With fingers worn and wrinkled, She counted three times three! And so, because of pity, Behind the wind and rain, Behind the year's first roses, Behind the ripening grain, I know that past all beauty There lies unvisioned pain! ~~Patricia Mann in The Australasian. 38--At this place 39--Hawalian wreath 41--To carry Couldn't Walk a Step Credit Given Dr. Williams' Pink Pills For Ending Severe Attack of Rheumatism "My father, a man poetry Rheumatism | past middle lile, was Never + | suddenly stricken with rheumatism in Returned the knees," writes Mrs. James Mitchell, St. Catharines, Ont. "Seo severe was the attack that he was unable to take one step without assistance.- We con- cluded that the trouble ./as constitu- tional, so we procured a supply of Dr. Williams' Pink Pills. A decided im- provement was noticed, and when three boxes had been taken the trouble had completely disappeared. 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