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our iiverare what we ais i That's what the wise men cluck; Hence the man without the makin's Is the man Who's eu out of luck. neckties we sent you. Enclosed you will find our bill for $5.00." 'The dentist resolved 'on reprisals, From his work bench he took two old plates and mailed them to the firm with a letter: "I hope these plates fit you or some of your help," the letter read. "Enclosed you will find my bill for $50. - I shall expect to receive a cheque for $45 by return mail." Teacher--"Your mother buys a hat for two guineas, a coat for five pounds and a pair of shoes for thirty- five shillings. "Now; ~what's- the re sult?" Willie--"A row with dad." He--"I'm afraid I must get a wife with some money." ov She (candidly)--*You'll hardly get. her with anything else. the band is considered Ae manners, pe Ra ~ A recent Taw school graduate. drop: s ped in to See his professor one day . and during the visit, the professor so- . Mcitously inquired how his practice was coming along. "Well," replied the young man, practically no one comes, and in the sftamoon, the rush fally oft consider- ably." Norah--"Maymie has suffered much for her belief." Muriel--"Good gracious. What is her belfef?" "That she can wear a size four shoe on a number seven foot. ------ be "Now, Willie, I'll give you one more chance, Whose emblem is the leek?" "The plumbers, sir." Few of us pay thé doctor as prompt- ly a8 we want him to come when we eall him. ~ When Risie Betters hung out a sign in Brushville showing that she had opened a beauty shoppe, Jerry Hoban painted one in his cigar store w prepared to haul away all kinds . of Sloppe at Popular prices: Banker--"What 1s yo 18 your occupation?" Borrower--"Ia lsn't--it's a pursuit, Fm a bill collector." "What you don't know won't hurt you!" goes an old popular saying. If believe that you can't believe halitosis Mysrtisenents, "Trying and crying do not make a smooth-running team. A wellknown dentist 1 received a pack- age some weeks 8go containing several neckties, Next day came a letter that read in part: 'We hope you like the "in the mornings, EE ee ' cold Useit ETE i HE iiiall $ gaps feng Et 2fisery I Pele {Hl ir fed EE il #lila dr Your Very Life 3 your Blood Stream ts tn Rf % polluted and tm s + Any little soreness in the throat neglected. Crush some tablets of As reduces danger from infection. ou tan id ax can feel safe. If all soreness is not gone promptly, repeat. There's usually a eold with the sore throat; so take two tablets to throw off your eold, headache; stiffness or other Aspirin relieves neuralgia, neuritis, too. + it does not hurt the heart. ASPIRIN TRADE-MARK REG. IN CANADA 7 _® Your Blood Stream Is Your Life Stream oa Your Health -- Your Vigor -- Your Happiness Depence Upon Its Condition aches -- Shattered nerves -- oily mim 8 i) longer mental and perhaps military primacy, but calm and peace in which ig enltivate its little vegetable garden. workshops"of the Trocadero Mu- seum in Paris have begun pre prepara- tions "to turn out 40,000 such Mari- anmes during the coming months. Who can question the eventual effect on a new generation of French youth of such an emblem on such a vast scale? TAXPAYERS AND SOLDIERS, The streets of Paris lately have shown other and more serious signs of change. 'Law-abiding thorough- fares which normally are disturbed by nothing more ominous than the policemen, have presented frequently a Gifferent sspect during recent weeks. Loss of strength -- lowered vitality -- poor appetite -- Speet digestion -- rheumatism © heart Dalpitation -- head: "T'tions "Th "Paris" Wirich superficially Yousave money when you smoke Plug Tobacco, because each pipeful of Plug lasts 1¢ longer. 4 Thrifty smokers find Plug "Tobacco a fal economy smoke. Horizontal 41--Gown 10-014 ruler of Venice 43--Seedlet 11--S8lang: courage 1~Piece.of ment 45--Estate 16--Broods of pheasants 5--To observe 48--Dawn 18--Niggardly 8--Unites 50--Review 22--To burn with fluid 12--Champion 51--Persia 23--DResolate 13--Bad 52--Underhand 24--Girl's name 14--Canoe 54--Thought 25--Jutting rock 15--Silver 56--To depend 21--To be due 17~To gainsay 56--Pastry 29--Poem 19--Flower 57--To transmit 30--Flaxen 20--Alleviated Vertical 36--Pertaining to choir 21--Examines J--African lake 36---Lord 23--Glen 2--Greek equivalent 37--Rounded roof 24--Possgessive pronoun of Juno 38--To strip 26--Disdain 3--Revels 40--Sarcasm 28--Drunkard 4--Art of composing 42--Foundation 31--Negative verse 43--Scottish for serve 32--Respect 6--To hold session 44=-Unspotted 33--To act 6--Spanish article 46--Sign 84--Curve 7--Man's name 47--To peruse 36--To argue 8--To terrify 49--Serpent 38--Moisture 9--Members of the Sy- 50--Grain 39--Hastened rian religious sect b3--Chinese isis AR Vv re held as protests agaThst any. in- crease inthe alrerdy heavy burden [* of taxation, but which actually con- stitute significant indications of a growing discontent with the dilatory and unstable character of the parlia- mentary regime as it exists today in France. While it wo id be a mistake to take this agitation too seriously, since so far it is .jostly artificial, at the same time it probably has not been forgotten that in France the source and scene of revolutions has almost always been the streets of Paris, PARK SWANS UP FOR SALE. Even when winter wraps Paris in its mantle of nale, lavender-gray mist, the street-corner flower seiler relieve tke soft monoehrome with their bou- quets of flowers for sale. The brave- ly brilliant dots of color seem sym- bolic, for Paris itself is a sort of vast bouquet. No other large city in the world has so many public gardens and parks, and pBssibly no other city loves them mbre. Thus, when a milder day succeeded the mid-January freeze, the people of Paris flocked in tens of thousands to these gardens, and above all to the Bois de Boulogne. Encirel- ing the 'western end of the city like the greenery background of the bou- quet, the Bois is the favored haunt of Parisians, who on pleasant Sundays fill every ome of its 2115 acres almost to overflowing, picnicking under its magnificent trees; promenading along its broad walks or riding thtough its miles of bridle paths. One of the principal attractions is its lakes, ~vhere, in summer, countless rowboats dispute the right of way with scorn- fully graceful swans, After having had things all taeir own way since the summer months, these swans had The frost did not last, however, and the swans returned triumphantly to their uninterrupted floating and feed- ing. But their triumph may bo short- lived, for the municipal authorities | F REE TRIAL OFFER KRUSCHEN If you have never tried Kruschen--try distributed our expense. We have ul . t man, STANT 'puciges. whieh" make. easy for Packages prove our claims for ir your d t for the p! Sur a 766. bottle. tosether tha o TR nt £ or Abou Be nd Bo, put it u it act entiy ced that Botite Is stl ood Ee as a poy A back. Your ur druggist 18 authorised to return our 75¢. immed! aly 'and without question. have tried » Manchester, B ughes, I " mporters | ! McGillivray ron, lo, solemn swell ind airy lilt of the ac- cordion. Aware of this affinity, -the municipality has recently added a course in accordion playing to the many other subjects taught in its free evening classes. The class is already well attended by pupils whose ages range from a bare dozen years % more than fifty. Chinese As Spoken By Resident F oreigners This Is the way foreigners in China prondunce the geographical names and names of leadérs which figure in the clash between China and Japan: Jehol, Rey-Ho, emphasis on Rey. Shanhaikwan, Shan-Hai-Gwan. Chinwangtao, Chin-Way-Dow. Chinchow, Chin-Cho. Mukden, Mook-den Pelping, Bay-Ping. Tientsin, Ein-8in, Manchukuo, Man-Chu-Go. Tungliao, Toong-Lee-Ow. Chaoyanfissu Chow-Yang-Soo, Chaoyang, Chow-Yang. Kallu, Kai-Loo. Peiplao, Bay-Pee-Ow. Officers: Gen, Ho Chu-Go, Ho-Choo-Go. Marshal Chang Hslao-Lang. Chang Seeow-Leeang. Gen. Ho Chu-Kuo, Ho Choo-Go. treed teeing "You look worried." "Yes, I believe my husband is carrying on with an- other woman." "Oh, well, I'll tell you what to do in a case like that. Give him 'plenty of rope, and--" "Yes, I know. He'll skip." ARE YOU TOO FAT? Why be troubled po 3 eee we when you ean reduce fat in a safe and ae manner by LACEY'S REDUCING GUM? show of fashi women owe thelr slim, girlish % this wonderful Beith British discovery. Many lost several pounds the first week or twa. LACEY'S Is mot a salt physic. Britioh film stars and setressen eadset be without It. LACEY'S Is the only redue- Ing preparation which has the confidence of alt women, ¢eotors and beauty speclalivte ln England, Eg cuua. fut thei your, ashe.» for heaith and start with LACEY'S today. 75¢ A BOX AT ALL DRUG AND DEPT. STORES. i do P10. Bex 08, Varoour: 5.0. Maliod povtpnid: Bisket, "Be Sim CA revert. ay Hn ob Answers to Last Week Puzzle IiT|0 Labour-Saving's Latest Housewives of Gt. Britain who hate the task of peeling their own potatoes may now have it done for them, A firm of potato-growers has recently started an experimental service, which delivers potatoes, ready peeled, in a glass jar containing cold water, to homes where labour-saving is wel- comed. This is a service which might be ex- tended to other vegetables--onions, peeled and sliced, are an example which comes to mind at once--and which enterprising greengrocers might find profitable, so long as prides were kept low. There is one objection, however, which must not be overlooked. When vegetables are peeled and kept in water for some time before cooking, there may be a loss of valuable min- eral salts.--London "Answers." creer fp settee New Newspaper in China Shanghai, -- A unique newspaper operated by an American corpora. tion but invading the Chinese news- paper field has just been launched in Shanghai. It is the Ta Mel Wan Pao (Great American Evening Newspaper) which is an entirely - Chinese newspaper affiliated with the Shanghal Evening Post and Mercury, a local afternoon newspaper in the. English language incorporated in the United States. The new journal is tabloid size with many American newspaper features translated into Chinese, including Ripley and Dorothy Dix's love-lorn column, Contrasting with the regu- lar .Chinese newspaper atyle, the new journal while publishing its rews in the usual fashion of Chinese char- acters, which read from right to left, includes an editorial page where the characters read fom left to right i pes The poet who writes poor verse is apt to accuse the editor of poor judg- ment, "This is My Secret for - Keeping My Family Well" IS IF. 3 LE Paby's Owa 1: * writes Mrs. Roy : a Ontario. "They, loll saved my children from many 8 sick spell" Hundreds of other mothers Jive wrife ten their heartfelt thanks for # Baby Own Tablets, the absolutely S. 3 remedy for the common i of levers, ee stomach and the mon | Dess that Bt aleates something wrong, 2% & packages than 1,250,000 in 1931, a _- | ~ Classified Advertising PATENTS. A) OFFER Tu EVERY INVINTOR. 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