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8 1g 88 issued money."--Bernard M. ity ot = ad © © "The average American looks upon A the Government as a child looks upon his father."--Dr. A. A. Brill. "The day of the great promoter or i% ancial titan, to whom we granted everything if only he would build "or \ fevelop, is over."--Franklin D. Roose- : velt. [a : i "Behind all factors in our situation | $3¢R = "I a profound, indignant, anxious loss of public confidence."--Harry Emer- son Fosdick. ! » "In the middle sixties a man has a right to be a Narcissus and look back _ Into his life and preen himself a bit." «Willian Allen White. "It is on our failures that we base # new and different and better suc: sess." --Havelock Ellis. "The soldiers of the World War know that war is not glorious; it is dirty, stupid, silly."--Bruce Barton. "Immorality, like war, is a state of sbnormality. Slowly but surely we are _ bwinging back to normality once more."--Count Keyserling. "Idiocy and nothing else is what is _ the matter with America."--George Bernard Shaw. ' "No one can doubt that China is one day destined to be among the most powerful of modern nations."--Pearl $. Buck. hi "We must not confuse politics and philosophy."--Benito Mussolini. - : "Let us remember ' that in social (structures as well as in organisms the most worthwhile are not those which w and mature most rapidly."--. Einstein, "Skepticism is & blight on individ. ual life and skepticism is a blight on \ international national life."--Ramsay os MacDonald, "The longing to find in those I care flor qualities they do not possess has made me ardent, lonely, sheer."--Lady Margot Asquith, "It is as easy to form good habits : #8 bad."--Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt, "Compromise is for those who are afraid to be beaten,"--John Erskine, : "Education is, to most young people, # #& painful process."--Bertrand Russell. "It costs much less to make a thing well than to turn out a shoddy article." Henry Ford. "Changes are the essence of life and' some are very unpleasant." -- John Masefleld. / v "Genius is a tender plant which re- quires peace and quiet for its growth." Jgnace Paderewski, "Pessimism shuts the door to a con- structive, liberal, forward-facing solu- - tion of our problems whether they be économie, social or political."---Nich- olas Murray Butler. : : 3 "The only way of catching a train - J have ever discovered is to miss the grain before."--@. K. Chesterton. Bm British Youth Explore Beauty Spots of Country Birmingham, -- A web of Youth Hostels for hikers and "bikers" is being woven round Birmingham bringing some of the most beautiful parts of Great Britain to the door- steps of the city's young industrial population. » The first step in 1930 was to throw a chain of hostels out across pic- turesque Shropshire, over the Welsh border and thence to the seaside re- sorts round Llandudno. : fThe hostels are situated about 16 miles apart and the route wanders through unspoilt villages, past iso ©. lated cottages, over wild. upland Some 'of the hostels re charming oe 'their weight in gold."--(Mrs.) JA ' 3 "| England's smallest county, has had no Salts enough, for they are For generations, wealthy over-weight people have been visiting those Euro- pean Spas whose waters are recog: nized for their reducing effect. It is called "taking the cure." Now the formila of Kruschen represents the ingredient salts of the mineral waters from those far-famed Spas. . These Salts combat the causc of fat by assist- ing the internal organs to perform their functions properly--to throw oft day those waste products and poisons which, if allowed to accumu- late, will be converted by the body's chemistry into fatty tissue. 3 ere print Shorts Golfballs were first made with horse- hide cases stuffed with feathers. Providing policemen to do duty at Piccadilly Circus costs $50,000 & year, Frowning causes wrinkles, because it brings Into play some fifty muscles of the face. i Pilfering is sald to have caused the South Wales coal Industry a loss of $1,250,000 last year. London has 165,000 lonely people, of both sexes, mostly llving in homes consisting of one room. Cobra venom is only fatal if inject- ed into the blood stream; it is quite harmless when swallowed. Register office marriages grow more popular in the Unite." Kingdom every year. There were 100,000 such unions in 1932, For more than ten years Rutland, civil cases or prisoners for trial at her assizes. Rheumatism is responsible for 45,000 deaths a year in Gt. Britain. Printed weather forecasts for the next twenty-four hours will be sup- 'plied by automatic machines #® be in- stalled in Frankfurt, Germany. In an up-to-date factory, shoes go through as many as 120 different oper- ations, and are worked on or handled by as many different people. Five of the Church of England bishops are bachelors. They are the Bishops of "London, Winchester, Ox- ford; Salisbury, and Truro. Dog licences brought in a revenue of nearly $500,000 in London alone in a recent year. There are about 3,500,000 dogs altogether in England. Building societies are estimated to have provided £200,000,000 during the last twenty years to build houses in London and the south of England. Gt. Britain's food supply is getting safer. Out of some 136,000 samples {ested last year by analysts, only 4.6 per cent. were shown to be below standard or adylterated. So great is the increase of the num- ber of bison'in the official game sanct- uary in Canada, that 1,200 of these animals were recently slaughtered and their flesh sold for food. Supplies for London's Post Office are bought in enormous quantities, last year's purchases including 500,000 yards of cloth for uniforms, etc., 1,000, 000 yards of canvas for mailbags, and 900 tons of string. -- mn Turkish Chief Displeased At Deputy's Arabic Name Adana, Turkey.--Turks living along the path of Mustapha Kemal's whirl d personal inspection trip of the ccuntry have learned an answer to a 's query anent names, The Ghazi's trip was fundamentally an economic survey, but he did not forget od passion for making all M the Adana deputy, Zamir , here, al told him at he 'twice a week, and now it is loenses, Nagara Falls will own until business picks up. be sh Shy One--*"I think marriages are made in Heaven, don't you?" * Impatient One--"Well, if all men' took as long to propose as you do, most of them would ha~e to be." Last Summer, Ole and Jens, who are novices at the game, went fishing. Strangely enough, they happened to hit a good spot and hauled in quite a bunch of whoppers. ~ : Ole (as they proceeded to pull up the anchor)--"By yee, das fine g hole--las mark das place ant comb back to-morrow." - Then as they neared the shore, Ole asked: : : Ole--"Did you mark das place where ve caught dose fish?" Jens--"You bet. Ay poot cross mark on da dide da boat." Ole--"Well, linkhead, how do you know we'll get das same boat to-mor- To reach the heart of others, speak and act from your own. Our private statistician reports that girls with steady jobs scored remark- ably high matrimonially during the re cent leap year. An Englishman, a Scot, and an Irishman appeared at a police-court following a night out, Addressing the Englishman, the magistrate sald: "How do you feel?" "Awful, sir." "Well, take seven days' rest." And then to the Scot: "How do you feel?" "Grand, sir." "Seven days to cool your ardour." And then to the Irishman: "How do you feel?" "Sure, just like a piece of elashtie." "What do you mean by that?" "Well, I know I'm in for a stretch, but I don't know the lingth yet." Teacher--"Just what is wisdom?" Boy (whose older brother had just finished a course In medicine)--"I know. It's information on the brain." Drunk (optimistically)--" How long is it gon' to take to bull' tha' subway?" Engineer--"Eight years." Drunk--"Bight year! (hic) T' 'ell with it. I'll take a taxi." Edith--"Did you see those pink bloomers we just passed?" Jack (excitedly)--"Whare? Where?" Edith--"In the florist's windows." "Dad," sald little Tommy, "teacher told us that the olive branch is the emblem of peace. What is the em- blem of war?" "Orange blossom." Physicians will testify to the fact that thousands of their patients, by indulging an insatiable appetite, have eaten themselves into an untimely grave. Perhaps it was this thought that concerned the old colored woman in the story. This colored mammy viewed with misgivings the great amount of sugar cane being eaten by her six-year-old grandson. Eventually she warned the boy: "Chile, ain't Ah done dol' yo' time an' agin dat youse eatin' too much cane? Don't yo know, chile, dat came killed Abel?" ----e ess London Department Store Has Successful Book Week London --Harrods, London's lead- ing department store, had for the first time, a Book Week this month, with appearances by leading British authors and some American writers. sales records were broken In the book department and urgent orders sent to publishers for further .sup- plies. ! "The sales showed that the pub lie is hungry director of the store. "People are | reading more. They are turning books as a comfort and re ty of the working day. ..." teplien, conditions, the Mississippi, s for some time past been run-{ rumored that because of the falling off | - So great wag the rush that all|' for hooks," declared a| | | atter the hustle and strenuous activi-} 5, Horizontal 49--Nevada 1--Anglo-Saxon money DP0---Anclent race 4--Part of "to be" 52--Colloquial: beats 6--Broader b4--Greek letter 23--Type measure 11--To go to bed 56--Exists 24--Pronoun 183--Wanderer ; 56--Kind of wool 25--4Caledonian 15--Part of "to be" 59--Sun god 27--Bridge score 16--Ends (Lat. plural) ¢1--Fright 30--Tour 18--To leave 63--Freed 32--Heavenly body 19--Musical note 65--Great depths of 35--Merthants 21--Eager ocean (pl) 37--To dam 22--True-hearted 66--Latin for "and" 388--Concede as true 24--Fowls 67--Unusual 39--Prejudiced 26--Unit of energy. (pl.) 41--European 28--Nothing Vertical 43-B : --Became useful 29--Order 1--Eye 44--To act 81--Cloth measure (pl.) 2--Shortened 46--Possessive pronoun 33--Negative 3--By 48--Grin 34--Title 4--Space b1--Land measures 86--Erodes 5--To unite 53--Chimney carbon 38--Prefix: off 6--To squirm 657--Jump 40--Unites 7--RElectrified particle BF8--Toward 42--Matched 8--Irish parliament 60--To unite 45--Obscure 9--Type unit 62--Musical note 47--Chums 10--To get back 64--Therefore * an City 12--Pronoun American 14--Man's name 17--In addition 20--Dye 700-Mile-An-Hour Wind In English Tunnel The newly constructed tunnel at tke National Physicial Laboratory, Teddington, near London, will pro- duce a wind with a velocity of 700 miles an hour, thereby beating nature, who record so far is only 11¢. This tunnel is not entirely for aviation ex- perimentation, but to gain important improvements in the range and ac- 'curacy of shell and rifle fire. When the blast of compressed air is turned on it will exert for twenty minutes a pressure of 5,000 tons on the giant castings at both ends. The highest velocity recorded of a project- ile is under 700 miles an hour, so the new tunnel will render it possible for the first time for wind resistance to be measured at speeds closely approxi- mating to the highest muzzle veloci- ties obtainable, ' As a result, research workers will be able to obtain exact data on the relative merits of projectiles con- structed with various modifications to ev.sting standard shapes. ; Instead of elaborate and costly gun- fire trials with projectiles, th~ whole work will be performed in the labora- tory. The air will rush past the shell instead of the shell rushing through the air. The chief directions in which im- provement may be expected are in in- creased range in the case of shellfire and greater resistance to "drift," due to a sideways wind, in the case of rifle fire, In the latter 'case, it will be pos- sible to reproduce the « 'fect of a Jat- eral wind of any desired strength by placing the bullet to be tested at a small angle to the 700-miles-an-hour "gale," ms ------ It is hope alone which purifies; to be without hope is to be without God in the world.--F, D, Maurice, mites The world is all gates, all opportuni- ties, strings of tension waiting to be struck.--Emerson. 110 Blood Transfusions | Make anipments. Post, larger ship CW Answers to Last Week Puzzle emma beeen North Caroline Executive Serves Town Without Pay Garysburg, N.C.--This little town long ago decided that municipal elec- tions were a wasteful extravagance, rand now boasts of the greatest politi- cal oligarchy in the United States. Nineteen years ago Mayor Will H. Joyner was elected to office for the usual term of two years. When his term was nearing an end people began to talk about the approaching election, but Mayor Joyner argued them out of that. "Why have an election?" he asked. "Aren't things going on all right? Why not let the present administra. tion continue in power? As long as things are going along all right there is no need for all the expense of an election every two years. It looks to me like a deliberate waste of money. This sounded sensible to the citizens and Mr. Joyner and the four Aldermen continued to serve, In time some of the Aldermen died, moved away or re- signed, and Mayor Joyner appointed others to take their places. The Mayor's job carries no salary. r--r------ To conquer with arms is to make only a temporary conquest; to conquer the world by earning its esteem is a permanent conquest. -- Woodrow Wil- son. RAW FURS CANADIAN FUR EXCHANGE, Ltd. Mgr. 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