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to die." "Why didn't you afk him fo : Witter slater = "Billiards require the greatest finesse and most expert f any human endeavor." The writer, obviously, has' tried | Ao:borrow money lately, Visitor--1 don't approve of cage "birds. Was he born in captvity?" Householder--*"Yes, 'e was born in an, egg." TF co-- "There's a'lot of men who fasten ~ their dogs up at night and allow their . sons and daughters to run loose. Jacob--"I dreamed last night that I bad invented a new type of breadfast food, and was sampling it when--" Janice--""Yes, yes, go on." Jacob--"I woke up and found a cor- ner of the nattress gone." ----t Boys may have one-track minds and one-way pockets, but, says Pretty Pauline, "try and find a onelove heart!" Indignant Comedian--"Look here, 1 object to going on just After that mon- key act!" Stage Manager--"Why, laddie? Are you afraid they'll think you are an encore?" Doctor--"You mre suffering with your nerves, To what can you attri: buts it? Patient--"To fishing." - Doctor--"But fishing 1s a very sooth- Ph occupation." Patient--""Not when you have mo lcense." It takes a high-salaried radio come- . dian to make an old joke mew. Like ,a parachute, the mind functions only when it is open. A spendthrift is one who spends his money. . A miser is one who saves it for somebody else to spend. * Young Woman (to country lass)-- "That's a beautiful pair of hose you 'have on." Country Lass -- Them ain't hose, they are legs." \ She--""Why do you wear that glass in your eye?" He--"That eye is very weak." She--"But you don't wear a glass batt Mrs. Dinks -- "What I say never ~ .#eems to bear any fruit." Mr, Dinks--"It might if you pruned «bit i ---- The inspector visiting a country school was asking the children ques- ¢ After a while he said to the class: "Now, I want one of you to ask me & question I can't answer." "After a few vain attempts, a small boy said: "Please, sir, it you were suk in a pool of mud up to your neck would you duck?" 'He--"What Kind of shoes do you think I ought to wear with these re Idle rumors are always busy at a 'wrk, There is a definite medical reason for made < + Sorporation, 372 Bay Street, "Toronto, 'Ontario. 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Portugal Extends T:nsorship Lisbon. -- The General Assembly of Press Censorship instituted by the military government in order to prevent the use of the press against the realization of the government's program of national reconstruction, republican institutions and: the tran- quility of the nations, has announced that unwholesome doctrines and ideas ducive to criminal acts, doormats. And ir other countries. where they are not scalped ussolini's bachelor {ish iti moti am of popularity and a minimum of 'responsibility; He He can niake arbitrary selections. from the riot of invitations which blossom like hardy annuals along his mantelpiece. He can make excuses inspired by Aesop; he can wear plus fours at first nights, and hostesses still toss up to decide who shall entertain him on Monday week. "Yet not one of them would dare 1.aroon him in the conservatory with her daughter. Such a suggestion of liability would dfve him straight on to some othér hostess's register. 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Polsonous uric acid is expelled through the natural channels, and the pains of rheumatism cease. And as you continue with Kruschen, your whole being -- body and brain--re- sponds to its purifying force. ee eee Where Walls Have Ears La Corona di Fero is the name of an Italian hotel-restaurant in a street near the water front of * Nice, for _ears patronized by Italian workmen who periodically cross and recros3 the Franco-Italian frontier via the Riviera. Now if i8 thurned by them and the leg prevails that its walls actually have ears-"so many arrests have rec2aly beer. mrde there of workmen sk turned out to be spies employed, by a "certain foreiga gov- publicity of murders and other crimes must be reduced to the mini- mum required for the informative functions" of the press. rete NORMAN RE-ELECTED. London, -- Montagu Norman was re-tlected governor of the Bank of England last week, \ THAT ALL- TIRED - OUT FEELING IN SPRING CAN BE BANISHED Actual Authentic od Tests. Prove That Dr. Williams' Pink Correct Pills Will Conditions Underlying Lassitude that Spri ""all-tired-out feeling." Winter living conditions have thinned and devitalized your blood stream. Disod test Nould probably show that & sn't carrying the amo oxygen-- Nature's great talizers required by the body tissues.. Your blood is de- ficient in ha the vital ele ment which carries oxygen through That is why you are lan- fatigued. s siolell 10 BPm, 4 ton of par" conditions to those indicating & serious anaemia. The results of this blood test confirm. A | the testimony of literally thous ds of men, women and youths in 72 different countries that Dr, Williams' Pink Pills, by oxygenizing the blood stream, have positively relieved anaemic, rundown conditions, under « nourished nervous systems, habitual ual tiredness and rheu- matic sufferings, With the haemoglobin content content and rea De corpuscles of the blood stream re- gives wei Ee seems to make the legend an actuality is the fact that when the arrested men are examined separate- ard then confronted with one another by the Nice examining magistrate, they are not asked to repeat their con- versation at La Corona di Fero, but are informed what their conversation was and are then cross-questioned on it. The answers to these cross-ques- tions are then compared, with disas- trous results when they are confront- ed, which usually ends in a series of mutual accusations. So it was with Prantesi, Morueci and Uberto, who were recently ar- rested at La Corona di Fero, Because they hailed from the quarries of they 1 ad no difficulty in as pie as masons in the new French fortifications being erected at Flautos, in the Alpes Mari- times Department. At the restaur~ ant they confessed. later that their 'conversation had been carried on in whispers. Nevertheless, Prantesi was told that he had boasted of placing blue prints of certain parts of the fortification in his son's school books. Morucei that he had written out re- ports with invisible ink on the clean | white hist do yas wearing, , and performer a simi- in ate to Pihe fortifications in La section, where he had 'employed before. going to Flau-| Jod.t0be cor- CE Sips inleg ne ratiionsiy hunted down, be-|. | cause; pfter a special treatment, thiy make excellent April Showers London's (England) streets are served by 8,044 taxicabs. The strength of Great Britains Regular Army~is 5,000 below estab- lishment; it was 8,000 below a year ago. There are 20,000 Salvation Army Lands in Great Britain, and nearly 15,000 in other parts of the world, Out of every 1,000 men who offer themselves for enlistment in the British Army, 370 are rejected on medical grounds. Every year British milk suppliers need 65,000,000 new milk bottles %o replace losses due t breakage and theft. Men form 65 per cent. of the cus® assort- | tomers who buy chocolate nients in the United Kingdom, hard centres being the most popular with them. DOCTORS KNOW TOO MUCH. Doctors, says one expert, know too much to make really good parents, their knowledge, making them ' very nervous, Conjuring is one of the hobbies of the Prince of Wales, and he is par- ticularly good at 'sleight-of-hand and card tricks. Expert girl manicurists, of whom ticere is said to be a shortage irr Lon- don, receive in wages and tips about £5 a week in a busy ¢ ason in a good neighborhood. Limerick slum-dwellers cre to be found accommodation in King John's Castle, which was built in the thir- teenth century; 'it is being adapted for its mew use. FREE UMBRELLAS FOR FILM FANS. Film fans who attend one cinema in Madrid are to be lent umbrellas free of charge if it com.s on to rain, At- tendants are also waiting to take patrons' cars to a special garage. French hostesses in doubt as to how to run a dinner-party where im- portant guests are to be present have only to apply tu the French Foreign Office to get all the information they zeeds _"To me the word 'nationalism' con- veys a certain feeling of national selfishness, mass brutality, and de- sire to_foree one's group individually upon others."--Lord Melchett. Britain's smallest flight-sergeant in 1". 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