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"N wp 8--Scugog Citizen -- Tuesday, Jc Jary 21, 1992 Deals on wheels! great deal on.a lube, oil & filter with a 19 pt. inspection, for only $26.99. Speaking of Chrysler, did you see Lee lacocca on TV at the Detroit Auto Shaw? Powerful stuffl See the Chrysler ad on page 3. HN Hungry for a good deal? n Join the Breakfast Club > Galley Fish & Chips on Queen St. €njoy a Bargoon breakfast | for only $3. You can't beat that,- but you can beat an egg. See ad on page 18. Why not call up a few of your closest friends, on your FREE CELLULAR PHONE! Win a MEI cellular phone (retail price $650) at Port Perry Auto Glass. To qualify, all you have to do is have that cracked windshield replaced by fo experts at Port Perry Auto Glass. Save $50 on the replacement, and you're eligible for the phone draw. Do it today! Oh, and here's a riddle...why is a cracked -| windshield religious? Because it's holy! Wow! Check out,the big bargoons on at Pineridge Sports! Up to 75% off selected items! And you can win two tickets to see the Maple Leafs and Detroit on Feb. 11. These aren't grey seats, either -- they're reds at centre ice. My wife, Cathy, snapped this promo shot, at left, with Pineridge owner Doug Dempsey (that's him in the Maple Leaf sweater), his wife Marjorie Dempsey (the ref), and yours truly, Gordie Howe. In that other picture, over there on the right, Doug offers me some free lumber, upside the head. I guess it was that crack about Wendell Clark that upset him. Just kidding, Doug! Anyway, there's a great selec- | tion. of team sweaters for sale over at Pineridge, plus all kinds of hockey: deals. out the deal today! And stop by Pineridge Sports on Queen St. and say 'hi' to a couple of great sports -- you could be on your way to Maple Leaf Gardens! Caesarea ° Firefighters' first annual Walleye Tournament is heating up nicely. It promises to be a 'fin' day, don't miss out! All proceeds £0 to local charities. Check out my buddy John Ellis's column this week for all the details. Since John's col- umn last week (and the front page picture), John's phone has been ringing off the HOOK. Heh, heh! dF WITH DOUG OLLIFFE ! LO 1 or Na plans 'at this time! for Oshawa GM lay-offs General Motors announced Monday that 750 workers at the St. Catherines plant will be laid off indefinitely starting March 1. The company said "volume related declines in production lev- els" is the reason for the lay-off. The GM facilities in St Catherines employs about 8,000 people in the engine and compo- nent plants and foundry to produce engines, transmission, casting and She parts ad on page 17, and score a great HHA Chry: 0s a low, low price on - safety ifpections -- only $29.99 Do you care about the (plus all those pesky taxes), and a water you drink? That's my little sister-Shawna and her son Cameron (the cutie) with me in the photo at left. Being a new mom means a lot to Shawna and she really cares about what she gives little Cameron. That's why the Ultimate Water is impor- tant to people like my sister Shawna. Bear with me for a quick lesson in reverse osmosis. It's a purification process, not a filtration or In today's Citizen: distillation process (the latter requires'a great deal of electricity). Reverse osmosis forces the water through an extremely fine, semi-permeable membrane (I owe this understanding. to Larry Burt, my Gradg 13 biology teaclier. Hi, Larry!). Anyway, with my Mr. Whiz report out of the way, let me just say the result is an excellent quality water, ideal for making coffee, juice, ice cubes or even cooking. Think about it'and give it a try. You won't find the price lower than it is right now! See the back page of the Citizen for all the great deals at Dowson's Valu-mart. Don't forget, it's Week 2 of the weekly meal planner. * at GM Oshawa wh the Citizen* Monday there are no indefinite layoffs being consid- ered "at this time" at the Oshawa plants. usic festival Feb. 17 This year marks the 35th anniversary of the Sunderland Lions Music Festival. What began in 1957 as a one-day event has blossomed intd"a ten-day musical extravaganza, featuring some 1250 participants in 157 different piano, vocal and instrumental classes. The festival begins Feb. 17. As usual, a large contingent of musicians from the Scugog Township area will be participat- ing this yeqr including several school choirs and bands. Adjudicating the piano classes is Ms. Jacqueline Ryz of London, Ont. She received her ARCT in performance from the Royal Conservatory in Toronto and her Bachelor of Arts in music from the University of Winnipeg. Later, she received a Master of Music, performance, from McGill, where she studied with professor Charles Reiner. Ms. Ryz is currently a member of the piano faculty at Western Ontario Conservatory of Music and is active as an adjudi- cator, performer, accompanist and teacher. Ms. Linda Van Winden will adjudicate the vocal classes. She's a grad from the University of Western Ontario with a Bachelor of Music Arts, performance (voice) She has studied choral conducting and has worked as the" musical director on many musi- cals, Currently, she i director of the Oxford Youth Choi Instrumental dates will be «=A Recession Fable-- side of the road that catered to homeowners and-contractors. » There once was a man who built a small business by the Two for the price of He put up signs on the highway, advertised in newspapers one! and used direct mail to tell people how good his store was for gq A) home decorating. He did such a good job, that more and more 1. Paulmac's Pet people bought at his store. He did so well, he added on to Food offers a 20 kg. meet the i d. 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