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OUTSTANDING AUCTION Antiques, Collectables, Art Sunday, Nov. 1st - 12 PM Orono Town Hall, Main Street, Orono Auction features a quality selection of Antique Furniture, Flat to Wall, 7" Pine 2 Door Cup- board, 5' Harvest Table, Antique Dressers, Chests of Drawers, Edison Fireside Ph SATURDAY, NOVEMBER 14th Sale Time 1:00 PM HEREFORD CATTLE at Hickson Sales Arena, RR 2, , Ontario HEREFORDS from 12 of the Province's Top Herds. An out- standing Spperunty for the cattle & Cylinders (c1905), 2 Persian + man to Rugs, etc. Collectables inglude Spinning Wheel, Corn Broom Cutter, Blanket Boxes, Carved Decoys & Water Buffalo, Violin, Toplacoment stock 10 suit any beef operation. Blood lines from ASB Ret Butler, Raceway, Highnoon & Stick, elc. For information / catalogues Crocks & Jugs, elc. Fine Glass contact: & China include 7 pcs. Moor- Carl Hickson, Auctioneer croft, Royal Doulton Parson's 705-324-9959 or Daughter #HN564, etc. Art Work Doug Armstrong, includes Oils, Limited Edition 8 Sale Manager and Auctioneer Decorative Prints, etc. 705-748-3604 or (NOTE: New location and time Sales Arena 705-324-8311. for fall and winter auctions.) i rn MacGREGOR AUCTIONS Mike MacGregor 416-987-5402 AUCTION SALE Junlor West 416-983-5556 ~ Sandy, Oct. 31st - 11 AM Centre on McCowan Road. AUCTION SALE Sale includes: Royal Doulton's 6:30 PM - Friday Evening, Antiques and Household for GLADYS WRIGHT Willowdale, to be held at the Goodwood Community Centre. Follow Bloomington Rd., approx. 5 mi. east of Hwy. 48 to Hwy. 47. Watch for signs. SALE INCLUDES: 9 pce Walnut Dining room ste. with Glass Front & Sides, China Cab., V Leg Table with 2 Leaves, Side- board & Chairs (ex), Ant. Walnut China Cab., Ant. High Chair, Ant. 4 pc. Victorian style Settee (ex), Walnut Telephone Table & Chair, 1/2 Moon Parlour Table, Windsor Back Rocker, Maho- gany Coffee Table & End Tables, Ant. Rocking Horse, Balt & Claw Piano Stool, 4' Gossip Bench, Ant. Dresser with Mirror, Ornate Fern Stand, Walnut Hall Stand, Carved Wooden Indian, Ball & Claw Wingback Chairs, Bag Cart Scale, Oak Rolltop Desk (ex.), Chanel Mirror, Pine Kitchen Set with Double Ped. Table & Hutch with Glass Doors, Chesterfield and Chair (ex.), Living room Rocker & Chair with Wood Arms (ex.), Rec Room Sofa & Chair, Ant. Sleigh, Wooden Folding Chairs, Cast Fireplace Tools & Mantle, Monarch Steel Ice Box, Hoop- back Chairs, Eaton Fridge (new), Findlay Stove, Viking & Hoover Clothes Dryer, Speed Queen Washer, Woods 350 Freezer (ex.), Noma Electric Snowshovel, G.E. Air Cond., Hoover Vacuum, Butter Boxes, Pope John Paul Il and Sophie; Dishes, Glassware, Washstand, Rocking Chair Piano Stool, Nesting Tables, Old Chairs, Small Tables, Milk Bottles, Sports Cards, Tub Stand, Wool Winder, . and many other pieces. "EARL GAUSLIN Auctioneer (416) 640-3079 AUCTION SALE ems WALTER SEIS, Mt Albert, Follow Hwy. #48 to Mt. Albert Rd., go west to Holt, then north on 7th Conc. 7.2 km. or 1/2 mile north of Holboume Rd., to #21663. Walch for signs. FARM MACHINERY: J.D. 1120 Diesel Tractor with J.D. #48 Loader 2100 hrs (good), 16 hp Gravely Garden Tractor with 50° Mower, Cult, 2 Furrow Ferg. Plow, 8x6' Cult 3 pth., 6' Drag Type Disc, 12° Flat Rack Wagon (flat tires), Bush Hog, Log Splitter 3 pth., (new) J.K. Gr. Driv. Manure Spreader (good), Chicken Equip., Cement Blocks, Cedar Rails, 100 cc Suzuki Dirt Motorcycle, Sq. Stern 15' Canoe, Viking Radial Arm Saw (good), plus more. ANT. & HOUSEHOLD: 7 pec. Oak Dining Room St. 5 Leg Ornate Table with 3 Leaves & Skirted plus 6 Chairs, Ant. Omate Hutch with Bev. Glass (ex.), Ant. Oak Hall Seat, gauge Shotgun, Double Barrel Hammer & Non-hammer Shot- guns, Wm. Parkhurst & Amy Insignia. NOTE: Mrs. Wright has moved to Goodwood area to live with family members. (ex.), Various Collectables, plus much, much more. NOTE: Owners are moving to Kenora. Most of fumiture refinished and ready for your home. Owner or nol Owner or: not t responsible for any mishap any mishap occurring to the occurring to the public. GARY HILL AUCTIONS GARY HILL AUCTIONS & REG JOHNSON & REG JOHNSON Sunderiand Sunderland 1-705-357-2185 ¥ 1-705-357-2185 ML Albert ML Albert 1-416-473-2138 So, you think you've read it all by Helen Suzanne Just when you think you've read it all, something pops up in a newspaper that is beyond belief. "Tippy," from Rockford, Illinois, has invited 200 friends and relatives to her "BC" or "before cremation" birthday party. Tippy is 72, and has no immediate plans to check out of this life. She wishes to enjoy her "wake" while she. is alive and well. Unique idea, Tippy, but will it work? Two questions! How would one phrase such an invitation to 200 people and how on earth can you afford all those stamps? "Hi, there, loved ones. I'm hosting a "wake" for myself and my fondest wish is that you attend. I promise, it will be a star-studded affair. There will be of course, good food and drinks, followed by entertainment. Best wishes only. RSVP. Love and fun, Tippy. The Day They Stopped the "Chop" The outlook wasn't brilliant for the Atlanta Braves that day -- The series stood 3 games to 2 in favour of the Jays. And when Toronto scored a run, the first inning of the game, The Tomahawks were very still -- the chant was pretty tame. And so when Avery struck out and Justice did the same, A roaring cheer rang up among the Jays' Fans at the game, And 40 thousand more fans at home within the dome The Jumbotron were walching as Carter hit to bring White home. The Braves then made a comeback to tie the score at one, The bottom of the 3rd was over, the fourth inning had begun. And in the Fourth -- a home run, one of Maldonado's best, The Braves were left behind again, we put them to the test. Atlanta Fans were stricken and silently they sat, But what do you expect with our amazing Jays at bat. And then the Braves came up to bat and Justice hit a fly, But Winfield made a diving catch to help the inning die. The game continued on -- the tension mounting with each inning. Both teams, World Series Hopefuls, each intent upon their winning. The ninth was now in progress with Toronto still ahead, But the Braves then rallied back and tied the score -- What can be said? Extra Innings! We all cried - Can we stand the stress we're under? Will the pitcher rally on or commit a fateful blunder? All our hopes had been on Henke -- the Terminator, he's the best. But they pulled him in the tenth and brought in Key to face the rest. with his mighty two run double. The Atlanta Braves and Bobby Cox were now definitely in trouble. So to the plate, the Braves they came, two runs behind the lead. An eleventh inning comeback was all that they would need. Atlanta rallied back again, so sure they had the power. Would Otis Nixon be the Nation's Hero of the hour? The Jays have won the game! All America was watching, mouths agape in disbelief. But the Jays had won the Series, and the Braves were in defeat. So it doesn't seem to matter if our flag hangs upside down, Or the bad calls made against us -- . you can't keep a great team down! Ohl Somewhere in this favoured land the sun is shining bright, The ban ié playing somewhors and somewhere hearts are light, Right there, she has probably lost half of her loved ones. Some may faint, only to revive themselves with a splash of cold water, or perhaps something more spirited, shake their heads and vow never again to read another piece of junk mail. Others may wrongly assume that this crusty old broad departed our world ages ago and this is a message from the "beyond." Quite conceivably, given the shock of the letter, some of the chosen in a moment of panic, might just let their fingers do some frantic digging through the yellow pages under "psychiatrist," in the hopes they will find answers to "why am I here, am I going nuts, or most importantly, why do I always get junk mail? For the other half who are still "hanging in there," she has a memorable evening planned. -- -food and drink that are out of this world, entertainment into the wee hours of the mourning, excuse me, that's morning. Planters Punch and Frozen Daquiries will begin the festivities. For dinner itself, entrees include "steak and kidney pie, liver and onions, or heart and sole." All meals include salads you would just "die for." How about dessert? You choice of angel food cake or that heavenly, sinful mud pie. Freshly ground coffin, excuse me, coffee, will be served through the entire evening. Tippy has opted for the ultimate in entertainment. She tired to get Gabriel and the Trumpeters, but they had a previous engagement. Fortunately, Peter, Paul and Martha, of harpsicord fame will be honoured at the chance to perform. Bizarre as all this may sound, you have to love the response Tippy gave to the media when asked what propped, sorry, prompted her to celebrate her own wake ahead of time. "Why not," she said. "Can you do it when you're dead?" (Helen Suzanne is a Port Perry writer) The Scugog Citizen wishes you a safe and HAPPY HALLOWE'EN @® Wear bright clothing and carry a flashlight. @® Travel in pairs or small groups. @ An adult should accompany young children. @ Instruct your children not to eat anything until you have checked it. A light meal before departure will help. @® Give children some safe candy to eat their route. @ Use face makeup or paint for better vision. if a mask is used, cut large eye openings and push mask up on head while waking. @ Costumes should be light coloured & non-flammable. Use reflective tape an front & back for better visibility. @® Cross only at corners. Never dart between cars or cross in the middle of the block. @ Trick or Treating should be done while it is still light outside, visit only well lit homes. @ Children collecting for UNICEF should be accompanied by an adult. © Plan a route and curfew time. Watch for Block Parent homes in case you need halp. @® Be wary of large groups of youths not in costume. © Koep outside lights on and your yard clear of toys or obstacles that could cause a fall. . ETS) IT SU