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mp" Scugog Citizen -- Tuesday, January 4, 1994 --15 4a Callthe o.# i ; SCUGOG CITIZEN FOR REAL ESTATE & CLASSIFIED ADVERTISING RATES & INFORMATION CITIZEN HoME! {pp ~ RIDGEINORTH blu [8 Port Perry Plaza (905) 985-9777 Fax 985-9161 Mamber Oshawa & District Real Estate Board Morber Lindsay & District Real Estato Board cottage, and fishing at your front door. Priced for quick sale $96,900. Galt 985-9777 to 3 BEDROOM COTTAGE A aa om Access is ne rge lot, many ea trees. Could easily be turned into permanent residence. View Lake VIEW LAKE Cozy 2 bedroom trailer home. Spaci kitchen and living room. Large lot, 100 x 150", park-like setting. Asking $39,900. Call 985-9777 for full details. 5; Vow, ' area. Asking $89,900. At Ridge North Realty Ltd., we offer a friendly, caring personal service. We work as a team, not as individuals, to ensure your satisfaction whether buying or selling through our company. Not only do we advertise your property locally but on a regular basis in Lindsay, Unionville, Stouffville, Markham, Whitby, Ajax, and surrounding areas. Come into our office and talk to any one of our experienced sales staff and see the advantages of dealing with Ridge North Realty Ltd. Ask about our exclusive Computer Reporting System!!! & Bl Large 12 x 60" - 2 bedroom Olympic Mobile Home. 100 x 150' lot, 8 x 12 insulated porch, new roof, airtight stove, 4 piece bath, fridge, stove, dryer, TV tower, 2 storage sheds, all for only $38,800. COMPLETELY RENOVATED WATERFRONT HOME!!! Features walk-in closet, walkout base- ment, deck, new wiring, plumbing, insulation, drywall, floor covering, and windows. High efficiency propane forced , air furnace to be installed. Excellent value for only $169,900. i HEE LEEES BEAUTIFUL HOME IN BLACKSTOCK . . ; 3 bedrooms, 2 baths, eat-in kitchen with 1 walkout to deck. Finished rec room with f airtight and walkout. Move right in value $134,900! FULLY EQUIPPED RESTAURANT Turn-key operation. Excellent business. Owners retiring. Asking $89,900. for quick sale. Call 985-9777 for more information. Sales Reps - Residence Phone #'s YVONNE BURNETT ............. 986-0911 ALLAN (Hank) BERTRAND ... 985-3680 HEW! 985-401 PORT PERRY - KENT ESTATES Li is p Quay, Bungalow throughout. uality decor. Eat-in living / dining combination. He, family room with airtight setting. Large work- shop, new economical oil energy efficient furnace. Supet, lot, mature hedges and landscaping. and dias of Lake Scugog. oa to NEXT BEST THING to WATERFRONT! 2000 sq.ft. totally upgraded 3 bedroom home, overlookng park and. sandy beach and boat dock a short wak from our front door. Large opdn Sono with uge eat-in kitchen, new bak ds line, and woodburning stove dn a flag stone guest Bui, setting. This home is immaculate in basement. 20 every way, a pleasureto show! Listed at $159,900. SCUGOG WATERFRONT! SUNSETS! Wall cared for 3 bedroom home on 100 feet of treed waterfront in quiet lakefront community on north shore. Clean shore- d fistom h with S, foot satellite dish, CHUCK WILLES ig Cordless phones not a perfected science by Helen Suzanne | In the "Why didn't I know this" department, there jis something I need to clarify. | It's about remote telephones, I just found out that it's possible for others fin the area who also own remdte phones to listen in én conversations. Offhand, I'd say that.this relatively new cordless phone idea is by no means a perfected science. Let me cite a few personal examples as I feverishly reach back into my memoyy bank. To the lady three streets over 'and around the bend, if you were listening in on my conversation to the police about the hussy who prances around in the nude with the curtains wide open . . . could you have misintérpreted? Was there static on the line? Were we in the midst of a violent thunderstorm? What I really said was "it's policy to practice prudency in this hustle-bustle of life with a wide-open mind, or it couldy be curtains!" To the lady who lives behind me and across the field, you probably thought I said "that conceited old broad has had so many face-lifts in this life her feet are sticking out of her mouth!" What I really said was "to be able to stick it out ard face the broad picturdin life is a feat!" To anyone in the vicinity who listens in on the long distance chats I have with my twelve week old grandson, you probably think I'm talking some crazy, unintelligible baby lingo. Given the age of the battery in my phone, plus the poor connection from here to the West, I can understand - & where confusion could arise. With the exception of some idle chit-chat, the main topic of.our indepth conversations usually centre around polities, the ecological problems of this twentieth century; not to mention the university he "will be attending for medical school. Could the dogs barking and the roar of my vacuum cleaner in the background while I was aging It would never cross my mind to eavesdrpp on anyone else's conversations, although I now have my remote phone gluéd tomy hip at all times and I carry extra batteries in my pockets. And the pens, pencils and reams of paper 1 haul around are just for convenience sake, you understand. (Helen Suzanne is a writer who lives in Scugog Te hip. Her col on life im to enrol at Harvard have played a significant part in the chats being somewhat garbled? . Ee and laughter appears on a regular basis in the Scugog Citizen).