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"wp 23 _ Scugog Citizen, - Tuesday, April 3, 1996 -- All the marbles on the li by Andy Seeley Sunday's first game watt Chargers played by the J&D Hawks « A who defedted the Monsma 5-0. Kbtarba was the first to ABhbridge, followed by score with assists from "John Gary Lance and Tim Steve Groves who was assisted by John Mackey and Keijo Ki Then goal with assists from Jim Fowler and Terry Flieler, then Tony Oxley finished the Lov oy ain an Keijo Kinnunen scored with assists from John Mackey and Steve Groves. In the third period Brian Norton was assisted by Tim Ashbridge and Gary Lance in his goal, then Brian Burns was assisted by John Mackey and Bob Collins for the final goal. 'I~ In game two the Pizza Delight Roosters beat the Taylor Aces 4-0 sending . them to the "Toilet Bowl". Dave Bourgeois scored the first goal with an assist from Brian Stevenson, Kevin Drennan and Kaleigh Spence, both 5, werd , then Mark Pehlemann part of the Port Perry Figure Skating Club's annual carnival Friday night, entertaining a large Tony Oxley and Jeff audience. scored; with assists from Johnstone. Rick Last call for hardball Nestato Media League Registrar, Kevin Balser, has announced that the last formal registration day for players in the newly expanded league is to be Saturday, April 6, 1996 at the Nestleton Community Centre from 10:00 am until 2:00 pm. s Players of all ages are encouraged to sign at this time. Forms may also be picked up at Pineridge Sports. Parents and players are reminded that the Winter Ball Clinic continuey to operate each Thursday night at the Cartwright Central Public School. Just show up at 7:00 pm or call Dale McClurg at 986 -5196 for further information. Players are encouraged to get signed, as the team lists for this.season are * being compiled for submission on April 13, 1996,,and we expect a big year. No previous experience in hardball is required; and' those wishing to coach are still very welcome. For further information * call Kevin Balser at 986 - 4954. Game ikon was a 'much closer game with the Compton Comets finally - defeating the Harrison Flames 2-1 in the last seconds of the game. Bill Foote got the first goal for the Comets with an assist from Doug Bronson, then "Bill. Bridge scored the Flames' first with an unassisted shot. Then with 53 seconds left in the game, Steve Connors scored with Doug Bronson and David Roth assisting. In game four the Fitzgerald *~ Clippers defeated the Pineridge Wolves 3-1. Detek Fitzgerald scored the first two goals of the game for the Clippers,with assists from Greg, Fitzgerald, Jim Park, Doug 'Suppelsa and Carl Fitzgerald! Then Warren Geer scored for the Wolves with 'assists from Wayne Norton and Robert VanCamp. The final goal was scored by Dave Milton who was assisted by Rick Campbell" and Carl Fitzgerald. Game 5 was the closest game with the Ball-Callery Senators tying the Van & Truck World Sharks at 4- 4. The Sharks started out with a 2-0 lead aftér Dave Dickson scored with assists from Brad Menzies * -and Carl Durward, and scored J Adam Js Ee - hen Mark Decosta scored a shot assisted by Ken Jeffrey and Paul Goreski followed by another Sharks' goal by Dave Dickson and assisted by Brad Menzies. Fred line for SHL playoffs ffatt scored the next for the Senators with n assist from-Rob Evi followed by Rob Evérrs coring with assistance from Ken Jeffrey and Fred Moffatt. Paul Goreski scored the final goal for the Senators with an assist from Ken Jeffrey. Brad Menzies finished the game with a goal assisted by Carl Durward and' ris Asselstine. Be sure to remember that next week's games are on Saturday, April 6th. " Finals: 9:00~4 Harrison Fuels vs. Monsma Electric 10:00 - €qmpton Cable vs. Fitzgeralq Weed Control 11:00 - Ball/Callery & Assoc. vs. Taylor Fuels 12:00 - Van & Truck World vs. Pineridge Sports: 1:00 - Pizza Delight vs. J&D Gerpertzy With Todd Healey If there is any timerof the year that heart, early spring is it. Follow hockey? Great, because the playoffs loom which mean office pools, drafts, and during the early rounds, a game on the tube every night. B-ball turn your crank" Pro hoops are at the three-quarter pole headigg for the stretch drive and the NCAA "March Madness" tourney crowning the National Champion is pared to the H Final Four. Like to put a few bob on the nags" The run for the roses awaits in the Kentucky sunshine, where the sport of kings takes a backseat to no-one each spring at Churchill Downs. Itching to get on the links? Live vicariously through the pros as'they stroll around the Augusta National in Georgia, striving to be fitted for a green | lac t, the symbal of Masters ~~excellence. (If a poll were taken, the ' 12th hole at Augusta has to rank as the most beautiful, yet intimidating par 3 in golf). Miss Tom and Jerry and the eall of "hooking,.hooking, fooouuulH™® No problem. Grapefruit league packs its bags for the show and hope springs eternal fof even the most downtrodden of teams and fans alike. A rock and roller? The world curling + stage crowns both the men and women champions this year on Canadian soil in Hamilton. If none of the above has made your clicker finger twitch, you should be line-dancing somewhere. Ardund the horn - The sham that is boxing continued with Iron Mike's recent 3-round mugging of the aging, 36-year old Frank Bruno from over 'ome. Apparently, the paying public's preference is blood rather 'than sport, since Don King continues to bring in has-beens and never-will-be's to fight SPORTS CORNER can lay claim to a sporting enthusiast's | his boy for record*purses. Until Lennox Lewis or Riddick Bowe fight Tyson, the only thing of consequence on the line is the'brain cells of Tyson's opponents. . When oh when will I ledrn to stop, picking Villanova in the NCAA tourney". . . Last week, an LPGA member chose to 'come out of the closet" as it were, to a collective yawn from media, fans, and sponsors. Maybe Ben Wright was wrong after-all. Perhaps ponsors aren't concerned with esbianism in golf - maybe their discrimination is based solely on gender period. Either way, the women's tour makes half the coin the men do and Ben 'Wright is still unemployed. Don't you just love political correctness?. . . If the Leaf's make the playoffs, and it's looking as though they will, their probable first round matchup would be with either Detroit or Colorado. Can you say toast? . There's trouble in the windy city. Jeremy Roenick's ankle may be worse than the team is letting on and Bernie Nicholls recently spouted off to the press, bemoaning the fact that management made no effort to improves) the team before the trading deadline. For his troubles, Broadway Bernie is now toiling on the fourth line. Why is it that when a Mark Messier does the same as Nicholls, he is branded a leader" As Jim Bouton said, "You're only as smart as your ERA". . . Congratulations to the Port Perry Juvetiiles on their 5 game waxing of Sutton.to win the 'All-Ontario championship. Two of their sparkplugs, Jeff Card and Jeremy Norton are likely to be crui around the Sunday morning league hext year, a thought that makes me feel decidedly old. / The Brooklin Bruins did _ what they had to on Sunday afternoon, and hat was win to force a inva and déciding game in this best of three League Championship final for the Port Perry Broomball Association. They did it in convincing fashion with a . 4-0 'blanking of the Homelife Swampers. The Swamper's ltender Keith Trembl two on one play was accidentally knocked in by the defender. With Tremblay pulled for the extra attacker and with the Bruins short-handed, Dennis MacWhirter floated a high pass just below the ceiling over the centre line where it was picked up by Attwood who then put it in the empty net with the 'clock showing: forty nine couldn't be faulted on half of the goals as they were deflected in off this defenders in frgnt who just happened to get various parts of theif bodies or sticks in the way of Bruins' shots. The first goal was awarded to Rob Mason on just such a play-as his shot going wide of the net was re-directed into the vacant short side. This occurred with just under' two minutes left in the opening period and was followed up immediately by a goal from the stick of Perry Mason with Luc Collard drawing the assists. The Swampers were again victims of their own fate as Nick Attwoad's pass to Wayne Tate on a ds to play. The last bonsplel of the season was the Dowson Valu-Mart Mixed Event held Saturday at the Port Perry club. Ken Dowson, left, congratulates the team of Don Phinney, John Bardeleben, Carrie Fielding and Janice Law who finished with 44 points. That was one up on the Scott Howle rink of Dave Roth, Kelly Evans and Deb Thompson. Phinney needed to win seven ends In his final game to finish first in this popular bonsplel. 'Bruins remain alive Jim Raaphorst pigked up the shutout for the Bruins and deserved it in the first period " where~ the Swampers, held the advantage, for the most part until the last few minutes. The third and deciding game will be played this coming Saturday evening at 5 o'clock at the local arena thus putting an end to'the 1995-96 Jenson. ' great season ort Perry Advanced kes"finished off their n this past Saturday with a Parent/Child match- up. Havifig a great turnout, the Tykes paired against their parents, fnaking this 'special event memorable for all. The Players and Parents would like to take this Coaches, Rick Henry, Fred Moffatt and Gord allace of Dayid's Hairstylil Mike Passmore, Bailey, Ed Olsen and Ray Dallas of Dollar Plus for their time, patience and expert guidance in creating a solid foundation for the future of Port Perry Minor Hockey. Tykes finish a David's Hairstyling and - Dollar Plus Bargain Centre are to be thanked for their sponsorship and support + throughout the year: opportunity to thank the , A special wish of thanks to our Convenors, Dave . and Connie Stewart, what a great 'P. S. season. Thanks for the, as. - The v