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. 1 h "© We have often wondered why the ' "eorn begins to curl upon & hot day while the cockle burrs Yemain green " and flourish just the same regardless "of whether it rains or not. Sd ad _.-- _ September Now the glad year's afternoon Hurries on apace, Now the mountain ash tree, With a dainty grace, Dons her lovely party gown-- Coral Beads and lace. -- No clown in a circus is ever as funn as a dumbbell men or woman who struts around wearing a haughty look, Man--"You seem to be mo lover of music, although you have four musi cal daughters," Netghbor--"It you had four musical daughters you would be no lover of music," I Put and Take "Women take to good hearted men," says a writer. Also from, say we. Impatient Man Outside Telephone Booth--""Can I help you find the num- per that you want?" Sweet Young Thing--*"0h, no, thank you, Idon't want a number. I'm look- ing for a pretty sweet ndgme to give el my new dog." : k Rapld Transit. gt. Peter--"How did you get here?" Citizen--" Flu!" _ 8pring Is Here "Papa; are you growing taller all the time?" "No, my child. Why do you ask?" «Cause the top of your head Is poking up through your hair." old Ragson Tatters, of 'Brushville, yays he knows- night prowlers will never hold his Sary Jane up for any- hing else but her money, 80 he never gives her any. ; Gr -- z 3 "g The telephone bell rang in the fire lepartment. The operator plugged in lor the call. ns fc Pimid Volce--"Is this the fire depart- ment?" - Fireman (eagerly) -- "Yes, that's ght." i - eer Ed Timid Voice-- "Well, I've just built ' '» new rock garden and I've just put in jome new fall ferns--" ! Fireman (roaring) -- "Where's the fre?" 5 Timid Voice (going on)--"Some of \hese ferns and other 'fall plants are very expensive and--" ~ 'Pjreman--"Look here! You want a Bower shop." : Timid Voice--"No, I don't. 1 was coming to that in a minute. My neigh- bor's house is on fire, and I don't want your clumsy firemen treading over my w rock garden when you come here." 5 , Advertisement: V spartment by couple with no antil September 1." -- ov eet. "Wanted -- Small children Minister-- "Will you have this wo- man to be your wedded wife?" Groom -- "What the mischief you think I came here for?" Mother kicked when Daddy first be- same a traveling man, but now she's yorry he didn't decide to be an arctic sxplorer. Doctor (gazing critically at patient) ~"Did you take my advice and sleep with all the windows open?" Patient (murmuring) -- "I did, doc- jor." . - Doctor--" Good. And I suppose you pave pretty well lost that cold" you had?" Patient--*No, Doctor. suit, watch and chain." -, ~ Only my best Thomas--"I hope we'll agree after we're married." ) Tess--' 'Maybe you won't at first, but you'll soon learn, dear." : ; ; rian Friendship The value of friendship has never peen disputed. Platus, 200 years B.C, © quoted the saying that "A friend In need is a friend indeed!" A true friend is a priceless possession, Money cannot buy one. The only way to get éne is to be one, When you have 8 friend to share your pleasures, you get twice the happiness out of them, 8uc- cess without someone to share it with way be empty. Time given to being a friend is never wasted. It is an in- yestment in happiness, 'and if one you hive befriended proves faithless, that 1a his 1088, not yours, You gain by be- . ins a friend. You gain by having 8 friend. - Ai 1! hacen unugey . The death-rate from road accidents ; a is higher in Johannesburg, Cape ts Aw : Town, and Pretoria than in the six £ the Iason: _oltles of Great Britain, o being, in Pretorius 80, fn Johan: burg 24, and in Cape Town 22 per London's fgure is 16.4" per : ,000, Radio Stare Take Toronto AROUND THE DIAL By AUSTIN MORAN Assoc. Radio News Syndicate-- re -- J I A ih o nished with Every Pa 4 * > *e -> * By Storm--Bert : gram-- Will Roger's Popularity Amos 'N' Andy and Countess Albani : Ovations . . . cheers and encores greeted those two famous the National Broadcasting Company . .. Amos 'n' Andy. These ficlals of the large theatre, which handed over to charity ... . they engineered such a fine entertainment, We had the priv meeting these two black-face comedians and having a few words wi They expressed themselves in this way . +. 1 have not been accorded a reception from an audience that will with the one tendered us by this gathering of Canadian people. going to return to Toronto and meet all our friends again as soon as will permit", no doubt this has helped in no small way which they enjoy. h Appearing on the same program was goprano_of the National Broadcasting Company. fnstant hit with the audience -and received encore Countess came to the United States her parents , . . spent most of her earlier yearg in a convent .. ber vacations on her father's sugar plantation in the West Indies , studied music at the Horace Mann school in New York, finishing gought an interview with the director of Wj new show and which immediate hit. It was Romberg's "New Moon", tess Albani was given the dramatic lead, following this she was signed by the National Broadcasting'Company.. . Countess Albani has many hobbles, she writes, rides horses, spends most of her sparé moments gongs and ballads into Spanish, = Regardless of her, love for a career, her interest in her busy life. Countess Albani gays--"It I thought fessional career interfered with my being a good mother; I woul the microphone." : Bert Lahr Stays Eddie Cantor returns to the was packed to capacity. to bring Countess Albani $s 8% ® & * * Chase & Sanborn Hour, Sept. 10th, so pleased with his work that they have just signed him to a new contract, and will put him back on' the air October Wednesday night Chase & Sanborn Tea program hig music , .. "Funnyman" Lahr's microphone success on an equally rapid rise 0 tisnilent stardom, * Will Rogers Will Rogers, back to the air at the request of geveral senators, mock meeting of the earlier in the Summer, The Senators enjoyed the fun he poked Rogers preside the air all of them who were available hope that 'you will return soon with your humourous and wholeso ment on national affairs", \ } mouthful of gum before he is called to the mike for his program - der it Will does' it for a publicity stunt in the bopé that some of manufacturers might 2honsis him. on oie of thelr programs, » » » We Hear That-- Ben Bernie the are certainly practising economy. instead of full-blooded Indiang for. thelr sure cutting things in half." * The romance of Cleveland society girl, a casbd of love at first sight and their engagement was later. Gordon is to announce the Nellson Hour this fall, An actor identified with the famous stage star, Toronto rehearsing a program the next few weeks, Western films. began at & hause party in Cleveland, 'Tis ka announced thr Irene Bordoni, 1 se. 8 © B®» * = And So On-- : pe, 2 Frank Crumit--She treats her husband like a Greek god. Julia Sanderson--How eo? : 2 Crumit--She places & burnt offering before him at every meal. « & ® ® 8% * . Georgle Burns--Oh, Gracie, the {nstallment man's here. Gracie Allen--All right Georgie, tell him to take a chair, Georgie--I did Gracle, but he sald he'd start with the radio and 11.00--014 Folks (CRBC), COCA] CROT \ CRCT - CKAC Lahr on New Pro- artists of the networks came to Toronto through the arrangements of of- Canadian Radio Commission, andwmade their appearance at a The entire proceeds were the Commission put it's best foot forward when "puring our whole career we These two chaps are a splendid. gxample of congeniality, and to them the popularity Olga Countess Albani, soft volced after encore, After one audition Coun- paints, * fences and translating American six-year-old gon is the biggest fen't 'going to interfere with Bert Lahr at all, Lahr's sponsors have been 4th, ag the star of the with Qeorge Olsen and has followed closely that be-splattered dispenser of current humour was brought Senate during one. of his broadcasts from Washington on that occasion 80 much that when it was announced that he was leaving gent him a telegram _ expressing the It is sald that will has & great time with a "Old Maestro" says the movie producers in Hollywood The producers are only using half-breeds Ben says "That's uJimmie" Melton, NBC tenor and Marjorie McClure, 8 Calder, popular singer on commercial and Commission programs that is to be commercialized on the air within -- stars of popular ilege of th them. compare We are was an The old with . . later this she was an guickly my Pro. d desert yellow gingham check with but that for first fall school days. Many other materials sui however. 65 week able and sturdy. ity for school girls." d over a freedom. Style No. 2788 is designe 8, 10, 12 and 14 years. at them me com- + Won- the gum trasting. HOW TO ORDER PAT Service, 73 West Adelaide S <2 '" id it was ee weeks ; Dentists Disagree on s now in parently don't agree ont statements of delegates to can Dental Hyglenists' Ass convention here. "Ugo a large toothbrush rotary movement," advised Fones, Bridgeport, Conn. bristles, to be jiggled up an yacuum, tween the teeth," recommen The original was smart brown and low pique trim. Itis a splendid choice 6 The wool jerseys in plain or patterns are very desir- Tartan plaids in gingham or in v-oolens 'are promised much popular- The buttoned yoke is smart idea, and note the inverted skirt plaits for . Size 8 requires 2% yards 36-inch material with 34 yr 86-inch con- Write your name and address plain- ly, giving number and size of such patterns as you want. Enclose 16c in stamps or coin (coin preferred; wrap it carefully) for each number, and address your order to Wilson Pattern of Brushing Teeth Chlcago. -- Dentists themselves ap- method of brushing teeth, judging from * wUse a very small brush with fine crrrereeees snes Smart Neat "Return of Horse" _ EVENTS School Dress Noted in Britain By HELEN WILLIAMS. Improvement Evident in Hasttuted Pras aking Lecson Far. Quality and Quantities tern of Annual Entries Derby, Eng.--Motorcars may crowd British highways, but in the country the horse is still holding its own, This was indicated by the marked mprove- ment in both the quality and quantity of 'the horse entries in the Royal Show Britain's principal agricultural exhi- bition--held here recertly. 'While all of the horse classes show- ed an increased number of entries, both Suffolks and huhters were of markedly fine breeding. = All 10 hunt- er classes were well filled, ahd in the hunter-breeding classes there wer 102 entries as against 56 a year ago. The King and Queen, who visited the show on the second day, showed particular interest in an allotment which had been cultivated on the show ground by the unemployed men as an illustration of what was being done by the Society of Friends' Allotments Scheme for the Unemployed. The plot was representative of more than 100,- 000 men's gardens, which ] ave been started with the help of that scheme in England and Wales, Chatsworth, the famous Derbyshire house, at which the King and Queen are staying durirg show week, contri- buted an interesting nonccmpetitive exhibit to the forestry section. It consisted of a variety of farm requi- sites--from carts to window frames-- manufactured at Chatsworth from the timber on the estate, and showing the possibility of a large estate in the English Midlands being self-support- ing in this way. A miniature farm made on the show ground was shown Ly the Derbyshire County Council, Which started it nearly a year ago. " The exhibits included an appeal by the British Wild-Plant Nurséries, which is under the direction of the Wild Plant Conservation Board. Fol- lowing the lead of many other coun- tries, this British society is protecting the countryside from being denuded of its wild flowers and plants. Cattle entries, totaling 1,149, show- ed an increase. Dairy Shorthorns were strongest with 171 head, the famous Lincolnshire Red predominat- ing. The Prince of Wales won a first prize with Cambus Matchmaker, in the class for two-year-old Shorthorn bulls. The King also had some fine entries in the cattle section irom his farms at Windsor and Sandringham. The goats were remarkable this year as the one kind of animal which surpassed all-precedent, both in num- bers and milk yield. . a In the sheep section, for which there were 573 entries, Mr. J. D. Mor- gan was an outstanding winner with his South Down exhioits. Altogether he had 42 entries in .the show and was one of the largest exhibitors. The pig entries showed a big jump, advancing from b51 to 688, and including<sev- eral new breeds. fresh yel- would be d for sizes TERNS. t., Toronto. Method he proper tho Amer Sees Big Boom oclation In " oe o For Dominion in a swift Wants Dr. A. C. . ; PALL Financial Structure Ready Declares Lord d down be- MacMillan. ded Dr, W. ol MONDAY J. Carter of Des Moines, Ia. Winnipeg.--Canada is on the eve iki dat h P.M. . "Use any brush, but use it well and cf a great economic development and "IN THE AIR" 7.00--Amos 'n Andy'... .. CRCT| often, and it isn't necessary to apply the task of the Royal Commission on holhecuci : 9.00,--Greater Minstrels WHAM | pgwder, paste or mouth-wash," was the banking is to determine whether 'the Radio's All-Star A. & P. Gypsies ..... WBEN | fo¥mula of Dr, Benjamin Tishler of Dor.inion's banking and general fin- its 10.00--Contented Hour .. . WLW [ Boston. - ancial equipment is equal to bear the Presentations a TUESDAY -- strain when that development comes, -~ A P.M, } "Even the d : in the opinion of Lord MacMillan, WAVE LENGTHS 7.00--AmO8 "i ANdY woven CRCT | people Ser Nag Js to most | chairman of the commission. Kilo- | 8.00--Blackstone .... wee WBEN | fertrand Russell. ' i commission Si through s| 9.00--Ben Bernie w WQAY innipeg en route to Victoria, where Swen ; Metres yoy 0.30--Firo Chief .. WLW ay 16H Qhras ore soasiston pay western hearings will begin. CKNGC, TOronto "600 10.00--Lives at Stake ..... WTAM LA over, And t isn't{ "The real question of the moment CFCF, Montreal cue Hour of GAIELY. werner CRCT caused by hay, and they don't cure it. [jg whether Canada has an adequate CFCH, North Bay we 822 930 The most important manufacturing|and general financial struct d CFCO, Chatham sus 297 ne il WEDNESDAY industry connected with field crops In | the proper equipment to deil with its CFRB, Toronto wus. 43 69 7.00--AmMOS "nN ADAY wuvvrrres sone ORCT Canada is flour milling, which dates problems," said the noted - English CKAC, Montreal . . 41 a 7.45--The Goldbergs "WBEN back to the settlement at Rort Royal | jurist. CKCR, Waerioe RISO fe o%o | 8.00--Chase & Zandborh we CRCT (now Annapolis, N.S.) In 1605. "This investigation is in no sense CRCT, Toronto ww 28 goo | 1000--Corn Cob Club Way| pulang societies aro ourabing| an attack on he Tonal LO ORCO, GHANA wom 1010 One Hour With You «.... CRCT hid He, British Empire, even stent fhe chairman told interview- ri | YEAS rion" stoma, ian uta, | he He RE ar 5 3 bid Ore: preston 310 | Bs Any es OROT| TER HS CCH DEE OE meet the strain that wil CPRY, Toronto une 357 840 | 8.00--Rudy Vallee ... . CRCT | O88 e put upon it when Canada enters KDKA, Pittsburg wu... 306 930 upon the period of great economic de- KMOX St. Louls we 276 1090 velopment which is near at hand. KYW, GhIGAUO runs 294 © 1020 37 Ibs OF FAT GONE "Our work is not to be restricted ' eobennas anes nnd 2 . to an ordinary decennial revision of WABGC, New York we 349 860 Mark Warnow -.... 2 Ag : WBBM, Ch1cago wun 389 770 10.00-- Willard ROBINSON wuuvvrreesis CFRB the Bank Act. I think the reason for WBEN, Buffalo wows 833 900 AL 301500 meme wrAM| No Wonder She Looks Arpresching the revision this year WEAF, New YOrk cu. 454 660 | 11.00--Luigt Romanelll wu: CRCT |g Younger , frong a Royal Commission rather WENR, Chlcago wu 345 870 FRIDAY Thon: Sich SRUREUr You ANE te t op ihrengh A palismeniony com- WGR, Buffalo emi 645 650 | P.M. ] ing!" What 8 pleasure to hear Ot mw © i D fostie or a bin er sur- WGY, Schenectady iu. 379 700 | 7.00--Amos 'n Andy snes CRCT | compliment from your friends' lips-- g . oN iy economic si Bajo WHAM, Rochester ...... 281 1150 8.00--0ities Bervice wri CRCT hi : would. he presumptuous for us rors as this woman did. to prescribe to the Canadian Govern: WHKBW, Buffalo wun 202 1480 | 9.00--Musical Store .... "Since 1 started taking Kruschen t hi h h WJZ, New YOrk uum 394 760 | 9.80-48POrtylews suns Salts," she writes, "I Toys reduced politi EM oo tht Joe ¥ he " WIR, Detrolt wm inn 400 760 "Armour Program .. myselt by 87 Tg. I am still going Port NY) por » Oui-inguiry Wil be 'WLW, Clncinnath ws 428 700 Pond's Players .... down and hope goon to be normal "Ie M in i WMAQ, ChICAgo som i 447 670 110.00--Carling Program Ct My. health has greatly im-| b ord Macmillan said he expected to WTAM, Cleveland esses 280 + 3070 First Nighter .. proved, My friends see such a Utter. 8% fome. exiticiers 3b, {ho weet * SUNDAY 10.30--Frigldaire wwii: ehce in me now, I look younger, and ra P.M. Eastern Daylight Saving Time. Lum & ADDER cummin 1 have-such a fresh Jook always [Its alaw of nature that faint-heart- 8.00--Natlonal Opera Con. wwe CRCT SATURDAY, | about my, face which I never used to|ed men should be the fruit of luxurious Symphonic HOUT wwii CFRB| P.M. ' have. I take my usual food, but my countries, for we never find that the 4.00--Fiddlers Three wim OROT| 7.16--Annle, Judy and Zeke .. WBAL | first drink in the morning is my little | same soll produces delicacies and Cathedral Hour seine CFRB 7.80--Kindergarten iu. --w.we. WBAL| dose of Kruschen Salts, which I will| heroes.--Herodotus, §.00--Paul Ash Orch. wun OROT | 9.30--K-7 Mystery .. ' WBEN | néver be without.,"--(Mrs.) K. 0 6.830--Chicago Knights mnie CFRB 10.00--Dancing Party .. sven ORCT| The six salts in Kruschen keep the / 7.00--Jules LANG sovvenrerisesensmssnes CRCT 10.15--George 'Wade «ue we .. OFRB| organs ot elimination in perfect trim A new kind of 12-cylinder engine is $,00=RUDINOM wuvvssiervuvanmssssssssnive ORCT | 10.80--Cuckoo Program wei... WHAM and so ensure a regular, gentle and | only 16 inches high, and therefore can 10,00--Operetta (CRBC) wuss CRCT | # BULOVA time dally over Stations natural clearance of all fat-forming be fitted beneath the floor of a motor food refuse. N bus as a SPACE BAVET. ol: I SAA 1) [Ch fo) :7Nelele You know QUALITY ¢ « s whether it's tools or chewing tobacco you're using. In chewing tobacco the best means YOU MIGHT AS WELL CHEW Ve E So They Say: "Falling in love is by no means the most foolish thing mankind does." -- Albert Einstein, i "We have come to the place in his- tory where we are rearranging the values of life."--Mrs. Franklin D. Roosevelt. "A price level is as different from an individual price as the sea level i8 different from the height of a wave,"-- Irving Fisher. "There are no ready-made solutions tor the depression.'--Sir Walter Lay- ton. ' " "Not much, but enough and the best, is my motto."--Andre Simon. : "The anvil of debate alone can shape the tools of government."--Harbert Hoover. «It §8 expecting too much to hope that there will come from the over burdened brains of practical bankers a vision of the true functions of gold and money.'--Frank A. Vanderlip. "In greatest measure tact is the re- sult of training." --Emily Post. "The big trouble with the show busi- ness is that whenever an actor and his wite are forced to be separated be- cause of work reports get going that there-ie to be a divorce."--Conrad Na- gel. «Whatever dangers threaten, we need not fear that civilization will perish."--Havelock Elis. "Only a few men know or can even guess at twenty-two where they will bo at forty-five.'--Bruce Barton. "In these years, with few precidents to guide us, to have no failures is to have "attempted nothing."--Prince of '| Wales. "The government and the private citizen are partners to-day in a nation- wide welfare gervice."--Newton D. Baker. "It is still true that the hand that rocks the cradle rules the world." -- Lord Robert Cecil. "There is only one good thing about the Slump and that Is it may stop men from trusting again in the Boom."--G, K. Chesterton, "The ordinary man is an anarchist. He wants to do as he likes.,"-- George Bernard Shaw. "Qelf-sufliciency in the field on the part of nations ultimately ple."--J. Ramsay MacDonald, "Reformers work on the principle that you can pump goodness into a man if you will first pump out the bad- ness to make room for it."--Charles H. Parkhurst. "When we secure an act of govgrn- ment which is helpful to ourselvbs it should be helpful to all men."--Frank- lin D. Roosevelt, "politics is the lovely lad in the par- lor and economics the kitchen maid who does the work, -- Owen D. Young. "There Is one rule for industrialists and that is: Make the best quality of sible, paying the highest wages pOS- sible.,--Henry Ford. "To mix religlon and business is to spoil two good things."--Dean Inge. 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It steadies the nerves . « » BH EN you eat better « . sloop better + + JV' relleves and backache see makes endurable. If you are n want to be, chance to help from your druggl {SSUE No. 34--123 7 EN