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ran 53 oh dy sue The man who delivers the goods usually collects, 3 is Uppish Youth ( g to be im- cess nen) dle Iry Ww. © i 8 bed and ringing one's bell for one's valet, fa : . = Sweet Young Thing~--Have you a valet? Col : * Uppish Youth--No, but I have a bell, . . : *- Whe written word Is much better| the political and commercial capital 'than one pi from mouth t0|gt the British Empire and is, in some passe ; 'mouth; but a kiss--Well, that's dif- ferent, = | == : " 4P've come," sail the woman poli 'tician, "to ask you to support me." "I'm sorry, Miss," replied the man, "but you're too late, I've been mar ried for years." "Probably the most worthless thing In the world is a worthless check, Junior--Daddy, what is debt? Daddy--The rent, the note at the bank, and the instalment on the car. Daughter--Mother dear, that new clerk thinks I'm the nicest girl in town. Shall I let him call? Mother--No, let him keep on think- ing so. Nn - If the meek ever Inherit the earth, they'll find their property pretty heavily plastered with mortgages by those who were not go meek. | Little Boy---What's etiquette? Slightly Bigger Brother--It's say- Ing 'No, thank you," when you want to say 'Yes. 3 2 Swat! SWAT! Swat! SWAT! Swat! The fly has a thousand eyes, Cyclops but one, ; Yet the life of a whole lot dies When we swat just one. : What is the difference between a thief and a person who will beat you cut of an honest debt? asks a well known writer. Well, if there is any difference at all it certainly is in fav- or of the thief, 2 Mrs. Betts (to her new neighbor)' * --1I met your husband for thu xirst «time at the concert the other even- fng. He struck me as being a man of rare gifts, Mrs, Potts (sniffing) --He: certain- ly is! I've only had three presents from him since we were married. Happiness is the feeling a woman has when her new dress is the admir- ation of the men and the envy of wo- men, : x ~- Floorwalker--That customer sald you did not show her common civility. Salesgirl--What? Why, I showed her everything in this department." Writing for a living is one of the surest ways of starving to death. _'Daughter--Mother dear, I want to get married, x : Mother--No, my dear, you are not "wise enough, Daughter--When shall I be wise enough? Mother-- When you get over the idea that you want to get married. - Rd Marriage, like genius, is one tenth |. inspiration and nine tenths perspira- tion. x 3 iggy A pretty blond flapper. called at the hospital the day after an accident. | Flapper---I want to .seé the young man who was injured in the auto ac- cident. last night, = _ - = Nurse--Are:you the girl who was with him? : ' Flapper--Yes, and 1 thought it was only right to come and give him. the kiss he was trying-to get when the accident happened. Specks 'before the eyes is a. sign 'one: needs specs before the eyes, In Chicago, Tomaso Ricardo, Itul- ian, 'was being examined as an appli- . cant. for citizenship papers. ; "Can you tell me how many states there are'in the Union?" the examin- ing Judge nuked. : "Mr. Judge," answered talk to you. You know your business, I 'know my business, You ask me how many states in Union, 1 ask you how many bananas in a'bunch?" Achjevement Katherine Cornell is just complet- ing one of the most memorable ges- tires in the history of the American stage. : ? vis ' While other actors and producers * lamented the decline of the "road," Miss Cornell decided to do something "about its vis ; And as she completes an extreme- cessful' 16,000 mile tour up -"and 'down and across 'the United States she has done more than a thousand essays to prope that the national Interest in the 'theatre is neither dead nofydying. ; 'That the tour has established, Miss Cornell as the foremost Ameries -product 'of her 'to understand how it is that the two "|g letter are typical of those of | the system .of all fat-forming food Ricardo, "1| t CAPITAL: . LONDON == that m s spite of fluctuations of trade and com- merce, 18 still centre of things, It 1s by far the largest city in the world, having an area of 443,465 acres and a population of 8,202,818 in 1931. This shows an increase of over 700,000 since the census of 1921. London is respects, the most fascinating city In the world--why this should be even those who love it best are unable to tell. Tradition, history and the gla mor of old things are in its very at- mosphere, The conservatism of a city that knows its importance and maintains its pageantry and old cus- toms, observed even down to tlie meanest' denizen of the streets, Is, perhaps, one of its attractions. I am not going into the history of London, nor am I gojng to describe places and things everybody reads about. This article will deal with human interest happenings and may be continued in next week's issue. Street Scenes, The sights of the London streets RHEUMATISM GOES WITH EXCESS FAT Both Banishedby Kruschen Wher one realises that the cause of overweight is closely- associated with the cause of rheumatism, it is easy troubles can so easily be overcome by: the same remedy. "The experiences told in the follow. many other sufferers: --*I first start- ed taking: Kruschen Salts for rheu- matism in my ankle joints. Being rather stout, I thought perhaps they would remedy both troubles, and you cannot realise how surprised T was with the effect. T.don't feel-anything of my ankles now. And not only that --my weight has reduced 19 lbs. in just three weeks. 1 am still reducing, and yet I eat what I like, and I feel a different woman in' every way."-- (Mrs,) B. « ' Gently, but surely, Kruschen rids refuse, of all poisons and harmful acids, which give rise to rheumatism, digestive disordars and many other ills. A SIMPLE QUICK "WAY TO RELIEVE 'ACID STOMACH HERE ARE THE SIGNS: Nervousness. Frequent Headaches Neuralgia Feeling of Weakness Indigestion Sleeplessness Loss of Appetite Mouth Acidity Nausea - Sour Stomach Jd 'Auto-Intoxication WHAT TO DO FOR IT: AKE--2 teaspoonfuls of As MASE nesia in get up. Take aspoonful 30 after eating. And - before you go to bed. Omir Milkol Magnesia illips' 8 RET as rected abave. : 4 If you have Acid Stomach, don't worry. about it. Follow the simple * directions given above. This small dosage of Phillips Milk ot Magnesia .acts af once to neutralize the acids that cause headache, stomach pains and other distress. Try it. You'll Teel like al Bew person. 3 ut--be careful 'you 'get genuine™ Phillips: Milk : of Magnesia, or Phillips: Milk ot. Magnesia Tablets 'BY CAPT F. H. REID SIGHTS IN THE WORLD'S "magle word--in "THE BRITISH ISLES. 'England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales--just think of visiting them for the first time, or, if you have been there before, think of renew- ing your preylous experience. : estate of memorles for the future: it 18 worth while DOING IT NOW. Captain Reid's all motor; all Brit- ish tour sails on the "Empréss of Australia" on June 21st, You can on the whole trip for the 52 days. It costs nothing to enquire--it is a wonderful opportunity. Or, if you want to go to the Con- tinent or the Passion Play, there are seven itineraries available, ran- ging from 27 days to 57 days and in price from $341 to $778. - Write to Captain F. H, Reld, C. P. R. Building, Toronto, or tele phone WAverley 6646. are too many for one articlé to enu- merate, The flower girls--old women, bonneted and shawled, slitting behind thelr baskets full of luxurious and colorful blooms, chiefly at Plccadilly and Oxford Circuses; the 'sllk-hatted gentlemen who, selling racing tips, remove their black eye-masks and fade away Into the passing throng on the approach of a "bobby'; news- paper vendors who, either stand at corners with the glaring posters, sup- plied by the papers, beside them on the walls or railings, or else display these posters on a wire rack in front of them and attached to their shoul ders; the natty little uniformed mes- genger boys; the street vendor, dem- onstrating and selling his mechanical toys--these are all common sights of a London street. 3 : Street Musicians, Almost every type of instrument and every kind of voice 8 to be heard on the streets of London, Sometimes a group of disabled men, playing brass 'and wind instruments, in the fashion of the German band of olden times on our city streets, will be seen slowly marching along the roadway, two of their associates soliciting con- tributions; the hurdy-gurdy is a com- mon sight; individual singers, accom: panied by an accordion or a small street organ are frequently seen; the queues which line up in front of the gallery entrances at the popular the- atreg- find entertainment, during the _perlod of waiting, by all types of jug- glers and musicians; : One night, last summer, while walk- ing down Regent Street, I was attrac- ted by the sound of a flute, beauti- fully played. Coming to a corner I 'clan' was a young girl who played the most difficult selections -with artistic skill. As I stopped to listen to her, an obliging taxi driver came over 'trom his cab--parked in the centre of the street--and told me that the gill musician was also the possessor of a very fine voice. ~ One afternoon, .com- ing from the Caledonian Market, I encountered a one-man band: with a mouth organ, attached to him in such a way that he had the free use of of fis hands, an accordion "and get of E BIRDS alinjature Lug Bud Houses, Bird Sh~'- ters, attractive and 'practical. Approve ed by Jack Miner. 8] Ask A { <torekeeper Jr seni Pl us $1 and we shall | naii-todny wddress : 3 1 - post free, Mard- (SRE Eee W004 'Specia"ties Ltd. Angapolis Boy:' HN.B. ' POULTRY RAISER "CONQUERS "ROUP" Praises Minard's Liniment As Remedy for Rou, . Bronchial Fla hid in this fetter from OQ. Minviell he checked Roup (Bron: ATTRACT TH your | 4 bow . when you buy ~25¢ and 50c sizes, shis}. Flu) hn it broke gut 8 oe Bi ? i ne, *, fes "ALSO iN TABLET FORM and obtaining no results Roped rites y i Mr, Minvielle, "I fried Minard's Liniment, -Eacn Siny tablet. 18 the five to six drops on the tongue and some- ivalent ot a teaspoonful times more, depending on the birds. I am of Genuine Phillips' Milk Ppuitive that it helped me out a lot." ~ of Magnesia. wv - : inard's Liniment is a tried and proven "MADE iN CANADA remedy fo sprains, Surue: bruises and ay sap, © Rheumatls trouble, ~ For sale Philli ps Milk of Magnesi druggists, " won in your. fullest measure, ertant point has'led the move zotlon of oan ask, 20 Albert Street o a : at : icy [THE SALVATION ARMY | - $000 ANNUAL Self - Denial Appeal "If euch man int his measure would do a brothers part, : TO cheer the hesirts To cast a ray of sunshine into a bro- of men, to minister thor's hearty to physical nice, and How changed would be our country, 44 inspire mew 'hope How 'changed swould be our poor!" a8 been the wor of = af' The Salvation Army since its inception, XKindlyShelp us Your donation may be sent to: on COMMISSIONER JAMES HAY TORONTO, ONT. was surprised to find that the musi-{ 4 ocal | mestic manufacturers, In "all, per. drums, eymbals and triangle, o | ing quite a din, Sometime one might 'get a sh ks, such as 1 did one day. | diy 'by the curb, watching people and thing§ go by, I was start: 'led by a loud, raucous voice bellow- | ing almost fo my. esr. "One of these begging sing: suddenly decided tormako 'bis stand at this particular spot and; with no other preparations, than throwing his hat on the side 'walk, 'He hia started operations, Seal Artiste, _ 'All'ovér Tohdon you will find side" 'walk artists who either sit against theiy @drawings--in chalk, water col- ors or olls--to the passerby or make thelr sketches on the flag-stone side walk. - These er sketches are made with -éhialis of xarious colors and are Foftent. quite artistic. Of course they 'It 1s worth while to build up an J{nave to be renewed each day and when the work in finished, the artist will patiently sit beside it and mutely. 80- lMcit the pennies which are thrown into an upturned cap on the sidewalk [in front of him. take 31 days, 45 days or continue fi -Some of these pavement artists are philosophers. Here are three sayings which 1 copied from the sidewalk, pear Cleopatra's Needle on the Thames Embankment: -- A tombstone always has a good word for a man when he is down, There is no mistake so great as being always RIGHT. A man who never made a mistake never made anything. 3 The Charm of London, 1 have a song at home, in which is this line, "London is a big place -- lots of people in it." I am sure that the charm and attraction of. this or any - er city does not lle in its buildings, although, In the case of London, the buildings themselves in- 'trigue the visitor. To me the people are the most interesting feature of this tremendous place and human na. ture is exemplified in all its varlety to a greater extent here than any other place that I have visited. Football Player's Ambition to be Chef Hands that Snapped the Pig- skin Working Over the ° Mixing Bowls Salt Lake City--Between activities on .the football field and the boxing ring, 200-pound Harvey Brown is learning to make salad dressing and buy potatoes. © - : Hands that snapped the pigskin back to quarterback during the grid season, now are. working over the mixing bowls in the domestic science department at the University ox Utah. He always liked to cook, so he went in for it in a big way, his objective being a job as chef in a hotel or hos- pital, 5 LIEY He plans to take all the courses the university offers in cooking and may work for a degree if he does not have to take too many subjects that would be "embarrassing." = - a "Sewing, for instance," he explain- 'Asking abcut "his class marks, Brown said they are "just about the same as the girls." Electric Goods Canada Made 90 Poi Cent. of Supplies Used Manufactured in Dominion Teoronto--Study of Dominion stat- istics reveals the fact that more than 90 per 'cent.- of the electrical appar- atus and supplies that are being used in Canada are the products of do- r 169 manufacturing plants are engaged in the production of spparatuc required 'for the generation, transmission and utilization of electrical energy. . Of these 15 are-in the province of Ont- ario, 22 in Quebec,'9 in British Col- umbia, 8 in Manitoba, 4 in Alberta 'and one in the Maritimes, Ontario is rather in a class by it- self as regards a market for electrical products, particularly that class pro- duced for domestic, industrial and in- stitutional use. Market reports show that 41.3 per cent, of the consumer income is located in Ontario, as is also about half of the industrial buy- ing power of the country. Another rather astonishing point is that one- third of Canada's total buying power is within a radius of 100 miles of the city of Toronto. ¥ 32 4 y Hnileoan Jim™ Oll for putting the 'limbs and body into shape 'after prolonged 'exercise. It yikes 'out eorendusiicafid keeps it ou "", : 80 sald the sate James J. Uorpett. conqueror of John £8ikonn, Famous | athletes and thelr trainers have long ' known 'that-Oinegd 2011 goen~ deeper, and can be subbed gb thout blister: ing : Evely ehold weeds it. It es out the pain and. stiffness from sore strained muscles and ligaments 80 quickly 35 and 60 cta. at all drug: gists. 'Bole Agent: "John A. Huston Company. Limited, Toronto. § wn TOR BR ~ "I never knew anything like Omega |. fal Ls J 1%) wi * First of Kind in China -- \ Shanghii~- Work has been started on the $500,000 main building of the Lester School and Henry Lester Ine stitute 'of Technical Education, des signéd te. afford technical education for students of all nations and the fit chen] of jts sort to be erected China, : : 'By the will of the late Henry Les- ter, a Briton long resident here, this institution will serve internationally 'but . offer - special inducements to Chinese. It will contain a laberatory and testing machinery of the most modern type. There will be five large workshops including an en- gineeing machine shop and a ma- terials testing laboratory with a 50- ton universal testing machine, Commenting upon the'laying of the foundation stone recently, the Bri- tish-owned North;China Daily News of Shanghai said: "The establishment in Shanghai this year of the first full time technical school after the Bri- tish pattern marks a notable achieve- ment on the part of British - enter- prise. The British system of techni- cal education has taken 100 years to become thoroughly established." Long Life Span Held Due to Child Training To.ento-- It is possible that by able, death-dealing maladies, and 'he improvement in medicine" man might ordinarily live to the age of 100, a gathering of .nedical men and stu- dents were told recently by Dr. Wil- liam D. Haggard president of the A- merican College of Surgeons and pro- fessor of clinical surgery at Vander- bilt University medical school, Nash: ville, Tenn, He declared: "Without a doubt long- evity is due to child training. Bad child training, allowing tantrums, osis and crime, The children of psy- chopathic parents should be taught inflexible self-control. Inordinate mental and physical strain should be guarded against In middle life." . oo Potato Seed May be Short Canadian farmers 'intending to plant potatoes this year, 'especially Irish Cobblers, are advised by "The pamphlet issued by the Dominion De- partment of Agriculture on agricul- tural conditions, to reserve their seed requirements at once, as the spring demand will probably exceed the sup- ply. The production of certified sead potatoes in Canada in 1933 was the smallest in some years. Since harvest, the crop has also been considerably reduced by. frost, especially in the mand Is limited, there has been a strong early season market in the (In- ited States. The 1933 crop in the lat- ter country was very short and a con- 'tinued demand for Canadian seed is expected. CONSIDER THE HAMMER It keeps its head, It keeps pounding away . It doesn't fly off the handle.' It finds the point then drives It home. It is the only knocker in the world that does any good, . It makes mistakes, but when it does it starts all over, . It looks at the other side, too; and -thus often clinches the matter. It you are Inclined to lose your head and fly off the handle, consider the hammer = : Fewer Rich Men The latest figures published by the commissioners of inland revenue re- veal a decline in the number of Eng- land's rich men. =~ When the statis- tics for the present year become a- vailable, however, it is likely that the improvement in industrial condi- tions may well have resulted in an increase. } The commissioners' report shows that the number of 'persons with an- nual incomes of more than £30, 000 fell from 1,160 in 1930-81 to 897 in 1981-82; -- The number of millionaires -- men 'with incomes of £60,000 a year and over -- was 388 in 1981-32. For the previous 10 years. the number averaged be- tween 600 and 600. From 1919 to 1929 the number of American millionaires rose from 66 to 618, Then came the Wall street crash and the number fell in one year to 150. number has been much more steadily maintained.- Overseas Daily Mail. WORLD? 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