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Ey i meg Meg ITT Fd * Betty eats ; spinach x f "Frofa a herd of cows that ig Toni--Do you know anything about + Joe--1 - such a wonderful talker, ~~ = . gave me 50 cents, - get' through this meal before you 'woman's hands, "war and planning for war, munition : f A bitter lot for me morn. 2 She feels the beck of other hands, = Babies. Footprinted © institution, Each 'new. arrival is Hr ©. mothewy © The Beautiful and -- a for Vitamin B, = sr 'browse on yeast, comes i ] "right up to the chin my es But there's not enough letters in our ~~ alphabet to balance 'her under 'her hat, 5 > X irting? Fs flijLing thought 1 did, but the girl I tried my system on married me, With the advent of her first: baby a mother thinks she has discovered an entirely new language, -- & A niinister was sent for by an elderly lady: s Elderly TE sir, 1 hope you will excuse my asking you to call, but when I heard you preach and pray last Sunday you did so remind me of my brother, who was took from me, that I felt 1 simply must speak with you, He was'a salesman; and * Minister (sympathetically) -- And how long ago did your brother die? Elderly Lady--Oh, sir, he, isn't dead. He was took to the asylum. A _philathropist is one whose gen-| erosity is praised because he left what he couldn't take with him. : "So live that you will not have to peep out of the window to see if a bill collector is at the door, 2 © Give a stubborn 'man his way and he will credit you with having excel- lent judgment. - Little: Junior (on return from den- tist's) --The doctor told me before he began that if 1 screamed, cried or hollered it would cost: me 'a dollar, and if I was.a'good boy, it would only be 650 cents. : : His Mother -- Did you scream, darling? rE , Junior--How could I? You only Waiter--All right, sir, all right. You will get served in time. Diner-----Yes, but I'm anxious to raise the prices any more. "Little Grage--Why are' there 'no marriages in heaven, Daddy. dear? Daddy: (after stealthy glance a- round) --Becausa that: would not be heaven, my dear, Grandma Samantha Smathers from near Brushville says in her days the young: fellows didn't think so much about a girl's beauty as they did about a' comfortable hammock on a cool porch and a nice cake. 5 Little - MacDonald (to butcher)-- Give me 10 cents' worth of dog meat, and be sure its fresh, for the last time. you gave it to me Daddy got awfully sick. : One of the' pleasant episodes of life is making plans to spend money that you never get. Sunday School 'Teacher-- Junior, can you quote'something 'from they Bible to show that a man should not have two wives? Junfor--~Yes-- 'No man' can serve two masters.' Just the same as a woman falls into a woman's arms, a man "falls into 3 Neighbor-- Why are you letting your son study those dead languages at college? Father--I'm expecting to make an undertaker out of him. | If people would stop talking about' makers would have to engage in some . other line of business. Ca Doth heartless Fate! design, My wife eyes wistfully. each day Another face than minel. While jealous: fiends me mock; She thrills at other tones than mine: My rival is the clock, «= i Some fellows who work for all they are worth must have plenty of time on their hands, is my In Saskatoon Saskatoon City Hospital authori: dies are running no' risk' of 'confusing Ydentities:.of 'new-bom<babiés in that foot-printed before. leaving mother's side, thus establishing tive identification. = "the 'posis i : : SY) Now Feels Absolutely Fit A fat man is commonly supposed to be Sood moused; eas)-gaiog, But many a fat man who finds going far from easy. The follow- ing letter deseribes one typical in- stances - 2 "I began to put on' weight this year, and developed stoutness in the stomach which was very ugly. I took Kruschen Salts each morning for a month, and reduced my weight 18 lbs, So I kept on, and have now reduced 19 lbs. altogether, Apart from that, it has also relieved mé of headaches, and I feel absolutely fit each morning, ready for a hard day's work,"--H.M, Taken every morning, Kruschen effects a perfectly natural clearance of undigested food substances and all excessive watery waste matter. * Un- less this wastage Is regularly expelled Nature will eventually store it up out of the way in the form of ugly fat. Once - Kruschen gets into the blood you will soon see that double chin be- gin to go, and that too prominent ab- domen begin to disappear. Least Desirable Men In High Positions Crime Occurs: Because Finest "and Best Equipped Men Will not Take Office Cleveland--In the opinion of 'he first woman appointed to a United States court-of general jurisdiction, thesescape of John Dillinger "and the kidnapping of the Lindbergh baby oc- curred because our finest and best equipped men leave government to the least desirable class." £5 * Florence E. Allen, who left the Ohio Supreme Court bench to become a judge in the United Circuit Court of Appeals in Cincinnati also told the Cleveland Bar Association: - = ° "If there are in office the kind' of men, "and also. women,. who cannot say no, who think: that a public of- fice is their private property, then these things will happen and-wi!l con- tinue to happen. ! "You canrot give criminals an inch. "We 'have built a magnificent framework of government, but it de. pends on our best people, upon law: years everywhere, to make the law do what it is intended to do, accomplish substantial justice." ¥ Marriage: Barred to German Criminals Stettin, - Germany--Novel methods for preventing crime have been an- nounced by the criminal police. Criminals: convicted three times would not be. permitted to marry, for example; and thieves punished three mobiles are 'banned from operating such vehicles. for the rest of their lives. The new rules also provide that convicts thrice imprisoned who "are in danger of .epeating: their of- fences," must remain in their homes between 11 p.m. and 6 a.m.--6 a.m. in-Winter--and deliver -the keys of their homes to the police to facilitate in' checking on whther they obey these hours, ' . ------------ "Insurance" against unemployment ust not, by a: chance:or: loophole, become a mere' dole - which encour- ages idleness and defeats its.owfi pift- pose!'-- Franklin D, Roosevelt. OW TO FIND OUT IF YOU HAVE x . Eo Citar } HERE ARE THE SIGNS! Nervousness Frequent Headaches N Feeling of Weakness -Indigestiony ness: Loss of Appetite Mouth Acidity Alsen So tomach . ur § Auto-intoxication WHAT TO DO FOR IT The iw also-im use in" many other Canadian hospitals, = Foot-| ™ rinting'is'an offfhoot of the famous Pertitisn method: of * fingerprinting.' In the:case of it dsceasiesnto bbtain, good Two be SH 1 TET tS of Mop times for: stealing. bicycles: or: auto-. which he and Dr. Burrows JAKE 2 uls of 7, illips' Mil! M N w/v nesia in a ey eas : A : ng. when ~ TORONTO---Moving picture fan magazines and movies were scored by Mr. Justice J. H, Hope in commenting on the case of Frank Hanson, con- victed of a charge of assaulting a 16-year-old girl, * "This girl may have been romantic" declared the judge, "The fact was brought out that she was carrying & movie magazine the night the alleged offence took place. After all we know how much, unfortunately, the ideals of our youth are formulated by these pald magazines and movies, and not always for thelr own good. - "She may have. been looking for ro- mance and she probably thought she found it in this petting, No doubt she pictured the romantic embraces she had seen in the magazines. She 1s a very foolish girl", « ' le BY CAPT. F. H : High and Low in London Last week I told you I might re late more about London -- so many things are apt to happen to even the most causual wisitor; it isn't any wonder that a frequent quest of .he great metropolis stumbles upon the unexpected. : London has been on record as a royal city since the days of Alfred the Great -- well over a thousand years, The old city glories in its past, There is no need for alarm in the present gold situation, Mr, Rhodes New Tax does not alter the Potential 'Paying Possibilities of Canadian mines, Practically every business in Can- ada is taxed to an extent, and Gold Mining falls in line with its increased production as Bona.fide Taxable in- dustry, The splendid rally in Gold stocks last Thursday afternoon after 'the tremendous selling flurry in the early morning shows firm belief and op- timism in Canada's Gold situation. - With all due consideration to the fact that 10% of any mines gold will go to the Government (providing Gold 1s selling over $30 an. ounce) it will not interfere to any noticeable extent to the earning power of the mine. The following table of the New Tax will show this clearly, t How It Works Out It should be observed that the net price paid to the mines must be $30 an ounce before any of the additional tax is imposed. : The operation: of the imposition is indicated in the following table: At world price of $30--No tax. At world price of $33--No tax. At world price of $34--$3.40 per oz. At world price of $35--$3.60 per oz. At world price of $40--$4.00 per oz. American money {sg flowing into Canadian mines, This .is a great thing for Canada and no doubt is the major cause of the activities on the - exchange. The "NRA" and "Brain Trust" with their talk of leg: Islation "to curb all speculative acti vities on the United States Exehang- es are scaring the American investor. Canadian mines: offer a real {in- ducement to Americans no longer available in the Unjted States. . Let us as good Canadians welcome this money 'and except our olligations of honesty, decency and courtesy, and again prove the standard of Can. adian stralght dealing and ethics in - business. : : a X i Many Mining Areas: : : Will Be Surveyed The number of geological parties .regions of - Northern "Ontario this -year has been' Increased in keeping with the great: interest in' gold min- fng and" in expectation that large numbers of prospectors will take the field this year, Hon, Chas. McCrea, Minister . of 'Mines, announces, : Harold Colman Rickaby, senior pre-Cambrian geologist of the Mines Department, has: been:appointed pro- vincial geologist to succeed the late Dr. A. G. Burrows. Mr, Rickaby will complete und prepare' for publication the. report on the Sudbury district on worked Get in on . ~ New Gold Development Along with-the Prospector : Possibilities Unlimited | Buh 0 Canada these days for investment in} which will go out into the mineral] MINING -- FINANGE Note and C omment i ------ for. three seasons. Mr, Rickaby will also report 'on recent developments in the Mongowin district, Dr, H, C. Laird will contiiue hs work in the Swayze area and willl visit the Horword- Lake district; Dr. BE. L, Bruce will sp.nd' some months in the area east of Lake Nipigon and take in the Atigogama Lake region, north of Jellicoe; Dr, M. E. Hurst will visit districts along the T. & N, O. The rate at which gold mining: is growing In middle and eastern Can- ada is made clear by the number of new tines being brought into pro- duction, In recent months the Mac- assa' and the Greene-Stabell were brought into profitable production. Within the next few months Little Long Lac, Centra] Patricia, Young: Davidson, Matachewan Consolidated, "Capadian Malartie, - McMillan Gold Mines, Sullivan Gold Mines, and Thompson Cadillas are expected to be equipped" with mills and entering the producing stage, Still other new mines loom upon the horizon. Among those: in advanced stages of explor- ation and development, and with good promise of heing among the new gold producers of the next years are God's Lake Gold Mines, Plc:le-Crow Gold Mines, McKenzle Red Lake Gold Mines, Guonar Gold Mines, Lamaqueé Gold Mines, Noranda (Chibougamau holdings), KirklanC Gold Belt, Mec- Watters Gold Mines, Lake Fortune, Smelter Gold Mines, and others,--J. A, M. in Saturday Night. Big Increase Shown Value Gold Output Mines of Ontario Produced $17,038,001 In First Quarter--Tonnage Higher Production of gold mines of Ontario during the first quartér of the year was valued at $17,038,001, against $13,201,057 in the corresponding three months of 1933. Both figures are based on' the price of gold at the time of production, 1934 at $35 per ounce and 1933 with exchange added, For the quarter under review ore mil- led exceeded that of the correspond- ing quarter by 139,821 tons. Recovery for the three months totalled 497,028 ounces of gold 'and 106,010 ounces of silver, brit Output for March, at 172,459 ounces, valued at $06,961,324, was the highest monthly rate for the year to. date, and compares with 160,804 ounces valued at $5,648,628 in February. Kirkland Lake maintained its posi. tion ag the leading gold camp of the province, reporting output of 88,050 ounces compared with 78,226 ounces from the Porcupine area. , Preliminary work 'consisting of stripping and trenchingy in: prepara- tion for diamond' drilling is to- get under way at Senneterre Gold Syn- dicate's property in Senneterre town- ship, Quebec, as "soon. as the snow melts, according, to: official reports: Three' veins have been' located on | the :property_to.date. Nc. 1 has been traced for a distance of: 800 feet on surface'and shows a vidthiof 80 feet, carrying free gold in places, No. 2 is similar to No. 1 and has been traced for 300 feet and samples re« turned assays of $6.40 in gold at the old price. No. 3 is a quartz dyke, 40 feet wide, opened for 100 feet in length, carrying chalcopyrite. Local Representative Wanted 109) GOLD SunIONte, | ihc Sr er po ra | ame, tis 331 Bay Street TORONTO' - TRE rw ~ P OF CANA ES o \v) FOMPAN ge -- . REIL preserves its traditions and loves the ceremony that accompanies the Lord Mayor's Show, the Procession of the Judiciary or, greater than all, he State Procession of their majesties, King Geogre and Queen Mary. In a minor degree, the ceremonies of the Changing of the Guard, both at Whitehall and at Buckingham Palace never fail to draw a crowd. Did You' Ever Know? That Buckingham Palace is the private residence of the Sovereign? That St. James Palace, to which all foreign ambasadors are accredited, is the official residence? That the new residence of the Prince of Wales is Malborough House, recently fixed up - {for him and formerly occupied by the Queen Mother Alexandra? That the Royal Mews as the stables are for- med -- received' its name from the time of falconry and that these were the buildings where the birds were housed? That the name proper name of the House of Parliament is the Palace of Westminster"? That the Victoria Tower .on these buildings is | the largest square tower .in the world, i being 75 feet square and 336 feet high at the top of the pinnacles? That the dials o the Clock Tower (wherein is the great bell known as Big Ben) are 22% feet in diameter anr the figures are two feet long? A Street Brawl From the sublime to the ridiculous; pageantry to poverty: dignity to reckless abardenment: the following scene is an example. On ny spare evenings in London I la'ight to st~ll about the streets mixing with the crowds, perhaps chat with .adies (*) who seem overly anxious to strike up an acquaintance, watch the theatre crowds going home or to one of the gay restaurants , especially around Piccadilly --- human nature study is there in all its fullness. One evening just as I was passing the Palace Theatre where the picture "Dinner at Eight" was being shown and from where the audience were leaving, three people passed -- two women and a man, The street was crowded, autos and taxis were dash- ing in every direction and the police man, with his white elbow cuffs, on point duty, was kept busy directing traffic. The man was a rough looking customer, peak cap pulled over his eyes, ~ scarf arounf his throat and anr carying a rough parcil One of the women was large and muscular --she walked, with an aid of proprie- torship, beside the man: the uther slighte: and prettier woman walked behind. Sudden'y the big wo- man stopped and turned about smashed into the frailer one, hitting her across the face with a heavy hand-bag which sho carried in her hand Then the row started. Both wo- men seemed to be striving for the atteniion of the man who walked along stolidly apa let them fight it out, Off the curb an into the midst of the traffic the battle waged: loud screams and recriminations rent the air and hair was pulled, teeth knocked out andelothin g torn. Horns shreiked and drivers yelled while the poor traffic cop was much upset, between his duty with the traffic and the, necessity of stopping this brawl. Finally the lighte: woman who by this time was badly battered appealed to tue policeman and just then two other officers happening along, the two combatants were taken into custody and marched. down the crowded sidewalk. The man -- well, né one seemed to know what became of 'him, he just vanished and left his admirers to their fate, THE BRITISH ISLES. England, Scotland, Ireland and Wales--just think' of visiting them for the first time, or, if you have | been there before, think of remew- ing your previous experience. It 1s worth while to build up an estate of memories for the future: it is worth while DOING IT NOW. Captain Reld's all motor, all Brit- ish tour sails on the "Empress of Australia" on June 21st. You can take 31 days, 45 days or continue on the whole trip for the 52 days. It costs nothing to enquire--it is a wonderful opportunity. i Or, if you want to go to the Con- tinent or the Passion Play, there are seven itineraries available, ran- ging from 27 days to 67 days and Jn price from $841 to $778. Write to Captain F. H, Reid, C. P. R; Building, Toronto, or tele: phone WAverley 6646. i at 5X Dixie Plug is the th I'll tell you about another row -- is time it was in Belfast -- ih next weeks' article. amu U. S. Senate Adds 10 Per Cent. Tax - [3 Washington--In two quick moves, the United States Senate adopted an emergency one year 10 per cent, -ad- ditional tax on all individual tax 'sg- turns in 1935 and disregarded Presi: dent Roosevelt's objections by ap- proving a processing tax on imported vegetable oils. Democratic leaders spoke of threats of a veto for the revenue bill if the oil tax stayed in. The vote for the Couzens amend- ment levying the 10 per cent. added atx on income and _urtax returns, estimated to raise another $55,000,- 000 in revenue, was a réversal of the recent decision against the proposal. A motion by Senator James Couzens (R., Mich.) to reconsider the vote, carried 40 to 3b. } Would Put Tax On All Bachelors Sacremento, Calif. -- Bachelars would be taxed from $6 to $26 a year in California if the State Director of Finance Rolland Vandergrift had his way. Vandergi.t pointed to a recent report that the 1933 California bivth- rate as the lowest in 26 years, and he. said this is partly responsible for a current economic unbalance or an ex- cess of commodities over demand. "Our hope lies in expansion, in pro- duction, in distribution."--William E. Borah. - Kennedy & - Menton 421 College St Toronto et Harley-Davidson Distributors } and Used Parts Write at once for our bargain list ot ES "| muscles' used motorcycles. Terms arranged. SCIATICA with warm water; thea rub in plenty of Minard's end ) MINARD'| KING OF PAN ZH LINIMENT ¥ J . + "hehe Corplsh Blacksmith "Kxperlence has given me confls dence in'Omega Oil. It excels as & freshener and strengthener. of the "Bob" Fitzsimmons, famous for the pi, 3 Th Ome goes deeper. ; a ment Omega * Oil 1s in. ho "off i It may be rubbed into the}: athing muscles without blist. pri) the akin, Yetidt th SWonger And Agent: Join A. Huston | | 4 a rifty man's pipe tobacco, the smoke thatgives more forthe money. 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