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.~ ~~ Tramp--Because a man that mar- agit an inmate, looked over a ~ 1 Did Not Know-- 80 - A I did Fe Gury lors wondrous fair; f ; 'Oni day T ave an upward glance ~~ and saw a rainbow there. Idd Boe Jw that man could be me. gentle and- so kind; ; do EJ I spent a peaceful afternéon in com 1%. pany of the blind, : ¢ I did not know that common things were much approved of God; I watched a man with saintly face a- working in the sod. Sh I did not know a little child could show the way to live; One taught me how to pray aright, ; another how to give. | ~~ 1 did not know that any book could : mean so much to me; - I read: "And ye' shall know the Truth, and the Truth shall make you free." SE, * --By Grenville Kleiser, * 2 ¥ -Miss Rich--I hope you won't take it to heart, but aur engagement is - broken, ; 'Mr. Goldigger--I won't grieve for myself, but my creditors will, ES RR The worse thing about a ridiculous mistake is usually the ridiculous ex- cuse to which it .gives birth, : * x's J Man--Going hunting without any cartridges in your gun? Friend--Yes, it's cheaper that way and the result is the same. ' Sy ¢ Xk % $ 3 Dreaming of good times won't help much if you don't make your dreams come true. 5 * *x x» ~~ "Woman (to tramp, who had knock- ' ed at the door and begged for food) ----No, certainly not. Go away at once or I'll call my husband. - Tranmp--He ain't home. Sin "> Woman--How do you know that? ries' a woman like you is only at home at meal times. = : BLASTS--Strong minded = wives ~make the best husbands. . . , It's the petty things in married life that causes the trouble -- not the petting. + +. The guest of honor .eats a lot of food that he'd murder his wife for serving. . . . Not all men are weak when they give in. Some .of them are married. . 4. One of the easiest jobs is to find fault with the other fellow. . . . You don't have .to be in the dairy business to cry over spilled milk, Be honest with yourself -and-you Won't - have to worry about pleasing everybody. . About all folks want to give the doctor for his services is their tem- perature. , . Some folks are so skeptical they would accuse the Golden 'Rule of giving short measure. « +» Being disgusted with yourself is a sign you're getting along pretty well. + Some fellows get a lot of money and other fellows let a lot of money get them. . . The fellow "who hasn't made a fool of himself hasn't really lived. . . An old-timer . not know the sky revealed such! th For many years this woman's sys- was completely out of order, | due to chronic constipation. No ing seemed to do her any good. Then e found a way to rid herself of e constipation, and her health quickly improved, r sh lai " the following e ains._how came out -- SXP Riad i i "For many years I had stubborn constipation which apparently no was being continually poisoned. I was unable to sleep, and Was so weak that I could not even attend to my housework. Then I began to take Kruschen Salts, In a short while, I noticed a vast improvement in my general condition. Now sleep better at nights--I am no longer constipated--and my work seems easier. I have Kruschen to thank for all these bhenefits."-- (Mrs.) B. ; Kruschen Salts is Nature's recipe for maintaining a condition of in- ternal cleanliness, Kruschen stimu- lates your internal organs to smooth, regular action. Your inside is thus kent clear of those impurities which, allowed to accumulate, lower the whole tone of the system, Glimpse of 1900's Horseless Carriages She Was Being Poisoned by| remedy could. improve. My system| 1| slow of Mount- Forest, was E » A brother to every other Scout, without regard to race or creed ed) { $y E Returning support given them on various occasions by Legion members the Scouts of Stirling, Ont., contri- buted boxing bouts and a tumbling act at a carnival staged by the local Canadian Legion Post. - * % = The Scout organizations of Mount Forest, Arthur, Listowel and Palm- erston have been - organized as a provincial district, with a District Council under the presidency of Dr, E. A, Roos. Captain A, C. F, Win. named TY District Commissioner. * * =x The 1st Smiths Falls (St. John's) Group has been presented by Mr. Grant Jones with a building lot on which to erect a, permanent head- quarters, 'The building when com- pleted will include a hall, a reading room, a workshop_and a Rover den. » * Timmins, Ont,, is one of Ontario's busy Scouting centres. The fine new district headquarters, Hollinger Hall, is the meeting place every night in the week of a-~Sub pack and Scout troop, or a gathering of junior or senior leaders. * ¢ % From the New Yorker If you want background for the Automobile Show, you might go over to Hoboken and see the Stevens In. stitute's collection of ante-diluvian automobiles, It was started 30 'years ago and has been added to every time a Ste- vens: man has run across an ancient powered vehicle which has signifi. cance in the development of the mo- torcar, The gems of the lot are two horseless carriages, designs for which were originally patented in lis harmonicas, provided an excel- CANADA SHOWN Sudbury's Boy Scout Harmonica Band is the" latest Scout musical organization to go on.the air. The band, comprising a piano, banjo and ITH ere re + Th verywhere lent quarter hour's entertainment from station CKSO, : 0%» The fine new permanent home for the Scouts of Walkerton, Ont., built through the generosity of Mr. G. E. D. Martyn, and lighted and furnish. ed through the assistance of Messrs. David Robertson, Harry E. Truax and L. C. Crozier, was opened with suitable ceremony in the presence of Mayor Campbell. Grant, Reeve John Clancy and other prominent citizens, Mr, Martyn raised the flag on the new flag staff in front of the build- ing, and handed the key to Scout- master Reg, Swanson. The hall is one-storey cottage style with imit- ation log siding. * % » Over 200 Scouts, Cubs and Rovers from Chatham, Wallaceburg, and Ridgetown joined those of Dresden, Ont, for a Scouts' own service at Christ Church, The parade assembl- ed at Market Square, and was march- él' to the church by the Dresden Community Band. At the church entrance the boys were received by the Rector, Rev. R. M. Weekes, and Rev. M. B. Johnson, The service was attended by His Worship Mayor George E, Clark and members of the Dresden Town Council. After the the service the boys were served re- freshments in the Parish Hall by a committee. of ladies. IN MANY LANDS By Movie Films--2,831 Are 1877, which actually ran when their inventor, George R. Selden got the money to build them in 1905. Professor Eugene H. Fezandie, a husky young teacher of 'mechanical '| engineering, who shows the _collec- tion between classes, told us he'd had one of the engines turning over about a month ago and that it sound. ed pretty good. Physical Play For HC ripples Advocated Niagara Falls, N.Y.--Hiram Jones, -chief of the physical education bur- eau of the state department of edu- cation, said last week "too much at- tention is being paid correction of physical defects of children that meet the eye and not enough to the minds of the handicapped." " Speaking before the annual con- vention of the New York State As- sociation for Crippled Children, Jones asked that physically handi- capped young persons be allowed to participate in physical exercise as a means of play. Their minds will be helped as a result, he said. CI Circulated in United States Ottawa--A report issued by the department of trade and = commerce says 'Canada is getting valuable publicity abroad" through screening of 5,437 copiesof motion pictures of Canadian scenery and industrial activity, representing about 5,000,- 000 feet of film. The films were taken by the Canadian government motion picture. bureau, | Of these films, 2,831 were in cir- culation in the United States, 1,280 in Canada, 387 in the United King- dom, 150 in Australia, New Zealand and Tasmania, "120 in Germany, 100 in South America and 84 in Austria. In smaller volume the films circulat- ed also in Japan, South Africa, Turkey, East Indies and many other countries. Films obtained during the year de- picted scenes in the principal cities of the Dominion and the national parks, with outdoor life pictures to encourage tourist traffic. Installation of . sound recording equipment and improved laboratory equipment has proved a great aid in connection with the new material on the fruit fisheries, lunibering and agricultural industriés in thé form of travelogues, Work on a series deal- ing with the cultivation, harvesting, is one who can remember when he and his good wife rode on a. tandem | * bieyele, with little Willie" perched _proudiy on the handle bars, . . ; All fame takes human toll and at the * last men are only great as they are kind, . . . A patched up quarrel isn't any more satisfactory than a pair of patched up-pants. : HE Hog ow Her Dad--What do you m necking my daughter? Boy Friend (sadly)--I was just _ carrying out the scriptural injunction! to "Hold fast that which is good." * kk 0% ~ CORRECT THIS SENTENCE -- "And this time I am going to do all "my Christmas shopping before the * last minute." * ox ok Junior--What's an expert, daddy? Daddy--It's. a fellow who- gets a - big salary for telling other people - how to do things he can't do himself, } » { : You'll never get much satisfaction ~ trying to measure last night's good , time by this morning's headache. * % ©. TMeacher--Tommy, come up here ~ and give me what you've got in your mouth, i : Tommy~--I wish T could -- it's the . toothache, : SE pnt ly AEE EE y ~~ One historian tells us that women used' cosmetics in the middle ages . i 4 « « they still do. A farmer's truck stalled in front | of an asylum. While he was fixing the fence a dnquired: ~~. ~~ Inmate--What do you do for a living ? : ean by Ever 'Wonder Whether the' Pain" Remedy You Use : is SAFE? | Ask Your Doctor | and Find Out. Don't Entrust Your Own or Your Family's Well - Being to Unknown Preparations THE person to ask whether the preparation you or your family are taking for the relief of headaches is SAFE to use regularly is your family doctor. Ask him particularly . about "ASPIRIN." = He will tell you that before the discovery of *'Aspirin" most "pain" reniedies were advised against b physicians as bad for the stomac and, often, for the heart. Which is food for thought if you seek quick, safe relief. * ? Scientists rate '""Aspirin" among the fastest methods yet discovered for the relief of headaches and the pains of rheumatism, neuritis and neural- gia. And the experience of millions of users has proved it safe for the average person to use Togulaty. In your own inlerest remember this. Ir-- "Aspirin" Tablets are made in Farmer--I'm a farmer. Why? nmate--Well, you ought to try razy, it sure beats farming, A slgnalman is a "bobby" (as he originally was) to Great Western en. drivers; and the open space at nd of Paddington Station, Lon.' is: still called "the Lawn". < Canada. "*Aspirin" is the registered trade-mark of the Bayer Company, Limited. Look for the name Bayer in the form of a cross on every tablet. Demand and Get Do You | "| the militia -training camns at. Pete- - {of the official Canadian government "| don for" the week-end at reasonable H storages, inspection and transporta- tion of Canadian grain has also been completed, the report states. Educational programs_have _.been provided for men attached to, the un- employment scheme camps in vari- ous parts of the Dominion and for waw, Barriefield, Camp Borden, and Niagara-on-the-Lake. One of the outstanding achieve- ments of the motion picture bureau, says the report. was the completion film history of the Canadian Corps Week-end Flights To London Shortly Toronto. -- In the near future Canadians will be able to fly to Lon. rates, T. R. Loudon, Professor of Ap- plied Science, University of Toronto, told a meeting of the Engineering Institute of Canada here recently. Canada must 'prepare for sich events, 5 Little Manitou Lake -% ewan, Canada SY Refined ar ¥ 3 at Home, Gratifye Be ing resull recorded tis, t hasien, imi 8 Btomac and gi ailments in the war entitled, "Lest We For-| | get." '| seeing a tandem '| to be placed on lights at the inter. man haters, Sald the famed J 1st while visiting here: "The he said. Accurate meteorological in. ing, and Canada had one of-the best meteorological services in the world. Such accurate charting made possible the existing commercial zepplin ser- vice between Germany and South America, During the trip to England and Europe this Summer Professor Lou- don found great evidences of air- mindedness and terrific increase In travel by air everywhere. This show- ed that aeronautics would be the next! great commercial advance. He told of an EngHshman flying to Algerles, transacting business there, and re- turning the same day, a distance of '| his Majesty's Stationery Office formation was needed for good fly-|: In his annual report on Economie onditions in Canada, just issued by n London, Mr. Fred W. Field, Senior Trade Commissioner in Canada, pays much attention to matters of trade. A comprehe to Canada's external commerce, par- ticularly in relation to the United Kingdom. Mr, Field does not content himself with statistics, tariffs, and a review of the benefits of the Empire agree- ments, He has given advice which appeared in previous reports, 'but which nevertheless will bear much repetition, "The United Kingdom and Canadian markets," he says, "differ materially. The fact that a certain branded product sells in the United Kingdom, perhaps with the help of advertising, does not mean nemes- sarily that it will sell in Canada, even with the assistance of publicity. The customs and habits of the buy- ing public are established, and are difficult to change. To try to compel Canadian consumers to purchase something they do not know nor par- ticularly like is as impossible as it is to persuade the United Kingdom to eat griddle cakes and maple syrup, with the passion of North America." It is apparent Mr. Field knows his territory thoroughly, or he would not select so apt an example. Who would think of seeking an average Britisher with a pile of griddle cakes before him floating in maple syrup? He has more advice: The market undoubtedly is one of the most difficult in the Em- pire. A study of only one section is not sufficient to determine how business must be done in other areas. There are differnces of climate, clothing requirements, transportation methods, and a score of other important consid- erations. While _the English-- speaking population of Ontario may consume large quantities of a given commodity, the French- sveaking population of Quebec Province may purchase scarcely any, of it. The advertising matter addressed to the Anglo-Saxon © consumer may be entirely un- suited to the French-Canadian. The longer one-lives in a market --geographically immense, but with a relatively small nopulat- jon of about 10,000,000, the more is one impressed by the trading pitfalls: and the necessity for a carefully planned and solid base for sales and distribution. 2,300 miles. Air liners in Europe carried a passenger for around 10 cents a mile in absplute luxury, also 33 pounds of baggage. ' : "The speaker showed plctures of huge air tunnels in which new planes were tested in air currents, Plctures of the new tailless machines built to resemble _birds and painted grotes- quely, were shown, as well as the French "Flying Flea' a plane which can be built by almost anyone at a cost of $250, which has not yet gone into a spin and which features the moveable front plane attached to the "stick." 'Horse Still Is King Observes the New York erald Tri- bune. -- It Is paradoxical that in a Probably few ~ Canadians realize | they are, 'on the whols, so difficult. ot Field is right. The market here calls for close study by the old Country exporter, Even the domestic fini acturer or distributor has to learn all the trade tricks to get busi- ness.--Toronto Globe, A BAD MONTH Wholesome Food, Sufficient Rest and Sleep Will Keep You Well During Novem- ber } Old wives used' to say, "Live through March and you live=all sum- mer," writes Olive. Zloberts Barton. time when the horse is popularly sup. posed to be in abeyance a festival tain its supremacy as one of New York's major occasions. Yet such is the case. And the Horse Show-is no more the parade of broadcloth and sables of social paragraphs, monocles and sky-blue tunics can possibly account for the crowded aisles and prevailing atmosphere of enthusiasm which are characteristic of the Garden these ev- enings. Horses, the riding and view. | ing of them are a matter of popular interest. The bridlepaths of Central Park are crowded of a Sunday noon as never before. One observer reports driving through McGowan's Pass within the fort- night with a cockaded footman be-, hind and a white fur robe behind the dash. Paddy Rafferty, who! drives the first sleigh through the! initial snowstorm of Winter, is doubt. less watching the barometer with an accustomed eagle eye. Publicity In Store For Erring Drivers Loulsville, Ky, -- Traffic law viola- + My experience children's diseases glorifying his prowess should main. | ip | stronger than coincidence has made than symptomatic of an almost unl.| About seven-tenths versal equine performances. Neltherj ,o.;,yq flinesses have occurred after] in' the boxes nor the omnipresence | with children and compels me to "Live through November and live all winter." It seems to me that something this month one to keep an eye on. of my family's the leaves fell. _ Is it not natural then, associating Jate fall with almost everything from pneumonia, scarlet fever and diph- theria to the lower-grade germ dis. eages (usually ticketted as grippe and flu), that I send out a storm sig- nal to otners who have lived a short. er time? : . FALL: WORSE THAN SPRING The greatest factor in maintaining health fs always that of keeping up body defense and resistance to dis- case. In the spring it has long been traditional to redouble 'effort. Rea. sons given have varied, but at last the vitamins won, and the vegetable, "fruit and vitamin D-A method replac. ed sassafras and bone.set. In spite of it, we still have the unpopular spring cold and quite a lot of major illnesses at the turn of the season. It this ig true of spring, why not fn fall when things are in reverse and the benefits of nature usually there to help are woefully. absent? It there i8 a conspiracy of the ele- tors here soon will sée their names on new traffic signal lights. 3 Mayor Neville Miller sald recent.' fenders would be used to buy plates,' gections | laws, A The plates will read something like this: ' © "John Speedster pald for this sign, He was fined for failure to stop at a boulevard." { No Such Anima Bdmonton, -- Ames Semple Mo. Pherson was brief and to the point when asked what she thought of wo. Jrankel 8" where they violated the b at aton't any such things." i ly that portions of fines paid by of.' HLETE'S FOOT ingworm Infection "Skin Troubles YIELD QUICKLY TO AY Dr. D. D. Dennis' tion, made a pi. Tua] boil Bs druggist, de. sue No. 47 -- '35 aranteed a's Italian at your 1. nsive chapter is devoted |. pensations to our ald. Nature seldom leaves us without the means of heal. ing and prevention when she goes es. WHOLESOME FOOD DEMANDED More sleep than usual is one of them, To keep dry is another -- dry and warm, Fatigue always opens the door to trouble; it throws wide all the doors and windows at the turnot the season, Dampness may not matter much--when the warm sun is there to even up body tem. perature, but {it tells a different story when chill becomes an ally and there {8 no sun to champion us or protect us. The diet plays a big gart, too. Energy and heat, not required in summer, are most sorely needed in cold weather; fats, carbohydrates (Sugars and starches), a variety of wholesome foods, and milk. The place for colds is bed. For a teverish cold, add the doctor, and subtract the other children. Cleanliness {is paramount. Clean hands can't carry so many germs to faces as soiled: ones, Well.aired rooms play a big part, but avoid drafts over beds or your heads at night. A. hand..to the wall will tell whether the bed is properly placed away from direct air.currents. En. ough warm covers should be on hand to prevent chilling. But it must be remembered that too.warm clothing on a warmish day, or too many bed. covers on a warmish night (then cooling oft suddenly) lowers defense and causes trouble, Watch out for damp stones and ground. Keep children off both un- lesa" they wear rubbers. It child sl{ould / his feet wet, change shoes At ogce and it chilled as well, ments against health of both child] and adult during this time, then we | must summon all of nature's com.| into one of her tempérmental chang. | p & oS \ 00 Pipe Smokers! fill "GOLDEN viRgiin®" : 4a rea good smoke! y E UP IN CIGAREITE TOBACCO ALSO MAD $1 i i A New Prosperity Grips Tillsonburg Tillsonburg, -- Delivery of district tobacco to the Canadian Leaf Tobac. co Company, Ltd, large plant start. ed here last week, and the plant will start processing the largest tonnage ever delivered to Tillsonburg, ap. proximately 10,000,000 pounds, which will mean a huge cash outlay here in the next three months, As a result, the population of the town will be Increased by 700 to 1,000 people for the next few months, It is impossible to find an empty house in town, with the result that from two to four families are "doub. ling up for the winter months. The town's activities can be very accurately judged by the records of the relief officer today, disclosing eight families actually on relief, with one able-bodied man in the total, Tax collections have been the best in years, a hot bath and drink are in order and to bed for the rest of the day. Or at least a child thus exposed to cold should remain indoors for the day. Roman Hyacinth Blooms In Water Special Glasses Used, With Bulb Just Touching Water At Base The easiest grown of all the hya- cinths for indoor use is the type known as the Roman hyacnth. The spikes are smaller, looser and: more graceful than the common hyacinth and each bulb produces two or three of them. They also ¢ome into bloom in the house from two to three weeks earlier than the glant types. It is time to get hyacinths going for liv- ing room and 'sun parlor decoration during the winter months as well as to get beds of these handsome and fragrant blooms planted outdoors. "Tor indoor growing a light rich soil produces the finest blooms. They are also grown in specially designed glasses of water. The procedure is the same whether grown in water or goil. Plant the bulbs with the nose "| just out of the ground in soll, or set the bulbs in the glass with the base just touching the water. Rainwater or distilled water is best for the pur- pose, with a lump of charcoal in the glass. Set away in a cool dark place until roots are formed and the blunt nose spike pushes out ofo the bulb. Formation of roots is easily noticed in the glass. In potted bulbs the growth does not start until the roots are developed. Allow the growth to be least an inch before hringing out to the light. Hyacinths are coming back to gav- den use -and deservedly, as they are among the finest of spring bulbs, both for tho stately formality of their heavy spikes and for the delicious perfume that permeates _ the whole garden during their season. 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Prize of The Winners of Our First Monthly Art Contest which closed on awarded to Miss Grace Brewer, 246 Macdonnell Ave, Parkdale, Toronto, of An Art Course valued at $50.00, and a consolation prize to each of the following contestants, Sov 20d, Prize awarded to Mr. T. Gertlbauer, Arnstein, Ont. 3rd, Prize awarded to Miss Vera Bailey, 261 Glenrose Ave., Toronto. 4th, Prize awarded to Mr. R. Braby, Mono Road, Ont, Sth. Prize awarded to Miss Helep-Moygan, Box 26, Bracebridge, Ont. 6th, Prize awarded to Miss Margaret MacDougal, Box 39, Lanark, Ont, 1f you have not received a copy of our second art contest leaflet, send a stamped addressed envelope for one. GIFF BAKER, 39 LEE AVENUE, TORONTO CANADA 0 " v EE ERO FERS