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og k. 4 - = 4 - b | . wrong person, fon. eight: hats this year, and I have had only one. I think that's a disgrace.| -- |N "tattered magazine he had picked up, - picking cocoanuts, ' ~ Wales. Vegetable Crops . | ~ Winter Storage : ; Don't let.the frost injure the crops ~~ Don't forget to watch your storage cellar farthest removed from the fur- nace and where the greatest amount Class Room Boners ; The liver is an infernal organ. AR brutes are imperfect animals. Man alone is the perfect beast. A thermométer is a glass tube with a temperature running on its inside, - Sn Trousers is an uncommon noun because it is singular aj the top and plural at the bottom. . 'Misery 'may love company but the cornpany is usually bored.' Ruth -- | wonder when Arthur is goirig to propose? He's been going with "me for nearly six months, 'Elsie -- You'll have to wait six months more. He didn't propose to me for nearly a year. SYMPTOMS I've had a strange experience; and I'll tell yQu, : So if these symptoms come your way you'll know just what to do. I sat and blankly stared in space; forgot each vital thing, Harsh noices seemed like muste, * sweet--rank weeds like flowers of spring. I seemed to see bright sunshive on the cloudiest, rainy days; So I went to a specialist to learn what caused this haze. The doctor's face grew very grave. He said: "Great Skies Abovel | Why you have every symptom of an awful case--of love!" --Lyla Myers. Man -- Does your pastor some- times make the mistake of talking too long? * Neighbor -- Does he! Yesterday at breakfast he talked after his wtie had told him to quit. Doctor -- You have grown very thin, Kirby. Kirby -- Yes, Doctor, in fact -it's gotten so when I have a pain in my middle I can't tell whether it's a stomach or a backache. i "Don't you want some nice fresh eggs? They're just In from the country." "What country?" i Cub-Reporter -- I'd like some ad- vice on how to run a newspaper. Editor -- You've come to the Ask one of my subscribers. ~ Man -- Women are fools. I never knew but one sensible one, Friend -- Well, why didn*t- you marcy her? 73 Man -- 1 asked her, but she wouldn't have me. Wife -- Mrs. Wimpson has had Husband -- It certainly is. What do two women want with nine hats? One negro was tooking over a and he said to the other: Sambo -- Look heah, Mos. eah's a picture cf some colored boys Mose -- What you mean? -- picking cocoanuts? I thought the monkels laid 'em . While clearing ground to open the ancient gold mine at Carmar- thenshire, Wales, the workmen found a Roman waterwheel which is to be placed in the National Museum of tt A Thermometer -Is a Good Friend in Storage Room before you take them into the cellar. Don't bring them in while they are" wet. ; Don't cover roots with damp sand if the cellar is hot. They will start to grow if you do. - Don't try to store onions, squash or pumpkin in a cool cellar, They will keep better in. a drier, somewhat warmer room, room and sort out any decayed spec: imens before the trouble spreads. Don't forget that a thermometer is a good friend in a storage room. If it is possible fo provide a special storage place, select that part of the or air circulation takes place. } Cruelty To Children At Guelph O.A.C. GUELPH, Ont. -- Freskmen at the Ontario Agricultural College hex. are forbidden to speak to mem- bers of the opposite sex under pain of dire penalties, as part of their initiation rites this term. They are not allowed to smoke and must carry their schoolbooks in a fruit basket. They also "fag" for their superiors. Britain zow naturalizes about 160 foreigners a month - Blinding Headaches Made Her Helpless ! Forced to Lie Down For Hours at a Time = Other sufferers from headaches will be interested to read this let- ter:-- : "Until last summer | was subject to very bad headaches. While they lasted I seemed to lose my sight and all power in my hands, and was forced to lie down for hours at a time. My aunt (who has taken Kruschen Salts for 12 years with beneficial results) suggested my trying them. I did so, and I've not had any return of those headaches for months, in fact I-feel quite bet- ter. I shall always take Kruschen regularly in future." --(Mrs.) M.W. Headaches can = frequently be traced to a disordered stomach, and to the unsuspected retention in the system of stagnating waste material which poisons the blood. The numer- ous salts in Kruschen assist 'in the complete elimination of waste mat- ter, resulting in a purer blood- stream, -and thus helping to bring relief from headaches. BUSINESS COURSES CBYMAL | Learn to earn a good salary) Take 4 Shaw tarial, Stenographic, Accountancy, Advertising, or Bhow-card Writing Course. Best fos | 25 Teasonaily cost from a Cana- dian o ears ence. for particulars; ¥ Sapa : Write MINING FLASHES Cuniptau Mines produced 100,000 pounds of matte, containing approxi- mately 30,000 pounds o: nickel and 50,000 pounds of copper, during the period of Sept. 16 0 Cct. 1, officials report. Assay reports on the prec- fous metal have not as yet been re- ceived, but, judging from the ship- ment made early in September, this | 100,000 pounds should contain approx- imately 20-26 ozs. gold, 140-160 ozs. platinum and 450-500 ozs. silver, The market value of the contained met- als would exceed $22,000, on the basis of market rice for refined metals. Production of Si§coe Gold Mines for September amount.a te $210,316, a new Ligh record for the mine, and l.compares with $208,207 in the preced- ing manth and $190,043 in September of last- year. During the month the mill handled 16,678 tons: of ore with millheads of $13 per ton, against 15,- 3568 tons handled and heads of $13.65 in August, Spookum Gold Mines- officials have been notified that the shares have been approved for registration by the Securities & Exchange Commis sion at Washington, D.C, Surface work "on the 'property adjoining Red Lake Gold Shore has exposed nine veins which have been opened up for varying distances. A complete diamond drilling outfit is on the prop- erty and has been 'set, with drilling already underway. The first hole has reached a depth of 40 A second while a complete assay plant has ar- rived and is heing set up. Further channel' sampling of No. 1 vein re- turned values ranging from $9.45 to $105 per ton. Recently a value of 3.2 ozs. was secured across a width of - 24 inches in an §-foot test pit 'located where veins No. 2 and 4 in- tersect. A crew of 17 men are em- ployed on the property. Underground ~developmeat is con- Ground Grips are the greatest tires ever built for traction. The patented self- cleaning, super-traction tread makes its own road through mud, snow, sand and gravel. "Thousands of doctors, sales- -- men, farmers and truck op- . erators who travel over all kirtds of roads in all types of weather enthusiastically re- port Ground Grip tires their greatest driving aid. Ground Grip tires cost no more than standard types of . tires, Have your local Firestone Dealer equip your car or truck NOW. GROUND GRIP TIRES FOR CARS, TRUCK | TRACTION TIRE FOR SNOW AND <5) UNIMPROVED \ a $\ ROADS S AND TRACTORS "drill is now enroute to the property; tinuing at the Sturgeon River prop erty of Breugold Mines, Ltd, with drifting being advanced both east and west on No. 2 vein, .ive face samples taken over a length of 26 feet on the No, 2 vein at the 100- foot level, gayve-an avérage width of 31 inches and-average value of $21.07 in gold per ton, it is officially stated Athona Mines, [td., througi J. J. Byrne, president, who is on a visit to the property in the .ake Athabas ka area, repor{s that a quartzite mass has been exposed -on- the east shore of the lake for a widty ©: 120 feet, and- shows high-grade veinlets at in tervals across the full -width: 'A rock trench, nearing completion, has ex- posed three zones' from 1C¢ to 156 feet 'wide, and reach «Ong shows several quartz stringers carrying 'abundant galena, sphalerite- .d some gold py- rite confined principally to the quart zite. Grab: samples from each zone, which showed "no visible gold, assay- tha No. 1 shaft gave assay returns of $64.25 from' channel samples taken across 57 inches, The No. 3 zone has been extended aroth-r 3 feet, bringing the widih to 18 inches. POPULAR: ONCHESTRA LEADER This month sees the resumption of the popular "Blue Coal" pro- grams, every Wednesday at 9 o'- clock, over C.F.R.B. Above is shown Horace Lapp, who will conduct: his orchestrs to open the new series. Canada Better Place : es 'For Immigrant Boys CALGARY -- Immigrant boys are better situated in under-popula- ted Canada, Mr. G. F. Mortoi, leading British educationist, has found in a survey of conditions in this country. The headmaster of -Leeds Modern, one of the early English Victorian institdtions near the city of Leeds, ndvocates immigration to relieve tiie pressure of over-population in Eur- ope Dr. Morton has completed Tr tour cities and on farms, old boys from his school's alumni who left Eng- land between the years 1924 ana 1929 for the colonies. He. will visft Australia before returning home. "TI have always: urged those who are adventurous to emigrate from the Old Land, Now I am seeking to determine how they are making out --comparing their standard of liv- ing with that in England. __ "I find nearly all "the boys are better off in Canada than they woul: be at home and 1 will contin- te to vvoa the nracant nile af the school to try their lives in the Do- in Bacteria found in tuna fish eaten raw at Ayase, Japan, were found to | be 100 times more deadly than-Gert- ner's bacteria which killed more .than 50 persons at Hamamatsu in May, but a)l eating of the fish was stopped after two persons had been made ill. TO END PAIN ...rub in Minard's. Checks colds, taken in- ternally. Ends skin blemishes. At druggists in regular and new large economy sizes, ™ | L rr ed, $245, $2.450 and $383.95. Work on |- " "ASPIRIN" of Canada where he met, in various | Lea Years Over In Show Business i Tent Shows Will Return To Quarters After Big Year By SMITH BEAVIS NEW YORK -- A bul! 'rket in clowns and fa) dn ers! Broadway casting offices jammed with torch singers, hoofers and heavies! Holly- wood hard at work on a "recovery" production schedule! And 80,000,000 persons a week swarming to the movies! That, they tell you on the Rialto, indicates that lean days for the show business are about over;: that econ omic recovery--extending from div- idend cheques to the price of eotton --has put people: back avhere they can rov gaed hord sash for enter tnt ot Broadway is drawing its people homeward in hordes, tor early tall is casting time in showland and troupers are packing the managerial offices 4n quest of parts. Motion pictures, swinging into nex production, and into the fall and winter nights, are coming on the best season since 1930. The tent shows will return to winter quarters only after another month or two of what has been the best business for years. Staid Old Halifax Gets a Real Shock A Woman Attempts to Enter Politics for First Time In City's History HALIFAX -- Almost 200 years after this garrison city was founded a complacent city council considered the possibility of being joined by the first "alderwoman'" in its history. But Mrs. M. T. Sullivan, a leaa- ing Halifax social worker, will have a fight she did not anticipate when she posted her nomination papers-- and that fight will be against a man, Albert P. Calnen, real estate agent. Calnen's nomination was posted shortly before the filing office clos- ed. It had been believed for almost a week that Mrs. Sullivan would contest the ward 8 vacancy created by appointment of Alderman J. P. McManus to the position of civic assessor, but she made no commit- ment until she filed her nomination. To Ease a Headache Fast Get Real Quick-Acting, Quick-Dissolving See How g "ASPIRIN" Pa: Tablets Work: a In 2 seconds by stop watch, an '""'Aspirin™ tablet starts to disinte- "grate and go to work, |: Drop an "Aspirin" tab let Into a glass of water. 'By the time it hits tho bottom of the glass it is disintegrating. What happens in this glass + + « happens in your stomach. For QUICK Relief If you suffer from headaches what you want is quick relief. : "Aspirin" tablets give quick re- lief, for one reason, because they dissolve or disintegrate almost in- stantly they touch moisture. (Note illustration above.) . Hence--when you take an "Aspi- rin" tablet it starts to dissolve al- most as quickly as you swallow it. And thug is ready to start working almpst instantly . . . headaches, neuralgia and neuritis pains start casing almost at once. : ® "Aspirin" tablets are made in Canada. "Aspirin" is the registered trade-mark of the Bayer Company, Limited, of Windsor, Ontario. Look for the name Bayer in the form of a cross on every tablet. I'ry it.\You'll say it's marvelous. ASPIRIN. 'A BETTER CHEW- ILL TELL «A Hl f wy Yi) 4 (© KANT No other woman has ever contested a council election--or a political election of any type for that matter --here before. Last year, Mrs. M. Dean, intended to rur for mayor but she posted her nomination too late and was not allowed to be a candidate. If War Comes Cordell Hull, U.S. Secretary of State, observes: If war comes upon us, it will be fought not alone by uniformed armies and navies but by the entire populations of the count- ries involved. Airplanes, poison gas and other modern fighting equipmen, of which we can only conjecture would make the world a veritable inferno. A general war now would set loose forces that would be beyond control-- forces which might easily bring about a virtual destruction of modern political thought, with all its achievements, and possibly a verit- able shattering of our civilization. Our one hope is that the govern- ments and people of the world may fully realize the solemn responsibil- ity which rests upon them all ard that realistic envisaging of the in- ovititble consequences will prevent their flying at each other's throats no matter- how great may be their impulses and the fancied incentives. VITAMIN C The New York Herald Tribune writes:--Orange juice contains from two to three times as much vitamin C as tomato juice. Either of the Juices lose vitamin C if allowed to stand before using. These findings were the results of experiments conducted by the United States De- partment of Agriculture's home eco- nomics bureau. The tests Included both chemical analysis and feeding trials of four varieties or oranges, two from California and two from I'lorida, fresh pressed tomatoes and juices from canned tomatoes. It was found that the canned tomatoes con- tained as much' vitamin C as the fresh samples. New Process A British firm has invented a process by means of which all tex- tiles and fabrics can be rendered absolutely unshrinkable. Tt is claim- ed to be an advance on. all other processes. The unshrinkable quali- ties are imparted during the hot-air drying processes to which all dyed fabrics are subjected, and in spite of the advantage this method is fer cheaper. In the case of wollen ma- terials iodine is used instead of chlorine, and gives infinitely better results, even making the cloth more durable. Medical experts who have tested these iodine-impregnated fab- rics state that by wearing them the LOOK FOR THE BAYER CROSS health of the nation should improve. "Fine for Gold backing of the world's cur rencies is double what it was seven years ago, a British expert says. Classified Advertising TUITION FREE HAIRDRESSERS not doing Permanent Wav- ing, we teach and equip you free. 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