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T THE SPORTING THING | BY LANG ARMSTRONG By Fred Neher Mews Features) "There's only one steak left, sir . . . the chef had his eye on 'it, = but he's willing to toss you for it!" SUBURBAN HEIGHTS -- By GLUYAS WILLIAMS [7 0 GET OUT OF ACCOMPANYING HIS WIFE 10 ENTERTAINMENTS AT THE WOMEN'S CLUB, FRED PERLEY HAS DISCOVERER A , SURE-FIRE METHOD "THAT REQUIRES: ou A HANDKER WER, A SIMULATED SNIFELE, AND AN OFRCIAL STATEMENT CUPPED TR THE NEWSPAPER THAT WHEN YOU FEEL, A COLD 'COMING ON, IT'S A PRIRIOTIC TRY 10:5TAY HOME: AND'AVOID SPREADING If , Quay Shedd 47.00 Ben Masia tae) oo. I VILAGE By Galbraith ; n oe peg BY NEA SERVICE, INC. T. MAG, U. 8. PAT, OFF, "I'm all out of patience with those people who are always. harping about the servant problem!" VOICE OF THE PRESS 2) Job for a Lazy Man An ingenious Texan, F. O. Mas. ten, has developed a driverless tractor for the farm. It is claimed this machine can be left alone, ex- cept for servicing and repairs. The driverless feature is carried out by a specially designed tractor guide to keep the machine in the furrow. --Regina Leader-Post. Conscience at Last Field -Marshal Keitel says some of the things he did on Hitler's order were really against his con- science. It's amazing how many Germans. have developed con- sciences since May of last year. --Woodstack Sentinel-Review, It Probably Was Just 20 years ago a ship captain off Prince Rupert saw a sea serpent raise its head 80 feet: above: the Pacific waves. Nobody would have believed him, had he said it was a Japanese submarine, --Windsor Star, | Far East Leader 1 Warning Now that the frost is out of the ground, it is a timely reminder thag a soft answer turneth away wrath, but a soft shoulder turneth a car into the ditch, --Stratford Beacon-Herald., Up-to-Date Notes If you got everything you deserv- ed, you would be hard up. " Some of this lipstick would be better named post office red. The trouble with too many peo- ple is that they are better judges of clothes than of character. We are terribly bothered by bor- rowing, None of the neighbors ever seems to have what we want. Peoples were just as wicked in the old days, but at least they were not so proud and boastful about it then. --Quebee Chronicle-Telegraph, Answer to Previous Puzzle HORIZONTAL 62 Neat 1 Pictured U. S. 63 He is ---- of U. S. troops in Army leader, Lt-Gen, A. C. China -- *,. 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Prospective passengers will be particularly glad to hear about the round-trip fea- ture, --The New Yorker. Watch Against Waste Watch those garbage pails! Any- one who wastes food in these criti- cal times, with so many people of the world starving, is committing a crime against humanity. --Chatham News. Controlled Inflation A gadget is coming on the market which will keep automobile tires up to their proper pressure. Who said there was not such a thing as con- trolled inflation? --Peterborough Examiner. Not Enough The Alaska Highway isn't yet ready for tourist traffic. In 1,600 miles it has only two (filling stations. --Sault Ste. Marie Star. Short Memories It's strange how many people forget that they are taught, when babies, to stand up for themselves. -- Kitchener Record. Broadminded Railroads are planning to show travel movies in their transcontin- ental lounge cars. What could be cuter than watching the Alps while passing through the Rockies. -- Ottawa Citizen. ROLL YOUR [OWN WITH 20, Macdonalds FINE.CUT ( Junior Wins A new testing device gives the equivalent of 50 years wear and tear on metal in four days. Or you can buy Junior a bike, and he'll do it in one day. --Ottawa Citizen. Take a Tip The best garden tips are on the end of asparagus stalks. --Chatham News. -- a --- --] Ha! Ha! the dent out of accident? Skies Not So Blue One of our peacetime disillu- sionments: Lifting" the wartime "ceilings" and finding the sky isnt so blue. -- Vancouver Province Hobby Fans Build Your Own Plane Two New All Balsa Wood Precision Beam Flying Models: 100 F-10 Taylor Craft Auster 100 F-11 Stinson Sentinel, $1.00 each -- 30 in. models Also all Balsa Wood Flying Models of Popular Fighting Craft at 75¢c each (28 in. models) -- Spitfire, Mosquito, Thunderbolt, Mus- tang, Hell Diver, Typhoon, ete. 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"My wife knows that Grape-Nute Flakes are doubly good because they're made of two grains--wheat and malted barley--cleverly blended, baked and then toasted for matchless flavor, delightful crispness, easy diges- tion. Those recipes on the package for cookies and other good things will catch her eye, tool" "THE SPORTING THING \ "Silence, Spoke, I have spooken!" THE SPORTING THING "You'd' never guess Joe's hobhy+~He raises. porcupines!" By J. MILLAR WATT |. TO INVEST YOUR ;, MONEY IN A ') TRAVELING MILK BAR, HOW WOULD YOu LIKE (Ratossed fy The Bolt By BUD FISHER [FIVE DAYS Now 1Ve BEEN) RYIN'TO FIND OUT THE NAME OF THAT BEAUTIFUL OFFICER, THIS MAN - AS R,| TRYIN WAS TRYING JONLY UMASHER [MASHER, IN'To TO FLIRT /WANTEDLHEY! (WITH ME! Toto i LIVES UP fp NAME = s fy AA 20 | on ised (Ih ABOL 1 DON'T YOUR / FIND OUT | TOLERATE HONOR! | THAT GIRLS Misses NAME WHO SERVE TIE oN THE {oars ww. \ CORNER! 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