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There is quite as much need anksgiving i % 4 of a patriotic self-restraint now in Don't Worry A Way Out Menu cee pe purchasing items in short supply as ' Officer in charge of rifle range: Mathematics was not John's Thanksgiving day has been cele- Suring ihe, wee el, Patience wl "Don't you know any better than strong point, and at the examina- brated ever since the carly settlers, en paki Pe ae mel 0 to point an cmpty gun at me?" tion he was given a problem as fol- after suffering many privations and pe whats A Cobe bio fry Raw Recruit: "But it isn't emp- lows: hardships had their efforts reward- Oe = A ty, sir; it's loaded." "If one horse can run one mile ed by a bountiful harvest pronnsing oo in a minute and a half, and an- food for all. All over the world - ' . other horse can do the same dis- this year people in many lands will -- ELAR I UO Simple tance in two winutes, how far be offering prayers of thanks for Send for details of FREE TRIAL Lady of the House: "Norah, the would the first horse be ahead if the food that has been harvested OFFER of Jrirdbmays peta, oe window in your room is so dirty they ran a race of two miles at 'or many it will be the first real Medical Profession, Light and comfort you can't see out of it." their respective speeds?" harvest for a number of yo .rs. The fhle you aly Ya are os Norah: "But, madam, when 1 John worried over this for some people of Canada should te more the soptured Hooues TENIO Sik) FiPiuce want to look out 1 open it." time, and then thought of a way thaekful than any other for the Beaders, Deph, 11M. 60 Front St. W, Yeronto, oo out. bountiful harvest they have beef 9 Robbery, That's All "I regret to say," he wrote, "that gnen., Co ) I cannot deal with this problem, Poultry, cither chicken or turkey 1 wo burglars hae broken into a as my parents have always told me is usually the meat served at the tui ar's shop and ware sorting out never to have anvthing te do with Thanksgiving dinner. If you have a MACHINERY H seme suits when one of them saw horse-racing in any form." nice fat chicken for the occasion oil. marked $50 "Bert, look at I there will be quite a bit of fat 10 : ; 4 : ; : NEW AND USED Aig price of 'hat cng," he sad Doing Fine lake out when it is beng cleaned. SPO X J I IE ity Ww SNE A x ; Of Every Description Wily it's downrigh robbery. "Put up your hands?" com. Ihis chicsen fat, after it is ren Sm Cl Fp ch a a IRA 5 } mee Phone EL 1271 J _ nsanded the Bivcer of - bandits dered, us well as the fat saved dur- A unique playground for men only--sometimes for good little boys and girls--is in operation at the H. W. PETRIE CO. LTD Icy Words who had stopped the Motor conch mg the cooking is excellent for Lachine recreation grounds, near Montreal. Here a man is shown taking his children out for a jaunt. 147 Front St W. -- Toronto . y "We're rw 19 itob tic cols pe baking Lixcess fat should be pour- "WE 'BUY & SELL" - I'he amateur actors wer re- Xige af] ihe ladies" £ ' ed off while the chicken is roast- hearsing. 158 a L the Adses, ing, leaving only cnough in the fi Mrs. Jones was required to kiss No, pemonsticd he Fanlise pin dos Dose and for wmaling - YN ' : Mr. Smith, and as they arrived at wo has. - en rob ae gravy. With the scarcity of fats in V O | C [D O I I H E P R D) S S that incident Mrs. Smith appeared. fronts peg ! ° cave the general, it is a wise homemaker ) S A F E S "Oh," excaimed Mrs, Jones, "I ' "Yount man." ERIPD0 B Fromm who saves all the chicken fat she 2) , HS "Bi AEN hope, dear, you don't mind my Co 8 { ye Apt ¢ a we aah can; it has the texture and richness Canada Could Use Th Mani At L Piotéet yous BO F yd 02 Kissing your hushand." passenger o uncertain age, 'mind 0% hitter, bub ke oder wets nada Could e Them aniacs At Large The Power We Need from FIRE and THIEVES, We | "Not at all darling." was the icy your own business! Your friend's fats, requires the addition of lit- One of the Australian govern- When we hear of women--and Steam power transformed the buve a elze and type of Sms wr soply. "1 dont teied Be fie Yount managing this hold-up! tle salt to the amount asked for in ments has bought 150 Bren gun some men--kicking one another 0.) nineteenth century. It will take nhines, 0 ny hiv pig po : i Fe docen's" FSS the recipe, carriers for conversion into tractors the shins, breaking cach other's team-power to transform the twen- uy w All Clear The home cconomists of the for farm Sosa, A good idea which glasses, stealing packages of mer- ticth. ] . . -- A sailor eallcd unexpectedly on Consumer Scction of the Dominion {gn well be adapted to meeting chandise out of baskets, and acting --Edmonton Journal. J.6¢J). TAYLOR LIMITED The Truth bis lmrcee. Te found her oll drove Department of Agriculture suggest the needs of Canadian agricultur- generally like demented people jin : i SAFE WORKS A young boy in the witness box ed up and ready to go to a dance. a simple menu with recipes for the isis. chain RIocery iSiores, we begin to No Joke TORONTO was so much at ease and answering "That's the spirit," he told her, Thanksgiving dinner, serlize the need jor increasing the Just as we had almost split our 343 from: 8y =. Jertehrs the questions put to him so fluently "No need to be gloomy." Tomato Juice Hard To Get sree and number of our mental in- sides looking at our old family Fatnhlishea 1885 that the judge was suspicious. Just then the telephone bell rang, Roast Chicken or Turkey Dressing Confronted with the alternative Lata Ti Ti ) album, we saw ourselves in a : "Did anyone tell you what to say and the sailor answered it. Brown Potatoes of keeping the services of his butler =>5t. Thetas LiniesJourinal, mirror. . in court before you came here " "What?" he said. "Oh, yes -- Tomato Eggplant Broil or losing his wif Los Angel AR LARS . h . sing his wife, a Los Angeles --Branden Sun. he asked. judging from the number of U- Pickled Beets Crabapple Jelly man kept the butler, his wife testi- H NESS & COL "Oh, yes sir," replied the boy. boats we've sunk, I should certain- Grape Neapolitan Coffee fied in a divorce court. Well, good U.S. Imperialism Now Farmers gh TI n H " ~ " » " " 4 Counsel for the prosecution was ly think so." And he hung up the TOMATO EGGPLANT BROIL butlers are hard to get. For a change it is now "Ameri- Freedom From 'Top nlf Jeare Hitma Supplies, up in arms at once. receiver. . 1 medium egg plant (about 5 to --Windsor Star. can Imperialism" and not British We trust all those voluble critics We #él) our goode only through "1 felt this witness had been tam- ) Who was that? asked the 6 Hichos 1a Juan) that is under attack in Europe. of British policy in India are not- your loca) Staco Leather pered with," he snapped. girl, . ] i» 2 tablespoons 8, meiel . Communist parties there agree ing the fact that self-government Goods dealer. The goods are The judge turned to the boy. Oh, said the sailor, "just a fel- 3 to 4 large ton ioss : Live And Learn with Moscow = that the United in that country is being imposed by right, and so are our prices. \ "Will you tell me," he said, "who low who wanted to know if the Salt, celery salt and pepper to The trouble with most elections States is "seeking the domination British authority. Freedom is com- hot Inaiitatiire om us od told you what to say?" coast is clear! tocte : is that it takes a year or two be- of the world." Britain -was never ing from the top down, not from ning" ee, his, Binks oo Ot "My father, sir," answered the : Grated nippy cheese fore the majority of the people dis- accused of more than picking up the bottom up--a curious reversal kets, and Leather Travellin Af boy. "He said the lawyers would Great Line Si; rer] in 4 inch slic cover they voted the wrong way. some territory here and there. of the revolutionary practice. Goods. Insist on Stace Bran try to get me all tanglea up bur One Chicago ex-gunman is re- aid oS a a eo vi Hes pi -- l.ondon Free Press. --Ottawa Citizen, --Ottawa Journal. Trade Marked Goods, and L 8 if 1 stuck to the truth 1 would be ported to be now working as a aT i D3 "Sprinkle lightly r cet satisfaction. Made only by: uite all right." billposter. Still in the stick-up line. X an oe oh . i [ if 3 hy il ! r a the wricuip ine with salt and pepper. Preheat broil : - CANADA'S ESKIMOS GET FIRST EYE TESTS SAMUEL TREES CO., LTD. Ay 4 cr to 400 deg. I, Place slices on } mm . ) os 42 Wellington St. E., Toronto GE LIFE'S LIKE THAT By Fred Neher rack and broil on onc side until WRITE FOR CATALOGUE Dh, lightly browned, about 5 minutes, 5 1 turn and broil on other side until . WILL-YUM. tender, Top cach slice with a thick slice of tomato, sprinkle with celery V2 salt and a teaspoon of grated J 2 cheese. Return to broiler and broil : 2 until cheese melts. Serve at once. : Six servings. GRAPE NEAPOLITAN + 1 tablespoon gelatine ' ..Y4 cup cold water 4 cups blue grapes 2 cups boiling water 34 cups sugar Few drops of green vegetable coloring, ' Soak gelatine in cold water. Wash grapes and press pulp from skins, Add 1 cup boiling water to SON } the pulp, cook 5 minutes, Rub ipl - through a sicve to remove sceds ; WNW ng and to the pulp add 5 cup sugar fh ROR Ne ~ and soaked gelatine; stir until gela- ; : iY of RL tine is dissolved and add green col- 100 100° nn : $s ing. Cool until it begins to sect. : oi RYT) oring. Coo g sala had Beat until light, turn into a wet GENUINE ASPIRIN IS Fait £3 A Vy Fr ) . 2 £5 hi mould and chill until firm. To the MARKED THIS WAY fi skins add 1®cup boiling water; cook ox News Festorary FRED NEE 5 minutes and add %4 cup sugar > : " : 3] y | ec jellied ' "D'ya mind steppin' outa the room for a minute, Pop--it's fon ing bo Voy q the ye aed military secrets and you know how fussy you are about from sine Sin sovengs. your lodge! . a s -- = LL i HOLD EVERYTHING THE STRANGEST THING % 3 § & p: 1 : : ; . p §1v¥ al 3 ! CANADA'S i CLL = a A SE g CORR. 1543 BY NEA SERVICE, INC. T. ML RIG U.& PA). orf ~ Her face framed by the fur of her parka, this Eskimo woman at Lake Harbor, N.W.T., watches with STANDARD PIPE TOBACCO ag Vai Yr af . '4 y 3 d h H H] . . . . - i iCal, ol ; : (Pegsst!" EX cep interest as her picture is taken by A. H. Tweedle, Hamilton optometrist, during his trip on the : ! : J 2 DATs - ig ssst. Nascopie. He made the long voyage ta check Tip on Eskimo eyes. uly . i ' . REG'LAR FELLERS--Publicity's Glare S Z uy R | rn z TaKE IT DOWN AED) z TAKE IT DOWN! 3 ! WAKE UP = REPORT @ =. 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