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Jenidvesintnobaedbuistithinbibi dine: La adenine J eo | PORT PERRY STAR -- Wednesday, June 18, 1975 -- 3 Kinsmen Kinettes win d ti 8 | Port Perry Kinsmen and Vice Shield, Screech (mem- ( Kinettes walked away with bership), Expansion and Bul- five awards at the District 8 letin Awards. i w-- : , : . J} Conventionat the Royal York Before the club moves on to I've had some pretty rough times tinkering Hotel in Toronto, June 12 to the National Convention in | around the ol' homestead, but let me tell you, if it 15, each of the awards con- Newfoundland, August 20, hadn't been for the Hammer 'n Can. trick, | tested by 68 other clubs inthe Where the awards will have to wouldnt have made it, this weekend. district. stack up against eight other Wallpaper. Rolls of it. On the floor, on the It's the first time the,club finalists, the Port Perry walls, and halfway in between. Henry, the dog, has brought home awards Kinsmen Clubwillgo down in . has taken a liking to Sunworthy dry strippable from the convention, accord- Disitel 8 records as theonly paste and is happily slurping great splatterings ing to Club President John one ' bo have won more than of water out of the wallpaper trough. Gertrude, ip tbls he ri EE the cat, has parked her litter about halfway up won the awards as being the Make it easier o an Sih! foot stretch of Wnrelied wallpaper and result of "an outstandingly : all three are enjoying the peculiar noise as the active and ambiti oun'. . | sharp laws penetrate the paper, it _-- fs ve for developers John Ross, president of the Port Perry Kinsmen Suddenly, the kid dodges into the room and moved past the 35 mark, and _-- Club, gets a hearty handshake from District 5 leaves a Size 5 Adidas on the paper next to the by next year, the club may Developers wishing togeta Governor, Don Masterson of Blackstock, at the district y, | cat. The cat jumps, ripping the paper. The dog have over 50 members..."if the reat ly convention held in Toronto last weekend. The Port jerks back, knocking the scissors from the end of things keep going the way = SET bodys ny Berry Kinsmen and incite Clubs won five awards a wallpaper. For the sixth time, the wallpaper En he added, Boost with a proniiscs Sp. the convention, in a field of 69 Ontario clubs. rolls up. cen a ' rates hing, lification of Region- regional council was told sign such agreements as the For the fifth time, | reach for the of larger communities, older developer agreements. earlier that about 17 develop- ones drawn up by the region. Hammer n Can. } ) than the Port Perry Club's According to Mayor a agreements were According to Mayor Mal- Likewise, for enolium, linoleum, whatsit four years. Mr. Ross thinks Lavrenes Malcolm the grawn up by the department, colm, everything was (floorcovering) job | did on the kitchen. Let me that an active program is at '¢glonal works department developers 'thrown in" to make sure tell you Linoleum enolium whatsit people must least one of the reasons for adimitied they may have hadn't bothered to come in. nothing was missed. Accord- get paid plenty by the rug people. Unrolling the the club's success. 3 mace the | egy Further investigation, ing to some developers, said Pe ® stuff is hard enough, laying it down even harder, The Kinettes won the Dis- Wola BR oa Es however, said Mayor Mayor Malcolm, no lawyer | and we still haven't figured out how to make it ricl i Senior Sliotiv. Ar, sheald take pled p Helm, Bovenled a er ream | lay flat. Tried everything from lancing the while Kinsmen won the Ser- Mayor Malcolm 2) evelopers were unwillin S S an agr ? f bubbles with an electric drill to working the air } said pockets to the edge. No luck. We've got the only kitchen around you might describe as "choppy". That's just about the time you're ready to go bananas..... ....the old Hammer 'n Can trick. & ° Worst of all, however....the scourge of all Builders of Great Things, Hammerers of Nails and Merasurer of Tapes, is that unidentified member of the_family who maliciously keeps hiding the tools as soon as you put 'em down. Put down the hammer for a minute...presto, it's gone when you need it. Measuring tape... a nails...square...everything. Spend five minutes work and a half-hour looking for stuff, that's the way It goes. | So bold had the yet unidentified party got last weekend, that not only did he swipe a pencil on me for a good 15 minutes, but he actually slipped it behind my ear when | wasn't looking. Thank God for the Hammer 'n Can trick. .. " How does it work? : Before starting any project, always have a can,..any can...handy, as well as a hammer. Take the old standard, hanging a picture in ¥ ; : 3 Fi: the living room. Get the Can and put it where y © you can reach it. Stand-on the sofa, hold the nail ; : + F against the wall and start swinging.' : : Ed lu hd Ea If you're anything like me, the first blow iF SCI Ea ; 3 ; should give you a thumb the size of a baseball L f N Lo 4 . bat, and the colour of a rancid old-cucumber. 0a ers Patent Black . - . : 8 | ea Now, before your enraged trembling gets the Xe : , 5 : : best of you and you do some harm to the world, Oxford S Black & Brown | $ yy A 95 _- OX FOR DS you need the Hammer 'n-Can trick. i dp ab ar h : = } jh 3 Clutching the bloodied hammer with one 0 3 f Foam Rubber Sole hand, reach for the can with the other and place L f : it down in front of you. Lift the hammer - d ers Black & Brown 18 95 overhead, and rapidly, screaming with as much B t with Lipper : enthusiasm as you can muster, beat hell out of it. 00 S Black -& Brown It does wonders. a Go - *Scugog to make decision soon HUSH PUPPIES GREB extent that people are trying Coun. Don Frew said he OXFORDS & '19 95 to break IN...." wanted "more say" from ~. LOAFERS h: | All members agreed that citizens and a good long look } | further discussion will have atthe overall proposal before to take place, and if was any action is taken. 1 $ ' «suggested that a tour (offer- The institution here is part." High Cut 35.00 ed by John Bennett of the of a federal plan that would aE Penitentiary Service) of the . close the Kingston facility by Reg Cut . $29.95 3 Warkworth. Penitentiary be 1979, replaced by smaller hl . ay accepted before any decision reception, psychiatric, 'and : is made. security institutions, F - " { : ¢ | Emiel's Place ~~ Licensed Dining and Banquet Rooms s : hg Pec iid A. W. BROCK Surf & Turf Tint Steaks oo [| | Filet Mignon Boy's 13.95 Lobster Tails Fi 5 Fishermans Platter Queen St. Port Perry DEPARTMENT STORE