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PORT PERRY STAR -- Mon. December 24, 1984 -- 29 SPLAT! Teachers face 'cream pies for charity Now isn't this every kid's dream? To on two willing mugs ---- all in the name of : : take a cream pie and smash it in the face of charity. Above, second prize winner Bruce > your least favourite teacher? The kids at Brandon undergoes a creamy facial mask. Port Perry High School had their chance Fri- He managed to raise $13.96 for the Matthew day afternoon, dashing whipped cream pies Geer Fund. ' The idea was for everyone who wanted to zap their teacher with a pie to donate money to the Mattt.ew Geer Fund, along with a note naming which teacher they'd like to zap. Vice-principal Ed Grant was the overwhelming favourite (?) with $91.10 donated in his name. Above, he gets his due. But surprise, surprise! Mr. Grant was so (un)popular that he received an un- precedented TWO pies on the kisser. So just as one student was rubbing in the first pie (smoothing it around just right), another stu- dent was preparing for a second Sneak Attack. Aw, but what a good sport Mr. Grant turned out to sports of all were the members of the Port Perry High be. Even after suffering the frontal attack of two pies School Student Council, who will be donating the money instead of one, he still managed a grin for the cheering raised from the pie contest as well as an additional one hordes of students who gathered in the gymnasium to thousand dollars to the Matthew Geer Fund. Now Almost looks good enough to eat? watch their vice-principal get creamed. But the best THAT'S school spirit!